1 00:03:05,051 --> 00:03:06,853 What's that? 2 00:03:07,220 --> 00:03:09,522 I got a mysterious package, 3 00:03:09,589 --> 00:03:11,524 postmarked Las Vegas. 4 00:03:13,526 --> 00:03:15,862 Oh, "Baume & Mercier." 5 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:20,700 Oh my God. 6 00:03:21,167 --> 00:03:23,036 This is so beautiful. 7 00:03:23,103 --> 00:03:25,038 I had it engraved. 8 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:28,008 Here. 9 00:03:30,677 --> 00:03:32,746 "You are my life. Love, T." 10 00:03:33,312 --> 00:03:36,281 - They couldn't fit "Tony." - I believe that. 11 00:03:37,350 --> 00:03:39,085 Thank you. 12 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:42,155 But I don't know what it's for. 13 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:44,057 Well, like I said, I was sorry 14 00:03:44,124 --> 00:03:45,925 I had to go out to Vegas when I did. 15 00:03:46,792 --> 00:03:48,127 Once you explained 16 00:03:48,194 --> 00:03:51,264 you had to take care of Christopher's business interests... 17 00:03:52,699 --> 00:03:55,836 God knows Kelli'll need the money. 18 00:03:56,302 --> 00:03:58,071 The baby. 19 00:04:14,487 --> 00:04:16,256 I'm talking about delay, right? 20 00:04:16,322 --> 00:04:18,291 Just take care of that, all right? 21 00:04:18,558 --> 00:04:19,559 Bobby? 22 00:04:20,126 --> 00:04:21,594 John Stefano. 23 00:04:21,861 --> 00:04:23,696 You touchin' asbestos? 24 00:04:23,763 --> 00:04:25,465 No, I don't work with that shit. 25 00:04:26,132 --> 00:04:27,634 It's okay. 26 00:04:28,702 --> 00:04:30,837 Shame about Chris Moltisanti. 27 00:04:32,673 --> 00:04:34,941 Were you get these bozos? 28 00:04:35,308 --> 00:04:37,878 Ecuadorians. Bunch of 'em polacks. 29 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:39,980 How come they ain't wearing their space suits? 30 00:04:40,047 --> 00:04:41,715 That's a union rule. 31 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:44,184 If I couldn't run this job without that fucking contract, 32 00:04:44,251 --> 00:04:46,986 ain't none of us gonna make any real scratch. 33 00:04:48,355 --> 00:04:50,390 You don't got an envelope? 34 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:55,229 You must have seen fights before. 35 00:04:55,396 --> 00:04:57,898 Your friends beating up the African kid, 36 00:04:58,265 --> 00:05:01,168 why do you think that's been impossible to shake? 37 00:05:01,334 --> 00:05:04,038 They had my back after all the shit with Blanca. 38 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:06,640 You know, they care about me. 39 00:05:06,907 --> 00:05:09,143 Did you try to stop the beating? 40 00:05:09,210 --> 00:05:11,945 I'm one individual. What could I do? 41 00:05:19,153 --> 00:05:22,523 I know kids on Lexapro who say it's great, 42 00:05:22,789 --> 00:05:25,159 and I still feel like shit. 43 00:05:25,526 --> 00:05:28,328 I mean, why can't I catch a fuckin' break? 44 00:05:28,795 --> 00:05:31,664 Your classes, how are you enjoying those? 45 00:05:32,231 --> 00:05:34,601 English is boring. 46 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:37,103 And the other one's kind of interesting, 47 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:39,240 but it's pretty depressing. 48 00:05:39,406 --> 00:05:41,509 The israeli-palestinian conflict? 49 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:44,679 People blowing each other up because their God says 50 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:48,249 they're allowed to live in a certain patch of fuckin' sand. 51 00:05:48,715 --> 00:05:52,052 Yeah, and other people's gods say they're supposed to live there. 52 00:05:52,319 --> 00:05:54,487 Maybe I shouldn't have taken it. 53 00:05:54,654 --> 00:05:57,323 You seem to be taking it all personally. 54 00:05:57,390 --> 00:06:00,061 These mujahideen assholes, like in indonesia, 55 00:06:00,127 --> 00:06:03,063 and they, like, want to kill everybody. 56 00:06:03,230 --> 00:06:06,066 Have you considered writing about your experience 57 00:06:06,333 --> 00:06:08,202 with the Somali boy? 58 00:06:08,468 --> 00:06:10,471 A short story, perhaps? 59 00:06:10,737 --> 00:06:12,573 Why would I do that? 60 00:06:12,639 --> 00:06:15,342 It might help clarify your feelings. 61 00:06:16,308 --> 00:06:18,778 I was watching CNN... 62 00:06:19,513 --> 00:06:23,518 And this story about these kids in some iraqi hospital, 63 00:06:24,284 --> 00:06:27,421 how the burn unit doesn't have the right medicine or something. 64 00:06:28,189 --> 00:06:30,124 And then they show this story 65 00:06:30,191 --> 00:06:32,393 about some mall in Minnesota 66 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:34,628 and these gigantic fat people 67 00:06:34,695 --> 00:06:36,363 buying stuff 68 00:06:36,430 --> 00:06:38,632 and eating all this shit. 69 00:06:39,633 --> 00:06:42,236 You know, it's like my parents. 70 00:06:42,302 --> 00:06:44,671 I mean, you should see our house. 71 00:06:44,838 --> 00:06:47,241 I mean, the stupid coffeemaker they got, 72 00:06:47,307 --> 00:06:49,709 the media room. 73 00:06:50,277 --> 00:06:52,545 Then there's Blanca, 74 00:06:52,612 --> 00:06:54,814 her kid hardly talks. 75 00:06:54,881 --> 00:06:58,551 She can't afford to send him to a decent school. 76 00:06:58,618 --> 00:07:01,654 You think your feelings about Blanca 77 00:07:01,721 --> 00:07:05,058 in any way relate to this African boy? 78 00:07:05,125 --> 00:07:07,527 She's not black. 79 00:07:08,629 --> 00:07:10,698 I mean, 80 00:07:10,964 --> 00:07:13,034 she's pretty tan. 81 00:07:13,135 --> 00:07:16,635 (XXX) 82 00:07:20,106 --> 00:07:22,609 - Oh! - There he is. 83 00:07:22,676 --> 00:07:24,944 - Hey. - Welcome back. 84 00:07:25,011 --> 00:07:27,013 Welcome back, Ton'. 85 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:28,481 Good to see you again. 86 00:07:28,548 --> 00:07:29,983 How was your trip? 87 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:32,385 Great. Had a fuckin' blast. 88 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:33,753 Yeah? 89 00:07:33,820 --> 00:07:38,358 Business too. Christopher's shit. 90 00:07:38,425 --> 00:07:41,961 Some fucking guys out there owed him money. 91 00:07:44,264 --> 00:07:47,067 Little Carmine took it on the "cleaver" set. We had it framed. 92 00:07:49,869 --> 00:07:51,604 Talk about a trip... 93 00:07:51,671 --> 00:07:54,407 I met this girl, she was fuckin' beautiful. 94 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:56,810 Oh yeah? 95 00:07:56,876 --> 00:07:58,745 - Boys. - Hey. 96 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,849 - We did peyote. - Come on. 97 00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:04,551 - Really? - Bobby did mushrooms once. 98 00:08:04,617 --> 00:08:07,020 Stuffed mushrooms, a whole fuckin' platter. 99 00:08:07,087 --> 00:08:08,755 Fuck you, huh? 100 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:14,627 Anyway, that's... That's some nutty shit, 101 00:08:14,694 --> 00:08:16,763 the desert... 102 00:08:18,131 --> 00:08:19,766 The light. 103 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:22,802 I did "X" once. The fucking was incredible. 104 00:08:24,571 --> 00:08:27,440 Oh, yeah yeah, you kiddin'? Off the fuckin' charts. 105 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,476 - You wouldn't believe it. - Really? 106 00:08:29,542 --> 00:08:32,345 And the sun... 107 00:08:32,412 --> 00:08:34,414 came up... 108 00:08:37,384 --> 00:08:39,486 Oh yeah? 109 00:08:39,552 --> 00:08:41,554 Well. 110 00:08:45,658 --> 00:08:47,327 We saw Stefano. 111 00:08:47,394 --> 00:08:50,263 He didn't have an envelope. 112 00:08:51,464 --> 00:08:52,999 Any movement on that? 113 00:08:53,066 --> 00:08:57,337 Eh, we should probably see phil. 114 00:08:57,404 --> 00:09:00,006 I got dosed with acid once, back in '68. 115 00:09:00,073 --> 00:09:02,375 I was with your dad and them at the copa. 116 00:09:02,442 --> 00:09:05,478 Fuckin' B.O.A.C. stewardess put it in my drink. 117 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:08,314 Jerry Vale started singing and I look over, 118 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:11,217 your uncle jun's got laser beams shooting out of his eyes. 119 00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:15,456 I used to love that house, but now... 120 00:09:15,522 --> 00:09:19,193 It's so big, especially at night. 121 00:09:19,260 --> 00:09:21,629 You're afraid, you know, all you got to do is call. 122 00:09:21,695 --> 00:09:23,063 Right? 123 00:09:23,130 --> 00:09:24,565 Two minutes, i'll be over. 124 00:09:24,632 --> 00:09:26,600 I know. Thank you. 125 00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:28,869 You've been so great. Both of you. 126 00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:31,672 Well, meadow had another mystery date. 127 00:09:31,939 --> 00:09:34,007 That sounds exciting. 128 00:09:42,483 --> 00:09:45,252 What are you doing? Sit. 129 00:09:45,319 --> 00:09:48,622 I made your favorite, steak pizzaiol'. 130 00:09:48,689 --> 00:09:50,324 You know they spray a virus on beef 131 00:09:50,391 --> 00:09:52,860 rather than clean the ratshit out of the slaughterhouses? 132 00:09:52,927 --> 00:09:55,362 - What is this now? - Jesus Christ. 133 00:09:55,429 --> 00:09:58,832 It's true. Read the paper. 134 00:09:59,699 --> 00:10:02,168 I do read the paper. Never heard that. 135 00:10:02,803 --> 00:10:04,806 I'm not talking about the sports page. 136 00:10:05,472 --> 00:10:07,443 I mean, the F.D.A.? 137 00:10:07,544 --> 00:10:09,504 They approved a virus spray because it kills 138 00:10:09,510 --> 00:10:11,912 a similar bacteria found on meat. 139 00:10:12,179 --> 00:10:13,914 Must be a good thing then. 140 00:10:13,981 --> 00:10:16,884 Yeah. For the meatpackers, 141 00:10:16,951 --> 00:10:18,953 the fucking God of the bottom line. 142 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,621 All right, that's enough. 143 00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:22,957 We're trying to eat here, 144 00:10:23,023 --> 00:10:26,294 and you're upsetting people that have been through a tragedy. 145 00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:29,897 Fine. Bury your head in the sand. 146 00:10:29,964 --> 00:10:32,233 How about I bury yours in that fuckin' wall instead? 147 00:10:33,734 --> 00:10:34,434 Tony. 148 00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:36,437 For 20 years, he won't crack a book, 149 00:10:36,503 --> 00:10:39,240 all of a sudden he's the world's foremost authority. 150 00:10:46,580 --> 00:10:49,250 At least he's getting an education. 151 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:51,619 An education's to help you get a better job. 152 00:10:51,685 --> 00:10:54,555 He's actually reading. This can't be bad. 153 00:10:54,622 --> 00:10:57,024 "The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, 154 00:10:57,091 --> 00:10:59,526 and everywhere, the ceremony of innocence 155 00:10:59,593 --> 00:11:01,262 is drowned; 156 00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:04,098 The best lack all conviction, 157 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:08,802 while the worst are full of passionate intensity. 158 00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:11,405 Surely some revelation 159 00:11:11,472 --> 00:11:13,407 is at hand." 160 00:11:13,474 --> 00:11:15,776 "... Somewhere in the sands of the desert 161 00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:17,845 a shape with lion body 162 00:11:17,912 --> 00:11:22,383 and the head of a man, a gaze blank and pitiless as the sun, 163 00:11:22,449 --> 00:11:24,752 is moving its slow thighs, 164 00:11:24,818 --> 00:11:28,155 while all about it reel shadows of the indignant desert birds. 165 00:11:28,822 --> 00:11:30,558 The darkness drops again; 166 00:11:30,624 --> 00:11:35,095 but now I know that twenty centuries of stony sleep 167 00:11:35,162 --> 00:11:38,065 were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle, 168 00:11:38,132 --> 00:11:41,468 and what rough beast, its hour come round at last, 169 00:11:41,535 --> 00:11:44,271 slouches towards bethlehem to be born?" 170 00:11:48,309 --> 00:11:49,944 Hey, Tony. 171 00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:52,980 You don't look so good. 172 00:11:53,147 --> 00:11:54,949 This job. 173 00:11:55,116 --> 00:11:56,917 You want a sandwich? A cannoli 174 00:11:56,984 --> 00:11:58,052 on the house? 175 00:11:58,118 --> 00:11:59,987 No, this microbe of mine... 176 00:12:00,054 --> 00:12:02,623 From pakistan. 177 00:12:02,690 --> 00:12:04,792 - Still? - You got a minute? 178 00:12:05,159 --> 00:12:06,961 We'd like to show you some pictures. 179 00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:09,163 Angelina Jolie, I hope. 180 00:12:11,332 --> 00:12:13,767 These the gentlemen? 181 00:12:14,869 --> 00:12:16,103 That's them. 182 00:12:19,206 --> 00:12:21,442 What the fuck? What? 183 00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:23,944 Don't know. Financing, maybe. 184 00:12:24,011 --> 00:12:25,913 - Maybe? - Yeah. 185 00:12:25,980 --> 00:12:29,250 Honestly, i'm not even sure we still have them in the country. 186 00:12:30,784 --> 00:12:32,286 Thanks for stopping by. 187 00:12:33,687 --> 00:12:35,923 Next time we'll have party hats. 188 00:12:47,401 --> 00:12:48,969 Your nephew's widow, 189 00:12:49,236 --> 00:12:51,005 she get my flowers? 190 00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:53,574 Well, if you sent 'em, I'm sure she did. 191 00:12:53,641 --> 00:12:56,343 Well, I won't expect a thank you anytime soon. 192 00:12:56,410 --> 00:12:59,713 The grieving process, it takes time the closer you are to somebody. 193 00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:01,582 Yeah, I know. 194 00:13:04,118 --> 00:13:06,887 So, brass tacks, 195 00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:09,356 what brings you all the way out to the city? 196 00:13:09,423 --> 00:13:12,092 Good news. The condos at the navy yard... 197 00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:13,894 Paulie's guy at the joint fitters 198 00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:15,496 says they're breaking ground. 199 00:13:15,563 --> 00:13:17,898 - Well, that is good. - Good, yeah. 200 00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:24,438 Uh, the other thing, this asbestos... 201 00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:27,308 I thought about your offer. 202 00:13:27,774 --> 00:13:29,543 What do you say to 15% 203 00:13:29,610 --> 00:13:31,178 plus we forget about the balance 204 00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:33,347 of what you owe me on the vitamin truck? 205 00:13:33,414 --> 00:13:35,449 First off, it wasn't an offer. 206 00:13:35,516 --> 00:13:38,852 It's my position. 25%. 207 00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:41,222 That's it? 208 00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:43,390 What else would you like me to say? 209 00:13:43,457 --> 00:13:46,060 Come on, phil, what's the problem? 210 00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:48,195 I come here in good faith, 211 00:13:48,262 --> 00:13:50,197 I make a reasonable counter. 212 00:13:50,264 --> 00:13:53,901 Which I considered... and rejected. 213 00:13:53,968 --> 00:13:55,603 Do we need to talk in private? 214 00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:57,371 For what? 215 00:13:59,173 --> 00:14:01,775 Okay then, in front of everybody... 216 00:14:03,544 --> 00:14:04,979 When you were sick 217 00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:07,014 in the hospital, 218 00:14:07,081 --> 00:14:09,516 we talked. 219 00:14:09,583 --> 00:14:12,953 We shared a... 220 00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:17,324 An understanding about life. 221 00:14:17,391 --> 00:14:18,859 This is business, Anthony. 222 00:14:18,926 --> 00:14:20,728 Yeah, I know. 223 00:14:20,794 --> 00:14:24,431 But I'm talking to you here on a human level. 224 00:14:24,498 --> 00:14:27,668 There's a limit, Phil. Come on. 225 00:14:27,735 --> 00:14:31,305 A point where business bleeds into other shit, 226 00:14:31,372 --> 00:14:35,242 feelings make things financially unfeasible. 227 00:14:36,410 --> 00:14:37,811 Charles schwab over here. 228 00:14:45,119 --> 00:14:47,922 So that's it? 229 00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:52,326 No leeway, no compromise, just stupid fuckin' jokes? 230 00:14:52,393 --> 00:14:55,629 You want compromise? How's this? 231 00:14:55,696 --> 00:14:57,598 20 years in the can, 232 00:14:57,665 --> 00:14:59,266 i wanted manicott'. 233 00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:01,735 I compromised. 234 00:15:01,802 --> 00:15:05,439 I ate grilled cheese off the radiator instead. 235 00:15:05,506 --> 00:15:07,675 I wanted to fuck a woman, 236 00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:09,743 but I compromised. 237 00:15:09,810 --> 00:15:12,012 I jacked off in a tissue. 238 00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:13,881 You see where I'm going? 239 00:15:13,948 --> 00:15:15,549 Yeah. 240 00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:30,030 - Butch, Coco, didn't anybody call you guys? - About what? 241 00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:32,201 Don't tell me the fuckin' checks are late? 242 00:15:33,102 --> 00:15:34,602 There ain't any checks. 243 00:15:34,668 --> 00:15:37,404 - The fuck you talkin' about? - Silvio... Mr. Soprano's guy... 244 00:15:37,471 --> 00:15:39,907 Came by this morning, said to pull your jobs. 245 00:15:39,974 --> 00:15:41,809 - Whoa whoa whoa. - Fuck that. 246 00:15:41,876 --> 00:15:44,245 - Where's our money? - I don't got it, there's no jobs. 247 00:15:45,011 --> 00:15:46,380 Motherfucker. 248 00:15:46,447 --> 00:15:48,849 I'm sorry, guys. Somebody really should have called you. 249 00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:52,052 Hey! 250 00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:53,754 Jesus Christ! 251 00:15:57,791 --> 00:16:00,194 guys, that's enough, come on. It's not his fault. 252 00:16:00,261 --> 00:16:03,130 - Oh, yeah? Maybe it's your fuckin' fault? 253 00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:06,700 Call the police! 254 00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:17,444 Tony Soprano owes you $320. 255 00:16:25,886 --> 00:16:27,187 Hey. 256 00:16:30,391 --> 00:16:32,826 I was just watching "Borat" on cable. 257 00:16:32,893 --> 00:16:36,397 You can watch that thing 50 times and it's still hilarious. 258 00:16:37,865 --> 00:16:39,867 He brings that lady his shits. 259 00:16:41,202 --> 00:16:43,437 It wasn't fair to the people involved. 260 00:16:43,504 --> 00:16:46,373 You loved it when it came out. 261 00:16:46,940 --> 00:16:48,776 What do you want, Meadow? 262 00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:51,779 - How was your exam? - I didn't take it. 263 00:16:55,316 --> 00:16:56,951 Leave that! 264 00:16:57,017 --> 00:16:59,587 okay? Thank you. 265 00:17:06,327 --> 00:17:08,229 Why didn't you take the test? 266 00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:11,198 'cause I dropped out, okay? 267 00:17:11,265 --> 00:17:13,200 What's going on with you? 268 00:17:14,969 --> 00:17:16,303 I'm your sister, 269 00:17:16,370 --> 00:17:18,305 you have to talk to me. 270 00:17:18,372 --> 00:17:20,841 Is this still about blanca? 271 00:17:22,343 --> 00:17:24,745 You know, I don't know anymore. 272 00:17:28,349 --> 00:17:30,718 I know how you feel, okay? 273 00:17:30,784 --> 00:17:34,321 When finn and I split, I cried every day 274 00:17:34,388 --> 00:17:36,090 for, like, a month. 275 00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:38,192 You realize we're gonna bomb Iran? 276 00:17:38,259 --> 00:17:40,327 You don't know that. 277 00:17:40,394 --> 00:17:41,962 You watch. 278 00:17:42,029 --> 00:17:45,332 Bush, before he leaves office... 279 00:17:45,399 --> 00:17:48,202 And you know I'm right. 280 00:17:48,269 --> 00:17:51,171 Okay. 281 00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:54,475 But you need to learn to shut stuff out. 282 00:17:54,542 --> 00:17:56,644 Are you crazy? 283 00:17:56,710 --> 00:17:59,213 I mean, do you hear what we're talking about? 284 00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:01,282 You say that, but I come in here 285 00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:03,484 and you're surfing the web for porn. 286 00:18:03,584 --> 00:18:05,419 It's not porn. 287 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:14,828 "Al-Jazeera"? 288 00:18:14,895 --> 00:18:18,165 Don't you ever feel like there's no point to any of this? 289 00:18:18,232 --> 00:18:21,936 Why don't you try setting goals for yourself? 290 00:18:22,002 --> 00:18:24,371 Maybe you should move out? 291 00:18:24,438 --> 00:18:26,540 Oh right, in my condition? 292 00:18:26,607 --> 00:18:28,576 I mean, I can't hold a job. 293 00:18:28,642 --> 00:18:31,345 Jesus, A.J., there has to be something you can do. 294 00:18:31,412 --> 00:18:34,381 Look, I'm ill, meadow. All right, I'm on medication. 295 00:18:34,448 --> 00:18:37,618 Millions of people take Lexapro. 296 00:18:37,685 --> 00:18:39,553 I need mom's cooking. 297 00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:41,622 It could mess with my blood chemistry. 298 00:18:41,689 --> 00:18:43,424 Do mom and dad know you dropped out? 299 00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:45,826 No, and don't tell them. 300 00:18:45,893 --> 00:18:47,761 I took time off, remember? 301 00:18:47,828 --> 00:18:50,965 They broke my balls but it really wasn't so bad. 302 00:18:51,031 --> 00:18:53,534 Of course not. I mean, you're their pet. 303 00:18:53,601 --> 00:18:56,670 We're italian, A.J. You're their son. 304 00:18:56,737 --> 00:18:59,139 Do you have any idea what that means? 305 00:19:00,841 --> 00:19:03,277 You'll always be more important. 306 00:19:05,179 --> 00:19:07,281 - You're awake. 307 00:19:12,186 --> 00:19:14,355 I made Lincoln log sandwiches. 308 00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:16,390 Maybe later. 309 00:19:21,295 --> 00:19:23,063 I am meeting Gab for lunch, 310 00:19:23,130 --> 00:19:26,000 and then we are stopping at Nordstrom's. 311 00:19:27,568 --> 00:19:31,272 If you go out, make sure you set the alarm. 312 00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:33,140 Okay? 313 00:20:54,755 --> 00:20:56,891 Jeez! 314 00:21:43,871 --> 00:21:45,573 Somebody! 315 00:21:45,639 --> 00:21:47,608 Help! 316 00:21:49,910 --> 00:21:52,012 Help! 317 00:21:58,452 --> 00:22:02,056 Help! My arms! They're frozen! 318 00:22:02,122 --> 00:22:04,458 A.J., what the fuck? 319 00:22:04,525 --> 00:22:07,194 Dad! Help...! 320 00:22:07,261 --> 00:22:09,630 Help! 321 00:22:15,870 --> 00:22:17,471 No, dad! Ah! 322 00:22:19,740 --> 00:22:22,042 - my leg, it's stuck! - on what? 323 00:22:24,612 --> 00:22:27,147 What the fuck did you do? 324 00:22:27,214 --> 00:22:29,850 Hel... Help! 325 00:22:37,191 --> 00:22:39,526 All right, I got you. Stop fighting me. 326 00:22:42,563 --> 00:22:43,998 - All right... - Don't... 327 00:22:44,064 --> 00:22:46,467 All right, turn around. Grab the side. 328 00:22:46,534 --> 00:22:48,636 Grab the side right there. 329 00:22:48,702 --> 00:22:50,371 All right. 330 00:22:58,979 --> 00:23:00,681 All right. 331 00:23:02,716 --> 00:23:04,318 God damn it. 332 00:23:08,122 --> 00:23:10,991 Hold that. 333 00:23:15,729 --> 00:23:17,164 Help me. 334 00:23:17,231 --> 00:23:19,500 All right, climb! 335 00:23:34,114 --> 00:23:36,083 What's wrong with you?! 336 00:23:40,788 --> 00:23:43,057 All right. Are you all right? 337 00:23:46,026 --> 00:23:48,028 All right, come here. 338 00:23:48,095 --> 00:23:49,797 Come on. 339 00:23:49,863 --> 00:23:51,999 Turn around. 340 00:23:52,066 --> 00:23:53,834 Come on, baby. 341 00:23:53,901 --> 00:23:56,370 You're all right, baby. 342 00:23:56,437 --> 00:23:59,306 You're all right, baby. You're all right. 343 00:24:01,141 --> 00:24:03,143 You're all right. 344 00:24:09,116 --> 00:24:11,585 Well, here we are. 345 00:24:11,652 --> 00:24:14,655 I'll get him settled. You can come tomorrow during visiting hours. 346 00:24:14,722 --> 00:24:16,790 I love you, sweetie. 347 00:24:18,025 --> 00:24:20,494 - I love you. - I love you too. 348 00:24:20,561 --> 00:24:22,563 He's had a lot of Valium. 349 00:24:48,055 --> 00:24:51,325 But he was better for a while. 350 00:24:51,392 --> 00:24:53,227 Look, it's not your fault. 351 00:24:53,294 --> 00:24:56,196 You warned us. 352 00:25:00,668 --> 00:25:02,803 Come on, come on. 353 00:25:04,004 --> 00:25:06,774 Come on, it's gonna be okay. 354 00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:08,742 It will, mom. 355 00:25:08,809 --> 00:25:11,445 But he was always so happy. 356 00:25:11,512 --> 00:25:14,148 He was our happy little boy. 357 00:25:21,155 --> 00:25:22,823 Come here, baby. 358 00:25:26,060 --> 00:25:28,429 There you go. White balls. 359 00:25:38,606 --> 00:25:40,574 - Skip. - Hey, Ton'. 360 00:25:44,078 --> 00:25:46,213 There he is. 361 00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:49,049 You hungry, T? You want, I'll send the kid for Baja Fresh. 362 00:25:49,116 --> 00:25:51,952 Anything from Phil? 363 00:25:52,019 --> 00:25:53,754 No, not yet. 364 00:26:02,062 --> 00:26:06,133 All right, let's dispense with the 500-lb elephant in the room, eh? 365 00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:08,469 My kid tried to off himself. 366 00:26:08,536 --> 00:26:10,604 We all fuckin' know. 367 00:26:17,111 --> 00:26:18,812 That's it. 368 00:26:19,914 --> 00:26:22,216 Nobody's got nothing to say? 369 00:26:23,751 --> 00:26:25,219 How's he doin', Ton'? 370 00:26:27,087 --> 00:26:29,356 They got him under observation. 371 00:26:29,423 --> 00:26:31,358 Whatever the fuck that means. 372 00:26:34,094 --> 00:26:36,230 Stupid fuck. 373 00:26:39,366 --> 00:26:42,603 Where did I lose this kid? 374 00:26:42,670 --> 00:26:44,238 What did I do wrong? 375 00:26:44,338 --> 00:26:46,073 Whoa, come on. 376 00:26:46,140 --> 00:26:47,808 Don't blame yourself, T. 377 00:26:47,875 --> 00:26:50,477 A lot of pressure on kids today, ton'. 378 00:26:50,544 --> 00:26:52,446 Still, to try to kill himself? 379 00:26:52,513 --> 00:26:55,249 It's happens, skip. 380 00:26:55,316 --> 00:26:57,885 Happen to your kids? 381 00:26:57,952 --> 00:26:59,587 Or yours? 382 00:26:59,653 --> 00:27:01,222 They're all different, Ton'. 383 00:27:01,288 --> 00:27:02,723 My son Patrick? 384 00:27:02,790 --> 00:27:04,692 I love him to death, 385 00:27:04,758 --> 00:27:06,527 but he can be a moody prick sometimes. 386 00:27:06,594 --> 00:27:08,862 Heather, you know, she was 15, 387 00:27:08,929 --> 00:27:11,332 she went through a rough patch. 388 00:27:11,398 --> 00:27:12,633 Jason, same thing. 389 00:27:12,700 --> 00:27:15,202 And he's got the hyperactivity to boot. 390 00:27:15,269 --> 00:27:19,373 My son too. The older one, James. 391 00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:21,442 - He tried to kill himself? - No no. 392 00:27:21,508 --> 00:27:25,746 I don't know, he... He gets the blues. 393 00:27:25,813 --> 00:27:29,650 The important thing is A.J.'s getting the help he needs. 394 00:27:29,717 --> 00:27:33,020 Whatever it is, i'm sure it's a chemical imbalance. 395 00:27:33,087 --> 00:27:36,323 Ask me, it's all these toxins they're exposed to. 396 00:27:36,390 --> 00:27:38,359 It fucks with their brains. 397 00:27:38,425 --> 00:27:40,261 Between the mercury in fish alone, 398 00:27:40,327 --> 00:27:43,097 it's a wonder there ain't more kids jumping off bridges. 399 00:28:05,753 --> 00:28:07,721 I can't fuckin' shake it. 400 00:28:07,788 --> 00:28:10,357 Shake what? 401 00:28:10,424 --> 00:28:13,327 - I'm depressed. - Excuse me? 402 00:28:13,394 --> 00:28:15,429 I'm depressed. 403 00:28:15,496 --> 00:28:18,465 I'm telling you, don't you start now. 404 00:28:18,532 --> 00:28:20,734 - What does that mean? - It means what it means. 405 00:28:20,801 --> 00:28:24,138 I have enough on my plate, I don't need you adding to it with your bullshit. 406 00:28:24,205 --> 00:28:25,472 Bullshit? 407 00:28:25,539 --> 00:28:27,341 It's an illness. 408 00:28:27,408 --> 00:28:28,809 And it's fuckin' hereditary. 409 00:28:28,876 --> 00:28:30,277 Thank you, I know. 410 00:28:30,344 --> 00:28:33,013 I am intimately acquainted with the soprano curse. 411 00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:35,482 Your father, your uncle, your great-grandfather 412 00:28:35,549 --> 00:28:37,885 who drove the donkey cart off the road in avellino, 413 00:28:37,952 --> 00:28:40,321 - all of it. - What, you think it's a joke? 414 00:28:40,387 --> 00:28:43,424 - Am I laughing? - Then what are you saying? 415 00:28:46,928 --> 00:28:48,930 He didn't get it from my family, 416 00:28:49,097 --> 00:28:51,466 that's all i'm gonna say. 417 00:28:51,633 --> 00:28:53,735 Your family don't even talk. 418 00:28:53,601 --> 00:28:54,770 Your father's so bottled up 419 00:28:54,836 --> 00:28:57,105 it's a wonder he's even got a stomach left. 420 00:28:57,172 --> 00:28:58,442 As opposed to yours? 421 00:28:58,543 --> 00:29:00,843 At least my father was upfront about what was bothering him. 422 00:29:01,209 --> 00:29:03,579 Right, with a bullet through your mother's beehive hairdo. 423 00:29:03,580 --> 00:29:04,580 Oh, I knew it. 424 00:29:04,646 --> 00:29:08,282 I was wondering how long it was gonna take for you to throw that up at me. 425 00:29:08,349 --> 00:29:09,850 You're amazing, you know that? 426 00:29:09,917 --> 00:29:13,320 In high school, you were the happy-go-lucky rascal, 427 00:29:13,387 --> 00:29:15,723 the comedian, the rapscallion. 428 00:29:15,789 --> 00:29:17,625 But all of that was bullshit, wasn't it? 429 00:29:17,691 --> 00:29:19,293 Oh, poor you. 430 00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:21,495 She got married under false pretenses. 431 00:29:21,562 --> 00:29:23,497 You've been playing the depression card 432 00:29:23,564 --> 00:29:25,699 until it is worn to shreds. 433 00:29:25,766 --> 00:29:28,068 And now you've got our son doing it. 434 00:29:28,135 --> 00:29:29,870 Card? Card? 435 00:29:29,937 --> 00:29:31,105 You heard me. 436 00:29:31,171 --> 00:29:32,540 Oh, so it's all me, huh? 437 00:29:32,606 --> 00:29:35,142 Our Sonny boy? You had nothing to do with it? 438 00:29:35,209 --> 00:29:38,312 It wears you down, Tony. That's all I'm saying. 439 00:29:38,379 --> 00:29:41,415 Do you have any idea what it's like to spend day after day 440 00:29:41,482 --> 00:29:43,918 with somebody who is constantly complaining? 441 00:29:46,453 --> 00:29:47,755 Fuck you. 442 00:30:06,207 --> 00:30:08,542 It could have been a cry for help. 443 00:30:08,609 --> 00:30:11,612 Aren't you listening? He did cry for help. 444 00:30:11,679 --> 00:30:14,215 He's lucky I came home and heard him. 445 00:30:14,281 --> 00:30:16,650 I meant the botched attempt. 446 00:30:16,717 --> 00:30:19,053 On some level, he may have known 447 00:30:19,119 --> 00:30:21,956 that the rope was too long to keep him submerged. 448 00:30:22,022 --> 00:30:24,525 Or he could just be a fuckin' idiot. 449 00:30:24,592 --> 00:30:26,760 Historically, that's been the case. 450 00:30:30,598 --> 00:30:33,767 Me and Carm were getting along so good too. 451 00:30:37,171 --> 00:30:39,406 My father and his panic attacks, 452 00:30:39,473 --> 00:30:41,542 my fuckin' demented uncle, 453 00:30:41,609 --> 00:30:46,280 not to mention the other one... Eckley the fuckin' retard. 454 00:30:46,347 --> 00:30:49,917 You think there are other reasons why your son is so unhappy? 455 00:30:49,984 --> 00:30:53,487 He's got the world by the balls... 456 00:30:53,554 --> 00:30:55,789 Every fuckin' advantage... 457 00:30:55,856 --> 00:30:59,293 And he hits one little pothole and he goes into hysterics. 458 00:31:02,796 --> 00:31:04,632 Yeah, I know. 459 00:31:07,268 --> 00:31:09,203 I'm not taking the rap, 460 00:31:09,270 --> 00:31:10,571 not completely. 461 00:31:12,473 --> 00:31:14,975 She coddled him, his mother. I said it before. 462 00:31:17,311 --> 00:31:19,647 Every little problem, she's right there 463 00:31:19,713 --> 00:31:21,649 to pick him up and wipe off his tears 464 00:31:21,715 --> 00:31:23,817 on her apron strings. 465 00:31:23,884 --> 00:31:26,520 Children need to feel safe. 466 00:31:26,587 --> 00:31:29,189 I'm sure that made him into the man he is today. 467 00:31:29,256 --> 00:31:31,492 Are you ashamed of him? 468 00:31:35,963 --> 00:31:38,098 Yeah, actually I am. 469 00:31:39,333 --> 00:31:41,302 The coward's way out. 470 00:31:41,368 --> 00:31:43,103 Isn't that what they call it? 471 00:31:43,170 --> 00:31:47,241 I think whoever said that didn't understand depression. 472 00:31:47,308 --> 00:31:50,511 But you do, don't you? 473 00:32:02,289 --> 00:32:03,591 Where's dad? 474 00:32:03,657 --> 00:32:06,460 Oh, Meadow got rear-ended on Bloomfield Avenue. 475 00:32:06,527 --> 00:32:09,630 - He'll come see you later. - Is he still mad? 476 00:32:09,697 --> 00:32:11,465 He was never mad, A.J. 477 00:32:11,532 --> 00:32:12,967 He loves you. 478 00:32:16,270 --> 00:32:18,105 How long do I have to stay here? 479 00:32:18,172 --> 00:32:20,174 Dr. Vogel thinks it might be a good idea 480 00:32:20,241 --> 00:32:23,110 for the time being just to take a time-out. 481 00:32:23,177 --> 00:32:24,678 Like I'm in preschool? 482 00:32:37,524 --> 00:32:39,560 Did you see Dr. Vogel today? 483 00:32:39,627 --> 00:32:41,629 Today we have group. 484 00:32:50,905 --> 00:32:52,606 Did you eat today? 485 00:32:52,673 --> 00:32:55,376 I had some turkey. It had no flavor at all. 486 00:32:55,442 --> 00:32:58,212 I'll bring some chicken parm tomorrow. 487 00:32:59,580 --> 00:33:01,248 I don't think that's allowed 488 00:33:01,315 --> 00:33:03,284 on account of all the bulimic girls. 489 00:33:08,455 --> 00:33:11,292 So it's front-row mezzanine at "Grey Gardens," 490 00:33:11,358 --> 00:33:12,927 - and the guy says... - Excuse me? 491 00:33:14,395 --> 00:33:17,197 - You're Tony Soprano's kid, right? - Yeah. 492 00:33:17,264 --> 00:33:20,034 Small world, running into you like this, huh? 493 00:33:20,100 --> 00:33:21,602 I'm sorry, do I know you? 494 00:33:21,669 --> 00:33:24,238 You got a little cream on your mouth there, sweetie. 495 00:33:24,338 --> 00:33:26,407 Be happy to add to it. 496 00:33:26,473 --> 00:33:27,808 - What? - Excuse me. 497 00:33:27,875 --> 00:33:29,843 Lucky guy, her dad. 498 00:33:29,910 --> 00:33:33,013 Must be fun tucking her in at night, huh? 499 00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:35,783 - Do you have a problem? - Not yet. 500 00:33:35,849 --> 00:33:37,952 Would you like one? 501 00:33:38,018 --> 00:33:39,486 Coco, come on. 502 00:33:39,553 --> 00:33:41,255 What? I'm saying hello. 503 00:33:41,322 --> 00:33:43,290 Come on, let's go. 504 00:33:43,357 --> 00:33:45,226 Hey, best to your dad, huh? 505 00:33:52,466 --> 00:33:54,301 What the hell was that? 506 00:33:57,438 --> 00:33:59,773 ...but that is not for you to decide. 507 00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:02,276 Don't say anything. 508 00:34:04,311 --> 00:34:06,714 What, are you two talking about me again? 509 00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:13,387 What's the matter? 510 00:34:13,454 --> 00:34:14,989 Nothing. 511 00:34:16,457 --> 00:34:18,192 What? 512 00:34:22,029 --> 00:34:24,198 Do you know a guy named Coco? 513 00:34:24,265 --> 00:34:26,500 Why? 514 00:34:26,567 --> 00:34:28,369 She was out on a date last night 515 00:34:28,435 --> 00:34:30,504 and he came over and pulled some crap. 516 00:34:30,571 --> 00:34:32,273 What? 517 00:34:33,374 --> 00:34:34,875 How? 518 00:34:34,942 --> 00:34:36,610 We were in the city, Little Italy. 519 00:34:36,677 --> 00:34:38,479 We were having dessert, and... 520 00:34:38,546 --> 00:34:40,180 He came up out of nowhere 521 00:34:40,247 --> 00:34:42,983 and just started saying all this weird stuff. 522 00:34:43,050 --> 00:34:45,386 What kind of weird stuff? 523 00:34:45,452 --> 00:34:47,154 How he'd like to tuck me in at night. 524 00:34:47,221 --> 00:34:48,989 Stuff like that. 525 00:34:49,056 --> 00:34:52,560 - Tuck you in? - I could smell the sambuca on his breath. 526 00:34:54,261 --> 00:34:56,830 What exactly did he say? 527 00:34:56,897 --> 00:34:59,600 He came up to us 528 00:34:59,667 --> 00:35:02,269 and he asked me if I was your daughter 529 00:35:02,336 --> 00:35:05,940 and then he said i had whipped cream 530 00:35:06,006 --> 00:35:07,474 on my mouth. 531 00:35:07,541 --> 00:35:09,677 Yeah? 532 00:35:10,744 --> 00:35:12,379 What else did he say? 533 00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:21,155 It's all right. 534 00:35:21,222 --> 00:35:24,091 It's okay. He's an idiot, 535 00:35:24,158 --> 00:35:26,227 but he's harmless. 536 00:35:27,461 --> 00:35:28,963 I'll talk to somebody. 537 00:35:33,701 --> 00:35:35,502 So this boy you're dating, 538 00:35:35,569 --> 00:35:38,105 this man, who is he? 539 00:35:38,172 --> 00:35:40,808 You promise not to start with an inquisition? 540 00:35:40,875 --> 00:35:43,177 Will you stop with all the secrecy, please? 541 00:35:44,745 --> 00:35:48,616 - It's Patrick Parisi, okay? - You're kidding me? 542 00:35:48,682 --> 00:35:51,018 That's exactly why I didn't want to tell you guys, 543 00:35:51,085 --> 00:35:52,653 and why he didn't tell uncle Patsy. 544 00:35:54,355 --> 00:35:56,590 I thought he... Where are you going? 545 00:35:56,657 --> 00:35:59,026 Meeting... Sil. 546 00:35:59,093 --> 00:36:01,295 We have Vogel later, don't forget. 547 00:36:03,764 --> 00:36:05,699 I thought Pat Parisi was engaged. 548 00:36:05,766 --> 00:36:07,268 They broke it off. 549 00:36:07,334 --> 00:36:09,470 We kind of hooked up at the "Cleaver" premiere, 550 00:36:09,537 --> 00:36:11,772 we started talking. 551 00:36:11,839 --> 00:36:13,707 He's changed a lot. 552 00:36:13,774 --> 00:36:15,576 I really like him. 553 00:36:15,643 --> 00:36:18,078 So why the big mystery all this time? 554 00:36:18,145 --> 00:36:20,748 I knew you and daddy never liked him. 555 00:36:20,814 --> 00:36:22,449 No, it's not that we didn't like him, 556 00:36:22,516 --> 00:36:24,151 it's just... 557 00:36:26,453 --> 00:36:28,789 So all those times you told me 558 00:36:28,856 --> 00:36:31,191 you were staying with your friend Kimmie in the city, 559 00:36:31,258 --> 00:36:33,527 I suppose you were staying at his apartment? 560 00:36:33,594 --> 00:36:35,029 Sometimes. 561 00:36:38,332 --> 00:36:40,668 Look, there's something else. 562 00:36:40,734 --> 00:36:42,536 What? 563 00:36:44,004 --> 00:36:46,373 I've decided not to go to med school. 564 00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:48,475 What? Why? 565 00:36:48,542 --> 00:36:50,811 Oh, it's just too hard. 566 00:36:50,878 --> 00:36:54,448 - Isn't anything that's worthwhile? - You have no idea. 567 00:36:54,515 --> 00:36:57,418 - Of course not. - Don't get sarcastic. 568 00:36:57,484 --> 00:37:00,421 I really think it's law for me. 569 00:37:00,487 --> 00:37:03,958 I mean, you should hear Patrick talk about the justice system 570 00:37:04,024 --> 00:37:05,793 and what it means. 571 00:37:05,859 --> 00:37:07,828 It's really inspiring. 572 00:37:21,308 --> 00:37:25,279 Obviously Sheila resents me. I'm dating her father. 573 00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:29,884 The sullen looks, the transference to me 574 00:37:29,950 --> 00:37:31,785 of her issues with her mom... 575 00:37:31,852 --> 00:37:33,654 As your favorite patient says, 576 00:37:33,721 --> 00:37:36,457 "maybe I should put my shoe up her ass?" 577 00:37:36,523 --> 00:37:39,226 Which patient of mine says that? 578 00:37:39,293 --> 00:37:40,728 Mine, Elliot. 579 00:37:40,794 --> 00:37:43,397 Your favorite patient of mine? 580 00:37:43,464 --> 00:37:45,599 Oh. 581 00:37:45,666 --> 00:37:48,636 He hasn't been in the paper much lately. 582 00:37:48,702 --> 00:37:50,871 You miss that, don't you? 583 00:37:50,938 --> 00:37:53,541 My father was a rabid "Untouchables" fan. 584 00:37:53,607 --> 00:37:55,309 Make of that what you will. 585 00:38:00,381 --> 00:38:01,649 What, Elliot? 586 00:38:01,715 --> 00:38:04,285 I ran into Nancy Duggan last week. 587 00:38:04,351 --> 00:38:07,254 - Do you know Nancy? - Vaguely. 588 00:38:07,321 --> 00:38:09,156 She's on staff at Rikers Island, 589 00:38:09,223 --> 00:38:11,859 works with a lot of sociopaths, as you can imagine. 590 00:38:11,926 --> 00:38:15,496 Anyway, she told me something interesting. 591 00:38:15,563 --> 00:38:18,632 A lot of studies about talk therapy 592 00:38:18,699 --> 00:38:21,168 as it relates to sociopaths 593 00:38:21,235 --> 00:38:22,336 and criminals, 594 00:38:22,403 --> 00:38:25,873 one of them is The Criminal Personality 595 00:38:25,940 --> 00:38:28,943 conducted by Yochelson at St. Elizabeth's. 596 00:38:29,009 --> 00:38:30,811 Essentially 597 00:38:30,878 --> 00:38:32,713 it concludes 598 00:38:32,780 --> 00:38:35,082 that talk therapy, 599 00:38:35,149 --> 00:38:38,619 while not only being useless with sociopaths, 600 00:38:38,686 --> 00:38:41,322 actually serves to validate them. 601 00:38:43,157 --> 00:38:46,360 Yochelson says they sharpen their skills as conmen 602 00:38:46,427 --> 00:38:49,396 on their therapists. 603 00:38:49,463 --> 00:38:52,633 Crocodile tears, what have you. 604 00:38:52,700 --> 00:38:54,735 Why are you smirking? 605 00:38:54,802 --> 00:38:57,338 - I'm not. - Oh really? 606 00:38:57,404 --> 00:39:00,007 We showed data. 607 00:39:00,074 --> 00:39:03,010 The one-year reconviction rates 608 00:39:03,077 --> 00:39:05,713 were higher for offenders in therapy 609 00:39:05,779 --> 00:39:09,216 than for those receiving no treatment at all. 610 00:39:17,424 --> 00:39:20,394 Uh, some peppers and cheese. 611 00:39:20,461 --> 00:39:23,130 Eh, Gorgonzola, all right? Don't forget. 612 00:39:26,634 --> 00:39:27,701 Whoa whoa! 613 00:39:27,768 --> 00:39:29,270 Sit down. 614 00:39:29,336 --> 00:39:31,639 - Sit down. - Easy easy. 615 00:39:34,041 --> 00:39:36,944 You motherfucker. My fucking daughter? 616 00:39:37,011 --> 00:39:39,813 My fucking daughter, you motherfucker. 617 00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:41,482 My fuckin' daughter! 618 00:39:42,583 --> 00:39:44,251 Hey, want some sambuca with this? 619 00:39:44,318 --> 00:39:47,254 Tony, you're making a big fuckin' mistake here. 620 00:39:49,390 --> 00:39:51,992 How about I put a bullet in your fuckin' head, huh? 621 00:40:00,501 --> 00:40:02,169 Don't do it! 622 00:40:08,609 --> 00:40:10,177 You want some? 623 00:40:25,659 --> 00:40:27,595 It's always what you think, isn't it? 624 00:40:27,661 --> 00:40:29,863 It's never how I feel. 625 00:40:31,966 --> 00:40:33,968 Oh, poor you. 626 00:40:34,034 --> 00:40:36,003 It's all your mother's fault, isn't it? 627 00:40:36,070 --> 00:40:38,973 - I didn't say that. - You're a mama's boy. 628 00:40:39,039 --> 00:40:40,941 You're gonna call me names now? 629 00:40:41,008 --> 00:40:43,143 No one is calling anyone any names. 630 00:40:43,210 --> 00:40:44,712 How about my confirmation? 631 00:40:44,778 --> 00:40:46,347 You called me an animal. 632 00:40:46,413 --> 00:40:48,082 I did not! 633 00:40:48,148 --> 00:40:50,351 I was in the garage and you said, 634 00:40:50,417 --> 00:40:53,320 "what kind of animal smokes marijuana at his confirmation?" 635 00:40:53,387 --> 00:40:56,824 He was using illegal drugs in the home. 636 00:40:56,891 --> 00:41:01,395 Did it ever occur to you that i might have been self-medicating? 637 00:41:01,462 --> 00:41:03,397 Give me a break, will you? 638 00:41:04,632 --> 00:41:07,334 And how about second grade? 639 00:41:07,401 --> 00:41:10,104 You made me show up to school in that dorky raincoat. 640 00:41:11,238 --> 00:41:13,007 I got beat up because of it. 641 00:41:15,376 --> 00:41:18,812 You would hole up in that room for hours. 642 00:41:18,879 --> 00:41:23,384 Because I was never really secure expressing my feelings in that house. 643 00:41:23,450 --> 00:41:25,586 I mean, that's why. 644 00:41:32,326 --> 00:41:35,596 What kind of poem is that to teach college students? 645 00:41:43,037 --> 00:41:44,738 Would you like to tell your parents 646 00:41:44,805 --> 00:41:46,507 what your grandmother said? 647 00:41:46,574 --> 00:41:48,542 My mother? 648 00:41:51,412 --> 00:41:54,248 Grandma... Dad's mom. 649 00:41:54,315 --> 00:41:56,183 What'd she say? 650 00:41:56,250 --> 00:41:58,619 That it's all a big nothing. 651 00:41:58,686 --> 00:42:00,487 What is? 652 00:42:00,554 --> 00:42:02,289 Life. 653 00:42:05,593 --> 00:42:07,228 That was her, all right. 654 00:42:07,294 --> 00:42:09,730 Okay, fine, she said those kinds of things... 655 00:42:09,797 --> 00:42:12,333 She sat up in bed... 656 00:42:12,399 --> 00:42:14,969 When she could hardly move. 657 00:42:15,035 --> 00:42:16,871 She could hardly breathe. 658 00:42:18,606 --> 00:42:22,710 She said in the end that your friends and family let you down, 659 00:42:22,776 --> 00:42:25,379 and that you die in your own arms. 660 00:42:25,446 --> 00:42:27,081 When was this? 661 00:42:27,147 --> 00:42:28,983 When she was in that nursing home 662 00:42:29,049 --> 00:42:30,551 and you used to make me go see her. 663 00:42:36,924 --> 00:42:39,593 We're not too young to be grandpas. 664 00:42:44,665 --> 00:42:46,667 Ton'? 665 00:42:46,734 --> 00:42:49,103 Carmine Lupertazzi. 666 00:42:49,169 --> 00:42:51,405 - I'll see you later, skip. - All right. 667 00:42:53,541 --> 00:42:55,175 We should have dinner, 668 00:42:55,242 --> 00:42:57,278 you know, Carm, Donna, maybe the kids. 669 00:42:57,344 --> 00:42:58,412 Yeah. 670 00:42:58,479 --> 00:43:00,948 I hear wedding bells are in the air. 671 00:43:06,420 --> 00:43:08,255 You want anything? 672 00:43:08,322 --> 00:43:10,057 No, I'm good. 673 00:43:18,465 --> 00:43:21,235 If there's anything I can do, Tony, for Anthony Jr... 674 00:43:21,302 --> 00:43:23,270 Thank you. 675 00:43:23,337 --> 00:43:26,173 When Alexandra had that bout of anorexia, 676 00:43:26,240 --> 00:43:28,542 we had this terrific psychologist. 677 00:43:28,609 --> 00:43:31,078 She tried to kill herself, your daughter? 678 00:43:31,145 --> 00:43:32,646 No. 679 00:43:32,713 --> 00:43:35,282 She had serious problems though, didn't she? 680 00:43:35,349 --> 00:43:38,118 Not really. It's all under control. 681 00:43:41,155 --> 00:43:43,123 So... 682 00:43:43,190 --> 00:43:45,159 The reason Ii'm here 683 00:43:45,226 --> 00:43:46,794 you could probably guess. 684 00:43:46,860 --> 00:43:49,797 What happened at Coco's restaurant. 685 00:43:49,863 --> 00:43:53,234 This alteration you had with him... 686 00:43:53,300 --> 00:43:55,336 You're at the precipice, Tony, 687 00:43:55,402 --> 00:43:57,671 of an enormous crossroad. 688 00:43:57,738 --> 00:44:00,975 Phil's considering shutting down the Hackensack mall project 689 00:44:01,041 --> 00:44:03,077 with a plumbing strike as we speak. 690 00:44:03,143 --> 00:44:05,179 Fuck it. Let him. 691 00:44:05,246 --> 00:44:07,681 Easy for you. I have the scaffolding contract. 692 00:44:07,748 --> 00:44:09,650 Oh, is that what this is about, Carmine? 693 00:44:09,717 --> 00:44:11,051 What do I owe you? 694 00:44:11,118 --> 00:44:14,221 Come on, huh? You know me better than that. 695 00:44:14,288 --> 00:44:16,891 My daughter, Carmine. My daughter. 696 00:44:17,925 --> 00:44:19,727 You got a little girl. 697 00:44:19,793 --> 00:44:21,262 You almost killed the guy. 698 00:44:21,328 --> 00:44:23,998 I should've killed him. I'd have had total support, 699 00:44:24,064 --> 00:44:27,635 - but I held myself back! - You were being prudent. 700 00:44:27,701 --> 00:44:29,403 Fuck that. 701 00:44:33,107 --> 00:44:34,842 I lost it. 702 00:44:36,210 --> 00:44:38,846 Timing couldn't have been worse, but what the fuck? 703 00:44:38,913 --> 00:44:40,748 So you go to Phil, 704 00:44:40,814 --> 00:44:43,284 I go with you, hats in hand, 705 00:44:43,350 --> 00:44:44,552 bended knees. 706 00:44:58,599 --> 00:45:01,468 Why me, huh? 707 00:45:01,535 --> 00:45:04,004 Doesn't every parent make mistakes? 708 00:45:04,071 --> 00:45:06,574 Why not you? 709 00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:08,442 'cause I'm a good guy... 710 00:45:08,509 --> 00:45:10,211 Basically. 711 00:45:11,946 --> 00:45:13,781 I love my family. 712 00:45:16,116 --> 00:45:18,886 There's a balance. There's a ying and a yang. 713 00:45:18,953 --> 00:45:20,421 Huh? 714 00:45:26,193 --> 00:45:29,930 You think you know. You think you learned something. 715 00:45:31,732 --> 00:45:33,334 Like when I got shot. 716 00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:35,903 Know what? 717 00:45:39,039 --> 00:45:41,375 All right. 718 00:45:41,442 --> 00:45:45,579 When I was in Las Vegas, I took peyote. 719 00:45:46,914 --> 00:45:49,483 Curiosity, I don't know. 720 00:45:49,550 --> 00:45:51,352 You were searching for something. 721 00:45:53,587 --> 00:45:57,091 Well, I saw some things. Not... 722 00:45:57,157 --> 00:45:59,293 Things, per se, hallucinations, 723 00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:01,362 Roger Corman shit. 724 00:46:01,428 --> 00:46:05,065 - It was kind of disappointing, there wasn't any of that. - What was there? 725 00:46:05,132 --> 00:46:07,001 It's kind of hard to describe. 726 00:46:08,903 --> 00:46:11,472 I mean, you've done it, right? Acid, shit like that. 727 00:46:11,539 --> 00:46:12,973 No. 728 00:46:19,179 --> 00:46:21,582 All I can say is 729 00:46:21,649 --> 00:46:25,185 I saw, for pretty certain, 730 00:46:25,252 --> 00:46:27,388 that this... 731 00:46:27,454 --> 00:46:29,890 everything we see and experience, 732 00:46:29,957 --> 00:46:31,592 is not all there is. 733 00:46:31,659 --> 00:46:34,161 What else is there? 734 00:46:35,195 --> 00:46:37,264 Something else. 735 00:46:39,867 --> 00:46:41,702 But that's as far as I'm gonna go with it. 736 00:46:41,769 --> 00:46:44,572 I don't fuckin' know. 737 00:46:44,638 --> 00:46:46,874 Alternate universes? 738 00:46:46,941 --> 00:46:48,809 You gonna be a fuckin' comedian now? 739 00:46:48,876 --> 00:46:50,611 I'm not. 740 00:46:52,813 --> 00:46:53,981 Maybe. 741 00:46:56,283 --> 00:46:58,586 This is gonna sound stupid... 742 00:47:00,554 --> 00:47:03,791 But I saw at one point that our mothers are... 743 00:47:06,860 --> 00:47:09,930 They're bus drivers. 744 00:47:14,401 --> 00:47:16,670 They're... No, they are the bus. 745 00:47:16,737 --> 00:47:19,773 See, they're the vehicle that gets us here. 746 00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:23,477 They drop us off and go on their way. 747 00:47:23,544 --> 00:47:25,446 They continue on their journey. 748 00:47:25,512 --> 00:47:28,816 And the problem is that we keep trying to get back on the bus, 749 00:47:28,883 --> 00:47:31,785 instead of just letting it go. 750 00:47:36,090 --> 00:47:38,325 That's very insightful. 751 00:47:38,392 --> 00:47:40,594 Jesus, don't act so surprised. 752 00:47:49,436 --> 00:47:51,539 You know... 753 00:47:51,605 --> 00:47:54,708 You have these thoughts, and you almost grab it. 754 00:47:54,775 --> 00:47:57,144 And then... 755 00:47:57,211 --> 00:47:59,513 Pfft. 756 00:48:05,452 --> 00:48:07,187 Butch, how are you? 757 00:48:07,254 --> 00:48:10,224 Phil is not accepting visitors right now. 758 00:48:10,291 --> 00:48:12,326 I just talked to him on the phone, Butchie. 759 00:48:12,393 --> 00:48:13,994 I just talked to him in person. 760 00:48:14,061 --> 00:48:15,796 He ain't seeing nobody. 761 00:48:15,863 --> 00:48:17,665 What's going on, Butch? 762 00:48:17,731 --> 00:48:19,633 I just brokered this thing. 763 00:48:19,700 --> 00:48:21,735 He came here to make a peace offering. 764 00:48:21,802 --> 00:48:24,338 A semi-trailer of drills... Makitas. 765 00:48:24,405 --> 00:48:26,874 We don't want your fuckin' drills. 766 00:48:26,941 --> 00:48:28,442 Fuck it. 767 00:48:28,509 --> 00:48:30,144 Let's go. 768 00:48:45,659 --> 00:48:48,028 That's right, cocksucker! 769 00:48:48,095 --> 00:48:50,631 - Go back to New Jersey! - Phil, what are you doin'? 770 00:48:50,698 --> 00:48:53,367 Take that piece of shit and get off my stoop. 771 00:48:53,434 --> 00:48:55,469 But we just talked about this. 772 00:48:55,536 --> 00:48:57,438 Well, cooler heads prevailed. 773 00:48:57,504 --> 00:49:00,507 - Uncle Philly! - Uncle Philly my ass. 774 00:49:00,574 --> 00:49:03,110 Will you just come down so we can discuss this? 775 00:49:03,177 --> 00:49:05,813 There's nothing left to discuss, Carmine. 776 00:49:09,917 --> 00:49:11,619 I don't understand. 777 00:49:11,685 --> 00:49:13,687 Why is he like this? 778 00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:22,263 Hey, it's Sleeping Beauty. 779 00:49:22,329 --> 00:49:23,797 I didn't sleep a wink. 780 00:49:23,864 --> 00:49:25,833 I know, we've been waiting for you. 781 00:49:25,900 --> 00:49:27,635 We have the chess set all ready. 782 00:49:27,701 --> 00:49:30,571 - He cheats. - Hello, honest Abe? 783 00:49:30,638 --> 00:49:33,507 - Whatever. - We just haven't played for so long. 784 00:49:33,574 --> 00:49:35,776 I know, I just got all this stress at work. 785 00:49:35,843 --> 00:49:37,778 It's cool, it happens to a lot of people. 786 00:49:37,845 --> 00:49:39,847 - Really? - Absolutely. 787 00:49:39,914 --> 00:49:42,182 More than half of adults report experiencing 788 00:49:42,249 --> 00:49:44,785 some kind of insomnia at least a few nights a week. 789 00:49:44,852 --> 00:49:47,087 We just want you back. 790 00:49:47,154 --> 00:49:49,123 - Thanks, guys. - When you can't sleep... 791 00:50:02,136 --> 00:50:04,205 No food in the unit, sir.