1 00:00:19,312 --> 00:00:20,956 Selina: Are you watching this? Look at this. 2 00:00:20,980 --> 00:00:23,482 Sean penn is doing more about the hostages than we are. 3 00:00:23,566 --> 00:00:26,277 These poor kids, they're like Catherine's age. 4 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:30,281 I'd be terrible in a hostage situation, even as a hostage taker. 5 00:00:30,448 --> 00:00:31,967 So, ma'am, no word yet from the secretary of defense 6 00:00:31,991 --> 00:00:33,659 about joining him at the marine base? 7 00:00:33,784 --> 00:00:35,036 No, nothing from Maddox, 8 00:00:35,119 --> 00:00:37,139 but he knows I've got a bigger role in the white house now, 9 00:00:37,163 --> 00:00:39,707 which means I've got a bigger dick, which means he can suck it. 10 00:00:39,790 --> 00:00:42,376 I'm so happy about that. How's my speech coming? 11 00:00:42,460 --> 00:00:44,188 Oh, one minor change. Just one word, really. 12 00:00:44,212 --> 00:00:47,048 "Considered response" is now gonna be "robust response." 13 00:00:47,131 --> 00:00:49,091 Robust? Damn, that's good. 14 00:00:49,175 --> 00:00:52,178 Yeah, I mean, it's subtle enough to seem loyal to potus. 15 00:00:52,261 --> 00:00:54,972 - That's gonna electrify DC. - Oh, it's gonna ac DC. 16 00:00:55,056 --> 00:00:58,768 Robust is a good word. And you don't hear it often, like bumptious. 17 00:00:58,851 --> 00:01:01,437 Yeah, it's what you want to hear in a hostage crisis. 18 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:03,231 Robust, not bumptious. 19 00:01:03,314 --> 00:01:05,500 Mike, what do you think? What do you think about robust? 20 00:01:05,524 --> 00:01:08,444 Robust? I like it. It makes me think of wine. 21 00:01:08,527 --> 00:01:10,071 It's actually how I like my reds. 22 00:01:10,154 --> 00:01:12,216 You like your reds through a bendy straw, too, right, Mike? 23 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:14,116 You got donut on you, Mike. 24 00:01:14,242 --> 00:01:15,785 Sue, good luck at the hearing. 25 00:01:15,868 --> 00:01:18,913 - Dan: Remember, sue, be dull. - I will. 26 00:01:19,830 --> 00:01:22,416 Are you here for a meeting? I'm not expecting anyone. 27 00:01:22,500 --> 00:01:25,711 - Sue, I'm yourfill-in, cliff. - Cliff. Hey, I'm Gary. I'm your neighbor. 28 00:01:25,795 --> 00:01:28,839 Remember, take care of selina, okay? 29 00:01:28,923 --> 00:01:30,967 Vp stands for "very precious." 30 00:01:31,050 --> 00:01:33,177 - Okay? - Okay. 31 00:01:33,261 --> 00:01:34,262 - Cliff. - Yes. 32 00:01:34,345 --> 00:01:35,638 This is the veeplopedia. 33 00:01:35,721 --> 00:01:37,199 It's everything you'll ever need to know. 34 00:01:37,223 --> 00:01:39,725 Wow. Hope it comes with cliffsnotes. 35 00:01:41,435 --> 00:01:44,522 That was a play on my name. My name is cliff. 36 00:01:44,730 --> 00:01:46,440 Don't do jokes, cliff. 37 00:01:46,524 --> 00:01:49,360 I don't have a sense of humor and neither should you. 38 00:01:51,904 --> 00:01:52,989 Good morning. 39 00:01:53,072 --> 00:01:56,117 How do you make two perfectly pleasant words so irritating? 40 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:59,620 And here he is, the man who can't take a leak without polling his balls. 41 00:01:59,704 --> 00:02:01,497 Bring me my cerise-colored binder, Jonah. 42 00:02:01,580 --> 00:02:04,125 Cerise? Yes, sir. 43 00:02:04,208 --> 00:02:05,960 The vp's base visit today. 44 00:02:06,043 --> 00:02:08,212 Secretary of defense Maddox is living up to his name. 45 00:02:08,296 --> 00:02:09,964 He's mad as an ox. 46 00:02:10,047 --> 00:02:12,550 I'm sure I can break up any catfights when I get there. 47 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:15,011 The veep's more concerned with the hostage situation. 48 00:02:15,094 --> 00:02:16,887 Yeah, I was talking to potus last night. 49 00:02:16,971 --> 00:02:20,016 He had a pro-strike hawk boner the size of Jonah. 50 00:02:20,099 --> 00:02:22,143 And then you talked to him about it this morning 51 00:02:22,226 --> 00:02:24,812 and he's suddenly totally against the operation. 52 00:02:24,895 --> 00:02:27,106 All I do is provide potus with the polls. 53 00:02:27,189 --> 00:02:29,150 - Cold numbers. - Ben: God, I hate numbers. 54 00:02:29,233 --> 00:02:32,073 There's cultures that don't even have any numbers and they do just fine. 55 00:02:32,153 --> 00:02:35,239 Well, Ben, it seems like you're ill-suited for your job and you should resign. 56 00:02:35,323 --> 00:02:39,327 Ben's breakdown aside, the vp feels we need a quick military strike here. 57 00:02:39,410 --> 00:02:42,163 Yeah, precise and surgical, like your lobotomy, Kent. 58 00:02:42,246 --> 00:02:45,458 - The cerise binder, sir. - No, that's cherry red. 59 00:02:45,583 --> 00:02:48,044 - Cerise. - I'm sorry, sir. 60 00:02:48,127 --> 00:02:50,504 I must have a very specific form of color blindness. 61 00:02:50,588 --> 00:02:52,506 I cook these noodles every day. 62 00:02:52,590 --> 00:02:56,093 Oh, the noodle analogy. You guys are gonna love this. 63 00:02:58,012 --> 00:02:59,597 I will leave. 64 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:02,725 They need to be heated at 800 watts for three minutes and 35 seconds. 65 00:03:02,808 --> 00:03:04,518 Any more and they'll dry out. 66 00:03:04,602 --> 00:03:08,856 Any less and they will be flaccid and damp like a lady's hair in the rain. 67 00:03:08,939 --> 00:03:11,084 - Why are we talking about noodles? - No, let me rephrase that. 68 00:03:11,108 --> 00:03:13,027 Why the fuck are we talking about noodles? 69 00:03:13,110 --> 00:03:16,364 I'll tell you why. Hostage crisis, noodles, same principle. 70 00:03:16,447 --> 00:03:19,492 Both require precision timing, neither should be rushed. 71 00:03:19,575 --> 00:03:22,953 Inaction only becomes untenable when more than 65% of Americans 72 00:03:23,037 --> 00:03:25,414 support intervention even with casualties. 73 00:03:25,498 --> 00:03:29,043 So you'd like me to tell the vice president we do nothing until then? 74 00:03:29,126 --> 00:03:30,544 Waiting is not doing nothing. 75 00:03:30,628 --> 00:03:33,047 I choose to wait for my noodles 76 00:03:33,130 --> 00:03:37,385 even though my salivary glands are crying out to me like newly hatched birds. 77 00:03:37,468 --> 00:03:40,638 But they will thank me because iwaited until... 78 00:03:43,933 --> 00:03:49,230 You just timed out that whole shit analogy for your little ding? 79 00:03:49,605 --> 00:03:51,941 That is fucking pathetic. 80 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:58,155 Hey, have we heard anything from Maddox? 81 00:03:58,239 --> 00:04:00,533 Is he spitting bullets 'cause I'm showing up at the base? 82 00:04:00,616 --> 00:04:01,951 - Nothing. Nada. - Really? 83 00:04:02,034 --> 00:04:04,412 Gary: It's eerie, right? Selina: It is eerie. 84 00:04:06,205 --> 00:04:09,750 Gary: Hey, neilio. We're in. See you in there, I guess. 85 00:04:09,834 --> 00:04:12,294 Okay. Thanks. 86 00:04:12,378 --> 00:04:15,172 Probably got his head stuck in her ass. 87 00:04:15,256 --> 00:04:17,633 Yes, I do. Oh, my gosh, yes. 88 00:04:17,716 --> 00:04:20,404 Hey, ma'am, you've got five minutes of veep time before Maddox arrives. 89 00:04:20,428 --> 00:04:21,971 - Yeah. - They're not saluting you. 90 00:04:22,054 --> 00:04:24,807 - They don't salute indoors, Gary. - They don't salute indoors, Gary. 91 00:04:24,890 --> 00:04:26,434 - Good morning, marine. - Ma'am. 92 00:04:26,517 --> 00:04:28,477 You served in Iraq? I see. 93 00:04:28,561 --> 00:04:30,646 And were you anywhere near... 94 00:04:30,729 --> 00:04:31,814 - Baghdad. - Anbar. 95 00:04:31,897 --> 00:04:33,315 - An bar? - Yes. 96 00:04:33,399 --> 00:04:34,692 Anbar, wonderful. 97 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:36,402 Ma'am, this base houses marine two. 98 00:04:36,485 --> 00:04:39,071 I understand that marine two is here. 99 00:04:39,155 --> 00:04:42,491 And did you know in the cd player I've got ride of the valkyries? 100 00:04:42,658 --> 00:04:44,118 Apocalypse now. 101 00:04:44,201 --> 00:04:46,579 That's one of my favorite films. It's dark, but I like it. 102 00:04:46,662 --> 00:04:48,432 - Marines like to be called devil dogs. - Devil dogs. 103 00:04:48,456 --> 00:04:51,709 You are a bunch of devil dogs, that's what I hear. 104 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:53,961 I was married to a devil dog, but he wasn't a marine. 105 00:04:54,044 --> 00:04:55,254 He was more of a devil. 106 00:04:56,714 --> 00:04:58,549 She's so funny. 107 00:04:59,091 --> 00:05:01,218 Thank you for your service. 108 00:05:02,094 --> 00:05:04,930 - Good morning, marine. - He has a nice face. 109 00:05:05,014 --> 00:05:07,224 - You have a nice face. - Thank you, ma'am. 110 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:09,935 And where did you serve, marine? 111 00:05:19,778 --> 00:05:22,156 Marine: Cease fire! Cease fire! 112 00:05:22,239 --> 00:05:25,659 These small arms have a Max effective range of 25 yards. 113 00:05:25,743 --> 00:05:27,286 Small arms means guns, ma'am. 114 00:05:27,369 --> 00:05:29,205 - Oh, really, Gary? Not t-Rex hands? - Okay. 115 00:05:29,288 --> 00:05:31,165 Mr. Secretary, would you like to try? 116 00:05:31,248 --> 00:05:33,459 No, I'm good. I've fired a gun before. 117 00:05:33,542 --> 00:05:34,710 Okay. 118 00:05:34,793 --> 00:05:36,170 In anger, too, I might add. 119 00:05:36,253 --> 00:05:37,254 Ooh, uh-oh! 120 00:05:37,421 --> 00:05:39,673 But why don't you give it a try, madam vice president? 121 00:05:39,757 --> 00:05:42,843 Oh, I don't... 122 00:05:42,927 --> 00:05:46,180 Can you give me just half a sec? 123 00:05:46,263 --> 00:05:48,265 What the fuck? 124 00:05:48,349 --> 00:05:50,392 - This could backfire. - It's not gonna backfire. 125 00:05:50,476 --> 00:05:52,871 The gun could literally backfire. That's where the phrase comes from. 126 00:05:52,895 --> 00:05:54,813 Ma'am, this could really chap Maddox's ass, too. 127 00:05:54,897 --> 00:05:56,357 Oh, yeah, it would, wouldn't it? 128 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:58,752 You could chip a veneer and I don't really want that to happen. 129 00:05:58,776 --> 00:06:00,110 I don't care. I'm going in. 130 00:06:00,277 --> 00:06:02,321 You know what? Let's look and load. What do you say? 131 00:06:02,404 --> 00:06:04,615 Yeah? Yeah. 132 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:06,867 Here he is, kanye west wing. 133 00:06:06,951 --> 00:06:08,827 Congressman Ramsey, right? 134 00:06:08,911 --> 00:06:11,497 No, I'm cliff. I'm sue's sue. 135 00:06:11,580 --> 00:06:14,166 - I'm the boy named sue. - What? 136 00:06:14,250 --> 00:06:16,710 Cliff, when I said no jokes, that wasn't a joke. 137 00:06:16,794 --> 00:06:19,547 Sue, hessler's efficiency hearing, you've got to keep it dull, okay? 138 00:06:19,630 --> 00:06:22,758 Give 'em a blah job. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 139 00:06:22,841 --> 00:06:24,885 I know, Jonah. That's what everyone's been saying. 140 00:06:24,969 --> 00:06:28,097 Keep it dull, which incidentally, is also dull. 141 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:32,268 Hessler: I'd like to first of all thank the vice president 142 00:06:32,351 --> 00:06:36,230 for waiving executive privilege in the interest of transparency 143 00:06:36,313 --> 00:06:39,650 and allowing miss Wilson to join us today on the committee. 144 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:41,652 Do you think she's nervous? 145 00:06:42,444 --> 00:06:43,904 Why would she be nervous? 146 00:06:43,988 --> 00:06:45,531 The only people watching this are you 147 00:06:45,614 --> 00:06:48,242 and some guy in the hospital with locked-in syndrome. 148 00:06:48,325 --> 00:06:50,744 If I may, I'd like to begin with percentages 149 00:06:50,828 --> 00:06:54,540 of your office budget dedicated to international and domestic transportation. 150 00:06:54,623 --> 00:06:56,750 My pulse is racing, sir. 151 00:06:56,834 --> 00:06:58,377 Here you are, madam vice president. 152 00:06:58,460 --> 00:06:59,980 Ensure you keep your finger straight and off the trigger. 153 00:07:00,004 --> 00:07:02,590 All right. This is fun, isn't it? 154 00:07:02,673 --> 00:07:06,010 If you don't mind my saying, ma'am, there speaketh a civilian. 155 00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:08,804 All right. There speaketh a pricketh. 156 00:07:11,223 --> 00:07:14,226 Oh, Jesus fucking Christ! 157 00:07:16,854 --> 00:07:19,356 Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't... 158 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:21,501 These fellas have heard a lot worse than that, ma'am. 159 00:07:21,525 --> 00:07:23,527 - Tremendous shot, by the way. - Really? 160 00:07:23,611 --> 00:07:27,156 Oh, how about that? Fastest gun in the west wing. 161 00:07:27,239 --> 00:07:29,867 - Did you see that? How about it? - Marine: Yes, ma'am. 162 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:32,786 As you know, we have a very special guest here today. 163 00:07:32,870 --> 00:07:35,748 It would have been nice to have been consulted about your speech, ma'am. 164 00:07:35,831 --> 00:07:38,208 I could have given you some advice. 165 00:07:38,292 --> 00:07:40,294 I know what I'm doing, George. 166 00:07:40,377 --> 00:07:44,089 With this hostage situation, I don't think you have the intelligence. 167 00:07:45,633 --> 00:07:48,344 As in intel, of course, ma'am. 168 00:07:48,427 --> 00:07:49,637 Are you serious? 169 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:52,473 Are you actually questioning my qualifications, George? 170 00:07:52,556 --> 00:07:55,309 Well, there are just some security issues 171 00:07:55,392 --> 00:07:58,395 with the four countries that neighbor Uzbekistan. 172 00:08:00,105 --> 00:08:02,274 Is it four or is it five? 173 00:08:04,234 --> 00:08:06,737 Or is it six? Or is it seven? 174 00:08:06,945 --> 00:08:08,989 You don't know, do you? 175 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:13,077 It's five. 176 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:16,789 So first, please welcome the secretary of defense George Maddox. 177 00:08:18,957 --> 00:08:20,793 I pulled that straight out of my ass. 178 00:08:20,876 --> 00:08:22,920 You were born for that moment. 179 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:24,672 I know. He's iwo jima. 180 00:08:24,755 --> 00:08:27,049 I'm planting a flag right on his head. 181 00:08:27,132 --> 00:08:30,678 Now I'd like to work on breaking down 182 00:08:30,761 --> 00:08:34,348 the vice president's official 183 00:08:34,431 --> 00:08:36,684 versus political duties if we can. 184 00:08:36,767 --> 00:08:40,270 Sir, I was told that I'd be asked questions about efficiency. 185 00:08:40,354 --> 00:08:42,231 So far you have barely asked me any. 186 00:08:42,314 --> 00:08:44,942 Your efficiency hearing isn't very efficient. 187 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:46,235 You want a question? 188 00:08:46,318 --> 00:08:49,613 What can you tell me about this visit to the marine base at Quantico? 189 00:08:49,780 --> 00:08:52,199 The government sending two different motorcades, 190 00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:55,786 the defense secretary's and the vp's, to the same location. 191 00:08:55,953 --> 00:08:58,914 - That doesn't seem very efficient. - Oh, shit a shark. 192 00:08:58,997 --> 00:09:00,791 This is why I told her to be dull. 193 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:03,460 Do you not have measures in place 194 00:09:03,544 --> 00:09:06,463 to prevent this kind of wasteful duplication of government resources? 195 00:09:06,588 --> 00:09:11,301 Sir, we have a system that I believe to be robust. 196 00:09:11,927 --> 00:09:14,847 - Robust? - Robust. 197 00:09:14,930 --> 00:09:18,559 And you don't think it's a sign that your office is poorly managed? 198 00:09:18,642 --> 00:09:23,021 Our management team is robust. 199 00:09:23,105 --> 00:09:25,482 Okay, now she just sounds mentally ill. 200 00:09:25,566 --> 00:09:27,669 Cliff: Don't you have somewhere you're supposed to be? 201 00:09:27,693 --> 00:09:29,153 I'm working remotely. 202 00:09:29,319 --> 00:09:32,072 I'm guessing you have one of those word-a-day calendars. 203 00:09:32,156 --> 00:09:34,366 And I know what the word for today is. 204 00:09:34,867 --> 00:09:36,243 It's robust. 205 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:38,412 Would you like to give me a definition as well? 206 00:09:38,495 --> 00:09:42,416 Well, I'm guessing that you think you have a sense of humor, Mr. Hessler. 207 00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:45,753 Which you are wrong about, as you are about the calendar. 208 00:09:45,836 --> 00:09:49,089 That is my definition of robust. 209 00:09:49,173 --> 00:09:52,217 My speech is a face-melter. These buzz cuts are gonna flip. 210 00:09:52,301 --> 00:09:54,696 It's not your speech. My fingerprints are all over that sucker. 211 00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:57,055 They're sticky and they're on the back, Mike. 212 00:09:57,139 --> 00:10:00,142 It's time to robust a nut all over this place. 213 00:10:00,225 --> 00:10:01,977 - Oh, shit. We can't. - What? 214 00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:05,022 Sue, shejust used robust three times at the hearing. 215 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:06,607 - No, she didn't. - Yeah. What the... 216 00:10:06,690 --> 00:10:08,501 Selina can't use that now. We need another word. 217 00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:10,027 Just a synonym for robust. 218 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:11,379 Dan: Give me something. Give me a word. 219 00:10:11,403 --> 00:10:12,571 - Any word! - Amy: Aggressive. 220 00:10:12,654 --> 00:10:14,090 Dan: No, that's too aggressive. We don't want to say that. 221 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:16,533 - Okay, resolute. - Determined. 222 00:10:16,617 --> 00:10:19,012 - That's the exact same thing as resolute. - Then we'll use mine. 223 00:10:19,036 --> 00:10:21,205 Explosive. Punchy. Fearless. I'm just saying words. 224 00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:23,266 - Strong. Go with strong. - Strong? Strong, got it. 225 00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:25,477 Gary, I need the speech. I need the vice president's ear. 226 00:10:25,501 --> 00:10:26,919 Get your own ear, Van gogh. 227 00:10:27,002 --> 00:10:28,337 Back off. 228 00:10:29,338 --> 00:10:30,589 Thank you. 229 00:10:30,756 --> 00:10:33,300 - Thank you. - What the hell? 230 00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:35,093 Good morning, marines! 231 00:10:36,345 --> 00:10:38,764 - Oorah. - Oorah! 232 00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:41,350 Oh, my goodness. 233 00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:47,981 We who have answered the call to serve this great nation know this, 234 00:10:48,065 --> 00:10:51,026 that those who challenge our freedoms 235 00:10:51,193 --> 00:10:54,404 can expect a robust response. 236 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:58,283 - There goes the r-bomb. - I thought we weren't doing robust. 237 00:10:58,367 --> 00:10:59,993 I thought we were still on considered. 238 00:11:00,077 --> 00:11:03,247 We have the best military in the world. 239 00:11:06,250 --> 00:11:09,419 And we are not afraid. 240 00:11:11,713 --> 00:11:13,131 - Hey, Mike? - Yes, ma'am. 241 00:11:13,215 --> 00:11:16,844 Stick a thermometer up Washington's ass. See how much heat I just created. 242 00:11:16,927 --> 00:11:18,679 Parting the cheeks. 243 00:11:20,097 --> 00:11:23,350 You know robust is my word. She stole my word. 244 00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:25,060 She was supposed to be dull, Mike. 245 00:11:25,143 --> 00:11:29,356 And did you see that photo of me in politico? My god, I look constipated. 246 00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:31,483 - No, you don't. - Selina: Meet me in my office. 247 00:11:31,567 --> 00:11:33,336 Mike: You don't look constipated. You look the opposite of it. 248 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,255 Selina: What's the opposite of constipated, Mike? 249 00:11:35,279 --> 00:11:36,613 - Relieved. - No. 250 00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:39,616 Relieved is not the opposite of constipated, Mike. 251 00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:41,869 Hang up the phone, dummy. 252 00:11:41,952 --> 00:11:43,680 - Hey, ma'am, you seen this yet? - What is it? 253 00:11:43,704 --> 00:11:44,788 Just the post. 254 00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:49,293 Selina: "Vp sister act robusting the moves"? 255 00:11:49,585 --> 00:11:51,712 Ma'am, there's also... yeah. 256 00:11:53,297 --> 00:11:55,132 What in the living fuck is this? 257 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:58,051 It's a word cloud from this morning's DC press. 258 00:11:58,135 --> 00:12:01,096 The size of each word corresponds to its total number of uses. 259 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:03,181 Do people not use sentences anymore? 260 00:12:03,265 --> 00:12:05,517 Well, I mean, your word, I mean, robust is dominating. 261 00:12:05,601 --> 00:12:07,227 So, you know, that's good. 262 00:12:07,311 --> 00:12:08,729 Look at the word sue. 263 00:12:08,812 --> 00:12:11,189 - Sue made it. - Sure. It's there, too. 264 00:12:11,273 --> 00:12:12,482 Well, where's the word selina? 265 00:12:12,566 --> 00:12:14,401 Oh, it... 266 00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:16,403 It's... 267 00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:19,156 I just saw it. 268 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,033 Ha! There. There it is. 269 00:12:21,116 --> 00:12:22,576 Look how teeny tiny that is. 270 00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:24,578 It's bigger than collapse. 271 00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:27,015 Amy: It's teeny tiny because technically you have four names. 272 00:12:27,039 --> 00:12:28,457 Vice president selina meyer. 273 00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:31,251 Yeah, plus all the nicknames that we don't talk about. 274 00:12:31,335 --> 00:12:34,588 I mean, sue only has one name like pocahontas or Hitler. 275 00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:36,882 - Or Moby or bigfoot. - Hey, sue! 276 00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:39,217 - Sue! - Yes, ma'am? 277 00:12:39,301 --> 00:12:41,929 What? You're not fucking sue. 278 00:12:42,012 --> 00:12:44,348 I'm cliff. I'm filling in for sue 279 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:46,409 while she preps for her return appearance on the sixth. 280 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:49,311 She has a return appearance? What does she need an encore for? 281 00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:51,314 Yeah, it's an encore. Start popping your popcorn. 282 00:12:51,355 --> 00:12:52,832 - Okay, thank you very much. - Must sue TV. 283 00:12:52,856 --> 00:12:54,274 I said that's enough. Thank you. 284 00:12:54,358 --> 00:12:57,569 Gary, we need to start prepping for the whole senator swearing-in thing. 285 00:12:57,653 --> 00:13:00,447 - Oh, yeah. It's Gary-oke time. - Selina: Yes, it is. 286 00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:02,783 All right, I put together one card for each senator. 287 00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:05,410 Actually, ma'am, I had some ideas about some opportunities here. 288 00:13:05,494 --> 00:13:07,996 I think it'd be a good idea if we focus more 289 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:11,583 on each senator's particular policy interests rather than small talk. 290 00:13:11,667 --> 00:13:13,961 - Yeah, I don't think that's a bad idea. - What? 291 00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:16,129 Yeah, take the coat. That makes sense to me. 292 00:13:16,213 --> 00:13:17,482 I think that... oh, there's sue. 293 00:13:17,506 --> 00:13:19,466 Okay, get away from me. Sue! 294 00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:22,678 Sue! No, the real sue. 295 00:13:22,761 --> 00:13:24,763 You stay away from her ear. Do you hear me? 296 00:13:24,846 --> 00:13:27,307 Gary-oke is done, my friend. It's time for Danny-oke now. 297 00:13:27,391 --> 00:13:30,644 - Danny-oke? - End of an era, buddy. End of an era. 298 00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:34,314 Don't be ridiculous. I'm not famous. Well, maybe only in DC. 299 00:13:35,065 --> 00:13:37,401 Oh, yeah, me and Kim Kardashian. Ha ha. 300 00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:39,528 Oh, I've got to go. Bye, bye, bye. Ma'am? 301 00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:42,155 - Why don't you take a seat, sue? - Oh, sorry, ma'am. 302 00:13:42,239 --> 00:13:43,865 Sit down, sue. 303 00:13:43,949 --> 00:13:47,149 - All right, I've got a bone to pick... - Mike: Ma'am, I know you really love me, 304 00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:49,121 - but now you're gonna hate me. - What? 305 00:13:49,204 --> 00:13:51,015 Sec def maddoxjust did an interview with bloomberg. 306 00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:53,959 - Yeah? - He's now calling for an aggressive response. 307 00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:56,962 - Aggressive? - Dan: Yeah, I just got that, too. 308 00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:59,297 Does aggressive trump robust? 309 00:13:59,423 --> 00:14:00,841 Well, it's robustier. 310 00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:03,510 No, robust is like a rock and aggressive is like paper. 311 00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:05,553 Oh, shoot, paper covers rock. I forget about that. 312 00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:08,181 - Amy: We just got a text from Ben. - And? What's his word? 313 00:14:08,265 --> 00:14:10,326 His word is "get-the-vice-president- over-here-right-now- 314 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:11,536 "we're-having-a-fucking-meeting." 315 00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:13,562 It's all one word hyphenated. 316 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,024 Remind me, you said what? 317 00:14:17,107 --> 00:14:18,859 - Your response needs to be what? - Robust. 318 00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:21,028 - Robust. And you said? - Aggressive. 319 00:14:21,111 --> 00:14:23,363 - You see the problem? - No, I don't. 320 00:14:23,447 --> 00:14:24,698 They're different words. 321 00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:26,867 And saying different words means what? 322 00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:29,995 It means we're not on the same... 323 00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:31,371 - Diet? - Page. 324 00:14:31,455 --> 00:14:33,457 Oh, I thought you were gonna say diet, Ben. 325 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:36,710 - I don't like your tone. - And I don't have to answer to you, Ben. 326 00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:38,837 Or to Lara croft here for that matter. 327 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:41,798 Yeah, perhaps not, but we all work for the president. 328 00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:44,968 Oh, where is the great and powerful oz, by the way? 329 00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:47,804 Listen, we all know the white house would work so much better 330 00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:49,890 if there wasn't a president, but there is. 331 00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:51,600 So we work around that. 332 00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:55,479 And we do that by sticking to the same fucking words. 333 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:58,065 And it's your job to coordinate that, maestro. 334 00:14:58,148 --> 00:15:02,235 That's right. So from now on, the words are calculated response. 335 00:15:02,319 --> 00:15:05,363 Calculated? That sounds so... 336 00:15:05,489 --> 00:15:07,908 - Calculated? - Pussy-ass, that's what I was gonna say. 337 00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:10,577 You've got to light a fire under the president's butt. 338 00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:12,662 Let's get some action here. 339 00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:15,386 She fires a gun one time and she thinks she's rommel in the desert. 340 00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:17,310 Yeah, let me tell you something. I'm a good shot. 341 00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:19,419 You know what? I may even start, you know, 342 00:15:19,503 --> 00:15:21,880 whatever it's called, packing heat. How about that? 343 00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:24,257 When you do that, I'm gonna start supporting gun control. 344 00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:27,135 - I have news on the noodles. - What's he talking about? 345 00:15:27,219 --> 00:15:29,763 - We can move on the hostages. - Cock-a-noodle-doo. 346 00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:32,557 Oh, my god. I'd kiss you right now, but I'm never gonna do that. 347 00:15:32,641 --> 00:15:35,602 Maddox: Earliest we could go in would be the sixth or the ninth. 348 00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:38,021 Ben: We got to go early. You know potus. 349 00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:40,041 If we give him enough time, he's gonna change his mind. 350 00:15:40,065 --> 00:15:41,983 He's gonna procrasterbate forever. 351 00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:44,277 - Kent: Madam vice president? - Huh? Yeah. 352 00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:46,780 Just give me one second. 353 00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:48,615 One second. 354 00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:53,954 Amy, call the office. 355 00:15:54,037 --> 00:15:56,581 - Office of the vice president. - This is the vice president. 356 00:15:56,665 --> 00:15:59,209 - Yes, it is. - No, no, this is the vice president. 357 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,586 - Oh, okay. I'm sorry, ma'am. - Selina: It's fine. 358 00:16:01,670 --> 00:16:03,880 Look into my calendar and tell me if there is anything 359 00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:06,383 on the sixth that is immovable. 360 00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,385 No, ma'am, it all looks moveable. 361 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:11,588 The only thing that can't move is sue's second hearing appearance on the sixth. 362 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,974 - Oh, that's on the sixth? - Cliff: Yes, ma'am. 363 00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:17,644 Set your dvr. I'm thinking of... Okay, you hung up. 364 00:16:17,727 --> 00:16:21,356 Well, gentlemen, the sixth it's gonna be. 365 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,525 Let's bring these kids home as soon as possible. 366 00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:24,609 So we're all agreed? 367 00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:26,712 The sixth, it's gonna be a bad day for the bad guys. 368 00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:28,655 Let's go find potus. 369 00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:38,850 Amy: Now you went with the sixth because it's before the ninth? 370 00:16:38,874 --> 00:16:40,768 - Yeah, of course. - And sue's return to the committee 371 00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:43,062 - has nothing to do with it? - You know what I'm interested in? 372 00:16:43,086 --> 00:16:46,631 Getting innocent Americans home safe and sound, right? Mmm. 373 00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:52,012 Move everything off of the sixth for me. 374 00:16:52,095 --> 00:16:53,739 - You can clear that. - Cliff: Absolutely, ma'am. 375 00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:56,159 The only thing I need to move is the senator swearing-in ceremony, 376 00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:57,809 so we're good. 377 00:17:02,272 --> 00:17:03,857 What? 378 00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:05,650 The senator swearing-in ceremony. 379 00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:09,321 You said that everything was moveable. 380 00:17:09,404 --> 00:17:11,198 And that's not moveable. 381 00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:14,242 That's immovable. 382 00:17:14,326 --> 00:17:15,911 Surely nothing is immovable. 383 00:17:15,994 --> 00:17:19,372 Amy, this is like explaining gravity to a chicken. 384 00:17:19,456 --> 00:17:22,209 The senator swearing-in ceremony is set in stone. 385 00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:25,503 She's the president of the senate. She swears in all newly elected senators. 386 00:17:25,587 --> 00:17:27,756 Selina: Right? You get that? You understand it? 387 00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:29,959 - Do you need to Google it? - No, ma'am, I understand. 388 00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:31,801 I don't think you do understand. 389 00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:33,279 Because you are grinning. Why are you grinning? 390 00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:34,780 - I'm not grinning. - You are grinning. 391 00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:38,558 You have made a fuck-up the size of France 392 00:17:38,642 --> 00:17:41,353 and you are fucking grinning about it. 393 00:17:41,436 --> 00:17:43,456 I'm trying not to. I'm not sure why my face is doing this. 394 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:45,523 - Oh, damn it. - Amy: Okay. 395 00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:49,444 I don't know what's going on, 396 00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:52,530 but she didn't mean what she just said, okay? 397 00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:55,200 Okay. Ma'am, is there anything... 398 00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:58,328 - Classified! - Oh, my god! 399 00:17:58,453 --> 00:18:00,247 I pushed for the sixth, right? 400 00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:03,124 I got my date. This is my date, Amy. 401 00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:05,418 This is my hostage rescue mission. 402 00:18:05,502 --> 00:18:07,963 The most important thing on the day 403 00:18:08,046 --> 00:18:10,423 is we can't look suspicious in our movements. 404 00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:13,927 Yeah, I know that. I know how to act normal, okay? 405 00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:16,805 I'll be normal. It's gonna be great. 406 00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:21,410 Selina: I can't believe I'm in this position. 407 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:25,230 This is all cliff's fault, that grinning fucking ewok. 408 00:18:25,397 --> 00:18:26,749 They're all in the situation room. 409 00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:29,025 I'm stuck here swearing in a shitload of senators. 410 00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:32,669 Well, the virtual sit room is right back there and we've got a secure video teleconference 411 00:18:32,696 --> 00:18:34,215 - in the situation room, so... - Oh, great. 412 00:18:34,239 --> 00:18:36,908 My secure video teleconference with history. 413 00:18:36,992 --> 00:18:39,327 Okay, ma'am, you got 33 senators to get through. 414 00:18:39,411 --> 00:18:42,789 Oh, boy. Well, I feel like that porn star who had to do 200 men in one day. 415 00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:44,916 At least she got to lie down, right? 416 00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:49,963 Well, let's bring this beautiful family in. 417 00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:53,049 Oh, look at this. You all have good blood. 418 00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:55,010 - What's up? - I can see it. It's right here. 419 00:18:55,093 --> 00:18:58,305 This isn't a potus thing. Why is scrotus here? 420 00:18:58,388 --> 00:18:59,973 Think of me as a cheerleader, Mike. 421 00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:04,185 Oh, god. I'm imagining you in a bathtub full of Rose petals. 422 00:19:04,269 --> 00:19:06,604 Thank you. Off you go. Brian, you're up. 423 00:19:06,688 --> 00:19:08,356 - Come, come. - Madam vice president. 424 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:09,858 - Congratulations. - What an honor. 425 00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:11,151 It's so good to see you. 426 00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:14,612 I want to know how all your filmmaking is going. 427 00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:15,822 - Beg pardon? - And so on. 428 00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:18,366 - Brian: Beg pardon? - Your fishing. 429 00:19:18,450 --> 00:19:21,161 Oh, yeah. It's good. I'm still hunting for that big one. 430 00:19:21,244 --> 00:19:24,497 Oh, well, that's all we want. We all want the big one, don't we? 431 00:19:24,581 --> 00:19:27,834 - Did she just make an innuendo? - Yep. Yep. 432 00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:30,337 That I will bear true faith 433 00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:32,922 and allegiance to the same. That I take this obligation 434 00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:36,676 freely without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion 435 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:39,637 and that I will well and faithfully discharge 436 00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:43,516 the duties of the office of which I am about to enter, so help me Brian. 437 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:45,894 - Yes. - I am Brian. 438 00:19:45,977 --> 00:19:47,857 - I know. - I think you mean, "so help you god." 439 00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:49,356 Yes, yes. Oh, so help you god. 440 00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:51,107 - So help me god. - Me, god, yes. 441 00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:53,735 Oh, my god. Okay, let's get the family in here. 442 00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:55,153 What's going on? 443 00:19:55,236 --> 00:19:57,530 It's just a blip. She's gonna be fine. 444 00:19:57,614 --> 00:19:59,199 - I'm Ruby. - Oh, Ruby. 445 00:19:59,282 --> 00:20:02,035 Oh, I wish that was my cousin's name. 446 00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:04,454 This is the worst small talk I've ever heard. 447 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,581 And I'm including mine in that and mine is horrible. 448 00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:08,500 She's done worse. 449 00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:11,252 I can't think of when, but she has. 450 00:20:11,336 --> 00:20:13,129 And off you go. Maryanne. 451 00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:15,423 What in the living 452 00:20:15,507 --> 00:20:19,094 lord of Christ are you doing here? 453 00:20:19,177 --> 00:20:21,096 - But you are. - I'm here. 454 00:20:21,179 --> 00:20:22,472 So you had a good new year's? 455 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,516 Yes, we were skiing in Vermont. 456 00:20:24,599 --> 00:20:27,060 Well, that's how the cookie crumbles. 457 00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:29,354 Yeah, now let's take a photo. 458 00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:31,064 West wing. Jonah. 459 00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:33,084 Okay, Philip dorsey's the last one, so he's gonna be quick. 460 00:20:33,108 --> 00:20:35,402 His wife just died and he has no family left. 461 00:20:35,485 --> 00:20:38,238 That's great. For us, I mean. 462 00:20:38,321 --> 00:20:40,073 - 'Cause we're done. - Okay. 463 00:20:40,824 --> 00:20:42,742 Amy, it's time o'clock. 464 00:20:42,826 --> 00:20:45,995 - What's time o'clock? - Time o'clock. 465 00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:49,874 This is... I can't take this anymore. 466 00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:52,168 And so won't you give my love to Patty? 467 00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:54,254 - She passed away. - Yes. Yes. 468 00:20:54,337 --> 00:20:56,798 Excuse me, ma'am. It is time o'clock. 469 00:20:59,134 --> 00:21:01,428 All right, let's get swearing, Philip. 470 00:21:01,511 --> 00:21:03,972 I do solemnly swear 471 00:21:04,055 --> 00:21:06,057 That I will support and defend 472 00:21:06,141 --> 00:21:09,394 the constitution of the United States 473 00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:14,357 against all enemies, foreign and domestic. 474 00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:16,443 That I will bear true faith... 475 00:21:17,235 --> 00:21:19,529 - Maybe she's pregnant again. - Oh, god. 476 00:21:19,654 --> 00:21:21,906 Or she's menopausal. 477 00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:25,869 Oh, god, she's gonna want that testosterone gel. I'm out of here. 478 00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:28,746 - So help me god. - So help me god. 479 00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:30,707 So help me god. 480 00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:34,377 I have to move on, Philip. 481 00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:36,713 Philip: They all leave me eventually. 482 00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:39,257 Something's up. Something's up. What's going on? 483 00:21:47,182 --> 00:21:49,517 - Ma'am. Ma'am. Right here. - Oh, yeah. 484 00:21:49,601 --> 00:21:51,495 - Ma'am, I've got... - No, you're not needed here, Gary. 485 00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:52,997 - This is man's work. - Ma'am, should I... 486 00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:54,564 Same goes for you, Dan. No. 487 00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:56,625 - Amy: Let's black op till we drop. - Sorry, fellas. 488 00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,776 I'll just be closing this door right now. 489 00:22:00,778 --> 00:22:03,573 Wait a minute. Jonah's going in? 490 00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:05,658 - Say hi to history, ma'am. - Oh, god. 491 00:22:05,742 --> 00:22:08,912 The men get the situation room, I get the shituation room? 492 00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:11,122 Ma'am, the comms should be live now. 493 00:22:11,206 --> 00:22:12,707 Hi, gentlemen. 494 00:22:12,790 --> 00:22:16,794 I hope you heard thatjoke. That was meant for you to hear it. 495 00:22:16,878 --> 00:22:18,880 Madam vice president, this is general Mercer. 496 00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:21,966 This is so awesome. I'll bet you camera three gets a kill. 497 00:22:22,050 --> 00:22:23,635 General, Mr. President. 498 00:22:23,718 --> 00:22:26,030 Mercer: Operation good Shepherd is proceeding well, ma 'am. 499 00:22:26,054 --> 00:22:29,766 We are looking at live feeds from cams aboard the black hawks 500 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,017 and we are about to go in. 501 00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:32,936 - Good luck, gentlemen. - Ma'am. 502 00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:36,356 Maddox: When the guns go off, they will be loud, madam vice president, 503 00:22:36,439 --> 00:22:38,107 so no swearing. 504 00:22:38,191 --> 00:22:42,237 George, comments like that are incredibly inappropriate 505 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,155 when people's lives are at stake. 506 00:22:44,239 --> 00:22:47,784 I've got to get a refill here. Old jumbo needs a refill. Excuse me. 507 00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:49,762 - It's a good photo, ma'am. - Jonah, there are more important things 508 00:22:49,786 --> 00:22:51,663 going on in the world right now. 509 00:22:51,746 --> 00:22:54,165 Oh, yeah. Huh. 510 00:22:54,457 --> 00:22:56,417 Acquisition is confirmed. 511 00:22:56,501 --> 00:22:58,169 The eggs are back in the basket! 512 00:22:58,253 --> 00:23:00,630 Yeah! Eggs-shak-a-iaka! 513 00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:02,757 In your fucking face, eggs. 514 00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:05,218 What? The hostages? We got 'em? 515 00:23:06,427 --> 00:23:07,720 Yeah! 516 00:23:07,804 --> 00:23:10,056 Legacy marker. Yeah! 517 00:23:10,139 --> 00:23:11,766 Amy: Gary. Gary. 518 00:23:11,849 --> 00:23:14,769 So sue's return to the hearing's wiped off the news map. 519 00:23:14,852 --> 00:23:16,914 That's the last thing on anyone's mind today. Come on. 520 00:23:16,938 --> 00:23:18,773 Mike: Of course. Of course. 521 00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:21,568 Sue: Last year's expenditure on office supplies 522 00:23:21,651 --> 00:23:24,362 was held at the exact same level as the previous year. 523 00:23:25,321 --> 00:23:28,408 Which means that the total sum... 524 00:23:28,491 --> 00:23:31,619 Seems like you're no longer news, miss Wilson. 525 00:23:31,703 --> 00:23:33,913 Your 15 minutes might be up. 526 00:23:34,038 --> 00:23:35,748 Ashes to ashes, 527 00:23:35,832 --> 00:23:38,042 robust to dust. 528 00:23:41,796 --> 00:23:43,965 Mike: Oh, hey, sue. How was the sequel? 529 00:23:44,048 --> 00:23:45,466 Shon. 530 00:23:45,550 --> 00:23:48,094 Pumped and dumped by the fame monster, huh? 531 00:23:48,177 --> 00:23:50,555 Oh, I got the full mission eval from the nsc. 532 00:23:50,638 --> 00:23:51,865 - Let's speak to the veep. - Amy: Let's go. 533 00:23:51,889 --> 00:23:53,933 Yep? 534 00:23:54,017 --> 00:23:56,019 - Ma'am. - Congratulations, ma'am. 535 00:23:56,102 --> 00:23:57,353 Thank you, Mr. Ryan. 536 00:23:57,437 --> 00:24:00,189 Operation good Shepherd, total success. 537 00:24:00,273 --> 00:24:02,442 Yeah! Semper fucking fee. 538 00:24:02,525 --> 00:24:04,444 - Fi. - Fi. Fi, right. 539 00:24:04,527 --> 00:24:06,446 All hostages recovered unharmed. 540 00:24:06,529 --> 00:24:09,324 - Only one injury. - Amy: Detail on that injury? 541 00:24:09,407 --> 00:24:13,661 A marine sergeant, 2nd recon battalion, stray ordnance, he lost a leg. 542 00:24:14,621 --> 00:24:15,913 Wait, wait. 543 00:24:15,997 --> 00:24:19,334 You mean one of our marines lost a leg? 544 00:24:19,417 --> 00:24:21,419 Yes, ma'am. His left leg, ma'am. 545 00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:25,214 The entire leg? 546 00:24:25,298 --> 00:24:27,800 I believe he lost from above the knee. 547 00:24:27,884 --> 00:24:34,515 Oh, so they were able to just salvage his foot? 548 00:24:34,599 --> 00:24:36,434 No, I believe he lost from above... 549 00:24:36,517 --> 00:24:38,757 He basically doesn't have a leg from above the knee down. 550 00:24:40,897 --> 00:24:42,940 Was he part of the operation? 551 00:24:43,024 --> 00:24:45,985 Yes. He was actually due to be rotated out on the eighth. 552 00:24:46,069 --> 00:24:47,987 Oh, on the eighth. 553 00:24:48,071 --> 00:24:50,198 Huh. Okay. 554 00:24:50,281 --> 00:24:51,991 Is he... 555 00:24:52,075 --> 00:24:53,785 Is he in a lot of pain? 556 00:24:53,868 --> 00:24:55,119 - Oh, no, ma'am. - Oh, good. 557 00:24:55,203 --> 00:24:56,829 No, he's in an induced coma. 558 00:24:56,913 --> 00:24:58,915 But I suppose when he wakes up... 559 00:25:03,628 --> 00:25:05,588 I just need to get some air. Excuse me. 560 00:25:05,672 --> 00:25:07,953 - Jonah: Congratulations again, ma'am. - Thanks a million. 561 00:25:11,427 --> 00:25:14,514 - Congratulations, ma'am. - Thank you. 562 00:25:14,597 --> 00:25:17,850 - I lost a man his leg, Mike. - So good. So good. 563 00:25:17,934 --> 00:25:20,561 No, no, no. I lost a man his leg, Mike. 564 00:25:21,813 --> 00:25:23,773 Thanks. Thanks, guys. 565 00:25:25,483 --> 00:25:26,859 Thank you. 566 00:25:26,984 --> 00:25:30,613 Ma'am, I just want to say consummate performance. 567 00:25:30,738 --> 00:25:34,909 Not only did you rescue the hostages, but you annihilated sue. 568 00:25:34,992 --> 00:25:37,787 You picked the operation date to blow her appearance off the map. 569 00:25:37,912 --> 00:25:40,081 I mean, genius play, ma'am. Genius. 570 00:25:40,164 --> 00:25:42,333 I call that overshadowboxing. 571 00:25:42,417 --> 00:25:44,043 You know what, Dan? 572 00:25:44,127 --> 00:25:47,505 The problem with being so close to somebody's ear all the time 573 00:25:47,588 --> 00:25:50,675 is that you begin to think that you can see inside their head, 574 00:25:50,758 --> 00:25:53,386 but you can't, Dan. You can't. 575 00:25:55,263 --> 00:25:56,990 - Do you understand that? - Understood, ma'am. 576 00:25:57,014 --> 00:25:58,975 - Hey, ma'am. - Yes? 577 00:25:59,058 --> 00:26:00,852 Can I get you a cinnamon mocha or something? 578 00:26:00,935 --> 00:26:02,895 - Uh-huh. - Yeah, let me get that for you. 579 00:26:05,106 --> 00:26:07,191 End of an era, buddy. 580 00:26:07,275 --> 00:26:09,402 End of an era. 581 00:26:13,197 --> 00:26:14,907 I lost a man his leg. 582 00:26:14,991 --> 00:26:16,659 Please stop saying that, ma'am. 583 00:26:16,743 --> 00:26:18,578 He'll bounce back. I got a feeling. 584 00:26:18,661 --> 00:26:21,080 Ma'am, the vice president sometimes has to do bad things 585 00:26:21,164 --> 00:26:22,540 to make good things happen. 586 00:26:22,623 --> 00:26:26,586 The leg is just the price of admission to the place you wanted to be. 587 00:26:26,669 --> 00:26:29,088 Well, maybe we could invite him to the white house. 588 00:26:29,172 --> 00:26:31,924 - Oh. - You know, once he's back up on his... 589 00:26:32,008 --> 00:26:35,094 Sure, we'll roll out the ramps. 590 00:26:38,139 --> 00:26:41,267 Ma'am, some of the prosthetic legs they have these days 591 00:26:41,350 --> 00:26:42,894 are as good as real legs. 592 00:26:42,977 --> 00:26:45,271 I guarantee you they're better than my shitty legs. 593 00:26:45,354 --> 00:26:48,858 I hate my legs. In fact, if! Had the choice... 594 00:26:53,029 --> 00:26:55,615 Never mind. I'm gonna go. 595 00:26:56,657 --> 00:27:02,622 Hey, ma'am. How would you like a nice little almond croissant? 596 00:27:02,705 --> 00:27:04,123 Oh, yeah. I would love that. 597 00:27:04,207 --> 00:27:05,958 Okay. Okay. 598 00:27:06,042 --> 00:27:07,877 Can you make it a big one 599 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,338 so you can stuff me inside of it 600 00:27:10,463 --> 00:27:12,006 and smuggle me out of here? 601 00:27:12,089 --> 00:27:13,716 Gary: Of course I can. 602 00:27:13,883 --> 00:27:16,803 And there might be a little raspberry surprise in them. 603 00:27:16,886 --> 00:27:19,222 Okay. Thank you. 604 00:27:19,931 --> 00:27:21,682 My pleasure.