1 00:00:01,800 --> 00:00:03,775 Previously on Weeds: 2 00:00:03,944 --> 00:00:07,043 My therapist says I'm just acting out because my dad's dead. 3 00:00:07,208 --> 00:00:09,477 -You just called me a dealer. -You are a dealer. 4 00:00:09,640 --> 00:00:11,615 I'm a mother who happens to distribute... 5 00:00:11,784 --> 00:00:13,922 ...illegal products through a sham bakery... 6 00:00:14,088 --> 00:00:16,772 ...set up by my ethically questionable CPA. 7 00:00:16,936 --> 00:00:18,627 The puppies are coming off, Nance. 8 00:00:18,792 --> 00:00:22,437 Chemo is not gonna be another excuse for you to act like a selfish fucking bitch. 9 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:25,502 Just IM'ing my girlfriend. Megan. She's deaf. 10 00:00:27,433 --> 00:00:29,669 Who would do this? Pennies! 11 00:00:29,832 --> 00:00:30,945 Alejandro, isn't it? 12 00:00:31,112 --> 00:00:32,901 You're slinging in my territory, you owe me rent. 13 00:00:33,064 --> 00:00:35,781 -I don't owe you shit. -Then what do you want to do about it? 14 00:01:35,945 --> 00:01:38,596 Hi. Yeah. Yes, you can help me. 15 00:01:38,761 --> 00:01:41,576 You can stop sending me your catalogs. 16 00:01:42,089 --> 00:01:43,616 Why? Because I'm dead. 17 00:01:44,137 --> 00:01:47,433 Yeah. Yes, that's right. Judah Botwin is dead. 18 00:01:47,593 --> 00:01:50,211 Type it in and quit sending your shit to a corpse. 19 00:01:51,753 --> 00:01:54,950 Lupita, you gotta throw out all the junk mail that comes for Dad, okay? 20 00:01:55,113 --> 00:01:56,673 Okay, Silas, okay. 21 00:01:56,841 --> 00:01:59,296 -Morning. -I'm gonna be at Megan's tonight. 22 00:01:59,465 --> 00:02:01,669 -Is it okay with her parents? -Yeah, you kidding? 23 00:02:01,833 --> 00:02:04,419 Megan's one of three girls, her dad loves having me over. 24 00:02:04,585 --> 00:02:06,625 Does he know what you do with his daughter? 25 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:09,030 Mom, he's really cool. He's teaching me how to box. 26 00:02:09,194 --> 00:02:11,234 He just wants you to know he can kick your ass. 27 00:02:13,194 --> 00:02:18,279 Here. Serena give me this to give to you, from Alejandro. 28 00:02:18,442 --> 00:02:20,264 Alejandro? 29 00:02:20,425 --> 00:02:23,840 -Serena's cousin. What you do? -Nothing. 30 00:02:24,009 --> 00:02:27,937 First he give you pennies, now he give you panties? What you do? 31 00:02:28,105 --> 00:02:30,855 Must be some mistake. Nothing. Take it away. Take it back. 32 00:02:50,889 --> 00:02:53,344 -Hey! What the fuck are you doing? -I just-- 33 00:02:53,514 --> 00:02:55,402 Get the hell out of my room. 34 00:03:00,810 --> 00:03:03,777 -You're late. -For what? Do I have a court date? 35 00:03:03,946 --> 00:03:07,208 -The bakery. -Oh, shit! 36 00:03:07,370 --> 00:03:09,060 Is that today? Kidding. 37 00:03:09,226 --> 00:03:11,910 Besides, who cares? It's not even a real bakery. 38 00:03:12,074 --> 00:03:15,074 -It's a fakery. -Which will be more than obvious... 39 00:03:15,242 --> 00:03:17,991 ...if no one shows up on the day that it opens. 40 00:03:18,154 --> 00:03:19,463 Now go, you promised. 41 00:03:19,626 --> 00:03:21,536 All right, just let me choke down some java. 42 00:03:21,706 --> 00:03:24,259 -What time are you gonna be there? -I'm not sure. 43 00:03:24,426 --> 00:03:28,071 I have to take Shane to school and go by Heylia's... 44 00:03:28,234 --> 00:03:30,536 ...make a drop to Sanjay-- Shane, let's go! 45 00:03:30,890 --> 00:03:32,614 How'd it go at Shane's shrink yesterday? 46 00:03:32,971 --> 00:03:35,010 The doctor wants to put him on antidepressants. 47 00:03:35,178 --> 00:03:36,902 Drugs are not the answer. 48 00:03:37,834 --> 00:03:40,517 This from the king of all things mind-altering. 49 00:03:40,682 --> 00:03:44,938 Illegal drugs, not this prescription, antidepressant, zombie shit. 50 00:03:45,099 --> 00:03:46,343 That fries your brain. 51 00:03:46,954 --> 00:03:50,533 Weed makes you hungry and happy, and in your case, financially solvent. 52 00:03:50,699 --> 00:03:52,903 He bit a kid in the foot last week. 53 00:03:53,067 --> 00:03:57,060 -Oh, God, I wish I'd been there. -Andy, it's not funny. 54 00:03:57,227 --> 00:03:59,944 He's 10 years old and his dad died. 55 00:04:00,362 --> 00:04:04,934 Drugging him so he acts like everything's fine is totally fucked up. 56 00:04:05,099 --> 00:04:08,514 When my ferret killed himself a few years ago, I took Celexa. 57 00:04:08,683 --> 00:04:10,755 I gained 40 pounds, I couldn't ejaculate. 58 00:04:10,922 --> 00:04:13,443 -Is that what you want for your son? -Fuck off. 59 00:04:13,610 --> 00:04:16,360 And anyway, the doctor says that it's just temporary... 60 00:04:16,523 --> 00:04:20,320 ...till his neurotransmitters realign themselves or some shit like that. 61 00:04:20,491 --> 00:04:22,181 See? Even you don't believe it! 62 00:04:22,346 --> 00:04:24,899 Trust me. Those antidepressants are evil. 63 00:04:25,067 --> 00:04:27,369 -He does not need them. -Hey, mind your own business. 64 00:04:27,531 --> 00:04:30,662 -Maybe I wanna be on drugs. -Excuse me? 65 00:04:30,827 --> 00:04:34,722 Carrie Phillips started taking Zoloft so she wouldn't cut herself anymore. 66 00:04:34,891 --> 00:04:36,068 Now she's in a band. 67 00:04:36,235 --> 00:04:38,472 -Can she ejaculate? -Andy. 68 00:04:38,635 --> 00:04:41,220 Okay, ignore the voice of reason. Drug your child. 69 00:04:41,387 --> 00:04:43,395 Let him wander through his youth like a robot. 70 00:04:43,562 --> 00:04:46,115 Yeah, let me. Come on, Mom. 71 00:04:46,283 --> 00:04:48,422 Say yes to drugs. 72 00:04:53,963 --> 00:04:57,160 The city council approved the sale of the golf course to Summer Canyon. 73 00:04:57,323 --> 00:04:59,592 -I gotta talk to Doug about this. -Why? 74 00:04:59,755 --> 00:05:01,282 I don't want greens fees going up. 75 00:05:01,451 --> 00:05:05,160 I'm getting cytotoxic chemicals pumped into my bloodstream... 76 00:05:05,323 --> 00:05:07,592 ...and you're worried about the price of putting. 77 00:05:08,299 --> 00:05:10,274 Fuck Apprentice. You see Survivor last night? 78 00:05:10,443 --> 00:05:11,970 With the guy who ate the chipmunk? 79 00:05:12,139 --> 00:05:14,114 That's Fear Factor. Survivor's on the island. 80 00:05:14,283 --> 00:05:16,519 Guys, how about concentrating on this survivor? 81 00:05:16,683 --> 00:05:17,960 It won't be long. 82 00:05:19,436 --> 00:05:21,094 Oh, shit. My deposition. 83 00:05:21,579 --> 00:05:23,270 Go. I'll take a cab home. 84 00:05:23,435 --> 00:05:25,344 -I can't just leave you here. -I'll be fine. 85 00:05:25,675 --> 00:05:28,937 -I'll call and check up on you, okay? -Okay. 86 00:05:30,796 --> 00:05:33,163 So the reward was three Krispy Kreme doughnuts. 87 00:05:33,324 --> 00:05:34,851 Three fucking doughnuts. 88 00:05:35,019 --> 00:05:38,467 If I'm gonna sit in a tree in the jungle for two days straight with no food... 89 00:05:38,636 --> 00:05:40,807 -...having to take a shit like an owl? -Excuse me. 90 00:05:40,971 --> 00:05:43,622 I want a hell of a lot more. I want my own franchise. 91 00:05:43,788 --> 00:05:45,381 -I don't blame you. -Excuse me, sir. 92 00:05:45,548 --> 00:05:48,036 -It won't be long. -Two days straight with no food-- 93 00:05:49,324 --> 00:05:51,974 Let's see them do that on Fear Factor. 94 00:06:09,708 --> 00:06:11,912 -Hey, boss. -I was just about to leave. 95 00:06:12,076 --> 00:06:14,378 I'm sorry. I was cramming. 96 00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:16,612 I lost track of time. 97 00:06:19,276 --> 00:06:20,901 It is so good to see you. 98 00:06:21,580 --> 00:06:24,548 -What the hell are you doing? -Oh, shit. Sorry. Sorry. 99 00:06:24,716 --> 00:06:27,433 I'm just really, really baked. 100 00:06:27,596 --> 00:06:30,913 And I think you're really, really pretty. 101 00:06:31,084 --> 00:06:33,986 Baked? When did you start smoking? 102 00:06:34,604 --> 00:06:37,386 -Right after I started selling. -Oh, no, Sanjay, no! 103 00:06:37,549 --> 00:06:39,305 No, no, it's a good thing. 104 00:06:39,469 --> 00:06:41,835 It's totally changed my life for the better. 105 00:06:43,148 --> 00:06:44,643 Fuck! 106 00:06:44,812 --> 00:06:47,147 -Hey! -Forgive me. 107 00:06:49,260 --> 00:06:52,075 -Can I help you, officer? -The bag. 108 00:06:52,460 --> 00:06:55,493 -What? -Give me your fucking bag. 109 00:07:12,493 --> 00:07:14,467 Please, this was just a one-time thing. 110 00:07:14,637 --> 00:07:16,099 Really? 111 00:07:16,268 --> 00:07:18,756 My surveillance tapes show something different. 112 00:07:19,277 --> 00:07:21,317 -Tapes? -Tapes, pictures. 113 00:07:21,485 --> 00:07:23,819 Shit, I got a whole dossier on the widow Botwin. 114 00:07:24,652 --> 00:07:28,231 Couple kids, nice house in Agrestic. 115 00:07:28,813 --> 00:07:29,990 How do you know this? 116 00:07:30,668 --> 00:07:33,571 I am head of campus security. 117 00:07:33,933 --> 00:07:37,894 A suburban mom builds a cottage industry on my turf, I'm not gonna know about it? 118 00:07:38,061 --> 00:07:40,265 Do you really think I am that bad at my job? 119 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:49,926 Damn. 120 00:07:50,381 --> 00:07:52,519 Not just quantity, but quality. 121 00:07:54,157 --> 00:07:55,466 Are you arresting me? 122 00:07:56,524 --> 00:07:58,597 I don't know. 123 00:07:58,765 --> 00:08:00,652 I'm not an unreasonable man. 124 00:08:00,813 --> 00:08:02,636 Young boy shouldn't grow up without a mom. 125 00:08:03,917 --> 00:08:05,510 No. 126 00:08:06,189 --> 00:08:09,156 Well, my cousin Jesse grew up without a mother. 127 00:08:09,325 --> 00:08:11,714 Wound up on the Internet with his dick in some granny's ass... 128 00:08:11,885 --> 00:08:14,470 ...which is why I'm gonna cut you a break. 129 00:08:14,637 --> 00:08:17,157 I will not take this any further if you promise... 130 00:08:17,325 --> 00:08:19,300 ...to never come back on this campus again. 131 00:08:19,629 --> 00:08:21,571 -Of course. -I mean it. 132 00:08:21,741 --> 00:08:24,458 You and your dot-head cohort ever come around here peddling... 133 00:08:24,621 --> 00:08:26,923 ...I am not letting you off again. 134 00:08:32,301 --> 00:08:33,708 Get out of here. 135 00:08:37,709 --> 00:08:39,083 Can I have my stuff back? 136 00:08:41,998 --> 00:08:44,267 The bag. Not my style. 137 00:08:44,622 --> 00:08:46,083 Yeah. 138 00:08:46,253 --> 00:08:47,977 I meant my other stuff. 139 00:08:51,086 --> 00:08:54,086 Please? I promise I'll never come back here again. 140 00:08:54,574 --> 00:08:58,916 That's all I've got. That's my mortgage payment. 141 00:08:59,085 --> 00:09:00,995 Otherwise, I can't pay my bills. 142 00:09:02,894 --> 00:09:05,228 It's everything I have. 143 00:09:07,310 --> 00:09:11,304 Please? I promise I'll never come back here again. 144 00:09:11,470 --> 00:09:13,836 I'm begging you. 145 00:09:19,310 --> 00:09:22,954 You got five seconds to get the fuck off my campus. 146 00:09:52,206 --> 00:09:53,580 Good afternoon, ladies. 147 00:09:53,743 --> 00:09:56,677 I would like to start by thanking all of you for this opportunity. 148 00:09:56,846 --> 00:10:00,458 -Sorry I'm late. -Celia, would you mind taking a seat? 149 00:10:00,750 --> 00:10:03,401 -Why? -Maggie's running the meeting. 150 00:10:04,462 --> 00:10:05,574 Why? 151 00:10:05,742 --> 00:10:08,077 Because we need a reliable and healthy leader. 152 00:10:11,567 --> 00:10:15,974 As I was saying, it is a thrill to finally lead the PTA. 153 00:10:16,142 --> 00:10:19,176 As many of you know, back when Agrestic was just a golf course... 154 00:10:19,342 --> 00:10:21,895 ...my family was one of the first to settle this land. 155 00:10:22,062 --> 00:10:24,615 So I will do my very best to make you proud. 156 00:10:27,406 --> 00:10:29,261 Now, first order of business: 157 00:10:29,422 --> 00:10:32,903 There is a problem with the gym teacher. 158 00:10:33,070 --> 00:10:36,070 He's been spotted working at the ladies' shoe department... 159 00:10:36,239 --> 00:10:38,312 ...at Nordstrom's on the weekend. 160 00:10:38,478 --> 00:10:41,959 -And we all know what that means, right? -He can get us 10 percent off? 161 00:10:42,127 --> 00:10:45,356 That's not news. I've known about it for years, so.... 162 00:10:45,711 --> 00:10:47,598 You knew? And did nothing? 163 00:10:48,431 --> 00:10:51,497 -Well, there's nothing to do. -I disagree. 164 00:10:51,663 --> 00:10:55,754 I don't think it's appropriate for our kids to learn wrestling from a gay... 165 00:10:56,879 --> 00:10:58,024 ...man. 166 00:10:58,351 --> 00:11:01,799 He's gay. He's not a pedophile. There is a big difference, you know. 167 00:11:01,967 --> 00:11:07,149 Thank you for your input, Celia, but your time is up. 168 00:11:07,823 --> 00:11:11,270 Now, ladies, should Nick Papanicolopoulos be fired? 169 00:11:21,071 --> 00:11:24,267 -Like hell my time's up. -Now, next up.... 170 00:11:27,183 --> 00:11:29,070 What you doing back here? 171 00:11:30,831 --> 00:11:32,140 I am so fucked. 172 00:11:33,007 --> 00:11:36,782 That $14,000 supply I just picked up... 173 00:11:36,943 --> 00:11:39,693 -...I need a refill. -You moved them bricks already? 174 00:11:39,855 --> 00:11:42,310 Girl, you flipping shit faster than a pooper scooper. 175 00:11:42,832 --> 00:11:46,148 I didn't move it. I lost it. 176 00:11:46,575 --> 00:11:50,153 Lost it? Did you go to Gelson's and leave it on the shelf next to the Pop-Tarts? 177 00:11:50,319 --> 00:11:51,497 I got busted. 178 00:11:54,448 --> 00:11:56,008 -Seriously? -Yes. 179 00:11:56,175 --> 00:11:59,404 By some redneck head of campus security at Valley State. 180 00:11:59,631 --> 00:12:01,770 Threw me in his car, let me off with a warning... 181 00:12:01,935 --> 00:12:05,830 ...but he confiscated all my pot, everything I have. I'm screwed. 182 00:12:07,311 --> 00:12:11,654 -You didn't get busted, you just got jacked. -What are you talking about? 183 00:12:11,824 --> 00:12:14,541 -Did you go down to the police station? -No. 184 00:12:14,704 --> 00:12:16,395 -You get fingerprinted? -No. 185 00:12:16,560 --> 00:12:19,113 Damn, girl, you as gullible as Kobe's wife. 186 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:22,567 You think a cop gonna let a drug dealer go just on a warning? 187 00:12:22,736 --> 00:12:24,230 Even a pretty white one like you? 188 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:27,909 Are you sure? 189 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:32,270 Five hundred bucks say he's a dealer too. He didn't like you dealing in his area. 190 00:12:36,208 --> 00:12:38,629 -Motherfucking... -Let it out. 191 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,458 -...cocksucking... -That's right. 192 00:12:40,624 --> 00:12:44,366 ...son of a bitch, hillbilly, stalker asshole! 193 00:12:44,527 --> 00:12:46,437 That's right, baby, let it out, come on. 194 00:12:46,608 --> 00:12:51,147 Shit-eating, dickless, granny-fucking prick! 195 00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:52,773 -There you go! -"Granny-fucking"? 196 00:12:52,944 --> 00:12:55,759 How am I gonna get my stuff back? Let me borrow a gun! 197 00:12:56,272 --> 00:12:57,581 He jack your brain too? 198 00:12:57,744 --> 00:13:00,232 You have to take your lumps on this like everybody else. 199 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:02,767 You learned a $14,000 lesson. 200 00:13:09,937 --> 00:13:11,398 Hello? 201 00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:15,177 What? 202 00:13:15,888 --> 00:13:18,474 Oh, shit. Yeah. 203 00:13:19,088 --> 00:13:21,193 No, I'll be right there. 204 00:13:21,361 --> 00:13:25,387 Well, looks like I'm not the only Botwin who got busted today. 205 00:13:25,649 --> 00:13:28,267 -You started a fire? -It's no big deal. 206 00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:30,854 I'd hardly call arson "no big deal." 207 00:13:31,024 --> 00:13:32,748 You started a fire? 208 00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:34,855 As you hopefully know, it's Diversity Week. 209 00:13:35,024 --> 00:13:38,636 There have been several presentations, including "Moses and the Burning Bush"... 210 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:42,029 ...which your son seemed to feel lacked authenticity. 211 00:13:42,609 --> 00:13:44,463 -Jesus. -No, Moses. 212 00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:46,991 And he was talking into a shrub painted red. 213 00:13:47,153 --> 00:13:48,679 It was totally unrealistic. 214 00:13:48,848 --> 00:13:51,979 Fortunately, it was doused before it caused any injuries or damage. 215 00:13:52,144 --> 00:13:54,992 -Do you know how dangerous that is? -Hardly at all. 216 00:13:55,153 --> 00:13:58,797 The floor is concrete, and from fire drills I knew sprinklers were right above... 217 00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:02,157 ...and the hose was, like, inches away. It was out in seconds. 218 00:14:02,321 --> 00:14:06,183 While soaking and terrifying the presenters from Temple Beth Shalom. 219 00:14:06,353 --> 00:14:08,720 You really frightened those nice Jews, young man. 220 00:14:09,361 --> 00:14:10,790 -I'm sorry. -Now, Mrs. Botwin... 221 00:14:10,961 --> 00:14:13,033 ...I'm afraid I have to confiscate the lighter. 222 00:14:13,649 --> 00:14:16,715 And I'm suspending Shane until Monday. 223 00:14:17,745 --> 00:14:19,633 Can I have drugs now? 224 00:14:22,417 --> 00:14:25,002 -What am I gonna do with you? -Easy. Paxil. 225 00:14:25,169 --> 00:14:27,177 Enough, Shane. 226 00:14:28,017 --> 00:14:30,984 Hey, look. Is that Silas? 227 00:14:32,753 --> 00:14:35,721 -Silas! -Oh, shit. 228 00:14:35,889 --> 00:14:37,711 Why are you in a Porsche with a stranger? 229 00:14:38,129 --> 00:14:40,747 -Hey, Mom! -What are you doing? 230 00:14:40,913 --> 00:14:44,229 This is Megan's dad. He's teaching me how to drive a stick! 231 00:14:44,785 --> 00:14:46,192 Hi, Megan's dad. 232 00:14:46,898 --> 00:14:50,924 -Howard. Nice to meet you. -You too. 233 00:14:52,113 --> 00:14:53,291 Later! 234 00:14:55,217 --> 00:14:56,908 Bye. 235 00:15:06,002 --> 00:15:07,944 God bless Costco. 236 00:15:08,306 --> 00:15:11,175 Go in, go in, it's out. Damn it! 237 00:15:12,081 --> 00:15:14,448 Hey, Nance. Just in time... 238 00:15:15,057 --> 00:15:17,545 ...to help me close up! Where the hell were you all day? 239 00:15:21,042 --> 00:15:24,140 -How'd it go? -We made 17 bucks. 240 00:15:24,305 --> 00:15:25,680 But who gives a shit, right? 241 00:15:26,866 --> 00:15:29,681 What the fuck is wrong with you? 242 00:15:30,002 --> 00:15:32,304 What the fuck is wrong with you? It's a phony bakery. 243 00:15:32,466 --> 00:15:35,597 Andy, I just got ripped off. 244 00:15:36,402 --> 00:15:39,369 So I am back to zero. We are back to zero. 245 00:15:39,538 --> 00:15:42,026 So we need to sell some fucking pastries, pronto... 246 00:15:42,194 --> 00:15:44,844 ...because I need this phony business to work, okay? 247 00:15:45,170 --> 00:15:46,631 Lady, we're closed. 248 00:15:47,378 --> 00:15:50,378 -Good start. -Right. 249 00:15:50,546 --> 00:15:51,953 Right. 250 00:15:58,194 --> 00:16:01,162 -Hey! Dean ready? -No, he's in the shower. 251 00:16:02,354 --> 00:16:05,670 -Nice haircut. -It's a wig. 252 00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:10,250 Oh, right, the cancer thing. 253 00:16:10,418 --> 00:16:14,248 Listen, what do you know about the sale of the golf course to Summer Canyon? 254 00:16:14,418 --> 00:16:16,043 I already told Dean the deal's done. 255 00:16:16,210 --> 00:16:21,131 We're looking at $100 during the week, 150 on weekends, carts included. 256 00:16:21,298 --> 00:16:22,410 I don't care about golf. 257 00:16:22,578 --> 00:16:27,400 I'm wondering if the houses on the golf course will still be a part of Agrestic. 258 00:16:28,178 --> 00:16:30,317 No. That's Summer Canyon's problem now. 259 00:16:30,866 --> 00:16:33,932 -Really? -Yeah, why? 260 00:16:34,098 --> 00:16:36,400 -Would you care? -Probably not. 261 00:16:36,562 --> 00:16:37,904 Thank you. 262 00:16:41,106 --> 00:16:42,480 What? What's wrong? 263 00:16:43,442 --> 00:16:46,061 Nauseous. Chemo. 264 00:16:46,514 --> 00:16:48,075 Oh, that sucks. 265 00:16:48,242 --> 00:16:50,031 You want some pot? 266 00:16:50,194 --> 00:16:53,358 -That's illegal, Doug. -Not for you, you can get a medical card. 267 00:16:53,523 --> 00:16:55,279 -Really? -Yeah. 268 00:16:55,443 --> 00:16:58,509 -Well, I have pills for it, thank you. -What did they give you? 269 00:16:58,675 --> 00:17:00,682 -Zofran. -Let me try one. 270 00:17:00,850 --> 00:17:02,672 No. They're $300 a pill. 271 00:17:03,186 --> 00:17:06,056 -I'll give you $400. -They don't get you high. 272 00:17:06,227 --> 00:17:07,820 It's just for nausea. 273 00:17:08,883 --> 00:17:11,250 Three hundred dollars a pill and no fun? 274 00:17:11,891 --> 00:17:13,385 What a gyp. 275 00:17:14,546 --> 00:17:15,953 I really like your wig. 276 00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:19,888 -Really? -Yeah. 277 00:17:20,050 --> 00:17:21,425 Can I pet it? 278 00:17:21,587 --> 00:17:23,627 Knock yourself out. 279 00:17:25,235 --> 00:17:28,366 You a good girl? You're a good girl, aren't you? 280 00:17:28,531 --> 00:17:30,539 Yes, you are. 281 00:17:31,475 --> 00:17:32,904 Put them back. 282 00:17:39,187 --> 00:17:40,748 At least give it to the homeless. 283 00:17:40,915 --> 00:17:44,363 This is Agrestic. You're the only homeless in town. 284 00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:46,920 Get in the kitchen. Start baking like you promised. 285 00:17:47,091 --> 00:17:48,913 -Hey. -Thanks for coming, buddy. 286 00:17:49,075 --> 00:17:51,758 You gotta talk some sense into her, she's totally delusional. 287 00:17:52,147 --> 00:17:53,674 Nance, trust me. 288 00:17:53,843 --> 00:17:57,073 A bakery is virtually impossible to run without drug money. 289 00:17:57,236 --> 00:17:59,308 Let me tell you what Amos was really famous for. 290 00:17:59,475 --> 00:18:01,614 -What about Mrs. Fields? -You mean Madame Fields? 291 00:18:01,780 --> 00:18:03,536 -Big whore. -Yeah, fuck you both. 292 00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:06,961 In this town, the 12 people that still eat carbs buy muffins at Starbucks. 293 00:18:07,123 --> 00:18:08,879 I don't care. I have bills to pay. 294 00:18:09,043 --> 00:18:10,221 I'm doing this. 295 00:18:10,387 --> 00:18:12,143 Oh, my God. 296 00:18:13,779 --> 00:18:15,306 Hello? 297 00:18:16,051 --> 00:18:19,848 -I'm dry. Find somebody else. -You're dry? What do you mean? 298 00:18:20,020 --> 00:18:22,769 I got wiped out. Some campus cop at Valley State. 299 00:18:22,931 --> 00:18:25,834 What? Okay, okay. How do I find this guy? 300 00:18:26,003 --> 00:18:29,003 -What are you gonna do? -What do you think? Buy your pot back. 301 00:18:29,171 --> 00:18:31,789 -Hundred bucks at a time. -I'm not built for this. 302 00:18:31,955 --> 00:18:34,159 I was gonna be a dancer, not a dealer. 303 00:18:34,324 --> 00:18:35,666 Certainly not a baker. 304 00:18:35,828 --> 00:18:38,217 And I wanted to be Patrick Swayze in Road House. 305 00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:40,787 I will stab you. 306 00:18:40,947 --> 00:18:43,631 Get out of my fakery. I have work to do. 307 00:18:43,796 --> 00:18:45,486 Obviously you're not thinking clearly. 308 00:18:45,651 --> 00:18:48,968 You're upset and you're edgy, which is making me upset and edgy. 309 00:18:49,139 --> 00:18:51,823 -I'm aiming. -If you throw that, there better be pot in it. 310 00:18:51,988 --> 00:18:52,970 I need a smoke. 311 00:18:53,140 --> 00:18:54,416 -You got any on you? -No. 312 00:18:54,580 --> 00:18:57,166 -Damn it. -It's in my car. 313 00:19:06,388 --> 00:19:11,603 -Forgive me? -Your chivalry leaves a lot to be desired. 314 00:19:13,332 --> 00:19:15,120 Who brings cookies to a bakery? 315 00:19:17,268 --> 00:19:18,861 I'm sorry. 316 00:19:19,412 --> 00:19:22,194 How can I make it up to you? I will do anything. 317 00:19:22,356 --> 00:19:26,098 Please, I might be a coward... 318 00:19:28,085 --> 00:19:29,426 ...but I love you. 319 00:19:30,292 --> 00:19:32,016 God. 320 00:19:33,845 --> 00:19:35,535 Start baking. 321 00:19:37,012 --> 00:19:38,605 Good afternoon, ladies. 322 00:19:38,772 --> 00:19:42,350 -First order of business is this-- -No, ladies. 323 00:19:42,677 --> 00:19:45,840 First order of business is this. 324 00:19:47,381 --> 00:19:49,268 Maggie. 325 00:19:49,428 --> 00:19:50,857 For you. 326 00:19:51,348 --> 00:19:53,258 Oh, my goodness, a welcome gift? 327 00:19:53,652 --> 00:19:57,678 Bon voyage present, actually. For you and your children. 328 00:19:57,845 --> 00:19:59,339 Bon voyage? 329 00:19:59,509 --> 00:20:02,127 Where are we going? I hope it's Vegas. 330 00:20:02,292 --> 00:20:03,885 Open it. 331 00:20:07,381 --> 00:20:10,447 "Summer Canyon Elementary School application." I don't understand. 332 00:20:10,613 --> 00:20:12,980 Well, since your house is on the golf course... 333 00:20:13,141 --> 00:20:16,174 ...which is now part of Summer Canyon... 334 00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:18,926 ...your children can no longer attend Agrestic. 335 00:20:19,572 --> 00:20:21,874 -What? -Yeah, out of district. 336 00:20:22,037 --> 00:20:26,193 Oh, but there is an upside. Their gym teacher? Straight as an arrow. 337 00:20:26,997 --> 00:20:28,939 Now, since you actually have to have... 338 00:20:29,109 --> 00:20:32,786 ...a child who attends Agrestic to be president of the PTA... 339 00:20:33,045 --> 00:20:36,045 ...I believe the position is open again... 340 00:20:36,213 --> 00:20:38,068 ...and I would like to reinstate myself. 341 00:20:38,389 --> 00:20:40,691 God, I am feeling so much better. 342 00:20:40,853 --> 00:20:43,886 Excuse me while I play through. 343 00:20:44,373 --> 00:20:48,629 All of those in favor of reinstating me, say "aye." 344 00:20:51,061 --> 00:20:54,028 -Aye. -I object. 345 00:20:54,197 --> 00:20:55,822 Well, take it up with Summer Canyon. 346 00:21:01,429 --> 00:21:02,706 Thank you for your input. 347 00:21:14,453 --> 00:21:16,242 Hello. Welcome to Breadsticks and Scones. 348 00:21:16,406 --> 00:21:19,853 -What's the matter, you don't like my gift? -I told you to stay away from me. 349 00:21:20,021 --> 00:21:22,356 Who is this guy, Nancy? You want me to kick his ass? 350 00:21:25,109 --> 00:21:28,240 -Okay. -I gave up 15 hits last night. 351 00:21:28,565 --> 00:21:29,907 I beaned four batters. 352 00:21:30,069 --> 00:21:32,851 And when they charged the mound, I could only think about you. 353 00:21:33,013 --> 00:21:37,204 Sir, if you're not gonna order anything, I'm gonna have to ask you-- Forgive me! 354 00:21:39,765 --> 00:21:43,693 -Think I'm gonna be your girlfriend? -Girlfriend? Is this high school? 355 00:21:43,861 --> 00:21:45,716 We do business together. 356 00:21:45,877 --> 00:21:48,561 Occasionally, we celebrate our success. 357 00:21:48,726 --> 00:21:50,067 Go away. 358 00:21:50,229 --> 00:21:52,171 I'm gonna change your mind. You're gonna need me. 359 00:21:52,341 --> 00:21:54,163 -For what? -A lot of things. 360 00:21:54,325 --> 00:21:56,235 I could help you open up more territories. 361 00:21:56,406 --> 00:21:59,123 I got connections with domestics who already distribute. 362 00:21:59,286 --> 00:22:02,133 -And most of all, I can protect you. -What do you need me for? 363 00:22:02,293 --> 00:22:05,010 The business has changed. I can't push my ditch weed anymore. 364 00:22:05,173 --> 00:22:07,792 -I need your quality supply. -I don't have a supply. 365 00:22:07,957 --> 00:22:10,510 I got jacked by some campus cop at Valley State yesterday. 366 00:22:11,574 --> 00:22:14,869 Then you're gonna need my protection a lot more than you think. 367 00:22:22,966 --> 00:22:24,492 Hey. 368 00:22:56,374 --> 00:22:58,545 Oh, I hope I don't lose my sex drive. 369 00:22:58,710 --> 00:23:01,580 Enough. You don't need no pills. 370 00:23:02,550 --> 00:23:06,380 Hey, Lupita? You haven't seen the lighter that was in my drawer, have you? 371 00:23:06,551 --> 00:23:10,675 -No. -It's kind of in the principal's office. 372 00:23:11,767 --> 00:23:13,654 -Where? -At my school. 373 00:23:13,815 --> 00:23:15,243 He confiscated it. 374 00:23:16,886 --> 00:23:18,709 You fucking idiot. 375 00:23:19,094 --> 00:23:21,582 -You're an idiot. Fuck you! -That was Dad's lighter! 376 00:23:21,751 --> 00:23:25,329 -He gave it to me. He gave it to me. -What is wrong with you? 377 00:23:26,070 --> 00:23:28,012 -Lupita, get some ice. -Yes. 378 00:23:28,183 --> 00:23:29,710 Oh, my God. 379 00:23:30,870 --> 00:23:33,870 I lost his lighter. He went nuts. 380 00:23:34,935 --> 00:23:37,935 -What? -It really hurts. 381 00:23:38,198 --> 00:23:40,719 Goddamn it, Silas. 382 00:24:26,967 --> 00:24:30,131 -Don't panic, I'm not gonna hurt you. -Get the fuck away from my house! 383 00:24:30,295 --> 00:24:32,717 Wait, wait. Here. This is yours. 384 00:24:34,231 --> 00:24:38,868 And I wanted to apologize for the other day, Ms. Botwin. 385 00:24:39,031 --> 00:24:40,973 I didn't realize who you were. 386 00:24:41,144 --> 00:24:44,624 I mean, I knew who you were, I just didn't know who you were. 387 00:24:44,791 --> 00:24:50,225 And if you need any protection on campus, or more connections, I'm your man. 388 00:24:50,392 --> 00:24:53,425 Whatever you need, just ask for me. I'm Cash, that's me. 389 00:24:54,103 --> 00:24:57,551 -I need you to get away from my house. -Right. Well, yeah, okay. 390 00:24:57,720 --> 00:24:59,727 And again, I am so sorry.