1 00:00:19,979 --> 00:00:22,207 Selina: Thank you so much for setting this interview up, Dan. 2 00:00:22,231 --> 00:00:23,584 - I really appreciate it. It's perfect. - My pleasure. 3 00:00:23,608 --> 00:00:24,668 - Look, this is a walk in the park. - Yeah. 4 00:00:24,692 --> 00:00:28,029 This is a nice casual conversation between two friends. 5 00:00:28,112 --> 00:00:31,199 - Today, america is a guest in your home. - Welcome, america. 6 00:00:31,282 --> 00:00:34,035 The thing to keep in mind is Janet needs this more than you do. 7 00:00:34,118 --> 00:00:35,536 - That is so true. - Okay. 8 00:00:35,620 --> 00:00:37,222 (Softly) I mean, she's kind of a lightweight now. 9 00:00:37,246 --> 00:00:40,041 - We're doing her a favor. - She's a dud. 10 00:00:40,124 --> 00:00:42,251 You know what? We got to prep. Prep time, let's go. 11 00:00:42,335 --> 00:00:44,587 - Dan: Okay. - The song that offended half of Europe? 12 00:00:44,670 --> 00:00:46,590 - Dan: Uh-huh. - It didn't offend half of Europe. 13 00:00:46,631 --> 00:00:47,798 Okay, fine. 14 00:00:47,882 --> 00:00:50,718 Well, I have to tell you, Janet, that was a lighthearted parody. 15 00:00:50,801 --> 00:00:52,970 On the campaign trail, you and Andrew were all smiles, 16 00:00:53,054 --> 00:00:55,490 but behind the scenes, you were fighting like snakes in a bag. 17 00:00:55,514 --> 00:00:57,558 You're a fraud and a liar, ma'am. 18 00:00:57,642 --> 00:01:00,228 - Wow. What? What are you doing? - I'm hitting you. 19 00:01:00,311 --> 00:01:02,730 Guys, we're prepping for a puff piece, not for a roast. 20 00:01:02,813 --> 00:01:04,124 Right. What is she wearing, by the way? 21 00:01:04,148 --> 00:01:07,026 She's wearing a, uh, navyjacket. 22 00:01:07,109 --> 00:01:09,296 It's conservative and desperate at the same time. It's... 23 00:01:09,320 --> 00:01:10,905 What? Look at what I'm wearing. 24 00:01:10,988 --> 00:01:13,449 Do we know what she's wearing yet? Can we find out? 25 00:01:13,532 --> 00:01:15,243 We are gonna go in there in just a moment. 26 00:01:15,326 --> 00:01:17,286 - They're expecting a puff piece. - Right. 27 00:01:17,370 --> 00:01:19,389 There's the bluff puff, which we're gonna start out with. 28 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:21,141 You're her friend. You went to high school together. 29 00:01:21,165 --> 00:01:22,226 - Mmm-hmm. - You guys like each other. 30 00:01:22,250 --> 00:01:23,310 Then we switch right over to rough puff. 31 00:01:23,334 --> 00:01:25,229 - Mmm-hmm. - Okay? Nobody does rough puff like you. 32 00:01:25,253 --> 00:01:26,254 (Both growl) 33 00:01:26,337 --> 00:01:28,106 - Give me that rough puff. - All right, puff daddy. 34 00:01:28,130 --> 00:01:30,132 - Ooh. - What is this one doing? 35 00:01:30,216 --> 00:01:33,094 He is moving a legless horse. 36 00:01:33,177 --> 00:01:35,471 - Oh, Catherine. - Miss Ryland. 37 00:01:35,554 --> 00:01:39,392 - It is such an honor to meet you. - It's a pleasure to meet you. 38 00:01:39,475 --> 00:01:41,269 - I'm such a fan of yours. - Thank you. 39 00:01:41,352 --> 00:01:43,521 I actually am hoping to study broadcastjournalism. 40 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:46,899 Right now I'm studying film studies and postmodern dance. 41 00:01:46,983 --> 00:01:48,067 How wonderful. 42 00:01:48,150 --> 00:01:50,903 We'll have to talk about that when the cameras are rolling. 43 00:01:50,987 --> 00:01:51,987 I would love that. 44 00:01:52,029 --> 00:01:55,616 I'm taking this really cool class where we sort of debate current issues through movement. 45 00:01:55,700 --> 00:01:57,159 - Let's get you miked up. - Oh. 46 00:01:57,243 --> 00:01:58,911 Oh, my god. This is a problem. 47 00:01:58,995 --> 00:02:00,663 - Look at this. - For the poof, you mean? 48 00:02:00,746 --> 00:02:02,123 Put your hands in your pockets. 49 00:02:02,206 --> 00:02:04,518 Looks like I'm masturbating if I got my hands in my pockets. 50 00:02:04,542 --> 00:02:06,919 Put the blanket over it, or is that too fdr? 51 00:02:07,003 --> 00:02:08,021 Can you guys please kneel down? 52 00:02:08,045 --> 00:02:11,674 'Cause I feel like I fell into a well or something and it's hurting my neck. 53 00:02:11,757 --> 00:02:13,926 Okay, they're gonna bring up the rafting trip. 54 00:02:14,010 --> 00:02:15,970 Well, I took my ex down to the river, 55 00:02:16,053 --> 00:02:18,657 and, uh, I tried to smash his head in with a rock and then drown... 56 00:02:18,681 --> 00:02:19,932 (All laugh) 57 00:02:20,016 --> 00:02:21,642 - This is Cody Marshall. - Cody Marshall. 58 00:02:21,726 --> 00:02:23,453 - He's the producer for first response. - Hi, Cody Marshall. 59 00:02:23,477 --> 00:02:25,938 I'm sorry, am I interrupting a team prayer meeting? 60 00:02:26,022 --> 00:02:28,482 We're just doing a height thing. (Laughs) It was nothing. 61 00:02:28,566 --> 00:02:29,668 Cody: Okay. Good luck, everyone. 62 00:02:29,692 --> 00:02:32,153 - Thank you so much. Very kind. Thank you. - Good luck. 63 00:02:32,236 --> 00:02:33,964 Thanks for being here. We really appreciate it. 64 00:02:33,988 --> 00:02:38,492 (Sighs) Okay, she's wearing a bluish dress like she vomited flowers all over herself. 65 00:02:38,576 --> 00:02:40,745 - She's kind of a frumpy librarian. - Okay. All right. 66 00:02:40,828 --> 00:02:42,188 Yes! All right, we're in business. 67 00:02:42,246 --> 00:02:44,290 - What? - Just confirmed a leaked e-mail. 68 00:02:44,373 --> 00:02:47,168 Her ex-husband promising access for business favors. 69 00:02:47,251 --> 00:02:50,838 - He actually brags about it. - I know. It's almost too painful. 70 00:02:50,921 --> 00:02:52,381 Brags about access. 71 00:02:52,465 --> 00:02:56,218 Just drag her in with the kindness, then turn great white and start taking chunks out of her. 72 00:02:56,302 --> 00:02:57,386 She's not much of a meal. 73 00:02:57,470 --> 00:02:59,513 - Oh, is it Greg? - Gary. 74 00:02:59,597 --> 00:03:01,849 - Gary, we're all set up, so if you can... - Gary: Yeah. 75 00:03:01,932 --> 00:03:03,434 Great. Yeah. 76 00:03:03,809 --> 00:03:06,395 - Madam vice president. - Janet Ryland. 77 00:03:06,479 --> 00:03:09,523 Gosh, I think the last time that we saw each other was at the... 78 00:03:09,607 --> 00:03:12,085 - The correspondents' dinner. - The correspondents' dinner. That's right. 79 00:03:12,109 --> 00:03:14,153 - I think you've grown since then. - (Laughs) 80 00:03:14,236 --> 00:03:15,464 Either that or you've gotten shorter. 81 00:03:15,488 --> 00:03:18,449 - Oh, well... - No, it's me. I've got heels on. 82 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:20,534 Well, anyway, I'm so happy you're here. 83 00:03:20,618 --> 00:03:23,204 - So you found the joint okay. - Oh, yeah. 84 00:03:23,287 --> 00:03:25,432 I think this is our fourth vice presidential interview. 85 00:03:25,456 --> 00:03:26,456 - Is that so? - Mmm-hmm. 86 00:03:26,499 --> 00:03:28,751 The three of them were excellent, so no pressure. 87 00:03:28,834 --> 00:03:31,754 - He's talking to me. - Okay. 88 00:03:31,837 --> 00:03:34,090 So what is the plan, then? Oh, what are we going to do? 89 00:03:34,173 --> 00:03:36,884 Well, we'll start, I think, just with a little walk around the room. 90 00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:39,303 And then the formal interview, I thought, right here. 91 00:03:39,387 --> 00:03:40,930 - Oh, right here? Okay. - Yeah. 92 00:03:41,013 --> 00:03:42,807 But that means that this has to go. 93 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:44,517 I thought you were doing it over there. 94 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:47,645 No, we did, but we're gonna do it here, and that's perfectly fine. 95 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:50,856 So we'll get that poor thing away. 96 00:03:50,940 --> 00:03:53,275 Anyway, um, have you met my daughter? 97 00:03:53,359 --> 00:03:55,694 So you did get my final e-mail on topics? 98 00:03:55,778 --> 00:03:56,904 No, but my spam filter did. 99 00:03:56,987 --> 00:03:58,489 Seriously, did you get it? 100 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:01,033 Did I? (Laughs) 101 00:04:01,117 --> 00:04:04,036 Yeah, we're all set. Let's make some history here, folks. 102 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:05,955 Cody: Okay, roll cameras. 103 00:04:06,038 --> 00:04:10,209 Thank you so much for inviting us into your home today, madam vice president. 104 00:04:10,292 --> 00:04:12,044 Oh, well, it's certainly my pleasure. 105 00:04:12,128 --> 00:04:13,254 I thought it might be fun 106 00:04:13,337 --> 00:04:17,758 to talk about what's original and what's been augmented over the years. 107 00:04:17,842 --> 00:04:20,553 - Uh, we're talking about the building, right? - (Both laugh) 108 00:04:22,346 --> 00:04:25,558 - Because I'm original. - You certainly are. 109 00:04:25,641 --> 00:04:26,910 - No, yes, the building, ma'am. - Yes. 110 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:29,979 Selina: Um, the building itself is queen Anne style. 111 00:04:30,062 --> 00:04:37,027 Many of the objects, um, are from the good old boys in the Navy, as a matter of fact. 112 00:04:37,111 --> 00:04:38,279 - Really? - Jolly Jack tars. 113 00:04:38,362 --> 00:04:42,283 For instance, this spyglass here, or telescope... 114 00:04:42,366 --> 00:04:45,327 - To see spies. (Laughs) - If only, right? 115 00:04:45,411 --> 00:04:48,205 You know, since you brought it up, would you care to comment 116 00:04:48,289 --> 00:04:52,543 on the CIA operative rescued with the students in Uzbekistan? 117 00:04:52,626 --> 00:04:53,836 Well, I really... 118 00:04:53,919 --> 00:05:00,092 I wouldn't know what to say because, at this point, the investigation is pending. 119 00:05:00,718 --> 00:05:05,764 Now this here is a stunning sort of navigational device. 120 00:05:05,848 --> 00:05:08,225 I just thought you might want to comment on 121 00:05:08,309 --> 00:05:11,228 how he endangered the lives of those young students. 122 00:05:11,312 --> 00:05:17,735 But it would be wrong and unethical for me to prejudge the investigation. 123 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:22,740 - This is a bell. - (Bell dings) 124 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:25,659 Can we get some shots of just you and Janet walking in the hallway? 125 00:05:25,743 --> 00:05:26,744 - Sure. - No sound. 126 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:29,306 We're gonna just do some establishing shots. We'll put her voice over... 127 00:05:29,330 --> 00:05:31,040 - We'll lay that in later. - Yeah, okay. 128 00:05:31,123 --> 00:05:32,833 Cody: And action. 129 00:05:34,793 --> 00:05:39,256 Selina: Yeah, I thought we said that the spy thing was completely off-limits, you know? 130 00:05:39,340 --> 00:05:40,442 Janet: I'm sorry, it seemed to me... 131 00:05:40,466 --> 00:05:46,430 Selina: I'm really hoping that that's gonna be the last and only gotcha question. 132 00:05:46,514 --> 00:05:50,684 Janet: It just seemed to me that you were wanting me to bring it up. 133 00:05:50,768 --> 00:05:53,354 Selina: No. That wasn't the case at all. 134 00:05:53,437 --> 00:05:54,831 Janet: I understand why you're tense. 135 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:58,025 Selina: No, I'm not tense, Janet. I'm not even remotely tense. 136 00:05:58,108 --> 00:06:00,778 - Just trying to get this done right. - Mmm-hmm. 137 00:06:01,111 --> 00:06:04,448 Selina: This is some old shit by somebody. I don't know who it is. 138 00:06:04,532 --> 00:06:07,034 Janet: Is this house haunted? Selina: Oh, god, I don't know. 139 00:06:07,117 --> 00:06:10,996 I hate this house, to tell you the truth. It's like living in a doll's jail. 140 00:06:11,330 --> 00:06:12,410 Cynthia, could I get clips? 141 00:06:12,456 --> 00:06:14,601 Cody: Okay, let's settle. Clear the background, please. 142 00:06:14,625 --> 00:06:16,585 - Gives you a nicer line. - Oh, really? 143 00:06:16,669 --> 00:06:18,504 You don't need clips. Your shape is great. 144 00:06:18,587 --> 00:06:20,381 - But what about this? - Oh, my god. 145 00:06:20,464 --> 00:06:23,467 Okay, here, let's tuck this under. (Softly) Put your hands like this. 146 00:06:25,636 --> 00:06:28,114 - But that looks like I have a stomachache. - Thank you so much. 147 00:06:28,138 --> 00:06:30,891 Okay, uh, let's roll cameras. 148 00:06:30,975 --> 00:06:33,352 Everybody settle in here. Thank you, Glen. 149 00:06:33,435 --> 00:06:35,062 - Cody: Sound? - Sound speeding. 150 00:06:35,145 --> 00:06:36,772 Cody: And we are rolling. 151 00:06:36,855 --> 00:06:39,358 You know what? I'm feeling a little bit dark. 152 00:06:39,441 --> 00:06:41,819 Yeah, just while they're out 153 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:44,863 Gary, can we get that light back? Sorry, let's move that light back. 154 00:06:46,407 --> 00:06:48,701 Can we get a couple of lights for the vice president? 155 00:06:48,784 --> 00:06:51,161 - Yeah, let me just pull that out of my ass. - It's DC. 156 00:06:51,245 --> 00:06:53,473 You can find someone willing to open their ass on a Sunday. 157 00:06:53,497 --> 00:06:54,873 Great. Good luck. 158 00:06:54,957 --> 00:06:56,000 Cody: Sound is speeding. 159 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:58,544 Everyone is set and settled. They look great. 160 00:06:58,627 --> 00:07:00,629 And rolling. 161 00:07:03,257 --> 00:07:05,050 Have you read Randall Howard's 162 00:07:05,134 --> 00:07:07,636 hearts of power: DC's most influential couples? 163 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:10,848 Sadly, I don't have a lot of time to read fiction. 164 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:12,600 (Both laugh) 165 00:07:12,683 --> 00:07:15,394 Janet: Now, during the election, uh, 166 00:07:15,477 --> 00:07:17,789 - (clears throat) - There were reports of screaming matches 167 00:07:17,813 --> 00:07:20,107 with you and your ex-husband Andrew 168 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:24,028 and suggestions that the smiles and shows of affection were all faked for the camera. 169 00:07:24,111 --> 00:07:27,114 Was your friendship all for show? 170 00:07:27,197 --> 00:07:29,241 Absolutely not. 171 00:07:29,325 --> 00:07:32,411 Now, Andrew was on the campaign trail with me, 172 00:07:32,494 --> 00:07:37,750 really, because he shared, and still does share, um, my vision for america. 173 00:07:37,833 --> 00:07:39,753 Cody: Okay. Amy: We'd like to reset for lighting. 174 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:42,147 - We're gonna reset for lighting. - Just a quick lighting reset. 175 00:07:42,171 --> 00:07:45,299 And, really, she can move on from Andrew. 176 00:07:45,382 --> 00:07:47,134 I mean, she can push as much as she likes, 177 00:07:47,217 --> 00:07:48,653 but you're just gonna get the same answer, 178 00:07:48,677 --> 00:07:50,304 -mmm. 179 00:07:50,387 --> 00:07:51,930 Have you seen television news before? 180 00:07:52,014 --> 00:07:54,600 No, I am hoping to get the box set for Christmas, though. 181 00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:56,310 - That's what it feels like. - Mmm-hmm. 182 00:07:56,393 --> 00:07:57,853 - (Cell phone ringing) - What... 183 00:07:57,936 --> 00:07:59,480 - Excuse me. - Okay. 184 00:07:59,563 --> 00:08:01,190 Yes? 185 00:08:01,732 --> 00:08:03,275 - What are you... - Come here. 186 00:08:03,359 --> 00:08:05,694 - Why? Why are you calling me? - Come here. 187 00:08:05,778 --> 00:08:09,990 Jesus, you might as well out out eye holes and peer through a fucking newspaper. 188 00:08:10,074 --> 00:08:11,450 What the fuck are you doing? 189 00:08:11,533 --> 00:08:13,136 - (Softly) It's apocalypse now. - (Cell phone beeps) 190 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,371 There's an e-mail from Andrew to a lobbyist. 191 00:08:15,454 --> 00:08:18,666 He's claiming super access to selina. He's bragging about it. 192 00:08:18,749 --> 00:08:20,959 - This? - It's fucking Andrew, yeah. 193 00:08:21,043 --> 00:08:22,628 - Madam vice president. - Yes! Yes. 194 00:08:22,711 --> 00:08:25,756 Does your ex-husband Andrew have any political aspirations? 195 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:26,840 Oh, my goodness. 196 00:08:26,924 --> 00:08:28,485 (Softly) We've got to tell her. We've got to tell her. 197 00:08:28,509 --> 00:08:30,844 No, no, no, don't say anything to selina. 198 00:08:30,928 --> 00:08:32,471 - Why? - 'Cause Janet's right there. 199 00:08:32,554 --> 00:08:34,532 You don't think she's gonna notice we're whispering in her ear? 200 00:08:34,556 --> 00:08:36,242 Then she gets on, and she tells this dildo to look it up. 201 00:08:36,266 --> 00:08:38,078 - And then we have a fucking story. - What's going on? 202 00:08:38,102 --> 00:08:41,230 - Andrew's fucking us again. - He's screwed us in all known dimensions. 203 00:08:41,313 --> 00:08:43,023 - What's new? - Another scandal. 204 00:08:43,107 --> 00:08:46,527 - Yeah, but this is fucking bad shit. - He's political poison. He's political... 205 00:08:46,610 --> 00:08:48,445 - Hi, Andrew. - Andrew. 206 00:08:48,529 --> 00:08:51,073 He's been in commercial real estate his entire life. 207 00:08:51,156 --> 00:08:53,909 So there's no reason there would be... Should be a crossover? 208 00:08:53,992 --> 00:08:59,289 Well, I certainly couldn't, you know, answer that question, um, for him. 209 00:08:59,373 --> 00:09:03,961 Would it surprise you to learn that, only moments ago, a blog has reported 210 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:08,132 that your ex-husband promised a lobbyist favorable access to your office? 211 00:09:11,927 --> 00:09:14,096 It does exist in an actual e-mail 212 00:09:14,179 --> 00:09:16,223 - from your ex-husband. - Oh. 213 00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:18,851 - I see. Okay. - "Hi, Jim. Remember, 214 00:09:18,934 --> 00:09:23,021 "I have the vice president's ear and I can get all kinds of access to her." 215 00:09:23,105 --> 00:09:29,069 Janet: And then there's one of those winking emoticons at the bottom there, so... 216 00:09:29,153 --> 00:09:31,673 Uh-huh. I'm guessing that that was meant as some sort of a joke. 217 00:09:31,739 --> 00:09:37,703 You know, Andrew meyer has no influence whatsoever, um, over my decision-making. 218 00:09:37,786 --> 00:09:39,848 It's hard to believe because you've just painted a picture 219 00:09:39,872 --> 00:09:43,000 of your relationship being very close, extremely close. 220 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:46,253 We're not telepathically linked. He can't read my mind. (Laughs) 221 00:09:46,336 --> 00:09:49,882 Amy: Hey, that's our 15 minutes. That's the 15-minute Mark. Great. Great. 222 00:09:49,965 --> 00:09:52,968 Let's take a break. Let's take a break. 223 00:09:53,051 --> 00:09:55,095 - Oh! - God! 224 00:09:55,179 --> 00:09:56,180 Okay. 225 00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:59,224 - Amy: Are you okay, Gary? - Yeah, yeah, I'm good. 226 00:09:59,308 --> 00:10:00,994 Sorry, could I just adjust your radio Mike? 227 00:10:01,018 --> 00:10:03,270 - I'm getting some static. Ow! Whoa! - I got it. 228 00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:05,522 Okay, my ears are my livelihood. You don't need to... 229 00:10:05,606 --> 00:10:07,167 Okay, I bet. All right. Let's just back off. 230 00:10:07,191 --> 00:10:08,233 - Are you okay? - Fine. 231 00:10:08,317 --> 00:10:11,361 I know that you want to kill somebody right now. 232 00:10:11,445 --> 00:10:12,446 Yeah. 233 00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:14,507 But unfortunately, it can't be anyone in the building. 234 00:10:14,531 --> 00:10:15,991 - Okay? - Okay. 235 00:10:17,075 --> 00:10:21,246 When selina told me who was gonna be interviewing me, you couldn't keep me away. 236 00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:22,682 - (Laughs) - Talk to you a little later on. 237 00:10:22,706 --> 00:10:24,583 - Wonderful. I look foward to it. - I do, too. 238 00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:28,962 But, um, let's take you now and get you all changed and fixed up. 239 00:10:29,046 --> 00:10:32,090 (Laughs) When we were married, he took longer in the bathroom than I did. 240 00:10:32,216 --> 00:10:35,969 - That's not true. Why would you say that? - Come on. Just get in here. 241 00:10:36,053 --> 00:10:38,222 - What the hell is this thing? - That's a cable. 242 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:39,973 - Oh, shit. - There's a cable. 243 00:10:40,057 --> 00:10:43,769 - Listen to me. What were you thinking? - What? It was a joke. 244 00:10:43,852 --> 00:10:49,107 Once again, Andrew, you have totally lived down to my expectations. 245 00:10:49,191 --> 00:10:51,860 When I invited you here to the residence 246 00:10:51,944 --> 00:10:54,321 - to fuck me, I didn't mean this. - Mmm-hmm. 247 00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:55,799 Andrew: Aren't we using each other? 248 00:10:55,823 --> 00:10:58,992 - What are you talking about? - Okay, I'll spell it out for you. 249 00:10:59,076 --> 00:11:03,121 How easy is it for the vice president of the United States of America 250 00:11:03,205 --> 00:11:05,332 to get some casual sex? 251 00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:08,293 I'm convenient. And, I know... 252 00:11:08,377 --> 00:11:10,629 Selina: Let me tell you something. That's right. 253 00:11:10,712 --> 00:11:12,565 - Mmm-hmm. - I am the vice president of the United States, 254 00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:17,302 and I choose now not to fuck you anymore. 255 00:11:17,386 --> 00:11:19,513 Time will tell. 256 00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:21,515 I've got to change. 257 00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:24,351 - Yeah, you look awful. - You look wonderful. 258 00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:26,395 Stop it. (Clears throat) 259 00:11:26,478 --> 00:11:28,939 - He's gonna go just change. - Wait, where's he going? 260 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:31,108 - To get my stuff. - In my bedroom. 261 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,068 Oh, no. Uh-huh. 262 00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:34,695 Oh, Andrew's been veep-fucking? 263 00:11:34,778 --> 00:11:35,863 You knew about this? 264 00:11:35,946 --> 00:11:38,657 Okay, this is a category five shit storm. 265 00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:41,201 She's over. She's done. I'm gone. 266 00:11:41,285 --> 00:11:47,040 Um, I'm wondering if we can get just a shot of Andrew's entrance just for establishing. 267 00:11:47,124 --> 00:11:50,419 So you guys meet here, kiss, kiss, hi, hi. It's a family getting together... 268 00:11:50,502 --> 00:11:53,797 No, no, no, I understand what an entrance is and how to greet people. 269 00:11:53,881 --> 00:11:55,048 - I get that. - That's great. 270 00:11:55,132 --> 00:11:56,401 - Okay. - Cody: Oh, here he comes! 271 00:11:56,425 --> 00:11:58,218 Amy: No, no, no, wait, wait, wait. 272 00:11:58,302 --> 00:12:00,053 No, no, no, you're not gonna get this. 273 00:12:00,137 --> 00:12:01,657 I'm so sorry. We're not gonna do that. 274 00:12:01,722 --> 00:12:05,851 We don't have a front door in our attic like in some sort of Dr. Seuss book or something. 275 00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:08,854 Sometimes filming these off-guarded moments, things get a little tense. 276 00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:10,230 Well, no, it's not tense at all. 277 00:12:10,314 --> 00:12:12,417 We're having a great time and I'm thrilled you guys are here, 278 00:12:12,441 --> 00:12:13,835 - but let's just do it the right way. - Okay. 279 00:12:13,859 --> 00:12:15,277 - Andrew! - Hi, dad. 280 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:17,529 How are you? Nice to see you. Excuse me. 281 00:12:17,613 --> 00:12:20,699 - How are you? Nice to see you. - Nice to see you. 282 00:12:20,782 --> 00:12:22,576 - Dad. - Hi. How are you? 283 00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:24,036 How often does this happen? 284 00:12:24,119 --> 00:12:25,746 - Oh, gosh. - Both: Um... 285 00:12:25,829 --> 00:12:28,457 Once a week, we get together for a gab and a gobble. 286 00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:31,460 Yeah, well, I mean, you know, schedules permitting and stuff, 287 00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:36,715 because now I really consider myself to be married to my vice presidential office. 288 00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:37,799 I mean, recently, 289 00:12:37,883 --> 00:12:42,095 Mary king and I were working through the night to avoid this shutdown. 290 00:12:42,179 --> 00:12:45,140 And, of course, it wasn't avoided, sadly. 291 00:12:45,223 --> 00:12:48,560 Do you think you could have worked a little harder on that? (Laughs) 292 00:12:48,644 --> 00:12:50,020 Well, we are working harder. 293 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:53,941 - Um, it's frustrating, of course. - Sure. To the American people it is. 294 00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:55,359 It's a very long process. And... 295 00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:58,278 - Knock, knock, j rock is in the... - Whoa, whoa, whoa... 296 00:12:58,362 --> 00:12:59,363 Ooh, ooh. 297 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,990 We're in the middle of filming. Oh, my goodness, Jonah. 298 00:13:02,074 --> 00:13:03,784 J dog. J dog. 299 00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:05,845 - Selina: Howdy, handsome. How are you? - How are you doing? 300 00:13:05,869 --> 00:13:07,746 - Hey, Jonah. - Great to see you again. 301 00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:09,665 - God, you've grown up, huh? - Huh. Oh. 302 00:13:09,748 --> 00:13:11,517 I had a great time at your birthday party, by the way. 303 00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:12,542 That's great. 304 00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:14,187 - Great to see you. - Hey, how's it hanging? 305 00:13:14,211 --> 00:13:18,340 Jonah is our... Dear Jonah is, um, our white house liaison. 306 00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:20,467 Guilty. 307 00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:24,054 And he's one of the more colorful characters in the west wing. 308 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:27,641 - I'll say. That was quite an entrance. - Oh, thank you. I try to make a Mark. 309 00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:30,684 I just want to say I'm a huge fan, by the way. I love your work, genuinely. 310 00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:33,188 - Thank you. - And, actually, I'm gonna give you my card 311 00:13:33,271 --> 00:13:37,067 just in case you ever need any sort of, like, "inside the west wing" kind of stuff. 312 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:40,195 I do occasional media appearances. I give great talking head. 313 00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:43,824 Jonah, to what may we owe this pleasure? 314 00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:45,551 Oh, I just got off the phone with the white house, 315 00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:50,080 and in 15 minutes, potus is going to announce that the shutdown is over. 316 00:13:51,373 --> 00:13:53,417 - Is that true? - Isn't that great? 317 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,669 - Isn't that great? - Move in on her. 318 00:13:55,752 --> 00:14:00,215 Yeah, the speaker, senate majority leader, and potus, they thrashed out a deal, 319 00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:03,176 - and we switched america back on. - Uh-huh, yes. 320 00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:05,512 - Congratulations, madam vice president. - Thank you. 321 00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:07,681 - (Applause) - We did it. We did it. You did it. 322 00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:10,642 The resolution took less time than you anticipated. 323 00:14:10,726 --> 00:14:14,021 Well, it took all the time leading up to this time. 324 00:14:14,104 --> 00:14:17,524 - So you were expecting a solution today? - Yes, I was, yes. 325 00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:20,902 And yet you said it was going to be a long process. 326 00:14:20,986 --> 00:14:24,865 - And it was, yeah. It was. - Were you involved in the... 327 00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:26,634 Janet, it's like when you loosen a pickle jar 328 00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:28,261 and somebody comes by and they just open it. 329 00:14:28,285 --> 00:14:30,787 - (Laughs) - Mike: This is the shutdown lid loosener. 330 00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:34,124 - The pickle jar loosener. - (Laughs) I like it. 331 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:37,210 No, but can you talk us through the final agreement? 332 00:14:37,294 --> 00:14:39,880 I can... it's... you know, um... 333 00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:43,633 I can, and I also want to eat some lunch. 334 00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:45,635 - Are we hungry? - Yeah. 335 00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:47,113 Mike: Definitely. Amy: Yeah, let's get some lunch. 336 00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:48,990 Mike: That's a cut. Yeah, I think that's a cut. 337 00:14:49,014 --> 00:14:50,432 Amy: Lunchtime. Mike: That's a cut. 338 00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:52,076 - Okay, she doesn't... - Oh, my god, she didn't know. 339 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:54,829 Janet: That reminded me why I got into this business in the first place. 340 00:14:54,853 --> 00:14:56,973 - I am so attracted to you right now. - (Janet laughs) 341 00:14:57,606 --> 00:15:01,401 I think that I'd like to just sit back and watch you all prepare this meal. 342 00:15:01,485 --> 00:15:02,569 Pretend I'm not here. 343 00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:04,297 - Mmm-hmm. - I kind of want to be the fly on a wall. 344 00:15:04,321 --> 00:15:07,574 Oh, my god. Andrew, that's getting everywhere. 345 00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:11,536 Um, I'm gonna get you a peeler, okay? 346 00:15:11,620 --> 00:15:14,664 - I don't need a peeler. Thank you. - Yeah, you need a peeler. 347 00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:17,250 Actually... actually, I don't. 348 00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:18,960 Where... I'm trying to remember where... 349 00:15:19,044 --> 00:15:21,314 You know how sometimes you have something in your kitchen, 350 00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:23,483 you know where it is, and then all of a sudden, you can't find it? 351 00:15:23,507 --> 00:15:25,026 And that is what's happened to me right now. 352 00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:27,653 Janet: Well, you probably have so much staff in and out of here that... 353 00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:31,181 No, no, no. I know this kitchen like the back of my hand. 354 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:35,936 - Oh, that's not it. - Okay, I don't know where... 355 00:15:36,228 --> 00:15:37,938 - (Utensils clatter) - (Groans) 356 00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:39,356 This is maddening. 357 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,709 Do you ever have this happen to you where you're trying to... 358 00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:44,611 - I'm not here. - Selina: Okay, you're not here. I'm so sorry. 359 00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:46,863 I'm talking to myself. Where are you, peeler? 360 00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:48,573 Okay, I got it. 361 00:15:48,657 --> 00:15:50,742 It was in with the napkins inexplicably. 362 00:15:50,826 --> 00:15:55,080 - Here you go. Use that for the carrots. - Actually, I'm all done. I'm good. 363 00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:56,164 Okay. 364 00:15:56,248 --> 00:15:59,918 Tell me, don't you normally have staff to cater for you? 365 00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:01,001 Yeah, definitely. 366 00:16:01,044 --> 00:16:03,755 Well, sure, but I just love banging the pots around. 367 00:16:03,839 --> 00:16:06,466 And I think you would say that I'm a foodie. 368 00:16:06,550 --> 00:16:10,637 So, just to flag with you, Andrew's obviously off the table. 369 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:14,182 (Laughs) Well, technically, he's very much at the table currently. 370 00:16:14,266 --> 00:16:15,308 Janet: What's on the menu? 371 00:16:15,392 --> 00:16:19,980 Selina: Herb roasted chicken and some arugula salad. 372 00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:22,315 Janet: Catherine, do you enjoy your folks' cooking? 373 00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:24,818 Yeah, I love the way that they cook the vegetables. 374 00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:25,901 Mmm. 375 00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:27,421 The vegetables are always my favorite. 376 00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:30,240 I just love vegetables so much. 377 00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:33,118 - Are you working for the vegetable lobby? - (All laugh) 378 00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:34,887 I'll be right back. I just have to grab something. 379 00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:36,163 Okay, darling. 380 00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:37,390 Selina: Please, can you use the peeler? 381 00:16:37,414 --> 00:16:38,975 - Andrew: I'm all done with the carrots. - Oh, my god. 382 00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:41,060 - Selina: No, you're not. - That's all the carrots we're gonna use. 383 00:16:41,084 --> 00:16:43,378 I realize there are more carrots. 384 00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:45,130 We don't need any more. 385 00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:48,341 (Stammering) The get moving campaign, 386 00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:50,510 - which as you know I spearheaded. - Yes. 387 00:16:50,594 --> 00:16:55,432 Um, as I launched that campaign, I discovered a local organic butcher. 388 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,142 - Hmm. - And... 389 00:16:57,934 --> 00:17:03,481 Um, he does a lot of, um, grass-fed... 390 00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:07,861 - Grass-fed cattle and free-range chickens. - Yeah. Yeah. 391 00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:10,864 Janet: What's your favorite meal that you can't wait to have? 392 00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:12,199 Catherine: I really... 393 00:17:12,282 --> 00:17:18,622 I love the roasted Brussels sprouts that my mom and dad make. 394 00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:24,544 Okay, well, they're taking a break, 395 00:17:24,628 --> 00:17:27,881 so this gives us a chance to come in here, have a little chat. 396 00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:29,883 You never told me that you were a vegetarian. 397 00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:32,286 - I told you three months ago. - No, you didn't, Catherine. 398 00:17:32,344 --> 00:17:33,345 What? 399 00:17:33,428 --> 00:17:35,781 Uh, now that she mentions it, I think it does sound familiar. 400 00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:37,557 Completely useless. You know what? 401 00:17:37,641 --> 00:17:40,601 Just because he's a liability doesn't mean you have to be a liability, too. 402 00:17:40,644 --> 00:17:42,622 Now I'm gonna tell you something. You're eating that chicken. 403 00:17:42,646 --> 00:17:44,564 I am not gonna do it. I'm a vegetarian, mom. 404 00:17:44,648 --> 00:17:48,693 You swallowed chicken your entire life. (Softly) You're gonna do it again today. 405 00:17:48,777 --> 00:17:50,904 I swallowed your bullshit my entire life. 406 00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:53,424 Okay, look, little lady, we don't talk to your mother like that. 407 00:17:53,448 --> 00:17:54,908 All right, I'm just... god damn it. 408 00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:57,160 Selina: Could you... Amy: Yes, yes, yes. 409 00:17:57,744 --> 00:18:00,247 You know when you're 12 and you just get rid of it? 410 00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:02,082 Mmm, no. Speak for yourself. 411 00:18:02,165 --> 00:18:06,086 It's gonna look really bad for your mom if she doesn't know that you're a vegetarian on TV. 412 00:18:06,169 --> 00:18:09,256 I'm not gonna sacrifice my morals for her career anymore. 413 00:18:09,673 --> 00:18:12,092 I've done that. It's not that bad. 414 00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:15,470 Well, doesn't that chicken look just amazing, Catherine? 415 00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:17,555 - It looks delicious. - Yeah. 416 00:18:17,639 --> 00:18:19,224 I love it when dad cooks. 417 00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:21,547 - Janet: A man of hidden talents. - I don't like to brag. 418 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,144 Janet: Not about cooking, anyway. 419 00:18:23,228 --> 00:18:26,439 - Okay, babe, here you go. Eat that up. - Wow. 420 00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:29,901 I just need to reiterate with you. We have agreed on all of these topics. 421 00:18:29,985 --> 00:18:32,237 - Mmm-hmm. - And the Andrew e-mail story was not agreed. 422 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,114 Sweetheart, it's news. Okay? 423 00:18:34,197 --> 00:18:38,618 It happened today. It's new with an s on it. That's just what news is, so... 424 00:18:38,702 --> 00:18:40,662 With all due respect, this is not news. 425 00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:42,139 This is the fucking food channel you got here. 426 00:18:42,163 --> 00:18:44,749 Okay, well, with all due respect, fuck you. 427 00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:49,254 I own the edit on your shit-show politician that you connected yourself to, 428 00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:50,630 not me, you little gremlin. 429 00:18:50,714 --> 00:18:53,216 Janet: And has it been a happy divorce for you, Catherine? 430 00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:56,052 Mmm, yeah. 431 00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:59,180 I think knowing that my mom had to be available 24 hours a day 432 00:18:59,264 --> 00:19:01,891 really taught me not to be too demanding as a child. 433 00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:03,476 Selina: Well, that's true. 434 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:06,646 Janet: So you don't feel parentally shortchanged, then, do you, Catherine? 435 00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:07,981 No, um... 436 00:19:08,064 --> 00:19:12,319 I'm actually a big music fan, so I usually try to explain my parents in terms of music. 437 00:19:12,402 --> 00:19:15,989 You know, musicians sometimes are better in bands, or sometimes better solo. 438 00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:17,324 Janet: That's interesting. 439 00:19:17,407 --> 00:19:22,495 They're like the Beatles, you know, better as a band, or Michael Jackson, better solo. 440 00:19:22,954 --> 00:19:26,207 - Although not a great parent, admittedly. - (Chuckles) 441 00:19:26,291 --> 00:19:28,543 Well, actually, he did okay with his own kids. 442 00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:31,504 It's when other kids got involved that it got real dicey. 443 00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:34,841 But, no, then he did dangle that one from a great height. 444 00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:37,594 - Right? Over that railing? - (Clears throat) 445 00:19:38,053 --> 00:19:39,679 You know, you cross me on this, 446 00:19:39,763 --> 00:19:42,265 and you're never, ever gonna get the veep on camera again. 447 00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:45,060 Why the fuck... mmm. Why are you still talking to me, huh? 448 00:19:45,143 --> 00:19:48,039 If you'd just let someone get close enough to fuck some sunshine into you, 449 00:19:48,063 --> 00:19:49,189 you'd shut your mouth! 450 00:19:49,272 --> 00:19:50,774 - You... you... - Okay, okay. 451 00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:54,152 You do not know anything about me. You think that this is easy, what I do? 452 00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:57,364 Yeah, having 10,000 interests screaming in your fucking face 453 00:19:57,447 --> 00:20:00,492 the way that I am screaming in your face right now all day, every day? 454 00:20:00,575 --> 00:20:02,762 - I am fucking good at this. - Can we just put a filter... 455 00:20:02,786 --> 00:20:04,666 - Are you? This is good? - Fuck your face, Gary. 456 00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:07,266 - She's good at this, you guys. Sorry. - Fuck my face. You hear that? 457 00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:09,334 Antique windows. Bring it down. 458 00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:11,604 - What the fuck just happened? - Antique windows. Bring it down. 459 00:20:11,628 --> 00:20:13,880 Amy, let's go find your dignity over here, okay? 460 00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:16,091 Get her out of here. Fucking amateur. 461 00:20:16,174 --> 00:20:18,176 - All right. All right. - Hey, no, no, no. 462 00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:20,553 - No, seriously... - No. Okay. Whoa. 463 00:20:20,637 --> 00:20:23,723 Okay, listen, you need to calm down. 464 00:20:23,807 --> 00:20:26,309 At least I am giving a shit. You are flatlining all day. 465 00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:29,813 Okay, okay. But has she been impressive at all today? 466 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:31,815 Look, I've graphed her performance, okay? 467 00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:35,252 Look at this. Look at this nice little graphic. Here's time. Here's her fucking career. 468 00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:36,319 (Whistles) 469 00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:37,671 Now maybe there should be a little uptick 470 00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:40,216 because she didn't barf her food all over the table, I don't know. 471 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,301 So if she doesn't turn this fucking shit-show around, 472 00:20:42,325 --> 00:20:44,095 guess what, I don't know which way I'm gonna bounce. 473 00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:48,123 Amy, when my memaw used to find herself getting snappy, 474 00:20:48,206 --> 00:20:50,083 she would sing her favorite song. 475 00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:53,378 I wish I were in the land of cotton old times there were not forgotten 476 00:20:53,461 --> 00:20:54,504 (Amy sighs) 477 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:57,215 Look away! Look away! 478 00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:59,551 No, guys, please. 479 00:20:59,634 --> 00:21:01,344 Favorite family vacation? 480 00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:03,054 - White water rafting. - Italy. 481 00:21:03,138 --> 00:21:04,681 Mmm, Disneyland. 482 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:05,765 Which is it? 483 00:21:05,849 --> 00:21:08,226 No, honey, we didn't ever go to Disneyland. 484 00:21:08,309 --> 00:21:11,813 Oh, no, you didn't take me. Rosa took me with her family. 485 00:21:11,896 --> 00:21:12,981 - Who's Rosa? - Um... 486 00:21:13,064 --> 00:21:14,566 - She was a... - She was... 487 00:21:14,649 --> 00:21:16,252 - Housekeeper. - Housekeeper, that's right. 488 00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:18,003 You spent a lot of time with your housekeeper? 489 00:21:18,027 --> 00:21:19,946 Yeah, she was like a... 490 00:21:20,029 --> 00:21:21,322 We did go to India. 491 00:21:21,531 --> 00:21:23,616 - Mmm. - India was awful. 492 00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:25,620 I don't know why you didn't give me this earlier. 493 00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:28,037 Oh, I didn't want to give it to you before your interview. 494 00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:30,266 - God, you don't want any water? - No, I've gotten good at it. 495 00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:32,917 Look at this. I was supposed to be stressing my successes. 496 00:21:33,001 --> 00:21:35,295 Instead I'm sitting there stuffing my face with chicken. 497 00:21:35,378 --> 00:21:38,214 Great stuff in there, guys. Good stuff. Thumbs up. 498 00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:39,466 Andrew looks great on camera. 499 00:21:39,549 --> 00:21:40,985 - Get off my stairs, Jonah. - Oh, yes, ma'am. 500 00:21:41,009 --> 00:21:42,010 - Ma'am. - What? 501 00:21:42,093 --> 00:21:43,946 I need to give you some straight talk right now, okay? 502 00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:46,657 All of your worst fears about how this day could have possibly gone... 503 00:21:46,681 --> 00:21:48,183 - Yeah? - Have come true. 504 00:21:48,266 --> 00:21:50,026 - Oh, my gosh. - No, no, up here. Look at me. 505 00:21:50,059 --> 00:21:51,412 - You want to own this interview? - Yeah. 506 00:21:51,436 --> 00:21:52,812 - Say it. - I want to own it. 507 00:21:52,896 --> 00:21:53,956 All right. Here's what you're gonna do. 508 00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:56,375 You're gonna do something big. You're gonna do something bold. 509 00:21:56,399 --> 00:21:58,169 And you're gonna do it in the next five minutes. 510 00:21:58,193 --> 00:21:59,193 How about this? 511 00:21:59,235 --> 00:22:01,672 How about I lift up my dress, give everyone a big fat shot of my cooch? 512 00:22:01,696 --> 00:22:04,115 - Jesus Christ. - Everything okay up there? 513 00:22:04,199 --> 00:22:06,451 - All right. You need more pep talk? - No, let's do it. 514 00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:08,203 - Did hejust hear that? - Nope. 515 00:22:08,286 --> 00:22:11,664 - Use the force, ma'am. - I don't even know what that means. 516 00:22:11,748 --> 00:22:14,792 Big and bold. What do you mean? Like, a medley from Okla-fucking-homa? 517 00:22:14,876 --> 00:22:16,187 Look, I tried to wake her up, okay? 518 00:22:16,211 --> 00:22:18,213 I have no choice but to be the fucking curveball. 519 00:22:20,465 --> 00:22:22,717 - (Clears throat) - Fantastic. Okay. 520 00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:27,096 Cody: Let's roll cameras. Sound. 521 00:22:28,890 --> 00:22:33,728 So, what a lovely afternoon I have gotten to spend with the second family. 522 00:22:33,811 --> 00:22:35,021 How about that? Yeah. 523 00:22:35,104 --> 00:22:39,442 And, Catherine, would you vote for your parents to get back together again? 524 00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:40,527 No, no, no. This way, 525 00:22:40,610 --> 00:22:43,010 I get a Christmas and a birthday present off of each of them. 526 00:22:43,071 --> 00:22:44,364 (All chuckle) 527 00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:48,743 Catherine, how does all this affect how you approach relationships? 528 00:22:48,826 --> 00:22:51,704 Not terribly much. I'm in a very different phase of my life. 529 00:22:51,788 --> 00:22:56,209 You know, my boyfriend and I are very young and not really talking about marriage. 530 00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:58,253 And this would be rahim? 531 00:23:00,296 --> 00:23:01,548 Yes. 532 00:23:01,631 --> 00:23:05,218 Janet: That is an interesting name. Is that Indian? 533 00:23:05,301 --> 00:23:07,428 - It's Iranian. - Jan et: Iranian? 534 00:23:07,512 --> 00:23:11,099 It's second generation American persian. 535 00:23:11,182 --> 00:23:13,059 Calling Tel Aviv now. 536 00:23:13,142 --> 00:23:16,896 - And has he been welcomed into your home? - No. 537 00:23:16,980 --> 00:23:18,648 Only because it's just... 538 00:23:18,773 --> 00:23:22,235 It's a casual thing, and it's actually ended. 539 00:23:22,318 --> 00:23:25,238 - Really? I'm sorry to hear that, honey. - Catherine: That's okay. 540 00:23:25,321 --> 00:23:28,241 Speaking of relationships, Andrew, I'm sorry, 541 00:23:28,324 --> 00:23:31,744 I simply have to ask you about your relationship with lobbyist Jim melita 542 00:23:31,828 --> 00:23:36,124 and the implication that you offered access to the vice president. 543 00:23:36,207 --> 00:23:39,252 Yeah, um, it's, um... 544 00:23:40,628 --> 00:23:42,088 In aword... 545 00:23:44,173 --> 00:23:46,259 Come on. Uh... 546 00:23:46,884 --> 00:23:51,347 Perhaps, it's possible that I have overplayed my hand. 547 00:23:52,849 --> 00:23:59,063 Well, I think it's safe to say that Andrew overreached and just said something silly. 548 00:23:59,147 --> 00:24:00,356 Yeah. 549 00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:05,069 I suppose that the vice president would also agree that 550 00:24:05,153 --> 00:24:08,906 when she said she was in the loop over national security, 551 00:24:08,990 --> 00:24:11,868 that also may have been a bit of an exaggeration. 552 00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:17,040 I'm actually not sure that those two situations are comparable. 553 00:24:17,165 --> 00:24:18,499 I believe that they are. 554 00:24:18,583 --> 00:24:24,339 And insomuch as you refuse to comment on the spy allegations or the hostage situation 555 00:24:24,422 --> 00:24:26,299 until the investigation is complete, 556 00:24:26,382 --> 00:24:28,468 I, too, would like to refrain 557 00:24:28,551 --> 00:24:33,640 until I find out just exactly what it is I'm accused of having said or not said. 558 00:24:33,723 --> 00:24:36,142 You do understand that sounds like 559 00:24:36,225 --> 00:24:40,563 you're playing for time and actually are hiding something? 560 00:24:42,732 --> 00:24:44,651 I'm sorry, was that a question for me or selina? 561 00:24:44,734 --> 00:24:46,527 I think that question is for me. 562 00:24:48,613 --> 00:24:50,740 I want to talk about the spy. 563 00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:52,617 The CIA operative. 564 00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:54,619 - No, no. - Yeah, yeah. 565 00:24:54,702 --> 00:24:56,454 There was a miscommunication 566 00:24:56,537 --> 00:25:00,667 for which I want to apologize on behalf of the administration. 567 00:25:00,750 --> 00:25:07,507 You know, the intention was never to mislead the American people, but that was its effect. 568 00:25:07,590 --> 00:25:10,927 - Shit. - Selina: And for that, I really am truly sorry. 569 00:25:11,010 --> 00:25:15,348 But I am saying that I had full knowledge of the spy's status. 570 00:25:15,431 --> 00:25:17,517 - But she didn't. - I know. 571 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:18,810 Madam vice president, 572 00:25:18,893 --> 00:25:20,561 - this is quite an admission. - Mmm-hmm. 573 00:25:20,645 --> 00:25:26,234 I have taken on a role now, an important role in national security, 574 00:25:26,317 --> 00:25:30,321 and I take great pride in that responsibility. 575 00:25:30,405 --> 00:25:33,324 Now, sometimes you have to act. 576 00:25:33,408 --> 00:25:34,909 Always you have to listen. 577 00:25:35,410 --> 00:25:38,496 Because in politics, 578 00:25:38,579 --> 00:25:41,416 a backbone and a heart 579 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:46,295 are only as good as your ears. 580 00:25:49,465 --> 00:25:52,301 And my ears are my livelihood. 581 00:25:52,385 --> 00:25:54,470 Cody: Okay, that's our segment, guys. 582 00:25:54,554 --> 00:25:57,056 - (Applause) - That's it. Great. Good. Okay. 583 00:25:57,140 --> 00:25:58,141 That's good. 584 00:25:58,474 --> 00:26:01,644 Madam vice president, that was an amazing interview. 585 00:26:01,728 --> 00:26:02,768 Well, thank you very much. 586 00:26:02,812 --> 00:26:06,208 You're gonna take the spotlight back from the end of the shutdown, I'll tell you that. 587 00:26:06,232 --> 00:26:08,067 - We'll see. - Best of luck, Andrew. 588 00:26:08,151 --> 00:26:10,278 - Good to meet you. - Good luck with all the, mmm... 589 00:26:10,361 --> 00:26:12,530 Andrew: Way to go, team meyer. 590 00:26:12,613 --> 00:26:15,199 (Laugh) How about it? Right? Congratulations. 591 00:26:15,324 --> 00:26:17,869 Honestly, that was... That was something else, mom. 592 00:26:17,952 --> 00:26:21,080 I'm really sorry that I brought up rahim. I know you didn't want me to do that. 593 00:26:21,164 --> 00:26:23,475 Selina: You know what? I'm sorry you had to dump him on the air. 594 00:26:23,499 --> 00:26:24,625 Notes about the interview. 595 00:26:24,709 --> 00:26:26,353 Just want to help you keep an eye out for those. 596 00:26:26,377 --> 00:26:27,813 - Get out of here. - How are you doing? 597 00:26:27,837 --> 00:26:30,673 I spewed out so much bullshit, I'm gonna need a mint. 598 00:26:30,757 --> 00:26:31,758 A fucking mint. 599 00:26:31,841 --> 00:26:34,401 - Do you want a mint? I'll get you a mint. - No, I don't mean it. 600 00:26:34,844 --> 00:26:37,597 I'm just gonna head back. If anybody needs me... west wing. 601 00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:39,974 - No one does, Jonah. - No one needs you, Jonah. 602 00:26:40,057 --> 00:26:41,434 - Selina: Amy. - Yes, ma'am? 603 00:26:41,517 --> 00:26:42,518 (Door closes) 604 00:26:42,602 --> 00:26:44,604 - Did Andrew leave? - He's gone. 605 00:26:44,687 --> 00:26:46,081 Can you see if he's still out there? 606 00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:49,400 - He just left a jacket. - Oh, yourjacket is up here. 607 00:26:49,484 --> 00:26:51,944 - His jacket. - I'll wait here? 608 00:26:52,028 --> 00:26:54,405 - Ma'am, do you need... - Selina: No, it's fine. 609 00:26:54,489 --> 00:26:56,741 I know where his stuff is. 610 00:26:56,824 --> 00:26:58,409 Are they gonna... 611 00:26:58,493 --> 00:27:00,411 It's like a victory fuck? 612 00:27:00,495 --> 00:27:01,996 He better come down. 613 00:27:02,079 --> 00:27:05,166 Is he coming back down? Do we need to wait for him? 614 00:27:05,249 --> 00:27:06,751 Selina: We got it. Andrew: We're good. 615 00:27:07,251 --> 00:27:08,961 Okay. 616 00:27:09,504 --> 00:27:11,380 Catherine: Where are my parents? 617 00:27:12,924 --> 00:27:14,133 Did my dad leave? 618 00:27:14,217 --> 00:27:17,929 - They're having... they're having a talk. - They're having a talk upstairs. 619 00:27:18,012 --> 00:27:19,430 A talk upstairs? 620 00:27:19,514 --> 00:27:22,225 - They might be getting you something. - Oh, Jesus Christ.