1 00:00:06,924 --> 00:00:09,969 Gary: (Groans) Oh, god, that is really bad. 2 00:00:10,469 --> 00:00:13,681 - Agent: Can't we get this shit out of here? - Not until the shutdown is over. 3 00:00:13,764 --> 00:00:15,617 - The garbage collection is suspended... - (Bags rustle) 4 00:00:15,641 --> 00:00:16,767 - (Shrieks) - Wait, what? 5 00:00:16,851 --> 00:00:18,186 (Gary gasps) 6 00:00:18,269 --> 00:00:19,937 Did I hear the vp scream? 7 00:00:20,021 --> 00:00:23,191 No, that was me. And it was a shout. 8 00:00:23,566 --> 00:00:26,903 There was a rat on the garbage, so I shouted to scare it off. 9 00:00:26,986 --> 00:00:30,489 - That was a man's voice? - Yeah, 'cause I'm a man. 10 00:00:31,115 --> 00:00:33,075 I have a man's voice. 11 00:00:34,076 --> 00:00:36,954 Yeah, that's right. Walk away. Walk away. (Scoffs) 12 00:00:38,789 --> 00:00:39,916 (Chuckles) 13 00:00:53,054 --> 00:00:55,348 Gary: I swear to god, it was massive. 14 00:00:55,431 --> 00:00:56,867 - It was like a pony. - Squeak, squeak. 15 00:00:56,891 --> 00:00:58,684 God! Stop! That's not cool. 16 00:00:58,768 --> 00:01:02,438 Okay, guys, I'm not gonna drag this out. We're in shutdown mode. 17 00:01:02,521 --> 00:01:04,232 I've got to have a skeleton staff. 18 00:01:04,315 --> 00:01:06,234 - 80 Keith stays, right? - What? 19 00:01:06,317 --> 00:01:07,902 Keith. He's skinny like a skeleton. 20 00:01:08,861 --> 00:01:10,589 Ma'am, please. I can't afford to be furloughed. 21 00:01:10,613 --> 00:01:12,907 - No, you're not. But, Dan, you are. - Ma'am. 22 00:01:12,990 --> 00:01:14,992 Yeah, you know, you two do similarjobs. 23 00:01:15,076 --> 00:01:16,956 It just makes economic sense for you to go, Dan. 24 00:01:16,994 --> 00:01:18,555 Does that mean he makes more money than I do? 25 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:20,224 Selina: Anyway, the deal is it's not going to be long 26 00:01:20,248 --> 00:01:22,017 because I've got a meeting with the speaker today. 27 00:01:22,041 --> 00:01:23,459 - Is that correct? - Today, yes. 28 00:01:23,542 --> 00:01:24,978 So I'm gonna shut down the shutdown. 29 00:01:25,002 --> 00:01:27,898 It looks like it's between you and me. Without me, this office will implode. 30 00:01:27,922 --> 00:01:30,758 Gary, the secret service is calling you girly Shirley temple. 31 00:01:30,841 --> 00:01:31,902 - So you need to just cut... - Selina: Sue. 32 00:01:31,926 --> 00:01:33,386 - Yeah? - You're going home. 33 00:01:33,469 --> 00:01:34,469 Oh! 34 00:01:34,512 --> 00:01:36,931 - Selina: Yeah, I'm sorry. - Fine. 35 00:01:37,682 --> 00:01:39,225 I need a moment. (Sobbing) 36 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:41,936 Oh, man, that's tough. 37 00:01:42,019 --> 00:01:44,272 Oh, my god. I feel so bad for her. 38 00:01:44,355 --> 00:01:46,190 - Oh, come on, she had to go. - Poor sue. 39 00:01:46,274 --> 00:01:48,317 - Poor sue. - Dan: I guess I'll be heading out. 40 00:01:48,401 --> 00:01:51,737 Okay. I need to remind you you cannot make work-related contact with anyone 41 00:01:51,821 --> 00:01:54,031 from this administration and you're forbidden by law 42 00:01:54,115 --> 00:01:56,325 from entering the west wing or eeob. 43 00:01:56,409 --> 00:01:58,178 Actually, you did not need to remind me of that. 44 00:01:58,202 --> 00:02:00,162 - I know, but I wanted to. - Laters. 45 00:02:00,246 --> 00:02:01,956 Wow, he's taking that well. 46 00:02:02,039 --> 00:02:03,976 Amy: He's like Spock. He doesn't show his emotions. 47 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,876 - Ever? - Ever 48 00:02:06,544 --> 00:02:07,586 ever? 49 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:09,964 - No, not even then. - You're kidding me. 50 00:02:10,047 --> 00:02:13,217 I saw him laugh once really hard when the security guy fell off his Segway. 51 00:02:14,427 --> 00:02:16,304 Is laughter an emotion? 52 00:02:16,887 --> 00:02:19,015 Full day spa package. 53 00:02:19,098 --> 00:02:20,850 No, I think you'll find it is possible. 54 00:02:20,933 --> 00:02:22,143 Sue Wilson. 55 00:02:22,226 --> 00:02:24,645 Valued and, if need be, aggressive client. 56 00:02:24,729 --> 00:02:27,565 - Can you set up a lunch with him? Great. - (Sue continues talking) 57 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:30,026 No, no, no. Just browsing the store of life. 58 00:02:30,109 --> 00:02:31,777 Section marked "what if." (Chuckles) 59 00:02:31,861 --> 00:02:33,904 No, no, network the bejesus... 60 00:02:36,115 --> 00:02:37,491 Network the bejesus out of me. 61 00:02:37,575 --> 00:02:39,827 I want people to be sick of the sight of my face. 62 00:02:39,910 --> 00:02:41,412 Very funny, Carl. 63 00:02:41,996 --> 00:02:43,706 Gary, I don't know how to do that. 64 00:02:43,789 --> 00:02:46,083 Oh, ma'am. Oh, oh, oh. Sorry. 65 00:02:46,167 --> 00:02:48,287 Andrew donating to both parties is all over the blogs. 66 00:02:48,336 --> 00:02:51,047 - Who the hell keeps stirring the shit pot? - Both: Roger furlong. 67 00:02:51,130 --> 00:02:53,341 Thought that, too. So obvious, furlong. 68 00:02:53,424 --> 00:02:55,176 Wow, it's like anal leakage. 69 00:02:55,259 --> 00:02:57,845 The donations, the shitty book about me and Andrew 70 00:02:57,928 --> 00:02:59,364 having some sort of fake relationship, 71 00:02:59,388 --> 00:03:02,058 the land deal from, like, ages ago. 72 00:03:02,141 --> 00:03:04,769 Somebody bring me the chinless head of Roger furlong. 73 00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:06,187 Well, in the acknowledgments, 74 00:03:06,270 --> 00:03:07,414 - the author says... - Selina: Mmm! 75 00:03:07,438 --> 00:03:09,666 - Why do you have a copy of that? - So I can refute it to people. 76 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:12,526 - It's my refuting copy. - Get rid of it. Refuse it. 77 00:03:12,610 --> 00:03:14,210 Okay, look, if the vp did have a window, 78 00:03:14,278 --> 00:03:16,197 it'd be a high one and she'd push you out of it. 79 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:18,866 - Ooh, that's very good. - I'm doing my impression of sue. 80 00:03:18,949 --> 00:03:21,118 - Yeah, that's very good. - (Laughs) What? 81 00:03:21,202 --> 00:03:24,747 You're pregnant? Oh, my god, I'm so sorry. I did not mean that. 82 00:03:24,830 --> 00:03:27,100 Listen, if you call next week, I can probably fit you in, okay? 83 00:03:27,124 --> 00:03:28,709 Congratulations. (Chuckling) 84 00:03:28,793 --> 00:03:30,270 Jonah: (In British accent) Well, 'ello, governors. 85 00:03:30,294 --> 00:03:32,671 Pickle me eels and tickle me belly 86 00:03:32,755 --> 00:03:35,674 'cause I am off to merry London town 87 00:03:35,758 --> 00:03:37,885 for a right fuckabout, eh? 88 00:03:37,968 --> 00:03:39,553 Innit, love? 89 00:03:39,637 --> 00:03:41,472 Are you going to the g8 conference in London? 90 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:43,891 Yes, I am, Gary. Thank you for asking. 91 00:03:43,974 --> 00:03:45,518 Yes, I am. 92 00:03:45,601 --> 00:03:49,063 It is a city where women are literally drunk all day. 93 00:03:49,146 --> 00:03:51,899 And I am going to mind their gaps, my friend. 94 00:03:51,982 --> 00:03:55,361 But I need my passport renewed, so can I speak to the veep? 95 00:03:55,903 --> 00:03:57,238 Why do you need her for that? 96 00:03:57,321 --> 00:04:00,658 Uh, well, cum-for-brains, the government is shut down, 97 00:04:00,741 --> 00:04:02,451 so all the passport offices are closed. 98 00:04:02,535 --> 00:04:04,304 So I need selina to pull some strings for me. 99 00:04:04,328 --> 00:04:05,413 So get sue. 100 00:04:06,288 --> 00:04:09,708 Hmm. Where's sue? Where's sue? 101 00:04:09,792 --> 00:04:12,002 Who's the new sue? Me. 102 00:04:13,254 --> 00:04:15,172 Would you like an appointment, Mr. Ryan? 103 00:04:15,256 --> 00:04:17,466 Uh, yes, new sue, I would like to make an appointment. 104 00:04:17,550 --> 00:04:19,718 - Hmm, suck it. - (Laughs) 105 00:04:20,010 --> 00:04:21,178 (Chuckles) 106 00:04:23,013 --> 00:04:24,265 Danny: Look around you. 107 00:04:24,348 --> 00:04:27,101 People out of work. Garbage in the streets. 108 00:04:27,184 --> 00:04:29,061 Ordinary folks suffering. 109 00:04:29,145 --> 00:04:31,480 Sometimes I feel I don't know my own party. 110 00:04:31,564 --> 00:04:33,691 See, this is the problem with high-definition. 111 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:35,609 You don't want to see a dick in hi-def. 112 00:04:35,693 --> 00:04:37,945 How can they allow this shutdown to happen? 113 00:04:38,028 --> 00:04:41,740 Do Washington's overpaid lawmakers not care about ordinary people? 114 00:04:41,824 --> 00:04:43,409 What? I'm not overpaid. 115 00:04:43,492 --> 00:04:46,245 I'm independently wealthy. All right? Sorry. 116 00:04:46,328 --> 00:04:48,789 They need to cut a deal and vanquish the stench. 117 00:04:49,457 --> 00:04:52,042 Ma'am, the stench at your home is gone. 118 00:04:52,126 --> 00:04:54,128 - Thanks to me. - What? 119 00:04:54,211 --> 00:04:56,755 You know that stinky garbage outside your home? 120 00:04:56,839 --> 00:04:59,758 I, as sue, had a private company take it away. 121 00:05:00,593 --> 00:05:02,094 What? Why would you do that? 122 00:05:02,178 --> 00:05:03,618 Amy: That was not a good idea, Gary. 123 00:05:03,679 --> 00:05:05,764 That wasn't the reaction I was expecting. 124 00:05:05,848 --> 00:05:07,641 Oh, come on, Gary. Everybody in garbagetown 125 00:05:07,725 --> 00:05:09,393 has to live with the stink except for the 126 00:05:09,477 --> 00:05:12,229 (in British accent) Uppity Princess in her perfumed palace. 127 00:05:13,189 --> 00:05:15,149 Is what other people would say. 128 00:05:15,232 --> 00:05:16,901 I'm not saying that. Not me. 129 00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:18,402 Wait a minute, hold on now. 130 00:05:18,486 --> 00:05:22,490 So now some private contractor who has not been vetted 131 00:05:22,573 --> 00:05:26,285 could go through all of my trash and put it up on the... 132 00:05:26,368 --> 00:05:28,662 On the Internet? 133 00:05:28,746 --> 00:05:30,498 I'm sorry, ma'am. I didn't mean to do that. 134 00:05:30,581 --> 00:05:32,309 You've got to go and get the garbage bags back. 135 00:05:32,333 --> 00:05:35,461 Okay. Yes, ma'am. Wait, how am I gonna know which bags are yours? 136 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:37,898 (Inhaling with great effort) 137 00:05:37,922 --> 00:05:40,591 Do you want to let me know some of the things that are in the bags? 138 00:05:40,799 --> 00:05:42,944 (Coughs) Can I talk to you privately just for a second? 139 00:05:42,968 --> 00:05:43,969 Yeah, sure. 140 00:05:47,223 --> 00:05:48,283 - (Door closes) - What the... 141 00:05:48,307 --> 00:05:49,683 - I don't know. - Fuck. 142 00:06:01,946 --> 00:06:02,988 (Coffee machine beeping) 143 00:06:06,116 --> 00:06:07,868 - Selina: Be quick. - Yes, ma'am. 144 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:14,232 Selina: So me and the speaker, I think we're gonna end this. 145 00:06:14,291 --> 00:06:16,353 Well, potus knows we have to get out of shutdown asap. 146 00:06:16,377 --> 00:06:17,962 It's fucking us all every which way. 147 00:06:18,045 --> 00:06:20,673 Yeah. Uh, speaking of which... 148 00:06:24,552 --> 00:06:26,512 I've been seeing Andrew. 149 00:06:27,972 --> 00:06:29,557 Seeing him? 150 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:33,269 Like, um, you would see someone for lunch or a game of cards? 151 00:06:33,352 --> 00:06:35,104 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 152 00:06:35,187 --> 00:06:38,566 I mean, we've been having lunch and then we've been having sex. 153 00:06:38,649 --> 00:06:40,401 And not really cards so much. 154 00:06:40,484 --> 00:06:42,570 Just, you know, just, like, sex. 155 00:06:42,653 --> 00:06:44,530 - Oh, god. - Amy, can you tell me what to do? 156 00:06:44,613 --> 00:06:46,031 - Honestly? - Yeah. 157 00:06:46,782 --> 00:06:49,118 You dump him overboard like the toxic waste he is. 158 00:06:49,201 --> 00:06:51,579 - He will kill your career. - Oh, come on, Amy. 159 00:06:51,662 --> 00:06:54,748 It is just so good. 160 00:06:54,832 --> 00:06:57,293 You just have no idea. And it's stress relief. 161 00:06:57,376 --> 00:06:59,128 You know, endorphins. 162 00:06:59,211 --> 00:07:02,089 Okay, then you see... see where it goes. 163 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:05,259 - No, I have to end it. - Yeah. 164 00:07:05,342 --> 00:07:07,052 But I can't. 165 00:07:07,136 --> 00:07:08,679 (Elevator bell dings) 166 00:07:09,388 --> 00:07:10,514 (Door opens) 167 00:07:11,348 --> 00:07:14,935 (Sighs) I'm glad we talked. On the same page. 168 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:20,149 I don't actually have to touch the trash, do I? 169 00:07:20,232 --> 00:07:21,900 Yes, you've got to embrace it. 170 00:07:21,984 --> 00:07:23,670 You've got to help me get the garbage, put it in your car. 171 00:07:23,694 --> 00:07:26,006 We'll take it to the residence and I'll help you get a passport. 172 00:07:26,030 --> 00:07:27,591 So you're the guys who want your trash back? 173 00:07:27,615 --> 00:07:29,033 - Yeah. Are you Mr. Walker? - Yes. 174 00:07:29,116 --> 00:07:30,677 - Hey, I'm Gary Walsh. - It's a pleasure. 175 00:07:30,701 --> 00:07:33,162 - Jonah Ryan. West wing. - Hi. 176 00:07:33,245 --> 00:07:35,247 - So, our trash? - Your trash? 177 00:07:35,331 --> 00:07:37,541 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh. - It's mine now. 178 00:07:37,625 --> 00:07:39,668 - So what's my end? - Mmm. 179 00:07:39,752 --> 00:07:43,339 Okay, sir, this is a government matter, so it would be best if you cooperated. 180 00:07:43,422 --> 00:07:45,174 Are you threatening me, pez head? 181 00:07:45,257 --> 00:07:49,178 Because we got a compactor that takes shit and turns it into cubes. 182 00:07:49,261 --> 00:07:50,804 Okay. (Laughs) 183 00:07:50,888 --> 00:07:54,016 Could you just excuse us for one moment? Thank you so much. (Laughs) 184 00:07:54,266 --> 00:07:57,019 What the hell are you doing? We have to offer him something. 185 00:07:57,102 --> 00:07:59,422 Why don't you offer to blow him over by the recycled glass? 186 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:01,041 It would throw up some interesting light effects. 187 00:08:01,065 --> 00:08:02,505 That would be romantic, wouldn't it? 188 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:04,902 It's a shame you're not going to London. 189 00:08:05,903 --> 00:08:07,154 Okay, fine. You know what? 190 00:08:07,237 --> 00:08:08,923 I'm gonna offer him a tour of the west wing. 191 00:08:08,947 --> 00:08:11,075 Civilians love that shit. 192 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:13,038 They get so hot for it, I call it the wet wing. 193 00:08:13,118 --> 00:08:15,238 - Okay, that's disrespectful. - It's a building, Gary. 194 00:08:15,287 --> 00:08:17,289 - It doesn't have feelings. - It has a spirit. 195 00:08:17,373 --> 00:08:18,749 No, it doesn't. 196 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:22,961 Sir, uh, Mr. Walsh and I would love to offer you a private, exclusive tour 197 00:08:23,045 --> 00:08:25,047 of the west wing of the white house. 198 00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:26,733 - Oh, sure, that sounds like fun. - Great. 199 00:08:26,757 --> 00:08:28,008 Oh, wait. Did I say fun? 200 00:08:28,092 --> 00:08:32,513 - I meant like you think I'm a dick. - (Laughing) What would you like? 201 00:08:33,639 --> 00:08:36,141 - I would like a visit from the vice president. - Uh-huh. 202 00:08:36,225 --> 00:08:38,185 - Oh. - I'd like to have her take a tour. 203 00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:39,937 I think it'd be good for business. 204 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:42,940 "Vice president applauds shit compaction." 205 00:08:44,525 --> 00:08:46,360 Okay, we can do that. Yeah. 206 00:08:49,571 --> 00:08:52,908 Boy, I had forgotten how nice this office was, Jim. 207 00:08:52,991 --> 00:08:54,535 It is nice, isn't it? 208 00:08:54,618 --> 00:08:56,662 These chairs are worth a fortune. 209 00:08:56,745 --> 00:08:58,789 - Are they? - Uncomfortable as hell, though. 210 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:00,290 - Yeah. Yeah. - Right? 211 00:09:00,374 --> 00:09:03,544 Well, people in the old days lived in discomfort most of the time. 212 00:09:03,627 --> 00:09:06,064 - Oh, well, that's true. - They were laced into their clothing. 213 00:09:06,088 --> 00:09:08,048 - Hmm. - Freezing cold or hot as hell. 214 00:09:08,132 --> 00:09:11,343 - Hard chairs and they all stank. - Tough times. Tough times. 215 00:09:11,427 --> 00:09:14,054 - Yeah, and I'm just talking about the 1970s. - Okay. 216 00:09:14,138 --> 00:09:16,557 I'm not. I was thinking of the 18th century. 217 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:19,476 - The wigs, so on. - All right. 218 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:23,313 So, um, I think we're pretty close on a budget deal here. 219 00:09:23,397 --> 00:09:26,233 (Stammers) I think we just need you to move a scooch more. 220 00:09:26,316 --> 00:09:28,569 - Oh, I'm not moving. - You're not moving? 221 00:09:28,652 --> 00:09:31,739 Not with you, ma'am. You have been hung out to dry. 222 00:09:31,822 --> 00:09:33,699 I just got a call from politico. 223 00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:36,994 They just did an interview with the president and they called for my reaction. 224 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,662 Just now? What are you talking about? 225 00:09:38,746 --> 00:09:41,290 - Do you not know? You haven't. All right. - I have not seen... 226 00:09:41,582 --> 00:09:45,544 I will read the president's words without inflection. 227 00:09:46,003 --> 00:09:47,755 "Slide to unlock." 228 00:09:47,838 --> 00:09:52,092 "Selina meyer is a feisty operator and a fine vp. 229 00:09:52,176 --> 00:09:54,762 "She tried her best to prevent this shutdown, 230 00:09:54,845 --> 00:09:58,140 "working long hours, but it was a tough call." 231 00:09:58,223 --> 00:10:00,017 Subtext, ma'am, (sighs) 232 00:10:00,768 --> 00:10:01,769 You failed. 233 00:10:01,852 --> 00:10:04,688 And you are being blamed personally for this government shutdown. 234 00:10:04,772 --> 00:10:07,274 Okay, first of all, I did not hear that subtext. 235 00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:10,110 I hear text, and the text that I hear 236 00:10:10,194 --> 00:10:13,614 is a feisty and successful vp. 237 00:10:13,697 --> 00:10:14,924 Oh, I don't think he said successful. 238 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:16,450 Oh, I know he said successful. 239 00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:19,262 - Well, that wasn't in those words. - That's what you just read to me. 240 00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:21,413 - I'm sorry. - Oh, feel free. Yeah, read it back. 241 00:10:21,497 --> 00:10:23,749 "Selina meyer is a feisty operator and a fine vp." 242 00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:26,210 - No successful. - Fine and successful are synonyms. 243 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:28,670 - You're grasping at straws. - I'm not grasping for straws. 244 00:10:28,754 --> 00:10:30,923 What with this 245 00:10:31,006 --> 00:10:33,091 and with all those stories about your ex-husband, 246 00:10:33,175 --> 00:10:34,885 there's a lot of poison coming 247 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:38,055 from certain enemy congressmen. 248 00:10:38,889 --> 00:10:42,476 - Roger furlong? - Uh, if you say so. It's all beans to me. 249 00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:45,938 Madam vice president, you have been squeezed out of the budget deal. 250 00:10:46,021 --> 00:10:48,690 It's tough, but I don't care. 251 00:10:48,774 --> 00:10:50,818 Now you see why we have the hard chairs. 252 00:10:50,901 --> 00:10:53,278 Hardly worth you sitting down. 253 00:10:53,362 --> 00:10:57,449 You know, Jim, you're a lot older than me. 254 00:10:58,242 --> 00:11:01,662 If you die within the next six years, 255 00:11:01,745 --> 00:11:04,665 I will be attending your funeral 256 00:11:04,748 --> 00:11:08,252 and giving a eulogy when potus sends me there in his stead. 257 00:11:08,919 --> 00:11:11,672 And it is gonna be full of subtext. 258 00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:14,466 Chock-full of subtext. 259 00:11:15,217 --> 00:11:18,178 Well, I look foward to that. Oh, wait, I'll be dead. 260 00:11:19,054 --> 00:11:20,907 Dan: Honestly, Sidney, I'm looking at being furloughed 261 00:11:20,931 --> 00:11:22,432 - as an opportunity. - Oh, yeah. 262 00:11:22,516 --> 00:11:25,018 Get out there, touch some bases, face some faces. 263 00:11:25,102 --> 00:11:27,187 So what you're saying is your career has stalled. 264 00:11:27,271 --> 00:11:28,957 So now you and your slack pussy want to make 265 00:11:28,981 --> 00:11:31,358 big bucks as an oil lobbyist, right? 266 00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:32,651 - Welcome, gentlemen. - Hello. 267 00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:35,839 - Today's specials are the cuttlefish... - Let me stop you right there, sweetheart. 268 00:11:35,863 --> 00:11:37,924 - You're gonna pick up the tab, right? - Yes, that's on me. 269 00:11:37,948 --> 00:11:39,868 Great. I'm gonna have the most expensive starter, 270 00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:43,203 the most expensive entre, and a $200 bottle of champagne. 271 00:11:43,287 --> 00:11:46,540 - Yes, sir. - Uh, you know, I think I'm gonna keep it light. 272 00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:49,293 I'm gonna go, uh, chicken salad and a diet coke. 273 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:53,213 Nonsense. Give him exactly what I'm having. And we will split the champagne. 274 00:11:53,297 --> 00:11:55,048 It's our first date. 275 00:11:57,676 --> 00:12:01,680 My husband was killed 15 yards from a ranger's station. 276 00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:04,391 This is the most fucked-up story. 277 00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:06,685 I mean, killed by a bear? 278 00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:08,955 Female reporter: No park rangers on site due to the shutdown. 279 00:12:08,979 --> 00:12:10,290 And a black bear. That's the weird part. 280 00:12:10,314 --> 00:12:12,065 They rarely attack people. That's weird. 281 00:12:12,149 --> 00:12:14,776 Right. That's what I was... Then he must have goaded him. 282 00:12:14,860 --> 00:12:17,946 He must have hit him with a stick or done something stupid. 283 00:12:18,030 --> 00:12:20,032 Taunting him or forcing the bear to dance. 284 00:12:20,115 --> 00:12:22,284 - Bears don't like to dance. - Would you dance, please? 285 00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:24,971 - There's not a happy bear in show business. - Or he tried to fuck the bear. 286 00:12:24,995 --> 00:12:27,581 Mike: He tried to fuck... (Laughing) Ben: Like grizzly Adams. 287 00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:29,833 - Amy: Oh, jeez. - Enjoying yourselves? 288 00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:31,251 - We were. - Are you laughing 289 00:12:31,335 --> 00:12:33,337 at the violent death of a young man? 290 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:37,090 - Yeah, pretty much. - I thought you were on furlough, Kent. 291 00:12:37,174 --> 00:12:38,759 Forgot my noise-canceling headphones. 292 00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:40,469 Guess what I just heard. 293 00:12:40,552 --> 00:12:43,472 I'm not here. Ergo, my ears aren't here either. 294 00:12:44,139 --> 00:12:45,933 Okay. Potus's quote 295 00:12:46,016 --> 00:12:48,518 in his soon-to-be-released politico interview 296 00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:52,481 in which he blames me for the government shutdown. 297 00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:54,024 - What? - Exactly. What? 298 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,776 - It was implicit. - Selina: Implicit? 299 00:12:55,859 --> 00:13:00,280 Implicit like a "kick me" sticker on my keister would be implicit? 300 00:13:00,364 --> 00:13:02,532 Uh, madam vice president, greatest respect, 301 00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:04,952 but it has been the job of the vp over the ages 302 00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:07,829 to take it in the ass to save the president. 303 00:13:07,913 --> 00:13:09,098 Yeah, let me tell you something. 304 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,291 This ass is closed for business. 305 00:13:11,375 --> 00:13:14,169 This ass is in clench-down. I don't want to be a decoy. 306 00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:16,880 Let the president take it in the ass. He might like it. 307 00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:21,969 These powerful men and women, they couldn't agree on anything. 308 00:13:22,052 --> 00:13:23,492 Selina: You've got to be kidding me. 309 00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:27,307 Now I'm to blame because some goober got all eaten up by a bear? 310 00:13:27,391 --> 00:13:29,035 You've got to get your press guys on this, okay? 311 00:13:29,059 --> 00:13:31,895 - Yes, ma'am. - Ma'am, um, this is in Minnesota, right? 312 00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:34,272 - (Sighs) - So governor chung is gonna be all over this 313 00:13:34,356 --> 00:13:35,959 - like a bear on an idiot. - Of course. That's right. 314 00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:38,527 At the very least, let's get in front of something 315 00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:40,487 and get in touch with this widow. 316 00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:42,656 - Yeah. Did you hear that, Mike? - Uh-uh. 317 00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:44,217 The bear widow. Get in touch with the bear widow. 318 00:13:44,241 --> 00:13:45,593 As well as get in touch with the press guys? 319 00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:47,303 Yeah, as well as get in touch with the press guys. 320 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,663 Two things. Call the guinness book of world records. 321 00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:52,146 Oh, no, no, don't, don't, because that would be three things. 322 00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:55,335 So you're really not gonna eat that lobster? 323 00:13:55,419 --> 00:13:56,420 Oh, no, I hate lobster. 324 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:59,006 You know, Dan, um, we could use you. 325 00:13:59,089 --> 00:14:00,549 How do you feel about swindling 326 00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:03,427 a bunch of sister fuckers out of their land in Nebraska? 327 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:06,013 We're trying to skirt a pipeline through their backyard 328 00:14:06,096 --> 00:14:07,490 and they're not a fan for some reason. 329 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,516 Oh, you want to get rid of some farm folk, huh? 330 00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:12,060 Consider me your well-groomed dust bowl, my friend. 331 00:14:12,144 --> 00:14:14,604 Hey, ooh! Boy, you made it twitch. 332 00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:16,523 But if you really want to make my dick dance, 333 00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:18,668 why don't you tell me what's going on in the vp's office? 334 00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:20,652 Ooh. (Clicks tongue) Ah. 335 00:14:20,736 --> 00:14:23,697 (Stuttering) Well, you know, I can't really be too specific. 336 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:25,365 Sure, sure. No, we can, uh... 337 00:14:25,449 --> 00:14:27,200 Why don't we come up with some kind of code? 338 00:14:27,284 --> 00:14:30,203 (Stammering) Here, the vp will be the lobster. 339 00:14:30,287 --> 00:14:32,873 Amy, Greens. We'll call Mike carrots. 340 00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:34,374 Dan, you can be shrimp. 341 00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:35,518 Do you see what I did there, Dan? 342 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:36,811 - I made you shrimp. - (Chuckles) 343 00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:39,504 Boy, I just wish I ordered a plate of useless assholes. 344 00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:42,632 But you go to war with the army you have, right? 345 00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:44,551 Okay, I think the lobster 346 00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:46,636 is getting back together with her ex-husband. 347 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:50,223 The Greens are only barely keeping it together. 348 00:14:50,307 --> 00:14:54,728 - Mike... the carrots are, uh, drowning in debt. - (Chuckles) 349 00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:58,565 And, uh, this little shrimp wants to hear more about this Nebraska deal. 350 00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:00,609 (Laughs) Want to go to the corn belt, do you? 351 00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:02,420 I want to hit it. I want to hit it hard for you. 352 00:15:02,444 --> 00:15:04,362 Oh, well, tap your Ruby slippers together 353 00:15:04,446 --> 00:15:07,074 and wake the fuck up. There is no job, Dorothy. 354 00:15:07,157 --> 00:15:09,493 But I'm very impressed that you would turn on 355 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:12,245 all of your compadres there in the vice president's office. 356 00:15:12,329 --> 00:15:15,624 So why don't you take your little vanilla thriller dance over to Danny chung? 357 00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:19,127 He's the shiny turd rising to the top of the bowl right now. 358 00:15:19,211 --> 00:15:21,254 You like turds, don't you, Dan? 359 00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:24,007 Yeah. No, no, no, no. 360 00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:26,802 That's really not what I meant. You misunderstood, honestly. 361 00:15:26,885 --> 00:15:30,472 When I said fault, I meant that it wasn't your husband's fault 362 00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:33,934 because bears are naturally hungry. 363 00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:38,355 Does that make sense? Hello? Hello? 364 00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:41,274 Oh, was that Mrs. Doolittle? 365 00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:42,776 - Yeah. - And? 366 00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:44,778 - Very emotional. - Well, of course. 367 00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:46,029 Yeah. 368 00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:50,450 What? Oh, Jesus. All right, Amy, we're gonna have to get Dan 369 00:15:50,534 --> 00:15:52,786 to go to Minnesota, do some widow work. 370 00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:55,664 - Dan's on furlough. - Yeah, I know he's fucking furloughed 371 00:15:55,747 --> 00:15:57,266 because I'm the fucker who furloughed him. 372 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,292 And by the way, where is Gary? 373 00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:00,794 He's still getting the garbage. 374 00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:04,089 Well, okay, if he's not back soon, we're gonna have to UN-unfurlough sue. 375 00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:05,632 UN-unfur... 376 00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:07,355 - We'll have to get sue back. - Amy: Okay. 377 00:16:07,384 --> 00:16:09,845 Yeah. And I want to meet with furlong. 378 00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:14,575 It's not happening. I'm not getting in there. 379 00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:16,476 - Unbelievable. - (Bags rustling) 380 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:17,769 Oh, god! 381 00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:21,189 Oh, please. Please. You think this is bad? 382 00:16:21,273 --> 00:16:24,609 Wait till you get to London. Everything smells like urine. 383 00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:26,278 Even the food. 384 00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:27,988 Okay, found it. 385 00:16:28,071 --> 00:16:30,240 - How do you know it's hers? - Shut up. I found it. 386 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:36,413 - Selina: Oh, my god, that pizza was good. - Mmm. 387 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,748 You know, I don't eat pizza very much, Roger. 388 00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:41,334 But when I do, it just makes me so fucking happy. 389 00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:44,421 - Thank the Chinese for that. - What? 390 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,506 - The Chinese invented pizza. - No, they didn't. 391 00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:48,425 - Yeah, they did. - Listen, Roger, 392 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:51,344 let's talk about all these stories going around 393 00:16:51,428 --> 00:16:54,514 about Andrew's land deal and our relationship. 394 00:16:54,598 --> 00:16:56,892 Oh, my god, all these whispers, these rumors. 395 00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:58,727 Who knows where any of that's coming from? 396 00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:01,688 The point is there's boxes and boxes of this stuff out there. 397 00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:03,291 - I know that. That's a fact. - Uh-huh. 398 00:17:03,315 --> 00:17:06,067 That's as much a fact as will's impotence. 399 00:17:06,443 --> 00:17:09,571 - I don't think that's appropriate. - Ah, he doesn't mind. Do you, will? 400 00:17:09,821 --> 00:17:11,031 Whatever works, sir. 401 00:17:11,114 --> 00:17:13,033 - Right, see? Team player. - Yeah. 402 00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:17,204 Yeah, I got a pretty impressive deck of cards here, ma'am. 403 00:17:17,287 --> 00:17:18,830 No kidding. I love to play cards. 404 00:17:18,914 --> 00:17:20,040 - Do you? - Yeah. 405 00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:22,042 - What's your favorite game? - Shanghai. 406 00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:24,419 - I would have guessed old maid. - (Clicks tongue) 407 00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:26,296 - Want to play go fish? - Sure. 408 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:27,979 - Why don't you lay 'em out? - All right. 409 00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:30,842 - Queen. The boxes I just mentioned. - Uh-huh. 410 00:17:30,926 --> 00:17:32,135 Boxes full of dirt. 411 00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:33,970 - Right. - Explosive dirt. 412 00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:35,472 - Hurty dirt. - Oh. 413 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,557 Yeah, you can start calling me the hurty dirty man. 414 00:17:37,641 --> 00:17:39,100 Yeah, I'm not gonna call you that. 415 00:17:39,184 --> 00:17:40,727 - All right. - (Laughs) 416 00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:42,979 I'm not. What's your king? 417 00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:46,524 Could be chung time. Everybody Dan chung tonight. 418 00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:48,151 Danny likes boxes. 419 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:50,779 And then? 420 00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:53,323 Well, I can't predict the future. 421 00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,242 Ooh! (Laughs) 422 00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:58,954 - Roger furlong, look at you being all coy. - (Laughs) 423 00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:00,830 You are, man. 424 00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:03,041 You're a coy boy. So what? 425 00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:05,728 You'd make some sort of a deal with him? Is that what you're thinking? 426 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:09,256 For some sort of senior position in his administration? 427 00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:11,091 - Stranger things have happened. - Uh-huh. 428 00:18:11,174 --> 00:18:12,634 Stranger things could happen. 429 00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:14,511 - Boom. - Boom. 430 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:18,932 You want to make a deal with me? Have a place in my future administration? 431 00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:21,810 Wow, that came out of nowhere, didn't it, will? 432 00:18:21,893 --> 00:18:24,771 It's like a sudden monsoon in goa, sir. 433 00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:28,566 Sudden monsoon. They predict those things weeks in advance, you idiot. 434 00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:31,861 Hey, did you ever see silence of the lambs? 435 00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:35,573 Oh, yeah. That scared the living shit out of me. 436 00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:38,660 I know, it's hard to believe that they have female FBI agents. 437 00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:39,953 - Oh! - I'm kidding. 438 00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:41,516 - I'm kidding. I'm kidding. - (Laughs) 439 00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:43,415 I love that kind of misogyny. 440 00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:45,875 - I love misogyny like that. - Yeah, it's the best kind. 441 00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:47,460 Well, anyway, the point is you got 442 00:18:47,544 --> 00:18:49,129 - these two characters, right? - Right. 443 00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:51,965 That seem to be so different, but they can come to an understanding 444 00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:53,633 and they can actually work together. 445 00:18:53,717 --> 00:18:55,510 You know what? You make such a good point. 446 00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:57,554 You make such a good point. 447 00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:59,347 (Clears throat) Uh... 448 00:18:59,431 --> 00:19:01,391 Just to be clear, Roger, 449 00:19:01,725 --> 00:19:06,688 you're not asking for anything and I'm not agreeing to anything. 450 00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:08,356 Okay. 451 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:11,651 Obviously, I can't say anything explicitly. 452 00:19:11,735 --> 00:19:14,404 Neither can you. You understand that? 453 00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:16,281 Will, do I understand? 454 00:19:17,407 --> 00:19:18,742 Yes, you do, sir. 455 00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:21,411 Did you hear what we said, will? 456 00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:23,830 No, ma'am. 457 00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:25,457 - Team player. - Yeah. 458 00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:27,000 - I like it. - Yeah. 459 00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:29,395 All right, she's on her way, so we'll just put this in her car. 460 00:19:29,419 --> 00:19:32,756 - Did you check the oil? - No. Who the fuck checks their oil? 461 00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:34,466 - Everyone. - (Horn honks) 462 00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:36,843 Jonah: Oh, hey, sue's here. Gary: Oh, thank god. 463 00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:39,346 - Thanks, sue. - You're welcome, Gary. 464 00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:40,555 - Hi, Sean. - Hey, gentlemen. 465 00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:41,782 - Nice to see you. - Jonah: Sue, grab a bag. 466 00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:43,350 We're gonna be the shitty sopranos. 467 00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:45,018 Just don't get any mess on my dress. 468 00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:47,645 My mess on your dress. I like this... sorry. 469 00:19:47,771 --> 00:19:49,415 You're paying to have my car cleaned after this. 470 00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:51,441 Okay, first, no touching. Thank you. And I'm not. 471 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:53,252 Sue: Okay, come on. Let's get this over with. 472 00:19:53,276 --> 00:19:55,528 Oh, god, there's no way I'm gonna fit in here. 473 00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:58,698 It's bigger than your mother's womb and you were in there till you were 15. 474 00:19:58,782 --> 00:20:01,326 Gary: Oh, my god. Sean: There you go. 475 00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:03,328 Jonah: Oh, god, I'm touching it. 476 00:20:03,411 --> 00:20:05,306 - Gary: Something's wet. Something's wet. - Ugh. Okay. 477 00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:06,790 Jonah: It got on my ID badge. 478 00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:08,875 Sean: Watch your legs, lurch. Sue: All right, guys. 479 00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:11,753 Jonah: Who buys a coupe? Sue: Oh, gross. 480 00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:19,344 People will say he shouldn't have been there. But he's dead, for god's sake. 481 00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:21,012 - I know. - (Sobbing) 482 00:20:21,096 --> 00:20:22,639 I know. I know. I know. 483 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:25,975 I keep thinking about his last moments. 484 00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:27,977 Yeah. 485 00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:29,687 Danny: So how is the widow holding up? 486 00:20:30,271 --> 00:20:33,441 She's crying a lot. Like a shitload a lot. 487 00:20:33,525 --> 00:20:36,111 She's upset. Husband eaten, etcetera. 488 00:20:36,194 --> 00:20:38,738 She's a big fan of yours, though. You should talk to her. 489 00:20:38,822 --> 00:20:41,533 I don't know. It could look opportunistic. 490 00:20:41,616 --> 00:20:44,869 But heroes don't get to choose, they get chosen. 491 00:20:44,953 --> 00:20:48,373 Speaking of chosen, how is Dan. Com/egan? 492 00:20:48,456 --> 00:20:50,750 - I'm still a fan. - And you should be, Danny. 493 00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:52,353 - I'm fucking awesome. - (Laughs) You are. 494 00:20:52,377 --> 00:20:55,588 Sadly, though, selina and Kent davison are blind to my destiny. 495 00:20:55,672 --> 00:20:57,549 See, they're thinking like it's the 1990s. 496 00:20:57,632 --> 00:20:59,426 I'm thinking like it's the 2020s. 497 00:20:59,509 --> 00:21:00,927 You got 20/20 vision, huh? 498 00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:02,095 - Zowie! - You like that? 499 00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:03,847 See, I need more of that on my team. 500 00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,432 You offering me a job? 501 00:21:05,515 --> 00:21:07,934 Oh, I don't have any immediate vacancies, but I will. 502 00:21:08,017 --> 00:21:09,936 In six years' time, you and me, 503 00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:12,439 oval office ordering a pizza and an air strike. 504 00:21:12,522 --> 00:21:14,607 Thin crust, extra warheads. 505 00:21:14,691 --> 00:21:17,235 Get the rolling stones to perform in my fucking living room. 506 00:21:17,318 --> 00:21:19,070 (Both laughing) 507 00:21:19,654 --> 00:21:20,989 20/20, yo. 508 00:21:22,365 --> 00:21:24,033 (Cell phone ringing) 509 00:21:26,536 --> 00:21:27,536 Ma'am? 510 00:21:27,579 --> 00:21:29,789 Selina: Dan, your 15 minutes of furlough are over. 511 00:21:29,873 --> 00:21:32,250 I need you back. To the bastardmobile. 512 00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:33,668 Yeah. 513 00:21:36,546 --> 00:21:38,566 You know, I didn't realize how good I was at this job 514 00:21:38,590 --> 00:21:40,341 until someone else did it so badly. 515 00:21:40,425 --> 00:21:42,427 - Different isn't bad. - No, bad is bad. 516 00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:45,013 Okay, so what do we got on the decks for today, huh? 517 00:21:45,096 --> 00:21:46,598 We got that NASA meeting? 518 00:21:46,681 --> 00:21:48,766 No, it looks like the NASA guys had to reschedule. 519 00:21:48,850 --> 00:21:50,411 Oh, crap. I wanted to meet the NASA guys. 520 00:21:50,435 --> 00:21:52,163 Gary, they don't even walk on the moon anymore. 521 00:21:52,187 --> 00:21:54,165 They're basically a bunch of nerds who work in a hangar. 522 00:21:54,189 --> 00:21:55,690 So what do we got instead? 523 00:21:55,773 --> 00:21:58,318 You have a visit to the waste management plant in Fairfax. 524 00:21:58,776 --> 00:22:01,821 Okay, I don't know what is the most depressing word in that sentence. 525 00:22:01,905 --> 00:22:03,757 All you got to do is go meet the garbage guys, you know? 526 00:22:03,781 --> 00:22:06,135 Make it look like you're getting your hands dirty with the common man. 527 00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:07,494 Get some pictures for the press. 528 00:22:07,577 --> 00:22:09,621 A nice little puff piece. I set it up. 529 00:22:09,913 --> 00:22:12,499 - You're furloughed, Mike. - Without pay? 530 00:22:12,582 --> 00:22:15,251 Yeah, that's how it works. Go sign the papennork on Amy's desk. 531 00:22:15,335 --> 00:22:16,753 Try renting out your fucking boat. 532 00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:18,314 Mike: Ma'am, look, I had no choice in this. 533 00:22:18,338 --> 00:22:20,423 Gary's the one who promised the garbage guy a visit. 534 00:22:20,507 --> 00:22:23,551 Gary wouldn't do something that idiotic, would you, Gary? 535 00:22:23,635 --> 00:22:27,680 Well, under certain circumstances, a garbage service... 536 00:22:27,764 --> 00:22:29,224 Selina: (Gasps) Ahl 537 00:22:29,307 --> 00:22:30,683 yeah, no, no. I get it. 538 00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:32,977 - I understand now. - Yeah. Whew. 539 00:22:33,061 --> 00:22:34,354 - Hey, Gary. - Yeah? 540 00:22:34,437 --> 00:22:35,605 - You're furloughed. - No! 541 00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:36,856 I'm sorry. I got sue. 542 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:38,483 (Sighs) No. 543 00:22:38,566 --> 00:22:40,326 You got to sign the papennork on Amy's desk. 544 00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:41,736 (Knocking at door) 545 00:22:41,819 --> 00:22:42,862 Ma'am? 546 00:22:42,946 --> 00:22:46,115 Gary mentioned you might be able to get my passport renewal fast-tracked. 547 00:22:46,199 --> 00:22:49,536 Okay, Gary, get out. Go fuck yourself, Jonah. 548 00:22:49,619 --> 00:22:51,371 Uh, ma'am, I'm g8 advance team. 549 00:22:51,454 --> 00:22:55,583 Go, period, fuck, period, yourself, exclamation point. 550 00:22:55,667 --> 00:22:57,293 But, ma'am, I helped with the garbage. 551 00:22:58,836 --> 00:23:02,549 Oh... you helped with the garbage? 552 00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:05,593 Yeah, I helped with the garbage. 553 00:23:07,637 --> 00:23:08,680 - Sue. - Yeah? 554 00:23:08,763 --> 00:23:10,223 Could you, uh, get in touch 555 00:23:10,306 --> 00:23:12,809 with what's-his-fuck at the state department? 556 00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:15,311 (In British accent) A doff of the cap to you, my lady. 557 00:23:15,395 --> 00:23:16,563 - Amy: Ma'am. - Yeah? 558 00:23:16,646 --> 00:23:19,399 Did you just furlough Gary and Mike when I was in the bathroom? 559 00:23:19,482 --> 00:23:23,027 I did. So sue's the new Gary and you are still the Amy. 560 00:23:23,111 --> 00:23:24,237 - Yeah. - Yeah. 561 00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:26,322 Hey, hey. What have I missed? 562 00:23:26,406 --> 00:23:28,992 She is furloughing indiscriminately into the crowd. 563 00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:31,035 Uh, Amy, a quick word. 564 00:23:36,499 --> 00:23:38,459 Please don't tell me you got it on with the widow. 565 00:23:38,543 --> 00:23:41,921 Tell me honestly. Where do you think selina's heading? 566 00:23:42,672 --> 00:23:43,792 What's making you doubt her? 567 00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:46,968 Land deal shit, fake relationship shit, shutdown shit. 568 00:23:47,051 --> 00:23:49,113 You left out that shejust did a deal with Roger furlong 569 00:23:49,137 --> 00:23:51,598 and is becoming semi-dependent on antidepressants. 570 00:23:51,681 --> 00:23:53,683 Oh, well, what could possibly go wrong? 571 00:23:55,268 --> 00:23:56,603 Selina: Okay, sue, let's go. 572 00:23:56,686 --> 00:24:00,356 Ma'am, I am so sorry that I could not get you the widow. 573 00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,734 Yeah, that was what I would call a massive fuckup. 574 00:24:02,817 --> 00:24:04,944 - Yeah. - Well, the newspapers are suggesting 575 00:24:05,028 --> 00:24:08,197 that I am responsible for the grisly death of some idiot. 576 00:24:08,281 --> 00:24:12,035 But I'm on my way to a garbage dump, so that's a positive, right? 577 00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:13,620 Well, that's a good attitude to have. 578 00:24:13,703 --> 00:24:16,664 Amy, why is everybody else in charge of my image except me? 579 00:24:16,748 --> 00:24:18,750 - We've got to do something, Amy. - Okay. 580 00:24:18,833 --> 00:24:21,461 Ma'am, the dump has a contaminated sludge delivery at 10:15, 581 00:24:21,544 --> 00:24:22,920 so we have a very limited window. 582 00:24:23,004 --> 00:24:25,340 Okay, I just... I just want to think... 583 00:24:25,423 --> 00:24:28,551 We just need to think with our heads for a minute. 584 00:24:28,718 --> 00:24:31,304 (Sighs) Maybe get me on TV? 585 00:24:31,387 --> 00:24:33,097 Well, we don't want to do first response 586 00:24:33,181 --> 00:24:34,941 with Janet Ryland or anything, but I mean... 587 00:24:37,185 --> 00:24:39,937 Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's a great idea. 588 00:24:40,021 --> 00:24:41,498 That's precisely what I want to do, Dan. 589 00:24:41,522 --> 00:24:43,316 - Good. - Oh, okay, then, yes. Exactly. 590 00:24:43,399 --> 00:24:44,668 You know what? The more I think about it, 591 00:24:44,692 --> 00:24:46,819 she actually might be exactly what we want to do. 592 00:24:46,903 --> 00:24:49,113 - Uh-huh. - She's respected, but she's not dangerous. 593 00:24:49,197 --> 00:24:50,823 She's staid, she's stately. 594 00:24:50,907 --> 00:24:55,203 She's old and cold and I'm warm and... 595 00:24:55,703 --> 00:24:57,622 - Young? - Young, exactly. 596 00:24:57,705 --> 00:24:59,207 And I'm a mother. 597 00:24:59,290 --> 00:25:02,043 So we should round up Catherine, at gunpoint, if we have to. 598 00:25:02,126 --> 00:25:04,253 And maybe Andrew. 599 00:25:04,921 --> 00:25:05,963 Yeah? 600 00:25:06,047 --> 00:25:08,675 Honestly, all of america will be watching. 601 00:25:08,758 --> 00:25:11,678 If it doesn't land, then this could be the end to this whole adventure. 602 00:25:11,761 --> 00:25:14,180 (Laughs) Come on. Come on. Melodrama queen. 603 00:25:14,263 --> 00:25:15,973 Sue: Tick tock, tick tock. Sludge time. 604 00:25:16,057 --> 00:25:17,817 Selina: Yeah. This is gonna be a great idea. 605 00:25:17,892 --> 00:25:20,395 So call first response, get this thing unden/vay. 606 00:25:20,478 --> 00:25:22,271 We've got to UN-unfurlough Mike and Gary. 607 00:25:22,355 --> 00:25:24,565 - Unfurlough. - That's what I just said, Amy. 608 00:25:24,649 --> 00:25:27,819 Okay? So let's just throw as many bodies at this as we can. 609 00:25:27,902 --> 00:25:29,404 That's what we're gonna do. 610 00:25:31,698 --> 00:25:34,283 You may want to wear this mask in case the wind changes. 611 00:25:34,367 --> 00:25:35,785 Oh, really? No, I don't think so. 612 00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:37,995 I think... mmm... yeah, okay. 613 00:25:38,079 --> 00:25:40,206 That's not a bad idea, actually. (Breathing heavily) 614 00:25:40,289 --> 00:25:41,809 - It's great to meet you, Janine. - (Cameras clicking) 615 00:25:41,833 --> 00:25:44,669 Your bravery has been an inspiration for us all. 616 00:25:44,752 --> 00:25:47,505 Now look, ma'am, I've allotted exactly three minutes 617 00:25:47,588 --> 00:25:49,608 - for small talk, during which... - Okay, thank you, sue. 618 00:25:49,632 --> 00:25:51,092 Then after that, there's a maximum 619 00:25:51,175 --> 00:25:52,778 - of 10 minutes for glass... - Uh-huh. That's enough, sue. 620 00:25:52,802 --> 00:25:54,321 There are cameras. There are cameras here. 621 00:25:54,345 --> 00:25:56,597 If there's anything I can do... 622 00:25:56,681 --> 00:25:59,475 It is so nice to hear someone say that. 623 00:26:00,101 --> 00:26:01,769 Danny: If you need it, you got it. 624 00:26:02,395 --> 00:26:04,063 God bless you. 625 00:26:04,147 --> 00:26:06,566 This wildlife in the area, 626 00:26:06,649 --> 00:26:09,485 I wonder how it's impacted by this very facility. 627 00:26:10,611 --> 00:26:12,613 We get a lot of rats, if that's what you mean. 628 00:26:12,697 --> 00:26:15,700 Oh, well, that makes sense, doesn't it? Of course, yeah. 629 00:26:15,783 --> 00:26:18,286 And he served in the coast guard, is that right? 630 00:26:18,369 --> 00:26:19,912 Yes, sir. 631 00:26:20,246 --> 00:26:22,498 It would have been a mighty privilege to have known him. 632 00:26:22,582 --> 00:26:25,752 And I'm sure you know, Joe, 633 00:26:25,835 --> 00:26:31,591 that nationally we spend about $71 per ton of waste on recycling 634 00:26:31,674 --> 00:26:34,886 while we spend $86 per ton on collection. 635 00:26:34,969 --> 00:26:37,346 Do you find this divergence troubling? 636 00:26:38,347 --> 00:26:39,974 Ma'am, I just shovel it. 637 00:26:40,057 --> 00:26:41,893 - I don't account for it. - Okay. 638 00:26:42,101 --> 00:26:43,227 (Laughs) 639 00:26:43,394 --> 00:26:45,646 - This doesn't look great, does it? - Uh... 640 00:26:46,022 --> 00:26:47,940 Depends on which channel you're watching. 641 00:26:48,024 --> 00:26:51,194 I think we can all learn from the incredible strength you've shown. 642 00:26:51,694 --> 00:26:54,030 - Are you married, Joe? - Yes. 643 00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:56,532 Ah. That's lovely.