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You're traveling
through another dimension-

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a dimension not only of sight
and sound, but of mind,

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a journey into a wondrous land

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whose boundaries
are that of imagination.

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Your next stop,
the twilight zone.

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I don't see him.

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He's in the box
in front of the pulpit.

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I thought he'd
be in a coffin.

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Silly fool.

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That's what the box is,
a coffin.

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Thank you, sister.

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Brothers and sisters,
we are congregated

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here today to pay homage

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to our dear brother,
jefferson myrtlebank.

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We all know that jeff myrtlebank
was a good boy.

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He didn't always show up

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to sunday school on sunday,

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but we never saw him
at the bootlegger's

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on saturday night, either.

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Amen.

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We're all
going to miss

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this fine youth.

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The good lord
must have had

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a powerful reason to want
to take him so young in life.

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Hallelujah.

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But we all know

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that the lord moves
in mysterious ways

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and today...

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he's alive.

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The mid-20s.

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The midwest-

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the southernmost section
of the midwest.

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We were just witnessing
a funeral,

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a funeral that didn't come off
exactly as planned

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due to a slight fallout
from the twilight zone.

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Who in tarnation
put me in that coffin?

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Brethren, let's not
give way to panic.

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A small mistake seems
to have been made.

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Brother siddons,
it seems

40
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you got a little
sense left.

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Now, what's going
on around here?

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Son, we was about
to bury you.

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Bury me?

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We was real
certain you'd died

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the day
before yesterday.

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Died?

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Well, that's silly.

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Doc bolton
pronounced
you dead.

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That's right, son.

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Your heart stopped beating
two days ago.

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I was at the bedside.

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Well, i... that couldn't be.

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I'm... i'm breathing now.

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It wasn't beating
day before yesterday.

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You was sick, son,

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real sick.

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Worst case of flu

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i've ever
come across

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in my whole
medical career.

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I'm surprised he lasted
past last wednesday.

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I hate to cast a shadow
on your medical career, doc,

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but i won't crawl back
in that coffin

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just to save face with you.

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Yes, sir.

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There was no question about it.

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There was no pulse.

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Well, i'm sure glad
you didn't embalm me.

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How do you
feel now, son?

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Well, i feel good.

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I feel a little weak
but, uh... rested.

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Hungry.

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I could eat the hide off a bear.

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I'm real hungry.

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I reckon you should be.

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I know you ain't et
for three days.

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Ma!

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Pa!

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Surprise!

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I sure hope

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you got a good supper
on the calendar.

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What's the matter?

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You act like

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i'm some sort of
ghost or something.

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Hello, son.

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Well, i'll be double-dogged.

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My own folks
are a-scared of me.

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Comfort?

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I'll bet you ain't scared of me.

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I'm the man
you're going to marry.

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Well, i guess you are at that.

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Liz?

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Now, you ain't a-scared
of me, are you?

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Jeff, you
fooled them,

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didn't you,
jeff?

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Yeah, honey,
i fooled them.

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Son.

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Son!

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Praise be.

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We ain't lost you
after all, son.

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I know what it is.

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I know
what it is.

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The miracle that happened
here in our county.

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"Ipso suspendo animation."

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Very rare.

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There have been only 30 cases
in the past 1,500 years.

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Ain't you just
covering up

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for your
miscalculations?

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I ain't heard
of that sickness.

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Ain't likely you would-

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30 cases in 1,500 years,
all them in europe.

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You should
quit trying to slandering

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my name and take him home,
give him some soup.

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He'll need
some rest.

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Well, i...
i'm a mite weak.

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We'll get you
right on home.

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Just as soon
as i crank up.

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I'll fry you
a nice rabbit.

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I'm sorry i acted
so funny, jeff.

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It was just that...
it was so sudden.

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Sure nice
to have you back.

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Oh, thank you
kindly,

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comfort, honey,

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but i ain't never been away.

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That was a larruping
good breakfast, ma.

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Well, i guess i'll get
over to that east 40

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and mend that fence.

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Oh, i wish
you wouldn't.

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It's only
been two weeks

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since you was

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at the brink
of the grave.

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You oughtn't
to be toiling

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from sunup
to sundown.

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I feel great, ma.

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I never felt
better in my life.

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I'll see you
down there, pa.

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All right.

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I... i'm real concerned.

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I... i just don't like

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the way he's behaved
the last two weeks.

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What do you mean?

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He's different,
not like he was at all.

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Seems the same to me.

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He only et
two eggs again.

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Why, ever since
he's sprouted teeth

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he's been having
three eggs

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at breakfast.

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Well, a man's
taste can change.

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And he goes around
fiddling with things

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night and day.

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And the way he goes
at that hard work.

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Why, he was never that
friendly with work before.

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Yes, sir, that's
true at that.

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I recollect
worrying many times

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that he leaned
just a shade

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towards the side
of shiftlessness.

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Not lazy, exactly, but...

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no.

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No, just uninterested.

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And since his sickness,

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he's been fighting
in that work

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just like he was
a year behind.

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No, it ain't like
him at that.

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All right, big ears,

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you run down
to the mailbox

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and wait
for the mailman.

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I'm expecting
a new catalog.

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Sure hope it gets here.

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You've about wore that out.

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Make way for the queen!

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He ain't been
here yet.

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Can i shoot?

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Sure.

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Here's your ammunition.

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I ain't afraid of frogs.

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It's just that they're dirty.

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How's your brother?

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All right, i reckon.

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Only ma and pa
are a little bit concerned

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the way he's been
behaving lately.

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How's he been acting?

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I don't know, just... different.

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He eats different,
works different,

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always fiddling
with things.

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Besides, it ain't
none of your business.

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He loves me not,

186
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he loves me...

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is that a fact?

188
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Well, i was wondering
if you'd heard anything.

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Well, as a matter of fact,
i have heard a little something.

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I...

191
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just a minute.

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You run out and play.

193
00:10:00,835 --> 00:10:03,302
Why? I want to listen.

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Go on now. Scoot.

195
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Aw, shuckin'.

196
00:10:06,457 --> 00:10:09,558
You want to hold a mouthful
of black pepper for ten minutes?

197
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Little pitchers have big ears.

198
00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:19,568
Well, now, i know for a fact

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that those poor folks
are scared to death.

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00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:25,191
Why, he's been acting
like a complete strangers

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ever since the funeral.

202
00:10:29,328 --> 00:10:30,579
Yes, sir, i mean,

203
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i sure wouldn't
want to go sleep

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in a house
with that boy around.

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Not me.

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00:10:36,871 --> 00:10:40,589
They say he's started fiddling
with things now, like axes.

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I don't know.

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00:10:41,876 --> 00:10:44,343
He was always
such a good boy.

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00:10:47,213 --> 00:10:47,847
Gents.

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00:10:47,882 --> 00:10:49,715
What do you say, doc?

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00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:53,469
We was just discussing
that myrtlebank boy.

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Yeah, what
about him?

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00:10:55,005 --> 00:10:56,222
Just wondering
about him.

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I guess you've heard

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how peculiar
he's acted lately.

216
00:11:00,609 --> 00:11:01,861
Yeah, i heard.

217
00:11:01,896 --> 00:11:03,729
I ain't one to
pass on gossip.

218
00:11:04,363 --> 00:11:06,365
Still, you gotta wonder.

219
00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:08,234
Where was he them 48 hours

220
00:11:08,269 --> 00:11:10,119
he was supposed
to be dead?

221
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Had to be
somewheres.

222
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If he was dead.

223
00:11:13,274 --> 00:11:15,124
Doc says he had
that rare sickness.

224
00:11:15,159 --> 00:11:16,992
Maybe i told
a white lie, strauss.

225
00:11:17,027 --> 00:11:20,129
Maybe i was thinking
of his folks' feelings

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00:11:20,164 --> 00:11:21,997
when i brought up that disease.

227
00:11:22,032 --> 00:11:23,883
Can you straighten that out?

228
00:11:23,918 --> 00:11:28,254
I'm not the kind to bury a body
unless i'm positive he's dead.

229
00:11:28,289 --> 00:11:30,139
You know me better than that.

230
00:11:30,174 --> 00:11:32,258
Shoot, yes,
we know you, doc.

231
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I did more
than feel that boy's pulse.

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When his folks
left the room,

233
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i gave him
the pin test.

234
00:11:44,153 --> 00:11:46,655
I stabbed him
with a pin.

235
00:11:47,273 --> 00:11:49,158
He didn't
even flicker.

236
00:11:51,026 --> 00:11:52,528
I held a mirror to his lips.

237
00:11:52,563 --> 00:11:55,664
If there was any life left
in the man at all,

238
00:11:55,699 --> 00:11:57,533
his breath would fog up
the mirror.

239
00:11:57,568 --> 00:11:59,418
Well, what happened?

240
00:11:59,453 --> 00:12:01,921
I pronounced him dead, didn't i?

241
00:12:02,922 --> 00:12:05,424
Then where could
he have been

242
00:12:05,459 --> 00:12:06,675
for them
48 hours?

243
00:12:06,710 --> 00:12:07,927
Why don't we say it?

244
00:12:07,962 --> 00:12:09,795
We're all a-thinking it.

245
00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:11,680
You say it, peters.

246
00:12:13,549 --> 00:12:14,800
You're daggum right i'll say it.

247
00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:16,051
How do we know
the man who got up

248
00:12:16,685 --> 00:12:17,937
and crawled
out of that coffin

249
00:12:17,972 --> 00:12:19,188
is really
jeff myrtlebank?

250
00:12:19,223 --> 00:12:21,690
I wouldn't talk
like that, gentlemen.

251
00:12:21,725 --> 00:12:23,559
It could cause
a lot of trouble.

252
00:12:23,594 --> 00:12:24,810
Well, i don't know.

253
00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:27,313
My grandma,
she used to tell me

254
00:12:27,348 --> 00:12:30,449
about evil spirits
roaming around the world

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trying to find a body
to take over.

256
00:12:32,952 --> 00:12:35,454
She said that they'd
steal a corpse sometimes

257
00:12:35,489 --> 00:12:37,323
before a man
was good dead.

258
00:12:37,358 --> 00:12:39,825
That kind of talk's
dangerous, peters.

259
00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:42,962
Although i must confess this
throws a lot of dry kindling

260
00:12:42,997 --> 00:12:45,464
on the fire that's been
smoldering in my brain

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00:12:45,499 --> 00:12:46,715
ever since the funeral.

262
00:12:51,086 --> 00:12:53,589
Have a good day, gents.

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It's him.

264
00:13:17,615 --> 00:13:21,951
Dagnabit, comfort,
now's the time to tell him.

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00:13:21,986 --> 00:13:23,202
Right now.

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00:13:23,237 --> 00:13:24,453
No.

267
00:13:24,488 --> 00:13:25,704
I don't tell you who to see.

268
00:13:25,739 --> 00:13:27,590
And you leave me alone.

269
00:13:27,625 --> 00:13:30,092
Well, maybe
orgram's right, dear.

270
00:13:30,127 --> 00:13:32,845
You know what everyone in the
county is saying about him.

271
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:34,213
Well,
he's not visiting the county-

272
00:13:34,248 --> 00:13:35,464
he's visiting me.

273
00:13:35,499 --> 00:13:37,466
Well, you're just plain

274
00:13:37,501 --> 00:13:38,217
rotten stubborn.

275
00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:40,719
I bet all your kids
are born with horns.

276
00:13:40,754 --> 00:13:41,971
Orgram!

277
00:13:42,006 --> 00:13:44,356
You two just get on
into the kitchen

278
00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:46,225
and let me
entertain my guest.

279
00:13:55,734 --> 00:13:58,871
Well, bless my soul!

280
00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:00,122
Comfort...

281
00:14:00,157 --> 00:14:01,373
look at who's here.

282
00:14:03,911 --> 00:14:05,127
Well, come on
in this house.

283
00:14:08,747 --> 00:14:11,250
And how's your
ma and orgram?

284
00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:11,884
Just fine.

285
00:14:11,919 --> 00:14:13,135
How's your folks?

286
00:14:13,170 --> 00:14:14,386
Just fine,
except ma.

287
00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:15,638
She'll be
madder

288
00:14:15,673 --> 00:14:17,506
than a hornet
tomorrow.

289
00:14:17,541 --> 00:14:18,140
Mad?

290
00:14:18,757 --> 00:14:19,391
You see, i...

291
00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:21,894
i robbed her
pet rose vine

292
00:14:21,929 --> 00:14:24,396
just so i could
bring you a bouquet.

293
00:14:25,648 --> 00:14:27,516
Oh, you oughtn't
have done that.

294
00:14:27,551 --> 00:14:29,401
Oh, it's not much.

295
00:14:31,904 --> 00:14:33,772
They're dead,
aren't they?

296
00:14:33,807 --> 00:14:35,024
I guess tame roses-

297
00:14:35,059 --> 00:14:36,909
they don't
last very long.

298
00:14:36,944 --> 00:14:38,777
When did you pick them?

299
00:14:38,812 --> 00:14:40,029
Oh, i picked them

300
00:14:40,064 --> 00:14:42,531
just before
i came over here.

301
00:14:42,566 --> 00:14:44,033
Oh, well.

302
00:14:47,169 --> 00:14:50,289
Why... why don't
we have some music?

303
00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:51,540
Yeah, i'd like that.

304
00:14:51,575 --> 00:14:55,294
We just bought a new
country blues last week.

305
00:14:55,329 --> 00:14:57,796
Yeah, i see you did.

306
00:14:59,083 --> 00:15:01,550
Don't touch me.

307
00:15:01,585 --> 00:15:02,801
What's the matter
with you?

308
00:15:04,436 --> 00:15:06,305
I'm sorry.

309
00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:08,190
Just the way them flowers died.

310
00:15:09,942 --> 00:15:12,311
Maybe you've got poison
on your hands.

311
00:15:12,346 --> 00:15:14,697
I ain't got no poison
on my hands.

312
00:15:14,732 --> 00:15:17,566
That's not what's
bothering you.

313
00:15:17,601 --> 00:15:19,568
Everywhere i go
it's just the same.

314
00:15:19,603 --> 00:15:22,705
I expect it from the others
but not from you.

315
00:15:22,740 --> 00:15:23,956
I'm getting sick and tired

316
00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:27,076
of everybody treating me
like a vampire.

317
00:15:27,111 --> 00:15:28,460
Oh, jeff.

318
00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:31,080
Now, you tell me.

319
00:15:31,115 --> 00:15:32,965
Are you my girl or not?

320
00:16:06,115 --> 00:16:08,500
Well, land's
sakes, child,

321
00:16:08,535 --> 00:16:11,003
you're scared
half to death.

322
00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:12,254
What'd he do?

323
00:16:12,289 --> 00:16:14,123
Nothing.

324
00:16:15,374 --> 00:16:16,625
It's time to put
a stop to this.

325
00:16:17,259 --> 00:16:19,128
After all, i'm the
man of the family.

326
00:16:19,163 --> 00:16:20,379
He didn't do
nothing wrong.

327
00:16:20,414 --> 00:16:21,630
I ain't liked him

328
00:16:21,665 --> 00:16:24,133
since we were both
three years old.

329
00:16:24,168 --> 00:16:24,767
Unhand me.

330
00:16:24,802 --> 00:16:26,635
Orgram,
you be careful.

331
00:16:37,396 --> 00:16:38,647
Jeff?

332
00:16:40,532 --> 00:16:41,784
Now, what
do you want?

333
00:16:41,819 --> 00:16:44,903
I don't want you hanging
around here anymore.

334
00:16:44,938 --> 00:16:47,406
Now, let me give you
some advice, orgram.

335
00:16:47,441 --> 00:16:48,540
I'm mad right now.

336
00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:51,043
I ain't mad at
you in particular,

337
00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:53,545
but it'd be a shame
if you got in my way

338
00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:55,414
and i had to take
it out on you.

339
00:16:55,449 --> 00:16:57,299
You threatening me?

340
00:16:57,334 --> 00:16:57,916
Huh.

341
00:16:58,550 --> 00:17:00,419
You forget who i am.

342
00:17:00,454 --> 00:17:03,055
If i had a dime
for every time i whopped you,

343
00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:04,923
i'd have a hundred dollars.

344
00:17:04,958 --> 00:17:07,176
That's right...

345
00:17:07,211 --> 00:17:09,678
but you ain't whupped me lately.

346
00:17:11,930 --> 00:17:13,932
Now, you get out of my way.

347
00:17:17,319 --> 00:17:18,570
Make me.

348
00:17:52,471 --> 00:17:53,722
Oh, my baby.

349
00:17:53,757 --> 00:17:55,607
My poor little baby.

350
00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:57,726
Get out the wagon
and the team.

351
00:17:57,761 --> 00:17:58,360
He broke my jaw.

352
00:17:58,977 --> 00:18:00,229
Oh, we'll get you

353
00:18:00,264 --> 00:18:01,363
right into
doc bolton.

354
00:18:01,398 --> 00:18:02,614
Poor jeff.

355
00:18:03,482 --> 00:18:05,367
He hasn't got anybody.

356
00:18:05,402 --> 00:18:07,236
Poor jeff?!

357
00:18:11,623 --> 00:18:13,492
Orgram, your
jaw ain't broke

358
00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:15,994
or wouldn't be trying
to talk so much.

359
00:18:16,029 --> 00:18:18,497
You ought to do something
about that dandruff.

360
00:18:18,532 --> 00:18:20,382
I tell ya, i'm convinced.

361
00:18:20,417 --> 00:18:24,136
How long i been whupping jeff
in a bareknuckle fight?

362
00:18:24,171 --> 00:18:26,638
As far back as i can recollect.

363
00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:28,891
I used to chase him home
from school every day

364
00:18:28,926 --> 00:18:30,142
like it was
one of my regular chores.

365
00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:32,010
He never was
no match for you, orgram.

366
00:18:32,045 --> 00:18:34,513
How come
he bested you tonight?

367
00:18:34,548 --> 00:18:37,900
'Cause it weren't
jeff myrtlebank i was fighting.

368
00:18:37,935 --> 00:18:41,153
Whoever it was,
he had ring training.

369
00:18:41,188 --> 00:18:43,655
He hitting a different way

370
00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:46,024
that we do around here.

371
00:18:46,059 --> 00:18:51,029
That man is dangerous enough
to kill with his bare hands.

372
00:18:51,064 --> 00:18:53,532
That's exactly what i'm
afraid of, gentlemen.

373
00:18:53,567 --> 00:18:54,166
We seem to be living

374
00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:56,034
with something
evil in our midst,

375
00:18:56,069 --> 00:18:57,920
and we got to
put a stop to it.

376
00:18:57,955 --> 00:18:59,788
We've all discussed
what we're going to do,

377
00:18:59,823 --> 00:19:01,673
and i for one
can't see any reason

378
00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:04,176
for putting it off any longer.

379
00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:06,044
You through talking now?

380
00:19:06,079 --> 00:19:08,547
Let me have another
look in there.

381
00:19:33,822 --> 00:19:35,073
I rode out to warn you:

382
00:19:35,108 --> 00:19:37,576
There's a group of men
coming out from town-

383
00:19:37,611 --> 00:19:40,078
they're going to ask you
to move out of the country.

384
00:19:40,113 --> 00:19:44,082
Well, now, how do you
feel about that, comfort?

385
00:19:44,117 --> 00:19:46,084
Well, i'm a
fickle woman, jeff.

386
00:19:46,119 --> 00:19:47,970
I'm the kind
who believes

387
00:19:48,005 --> 00:19:50,472
whatever is said
by them i'm with.

388
00:19:50,507 --> 00:19:52,975
I've heard some bad
things said about you

389
00:19:53,010 --> 00:19:55,477
and sometimes i
ain't strong enough

390
00:19:55,512 --> 00:19:57,346
to turn a deef ear to them,

391
00:19:57,381 --> 00:20:01,099
but in my heart,
i reckon i love you

392
00:20:01,134 --> 00:20:04,853
or else i wouldn't be here
with you now.

393
00:20:05,487 --> 00:20:09,241
I got a great love
for you, comfort,

394
00:20:09,276 --> 00:20:11,109
and i want you to marry me.

395
00:20:18,367 --> 00:20:20,369
I reckon you better give me
your answer right now.

396
00:20:33,882 --> 00:20:35,133
Gents.

397
00:20:35,168 --> 00:20:36,385
What do you say?

398
00:20:36,420 --> 00:20:38,270
Jeff, we are here
as a committee

399
00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:40,138
to speak
for the community.

400
00:20:40,173 --> 00:20:41,390
We talked
this over

401
00:20:41,425 --> 00:20:43,275
and we came to
the conclusion

402
00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:45,644
that jeff myrtlebank is dead.

403
00:20:45,679 --> 00:20:47,396
We think you're a hant.

404
00:20:47,431 --> 00:20:48,397
That's right, a hant.

405
00:20:48,432 --> 00:20:50,649
We don't know who you are
or where you come from.

406
00:20:50,684 --> 00:20:52,651
We figure
you stole jeff's body.

407
00:20:52,686 --> 00:20:54,536
We don't even like you
as a neighbor.

408
00:20:54,571 --> 00:20:56,405
We're asking you
to move out.

409
00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:57,656
Move out, you hear?

410
00:20:57,691 --> 00:21:01,410
What do you say, jeff?

411
00:21:01,445 --> 00:21:03,912
Well, i think that depends
on miss comfort gatewood.

412
00:21:03,947 --> 00:21:08,300
I just asked her a question
and she ain't answered it yet.

413
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:30,822
I reckon i'm with you no
matter where we have to go.

414
00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:34,443
You stand behind me, then.

415
00:21:36,328 --> 00:21:38,580
Gents, my wife-to-be and me,

416
00:21:38,615 --> 00:21:41,700
now, we was born
and raised in this county.

417
00:21:41,735 --> 00:21:42,951
We like it.

418
00:21:42,986 --> 00:21:45,454
We don't aim to raise our kids
anyplace else.

419
00:21:45,489 --> 00:21:46,088
Now, you...

420
00:21:46,123 --> 00:21:47,339
wait a minute!

421
00:21:47,374 --> 00:21:48,590
I heard you out.

422
00:21:48,625 --> 00:21:49,841
Let him speak.

423
00:21:49,876 --> 00:21:54,463
We're going to stay,
and that means just two things:

424
00:21:54,498 --> 00:21:56,348
One, if you're wrong about me,

425
00:21:56,383 --> 00:21:59,468
then you ain't got nothing
to worry about

426
00:21:59,503 --> 00:22:00,719
because that means

427
00:22:00,754 --> 00:22:02,604
i'm just a poor
ol' country boy

428
00:22:02,639 --> 00:22:05,223
by the name of jeff myrtlebank.

429
00:22:05,258 --> 00:22:08,360
But on the other hand,
if you're right about me,

430
00:22:08,395 --> 00:22:11,480
then you better start
treating me pretty nice

431
00:22:11,515 --> 00:22:12,731
because you just

432
00:22:12,766 --> 00:22:14,616
don't know all
the trouble

433
00:22:14,651 --> 00:22:15,867
i can cause you.

434
00:22:15,902 --> 00:22:17,736
I might wave my right hand

435
00:22:17,771 --> 00:22:20,238
and bring a whole grove
of locusts down on your crops.

436
00:22:21,990 --> 00:22:24,876
Then i might wave my left hand
and dry up all your wells.

437
00:22:24,911 --> 00:22:27,496
Then i might snap my fingers

438
00:22:28,130 --> 00:22:29,381
and burn a barn or two.

439
00:22:29,416 --> 00:22:30,499
And then some morning

440
00:22:30,534 --> 00:22:33,635
if i get up
and i feel exceptionally ornery,

441
00:22:33,670 --> 00:22:36,755
i might have the hawks come down
and steal your chickens.

442
00:22:38,006 --> 00:22:39,891
Yes, sir.

443
00:22:39,926 --> 00:22:43,512
You folks better start
treating me and mine real nice.

444
00:22:43,547 --> 00:22:45,013
That's a different picture

445
00:22:45,048 --> 00:22:46,898
with you aiming
to marry comfort.

446
00:22:46,933 --> 00:22:48,767
We ain't wanting
to hurt her none.

447
00:22:48,802 --> 00:22:51,269
Yes, sir, it'd sure
be wrong to hurt her

448
00:22:51,304 --> 00:22:53,155
trying to get
at somebody else.

449
00:22:53,190 --> 00:22:55,657
When are you fixing
on marrying her, jeff?

450
00:22:58,026 --> 00:22:59,277
Right away, i reckon.

451
00:22:59,312 --> 00:23:01,163
Let us know
about it, boy.

452
00:23:01,198 --> 00:23:02,414
We'll picnic that day.

453
00:23:02,449 --> 00:23:03,665
Well, come on, gents.

454
00:23:03,700 --> 00:23:06,785
They got a lot
of talking to do.

455
00:23:22,934 --> 00:23:25,437
You couldn't really do
all that, could you?

456
00:23:25,472 --> 00:23:26,688
Of course not.

457
00:23:26,723 --> 00:23:27,939
I hate lying to them,

458
00:23:27,974 --> 00:23:31,059
but i find
that when something comes up

459
00:23:31,094 --> 00:23:32,944
you've got to cope with it.

460
00:23:32,979 --> 00:23:34,196
How'd you do that?

461
00:23:34,231 --> 00:23:35,447
Do what?

462
00:23:35,482 --> 00:23:37,315
Light that match?

463
00:23:37,350 --> 00:23:39,818
You didn't strike
it on anything.

464
00:23:39,853 --> 00:23:41,069
It just lit.

465
00:23:41,104 --> 00:23:44,823
Comfort, honey, first
thing you've got to learn

466
00:23:44,858 --> 00:23:47,325
is not to imagine things.

467
00:23:54,216 --> 00:23:56,718
Jeff and comfort
are still alive today

468
00:23:56,753 --> 00:23:59,838
and their only son
is a united states senator.

469
00:23:59,873 --> 00:24:03,592
He's noted as an
uncommonly shrewd politician,

470
00:24:03,627 --> 00:24:06,728
and some believe he must
have gotten his education

471
00:24:06,763 --> 00:24:09,848
in the twilight zone.

472
00:24:43,515 --> 00:24:45,383
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is no longer hopeless.

473
00:24:45,418 --> 00:24:47,269
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474
00:24:47,304 --> 00:24:48,520
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475
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