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Previously on "Weeds"...
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Children with their mothers
is a good thing.
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Finish out your sentence,
and at that time,
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I'll see what is
and is not possible.
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Thank you.
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Heylia, people love MILF.
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I'll supply you.
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I have been selling
dime bags all night
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for $500 a pop.
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Stop by the office next week
with a business plan.
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We'll take a look at it.
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Jolene Waite. I'm with the S.E.C.
I don't like her.
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Any chance I could buy an eighth?
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I'm gonna need to smoke up.
You got it.
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Who is that?
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That's my stepson.
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Tell him his dad
wants to talk to him.
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I have cancer.
What?
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It's in my pancreas.
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You're not old.
You're just dying.
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I'm an asshole.
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I watched a drug bust.
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What the hell did mom
have to do with it?
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She told Ouellette
that my big brother
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was involved with Pouncy House.
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In order to save me,
he had to bust them.
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Trust me, Botwin.
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She's shittin'
her Dolce & Gabbanas right now.
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You had him arrested?
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It's business.
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That's bullshit.
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Whose side are you on?
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From now on, my own.
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Consider me...
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...the competition?
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Fuck him. Let him go.
We don't need him.
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Fair warning --
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Everything is up for grabs.
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Paul, how's my favorite customer
in all of Tribeca?
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Yeah, uh, did, um,
Silas call you yet?
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Ike, it's Silas.
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We got some really killer stuff
coming in this week, man.
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Nancy? No.
She doesn't work here anymore.
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Listen -- we're gonna be
changing our phone number.
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Personnel issues.
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Um...
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How's the family?
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J.C.! How's my number-one
delivery guy?
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You're still my number-one
delivery guy, right?
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Uh, yes! I would love to help
you pick out new headshots.
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Logan Modeling Agency.
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Uh, Kiku, it's Nancy.
Hey, girl.
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Mulcahey here.
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Colm Mulcahey, it's Silas Botwin.
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We haven't met yet.
Who?
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My former partner, Nancy,
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had apparently been furnishing
you with certain items.
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Um, listen. We're gonna be doing
a little, uh, restructuring,
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and we might be able to use
your services.
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Frankly, Silas has been acting
a little weird lately.
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I think she's off her meds,
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so if she calls,
ignore her, okay?
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I'll be taking care of you now.
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Wrong number.
Wrong number.
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Hello?
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Shit.
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That asshole
hasn't returned my calls.
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You make one comment about what
you'd like to do to someone
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if you had them
naked and tied up,
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and suddenly I'm
making them uncomfortable?
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You're right.
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Um, I think I have
a proposal for you.
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Interesting.
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Uh, can I call you back?
H-hold on a second.
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Vehement capital.
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This is dougbot9000.
System error.
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Doug, it's Silas.
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Name does not compute.
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Stop fucking around.
It's Silas.
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Hello?
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I thought you were discreet.
Leave me alone.
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Our ties are severed.
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What's shakin', killer?
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Okay, ask yourself this.
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How many times has Nancy
ditched you over the years,
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belittled you, made you feel like
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you have absolutely
no value as a human?
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Oh, Silas from the loft!
I'm sorry.
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I got another guy on six
named Silas.
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Or is it Simon?
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Uh, hold on, Silas from the loft.
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Vaginament Crapital.
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Doug, hey, it's Nancy.
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Oh, Nance!
Nance, we miss you down here.
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I got this new girl on my desk.
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She's a real
see ya next cuntsday.
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Uh...Uh, listen.
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Silas might be calling you
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with some, uh,
misleading information.
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Mmm, yummy.
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But the truth is that I'm still furnishing
your building.
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So spread the word.
Um, still my territory.
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Doug?
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Doug?
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Shit!
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Damn it, Doug.
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Shirley, I told you I'm not
gonna play the fuckin' lotto.
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Hey, Botwin.
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I didn't know
you were coming here today.
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Yeah, I wanted to say
thanks for Silas.
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The bust really scared him.
My mom's grateful.
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Oh, so that's really good, then.
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Yeah. I, uh,
wanted to return the favor.
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Billy.
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Hey.
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Holy fuck. Come in.
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How you doing?
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Okay.
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I'm really glad you came.
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You look great.
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Hey, hey, you want a soda?
Root beer, right?
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Sure.
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Okay, stay right here,
and I'll be right back.
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Uh...
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All right.
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What the fuck was that?!
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Look, I told you
I'd come and see the guy,
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not that I'd sing and dance.
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Now, where's that eighth
you promised me?
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Let me ask you something.
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Did he ever hit you, huh?
Ow!
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Did he ever tell you you're shit?
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Fondle your balls? Huh?
No!
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Then quit acting like
a moody emo dickhole!
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Mitch may be a self-hating
alcoholic mess,
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but he loves the crap out of you.
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Let him back into your life,
or, I swear to God,
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I will come to one of your
faggoty track meets
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and take a bat to your kneecap.
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Okay! Okay!
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They didn't have root beer,
but, uh,
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it's a choice
between Nestea iced tea
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and Pepsi wild cherry.
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Um, iced tea's fine.
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Thanks...
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Dad.
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I really missed you, buddy.
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I really missed you a lot.
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Hold on, mom.
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You know what?
Let me call you back.
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What?
You come to gloat?
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Laugh at what a gullible
idiot I am?
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I am so sorry this happened.
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For which part?
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The fact that my parents
had to bail me out of jail
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or that I got kicked out
of law school?
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They kicked you out?
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What the fuck
did you think they would do --
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offer me a T.A. position?
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Why did you do it?
I didn't.
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Your psycho brother was there.
It was my mom.
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She begged this detective
to bust you
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to "save me from getting
sucked into the life."
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Seriously?
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Jesus, Silas.
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You come from
some bad stock, man.
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Your whole clan
is mega-fucked.
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That's...
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Why I'm going out on my own.
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So what do you want from me?
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Your customers.
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Why would I give you
my customers?
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Because I gave you
the best orgasm of your life?
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Oh, honey.
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Because I like you.
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Nice to hear,
but also not good enough.
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Because you hate my mom
right now as much as I do.
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Oh, um, slightly bluer green,
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more sea-foamy.
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These four. Make sure
they have drivers' licenses.
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Oh, good. You're home.
We need a coffee run, urgently.
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Ask me why I should have been
a musician.
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Why should you have been
a musician?
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Because I'm playing
that detective like a fiddle.
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I just "thanked" him
for helping Silas,
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distracted him
with a bullshit family reunion.
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Told you I could handle him.
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Good.
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So, what's the game plan?
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Brand management, gearing up
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for an investor meeting
later this week.
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Does this mean we're
gonna get Stevie back soon?
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Havens says
when my finances improve,
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I have a really, really
good chance.
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Good. I've missed him.
I'm the good big brother.
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Stop it.
Silas is a great big brother.
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We're all finished with
our detective friend, right?
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Yes, mother.
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Don't say it like that.
It's creepy.
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Yes, mother.
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How was that?
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It was the best orgasm
of my life.
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Really? That's --
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Oh. Asshole.
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Mmm.
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You can have my customers
for 20%.
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I have to pay lawyers now.
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You want rent money, too?
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I got kicked out of the loft.
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Are you sure going up against
your mom is the smartest thing?
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There's easier ways
to get back at her.
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You can get me pregnant.
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I'm kidding.
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It wouldn't even matter.
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Nancy only cares about
her business and herself.
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I'll clear some drawers out.
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If you're gonna do this,
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you're gonna need
people on your side.
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No, no.
I'm not a taker of sides.
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I -- I float
in the ambiguous middle ground,
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still beloved,
my relationships unsullied
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once you two idiots
get past this little kerfuffle.
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I don't get involved.
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And look where you are.
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Um, I have my own successful
bike shop.
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All right.
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Maybe if Jerns
hadn't seen the Times piece
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and demanded more money,
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or if Pampa hadn't been called
the worst example
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of fake neighborhood creation
since Braht.
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That's the "blocks right around
the Holland tunnel."
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It's a cute area.
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I need you.
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You're a people person,
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and you came so close here.
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I think you could be
successful with me,
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someone with
ground-floor equity.
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Bill Sussman's all about
ground-floor equity.
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Kick in some start-up funds,
become my right-hand man.
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I give you...
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25% of net.
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Face it. You are a valuable
commodity, uncle Andy.
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Face it.
I'm a valuable commodity.
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8% of net.
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Silas is offering me 30%!
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Alex?
You flipped Alex?
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Silas never appreciated
my talents.
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No, he didn't.
The big meanie.
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I want the computer set up next.
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We're set for Thursday.
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Oh, great.
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Nance, I am offering you
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my services at the drug game,
for real.
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I feel like you're dismissing
the magnitude of that.
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I don't want to get you involved.
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Well, maybe it's time
I get involved.
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I want to get involved.
Involve me, Nance.
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I'll involve you 8%.
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I thought about it.
I'm in.
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00:10:50,264 --> 00:10:51,832
Great.
261
00:10:51,866 --> 00:10:53,266
15%.
262
00:10:53,301 --> 00:10:55,035
No, you said 25%.
263
00:10:55,069 --> 00:10:56,903
Yeah, that was before
you went to Nancy
264
00:10:56,938 --> 00:10:58,872
and tried to shop the deal.
265
00:10:58,906 --> 00:11:01,208
What? That's crazy!
Shane told me, you sneak.
266
00:11:01,242 --> 00:11:03,477
Sneaker.
Sneakers lose percentage.
267
00:11:03,511 --> 00:11:06,112
She only offered me 8%.
268
00:11:09,616 --> 00:11:11,184
She values 8% of me.
269
00:11:11,218 --> 00:11:14,554
You know that woman
will never take you seriously.
270
00:11:14,588 --> 00:11:15,655
But I do.
271
00:11:17,157 --> 00:11:19,625
How about 18%?
It's chai. It's a Jew thing.
272
00:11:19,660 --> 00:11:21,260
You gonna write
that check now or...
273
00:11:21,295 --> 00:11:23,530
Later. 18%.
Okay, okay. Where are we?
274
00:11:23,564 --> 00:11:24,965
I got the number,
275
00:11:24,999 --> 00:11:26,466
and the order's routed
into the cloud now.
276
00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:28,535
Pouncy House customers
are still spooked,
277
00:11:28,570 --> 00:11:30,738
so I'm having one of my guys
make a sales call
278
00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:32,006
to the bigger customers.
279
00:11:32,041 --> 00:11:34,309
Orders rolling in.
280
00:11:34,343 --> 00:11:38,613
Problem is, I --
we're almost out of product.
281
00:11:38,648 --> 00:11:40,148
Where's the MILF?
282
00:11:40,183 --> 00:11:43,118
Heylia's, um...courier's
one or two days away.
283
00:11:43,152 --> 00:11:45,688
I got a line on some Jersey Hydro
284
00:11:45,722 --> 00:11:49,524
and this Vermont Sativa,
but they're both just okay.
285
00:11:49,559 --> 00:11:51,193
We need MILF.
286
00:11:51,227 --> 00:11:53,629
Did you know Alex and Kiku
are working with Nancy?
287
00:11:55,365 --> 00:11:57,999
She -- she stole Alex and Kiku?
288
00:11:58,034 --> 00:11:59,134
Mm-hmm.
289
00:11:59,168 --> 00:12:02,137
Unbelievable.
290
00:12:02,171 --> 00:12:04,972
No wonder they're
ignoring my calls.
291
00:12:05,007 --> 00:12:06,708
I know.
She's unbound, that woman.
292
00:12:06,742 --> 00:12:07,676
Fuck it.
293
00:12:10,913 --> 00:12:13,014
Demetri makes me nervous.
294
00:12:13,049 --> 00:12:15,283
He makes me feel
short and slight,
295
00:12:15,318 --> 00:12:18,520
and I kind of want to touch
his bicep, like, once.
296
00:12:18,554 --> 00:12:19,588
Why is that?
297
00:12:21,791 --> 00:12:22,991
Demetri.
298
00:12:23,026 --> 00:12:24,760
Remember us?
Andy. Silas.
299
00:12:24,794 --> 00:12:27,129
We smoked out at the loft,
and your sister was all
300
00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:29,599
"Argh,
I am scary Russian woman."
301
00:12:29,633 --> 00:12:31,334
I felt we had a vibe.
302
00:12:31,368 --> 00:12:32,068
Me and you,
not me and your sister.
303
00:12:32,102 --> 00:12:33,336
I would never do that.
304
00:12:33,370 --> 00:12:35,371
That's not to say she's not...
305
00:12:35,405 --> 00:12:38,275
I would totally fuck your
sister, is what I'm saying.
306
00:12:38,309 --> 00:12:39,876
Let me start over.
307
00:12:39,910 --> 00:12:41,311
What are you doing here?
308
00:12:41,345 --> 00:12:42,912
My customers love your stuff.
309
00:12:42,946 --> 00:12:43,980
And I'd hate to have to deny them
310
00:12:44,014 --> 00:12:45,081
just because me and Nancy split.
311
00:12:45,115 --> 00:12:46,182
Yeah.
312
00:12:46,216 --> 00:12:48,117
We'll pay you
an extra $150 a pound.
313
00:12:48,152 --> 00:12:50,085
She'll be slow
getting up and running anyway.
314
00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:52,154
She's slow doing a lot of things.
315
00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:54,222
I've been waiting eight years
for her to thank me
316
00:12:54,257 --> 00:12:56,291
for giving up my life
for her, for example.
317
00:12:56,325 --> 00:13:00,095
I don't know, guys.
I'd hate to overstep bounds.
318
00:13:00,129 --> 00:13:01,496
Convince me.
319
00:13:02,666 --> 00:13:04,167
If I had to pick a horse
in this race,
320
00:13:04,201 --> 00:13:05,935
I'd go with the younger,
hungrier one,
321
00:13:05,970 --> 00:13:08,072
not the older, flaky horse
322
00:13:08,106 --> 00:13:10,574
who just spent
three years in jail
323
00:13:10,609 --> 00:13:13,111
and recently slept with her boss.
324
00:13:13,145 --> 00:13:14,980
Well, you've given me
a lot to think about --
325
00:13:15,014 --> 00:13:16,282
both of you.
326
00:13:16,316 --> 00:13:18,484
I'm feeling weird
about the sister stuff.
327
00:13:18,518 --> 00:13:20,652
Was it weird?
I think maybe that it got weird.
328
00:13:20,687 --> 00:13:22,221
Wait. Uh, call me.
329
00:13:22,255 --> 00:13:24,356
We're gonna be nailing down
other supply lines soon,
330
00:13:24,390 --> 00:13:26,492
and I'd hate to not
have room for you,
331
00:13:26,526 --> 00:13:30,929
so, uh, obviously, just, uh,
keep this between us.
332
00:13:30,963 --> 00:13:32,230
Okay?
333
00:13:32,264 --> 00:13:34,865
You kidding?
I'd hate to piss that woman off.
334
00:13:36,535 --> 00:13:38,335
Yeah, totally.
335
00:13:48,548 --> 00:13:49,615
Oh, shit.
336
00:13:49,649 --> 00:13:52,018
Look at you.
337
00:13:52,052 --> 00:13:53,520
Uh...
338
00:13:53,554 --> 00:13:54,655
Wow.
339
00:13:54,689 --> 00:13:56,123
I know. Damn.
340
00:13:56,157 --> 00:13:59,193
He called you
"the old horse."
341
00:13:59,228 --> 00:14:00,895
You gonna stomp him?
342
00:14:00,930 --> 00:14:03,697
I'm done feeling guilty.
343
00:14:03,732 --> 00:14:05,266
Damn right.
344
00:14:05,300 --> 00:14:08,035
You got nothing
to feel guilty about.
345
00:14:08,070 --> 00:14:11,372
He... way crossed the line.
346
00:14:11,407 --> 00:14:13,107
He did. Didn't he?
347
00:14:13,142 --> 00:14:14,008
Yeah.
348
00:14:14,042 --> 00:14:16,344
What are you gonna do, mama?
349
00:14:16,378 --> 00:14:18,447
I'm gonna...
I'm gonna win.
350
00:14:18,481 --> 00:14:21,684
I'm gonna end this, and
he's gonna see how hard it is.
351
00:14:21,718 --> 00:14:22,852
Spank him.
352
00:14:22,886 --> 00:14:25,188
Teach that boy a lesson!
353
00:14:26,724 --> 00:14:29,325
Now let's have angry sex
on the kitchen counter.
354
00:14:29,359 --> 00:14:32,896
Timing, Demetri.
355
00:14:39,371 --> 00:14:42,306
Oh, come on, Heylia.
We're in New York.
356
00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:44,375
I'm not seeing
the goddamn "Lion King."
357
00:14:44,409 --> 00:14:46,376
You promised to respect my needs.
358
00:14:46,411 --> 00:14:48,344
Not if your needs are stupid.
Stop. T-turn here.
359
00:14:48,379 --> 00:14:50,313
Where is Silas?
360
00:14:50,347 --> 00:14:54,750
The bike shop's just
at the end of this alley.
361
00:14:54,784 --> 00:14:56,918
Look at this guy.
362
00:14:56,953 --> 00:14:58,887
Move it, buddy.
Come on!
363
00:14:58,921 --> 00:15:00,188
I'm gonna text Silas,
364
00:15:00,222 --> 00:15:01,923
let him know
that we're pulling up.
365
00:15:01,957 --> 00:15:04,526
Can't wait to see his face
when he sees we came.
366
00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:06,662
This guy is never
gonna get in there.
367
00:15:07,587 --> 00:15:10,933
Your car is too big
for that space!
368
00:15:10,967 --> 00:15:13,196
As any idiot could see.
369
00:15:13,404 --> 00:15:15,406
Apparently, a modern education
doesn't cultivate
370
00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:16,969
qualitative spatial
reasoning anymore,
371
00:15:17,089 --> 00:15:19,644
or a respect for musical theater.
372
00:15:19,678 --> 00:15:21,045
Roll up your window.
What?
373
00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:22,213
Oh, my God.
374
00:15:22,247 --> 00:15:23,648
We're getting mugged
by Sarah Palin.
375
00:15:23,682 --> 00:15:25,517
We're being jacked.
376
00:15:25,551 --> 00:15:27,618
There's a difference?!
377
00:15:27,653 --> 00:15:29,252
Hands on the wheel.
378
00:15:29,287 --> 00:15:30,320
Okay. Okay.
379
00:15:30,354 --> 00:15:31,287
Open the window!
380
00:15:31,322 --> 00:15:32,422
Fuck you.
381
00:15:32,456 --> 00:15:33,723
Open your fucking window!
382
00:15:33,757 --> 00:15:37,027
How about
"hell the fuck no!"?
383
00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:38,862
Aah!
384
00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:40,563
Aah! Heylia!
385
00:15:40,598 --> 00:15:42,165
Dean!
386
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:46,603
Throw your gun
outside the car now!
387
00:15:46,637 --> 00:15:48,037
You have three seconds!
388
00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:49,172
Shit.
Three...
389
00:15:49,206 --> 00:15:52,007
Two...One.
390
00:16:12,363 --> 00:16:13,464
Dean!
391
00:16:16,535 --> 00:16:18,068
Dean!
392
00:16:20,739 --> 00:16:21,805
Damn.
393
00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:23,407
You okay?
394
00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:25,375
Ocean sounds.
395
00:16:31,848 --> 00:16:33,748
Heylia. Your driver
in the city yet?
396
00:16:33,782 --> 00:16:36,350
What? W-why?
Why was Dean --
397
00:16:36,384 --> 00:16:40,721
I don't -- I don't understand.
I don't understand.
398
00:16:40,756 --> 00:16:44,359
No. No. No.
I did not tell anyone.
399
00:16:45,394 --> 00:16:46,461
Hello?
400
00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:56,740
Gin.
401
00:17:00,011 --> 00:17:04,013
Hello.
Nice to see you all again.
402
00:17:04,047 --> 00:17:07,082
Um, Rick, I think
I still owe you $30
403
00:17:07,117 --> 00:17:09,518
for Judy's retirement gift.
404
00:17:09,552 --> 00:17:10,919
Yeah, don't let me forget.
405
00:17:10,953 --> 00:17:13,887
Gentlemen, I am not a secretary.
406
00:17:13,922 --> 00:17:16,723
I sell marijuana.
407
00:17:16,758 --> 00:17:19,926
Pot's illegality
is the number-one thing
408
00:17:19,961 --> 00:17:22,329
keeping higher-end
customers away.
409
00:17:22,363 --> 00:17:25,098
It's not scarcity
or lack of interest.
410
00:17:25,132 --> 00:17:29,804
Illegality, which to me
is as unamerican...
411
00:17:29,838 --> 00:17:31,839
As the gratuitous
over-regulation
412
00:17:31,874 --> 00:17:33,575
of self-correcting
financial systems.
413
00:17:33,609 --> 00:17:34,976
Got that right.
414
00:17:35,011 --> 00:17:38,847
I have a plan
to help bridge the gap
415
00:17:38,881 --> 00:17:42,518
between that un-serviced
luxury-customer base
416
00:17:42,552 --> 00:17:44,219
and the product.
417
00:17:44,253 --> 00:17:46,120
Dude, dude,
princess Ice Cooter's here.
418
00:17:46,155 --> 00:17:48,623
She's not
supposed to be in today.
419
00:17:48,658 --> 00:17:51,959
I know. I know. Y-y-you got to
go distract her. Go. Go.
420
00:18:01,301 --> 00:18:02,234
Oh! Oh!
421
00:18:02,269 --> 00:18:03,602
What are you doing?
422
00:18:03,637 --> 00:18:05,671
I just wanted to talk to you.
423
00:18:05,705 --> 00:18:08,374
You...are a mean man,
Doug Wilson.
424
00:18:08,408 --> 00:18:11,910
You've made rude gestures,
written me nasty notes,
425
00:18:11,945 --> 00:18:13,612
desecrated my owls.
426
00:18:13,647 --> 00:18:14,914
You farted in my bag.
427
00:18:14,948 --> 00:18:16,148
That was Whit.
428
00:18:19,485 --> 00:18:22,988
You have done nothing but make my
life here thoroughly unpleasant.
429
00:18:23,022 --> 00:18:24,856
Why do you think
I do those things?
430
00:18:24,890 --> 00:18:26,758
Because you
are a schoolyard bully,
431
00:18:26,792 --> 00:18:28,193
picking on
the weakest li--
432
00:18:29,929 --> 00:18:33,498
That's why I do those things.
433
00:18:33,533 --> 00:18:35,033
Feelings.
434
00:18:35,067 --> 00:18:38,103
You're so...
435
00:18:38,137 --> 00:18:40,805
Beautiful?
436
00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:42,441
Yeah.
437
00:18:49,449 --> 00:18:53,218
You have no idea how long I've
waited for this to happen to me.
438
00:18:55,054 --> 00:18:57,456
In catering
to this high-end client,
439
00:18:57,490 --> 00:19:00,226
we will focus on
simplicity and elegance.
440
00:19:00,260 --> 00:19:04,764
One size, two choices.
Head or body high.
441
00:19:04,798 --> 00:19:08,534
What we're really selling here
is exclusivity.
442
00:19:08,569 --> 00:19:12,171
We've hired a P.R. firm
to create
443
00:19:12,206 --> 00:19:15,641
a mysterious and exclusive
social group...
444
00:19:15,676 --> 00:19:17,810
Which is really us.
445
00:19:17,844 --> 00:19:19,245
Shh! Shh!
446
00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:23,749
Phone calls for membership
have been flooding in.
447
00:19:23,784 --> 00:19:25,584
We have been
turning them all down.
448
00:19:25,618 --> 00:19:30,355
87% call back, even more
desperate for membership.
449
00:19:30,390 --> 00:19:33,125
Because nothing makes a rich
person want something more
450
00:19:33,159 --> 00:19:35,193
than telling them
they can't have it.
451
00:19:35,228 --> 00:19:37,262
Membership costs a fee,
naturally,
452
00:19:37,296 --> 00:19:39,197
and after a screening process...
453
00:19:39,232 --> 00:19:41,567
They can start calling in
their orders.
454
00:19:41,601 --> 00:19:43,636
This is all fine and good,
guys, but, uh,
455
00:19:43,670 --> 00:19:44,636
we need liquid cash now.
456
00:19:44,671 --> 00:19:46,138
Yes, um...
457
00:19:46,172 --> 00:19:49,275
The profits
are almost instantaneous
458
00:19:49,309 --> 00:19:50,843
and off the books.
459
00:19:50,878 --> 00:19:53,747
So we can funnel it
wherever we need it.
460
00:19:53,781 --> 00:19:55,349
But more importantly,
461
00:19:55,383 --> 00:19:57,919
we just hooked a big fish
462
00:19:57,953 --> 00:19:59,787
for the triple angel
investor fund
463
00:19:59,822 --> 00:20:01,389
thanks to Nancy's pot.
464
00:20:01,424 --> 00:20:06,261
Creating a luxury market
for marijuana is...clever.
465
00:20:06,295 --> 00:20:08,964
But home delivery's
nothing new in Manhattan.
466
00:20:08,998 --> 00:20:12,634
By bike.
But not by town car.
467
00:20:12,669 --> 00:20:14,836
And not with our messengers.
468
00:20:24,315 --> 00:20:26,082
Ohh.
469
00:20:26,116 --> 00:20:27,284
Hmm?
470
00:20:39,765 --> 00:20:42,566
Mabuhay!
This is Charles Van Der Elst.
471
00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:44,768
Oh, hey! Hey, Charles.
472
00:20:44,802 --> 00:20:46,603
Uh...
473
00:20:46,637 --> 00:20:49,005
How's the cancer and stuff?
474
00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:52,074
If you're receiving this call,
that means two things.
475
00:20:52,109 --> 00:20:54,176
One -- I'm dead.
476
00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:56,546
And two --
you're invited to my funeral.
477
00:20:56,580 --> 00:20:58,147
Wednesday.
478
00:20:58,182 --> 00:20:59,716
Edenwald Cemetery. 1:00 P.M.
479
00:20:59,750 --> 00:21:01,351
Wear purple. No tears.
480
00:21:01,386 --> 00:21:05,188
Just bon voyage,
fellow traveler. So it goes.
481
00:21:06,725 --> 00:21:08,025
What's wrong?
482
00:21:10,662 --> 00:21:14,366
You're stupid.
Nancy's stupid.
483
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:15,367
Heylia...
484
00:21:16,402 --> 00:21:18,003
...It is great
to see you.
485
00:21:18,038 --> 00:21:19,639
Dean, I'm sure nothing's broken.
486
00:21:19,673 --> 00:21:21,774
Just keep the 18%.
487
00:21:21,809 --> 00:21:22,875
I'm...
488
00:21:22,910 --> 00:21:25,311
It's not worth it.
489
00:21:29,216 --> 00:21:31,717
People don't do this shit
to Heylia James
490
00:21:31,751 --> 00:21:32,818
and get away with it.
491
00:21:32,853 --> 00:21:34,687
I know they don't.
492
00:21:34,722 --> 00:21:35,955
But still...
493
00:21:37,224 --> 00:21:39,492
I'll hold off.
494
00:21:39,527 --> 00:21:40,994
But you're asking a lot.
495
00:21:41,028 --> 00:21:43,063
You're asking
near about everything.
496
00:21:43,097 --> 00:21:44,565
I appreciate that.
497
00:21:44,599 --> 00:21:46,968
Give me some time
to try and make it right.
498
00:21:47,002 --> 00:21:50,705
Fine. I'll give you
till Wednesday night.
499
00:21:50,739 --> 00:21:52,307
What's Wednesday?
500
00:21:52,341 --> 00:21:56,812
I'm gonna take this fool
to see "The Lion King."
501
00:21:56,847 --> 00:22:00,282
All right.
502
00:22:00,317 --> 00:22:02,551
I'm ready.
503
00:22:04,221 --> 00:22:08,290
Military police!
Open up! Freeze, scumbag!
504
00:22:08,324 --> 00:22:09,591
Oh.
505
00:22:09,625 --> 00:22:11,426
Holy shit.
506
00:22:12,361 --> 00:22:14,328
It's not what it looks like.
507
00:22:14,363 --> 00:22:16,030
You swore...
508
00:22:16,064 --> 00:22:18,599
to defend your country,
509
00:22:18,633 --> 00:22:20,267
and here you are,
510
00:22:20,301 --> 00:22:24,805
up to your naked...junk...in drugs.
511
00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:28,776
America would be so disappointed.
512
00:22:28,810 --> 00:22:30,111
Please don't tell America.
513
00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:33,114
Wait.
514
00:22:33,148 --> 00:22:36,017
Y-you said the plane wasn't
coming in until next week.
515
00:22:36,051 --> 00:22:37,986
It isn't.
516
00:22:38,020 --> 00:22:39,421
This is your MILF shit.
517
00:22:40,523 --> 00:22:41,923
What?
518
00:22:41,957 --> 00:22:44,159
You said you wanted
to teach Silas a lesson.
519
00:22:45,361 --> 00:22:46,795
You didn't.
520
00:22:46,830 --> 00:22:48,364
My boys did.
521
00:22:48,398 --> 00:22:50,767
Told you they were
getting bored up on that base.
522
00:22:50,801 --> 00:22:53,203
They hacked
into Silas' cellphone,
523
00:22:53,237 --> 00:22:55,606
found out when the delivery was,
524
00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:58,575
stopped Heylia's drivers,
and relieved them of the pot.
525
00:22:58,610 --> 00:23:00,310
Clean operation.
526
00:23:00,344 --> 00:23:03,780
No. I just wanted him to figure
out he couldn't do it alone.
527
00:23:03,814 --> 00:23:05,582
I didn't ask you to do this.
528
00:23:05,616 --> 00:23:07,550
You can't go to war halfway.
529
00:23:07,585 --> 00:23:09,703
Shit, why do you think
we're still in Iraq?
530
00:23:09,823 --> 00:23:12,057
You need to send
it all back. Now.
531
00:23:12,382 --> 00:23:16,292
Come on!
It was a present.
532
00:23:16,327 --> 00:23:17,381
Have another drink.
533
00:23:17,501 --> 00:23:19,487
Silas, there's been a mistake.
534
00:23:19,607 --> 00:23:21,345
My boys aren't gonna be happy.
535
00:23:21,465 --> 00:23:23,003
Better your boys than mine.
536
00:23:23,281 --> 00:23:25,852
We need to end this.
I'm gonna text you an address.
537
00:23:25,972 --> 00:23:29,407
You can meet me there
in the morning, okay?
538
00:23:30,449 --> 00:23:32,177
Wait.
539
00:23:32,211 --> 00:23:35,017
You need to give it all back.
540
00:23:37,990 --> 00:23:40,980
My mom did this to me.
541
00:23:41,100 --> 00:23:43,751
Mm-hmm.
542
00:23:44,402 --> 00:23:46,780
You know
how I s-- said
543
00:23:46,900 --> 00:23:49,561
that the only two things
she really cares about
544
00:23:49,596 --> 00:23:54,399
are her business and herself?
545
00:23:54,434 --> 00:23:56,101
Mm-hmm.
546
00:23:58,071 --> 00:24:00,806
There's one other thing.
547
00:24:12,278 --> 00:24:13,238
Hello?
548
00:24:13,358 --> 00:24:15,731
Uh, Ms. Botwin.
Judge Franklin in Oakland.
549
00:24:15,851 --> 00:24:17,311
Let me get right to the point.
550
00:24:17,431 --> 00:24:21,893
Your lawyer has presented me
with a compelling argument.
551
00:24:21,927 --> 00:24:23,028
So, what was so important
552
00:24:23,148 --> 00:24:24,623
that you needed to come in
and talk to me?
553
00:24:24,743 --> 00:24:26,915
Release documents
from the halfway house,
554
00:24:27,035 --> 00:24:29,534
notice of venture funding...
555
00:24:30,635 --> 00:24:33,855
...and a letter of commendation
from the S.E.C. for some reason.
556
00:24:34,304 --> 00:24:36,922
Um, I've also been talking
to your son's guardian, Scott,
557
00:24:37,042 --> 00:24:38,331
off the record.
558
00:24:39,244 --> 00:24:40,699
What airline?
559
00:24:40,819 --> 00:24:41,845
Jetblue.
560
00:24:41,965 --> 00:24:44,357
Why the fuck would we
want to reduce the charges?
561
00:24:44,477 --> 00:24:47,128
All of which is to
say, Ms. Botwin, I'm impressed.
562
00:24:47,248 --> 00:24:49,907
I'm impressed by your dedication
to turning your life around.
563
00:24:50,027 --> 00:24:52,890
I've -- I've worked
really hard. I have.
564
00:24:55,193 --> 00:24:56,474
Stop here.
565
00:24:56,594 --> 00:24:59,245
Silas was never involved
in Pouncy House,
566
00:24:59,365 --> 00:25:00,825
not even a little.
567
00:25:00,945 --> 00:25:03,183
His mother just wanted
the competition gone,
568
00:25:03,303 --> 00:25:05,569
and you did that for her.
569
00:25:08,168 --> 00:25:09,903
Well, nothing's
written in stone yet,
570
00:25:10,023 --> 00:25:14,345
but, um, you might want to start
shopping for a toddler bed.
571
00:25:14,379 --> 00:25:16,404
Oh, my God.
572
00:25:16,524 --> 00:25:17,875
Congratulations, Nancy.
573
00:25:17,995 --> 00:25:19,683
Thanks.
574
00:25:19,717 --> 00:25:21,017
Thank you.
575
00:25:25,054 --> 00:25:28,591
So, this apartment would just be
for you and your son?
576
00:25:29,512 --> 00:25:30,812
Yes.
577
00:25:30,932 --> 00:25:32,036
How old is he?
578
00:25:32,156 --> 00:25:33,367
He's 4.
579
00:25:33,487 --> 00:25:35,987
Your attention, please...
580
00:25:36,313 --> 00:25:40,034
Ohh. I have, like, five
white wines and they cut me off.
581
00:25:40,068 --> 00:25:42,041
Let it go, Jill.
582
00:25:42,568 --> 00:25:44,338
I'm glad you called.
583
00:25:44,373 --> 00:25:45,539
Mwah!
584
00:25:45,574 --> 00:25:48,070
You are doing the right thing,
by the way.
585
00:25:48,349 --> 00:25:50,965
Driver, why aren't we going?
586
00:25:51,085 --> 00:25:54,557
I have not been back
to New York City in so long.
587
00:25:54,677 --> 00:25:57,081
Oh, I cannot wait to take a walk
through Central Park.
588
00:25:57,201 --> 00:25:59,184
Or maybe I'll get
one of those buggy rides.
589
00:25:59,304 --> 00:26:00,930
Oh, those poor horses.
590
00:26:01,050 --> 00:26:03,021
They make them wear
those blinders.
591
00:26:03,141 --> 00:26:04,569
Driver.
592
00:26:04,689 --> 00:26:06,928
Does he even speak English?