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<i>Previously on</i> Weeds:

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<i>call for evacuation in lower Majestic.</i>

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<i>All evacuees are welcome here to the</i>
<i>Summer Canyon Recreation Center.</i>

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<i>Where there's fire</i>
<i>People like to smoke</i>

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Okay, we need to be leaving.
I smell smoke.

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I'm opening up a club.
Heylia's Compassionate Care.

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Nancy, if it all burns down,
what are you gonna do?

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I guess l'd have to go.

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Agrestic-- Shit. Majestic police.

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Clear out. The fire's up the block,
and it's moving fast.

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Holy shit.

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That house belongs to Celia.

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Because she was my lover.

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And it was good.

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So you buy her a house...

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...and I assume you're fucking her
in said house.

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She of the magical,
house-earning pussy.

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-Celia Hodes?
-Yeah?

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Nancy Botwin.

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I just got a call from Guillermo,
and I need to go meet him.

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No. You need to stop hanging out
with bad people.

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The man set a town on fire.

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I could use you.

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I'm not selling for you.

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-I'm nobody's bitch anymore.
-We take you off the sales floor.

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That's for the little people.
Navigator. I get stuck in traffic a lot.

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Traffic?

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Do you have some sort of a plan?

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I'm working on it.

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Am I under arrest?
All right, how long is this gonna take?

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Why don't I ask my questions,
and then we can get to yours?

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Well, could you turn down
the air conditioning?

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I am in a sundress.

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-Can I have a Diet Coke?
-Again with the questions.

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I'm starting to see what did it for Groff.
He never had to get on top.

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-I beg your pardon?
-How tall are you, like 5'8"?

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Shouldn't you be asking questions
about drug things?

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Okay. Was sex like a drug to you?

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I don't know what he told you, but
Sullivan Groff is a lying piece of shit.

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So you never had
a sexual relationship with him?

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A sexual relationship
that resulted in his giving you a house.

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A house which was later used
for the growing...

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...and cultivation of marijuana.

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That house was never in my name.
I was just living there.

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Then my idiot ex-husband
had an accident...

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...and I saw an opportunity
to make some money...

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...by renting it out to someone
I thought was a friend.

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What she did with it
has nothing to do with me.

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You should be questioning
Nancy Botwin.

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Did a bird just crap on my head?

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No.

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What is with all the birds?

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Shane, you should use the bathroom
before we get back in the car.

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-Can I ride with Uncle Andy?
-Didn't you like listening to <i>Radiolab?</i>

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Best bathroom graffiti ever.
At least in the top 1 0.

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<i>Here I sit</i>

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<i>Cheeks a-flexin'</i>

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<i>Giving birth to a baby Texan</i>

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I think that's offensive to Texans.

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-Only the baby ones.
-Shane wants to ride with you.

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Oh, sorry, buddy,
the plasma's riding shotgun.

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Please tell me
you washed your hands.

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Mom's car smells like gas.
It's giving me a headache.

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My car smells like gas?

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I don't think it's the car.

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No, it's your mother.

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-She smells like gas.
-I don't smell anything.

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-You smell like gas.
-Must've spilled when I was pumping.

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We haven't stopped at a gas station.

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Do we know where we're going, or
are we just driving around randomly?

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-We're on the run, aren't we?
-These are solid questions.

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-We're going to Ren Mar.
-What? Whoa, what?

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-Ren Mar? Back up.
-Yeah, moving forward.

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We're going to see Bubbie.

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-Bubbie?
-Doesn't Bubbie hate you?

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She just hates that I'm not Jewish.
It's not personal.

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No, I think she hates you too.

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Well, she loves
her great-grandchildren.

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I've only met her twice,
and once was at Dad's funeral.

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She kept calling me "gooshey purim,"
or something.

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<i>"Goyishe punim. "</i>
That's, "You got face like a goy."

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She's family. She lives by the beach.
That's the plan.

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Let's get back on the road. Shane,
you sure you don't need to pee...

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...or birth a Texan before we go?

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-No.
-Hey, can I go with you?

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-Mom's car smells like gas.
-How am I not smelling it?

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Never mind. I'll drive the van.

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The three of you can take the Prius.

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All right? Will that make
everyone happy?

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Flying flu bag.

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I hate birds.

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Dad once told me
Bubbie killed the neighbor's dog.

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-No one could ever prove that.
-What's she like?

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Oh, she's great, actually, and a bitch,
but in a great, tough-cookie way.

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Old people creep me out.

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Okay, fine. I spilled gas on myself
when I was pouring it on the furniture.

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What? Yes.

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I set the house on fire.

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Okay? It's done. It's gone.

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I'm sure the real fire would've gotten to
it anyway. I just wanted to make sure.

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It's time to move on...

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...so let's move on.

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Questions answered.

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Mystery solved.

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And there were growers.
Heylia and Conrad.

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I don't know their last names,
but they were black.

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And the gay lndian kid
and the Christian girl.

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You seem to know a whole lot
about the operation for a landlady.

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I'm telling you,
you want Nancy Botwin, not me.

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How do you know what I want?
I'm full of surprises.

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I have a parasitic twin
growing out of my stomach.

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Seriously?

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You'll have to get me naked
to know for sure.

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Are you trying to flirt with me?
ls that what this is?

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-That's pathetic.
-That is?

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You're the "drugs are wrong" lady,
and you were running a grow house.

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I got a picture here
of you with Sasquatch.

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You like costume play?

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I wanna go home.

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The one with the pot plants, or the one
with the injured, idiot ex-husband?

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Whichever one hasn't burned down.

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Very good point. You could
be homeless for all we know.

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Thank goodness you have a place
to sleep for the night.

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-What do you mean?
-I'm gonna keep you for a while.

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Check out your story.

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I'll have someone bring you
a pop and a sweater.

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-Diet Coke.
-No, princess.

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Diet Shasta, in a can,
room temperature, no straw.

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Say thank you.

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-Fuck you. I haven't done anything.
-We'll see.

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I want a lawyer.

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Are you looking?
I'm about to do the spinny-spin.

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Yeah, I'm looking. One second.

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Wait, that wasn't it. Hold on.
It's gonna be really good.

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What the hell happened to you?
I've been sitting here, calling.

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Sorry about that. My phone battery
conked out around Oceanside.

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Mine was on mute.

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My phone was fine,
but I've been ignoring your calls.

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I'm mad at you for burning
our house down without thinking...

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...maybe some of us would've liked to
go back and get a few more things out.

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Stuff, Shane. All replaceable.

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We've got the computer.
We've got the photo album.

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-You got the photo album?
-Yes, of course I did. Think I forgot?

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Well, did you get that box
of loose pictures from the garage?

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I did. It's in the back of the van.

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Well, then...

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...good.

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I'll answer your call next time.

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This house looks cool.

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Well, good.

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There's an amazing German deli
in Carlsbad.

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I brought you zwiebelbraten
with spaetzle.

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You might wanna heat it up.

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-You're an asshole.
-Fine, I'll eat it.

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So no one's home?

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I wouldn't say that. Some giant
killer dog is home. I rang the bell.

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It barked like it was gonna lunge
through a window and bite my head off.

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-Bubbie hates dogs.
-I think she's gotten over it.

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-Where are we gonna sleep?
-Maybe she's taking a walk.

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Bubbie was always a big walker.

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Why would you go walking
without your dog?

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-I'm telling you, she hates dogs.
-She doesn't really have a dog.

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That's Rad.

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That's his name. Rad.

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He's 1 0,
and he's read the whole <i>Narnia</i> series.

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And now he's moved on
to <i>His Dark Materials...</i>

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...and he likes it so far.

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His parents are divorced and he wants
to be an inventor and a robot builder.

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Favorite color is green. Favorite
animal is the Komodo dragon...

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...which can eat up to 80 percent of its
weight. He thinks dodge ball is gay.

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That's how long I've been sitting here
waiting for you guys.

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-And Bubbie definitely has a dog.
-No, it's the doorbell.

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-Her doorbell barks?
-Yeah.

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Check it out.

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-See? I do it all the time.
-I'll bet she loves that.

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-You couldn't have told me earlier?
-You didn't ask.

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She's probably in there.
She never comes out.

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My mom won't let me trick-or-treat
here on Halloween.

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I know how to get in.

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Used to do it all the time
when we were kids.

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-How?
-None of your business.

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lf Shane's too heavy to heave up to the
pergola, you might find out. Let's do it.

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Wow, the ocean's like a block away.

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It's nice, isn't it?

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Think it could be good.

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Whenever I swim in the ocean,
I get a really sick rash.

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-Good to know.
-I'll buy you a wet suit.

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All right, he's in.

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We can't stay here.

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<i>Attention, evacuees. More blankets....</i>

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Check it out. It's snowing in SoCal.

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Except they're warm snowflakes.

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Tastes like loss.

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And muffins.

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-Mine tastes like a vinyl sofa.
-When FEMA gives us hotel vouchers...

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...do you wanna combine them
and get, like, a ginormous suite?

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-A sweet suite? A dude suite?
-A dude suite with lsabelle.

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Okay, well, she's almost a dude.

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I'm not ready to make that judgment
until she's past puberty.

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Well, either way, she's cool.
She can hang with us.

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-Hey, do you still poop yourself?
-You don't have to worry about it.

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So you do poop yourself?

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I can get onto a toilet
and evacuate my bowels.

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Okay, you used to poop yourself,
but now you don't. Okay, then.

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Doug Wilson,
I'm Agent Shlatter with the DEA.

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He's a cripple with a doctor's note.
I'm just keeping him company.

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Maybe she's just taking a nap.

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Hey, Bubbie? It's me, Andy.

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You sleeping? lf you're sleeping, I'm
gonna go through your purse, Bubbie.

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I'm gonna look at your driver's license,
find out your real age.

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I'm also gonna take all your $5 bills.

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She's not sleeping.
She's somewhere far, far away.

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-This is totally creepy.
-Jesus, time is cruel.

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-We should start taking fish oil.
-And green tea.

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Yeah, because that'll totally reverse
the effects of 90-plus years of life.

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Get real. It's all downhill from 30 on.

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-Shut up.
-Be quiet.

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-What did they say?
-That the nurse was fired a month ago.

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Said a family member called
and said he was taking over her care.

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Oh, shit, family member?
No, no, no. Forget this. I'm leaving.

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Oh, no, wait. We don't know for sure.
Don't you have cousins?

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lsn't he on a riverboat somewhere?

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He probably sunk it.
It's him. I know it's him.

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Look. Look around.

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Paintings missing from the wall.

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All right, here we go.
Tchotchkes missing.

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Bubbie's watching
the World Poker Tour?

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Look.

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-He's here.
-Who's here?

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Who the fuck is here?
I've got a vicious dog.

231
00:13:33,946 --> 00:13:37,677
He'll bite your thieving balls off.
You better start running.

232
00:13:38,284 --> 00:13:39,478
Oh, Christ.

233
00:13:40,085 --> 00:13:43,350
Hey, Dad, you can
call off the doorbell.

234
00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:44,853
It's your family.

235
00:14:00,739 --> 00:14:02,070
Hello, Len.

236
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:06,042
Why do I smell gasoline?

237
00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:11,581
How stoned are you two?

238
00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:15,049
-I'm--
-We're baked out of our skulls.

239
00:14:15,254 --> 00:14:19,247
-But you, you shouldn't do drugs.
-You've convinced me.

240
00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:22,222
Don't touch me. Don't touch me.

241
00:14:22,761 --> 00:14:24,752
Oh, shit.
What do you think she told them?

242
00:14:24,964 --> 00:14:26,488
-Everything.
-Oh, God.

243
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:30,226
I'm gonna go to jail. I'm gonna get
raped. lt'll make me hate being gay.

244
00:14:30,436 --> 00:14:34,065
Hey, hey, careful.
They could be "istening-lay."

245
00:14:34,273 --> 00:14:35,900
They could be what?

246
00:14:36,108 --> 00:14:38,235
-"Othing-nay."
-No one's going to jail.

247
00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:41,345
Get your stories straight. They
wanna know who's running things.

248
00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:44,072
-We could turn in Conrad and Heylia.
-They're long gone.

249
00:14:44,283 --> 00:14:47,446
Of course they are. Black guys
never get arrested. But here we sit...

250
00:14:47,653 --> 00:14:50,144
...two milks and a cappuccino,
rousted by the man.

251
00:14:50,356 --> 00:14:51,345
Mr. Wilson?

252
00:14:58,397 --> 00:15:00,456
You know the name. Use it.

253
00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:04,397
Celia. Celia Hodes. H-O-D-E-S.

254
00:15:04,603 --> 00:15:06,036
She ran the whole thing.

255
00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:10,800
She won't know I said anything, right?
Because she is super fierce.

256
00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:12,978
Oh, Celia scares me.

257
00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:15,235
She's the boss.

258
00:15:15,447 --> 00:15:16,436
Nancy?

259
00:15:17,182 --> 00:15:18,171
Never.

260
00:15:18,384 --> 00:15:21,319
She's got two children. Wasn't
she married to one of your guys?

261
00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:24,546
How crazy would that be?
The drug dealer and the DEA agent.

262
00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:28,627
No. Makes no sense.

263
00:15:28,827 --> 00:15:31,990
Nancy? She and Celia
were in PTA together...

264
00:15:32,197 --> 00:15:35,462
...and they were friends for a while,
but I think they kind of drifted.

265
00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:38,000
Probably because
my ex was becoming a drug dealer.

266
00:15:38,203 --> 00:15:39,431
Nancy who?

267
00:15:40,539 --> 00:15:43,565
I do know one Nancy,
but her name used to be Vince.

268
00:15:45,377 --> 00:15:47,572
ls that the same person
you're talking about?

269
00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:50,171
Vince?

270
00:15:50,382 --> 00:15:51,508
No?

271
00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:58,679
-How could you leave her like this?
-I had errands.

272
00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:01,587
-You were at the track.
-And the Rite Aid.

273
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:02,818
She was fine.

274
00:16:03,028 --> 00:16:06,122
I changed all her bags, cleaned her up
and turned on the television.

275
00:16:06,332 --> 00:16:09,995
It's not like she has anywhere to go.
And I was back before dinner.

276
00:16:10,202 --> 00:16:14,263
And excuse me, who the hell are you,
bursting in here like this...

277
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:16,964
...and telling me
how to take care of Grandma?

278
00:16:17,609 --> 00:16:19,270
With Not-Francie, no less.

279
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,311
-Who?
-It's your mother. Never mind.

280
00:16:22,514 --> 00:16:23,708
Her name is Nancy.

281
00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:26,942
-He knows that. He just won't say it.
-Who's Francie?

282
00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:29,586
That's the woman
your father should've married.

283
00:16:29,788 --> 00:16:32,052
Francie's wonderful.
She's an eye doctor.

284
00:16:32,257 --> 00:16:35,715
Beautiful, tiny hands
that bring sight to the blind.

285
00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:38,863
She married a cantor,
has four children...

286
00:16:39,064 --> 00:16:41,157
...and is still
the number one LASlK surgeon...

287
00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:43,335
...in the whole North County area.

288
00:16:43,535 --> 00:16:46,026
Gave me a discount.
Now I can see perfect.

289
00:16:46,238 --> 00:16:48,035
She's wonderful.

290
00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:54,845
-What is that?
-Zwiebelbraten with spaetzle.

291
00:16:55,047 --> 00:16:57,709
-What?
-I don't know. It's German.

292
00:16:58,717 --> 00:17:00,548
You sit in my mother's living room...

293
00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:03,313
...eating German food
and smelling like gas.

294
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:07,686
She was at Auschwitz, for chrissake.
What kind of a monster are you?

295
00:17:07,893 --> 00:17:12,489
I'm a terrible shiksa monster
here to terrorize your clan.

296
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:16,361
What do you want from me, Len?
It's been 20 years.

297
00:17:16,568 --> 00:17:21,369
-Can you get over it already?
-Hey, Judah stopped talking to us.

298
00:17:21,573 --> 00:17:24,406
Because you'd only call me
Not-Francie.

299
00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:26,771
Because you refused
to come to our wedding.

300
00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:29,539
The one time we came down here
after Silas was born...

301
00:17:29,748 --> 00:17:31,443
...you told us the baby had eczema...

302
00:17:31,650 --> 00:17:33,709
...because Judah watered down
the gene pool.

303
00:17:33,919 --> 00:17:36,387
Look who's keeping lists.

304
00:17:36,755 --> 00:17:39,553
-Your skin looks much improved.
-Gee, thanks.

305
00:17:40,325 --> 00:17:42,589
Len, your mother is dying.

306
00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:45,764
You're not looking so hot yourself.
lsn't it time to make peace?

307
00:17:45,964 --> 00:17:48,091
What do you mean
I'm not looking so hot myself?

308
00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:52,930
I've got my hair and muscle tone,
and I have excellent posture.

309
00:17:53,138 --> 00:17:55,868
Well, fine, Len,
you're a god among men.

310
00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:57,674
How could I have been so blind?

311
00:17:57,876 --> 00:18:01,039
Must be a little distracted
because my house burned down.

312
00:18:03,282 --> 00:18:05,147
What, did you leave a scarf
over a lamp?

313
00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:09,049
I know people do that sometimes
to help with the mood lighting.

314
00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:12,314
But, you know, before you know it,
everything's in flames.

315
00:18:12,524 --> 00:18:15,493
-Do you not watch the news?
-I watch <i>SportsCenter.</i>

316
00:18:16,695 --> 00:18:19,220
Okay. See that?

317
00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:22,093
Great big fire? Our house,
somewhere in the middle of it.

318
00:18:22,301 --> 00:18:23,598
It's gone now.

319
00:18:23,802 --> 00:18:25,827
Oh, all he cares about's
his sportsbook.

320
00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:28,006
Like I'm gonna make money on a fire.

321
00:18:28,574 --> 00:18:31,168
Let's just go, huh?
We can stay at a motel.

322
00:18:31,376 --> 00:18:36,439
No, Andy. We can't stay at a motel.
We've been driving all day.

323
00:18:36,648 --> 00:18:39,446
-Apparently, I smell like gas.
-Apparently?

324
00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:44,889
Kids are tired. l'd rather not use
a credit card and leave a paper trail.

325
00:18:45,090 --> 00:18:47,991
-What, are you on the run?
-Yes.

326
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:51,956
Well, that, at least,
I can wrap my head around.

327
00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:53,761
All right.

328
00:18:55,601 --> 00:18:58,069
Here's what we'll do.
You and your brother, Klaus...

329
00:18:58,270 --> 00:18:59,703
...can stay in Judah's old room.

330
00:18:59,905 --> 00:19:01,532
That was my room too.

331
00:19:01,940 --> 00:19:04,773
You can sleep in Judah
and Not-Judah's old room.

332
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,706
There are sheets in the hall closet.

333
00:19:07,379 --> 00:19:10,041
Not-Francie can sleep
in Bubbie's room.

334
00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:15,611
-Thank you.
-All right, we'll see.

335
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:18,654
-So, what'd he do?
-Why do you assume it's me?

336
00:19:18,857 --> 00:19:23,794
-Because it's always you.
-Okay, shower time.

337
00:19:27,966 --> 00:19:30,332
Why are you always
such a prick to me?

338
00:19:30,536 --> 00:19:34,302
I'm just not sure you're mine,
so I keep an emotional distance.

339
00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:37,600
lf only it were true and I wasn't looking
at the Ghost of Hanukkah Future...

340
00:19:37,809 --> 00:19:40,039
...fighting the urge
to throw myself off a cliff.

341
00:19:40,245 --> 00:19:42,543
Oh, such drama.

342
00:19:42,748 --> 00:19:46,309
Hey, I get laid all the time,
and I shit like a Swiss train.

343
00:19:46,718 --> 00:19:50,154
You should be so lucky.
You can sleep on the couch.

344
00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:52,550
-You wanna play poker tomorrow?
-No.

345
00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:54,385
Okay.

346
00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:58,655
Rinse off the Nazi plate, will you?
And turn the TV back to my channel.

347
00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:01,526
I'm gonna change Ma's diaper
and clean her feeding tubes...

348
00:20:01,733 --> 00:20:06,136
...and give her a new nightgown.
You should go away. It's not pretty.

349
00:20:06,338 --> 00:20:07,828
-I can take it.
-Great.

350
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:11,842
-I'll be in the kitchen.
-Good.

351
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:14,535
Hey, I'm hungry. Make me a sandwich.

352
00:20:14,746 --> 00:20:16,737
We're gonna have to have
a discussion...

353
00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:20,908
...about how long this heartwarming
family reunion's gonna last.

354
00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:24,947
I like Shane,
despite his stupid cowboy name.

355
00:20:25,157 --> 00:20:28,285
See, he looks like
my side of the family.

356
00:20:28,493 --> 00:20:30,188
The rest of you...

357
00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:31,453
I don't know.

358
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:33,330
We shall see.

359
00:20:33,532 --> 00:20:36,558
All right, get ready, Mom.
Rolling you left.

360
00:20:38,804 --> 00:20:41,898
Oh, Ma.

361
00:20:42,107 --> 00:20:45,941
They're lying. They're all lying.

362
00:20:46,144 --> 00:20:47,577
Please help me.

363
00:20:51,283 --> 00:20:54,252
I think you're very handsome.

364
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,454
Come in.

365
00:21:10,135 --> 00:21:11,796
-The boys asleep?
-Yeah.

366
00:21:13,238 --> 00:21:14,535
It's totally freaking me out.

367
00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:17,265
Shane's sleeping
on my old <i>Star Wars</i> sheets.

368
00:21:17,476 --> 00:21:21,037
Silas found one of Judah's <i>Playboys</i>
from 1 9 79 under the mattress.

369
00:21:21,246 --> 00:21:25,046
Candy Loving on the cover,
Dorothy Stratten centerfold.

370
00:21:25,550 --> 00:21:29,577
It's beautiful.
I'm having jerk-off flashbacks.

371
00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:31,688
My old stains...

372
00:21:31,890 --> 00:21:33,323
...are still on the wall.

373
00:21:33,525 --> 00:21:36,426
My children are sleeping
next to their unborn cousins.

374
00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:38,653
I'm thrilled.

375
00:21:38,864 --> 00:21:43,927
Hey, this is where Judah and l
grew from boys to men.

376
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:47,003
-How often did you guys come here?
-Three, four times a night.

377
00:21:47,205 --> 00:21:50,436
-You're an animal.
-Every year, every year.

378
00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:52,109
Dad had custody in the summer...

379
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:54,677
...so he'd park us
with Bubbie and go to the track.

380
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:57,314
But it was great, you know?
We loved it.

381
00:21:57,516 --> 00:21:59,677
Judah would bring it up
every once in a while...

382
00:21:59,885 --> 00:22:03,582
...but then he'd remind himself
that he was angry at everyone...

383
00:22:03,789 --> 00:22:07,555
...and he'd shut down.

384
00:22:07,759 --> 00:22:09,522
Yeah, well, that was the past.

385
00:22:09,728 --> 00:22:13,459
You were his future.
I think he was happy with his choice.

386
00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:15,690
Well, thank you.

387
00:22:16,268 --> 00:22:18,498
He once showed me naked pictures
of you, you know?

388
00:22:18,704 --> 00:22:21,537
-Bullshit.
-You hadn't been dating that long.

389
00:22:21,740 --> 00:22:26,803
He wasn't taking you seriously yet.
You had a silver-sequined bowler hat.

390
00:22:29,481 --> 00:22:31,847
That asshole.

391
00:22:33,585 --> 00:22:35,576
I... I can't believe--

392
00:22:35,787 --> 00:22:38,779
He swore he'd destroy-- I can't-- I...

393
00:22:38,990 --> 00:22:41,356
-Fucking asshole.
-Sometimes.

394
00:22:41,793 --> 00:22:45,661
Just because he's dead
doesn't mean he was a saint.

395
00:22:46,531 --> 00:22:48,829
It's weird seeing
all these old pictures around.

396
00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:52,902
-Wait. What pictures? They're here?
-No. I mean, maybe. I don't know.

397
00:22:53,105 --> 00:22:54,629
I'm gonna look for them tomorrow.

398
00:22:54,840 --> 00:23:00,039
No, I was just talking about
all the pictures around the house.

399
00:23:00,245 --> 00:23:05,239
Oh, yeah. It is a little overkill, isn't it?
Judah, Judah, Judah.

400
00:23:05,450 --> 00:23:08,578
And, of course, the fabulous Francie.

401
00:23:09,688 --> 00:23:11,713
God.

402
00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:16,953
Look how young and smiley.
Gorgeous.

403
00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:19,690
You really think I made him happy?

404
00:23:22,167 --> 00:23:27,537
This was before he chipped his tooth.
Then he got that fake one.

405
00:23:28,774 --> 00:23:32,710
-Nancy, what are we doing here?
-We're starting a new life. Fresh.

406
00:23:33,612 --> 00:23:35,637
The beach.

407
00:23:35,847 --> 00:23:39,305
Houses buiIt before 1 99 7.

408
00:23:39,518 --> 00:23:40,576
Clean air.

409
00:23:41,553 --> 00:23:42,986
I bet the schools are good.

410
00:23:43,188 --> 00:23:46,123
I hadn't counted on the dying woman
in the living room, but--

411
00:23:46,324 --> 00:23:49,122
You have a plan, don't you?
It's not about the clean air.

412
00:23:49,327 --> 00:23:50,726
It's all part of a plan.

413
00:23:51,630 --> 00:23:54,531
I might have a plan.

414
00:23:54,733 --> 00:23:55,722
Or the start of one.

415
00:23:55,934 --> 00:23:58,402
A plan in the planning stages,
if you will.

416
00:23:58,970 --> 00:24:02,167
-Should I be nervous about all this?
-Well, of course you should.

417
00:24:02,374 --> 00:24:04,433
It's the drug business. It's dangerous.

418
00:24:05,310 --> 00:24:09,076
But we're just gonna try and
put all that out of our minds for now.

419
00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:10,475
Think happy thoughts.

420
00:24:12,350 --> 00:24:14,818
Wait. What is it?
You're not thinking happy thoughts.

421
00:24:16,822 --> 00:24:18,949
I saw my grandmother's vagina.

422
00:24:24,229 --> 00:24:27,562
You know, they actually used
old landing strips from Vietnam...

423
00:24:27,766 --> 00:24:29,427
...to build that fence.

424
00:24:29,634 --> 00:24:31,602
From one fucking mistake to another.

425
00:24:32,404 --> 00:24:33,928
You ever been?

426
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:37,631
Let me guess, spring break, right?

427
00:24:37,843 --> 00:24:41,779
Went down with some college friends
to drink some tequila.

428
00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:44,380
Get into something crazy
like a donkey show.

429
00:24:44,783 --> 00:24:48,981
No. No Tijuana.
I always stayed at a resort in Cabo.

430
00:24:49,187 --> 00:24:52,350
I got a sunburn, bought a tin mirror.

431
00:24:53,458 --> 00:24:56,052
Again with the fucking birds.

432
00:24:56,261 --> 00:24:58,559
-I swear they're following me.
-No.

433
00:24:58,763 --> 00:25:01,288
They just squawking
to let their Mexican buddies know...

434
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:04,799
...there's more scraps on this side.
Cleaner water.

435
00:25:05,003 --> 00:25:08,200
Fly on over. There's no wall in the sky.

436
00:25:08,406 --> 00:25:11,136
Maybe we should strap the drugs
to the birds.

437
00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:14,403
We tried it with pigeons.
Can't really carry too much weight.

438
00:25:16,081 --> 00:25:18,811
What's with the numbers on the wall?

439
00:25:19,017 --> 00:25:20,951
Over here, it's for border patrol...

440
00:25:21,152 --> 00:25:24,383
...so they can radio in when
one of the poor, huddled masses...

441
00:25:24,589 --> 00:25:26,386
...yearns to be free.

442
00:25:26,591 --> 00:25:28,491
Over there, it marks territory.

443
00:25:29,060 --> 00:25:31,585
Who controls what part of the wall.

444
00:25:32,264 --> 00:25:36,223
Mexicate Cartel,
they got one through 323.

445
00:25:37,068 --> 00:25:40,595
MZO got 667 to 1 500.

446
00:25:41,706 --> 00:25:46,575
And us, we got what's in front of you:
32 4 to 666.

447
00:25:48,213 --> 00:25:50,306
What, you thought
we worship the devil?

448
00:25:50,515 --> 00:25:53,416
-Shame on you.
-Listen, I'm still unclear.

449
00:25:53,618 --> 00:25:54,744
What's my job here?

450
00:25:54,953 --> 00:26:00,414
Your job is to be a pretty American
lady. Think you can handle it?

451
00:26:00,625 --> 00:26:03,185
And there's big money in it
if you do it real good.

452
00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:05,488
Big, big money?

453
00:26:06,064 --> 00:26:08,760
Man, I'm two years
from retirement myself.

454
00:26:09,968 --> 00:26:11,401
I won't bring heroin.

455
00:26:11,937 --> 00:26:14,633
Man, you got some arbitrary rules
you live by.

456
00:26:14,839 --> 00:26:17,967
-But you standing here, aren't you?
-I won't bring heroin.

457
00:26:19,110 --> 00:26:22,136
All right, then you bring in lots
and lots of <i>mota.</i>

458
00:26:22,347 --> 00:26:24,941
You're still gonna make lots
and lots of cash.

459
00:26:26,251 --> 00:26:28,116
And retire, right?

460
00:26:30,055 --> 00:26:33,286
What are you gonna do with
all your cash and free time?

461
00:26:46,638 --> 00:26:48,538
We'll be in touch.

462
00:26:51,109 --> 00:26:53,703
Welcome to the border.