1 00:00:06,906 --> 00:00:08,271 Previously on Weeds. 2 00:00:08,441 --> 00:00:09,601 Your trimmings. I'll take them. 3 00:00:09,709 --> 00:00:11,973 I'm thinking $100 buys me a lot. 4 00:00:12,946 --> 00:00:13,913 We're making hash. 5 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:17,040 This is a driver's license, so you should probably learn to drive now. 6 00:00:18,385 --> 00:00:19,852 Go get her. Get my son. 7 00:00:20,086 --> 00:00:21,883 - Shane! - The fuckers got me. 8 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:23,421 Where's my son? 9 00:00:26,326 --> 00:00:27,350 New rules. 10 00:00:27,460 --> 00:00:29,087 Number one. Keep moving. 11 00:00:29,195 --> 00:00:30,890 This family needs some fun. 12 00:00:31,398 --> 00:00:33,923 Remind me again where we're supposed to be sleeping tonight. 13 00:00:34,067 --> 00:00:35,034 We could live here. 14 00:00:35,135 --> 00:00:36,830 Plus, we need to dump Cesar's car. 15 00:00:37,070 --> 00:00:38,196 - Win this. - On it. 16 00:00:38,538 --> 00:00:40,062 We have a winner! 17 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:42,908 State law requires us to submit Social Security numbers. 18 00:00:43,009 --> 00:00:45,170 He doesn't have a Social Security number. 19 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:04,030 I drew up her will. 20 00:01:04,130 --> 00:01:07,964 I was simply her lawyer for personal matters, and personal matters only. 21 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:11,663 Yes, I mean, I did handle one legal matter for her, 22 00:01:11,771 --> 00:01:15,207 regarding a bakery that she owned, yeah, okay, 23 00:01:15,308 --> 00:01:16,832 which unfortunately later burned to the ground. 24 00:01:18,211 --> 00:01:20,509 Yes, I also helped her with the insurance company 25 00:01:20,613 --> 00:01:24,071 when they weren't paying on the settlement of her house, 26 00:01:24,951 --> 00:01:27,419 which also unfortunately burned to the ground. 27 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:28,987 But that is it. That is all I did. 28 00:01:29,856 --> 00:01:32,984 Okay, yes, I also represented her 29 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:36,256 when the DEA called her in for questioning about the tunnel. 30 00:01:36,362 --> 00:01:38,523 Or maybe it was gang affiliation. I don't remember. 31 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:40,627 Invoices? No, I don't have any invoices from her, 32 00:01:40,733 --> 00:01:42,166 because she paid me cash. 33 00:01:42,268 --> 00:01:43,792 Once. She paid me cash once. 34 00:01:44,437 --> 00:01:45,961 No, no, no, I'm telling you the truth. 35 00:01:46,072 --> 00:01:47,664 No, absolutely, this is... It's the truth. 36 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:50,368 I just... I had Thai food for lunch. It was very spicy. 37 00:01:50,477 --> 00:01:54,436 And that's why I'm all sweaty. It's just a... It's the spice. 38 00:01:54,547 --> 00:01:55,809 I'm... You know, I'm Jewish. 39 00:01:55,915 --> 00:01:58,076 So, we don't do well with the spice sometimes. 40 00:02:06,025 --> 00:02:08,186 Pastor Jim's TV's back there. 41 00:02:08,995 --> 00:02:10,428 He had speakers installed. 42 00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:12,188 There's plenty of storage. 43 00:02:17,036 --> 00:02:18,663 And those would be his. 44 00:02:19,606 --> 00:02:21,699 All included with the price. 45 00:02:22,408 --> 00:02:23,636 Great. 46 00:02:24,110 --> 00:02:26,408 - So, it runs okay? - Yeah, of course. 47 00:02:26,513 --> 00:02:29,311 He didn't want to get stranded out there during one of his missions. 48 00:02:31,217 --> 00:02:33,276 Nice mirror on the ceiling. 49 00:02:33,386 --> 00:02:34,353 What's with all the hooks? 50 00:02:35,088 --> 00:02:37,955 He put in a swing right before his arrest. 51 00:02:38,625 --> 00:02:40,525 - Embezzlement. - Been there. 52 00:02:41,394 --> 00:02:43,055 Would you consider a lower offer? 53 00:02:43,363 --> 00:02:45,524 I'd consider anything that gets it out of my life. 54 00:02:47,033 --> 00:02:48,159 Nance. 55 00:02:50,470 --> 00:02:51,596 Sold. 56 00:02:58,645 --> 00:02:59,634 When do we get it painted? 57 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:02,580 I'm thinking we buy some cans of spray paint 58 00:03:02,682 --> 00:03:04,843 on the way out of town. Just flat black. 59 00:03:04,951 --> 00:03:07,818 Nice. Well, I'm gonna finish up. 60 00:03:07,921 --> 00:03:10,253 I'll lead in the Godmobile. You follow. 61 00:03:11,391 --> 00:03:13,757 - Are you getting rid of Cesar's car? - Yes. 62 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:15,418 - Can I have it? - No. 63 00:03:15,762 --> 00:03:18,287 But a lot of kids get cars when they get their license. 64 00:03:18,398 --> 00:03:20,593 The car is stolen, your license is fake. 65 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:22,861 - But I know how to drive. - Shane, I said no. 66 00:03:22,969 --> 00:03:24,994 Besides, I'm thinking of setting this car on fire. 67 00:03:25,104 --> 00:03:26,264 I haven't decided yet. 68 00:03:26,406 --> 00:03:29,273 Well, can I drive it at least once before you set it on fire? 69 00:03:29,375 --> 00:03:31,309 Please? I got kidnapped. 70 00:03:34,380 --> 00:03:35,404 So, when... 71 00:03:35,515 --> 00:03:37,107 Ignacio had me take him on errands. 72 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:40,846 Dry cleaners, Costco, a shakedown at Jamba Juice. 73 00:03:40,954 --> 00:03:42,080 We gonna sleep in that thing tonight? 74 00:03:42,989 --> 00:03:45,514 Tonight, and the rest of our lives on the lam. 75 00:03:46,693 --> 00:03:48,388 I just need one more washer. 76 00:03:48,494 --> 00:03:49,961 If I could keep them going around the clock, 77 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:51,052 I could produce enough product... 78 00:03:51,164 --> 00:03:54,531 So, hey. You think I'm smart, right? 79 00:03:54,634 --> 00:03:56,124 Yes, of course! 80 00:03:56,269 --> 00:03:58,737 So I probably don't need to go back to school. 81 00:03:59,105 --> 00:04:00,936 I could just test out. 82 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:03,368 No. Maybe. 83 00:04:04,844 --> 00:04:09,042 You know, if you'd asked me a week ago, I would've said absolutely not. 84 00:04:09,148 --> 00:04:12,083 But to tell you the truth, high school blows. 85 00:04:12,185 --> 00:04:14,551 It's overrated, and you're not really suited to it, anyway. 86 00:04:15,655 --> 00:04:20,149 You're right. We need an alternative plan, one that's more suited to your path. 87 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:21,318 Cool. 88 00:04:21,861 --> 00:04:23,351 I don't want to be homeschooled, though. 89 00:04:23,663 --> 00:04:25,130 No, I think I've tried that. 90 00:04:25,231 --> 00:04:27,495 And unfortunately you learned all the wrong lessons. 91 00:04:38,378 --> 00:04:40,346 The mother lode! 92 00:04:40,613 --> 00:04:41,602 What? What now? 93 00:04:41,748 --> 00:04:44,546 "The Back Doors of Israel"? "Nail Me in the Kibbutz"? 94 00:04:44,651 --> 00:04:47,620 "Gaza Boy Strippers, Tell Aviv I'm Gonna Bang Him." 95 00:04:47,787 --> 00:04:48,776 Bring them up, bring them up! 96 00:04:49,689 --> 00:04:53,284 Gay Israeli porn. Boy. Hats off, Pastor Jim. 97 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:56,493 Hold one up. 98 00:04:56,863 --> 00:04:59,229 I'm better-looking than that guy. And him. 99 00:05:05,705 --> 00:05:06,694 Shit! 100 00:05:07,607 --> 00:05:12,544 Flush the drugs! Go! Doug! Flush! Eat! Go! Drugs! Drugs! Drugs! 101 00:05:14,781 --> 00:05:17,341 - No drugs. No drugs! - No Mom. 102 00:05:17,750 --> 00:05:19,411 And no Shane. Okay. 103 00:05:19,786 --> 00:05:22,619 All right. We're clean. 104 00:05:26,292 --> 00:05:28,123 Pull over here, just past the curve. 105 00:05:30,063 --> 00:05:31,553 Fuck that. This is our shot. 106 00:05:31,664 --> 00:05:34,690 We have everything we need, the baby and the hash stuff in the trunk. 107 00:05:34,801 --> 00:05:36,268 A full tank of gas. 108 00:05:36,369 --> 00:05:38,428 Come on, they're holding us back, and you know it. 109 00:05:38,604 --> 00:05:39,593 Yeah, right here's good. 110 00:05:39,706 --> 00:05:41,765 Mom, they don't have the balls for this. 111 00:05:41,874 --> 00:05:43,933 Besides, we're just making their lives miserable. 112 00:05:44,043 --> 00:05:46,511 Come on. Cut them loose. Let them go home. 113 00:05:46,646 --> 00:05:47,943 Okay, 10 points for chutzpah. 114 00:05:48,047 --> 00:05:51,608 Pull over here before I grab the wheel, or your hair, or both. 115 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:56,318 Side door. Everyone look casual. 116 00:06:04,130 --> 00:06:06,690 - Okay if I enter? - Sure, yes, absolutely. Welcome. Hi. 117 00:06:09,168 --> 00:06:10,658 License and registration? 118 00:06:15,007 --> 00:06:16,406 It's quite a vehicle you got here. 119 00:06:16,509 --> 00:06:20,536 It's the praise wagon. "God is awesome love," exclamation point. 120 00:06:21,314 --> 00:06:23,475 Bumper sticker? Travel Bible? 121 00:06:23,583 --> 00:06:25,448 You affiliated with a church around here? 122 00:06:25,551 --> 00:06:26,677 No. 123 00:06:27,286 --> 00:06:32,349 The Lord has blessed us with the gift of itinerancy. 124 00:06:32,458 --> 00:06:36,224 We are ramblers, following the trail of his work. 125 00:06:36,562 --> 00:06:37,756 Go where we're needed. 126 00:06:38,731 --> 00:06:40,961 And you're the pastor. Randall Newman? 127 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:43,227 I am. Pastor Randy. 128 00:06:43,336 --> 00:06:44,701 Assistant Pastor Ted. 129 00:06:45,638 --> 00:06:47,572 This is Billy. 130 00:06:48,141 --> 00:06:50,473 Picked him up hustling the streets of Seattle. 131 00:06:50,843 --> 00:06:52,606 Shattered husk of a boy. 132 00:06:52,712 --> 00:06:55,180 But he's coming back. Aren't you, Billy? 133 00:06:55,281 --> 00:06:56,407 Sure am, Pastor. 134 00:06:57,683 --> 00:07:00,914 I clocked you at 68. This area's 45 max. 135 00:07:01,521 --> 00:07:02,749 Entirely my fault. 136 00:07:02,855 --> 00:07:05,221 Writing a sermon in my head 137 00:07:05,324 --> 00:07:08,157 about the hard times we're falling on in this country. 138 00:07:08,494 --> 00:07:09,825 Folks going bankrupt, 139 00:07:10,029 --> 00:07:13,863 people living in a bad spiritual state. Giving up hope. 140 00:07:14,500 --> 00:07:15,660 Didn't keep my eye on the speed. 141 00:07:16,502 --> 00:07:17,491 Forgive me. 142 00:07:19,338 --> 00:07:21,306 Can I ask you a question? 143 00:07:22,775 --> 00:07:25,243 - Certainly. - What's it mean about 144 00:07:25,711 --> 00:07:26,769 "turn the other cheek"? 145 00:07:32,485 --> 00:07:35,648 Well, our God is a forgiving God. 146 00:07:35,755 --> 00:07:40,021 To engage in retaliation is not to live in his image. 147 00:07:40,827 --> 00:07:42,488 We should live as gentle puppies, 148 00:07:43,396 --> 00:07:47,127 frolicking, softly tumbling against each other. 149 00:07:49,268 --> 00:07:50,462 Puppies? 150 00:07:56,709 --> 00:07:57,767 You keep an eye on your speed. 151 00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:01,202 Thank you, brother. 152 00:08:01,581 --> 00:08:02,707 Thank you. 153 00:08:10,556 --> 00:08:11,784 Jesus saves. 154 00:08:34,313 --> 00:08:35,678 Well, this is interesting. 155 00:08:36,582 --> 00:08:38,072 You said deep underground. 156 00:08:40,086 --> 00:08:41,678 Where did you hear about this place? 157 00:08:41,787 --> 00:08:44,517 Legendary in the off-grid community. 158 00:08:45,091 --> 00:08:47,252 No signs for it out on the road. You didn't notice? 159 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:50,796 The locals keep taking them down so no one finds out about it. 160 00:08:50,963 --> 00:08:53,158 This is some deep outlaw shit. 161 00:08:53,466 --> 00:08:55,457 - Is it a ghost town? - No, it's all fake. 162 00:08:55,868 --> 00:08:57,802 See? These are just fronts. 163 00:08:57,904 --> 00:08:59,394 They shot old westerns here. 164 00:08:59,772 --> 00:09:03,003 What about electricity and running water? 165 00:09:04,010 --> 00:09:05,238 Moving in or 166 00:09:06,012 --> 00:09:07,309 just visiting? 167 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:08,977 Moving in. 168 00:09:09,415 --> 00:09:13,374 Sunrise Lane's open. Number 14. Down near me. 169 00:09:14,086 --> 00:09:15,451 Left after the horseshoe sign. 170 00:09:15,755 --> 00:09:18,315 I'm Sugarpop. Who's the reverend? 171 00:09:18,925 --> 00:09:20,290 That'd be me. 172 00:09:20,526 --> 00:09:22,187 Well, it is good to have you, Reverend. 173 00:09:22,295 --> 00:09:25,230 Social hour's at 7:00 at the dry goods and feed store. 174 00:09:25,765 --> 00:09:26,959 BYOB. 175 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:28,795 All are welcome! 176 00:09:30,636 --> 00:09:31,762 Wow. 177 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:36,167 Sugarpop's some deep outlaw shit. 178 00:10:02,368 --> 00:10:05,201 Everybody, come on. Up off your asses. 179 00:10:05,304 --> 00:10:06,669 Put this crap away! 180 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:08,737 Organize your new home! 181 00:10:10,142 --> 00:10:11,302 Now! 182 00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:17,373 No water, Nance. We're dry. 183 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,779 - Yeah, the shower doesn't work, either. - Or the toilet. 184 00:10:21,587 --> 00:10:25,079 I wouldn't recommend opening that. Doug left a gift. 185 00:10:25,524 --> 00:10:26,548 That wasn't me. 186 00:10:26,659 --> 00:10:27,990 You had the monster burrito. 187 00:10:28,260 --> 00:10:29,921 You had the oatmeal, you little prick. 188 00:10:30,196 --> 00:10:31,629 When was somebody gonna tell me this? 189 00:10:31,797 --> 00:10:33,094 We need water to make formula. 190 00:10:33,866 --> 00:10:34,855 Go. 191 00:10:36,268 --> 00:10:37,701 Get me water. 192 00:10:38,237 --> 00:10:39,329 Get me another washing machine. 193 00:10:40,172 --> 00:10:42,265 Get it done! Don't come back till you're finished! 194 00:10:44,877 --> 00:10:46,970 Wow. Your mother really needs to get laid. 195 00:10:47,079 --> 00:10:50,014 What makes her so special? Who among us does not need to get laid? 196 00:10:50,116 --> 00:10:51,276 You don't see us getting all grumpy. 197 00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:53,614 We rule. She sucks! But let's go. 198 00:10:53,719 --> 00:10:55,846 Let's go do her angry bidding so she doesn't hit us. 199 00:11:04,063 --> 00:11:06,361 Give her six minutes. If she's not done by then, 200 00:11:06,465 --> 00:11:10,094 you go in and club her to death. I'll grab the hose. 201 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:55,269 Hi there. 202 00:11:57,516 --> 00:11:58,881 We just moved in down the way. 203 00:12:03,122 --> 00:12:04,248 Looks like you guys might know 204 00:12:04,356 --> 00:12:07,018 where I could get a washing machine for our rig. 205 00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:21,731 Wow. Look at that. Does it work? 206 00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:25,676 How much you want for it? 207 00:12:28,214 --> 00:12:30,114 $200. Includes delivery. 208 00:12:31,450 --> 00:12:32,508 Sold. 209 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:43,892 Didn't even try to bargain. 210 00:12:43,996 --> 00:12:47,193 What's the matter with you? Where's your Jewish half? 211 00:12:51,570 --> 00:12:53,128 Got to pee! 212 00:13:01,914 --> 00:13:03,814 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. 213 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:22,858 Nance? You in there? 214 00:13:25,171 --> 00:13:27,366 Oh, my God. Get it together. 215 00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:28,701 - Sorry. Okay. - We got company. 216 00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:37,175 Right here is fine. 217 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:42,687 Weed? 218 00:13:43,455 --> 00:13:45,616 It's the previous owner. We're still airing it out. 219 00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:49,522 I'll buy, if you have. It's been a long time. 220 00:13:50,529 --> 00:13:51,928 Not yet, but... 221 00:13:54,466 --> 00:13:56,696 He was in a much better mood when he used to get high. 222 00:13:56,802 --> 00:13:57,860 - I'm Simon. - Nathalie. 223 00:13:57,970 --> 00:13:59,028 - Hey. - Randy. 224 00:13:59,138 --> 00:14:01,163 - Nice to meet you. - I'm Mike. 225 00:14:02,808 --> 00:14:05,072 Marvin! What are the chances of you being here? 226 00:14:05,311 --> 00:14:06,778 - This is great! - Simon. 227 00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:10,008 - U-Turn? - Simon. 228 00:14:10,816 --> 00:14:13,512 This is my brother Shawn. 229 00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:16,954 And our family friend Ted. 230 00:14:17,256 --> 00:14:18,951 - Hey. - Son! 231 00:14:19,491 --> 00:14:21,288 All right, I'll get going. You guys have a good day. 232 00:14:21,393 --> 00:14:22,553 See you. 233 00:14:23,095 --> 00:14:25,063 - Sorry, man, they all... - Mission accomplished. 234 00:14:25,164 --> 00:14:26,426 We have a full tank of water. 235 00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:28,697 Hey, I'm in there when you're finished. 236 00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:31,031 Want something done? Ask a busy person. 237 00:14:39,445 --> 00:14:41,174 Doug, where'd you get the water? 238 00:14:44,783 --> 00:14:47,081 You people got a little fucking confused! 239 00:14:47,186 --> 00:14:48,210 Really? How so? 240 00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:51,016 Taking my grandmother's water! That wasn't your water! 241 00:14:51,323 --> 00:14:52,915 Who the fuck are you anyway? 242 00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:54,749 I've never heard of "God is awesome!" 243 00:14:54,860 --> 00:14:55,849 We must've made a mistake. 244 00:14:55,961 --> 00:14:59,055 I'll say you made a mistake! You made a big mistake! 245 00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:02,260 What's your name? 246 00:15:02,368 --> 00:15:03,562 Keith. 247 00:15:03,669 --> 00:15:05,000 Okay, Keith. 248 00:15:07,306 --> 00:15:09,467 Would 10 bucks help? 249 00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:12,442 I've got to go back to town now to the KOA to refill, 250 00:15:12,544 --> 00:15:14,409 and it's 23 miles away! 251 00:15:16,315 --> 00:15:19,512 How about $20? $20 is a lot of money for water. 252 00:15:19,618 --> 00:15:22,086 Yeah, $20. No, $40! Fucking $50! 253 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,652 Keith! My son! Forgive us! 254 00:15:25,824 --> 00:15:28,190 No, fucking, no. What are you? 255 00:15:28,294 --> 00:15:31,661 I'm Pastor Randy. This is Nathalie, leader of our choir. 256 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,163 Well, God hates me. 257 00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:34,789 My grandma says I'm going to hell 258 00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:37,232 for everything that I did, so if you think I'm gonna listen... 259 00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:41,329 I've just reached my limit of deep outlaw shit, so... 260 00:15:42,808 --> 00:15:46,175 Good luck to you, and I'll see you later. 261 00:15:48,647 --> 00:15:49,807 Walk with me, my child. 262 00:15:49,915 --> 00:15:51,712 - Don't touch me! - All right. 263 00:15:51,817 --> 00:15:53,250 Just keep the bat in front of you. 264 00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:16,434 He should have been baptized. 265 00:16:17,009 --> 00:16:19,705 It was a mistake I have regretted my whole life. 266 00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:22,511 Would you like to add on our special mobile-home blessing? 267 00:16:22,614 --> 00:16:25,708 $99. Day of baptism special. New clients only. 268 00:16:30,189 --> 00:16:33,556 Assistant Pastor Ted will come and get you when we're ready. 269 00:16:33,859 --> 00:16:36,692 Thank you. Thank you so much. 270 00:17:21,507 --> 00:17:22,735 Customer! 271 00:17:37,089 --> 00:17:38,954 Customer taking a beer! 272 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:47,523 Customer looking for bottle opener in weird, empty, dismal, podunk bar. 273 00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:54,896 It's right behind you. On the string hanging on the wall. 274 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,366 What the hell is that? 275 00:18:23,368 --> 00:18:24,926 My father's. 276 00:18:28,173 --> 00:18:30,437 So, ladies have to sit at the tables. 277 00:18:32,177 --> 00:18:33,439 Your dad still alive? 278 00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:36,038 Nope. 279 00:18:36,515 --> 00:18:38,176 Maybe it's time to take that down. 280 00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:41,076 Nah. 281 00:18:44,756 --> 00:18:46,223 You want to buy a Lincoln Town Car? 282 00:18:47,392 --> 00:18:48,825 Not my style. 283 00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:50,386 No. 284 00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:52,592 You drive a pick-up truck. 285 00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:54,657 Ten, 15 years old. 286 00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:56,432 Still has a cassette player. 287 00:18:56,535 --> 00:18:58,901 With a tape stuck in it. 288 00:19:08,413 --> 00:19:11,439 Customer excusing complete lack of service 289 00:19:11,550 --> 00:19:13,381 and pouring herself a shot. 290 00:20:01,099 --> 00:20:03,192 What are you doing? No! Not now! 291 00:20:03,302 --> 00:20:04,997 Get dressed! Cover up this shit! 292 00:20:05,103 --> 00:20:07,094 Come on! They'll be here soon. 293 00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:09,835 - Where's Silas? - Went to borrow a pool. 294 00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:10,909 Hey, can I eat this? 295 00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:13,776 - No. - Put away the hash, get dressed, 296 00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:16,211 gather up all the Jesus crap, and meet me outside. 297 00:20:16,315 --> 00:20:19,250 Get your shit together! It's almost show time! 298 00:20:20,319 --> 00:20:21,286 Thanks for the pool. 299 00:20:21,987 --> 00:20:23,215 My dad won't miss it. 300 00:20:24,089 --> 00:20:25,113 You guys staying a while? 301 00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:27,652 I guess. 302 00:20:28,026 --> 00:20:29,493 What happened? 303 00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,087 With what? 304 00:20:32,497 --> 00:20:33,521 Come on, man. 305 00:20:33,632 --> 00:20:36,157 Nobody is here who has anyplace better they can be. 306 00:20:36,335 --> 00:20:39,793 It's pretty much the end of the road. So, what happened with you guys? 307 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,479 My dad, he shot somebody. 308 00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:52,849 It was a mistake, but we can't go back now. 309 00:20:54,453 --> 00:20:55,442 The guy didn't die. 310 00:21:00,525 --> 00:21:01,787 We weren't so lucky. 311 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,893 Son of Christ God! 312 00:21:09,301 --> 00:21:12,702 Welcome into heaven happily our son Keith, 313 00:21:13,372 --> 00:21:16,864 child of the Lord, flower of the field. 314 00:21:17,409 --> 00:21:20,867 - Praise him! - Help our son be washed clean. 315 00:21:21,413 --> 00:21:24,814 Wash him of his sins like river currents. 316 00:21:26,251 --> 00:21:29,846 Your Holy Word swooshing over him! 317 00:21:30,222 --> 00:21:31,519 He is risen! Yes! Hallelujah! 318 00:21:31,723 --> 00:21:33,315 Wash anew! 319 00:21:36,828 --> 00:21:38,159 I'm saved, Granny! 320 00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:44,363 Praise Jesus! 321 00:22:09,194 --> 00:22:10,821 No smoking. State law. 322 00:22:12,230 --> 00:22:13,390 Yeah. 323 00:22:14,066 --> 00:22:17,126 Wouldn't want to piss off the only other customer. 324 00:22:21,573 --> 00:22:22,562 Do you mind? 325 00:22:23,675 --> 00:22:25,108 No? He doesn't mind. 326 00:22:31,550 --> 00:22:33,677 Closing early. Sorry, Thomas. 327 00:22:49,534 --> 00:22:52,560 I said no smoking. You don't listen. 328 00:22:54,573 --> 00:22:56,165 What did you say? 329 00:22:56,441 --> 00:22:59,239 No. I don't listen. 330 00:23:00,145 --> 00:23:02,045 Do you need someone to make you? 331 00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:49,253 My cousin might want the car. 332 00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:51,657 How much? 333 00:24:11,216 --> 00:24:13,047 - $483. - Jesus! 334 00:24:13,685 --> 00:24:14,674 Name of the Lord in vain. 335 00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:23,155 Oh, my God. It's him. 336 00:24:25,931 --> 00:24:27,398 He heard you. It's Jesus! 337 00:24:28,033 --> 00:24:31,525 You see? Look! The nose, the eyes, the mouth, the beard. 338 00:24:31,803 --> 00:24:33,668 It's a door, Doug. You're wasted. 339 00:24:33,839 --> 00:24:35,773 You know, I got to say, 340 00:24:35,874 --> 00:24:38,365 I think the Holy Spirit was actually moving through me. 341 00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:40,877 Those words that I said, I don't know where they came from. 342 00:24:41,847 --> 00:24:44,680 Maybe I am Him. Capital "H." 343 00:24:44,783 --> 00:24:46,774 Who's to say? Jesus was a Jew. 344 00:24:46,985 --> 00:24:48,850 Don't get that dirty. I have you scheduled 345 00:24:48,954 --> 00:24:51,354 for a memorial service at 9:00 in the morning, 346 00:24:51,456 --> 00:24:53,287 a baby christening at 10:15, 347 00:24:53,391 --> 00:24:56,326 and a remarriage ceremony at 2:00 in front of the saloon. 348 00:24:56,428 --> 00:24:59,693 - And I got down payments for all of them. - Score! 349 00:25:00,699 --> 00:25:04,328 Let's just do what we need to do here and move on, okay? 350 00:25:05,203 --> 00:25:06,261 I don't want to be here forever. 351 00:25:06,872 --> 00:25:08,499 Fine. Antsy pants. 352 00:25:34,666 --> 00:25:36,827 Hey. I didn't get your name. 353 00:25:37,469 --> 00:25:38,993 No, you didn't. 354 00:25:58,189 --> 00:26:00,885 Quit moving. You're shaking the bed. 355 00:26:03,128 --> 00:26:04,618 I like it here. 356 00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:09,666 You got laid. 357 00:26:10,302 --> 00:26:14,068 I want to stay here for a while. Can we stay for a while? I wanna stay. 358 00:26:25,383 --> 00:26:26,577 Whore! 359 00:26:27,953 --> 00:26:30,148 Piece of shit slut whore! 360 00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:37,658 There you are! Good morning! 361 00:26:37,796 --> 00:26:38,820 What's going on? 362 00:26:39,497 --> 00:26:41,124 Hey! Cut the crap. 363 00:26:44,202 --> 00:26:45,362 Did you have a good night? 364 00:26:48,506 --> 00:26:49,734 - Shit. - Yeah. 365 00:26:49,841 --> 00:26:52,901 Did you have a good time fucking someone else's husband, whore? 366 00:26:53,645 --> 00:26:55,704 - Kids. - Daddy! 367 00:26:55,914 --> 00:26:57,779 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Let's go. 368 00:26:57,983 --> 00:26:59,712 Wait, aren't you gonna introduce us? 369 00:26:59,818 --> 00:27:01,479 I'm Spot. This is Jack. 370 00:27:01,786 --> 00:27:02,810 Sound familiar? 371 00:27:02,921 --> 00:27:04,013 - Sorry. - Sorry? 372 00:27:04,122 --> 00:27:06,283 Did you really just fucking say that to her? 373 00:27:06,391 --> 00:27:08,621 Kids, get in the truck. Let's go. Roll up the windows. 374 00:27:08,727 --> 00:27:10,319 Get in the truck. Come on. 375 00:27:11,062 --> 00:27:13,053 Is this the location for the memorial service? 376 00:27:13,698 --> 00:27:14,824 Fuck yeah! 377 00:27:14,933 --> 00:27:17,060 Yeah, led by the whore of Babylon! 378 00:27:17,602 --> 00:27:19,092 - Husband-fucker! - Hey! 379 00:27:19,270 --> 00:27:21,761 - He wasn't wearing a ring! - Okay, okay, enough. 380 00:27:21,873 --> 00:27:23,431 My brethren! My flock! 381 00:27:23,541 --> 00:27:26,169 Let's meet down the road a bit, shall we? I'll be there in a minute. 382 00:27:26,945 --> 00:27:28,139 I'm not saved! 383 00:27:30,248 --> 00:27:33,479 I did meth today! I'm so high! 384 00:27:34,019 --> 00:27:36,613 I feel awful! And great! 385 00:27:37,856 --> 00:27:39,084 You are liars! 386 00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:42,855 You were supposed to clean his soul! 387 00:27:43,795 --> 00:27:46,525 Liars! Fakes! 388 00:27:47,165 --> 00:27:48,894 I want my damn money back! 389 00:27:54,939 --> 00:27:56,065 Give me my money! 390 00:28:02,747 --> 00:28:04,009 Fake! 391 00:28:09,954 --> 00:28:11,285 I hope he was worth it. 392 00:28:11,389 --> 00:28:12,788 He got the job done. 393 00:28:14,626 --> 00:28:16,856 I want to see those washers going 24/7. 394 00:28:16,961 --> 00:28:20,294 This family's gonna make hash. Lots of it. 395 00:28:21,266 --> 00:28:22,426 Won't that be nice?