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Previously on Weeds.

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What kind of stank strain
you brewin' over there?

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You want to see how ours match up?

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Who's got the munchies?

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Sixty-three. Sixty-three.

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Who won?

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Show me your plant.

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You look cute in that jumpsuit.

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I thought this job was gonna be fun.

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I'm your new Director of Spiritual Life,
Moreh Andy,

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and this is afternoon discussion time.

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Your foundation was granted a license

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to operate a facility
for the homeless of this county.

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You've 48 hours.

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Without tenants like yourself,
the state inspector will shut us down.

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Does that sound pretty good?

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I'm not pregnant.

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Andy. You need to tell him.

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You know he'll leave me.

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You were off
somewhere not being pregnant.

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It's menopause, Andy. It's not a choice.

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You lied.

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- I'm a rabbi.
- So?

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I see you, up there, watching me.

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You know, that night by the pool,
I really wanted to kiss you.

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A raccoon?
Well, shit fire and save the matches.

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- I wish I could have seen that.
- Mom?

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- Crick Montgomery, ma'am.
- Who are you?

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He's from a tobacco company.

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I can show you a business card,
if you'd like.

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Silas, can I speak with you a second?

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Tobacco?

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- He wants me to grow for him.
- Grow cigarettes?

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Weed cigarettes.
It's this new idea they're developing.

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Still in the early phases, obviously.

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Okay-

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Tobacco doesn't speak to Silas.
You can talk to me. Capisce?

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- Mom...
- No, no. No, she's right.

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Forgot my manners.

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That said, Mrs. Botwin,
you and I both care about the same thing.

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Sweet tea? Debutante balls?

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No, making sure
Johnny Appleseed over here

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doesn't end up playing for the wrong team.

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Right, and let me guess,
you're the right team?

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Well, between nerd-scientists
hamstrung by the FDA,

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and cowboy-capitalists
with a two-century history

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of growing, rolling, and distributing?

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I know which pony I'd ride.

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Silas is very happy where he is.

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Tell him that you're...

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I was happy.

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Until I saw a machine eat my plant

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after being beaten and drowned
in magnesium benzo-something.

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Look, why don't I just leave these with you?
Two tickets, first class,

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flying out of Kennedy tomorrow.

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We'd love for both of you to
come down and check us out.

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I'll just let myself out.

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You're phenomenally gifted, but your talents
are being wasted at Smith Johnson.

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I think we can offer you a heck of a lot more.

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- North Carolina?
- Too hot this time of year.

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- Here you go.
- Thanks.

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I used to smoke in college.

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Would they make me move
to North Carolina?

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I'd have to work on one
of those plantations?

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Not unless you want to.

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Bring that up at the meeting,
whatever you want to bring up.

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Do they even have plantations anymore?

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- You seem anxious.
- No, no! I'm excited for you.

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Right?
It's like I'm some athlete being recruited.

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First class and a limo to the airport.

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You're the talent. Remember that.

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- I know.
- So, you make the demands, not them.

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Just think about it. Weed sold commercially.

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My strain in every Walmart, gas station,

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every five-and-dime, mom-and-pop corner
drugstore from New Haven to Sacramento.

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I need you to support me.

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Of course I support you. Look at me,
here on this plane, supporting you.

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I mean today.

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Today is gonna be totally about you. Okay?

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I won't even speak if you don't want me to.
I'll just gesture

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with those baseball signals.
Whatever you want.

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Do you think they have those sundaes?

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Stewardess? Stewardess?

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Time for work, my little parking attendant.

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I heard he did it under the ark.

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I heard the eternal flame flickered off
and then back on.

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He totally boned her so hard,
the walls shook.

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Hey!

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Who boned who?

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You didn't hear?
Rabbi Dave totally diddled a goy.

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Okay. That's enough. How do...

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Allen Royce was supposed to go
over his haftorah with the Rabbi

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and when he showed up, door was locked
and he could hear everything.

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Oh, hello.

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Look, it's your mother. Bye, Jonah.

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L'hitraot.

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- She's always late.
- it's cool. We can wait.

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Are you expecting anyone?
All right. I'm gonna get the door.

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Don't stab me in the back.

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Thank goodness.
I thought this address was a joke.

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Jordan Kovnot, Edgewood Shelter in
New Haven.

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Doug Wilson,
Douglas S. Wilson Foundation.

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Just ignore the urine-jar lady back there.

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But let me know
if she makes a move this way.

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This is where you do intake?

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Yeah. Well, obviously, it's a slow day today,

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but are you... Are you seeking shelter
yourself, or...

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That's cute, Mr. Wilson. Oh, this is Jeff.

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Jeff's had a bit of a rough patch,
but he's got a big interview tomorrow,

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Bloomies men's department.
Fingers crossed.

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Rudy, Rudy shot two families
and a goat in Iraq

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and he wasn't even there for the war.

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How many Rudys you got out here?

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That many?

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Combined overflow from Hartford, Stamford,
West Haven, Danbury, Bridgeport, Norwalk,

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and I trust you know the new rules?

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You have to take whoever comes in,
maintain 85% occupancy.

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DSS will be checking, weekly.

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Jesus. Yeah, I'm all over it. I'm on it, yeah.
New rules. Got it. 85%.

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Oh, shit.

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Said she was carrying our imaginary child
and then hopped a plane back to Oakland,

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so now I got nothing. No future, no progeny,

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no holding an infant in the palm of my hand
like an eggplant.

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What's up with your mom?
She doesn't own a watch?

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She just got re-married
to a 29-year-old day trader.

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Let's see if Rabbi Dave can find you a ride.

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Hang on.

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Doing some gardening?

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- Hey-
- Hey-

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Matthew's mom forgot to pick him up.

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Also, just as a heads up,

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kids are spreading rumors about
you diddling someone under the ark.

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It was in my office. It wasn't under the ark.

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Oh, wow. Okay, wow.

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Well, way to go, Rabbi.

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Nancy.

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- Sorry?
- I was with Nancy.

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How did... Well, okay. Was it Nancy, Nancy?

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- I'm so sorry.
- No, no, no, no, no. No need.

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Would not have expected that.
Who's Gabby?

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My wife, late wife. I planted this for her.

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A pear tree, was...

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No! I'd rather walk home!

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I'd rather die than to have Cody pick me up!

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I think this crew could use some pancakes.

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Hushpuppies and pulled pork,
slow-cooked over hickory and oak.

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Local delicacies.

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I thought smoking was outlawed
in restaurants.

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Well, Durham has a long tradition of
rebelling against authority.

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Plus, this is an industry town.

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Just about everyone here
is connected to tobacco,

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if not them, their parents, their neighbors.

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Their failing health.

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Who do you think pays state children's
health insurance?

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We give millions in tax dollars.

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Perk of being America's most lucrative
cash crop per acre.

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You know what else is lucrative?
Crack cocaine.

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You were saying
you wanted to take us on a tour?

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Yes! Right after lunch.

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We'll tour the fields, the barns.
If you have any questions...

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- I have a question.
- I'm not surprised.

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- Slavery.
- Was a long time ago.

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Not that long.

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Also, I heard about this Indonesian baby
that smokes like 10 packs a day.

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It's this fat baby
that's literally chain-smoking.

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Look, tobacco's made mistakes.

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We have a complicated past.

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My father ran this company for 45
years like an old-school robber baron.

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But I want to modernize, diversify, find
new markets, clean up our ingredient list.

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Internationally, we're doing great.

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But domestically, we need a new playbook.

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Weed.

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Exactly.

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You know, it's actually cheaper to grow
weed than tobacco,

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yet people pay more for it.

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You've done your homework.

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I'm sorry. How are you gonna grow weed
if it's still illegal'?

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'Cause that's the part I'm confused about.

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Can we let him talk?

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I want to show you guys something.

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Y'all are gonna love this.

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We've already designed the packs,
just need the product to go inside.

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Very retro looking.

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That's 'cause the logo's from the '70s,
back when it first looked like

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weed was gonna be legalized, and we even
came up with an urban brand called

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"Cliffs."

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- Urban meaning?
- African Americans.

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It's a smart idea, weed cigarettes,
but the name sucks.

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It's Kemo sabes, chemotherapy.

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Fuck a duck.
Maybe we should hire you, too, right?

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I'd love to see the labs.

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Funny thing.
That's not exactly possible right now.

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- Why?
- Why not?

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Because there are no labs.

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There's basically just this cardboard box
and a sack full of money

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sitting in an offshore bank account.

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- Surprise!
- I don't understand.

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Since, as your mother so wisely noted,
weed isn't legal yet,

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we can't officially kick off our R&D.

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Pharma can, in the name of
medical research, but we're recreational.

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Hence, underground, hush-hush.

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So, then there are others
that you're approaching'?

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Yes. So the minute pot becomes legal,
we can hit the ground running.

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And what if Silas gets caught?

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- Then this meeting never happened.
- Right.

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- Back to the airport.
- Mom.

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No, sorry, not a chance in hell
you're taking a risk like that

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for a big tobacco company.

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If they want to do
underground black ops, whatever,

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let 'em prey on other people's children.

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What happened to supporting me?

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I am.

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No, you're not.

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Excuse me.

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Hey! Come on! We're men. We're resilient.

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- My mom married a dick.
- At least she's still alive.

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A little dark there, Rabbi.

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I just feel like I cheated on her.

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You did not!
You can't cheat on a dead person.

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And there's no covenant in Judaism
forbidding you from

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playing a little Romeo, right?

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As long as it's not with a
child or a donkey or a Gibeonite,

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according to Deuteronomy.

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If my wife died, I'd date people.

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How can I provide moral guidance
if I myself have transgressed?

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Here's how.

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Because you're a man, a flawed, troubled,
but trying, striving,

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and when you get past this, which you will,
you'll go back to being the same

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scholarly, poker-faced Rabbi Dave

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that we all know and love and fear,
a little bit.

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Here we go. Silver dollar
with whipped cream and Nutella.

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Omelet with Swiss and scallions.

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And double-blueberry tall stack,
extra blueberries.

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I didn't order blueberries.

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Yeah, but they're in season.
You don't want to miss 'em.

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- All right, your turn.
- Let's talk about Cody.

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He farts a lot.

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- Let's find the silver lining.
- Yeah, you're one to talk.

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I mean, you just got dumped,
and here you are pretending

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life is full of sunshine and rainbows.

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Jill left?

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Yeah, but, I mean,
that was never gonna work.

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00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:05,701
Andy, Andy, I would never have burdened
you with my self-doubt had I known.

245
00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:08,533
- Please, tell us about it.
- Oh, fuck. Again?

246
00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:10,835
- Hey!
- Sorry, Rabbi.

247
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:25,975
Smoking will kill you, you know.

248
00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:28,469
You scared me.

249
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:33,771
Well, it's my house, so technically I
should be the one who's spooked right now.

250
00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:36,815
You need a light for that?

251
00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:42,817
Even with the tank, you still...

252
00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,994
No, no, I gave it up eons ago.

253
00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:48,956
You're the one who killed
those millions of people.

254
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:52,665
Their choice, not mine.

255
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,622
I don't smoke.

256
00:15:57,039 --> 00:16:02,546
Let me guess, my son Crick brought
you out here to talk Kemo sabes.

257
00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:05,806
Marijuana, tobacco's final frontier.

258
00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:09,727
- You must be very proud of him.
- Are you kidding?

259
00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:14,808
He's a Yankee big shot,
pitching crackpot ideas

260
00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:19,654
for a company that's been workin' fine
for three generations.

261
00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:26,908
But we got to pass down
our legacies to someone.

262
00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:32,542
I like the south, legacies, tradition.

263
00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:38,499
We don't have that up north.
We have sarcasm and iced coffee.

264
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:46,883
My son, he wants to grow
and make mistakes.

265
00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:51,219
My daddy had this phrase.
"You've got to bend the saplin'

266
00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:54,431
"for it to grow up to be a proper tree."

267
00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:59,319
Funny thing, my saplin' don't bend.

268
00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:02,071
Mine won't either.

269
00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:07,406
We live in the same house,
but we haven't spoken for two years.

270
00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:17,086
So what, that I can't throw a spiral.

271
00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:20,670
Gender roles are changing.
I think I'd make a really good father.

272
00:17:21,332 --> 00:17:22,834
- I could see that.
- Really?

273
00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:24,043
- Yeah.
- Stop.

274
00:17:24,335 --> 00:17:29,011
You're a beautiful human being, Andy.
You have a gorgeous, pulpy heart.

275
00:17:29,423 --> 00:17:31,096
Why do I always feel like
you're hitting on me?

276
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:33,478
Yeah, he's right. You're like a Care Bear.

277
00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:38,645
Sick of waiting for my life to begin,
like I'm in perpetual purgatory.

278
00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:39,691
You ever feel like that?

279
00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:41,940
Purgatory's... It's a Roman Catholic belief.

280
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,986
You and Nancy. That happened so fast.

281
00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:48,655
- Too fast.
- Maybe, maybe not.

282
00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:51,616
Maybe everyone just needs to jump in.
Look at me.

283
00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:56,368
Soon, I'm gonna hit male menopause.
I'm gonna be drooling during the day,

284
00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:58,415
- not even just at night.
- Whoa, Andy.

285
00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:01,331
My advice? You need to forget about Jill.

286
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:05,376
Maybe try dating someone
who you're not distantly related to.

287
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:10,011
You know, we have singles night every
Wednesday. I could sign you up.

288
00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:12,049
Jesus Christ.

289
00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:13,350
And you, mister, got to get you home.

290
00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:14,969
We'll talk in the car.

291
00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:16,603
Hey.

292
00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:19,019
I don't know if I should say this,

293
00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:23,319
but I don't think Nancy's loved
anyone since Judah died,

294
00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:26,318
like truly, emotionally loved someone,
for what it's worth.

295
00:18:28,399 --> 00:18:30,822
Well, do you think she's capable?

296
00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:35,665
I have no idea. She probably has no idea,
or she has an idea,

297
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:40,541
but what she really needs
is the exact opposite of her idea.

298
00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:46,839
Someone smart and warm,
even-keeled, romantic,

299
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,006
kind to strangers,

300
00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:56,644
old people, great smile.

301
00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:01,816
Thank you.

302
00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:18,290
Just a second.

303
00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:23,421
- Wanna ride?
- Why is your car on fake fire?

304
00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:28,046
'Cause it's badass.
Goes from 0 to 60 in less than 3.7 seconds.

305
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:30,177
I think, I haven't really floored it yet.

306
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,672
You stole from the impound lot?

307
00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:35,933
Borrowed. One of the perks of being
a parking attendant.

308
00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:39,099
You getting in or not?

309
00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:41,564
- I really shouldn't.
- Come on.

310
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:45,151
Can't a guy take his girlfriend for a joyride?
I brought Shake Shack.

311
00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:49,563
Okay, one hour. That's it.

312
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:03,414
What are you doing in a barn?

313
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:06,213
It's a curing barn.

314
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:07,756
Are you cured?

315
00:20:15,673 --> 00:20:18,347
Don't be mad at me for trying to protect you.

316
00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:22,101
From what? Actually liking my job?

317
00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:27,061
From getting involved with powerful
people who don't care about you.

318
00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:31,276
At least Pharma's medical, helps people.

319
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:37,032
Come on. Weed is not medicine.
I am so fucking sick of pretending like...

320
00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:45,963
I grow an illegal and awesomely fun drug,
which I do not feel guilty about.

321
00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:48,923
Maybe you do, but I don't.

322
00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:52,923
And I don't want to grow it
in some lab pretending it's some cure

323
00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:57,973
for nausea or anorexia,
or in the garage like it's a hobby.

324
00:21:00,134 --> 00:21:01,636
I want to do it for real,

325
00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:04,430
send my product out into the world.
If that means

326
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:08,021
teaming up with some, whatever, sketchy

327
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:11,195
southern tobacco company,
then that's what I want to do.

328
00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:16,317
When I sold, I drew lines.

329
00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:17,944
What lines? It's weed.

330
00:21:18,319 --> 00:21:19,536
No kids.

331
00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:22,453
If you think that when you sell a brick,

332
00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:24,329
pieces of it don't end up
in fucking high schools...

333
00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:28,504
Tobacco has a history of
advertising to children.

334
00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:31,256
- You're kidding yourself.
- I know who I am.

335
00:21:31,332 --> 00:21:32,584
So do I.

336
00:21:35,503 --> 00:21:37,005
I know you're an adult,

337
00:21:39,006 --> 00:21:40,258
but I'm still your mother.

338
00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:42,722
And I'm worried about you and your future,

339
00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:45,517
not tobacco's future or pot's future.

340
00:21:48,891 --> 00:21:51,189
And this place, it's freaky.

341
00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:54,188
I just met Crick's father on the porch.

342
00:21:54,271 --> 00:21:56,865
They haven't spoken in two years!

343
00:21:57,483 --> 00:22:01,078
And I'm hot and this barn smells.

344
00:22:01,445 --> 00:22:07,043
And, you don't wanna move
to North Carolina!

345
00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:26,388
Can we go back in the house now?

346
00:22:33,227 --> 00:22:35,946
- Where are the meals?
- Where the beds at?

347
00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:37,068
I have to poop.

348
00:22:37,147 --> 00:22:39,821
Well, I got snacks right here.
There's a bathroom down on the first floor.

349
00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:41,197
That bathroom needs a key.

350
00:22:41,277 --> 00:22:43,575
I lost the key, okay? Hey, no one leaves.

351
00:22:43,654 --> 00:22:47,158
You got to stay here! Hey! Hey!
I need 85% occupancy!

352
00:22:47,575 --> 00:22:48,872
You're at 83.7.

353
00:22:49,410 --> 00:22:51,504
- I did the math.
- This is bullshit.

354
00:22:51,579 --> 00:22:53,422
This is a fucking office. It's not a shelter.

355
00:22:54,248 --> 00:22:57,172
Well, what if I lay down some
yoga mats, light some incense.

356
00:22:57,251 --> 00:22:59,754
You think you're the first person who's
tried to scam the homeless?

357
00:22:59,837 --> 00:23:03,467
Last week, some guy tried to turn me
into a fucking human Wi-Fi hotspot.

358
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:06,682
"Can you strap this wireless transmitter to
your chest and walk around?"

359
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:10,014
Of course I can. Why?
Because I'm vulnerable.

360
00:23:10,472 --> 00:23:13,772
Because I'm seen as a fucking object
instead of a human being!

361
00:23:13,976 --> 00:23:16,855
Because I live in a country
that doesn't believe in social welfare

362
00:23:16,937 --> 00:23:20,942
and thinks that anyone who needs a little
help is a teat-sucking sloth junkie

363
00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:24,036
with shit for brains
and fucking cocksucker, sucking...

364
00:23:24,695 --> 00:23:26,447
Get it out. Get it out.

365
00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:28,782
- Boobies!
- Okay. Okay.

366
00:23:28,949 --> 00:23:30,496
Now I know why you're homeless.

367
00:23:30,618 --> 00:23:31,619
I'm gonna report you.

368
00:23:32,202 --> 00:23:34,045
You are going to jail, shithead.

369
00:23:34,163 --> 00:23:38,464
Send him to jail! Jail! Jail!

370
00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:40,715
Wait! Wait! Wait! I can handle this!
All right, hold on a second!

371
00:23:40,961 --> 00:23:43,089
You need things, right? I got a credit card.

372
00:23:43,464 --> 00:23:45,262
Yeah, you tell Uncle Doug what you want.

373
00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:46,891
You just shout it out. Go ahead.

374
00:23:46,967 --> 00:23:48,685
I want some cold beer.

375
00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:52,231
- Penthouse, Stamford Marriott.
- And a fuck machine.

376
00:23:55,643 --> 00:23:56,690
Okay. Okay.

377
00:23:56,769 --> 00:23:58,271
I have to poop.

378
00:23:58,979 --> 00:24:01,277
- I'd need new equipment, more spinners.
- Obviously.

379
00:24:01,565 --> 00:24:04,444
And I might want to hire a staff,
small, a few people.

380
00:24:04,610 --> 00:24:06,078
Your call, kemo sabe.

381
00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:09,578
Oh, damn. Now I can't stop thinking
about bald, sick people.

382
00:24:10,699 --> 00:24:11,700
Anyway, boss.

383
00:24:12,493 --> 00:24:16,293
Wait, this is it? If there's no real contract,

384
00:24:16,372 --> 00:24:18,921
what's to keep us from
taking the money and walking?

385
00:24:19,708 --> 00:24:22,336
This company was built on a handshake.

386
00:24:22,503 --> 00:24:24,801
Now, we intend to keep our part
of the bargain.

387
00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:27,641
I'm trusting you both to have
the decency to do the same.

388
00:24:32,346 --> 00:24:34,064
Let's bust out the juleps!

389
00:24:56,537 --> 00:24:57,663
Ain't that Ice Pick's ride?

390
00:24:57,871 --> 00:24:59,873
Man. Ice Pick in the joint.

391
00:25:00,207 --> 00:25:02,460
He got caught jerking it at the public library.

392
00:25:02,543 --> 00:25:05,922
He been trying to get that online
law degree, like Atticus Finch and shit.

393
00:25:06,797 --> 00:25:09,892
Hold up. That's definitely Ice Pick's ride.

394
00:25:09,967 --> 00:25:12,390
Who else you know got them dumb-ass
stickers on the side?

395
00:25:12,845 --> 00:25:13,812
Damn.

396
00:25:13,887 --> 00:25:15,434
You think that's Vanessa he got in there?

397
00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:16,640
I don't know.

398
00:25:17,558 --> 00:25:18,559
Come on, man.

399
00:25:18,767 --> 00:25:22,192
- You're tickling my foot.
- I'm not touching your foot.

400
00:25:25,649 --> 00:25:27,196
Where's my gun?

401
00:25:29,570 --> 00:25:30,947
This one's for Ice Pick.

402
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:35,242
Studious motherfucker.

403
00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:40,789
Fuck.

404
00:25:45,753 --> 00:25:47,255
You blinked!

405
00:25:47,629 --> 00:25:49,347
No! I thought it was first one to laugh!

406
00:25:49,423 --> 00:25:51,926
Fine. Well, then you lose that one, too.

407
00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:56,765
Damn your pretty robot eyes.

408
00:25:56,930 --> 00:25:58,102
I have practice.

409
00:25:58,265 --> 00:26:01,314
- Yeah, I have two five-year-old cousins.
- I have a five-year-old nephew.

410
00:26:02,144 --> 00:26:06,695
God, they're great, right? Yeah, it's like
you get to learn the whole world

411
00:26:06,774 --> 00:26:08,526
again from scratch. Just...

412
00:26:10,611 --> 00:26:15,117
I have this three-seat tandem bike
that I force them to ride.

413
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:20,792
It has long streamers and it's pretty
embarrassing, for them, not for me.

414
00:26:23,457 --> 00:26:27,303
When I was younger,
I drove my bike into a park bench

415
00:26:27,377 --> 00:26:29,129
and had to get two fingers reattached.

416
00:26:29,213 --> 00:26:33,309
See? Yeah, I call them my Franken-fingers.

417
00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:39,307
Oh, God, have I totally grossed you out?
I'm sorry.

418
00:27:01,537 --> 00:27:04,916
I figured, since you're always coming
to my pool.

419
00:27:07,835 --> 00:27:09,178
You didn't call me back.

420
00:27:12,714 --> 00:27:14,716
I needed to figure some things out.

421
00:27:27,020 --> 00:27:29,364
- Did you figure them out?
- Oh, no.

422
00:27:30,107 --> 00:27:31,984
But I'm starting to.

423
00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:44,959
We should put tin cans on my bike.

424
00:27:45,372 --> 00:27:46,965
Right! Because it's a tandem.

425
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,384
Andrew Botwin and Joanna Jacobs.

426
00:27:50,961 --> 00:27:54,090
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!

427
00:27:54,715 --> 00:27:56,638
- What? What is that for?
- You'll see.

428
00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:00,057