1 00:00:24,282 --> 00:00:25,753 Previously on "Weeds"... 2 00:00:26,034 --> 00:00:27,970 Children with their mothers is a good thing. 3 00:00:28,004 --> 00:00:29,705 Finish out your sentence, and at that time, 4 00:00:29,742 --> 00:00:32,145 I'll see what is and is not possible. 5 00:00:32,265 --> 00:00:32,987 Thank you. 6 00:00:33,022 --> 00:00:35,385 Heylia, people love MILF. 7 00:00:35,505 --> 00:00:36,625 I'll supply you. 8 00:00:36,660 --> 00:00:39,698 I have been selling dime bags all night 9 00:00:39,733 --> 00:00:41,168 for $500 a pop. 10 00:00:41,202 --> 00:00:43,104 Stop by the office next week with a business plan. 11 00:00:43,138 --> 00:00:44,874 We'll take a look at it. 12 00:00:44,908 --> 00:00:47,480 Jolene Waite. I'm with the S.E.C. I don't like her. 13 00:00:47,514 --> 00:00:49,483 Any chance I could buy an eighth? 14 00:00:49,517 --> 00:00:51,922 I'm gonna need to smoke up. You got it. 15 00:00:51,956 --> 00:00:52,923 Who is that? 16 00:00:52,958 --> 00:00:54,292 That's my stepson. 17 00:00:54,326 --> 00:00:56,899 Tell him his dad wants to talk to him. 18 00:00:56,933 --> 00:00:58,301 I have cancer. What? 19 00:00:58,335 --> 00:00:59,636 It's in my pancreas. 20 00:00:59,670 --> 00:01:01,172 You're not old. You're just dying. 21 00:01:01,206 --> 00:01:02,341 I'm an asshole. 22 00:01:02,375 --> 00:01:03,743 I watched a drug bust. 23 00:01:03,779 --> 00:01:06,080 What the hell did mom have to do with it? 24 00:01:06,115 --> 00:01:08,217 She told Ouellette that my big brother 25 00:01:08,252 --> 00:01:09,853 was involved with Pouncy House. 26 00:01:09,887 --> 00:01:13,025 In order to save me, he had to bust them. 27 00:01:13,059 --> 00:01:14,460 Trust me, Botwin. 28 00:01:14,495 --> 00:01:16,529 She's shittin' her Dolce & Gabbanas right now. 29 00:01:16,563 --> 00:01:18,164 You had him arrested? 30 00:01:18,199 --> 00:01:19,265 It's business. 31 00:01:19,300 --> 00:01:20,366 That's bullshit. 32 00:01:20,401 --> 00:01:22,470 Whose side are you on? 33 00:01:22,504 --> 00:01:25,474 From now on, my own. 34 00:01:25,508 --> 00:01:28,277 Consider me... 35 00:01:28,311 --> 00:01:29,712 ...the competition? 36 00:01:29,746 --> 00:01:32,615 Fuck him. Let him go. We don't need him. 37 00:01:32,649 --> 00:01:34,984 Fair warning -- 38 00:01:35,018 --> 00:01:37,820 Everything is up for grabs. 39 00:01:41,126 --> 00:01:45,697 Paul, how's my favorite customer in all of Tribeca? 40 00:01:45,732 --> 00:01:48,770 Yeah, uh, did, um, Silas call you yet? 41 00:01:48,890 --> 00:01:50,705 Ike, it's Silas. 42 00:01:50,740 --> 00:01:54,576 We got some really killer stuff coming in this week, man. 43 00:01:54,610 --> 00:01:57,290 Nancy? No. She doesn't work here anymore. 44 00:01:57,410 --> 00:01:59,783 Listen -- we're gonna be changing our phone number. 45 00:01:59,817 --> 00:02:01,551 Personnel issues. 46 00:02:01,586 --> 00:02:03,187 Um... 47 00:02:03,221 --> 00:02:04,346 How's the family? 48 00:02:04,466 --> 00:02:06,699 J.C.! How's my number-one delivery guy? 49 00:02:06,819 --> 00:02:08,628 You're still my number-one delivery guy, right? 50 00:02:08,662 --> 00:02:12,633 Uh, yes! I would love to help you pick out new headshots. 51 00:02:12,667 --> 00:02:14,267 Logan Modeling Agency. 52 00:02:14,387 --> 00:02:16,237 Uh, Kiku, it's Nancy. Hey, girl. 53 00:02:16,271 --> 00:02:17,538 Mulcahey here. 54 00:02:17,573 --> 00:02:19,240 Colm Mulcahey, it's Silas Botwin. 55 00:02:19,274 --> 00:02:20,708 We haven't met yet. Who? 56 00:02:20,743 --> 00:02:22,544 My former partner, Nancy, 57 00:02:22,578 --> 00:02:25,207 had apparently been furnishing you with certain items. 58 00:02:25,327 --> 00:02:28,254 Um, listen. We're gonna be doing a little, uh, restructuring, 59 00:02:28,374 --> 00:02:30,476 and we might be able to use your services. 60 00:02:30,510 --> 00:02:32,830 Frankly, Silas has been acting a little weird lately. 61 00:02:32,950 --> 00:02:34,009 I think she's off her meds, 62 00:02:34,129 --> 00:02:36,672 so if she calls, ignore her, okay? 63 00:02:36,792 --> 00:02:38,453 I'll be taking care of you now. 64 00:02:38,573 --> 00:02:40,515 Wrong number. Wrong number. 65 00:02:40,635 --> 00:02:41,703 Hello? 66 00:02:41,823 --> 00:02:42,829 Shit. 67 00:02:42,949 --> 00:02:45,659 That asshole hasn't returned my calls. 68 00:02:45,693 --> 00:02:47,776 You make one comment about what you'd like to do to someone 69 00:02:47,896 --> 00:02:49,200 if you had them naked and tied up, 70 00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:52,099 and suddenly I'm making them uncomfortable? 71 00:02:52,133 --> 00:02:52,935 You're right. 72 00:02:53,055 --> 00:02:55,320 Um, I think I have a proposal for you. 73 00:02:55,567 --> 00:02:56,651 Interesting. 74 00:02:56,751 --> 00:02:58,886 Uh, can I call you back? H-hold on a second. 75 00:02:59,855 --> 00:03:01,122 Vehement capital. 76 00:03:01,156 --> 00:03:03,230 This is dougbot9000. System error. 77 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:04,793 Doug, it's Silas. 78 00:03:04,827 --> 00:03:07,162 Name does not compute. 79 00:03:07,196 --> 00:03:09,210 Stop fucking around. It's Silas. 80 00:03:09,330 --> 00:03:10,399 Hello? 81 00:03:10,434 --> 00:03:12,704 I thought you were discreet. Leave me alone. 82 00:03:12,824 --> 00:03:13,970 Our ties are severed. 83 00:03:14,004 --> 00:03:15,104 What's shakin', killer? 84 00:03:15,139 --> 00:03:16,706 Okay, ask yourself this. 85 00:03:16,741 --> 00:03:19,079 How many times has Nancy ditched you over the years, 86 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:20,679 belittled you, made you feel like 87 00:03:20,713 --> 00:03:22,814 you have absolutely no value as a human? 88 00:03:22,849 --> 00:03:24,683 Oh, Silas from the loft! I'm sorry. 89 00:03:24,717 --> 00:03:26,685 I got another guy on six named Silas. 90 00:03:26,719 --> 00:03:28,386 Or is it Simon? 91 00:03:28,421 --> 00:03:29,254 Uh, hold on, Silas from the loft. 92 00:03:29,288 --> 00:03:30,455 Vaginament Crapital. 93 00:03:30,489 --> 00:03:31,923 Doug, hey, it's Nancy. 94 00:03:31,957 --> 00:03:34,093 Oh, Nance! Nance, we miss you down here. 95 00:03:34,213 --> 00:03:35,326 I got this new girl on my desk. 96 00:03:35,361 --> 00:03:36,761 She's a real see ya next cuntsday. 97 00:03:36,795 --> 00:03:37,795 Uh...Uh, listen. 98 00:03:37,830 --> 00:03:39,297 Silas might be calling you 99 00:03:39,331 --> 00:03:41,567 with some, uh, misleading information. 100 00:03:41,601 --> 00:03:42,743 Mmm, yummy. 101 00:03:42,863 --> 00:03:45,294 But the truth is that I'm still furnishing your building. 102 00:03:45,619 --> 00:03:49,209 So spread the word. Um, still my territory. 103 00:03:50,945 --> 00:03:52,079 Doug? 104 00:03:52,113 --> 00:03:53,981 Doug? 105 00:03:54,015 --> 00:03:55,282 Shit! 106 00:03:55,316 --> 00:03:57,384 Damn it, Doug. 107 00:04:02,791 --> 00:04:06,827 Shirley, I told you I'm not gonna play the fuckin' lotto. 108 00:04:08,063 --> 00:04:09,530 Hey, Botwin. 109 00:04:09,564 --> 00:04:12,066 I didn't know you were coming here today. 110 00:04:12,101 --> 00:04:14,735 Yeah, I wanted to say thanks for Silas. 111 00:04:14,770 --> 00:04:17,405 The bust really scared him. My mom's grateful. 112 00:04:17,439 --> 00:04:19,006 Oh, so that's really good, then. 113 00:04:19,041 --> 00:04:21,742 Yeah. I, uh, wanted to return the favor. 114 00:04:24,513 --> 00:04:26,914 Billy. 115 00:04:26,949 --> 00:04:27,982 Hey. 116 00:04:28,017 --> 00:04:30,217 Holy fuck. Come in. 117 00:04:30,252 --> 00:04:32,519 How you doing? 118 00:04:32,553 --> 00:04:34,154 Okay. 119 00:04:34,188 --> 00:04:37,157 I'm really glad you came. 120 00:04:37,191 --> 00:04:39,692 You look great. 121 00:04:39,727 --> 00:04:43,162 Hey, hey, you want a soda? Root beer, right? 122 00:04:43,197 --> 00:04:44,564 Sure. 123 00:04:44,598 --> 00:04:47,967 Okay, stay right here, and I'll be right back. 124 00:04:48,001 --> 00:04:49,068 Uh... 125 00:04:49,102 --> 00:04:50,769 All right. 126 00:04:53,272 --> 00:04:54,672 What the fuck was that?! 127 00:04:54,706 --> 00:04:56,807 Look, I told you I'd come and see the guy, 128 00:04:56,841 --> 00:04:58,542 not that I'd sing and dance. 129 00:04:58,576 --> 00:05:00,677 Now, where's that eighth you promised me? 130 00:05:01,946 --> 00:05:04,180 Let me ask you something. 131 00:05:04,215 --> 00:05:06,249 Did he ever hit you, huh? Ow! 132 00:05:06,283 --> 00:05:08,285 Did he ever tell you you're shit? 133 00:05:08,319 --> 00:05:10,187 Fondle your balls? Huh? No! 134 00:05:10,221 --> 00:05:12,055 Then quit acting like a moody emo dickhole! 135 00:05:12,089 --> 00:05:14,090 Mitch may be a self-hating alcoholic mess, 136 00:05:14,124 --> 00:05:15,858 but he loves the crap out of you. 137 00:05:15,893 --> 00:05:17,927 Let him back into your life, or, I swear to God, 138 00:05:17,961 --> 00:05:20,096 I will come to one of your faggoty track meets 139 00:05:20,131 --> 00:05:21,631 and take a bat to your kneecap. 140 00:05:21,666 --> 00:05:22,499 Okay! Okay! 141 00:05:24,202 --> 00:05:25,869 They didn't have root beer, but, uh, 142 00:05:25,903 --> 00:05:29,139 it's a choice between Nestea iced tea 143 00:05:29,174 --> 00:05:30,942 and Pepsi wild cherry. 144 00:05:30,976 --> 00:05:32,110 Um, iced tea's fine. 145 00:05:32,144 --> 00:05:33,811 Thanks... 146 00:05:33,846 --> 00:05:34,779 Dad. 147 00:05:37,517 --> 00:05:39,952 I really missed you, buddy. 148 00:05:39,986 --> 00:05:41,786 I really missed you a lot. 149 00:05:51,197 --> 00:05:52,797 Hold on, mom. 150 00:05:57,670 --> 00:06:02,140 You know what? Let me call you back. 151 00:06:03,542 --> 00:06:05,642 What? You come to gloat? 152 00:06:05,677 --> 00:06:08,378 Laugh at what a gullible idiot I am? 153 00:06:08,413 --> 00:06:10,313 I am so sorry this happened. 154 00:06:10,348 --> 00:06:11,848 For which part? 155 00:06:11,882 --> 00:06:13,950 The fact that my parents had to bail me out of jail 156 00:06:13,984 --> 00:06:16,219 or that I got kicked out of law school? 157 00:06:16,253 --> 00:06:17,654 They kicked you out? 158 00:06:17,688 --> 00:06:19,389 What the fuck did you think they would do -- 159 00:06:19,423 --> 00:06:20,523 offer me a T.A. position? 160 00:06:21,691 --> 00:06:23,859 Why did you do it? I didn't. 161 00:06:23,894 --> 00:06:26,596 Your psycho brother was there. It was my mom. 162 00:06:26,630 --> 00:06:28,698 She begged this detective to bust you 163 00:06:28,732 --> 00:06:32,168 to "save me from getting sucked into the life." 164 00:06:32,202 --> 00:06:33,136 Seriously? 165 00:06:33,170 --> 00:06:35,038 Jesus, Silas. 166 00:06:35,073 --> 00:06:36,973 You come from some bad stock, man. 167 00:06:37,008 --> 00:06:38,775 Your whole clan is mega-fucked. 168 00:06:38,809 --> 00:06:39,810 That's... 169 00:06:39,844 --> 00:06:42,580 Why I'm going out on my own. 170 00:06:42,614 --> 00:06:44,849 So what do you want from me? 171 00:06:44,883 --> 00:06:46,817 Your customers. 172 00:06:46,852 --> 00:06:49,588 Why would I give you my customers? 173 00:06:49,622 --> 00:06:53,192 Because I gave you the best orgasm of your life? 174 00:06:53,226 --> 00:06:54,360 Oh, honey. 175 00:06:54,394 --> 00:06:56,596 Because I like you. 176 00:06:56,630 --> 00:06:58,598 Nice to hear, but also not good enough. 177 00:07:00,300 --> 00:07:03,369 Because you hate my mom right now as much as I do. 178 00:07:16,216 --> 00:07:19,185 Oh, um, slightly bluer green, 179 00:07:19,219 --> 00:07:20,953 more sea-foamy. 180 00:07:20,988 --> 00:07:24,924 These four. Make sure they have drivers' licenses. 181 00:07:26,193 --> 00:07:29,963 Oh, good. You're home. We need a coffee run, urgently. 182 00:07:29,997 --> 00:07:32,732 Ask me why I should have been a musician. 183 00:07:32,767 --> 00:07:34,634 Why should you have been a musician? 184 00:07:34,669 --> 00:07:35,969 Because I'm playing that detective like a fiddle. 185 00:07:36,003 --> 00:07:37,938 I just "thanked" him for helping Silas, 186 00:07:37,972 --> 00:07:39,639 distracted him with a bullshit family reunion. 187 00:07:39,673 --> 00:07:40,973 Told you I could handle him. 188 00:07:41,008 --> 00:07:42,442 Good. 189 00:07:42,476 --> 00:07:43,676 So, what's the game plan? 190 00:07:43,710 --> 00:07:45,144 Brand management, gearing up 191 00:07:45,178 --> 00:07:46,979 for an investor meeting later this week. 192 00:07:47,013 --> 00:07:49,549 Does this mean we're gonna get Stevie back soon? 193 00:07:49,583 --> 00:07:51,718 Havens says when my finances improve, 194 00:07:51,752 --> 00:07:53,987 I have a really, really good chance. 195 00:07:54,022 --> 00:07:55,823 Good. I've missed him. I'm the good big brother. 196 00:07:55,857 --> 00:07:58,492 Stop it. Silas is a great big brother. 197 00:07:58,527 --> 00:08:01,829 We're all finished with our detective friend, right? 198 00:08:01,863 --> 00:08:03,297 Yes, mother. 199 00:08:03,331 --> 00:08:05,533 Don't say it like that. It's creepy. 200 00:08:05,567 --> 00:08:08,202 Yes, mother. 201 00:08:10,705 --> 00:08:12,973 How was that? 202 00:08:13,008 --> 00:08:16,076 It was the best orgasm of my life. 203 00:08:16,111 --> 00:08:17,812 Really? That's -- 204 00:08:17,846 --> 00:08:20,681 Oh. Asshole. 205 00:08:24,251 --> 00:08:26,786 Mmm. 206 00:08:26,821 --> 00:08:29,756 You can have my customers for 20%. 207 00:08:29,790 --> 00:08:31,959 I have to pay lawyers now. 208 00:08:33,729 --> 00:08:35,696 You want rent money, too? 209 00:08:35,730 --> 00:08:38,098 I got kicked out of the loft. 210 00:08:38,133 --> 00:08:41,436 Are you sure going up against your mom is the smartest thing? 211 00:08:41,470 --> 00:08:44,272 There's easier ways to get back at her. 212 00:08:44,306 --> 00:08:45,907 You can get me pregnant. 213 00:08:45,942 --> 00:08:49,378 I'm kidding. 214 00:08:49,412 --> 00:08:52,148 It wouldn't even matter. 215 00:08:52,182 --> 00:08:57,621 Nancy only cares about her business and herself. 216 00:08:57,655 --> 00:08:59,723 I'll clear some drawers out. 217 00:08:59,757 --> 00:09:02,358 If you're gonna do this, 218 00:09:02,393 --> 00:09:04,727 you're gonna need people on your side. 219 00:09:05,829 --> 00:09:08,663 No, no. I'm not a taker of sides. 220 00:09:08,697 --> 00:09:11,900 I -- I float in the ambiguous middle ground, 221 00:09:11,934 --> 00:09:15,036 still beloved, my relationships unsullied 222 00:09:15,071 --> 00:09:18,006 once you two idiots get past this little kerfuffle. 223 00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:19,340 I don't get involved. 224 00:09:19,374 --> 00:09:21,042 And look where you are. 225 00:09:21,076 --> 00:09:23,745 Um, I have my own successful bike shop. 226 00:09:27,382 --> 00:09:29,184 All right. 227 00:09:29,218 --> 00:09:31,720 Maybe if Jerns hadn't seen the Times piece 228 00:09:31,754 --> 00:09:33,321 and demanded more money, 229 00:09:33,356 --> 00:09:35,590 or if Pampa hadn't been called the worst example 230 00:09:35,624 --> 00:09:38,359 of fake neighborhood creation since Braht. 231 00:09:38,393 --> 00:09:41,495 That's the "blocks right around the Holland tunnel." 232 00:09:41,530 --> 00:09:42,796 It's a cute area. 233 00:09:42,831 --> 00:09:43,830 I need you. 234 00:09:43,865 --> 00:09:45,732 You're a people person, 235 00:09:45,767 --> 00:09:49,902 and you came so close here. 236 00:09:49,937 --> 00:09:51,704 I think you could be successful with me, 237 00:09:51,739 --> 00:09:53,139 someone with ground-floor equity. 238 00:09:54,574 --> 00:09:56,609 Bill Sussman's all about ground-floor equity. 239 00:09:56,643 --> 00:09:59,411 Kick in some start-up funds, become my right-hand man. 240 00:09:59,446 --> 00:10:00,412 I give you... 241 00:10:00,447 --> 00:10:03,483 25% of net. 242 00:10:03,517 --> 00:10:07,721 Face it. You are a valuable commodity, uncle Andy. 243 00:10:10,258 --> 00:10:12,326 Face it. I'm a valuable commodity. 244 00:10:13,428 --> 00:10:14,796 8% of net. 245 00:10:14,830 --> 00:10:18,033 Silas is offering me 30%! 246 00:10:19,936 --> 00:10:23,205 Alex? You flipped Alex? 247 00:10:23,239 --> 00:10:24,839 Silas never appreciated my talents. 248 00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:26,841 No, he didn't. The big meanie. 249 00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:29,511 I want the computer set up next. 250 00:10:29,545 --> 00:10:31,012 We're set for Thursday. 251 00:10:31,046 --> 00:10:31,980 Oh, great. 252 00:10:32,014 --> 00:10:33,647 Nance, I am offering you 253 00:10:33,682 --> 00:10:35,516 my services at the drug game, for real. 254 00:10:35,550 --> 00:10:38,151 I feel like you're dismissing the magnitude of that. 255 00:10:38,186 --> 00:10:39,953 I don't want to get you involved. 256 00:10:39,987 --> 00:10:41,721 Well, maybe it's time I get involved. 257 00:10:41,755 --> 00:10:44,090 I want to get involved. Involve me, Nance. 258 00:10:45,092 --> 00:10:46,793 I'll involve you 8%. 259 00:10:47,862 --> 00:10:50,230 I thought about it. I'm in. 260 00:10:50,264 --> 00:10:51,832 Great. 261 00:10:51,866 --> 00:10:53,266 15%. 262 00:10:53,301 --> 00:10:55,035 No, you said 25%. 263 00:10:55,069 --> 00:10:56,903 Yeah, that was before you went to Nancy 264 00:10:56,938 --> 00:10:58,872 and tried to shop the deal. 265 00:10:58,906 --> 00:11:01,208 What? That's crazy! Shane told me, you sneak. 266 00:11:01,242 --> 00:11:03,477 Sneaker. Sneakers lose percentage. 267 00:11:03,511 --> 00:11:06,112 She only offered me 8%. 268 00:11:09,616 --> 00:11:11,184 She values 8% of me. 269 00:11:11,218 --> 00:11:14,554 You know that woman will never take you seriously. 270 00:11:14,588 --> 00:11:15,655 But I do. 271 00:11:17,157 --> 00:11:19,625 How about 18%? It's chai. It's a Jew thing. 272 00:11:19,660 --> 00:11:21,260 You gonna write that check now or... 273 00:11:21,295 --> 00:11:23,530 Later. 18%. Okay, okay. Where are we? 274 00:11:23,564 --> 00:11:24,965 I got the number, 275 00:11:24,999 --> 00:11:26,466 and the order's routed into the cloud now. 276 00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:28,535 Pouncy House customers are still spooked, 277 00:11:28,570 --> 00:11:30,738 so I'm having one of my guys make a sales call 278 00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:32,006 to the bigger customers. 279 00:11:32,041 --> 00:11:34,309 Orders rolling in. 280 00:11:34,343 --> 00:11:38,613 Problem is, I -- we're almost out of product. 281 00:11:38,648 --> 00:11:40,148 Where's the MILF? 282 00:11:40,183 --> 00:11:43,118 Heylia's, um...courier's one or two days away. 283 00:11:43,152 --> 00:11:45,688 I got a line on some Jersey Hydro 284 00:11:45,722 --> 00:11:49,524 and this Vermont Sativa, but they're both just okay. 285 00:11:49,559 --> 00:11:51,193 We need MILF. 286 00:11:51,227 --> 00:11:53,629 Did you know Alex and Kiku are working with Nancy? 287 00:11:55,365 --> 00:11:57,999 She -- she stole Alex and Kiku? 288 00:11:58,034 --> 00:11:59,134 Mm-hmm. 289 00:11:59,168 --> 00:12:02,137 Unbelievable. 290 00:12:02,171 --> 00:12:04,972 No wonder they're ignoring my calls. 291 00:12:05,007 --> 00:12:06,708 I know. She's unbound, that woman. 292 00:12:06,742 --> 00:12:07,676 Fuck it. 293 00:12:10,913 --> 00:12:13,014 Demetri makes me nervous. 294 00:12:13,049 --> 00:12:15,283 He makes me feel short and slight, 295 00:12:15,318 --> 00:12:18,520 and I kind of want to touch his bicep, like, once. 296 00:12:18,554 --> 00:12:19,588 Why is that? 297 00:12:21,791 --> 00:12:22,991 Demetri. 298 00:12:23,026 --> 00:12:24,760 Remember us? Andy. Silas. 299 00:12:24,794 --> 00:12:27,129 We smoked out at the loft, and your sister was all 300 00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:29,599 "Argh, I am scary Russian woman." 301 00:12:29,633 --> 00:12:31,334 I felt we had a vibe. 302 00:12:31,368 --> 00:12:32,068 Me and you, not me and your sister. 303 00:12:32,102 --> 00:12:33,336 I would never do that. 304 00:12:33,370 --> 00:12:35,371 That's not to say she's not... 305 00:12:35,405 --> 00:12:38,275 I would totally fuck your sister, is what I'm saying. 306 00:12:38,309 --> 00:12:39,876 Let me start over. 307 00:12:39,910 --> 00:12:41,311 What are you doing here? 308 00:12:41,345 --> 00:12:42,912 My customers love your stuff. 309 00:12:42,946 --> 00:12:43,980 And I'd hate to have to deny them 310 00:12:44,014 --> 00:12:45,081 just because me and Nancy split. 311 00:12:45,115 --> 00:12:46,182 Yeah. 312 00:12:46,216 --> 00:12:48,117 We'll pay you an extra $150 a pound. 313 00:12:48,152 --> 00:12:50,085 She'll be slow getting up and running anyway. 314 00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:52,154 She's slow doing a lot of things. 315 00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:54,222 I've been waiting eight years for her to thank me 316 00:12:54,257 --> 00:12:56,291 for giving up my life for her, for example. 317 00:12:56,325 --> 00:13:00,095 I don't know, guys. I'd hate to overstep bounds. 318 00:13:00,129 --> 00:13:01,496 Convince me. 319 00:13:02,666 --> 00:13:04,167 If I had to pick a horse in this race, 320 00:13:04,201 --> 00:13:05,935 I'd go with the younger, hungrier one, 321 00:13:05,970 --> 00:13:08,072 not the older, flaky horse 322 00:13:08,106 --> 00:13:10,574 who just spent three years in jail 323 00:13:10,609 --> 00:13:13,111 and recently slept with her boss. 324 00:13:13,145 --> 00:13:14,980 Well, you've given me a lot to think about -- 325 00:13:15,014 --> 00:13:16,282 both of you. 326 00:13:16,316 --> 00:13:18,484 I'm feeling weird about the sister stuff. 327 00:13:18,518 --> 00:13:20,652 Was it weird? I think maybe that it got weird. 328 00:13:20,687 --> 00:13:22,221 Wait. Uh, call me. 329 00:13:22,255 --> 00:13:24,356 We're gonna be nailing down other supply lines soon, 330 00:13:24,390 --> 00:13:26,492 and I'd hate to not have room for you, 331 00:13:26,526 --> 00:13:30,929 so, uh, obviously, just, uh, keep this between us. 332 00:13:30,963 --> 00:13:32,230 Okay? 333 00:13:32,264 --> 00:13:34,865 You kidding? I'd hate to piss that woman off. 334 00:13:36,535 --> 00:13:38,335 Yeah, totally. 335 00:13:48,548 --> 00:13:49,615 Oh, shit. 336 00:13:49,649 --> 00:13:52,018 Look at you. 337 00:13:52,052 --> 00:13:53,520 Uh... 338 00:13:53,554 --> 00:13:54,655 Wow. 339 00:13:54,689 --> 00:13:56,123 I know. Damn. 340 00:13:56,157 --> 00:13:59,193 He called you "the old horse." 341 00:13:59,228 --> 00:14:00,895 You gonna stomp him? 342 00:14:00,930 --> 00:14:03,697 I'm done feeling guilty. 343 00:14:03,732 --> 00:14:05,266 Damn right. 344 00:14:05,300 --> 00:14:08,035 You got nothing to feel guilty about. 345 00:14:08,070 --> 00:14:11,372 He... way crossed the line. 346 00:14:11,407 --> 00:14:13,107 He did. Didn't he? 347 00:14:13,142 --> 00:14:14,008 Yeah. 348 00:14:14,042 --> 00:14:16,344 What are you gonna do, mama? 349 00:14:16,378 --> 00:14:18,447 I'm gonna... I'm gonna win. 350 00:14:18,481 --> 00:14:21,684 I'm gonna end this, and he's gonna see how hard it is. 351 00:14:21,718 --> 00:14:22,852 Spank him. 352 00:14:22,886 --> 00:14:25,188 Teach that boy a lesson! 353 00:14:26,724 --> 00:14:29,325 Now let's have angry sex on the kitchen counter. 354 00:14:29,359 --> 00:14:32,896 Timing, Demetri. 355 00:14:39,371 --> 00:14:42,306 Oh, come on, Heylia. We're in New York. 356 00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:44,375 I'm not seeing the goddamn "Lion King." 357 00:14:44,409 --> 00:14:46,376 You promised to respect my needs. 358 00:14:46,411 --> 00:14:48,344 Not if your needs are stupid. Stop. T-turn here. 359 00:14:48,379 --> 00:14:50,313 Where is Silas? 360 00:14:50,347 --> 00:14:54,750 The bike shop's just at the end of this alley. 361 00:14:54,784 --> 00:14:56,918 Look at this guy. 362 00:14:56,953 --> 00:14:58,887 Move it, buddy. Come on! 363 00:14:58,921 --> 00:15:00,188 I'm gonna text Silas, 364 00:15:00,222 --> 00:15:01,923 let him know that we're pulling up. 365 00:15:01,957 --> 00:15:04,526 Can't wait to see his face when he sees we came. 366 00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:06,662 This guy is never gonna get in there. 367 00:15:07,587 --> 00:15:10,933 Your car is too big for that space! 368 00:15:10,967 --> 00:15:13,196 As any idiot could see. 369 00:15:13,404 --> 00:15:15,406 Apparently, a modern education doesn't cultivate 370 00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:16,969 qualitative spatial reasoning anymore, 371 00:15:17,089 --> 00:15:19,644 or a respect for musical theater. 372 00:15:19,678 --> 00:15:21,045 Roll up your window. What? 373 00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:22,213 Oh, my God. 374 00:15:22,247 --> 00:15:23,648 We're getting mugged by Sarah Palin. 375 00:15:23,682 --> 00:15:25,517 We're being jacked. 376 00:15:25,551 --> 00:15:27,618 There's a difference?! 377 00:15:27,653 --> 00:15:29,252 Hands on the wheel. 378 00:15:29,287 --> 00:15:30,320 Okay. Okay. 379 00:15:30,354 --> 00:15:31,287 Open the window! 380 00:15:31,322 --> 00:15:32,422 Fuck you. 381 00:15:32,456 --> 00:15:33,723 Open your fucking window! 382 00:15:33,757 --> 00:15:37,027 How about "hell the fuck no!"? 383 00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:38,862 Aah! 384 00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:40,563 Aah! Heylia! 385 00:15:40,598 --> 00:15:42,165 Dean! 386 00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:46,603 Throw your gun outside the car now! 387 00:15:46,637 --> 00:15:48,037 You have three seconds! 388 00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:49,172 Shit. Three... 389 00:15:49,206 --> 00:15:52,007 Two...One. 390 00:16:12,363 --> 00:16:13,464 Dean! 391 00:16:16,535 --> 00:16:18,068 Dean! 392 00:16:20,739 --> 00:16:21,805 Damn. 393 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:23,407 You okay? 394 00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:25,375 Ocean sounds. 395 00:16:31,848 --> 00:16:33,748 Heylia. Your driver in the city yet? 396 00:16:33,782 --> 00:16:36,350 What? W-why? Why was Dean -- 397 00:16:36,384 --> 00:16:40,721 I don't -- I don't understand. I don't understand. 398 00:16:40,756 --> 00:16:44,359 No. No. No. I did not tell anyone. 399 00:16:45,394 --> 00:16:46,461 Hello? 400 00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:56,740 Gin. 401 00:17:00,011 --> 00:17:04,013 Hello. Nice to see you all again. 402 00:17:04,047 --> 00:17:07,082 Um, Rick, I think I still owe you $30 403 00:17:07,117 --> 00:17:09,518 for Judy's retirement gift. 404 00:17:09,552 --> 00:17:10,919 Yeah, don't let me forget. 405 00:17:10,953 --> 00:17:13,887 Gentlemen, I am not a secretary. 406 00:17:13,922 --> 00:17:16,723 I sell marijuana. 407 00:17:16,758 --> 00:17:19,926 Pot's illegality is the number-one thing 408 00:17:19,961 --> 00:17:22,329 keeping higher-end customers away. 409 00:17:22,363 --> 00:17:25,098 It's not scarcity or lack of interest. 410 00:17:25,132 --> 00:17:29,804 Illegality, which to me is as unamerican... 411 00:17:29,838 --> 00:17:31,839 As the gratuitous over-regulation 412 00:17:31,874 --> 00:17:33,575 of self-correcting financial systems. 413 00:17:33,609 --> 00:17:34,976 Got that right. 414 00:17:35,011 --> 00:17:38,847 I have a plan to help bridge the gap 415 00:17:38,881 --> 00:17:42,518 between that un-serviced luxury-customer base 416 00:17:42,552 --> 00:17:44,219 and the product. 417 00:17:44,253 --> 00:17:46,120 Dude, dude, princess Ice Cooter's here. 418 00:17:46,155 --> 00:17:48,623 She's not supposed to be in today. 419 00:17:48,658 --> 00:17:51,959 I know. I know. Y-y-you got to go distract her. Go. Go. 420 00:18:01,301 --> 00:18:02,234 Oh! Oh! 421 00:18:02,269 --> 00:18:03,602 What are you doing? 422 00:18:03,637 --> 00:18:05,671 I just wanted to talk to you. 423 00:18:05,705 --> 00:18:08,374 You...are a mean man, Doug Wilson. 424 00:18:08,408 --> 00:18:11,910 You've made rude gestures, written me nasty notes, 425 00:18:11,945 --> 00:18:13,612 desecrated my owls. 426 00:18:13,647 --> 00:18:14,914 You farted in my bag. 427 00:18:14,948 --> 00:18:16,148 That was Whit. 428 00:18:19,485 --> 00:18:22,988 You have done nothing but make my life here thoroughly unpleasant. 429 00:18:23,022 --> 00:18:24,856 Why do you think I do those things? 430 00:18:24,890 --> 00:18:26,758 Because you are a schoolyard bully, 431 00:18:26,792 --> 00:18:28,193 picking on the weakest li-- 432 00:18:29,929 --> 00:18:33,498 That's why I do those things. 433 00:18:33,533 --> 00:18:35,033 Feelings. 434 00:18:35,067 --> 00:18:38,103 You're so... 435 00:18:38,137 --> 00:18:40,805 Beautiful? 436 00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:42,441 Yeah. 437 00:18:49,449 --> 00:18:53,218 You have no idea how long I've waited for this to happen to me. 438 00:18:55,054 --> 00:18:57,456 In catering to this high-end client, 439 00:18:57,490 --> 00:19:00,226 we will focus on simplicity and elegance. 440 00:19:00,260 --> 00:19:04,764 One size, two choices. Head or body high. 441 00:19:04,798 --> 00:19:08,534 What we're really selling here is exclusivity. 442 00:19:08,569 --> 00:19:12,171 We've hired a P.R. firm to create 443 00:19:12,206 --> 00:19:15,641 a mysterious and exclusive social group... 444 00:19:15,676 --> 00:19:17,810 Which is really us. 445 00:19:17,844 --> 00:19:19,245 Shh! Shh! 446 00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:23,749 Phone calls for membership have been flooding in. 447 00:19:23,784 --> 00:19:25,584 We have been turning them all down. 448 00:19:25,618 --> 00:19:30,355 87% call back, even more desperate for membership. 449 00:19:30,390 --> 00:19:33,125 Because nothing makes a rich person want something more 450 00:19:33,159 --> 00:19:35,193 than telling them they can't have it. 451 00:19:35,228 --> 00:19:37,262 Membership costs a fee, naturally, 452 00:19:37,296 --> 00:19:39,197 and after a screening process... 453 00:19:39,232 --> 00:19:41,567 They can start calling in their orders. 454 00:19:41,601 --> 00:19:43,636 This is all fine and good, guys, but, uh, 455 00:19:43,670 --> 00:19:44,636 we need liquid cash now. 456 00:19:44,671 --> 00:19:46,138 Yes, um... 457 00:19:46,172 --> 00:19:49,275 The profits are almost instantaneous 458 00:19:49,309 --> 00:19:50,843 and off the books. 459 00:19:50,878 --> 00:19:53,747 So we can funnel it wherever we need it. 460 00:19:53,781 --> 00:19:55,349 But more importantly, 461 00:19:55,383 --> 00:19:57,919 we just hooked a big fish 462 00:19:57,953 --> 00:19:59,787 for the triple angel investor fund 463 00:19:59,822 --> 00:20:01,389 thanks to Nancy's pot. 464 00:20:01,424 --> 00:20:06,261 Creating a luxury market for marijuana is...clever. 465 00:20:06,295 --> 00:20:08,964 But home delivery's nothing new in Manhattan. 466 00:20:08,998 --> 00:20:12,634 By bike. But not by town car. 467 00:20:12,669 --> 00:20:14,836 And not with our messengers. 468 00:20:24,315 --> 00:20:26,082 Ohh. 469 00:20:26,116 --> 00:20:27,284 Hmm? 470 00:20:39,765 --> 00:20:42,566 Mabuhay! This is Charles Van Der Elst. 471 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:44,768 Oh, hey! Hey, Charles. 472 00:20:44,802 --> 00:20:46,603 Uh... 473 00:20:46,637 --> 00:20:49,005 How's the cancer and stuff? 474 00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:52,074 If you're receiving this call, that means two things. 475 00:20:52,109 --> 00:20:54,176 One -- I'm dead. 476 00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:56,546 And two -- you're invited to my funeral. 477 00:20:56,580 --> 00:20:58,147 Wednesday. 478 00:20:58,182 --> 00:20:59,716 Edenwald Cemetery. 1:00 P.M. 479 00:20:59,750 --> 00:21:01,351 Wear purple. No tears. 480 00:21:01,386 --> 00:21:05,188 Just bon voyage, fellow traveler. So it goes. 481 00:21:06,725 --> 00:21:08,025 What's wrong? 482 00:21:10,662 --> 00:21:14,366 You're stupid. Nancy's stupid. 483 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:15,367 Heylia... 484 00:21:16,402 --> 00:21:18,003 ...It is great to see you. 485 00:21:18,038 --> 00:21:19,639 Dean, I'm sure nothing's broken. 486 00:21:19,673 --> 00:21:21,774 Just keep the 18%. 487 00:21:21,809 --> 00:21:22,875 I'm... 488 00:21:22,910 --> 00:21:25,311 It's not worth it. 489 00:21:29,216 --> 00:21:31,717 People don't do this shit to Heylia James 490 00:21:31,751 --> 00:21:32,818 and get away with it. 491 00:21:32,853 --> 00:21:34,687 I know they don't. 492 00:21:34,722 --> 00:21:35,955 But still... 493 00:21:37,224 --> 00:21:39,492 I'll hold off. 494 00:21:39,527 --> 00:21:40,994 But you're asking a lot. 495 00:21:41,028 --> 00:21:43,063 You're asking near about everything. 496 00:21:43,097 --> 00:21:44,565 I appreciate that. 497 00:21:44,599 --> 00:21:46,968 Give me some time to try and make it right. 498 00:21:47,002 --> 00:21:50,705 Fine. I'll give you till Wednesday night. 499 00:21:50,739 --> 00:21:52,307 What's Wednesday? 500 00:21:52,341 --> 00:21:56,812 I'm gonna take this fool to see "The Lion King." 501 00:21:56,847 --> 00:22:00,282 All right. 502 00:22:00,317 --> 00:22:02,551 I'm ready. 503 00:22:04,221 --> 00:22:08,290 Military police! Open up! Freeze, scumbag! 504 00:22:08,324 --> 00:22:09,591 Oh. 505 00:22:09,625 --> 00:22:11,426 Holy shit. 506 00:22:12,361 --> 00:22:14,328 It's not what it looks like. 507 00:22:14,363 --> 00:22:16,030 You swore... 508 00:22:16,064 --> 00:22:18,599 to defend your country, 509 00:22:18,633 --> 00:22:20,267 and here you are, 510 00:22:20,301 --> 00:22:24,805 up to your naked...junk...in drugs. 511 00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:28,776 America would be so disappointed. 512 00:22:28,810 --> 00:22:30,111 Please don't tell America. 513 00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:33,114 Wait. 514 00:22:33,148 --> 00:22:36,017 Y-you said the plane wasn't coming in until next week. 515 00:22:36,051 --> 00:22:37,986 It isn't. 516 00:22:38,020 --> 00:22:39,421 This is your MILF shit. 517 00:22:40,523 --> 00:22:41,923 What? 518 00:22:41,957 --> 00:22:44,159 You said you wanted to teach Silas a lesson. 519 00:22:45,361 --> 00:22:46,795 You didn't. 520 00:22:46,830 --> 00:22:48,364 My boys did. 521 00:22:48,398 --> 00:22:50,767 Told you they were getting bored up on that base. 522 00:22:50,801 --> 00:22:53,203 They hacked into Silas' cellphone, 523 00:22:53,237 --> 00:22:55,606 found out when the delivery was, 524 00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:58,575 stopped Heylia's drivers, and relieved them of the pot. 525 00:22:58,610 --> 00:23:00,310 Clean operation. 526 00:23:00,344 --> 00:23:03,780 No. I just wanted him to figure out he couldn't do it alone. 527 00:23:03,814 --> 00:23:05,582 I didn't ask you to do this. 528 00:23:05,616 --> 00:23:07,550 You can't go to war halfway. 529 00:23:07,585 --> 00:23:09,703 Shit, why do you think we're still in Iraq? 530 00:23:09,823 --> 00:23:12,057 You need to send it all back. Now. 531 00:23:12,382 --> 00:23:16,292 Come on! It was a present. 532 00:23:16,327 --> 00:23:17,381 Have another drink. 533 00:23:17,501 --> 00:23:19,487 Silas, there's been a mistake. 534 00:23:19,607 --> 00:23:21,345 My boys aren't gonna be happy. 535 00:23:21,465 --> 00:23:23,003 Better your boys than mine. 536 00:23:23,281 --> 00:23:25,852 We need to end this. I'm gonna text you an address. 537 00:23:25,972 --> 00:23:29,407 You can meet me there in the morning, okay? 538 00:23:30,449 --> 00:23:32,177 Wait. 539 00:23:32,211 --> 00:23:35,017 You need to give it all back. 540 00:23:37,990 --> 00:23:40,980 My mom did this to me. 541 00:23:41,100 --> 00:23:43,751 Mm-hmm. 542 00:23:44,402 --> 00:23:46,780 You know how I s-- said 543 00:23:46,900 --> 00:23:49,561 that the only two things she really cares about 544 00:23:49,596 --> 00:23:54,399 are her business and herself? 545 00:23:54,434 --> 00:23:56,101 Mm-hmm. 546 00:23:58,071 --> 00:24:00,806 There's one other thing. 547 00:24:12,278 --> 00:24:13,238 Hello? 548 00:24:13,358 --> 00:24:15,731 Uh, Ms. Botwin. Judge Franklin in Oakland. 549 00:24:15,851 --> 00:24:17,311 Let me get right to the point. 550 00:24:17,431 --> 00:24:21,893 Your lawyer has presented me with a compelling argument. 551 00:24:21,927 --> 00:24:23,028 So, what was so important 552 00:24:23,148 --> 00:24:24,623 that you needed to come in and talk to me? 553 00:24:24,743 --> 00:24:26,915 Release documents from the halfway house, 554 00:24:27,035 --> 00:24:29,534 notice of venture funding... 555 00:24:30,635 --> 00:24:33,855 ...and a letter of commendation from the S.E.C. for some reason. 556 00:24:34,304 --> 00:24:36,922 Um, I've also been talking to your son's guardian, Scott, 557 00:24:37,042 --> 00:24:38,331 off the record. 558 00:24:39,244 --> 00:24:40,699 What airline? 559 00:24:40,819 --> 00:24:41,845 Jetblue. 560 00:24:41,965 --> 00:24:44,357 Why the fuck would we want to reduce the charges? 561 00:24:44,477 --> 00:24:47,128 All of which is to say, Ms. Botwin, I'm impressed. 562 00:24:47,248 --> 00:24:49,907 I'm impressed by your dedication to turning your life around. 563 00:24:50,027 --> 00:24:52,890 I've -- I've worked really hard. I have. 564 00:24:55,193 --> 00:24:56,474 Stop here. 565 00:24:56,594 --> 00:24:59,245 Silas was never involved in Pouncy House, 566 00:24:59,365 --> 00:25:00,825 not even a little. 567 00:25:00,945 --> 00:25:03,183 His mother just wanted the competition gone, 568 00:25:03,303 --> 00:25:05,569 and you did that for her. 569 00:25:08,168 --> 00:25:09,903 Well, nothing's written in stone yet, 570 00:25:10,023 --> 00:25:14,345 but, um, you might want to start shopping for a toddler bed. 571 00:25:14,379 --> 00:25:16,404 Oh, my God. 572 00:25:16,524 --> 00:25:17,875 Congratulations, Nancy. 573 00:25:17,995 --> 00:25:19,683 Thanks. 574 00:25:19,717 --> 00:25:21,017 Thank you. 575 00:25:25,054 --> 00:25:28,591 So, this apartment would just be for you and your son? 576 00:25:29,512 --> 00:25:30,812 Yes. 577 00:25:30,932 --> 00:25:32,036 How old is he? 578 00:25:32,156 --> 00:25:33,367 He's 4. 579 00:25:33,487 --> 00:25:35,987 Your attention, please... 580 00:25:36,313 --> 00:25:40,034 Ohh. I have, like, five white wines and they cut me off. 581 00:25:40,068 --> 00:25:42,041 Let it go, Jill. 582 00:25:42,568 --> 00:25:44,338 I'm glad you called. 583 00:25:44,373 --> 00:25:45,539 Mwah! 584 00:25:45,574 --> 00:25:48,070 You are doing the right thing, by the way. 585 00:25:48,349 --> 00:25:50,965 Driver, why aren't we going? 586 00:25:51,085 --> 00:25:54,557 I have not been back to New York City in so long. 587 00:25:54,677 --> 00:25:57,081 Oh, I cannot wait to take a walk through Central Park. 588 00:25:57,201 --> 00:25:59,184 Or maybe I'll get one of those buggy rides. 589 00:25:59,304 --> 00:26:00,930 Oh, those poor horses. 590 00:26:01,050 --> 00:26:03,021 They make them wear those blinders. 591 00:26:03,141 --> 00:26:04,569 Driver. 592 00:26:04,689 --> 00:26:06,928 Does he even speak English?