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You're traveling
through another dimension-

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a dimension not only of sight
and sound, but of mind,

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a journey into a wondrous land

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whose boundaries
are that of imagination.

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Your next stop,
the twilight zone.

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He ain't here yet.

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He'll be along.

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He knows what's
waiting for him here.

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He knows
he's going to get shot.

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No question
about that.

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I think i hear
him coming now.

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Well, it's about time.

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You're an hour and 15
minutes late, rance.

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Sy, sy, sy,
don't start that.

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You know how
emotional scenes

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upset me before
we shoot. Ah!

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Now, don't get
upset, rance...

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what do you say
we get started?

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All right, all right.

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This is scene 71.
Got your script?

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Read it to me.

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Come on, tommy,
let's go.

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Huh? Oh, sorry.

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It's the interior,
saloon

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cover shot of three
bad men at bar.

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Rance mcgrew enters,
he walks to bar,

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he glances sideways
left and right.

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"Left and right."

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You think my head
is on a swivel?

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Listen, sy, when a
cowboy walks into a bar,

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he walks straight to the
other end of the room,

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then he takes his drink
and looks atthat,

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then looks
straight ahead.

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He doesn't look
left and right.

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All right, rance,
we'll shoot it your way-

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any way you want.

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Now, can we begin?

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In a minute,
in a minute.

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My stomach is
killing me.

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These scenes,
these miserable
emotional scenes.

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All right, laddies,
let's get this one this time.

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This is scene 71.

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It's a cover shot
of rance entering the saloon.

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Now, let's get with it,
fellas, please.

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We're way behind.

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Second team out.
The star is here.

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Some 100-odd years ago,

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a motley collection
of tough moustaches

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galloped across the west

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and left behind a raft
of legends and legerdemains.

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And it seems
a reasonable conjecture

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that if there are any television
sets up in cowboy heaven

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any one of these rough
and woolly nail-eaters could see

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with what careless abandon

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their names and exploits
are being bandied about.

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They're very likely turning over
in their graves-

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or worse, getting out of them.

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Which gives you a clue

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as to the proceedings
that will begin in just a moment

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when one mr. Rance mcgrew,

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a 3,000-buck-a-week
phony baloney,

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discovers that this week's
current edition of make-believe

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is being shot on location

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and that location
is the twilight zone.

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Six-gun...

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dress it up.

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We'll wait

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for the
new glass.

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You win.

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You ready out
there, rance?

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Yes.

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All right. Action.

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Rotgut whiskey.

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All right, wise guy.

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Cut.

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He put english on that
deliberately.

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An english
on a bottle?

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Guy needs a
catcher's mitt.

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All right,
let's try it again.

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From the bottle.

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All right,
positions,
please.

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Scene 71... again.

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Action.

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Guess you boys know
i'm the marshal.

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We heard tell.

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I guess you know that i know

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jesse james is coming here
looking for me.

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I know that, too.

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Likewise.

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There's something else i know
that you don't know-

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that you don't know that i know
that you know jesse james.

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You tell him i'm going
to be here waiting.

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I'll be right here waiting.

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Now, we hear the
horse ride up,

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he stops, dismounts...

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and he appears
on the porch.

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Figured i'd bluffed you.

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Here already, ain't he?

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Marshal, marshal, please.

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No killing in here.

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Oh, i ain't aiming
to kill him.

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Just going to maim
him a little bit.

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Just going to pick
off his pinkie.

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Jesse ain't going to
take kindly to that.
No.

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Cut.

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All right, we'll
bring in jesse here.

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Ready, jesse?

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Yes.

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Action.

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Marshal mcgrew, ain't it?

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Yip.

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You're about to breathe
your last, marshal.

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Can't win 'em all.

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All right, jesse,

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this is it-

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you and me,

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man to man.

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Stuntman!

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Okay.

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Stuntman! Stuntman!

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Stuntman.

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All right, cut and print it.

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Good show,
really good show.

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Thanks a lot,
mr. Mcgrew.

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All right, boys, this
is the death scene.

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Rance, in the bar.

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Jesse lies
over there.

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Rance thinks
that he's unconscious.

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Jesse takes a gun
up off the floor

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and fires
at rance's back.

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At his back?

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That's right.

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Now, look, sy,
i don't want to fight you

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but that's not
how jesse james used to operate.

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He fought pretty fair.

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Can't i yell
something?

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Oh, that's thinking, that's
real creative thinking-

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warn the fastest gun in the west
that he's about to be shot.

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Look, when you're up
against rance mcgrew

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you play it dirty,
or you play it dead.

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Now, let's
get on with it.

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This is cola.

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I told you i wanted ginger ale.

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It's got to look like whiskey.

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Sy,

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either straighten this oaf out
or fire him.

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Mr. Mcgrew wants
ginger ale.

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Okay, ginger ale.

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Your head against the bar,
feet out here.

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I don't care what he says.

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Jesse james wouldn't shoot
anybody in the back.

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Yeah,
but rance mcgrew would.

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All right,
let's get with it.

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Scene 93, take one.

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And, rance, baby,
easy on the mirror.

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Action!

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Why, you stupid clod,
this is whiskey.

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This is real whiskey!

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Marshal, marshal-

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jesse's gunning for you.

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He's coming right now.

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Why, you cementhead,

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he already came in
in scene 73.

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I'm going to call my agent,
and this time he'd better be in.

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They call me
jesse james-

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therealjesse james

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not that side of pork
that's been playacting me.

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Cut.

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Cut!

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Shouldn't we cut?

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For pete's sake, somebody...

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let's cut!

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I'd be looking for the marshal.

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Fella named mcgrew.

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Rance mcgrew.

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Thataway.

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You wouldn't
be him, huh?

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Where's the fella
who loaned me this vest?

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Marshal, i think
maybe you and me

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better have a little talk.

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Maybe a long talk,
maybe a short talk,

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but a talk.

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You're supposed to be tough.

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You don't look so tough to me.

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You know what you look like?

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Well, i haven't been
too well lately.

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You look kind of
like a marshmallow.

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Mm. Mm.

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Don't that rile you none?

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Come on, marshal.

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First we'll have a drink.

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Then we'll have a talk.

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Then we'll have a showdown.

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Two whiskeys...
just leave the bottles.

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Marshmallow.

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You don't do nothing very well,
do you, mr. Mcgrew?

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Don't that rile you none?

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No.

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You're just about
the most even-tempered dude

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i ever did meet.

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However...

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i got no time to be social,
marshal.

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It's time we come
to a meeting of the minds.

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Why do you suppose they're
all taking cover, marshal?

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Closing time?

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Yes... yes,
it's curfew.

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Well, good-bye, jesse,

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and it's been really
very nice meeting you.

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Marshal!

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Just hold it
right there.

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Hmm?

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You wasn't leavin',
was you, marshal?

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I mean, you wasn't
just going to walk out,

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was you?

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No, no, no, i just, uh...

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wanted to see if
it was going to rain.

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No, not going to rain.

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I thought
you was playing

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some kind
of trick on me.

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Like the time
that bad guy

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had you covered
in the back

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and you went through
the swinging doors

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and swung
one door back

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and knocked
the gun away.

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That was the first show
last season.

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Or those rustlers
waiting to bushwhack you.

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Ten or 11, wasn't it?

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Uh, 13.

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I got nominated for an emmy
on that one.

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Oh, i bet
you did.

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I just bet you did.

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Folks couldn't help but admire
a man of your talents.

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You know,
the thing of it is, marshal,

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thing of it is...

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i don't believe you ever fired a
real gun in your life, did you?

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Did you ever hit a man in anger

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or get hit
in anger yourself?

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Tell me, do you ever
ride a horse?

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On... on occasion.

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So you don't shoot, you don't
ride and you don't fight.

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You just
strut around

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going through
the motions

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of killing off fellows like me.

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Now, i wouldn't
say that.

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Now, last... last year,

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we had one script

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in which one of the
dalton boys went free.

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He told me about it.

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He also told
how you captured him.

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You jumped 800
feet off a cliff

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and landed on the back of his
horse when he wasn't looking.

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Now, marshal, did you ever
jump 800 feet off a cliff

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and land on
a man's horse?

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Heights... heights make me...

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ill.

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That figures.

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We had a meeting up there-

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me, my brother frank,
the dalton boys,

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sam starr,
billy the kid,

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quite a
few others.

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00:16:32,242 --> 00:16:33,709
And the consensus was

264
00:16:33,744 --> 00:16:36,845
that you wasn't doing a thing
for our good names.

265
00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:38,714
So they chose me
to come down here

266
00:16:38,749 --> 00:16:41,216
and maybe take
a little of the shine

267
00:16:41,251 --> 00:16:42,217
off your pants.

268
00:16:42,252 --> 00:16:43,469
How's that?

269
00:16:43,504 --> 00:16:44,353
Don't you get it?

270
00:16:44,388 --> 00:16:46,221
We see you week after week

271
00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:48,724
killing off this guy
and that guy,

272
00:16:48,759 --> 00:16:51,226
capturing that bushwhacker
and that rustler.

273
00:16:51,261 --> 00:16:53,112
But all the time winning.

274
00:16:53,362 --> 00:16:55,230
Man, you just
don't lose.

275
00:16:55,265 --> 00:16:57,116
You are the
winningest fellow

276
00:16:57,151 --> 00:16:59,618
that ever come
down the pike.

277
00:16:59,653 --> 00:17:03,622
So me and my friends,
we figured that maybe just once

278
00:17:03,657 --> 00:17:05,491
you ought
to lose.

279
00:17:05,526 --> 00:17:07,993
Mm-hmm, yes, yes,
that's a very good idea

280
00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:11,130
and iwilltake that up
with the producer.

281
00:17:11,165 --> 00:17:13,882
I don't think
there'll be time
to take it up

282
00:17:13,917 --> 00:17:17,002
because mister,
you're going to
lose right now.

283
00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:18,253
I'll tell you what:

284
00:17:18,288 --> 00:17:20,139
I'm going to be
square with you-

285
00:17:20,174 --> 00:17:23,258
a lot squarer than you
ever been with any of us.

286
00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:25,144
Face-to-face,
and no, uh...

287
00:17:25,179 --> 00:17:27,012
what do you call
them, stuntmen?

288
00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:29,515
Out on the street,
you and me-

289
00:17:29,550 --> 00:17:32,017
you coming down one
side of the street,

290
00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:33,268
me coming
down the other.

291
00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:35,154
But that...
that's been done.

292
00:17:35,189 --> 00:17:37,656
Didn't you see
gunfight at red rock?

293
00:17:37,691 --> 00:17:38,907
Lousy.
Didn't like it?

294
00:17:38,942 --> 00:17:40,159
Let's go, marshal.

295
00:17:43,779 --> 00:17:46,281
Now, you come
around this corner,

296
00:17:46,316 --> 00:17:48,167
and i'll come around
that corner.

297
00:17:48,202 --> 00:17:50,035
I'll let you make
the first move.

298
00:17:50,669 --> 00:17:52,538
Nothing could be
fairer, could it?

299
00:17:52,921 --> 00:17:54,173
Oh, my, no, no indeed.

300
00:17:54,208 --> 00:17:56,675
Well, uh... shall we
say tomorrow afternoon?

301
00:17:56,710 --> 00:17:59,178
This afternoon... now.

302
00:18:00,429 --> 00:18:02,931
Why does it have to be
thisafternoon?

303
00:18:02,966 --> 00:18:05,434
Could have been
tomorrow afternoon.

304
00:18:05,469 --> 00:18:07,302
Rush, rush, rush.

305
00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:09,805
Rush, rush, rush,
that's all anybody knows

306
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:12,307
is rush, rush, rush.

307
00:18:23,318 --> 00:18:25,204
Marshal?

308
00:18:28,957 --> 00:18:30,826
Where are you, marshal?

309
00:18:33,328 --> 00:18:34,580
Come on out, marshal!

310
00:18:38,333 --> 00:18:40,586
Come on out, marshal.

311
00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:43,222
Marshal,
where are you?

312
00:18:48,093 --> 00:18:50,596
Come on,
marshal.

313
00:18:58,103 --> 00:19:00,239
Marshal,
i'm going to count to five,

314
00:19:00,274 --> 00:19:02,107
then we're both going to draw.

315
00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:03,358
One...

316
00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:06,495
this is ridiculous-
it's never done this way.

317
00:19:06,530 --> 00:19:07,746
Two...

318
00:19:07,781 --> 00:19:10,616
i'm just doing this series
for the residuals.

319
00:19:10,651 --> 00:19:11,867
Three...

320
00:19:11,902 --> 00:19:15,003
and because they let me use
my own name as the character.

321
00:19:15,038 --> 00:19:16,755
Four...

322
00:19:16,790 --> 00:19:19,875
i suppose you
know i have an
aging mother

323
00:19:19,910 --> 00:19:22,878
and millions of
fans all over
this country,

324
00:19:22,913 --> 00:19:24,763
and they're going
to hate you for this.

325
00:19:24,798 --> 00:19:26,632
And a lot of them
are just like my old mother.

326
00:19:27,266 --> 00:19:29,134
You're killing
an american institution.

327
00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:30,385
Five.

328
00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:32,271
Stuntman! Stuntman!

329
00:19:32,306 --> 00:19:33,021
Reach, marshal.

330
00:19:43,532 --> 00:19:44,900
Just like i figured-

331
00:19:44,935 --> 00:19:46,785
this guy couldn't
outdraw a crayon.

332
00:19:46,820 --> 00:19:49,288
Give me a break,
will you, jesse?

333
00:19:49,323 --> 00:19:50,539
Jesse, give me a break.

334
00:19:50,574 --> 00:19:52,407
I'm too young to die.

335
00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:56,161
I'll do anything you say, jesse,
just give me a break.

336
00:19:56,795 --> 00:19:59,414
You say you got nominated
for an emmy?

337
00:19:59,449 --> 00:20:00,299
Two, two.

338
00:20:00,916 --> 00:20:03,418
You can't act
any better than
you can draw.

339
00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:05,921
Jesse, jesse,
just give me a break.

340
00:20:05,956 --> 00:20:09,675
I'll do anything you say,
you... you... you just name it.

341
00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:11,176
Anything?

342
00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:12,060
You just name it.

343
00:20:14,429 --> 00:20:18,817
Marshal, maybe you and me ain't
too far away from a bargain.

344
00:20:18,852 --> 00:20:21,320
I don't know exactly
what it is i want,

345
00:20:21,355 --> 00:20:23,822
but i'll sure think
about it some.

346
00:20:23,857 --> 00:20:26,074
You're not going
to shoot me down?

347
00:20:26,692 --> 00:20:28,076
Nope.

348
00:20:29,945 --> 00:20:31,830
Tell you what i will do.

349
00:20:31,865 --> 00:20:33,699
I'm going to stick around

350
00:20:33,734 --> 00:20:37,452
make sure that you have
to play it careful from now on.

351
00:20:39,338 --> 00:20:42,457
We may be stiffs up there...

352
00:20:42,492 --> 00:20:44,343
but we're sensitive.

353
00:20:50,098 --> 00:20:50,716
Jesse?

354
00:20:56,355 --> 00:20:59,975
Jesse?

355
00:21:01,860 --> 00:21:04,363
It isn't whiskey,
mr. Mcgrew

356
00:21:04,398 --> 00:21:06,865
it's ginger ale,
just like you ordered.

357
00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:11,236
Are you all right,
rance?

358
00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:14,373
Yes, yes, i'm...
i'm all right.

359
00:21:14,408 --> 00:21:15,624
Where'd you all go?

360
00:21:15,659 --> 00:21:18,744
Where'd we go?
We didn't go anywhere.

361
00:21:18,779 --> 00:21:20,629
You sure
you're all right?

362
00:21:20,664 --> 00:21:21,880
Yeah, yeah, i'm fine.

363
00:21:21,915 --> 00:21:24,383
All right, now,
let's get this shot now.

364
00:21:24,418 --> 00:21:26,251
Jesse's on
the floor.

365
00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:28,136
You think
he's unconscious.

366
00:21:28,171 --> 00:21:29,755
Somebody wants to talk to you,

367
00:21:30,389 --> 00:21:31,006
mr. Mcgrew.

368
00:21:31,041 --> 00:21:32,891
We're shooting
a scene.

369
00:21:32,926 --> 00:21:34,760
He says he's rance's agent.

370
00:21:34,795 --> 00:21:36,645
My agent?

371
00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:39,765
Look, i don't know what
the chain of command is,

372
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:41,016
so go out
and talk to him.

373
00:21:41,051 --> 00:21:42,901
Find out what
it ishewants

374
00:21:42,936 --> 00:21:44,152
what it isyouwant

375
00:21:44,187 --> 00:21:46,021
and what it is
we can shoot.

376
00:21:54,663 --> 00:21:55,914
Howdy, marshal.

377
00:22:03,422 --> 00:22:04,673
You said "anything,"

378
00:22:04,708 --> 00:22:06,541
and "anything" is
the following:

379
00:22:06,576 --> 00:22:09,044
I'm going to stick around
from picture to picture

380
00:22:09,678 --> 00:22:12,180
to make sure you don't
hurt no more feelings.

381
00:22:12,215 --> 00:22:13,432
Now, in this scene,

382
00:22:13,467 --> 00:22:15,300
jesse don't shoot
you in the back.

383
00:22:15,335 --> 00:22:17,803
He's lost blood,
he's weak as tea,

384
00:22:17,838 --> 00:22:19,054
but he can still get up

385
00:22:19,089 --> 00:22:20,939
knock you through
that window

386
00:22:20,974 --> 00:22:22,808
and make his getaway.

387
00:22:22,843 --> 00:22:24,059
Is that understood?

388
00:22:24,094 --> 00:22:27,195
He knocked me,
rance mcgrew,
through a window?

389
00:22:27,230 --> 00:22:28,447
Why, it's... it's...

390
00:22:40,325 --> 00:22:41,576
sy?

391
00:22:41,611 --> 00:22:42,828
Yeah?

392
00:22:42,863 --> 00:22:44,713
Sy, uh, i have a great idea

393
00:22:44,748 --> 00:22:47,215
for something
i think might be a fun shot.

394
00:22:47,250 --> 00:22:48,467
Uh...

395
00:22:50,719 --> 00:22:51,970
what?!

396
00:22:52,005 --> 00:22:53,839
Are you out
of your mind?

397
00:22:53,874 --> 00:22:55,724
Jesse does what?

398
00:22:56,341 --> 00:22:57,726
Oh, rance...

399
00:22:57,761 --> 00:23:00,228
all right.

400
00:23:00,263 --> 00:23:02,731
Scene 93, take two.

401
00:23:02,766 --> 00:23:04,232
Action.

402
00:23:09,604 --> 00:23:10,856
Now, that was
just fine.

403
00:23:11,490 --> 00:23:13,358
Now, about next
week's episode

404
00:23:13,393 --> 00:23:15,243
the one where
you knock the gun

405
00:23:15,278 --> 00:23:17,112
out of billy
the kid's hand

406
00:23:17,147 --> 00:23:19,614
from a fourth-story window
a half a block away

407
00:23:19,649 --> 00:23:21,500
with the base
of a lamp.

408
00:23:21,535 --> 00:23:22,751
No good, huh?

409
00:23:22,786 --> 00:23:24,002
It stinks.

410
00:23:24,037 --> 00:23:25,871
The way i see
it is this:

411
00:23:25,906 --> 00:23:29,624
Now, billy,
he hears you,

412
00:23:29,659 --> 00:23:32,127
and he whirls around,

413
00:23:32,761 --> 00:23:35,263
and he fires from the hip,

414
00:23:35,298 --> 00:23:38,383
and he shoots the lamp
right out of your hand.

415
00:23:40,268 --> 00:23:42,137
Now, in two weeks,

416
00:23:42,172 --> 00:23:45,273
i think we ought to
give sam starr a break.

417
00:23:45,308 --> 00:23:48,393
He's a real nice fella-
awful good to his mother.

418
00:23:48,428 --> 00:23:49,895
Haw!

419
00:23:49,930 --> 00:23:52,531
The evolution of the
so-called adult western

420
00:23:52,566 --> 00:23:55,033
and the metamorphosis
of one rance mcgrew,

421
00:23:55,068 --> 00:23:58,153
formerly phony baloney,
now upright citizen

422
00:23:58,188 --> 00:24:00,038
with a preoccupation
with all things

423
00:24:00,073 --> 00:24:03,792
involving tradition, truth
and cowpoke predecessors.

424
00:24:03,827 --> 00:24:07,546
It's the way the cookie crumbles
and the six-gun shoots

425
00:24:07,581 --> 00:24:10,048
in the twilight zone.

426
00:24:13,151 --> 00:24:15,670
Rod serling,
creator ofthe twilight zone,

427
00:24:15,705 --> 00:24:18,173
will tell you
about next week's story

428
00:24:18,208 --> 00:24:21,376
after this message.

429
00:24:21,411 --> 00:24:23,562
And now, mr. Serling.

430
00:24:23,597 --> 00:24:26,064
For all of us,
even the most young at heart,

431
00:24:26,099 --> 00:24:27,933
i suppose
there's a little kernel of want

432
00:24:27,968 --> 00:24:29,818
having to do
with reliving childhood-

433
00:24:29,853 --> 00:24:32,320
that grand and glorious
moment in time

434
00:24:32,355 --> 00:24:34,823
when the biggest guy around
is the patrol boy.

435
00:24:34,858 --> 00:24:37,325
Next week onthe twilight zone,
this moment is recaptured

436
00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:39,828
in george clayton johnson's
exceptionally sensitive story

437
00:24:39,863 --> 00:24:41,696
called "kick the can."

438
00:24:41,731 --> 00:24:46,084
It costars mr. Ernest truex
and mr. Russell collins.

439
00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:48,587
If the tobaccos in a cigarette
are good enough,

440
00:24:48,622 --> 00:24:50,455
they alone
will give mellow richness

441
00:24:50,490 --> 00:24:51,706
and satisfactory mildness.

442
00:24:51,741 --> 00:24:53,592
Try chesterfields
and you'll discover

443
00:24:53,627 --> 00:24:58,597
21 great tobaccos
make 20 wonderful smokes.

444
00:25:28,577 --> 00:25:30,462
This is james arness.

445
00:25:30,497 --> 00:25:32,330
You know, it's only a short hop

446
00:25:32,365 --> 00:25:34,833
fromthe twilight zone
to dodge city ingunsmoke.

447
00:25:34,868 --> 00:25:37,335
Saturday nights
over most of these stations.

448
00:25:38,335 --> 00:25:48,335
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