1 00:02:20,532 --> 00:02:23,268 What are you doing up so early? 2 00:02:23,468 --> 00:02:26,071 I couldn't sleep. 3 00:02:33,311 --> 00:02:36,414 - You want breakfast? - Yeah, all right. 4 00:02:36,548 --> 00:02:38,083 - Anthony. - What? 5 00:02:38,183 --> 00:02:39,818 I am making French toast. 6 00:02:39,885 --> 00:02:43,522 I'm not hungry. Jesus, how many times you gonna ask me? 7 00:02:43,555 --> 00:02:47,259 You've heard the term comfort food. Maybe it'll make you feel better. 8 00:02:47,392 --> 00:02:49,895 I know this is hard for you to believe, 9 00:02:50,061 --> 00:02:52,330 But food may not be the answer to every problem. 10 00:02:52,437 --> 00:02:55,260 - Neither is acting like a whiny little bitch. - Tony. 11 00:02:55,361 --> 00:02:57,838 I'll eat at work, okay? 12 00:02:58,004 --> 00:02:59,831 My shitty-Ass pizza job. 13 00:03:00,009 --> 00:03:02,070 If it's so horrible, take a day off. 14 00:03:03,879 --> 00:03:05,843 My fiancee left me. 15 00:03:05,878 --> 00:03:08,340 That job is all I have in my life. 16 00:03:08,448 --> 00:03:11,751 It's better to have loved and lost, AJ. 17 00:03:11,888 --> 00:03:14,781 - What? - It is. 18 00:03:25,797 --> 00:03:27,662 I feel bad for him, but what the fuck? 19 00:03:27,798 --> 00:03:29,432 Why's he gotta take it out on us? 20 00:03:34,877 --> 00:03:36,573 I'm looking for a miter saw. 21 00:03:36,706 --> 00:03:40,212 I got the makita, carbide blade, laser guide. 22 00:03:40,246 --> 00:03:43,741 - Lists for $600... $200. - Sold. 23 00:03:43,816 --> 00:03:45,711 - Mike, you got th? The makita. - Yeah. 24 00:03:45,818 --> 00:03:48,081 Cheese it. It's the off-Duty cops. 25 00:03:48,185 --> 00:03:51,453 - You know my son-In-Law Chris, the movie producer? - How you doing? 26 00:03:51,526 --> 00:03:53,650 - Let me know about that ticket. - It's squashed, forget it. 27 00:03:53,756 --> 00:03:56,992 Thanks. How you doing? How's my little girl? 28 00:03:57,097 --> 00:04:00,061 - Good. You coming Sunday, right? - Yeah. 2:00, she said. 29 00:04:00,096 --> 00:04:04,003 For you. Tell your friend Paulie to keep these power tools coming. 30 00:04:07,635 --> 00:04:11,170 Madonn', those fucking belt sanders flying off the shelves, huh? 31 00:04:11,275 --> 00:04:13,171 You ain't seen this many cops lined up 32 00:04:13,277 --> 00:04:15,441 Since the centennial of dunkin' donuts. 33 00:04:15,586 --> 00:04:17,113 They're all handymen. 34 00:04:17,187 --> 00:04:20,411 They got side jobs so they can afford those 18-Foot bass boats. 35 00:04:20,585 --> 00:04:23,751 Cataldo, that state trooper, he's putting a drop ceiling in my basement. 36 00:04:23,826 --> 00:04:25,450 Thks, sweetie. 37 00:04:27,128 --> 00:04:29,821 12k in there. I took my cut. 38 00:04:29,925 --> 00:04:31,832 I'm seeing al again next week. 39 00:04:31,936 --> 00:04:35,503 - To business. - You're gonna jinx me? Toast with water? 40 00:04:35,636 --> 00:04:38,371 It's club soda. What's your problem? 41 00:04:38,476 --> 00:04:41,900 You got the problem, my friend. You're a real fucking drip lately. 42 00:04:42,006 --> 00:04:44,302 When I was using, I was a disgrace. 43 00:04:44,375 --> 00:04:46,772 Now I'm sober, and I'm a drip. The fuck you want from me? 44 00:04:46,817 --> 00:04:49,242 How's about being normal? That so fucking hard? 45 00:04:49,317 --> 00:04:51,753 Actually, yeah, Paulie, for some of us it is. 46 00:04:51,817 --> 00:04:55,121 Don't get cunty. I'm breaking your balls. 47 00:04:59,325 --> 00:05:01,050 What do you say we take a ride? 48 00:05:01,195 --> 00:05:03,722 Little prime rib? On me. 49 00:05:05,566 --> 00:05:08,502 - Maybe next time. - What are you, watching your cholesterol now, too? 50 00:05:08,536 --> 00:05:11,830 Yeah, you're fucking hilarious. 51 00:05:28,326 --> 00:05:31,491 Hey, Tony. What's the good word? 52 00:05:31,555 --> 00:05:34,551 - Can't complain. - Sure you could. Phil Leotardo. 53 00:05:37,195 --> 00:05:39,963 My first assignment out of the academy was in Brooklyn. 54 00:05:40,066 --> 00:05:42,000 Never cared for him. 55 00:05:42,068 --> 00:05:45,332 He tried to set up this other rookie, female, for rape and beating. 56 00:05:48,747 --> 00:05:51,871 Listen, that subject we talked about... 57 00:05:51,948 --> 00:05:54,340 if I was to know something 58 00:05:54,518 --> 00:05:57,281 Possibly terror-Related 59 00:05:57,348 --> 00:05:58,751 And help you out, 60 00:05:58,857 --> 00:06:01,282 Could I bank the resulting goodwill? 61 00:06:01,356 --> 00:06:03,921 Well... 62 00:06:04,058 --> 00:06:06,393 what happens is 63 00:06:06,525 --> 00:06:08,923 I would personally write you what's called a 5k letter. 64 00:06:09,066 --> 00:06:12,491 It's a document setting forth your cooperation and service. 65 00:06:12,536 --> 00:06:14,492 Is letter would be placed in your file 66 00:06:14,536 --> 00:06:17,301 And if you were ever convicted of a crime... 67 00:06:18,837 --> 00:06:21,572 it'd be presented to a judge when he or she 68 00:06:21,707 --> 00:06:24,971 Would be considering sentencing guidelines. 69 00:06:30,217 --> 00:06:32,283 Well, there were a couple of guys, 70 00:06:32,386 --> 00:06:35,152 I don't know, arabs, arabians maybe. 71 00:06:35,226 --> 00:06:37,620 They used to hang around the bing, 72 00:06:37,657 --> 00:06:39,791 And somebody I knew 73 00:06:39,895 --> 00:06:42,561 May have did some business with them. 74 00:06:42,668 --> 00:06:45,430 At the port? 75 00:06:47,437 --> 00:06:50,061 - You were saying. - The point is they used to be around all the time, 76 00:06:50,238 --> 00:06:52,173 These two, you know, drinking 77 00:06:52,236 --> 00:06:54,402 And trying to tit-Fuck the girls, whatever. 78 00:06:54,478 --> 00:06:56,302 And then suddenly, they disappeared, 79 00:06:56,408 --> 00:06:58,843 D I mean completely. 80 00:06:58,917 --> 00:07:01,241 And then a week or so ago I'm driving, and I see 'em 81 00:07:01,415 --> 00:07:04,852 With these other guys, 82 00:07:04,956 --> 00:07:06,350 They had the headgear and the beard 83 00:07:06,416 --> 00:07:09,080 And the whole fundamental bit. 84 00:07:10,428 --> 00:07:13,251 But there's nothing illegal there, right? 85 00:07:13,356 --> 00:07:15,822 What were they doing? 86 00:07:15,967 --> 00:07:18,261 Walking. 87 00:07:18,436 --> 00:07:21,091 But then they meet up with this other group. 88 00:07:21,195 --> 00:07:23,162 I don't know. It seemed... 89 00:07:23,265 --> 00:07:25,773 you got a me? 90 00:07:25,838 --> 00:07:27,600 One was ahmad 91 00:07:27,778 --> 00:07:30,272 Or jamali... 92 00:07:32,448 --> 00:07:35,613 hold on, hold on. 93 00:07:44,158 --> 00:07:45,623 Hey, t. 94 00:07:45,795 --> 00:07:47,621 Yeah, I'm here with some people, 95 00:07:47,796 --> 00:07:49,962 And, uh... the arabs from the bing. What were their names? 96 00:07:50,065 --> 00:07:52,392 - Some people? - Exactly. 97 00:07:54,165 --> 00:07:57,233 Oh, fuck, yeah, ahmed and mohammed. 98 00:07:57,337 --> 00:08:00,700 - What did they do? - Ahmed and mohammed. 99 00:08:00,808 --> 00:08:02,973 You know, actually, I got a cell number. 100 00:08:03,148 --> 00:08:06,311 I called him recently, but he don't answer no more. 101 00:08:07,348 --> 00:08:09,812 Ahmed al najafi. 102 00:08:11,217 --> 00:08:14,582 973-555-0146. 103 00:08:14,688 --> 00:08:16,822 Ahmed al najafi. 104 00:08:19,428 --> 00:08:22,360 Ll me they're not gonna blow up the chemical plant or some shit. 105 00:08:23,527 --> 00:08:25,533 I don't know. I'll call you later. 106 00:08:28,165 --> 00:08:30,833 - Cell phone. - That's a real prize. 107 00:08:30,868 --> 00:08:32,170 Thank you. 108 00:08:34,738 --> 00:08:36,942 So finally I said, "okay, you know, 109 00:08:37,045 --> 00:08:38,943 As long as you don't mind yesterday's pizza. 110 00:08:39,047 --> 00:08:41,071 "No, no," he said, "it's cool. 111 00:08:41,177 --> 00:08:43,643 "So great," I told him. "Come back tomorrow." 112 00:08:43,788 --> 00:08:46,282 You arso bad. 113 00:08:46,387 --> 00:08:48,752 - Hey. - Hey, how you doing? 114 00:08:53,595 --> 00:08:56,292 - Who's that? - I don't know. Some guy. 115 00:08:56,365 --> 00:08:58,232 What are you, going out with him? 116 00:08:58,298 --> 00:09:01,063 He smiled, Anthony. He works here. 117 00:09:01,137 --> 00:09:04,103 - You gotta stop. - Or what? 118 00:09:04,206 --> 00:09:05,801 Or I won't see you again. 119 00:09:05,906 --> 00:09:07,933 Oh, like meeting me for coffee is such a big deal. 120 00:09:07,978 --> 00:09:10,102 Honestly, I don't even think it's a good idea anyway. 121 00:09:10,307 --> 00:09:11,711 How come? 122 00:09:11,877 --> 00:09:15,710 'Cause last time you started crying and had to leave the starbucks. 123 00:09:21,258 --> 00:09:22,923 I can't sleep at night without you. 124 00:09:23,028 --> 00:09:26,823 It'll get better, okay? 125 00:09:26,895 --> 00:09:29,891 I love you so much. 126 00:09:30,068 --> 00:09:31,992 I gotta go back to work. 127 00:09:32,066 --> 00:09:35,560 Stop. You're embarrassing me. 128 00:09:45,847 --> 00:09:49,242 You knock off early, we go ba to your place, 129 00:09:49,346 --> 00:09:51,651 Christen those new sheets you were telling me about. 130 00:09:51,755 --> 00:09:53,652 A man with a plan, huh? 131 00:09:53,755 --> 00:09:56,753 The man with the erection. 132 00:10:01,327 --> 00:10:03,690 Let me take this. 133 00:10:05,837 --> 00:10:09,531 - Hey. - It's me. I need you to come home. It's AJ. 134 00:10:09,638 --> 00:10:11,700 - What happened? - I am worried, Tony. 135 00:10:11,837 --> 00:10:13,672 I have never seen him like this. 136 00:10:13,707 --> 00:10:16,870 I'm supposed to meet the realtor to see a new property, 137 00:10:16,976 --> 00:10:19,672 - But I am afraid to leave him alone. - Afraid, why? 138 00:10:19,848 --> 00:10:21,743 Will you just come home, please? 139 00:10:26,716 --> 00:10:30,221 Go away. 140 00:10:30,288 --> 00:10:32,953 It's me. 141 00:10:35,726 --> 00:10:37,760 What's the matter? 142 00:10:42,168 --> 00:10:44,630 - What happened? - You know what happened. 143 00:10:44,807 --> 00:10:46,200 Blanca still. 144 00:10:48,401 --> 00:10:50,908 All right, that's it. Enough's enough. 145 00:10:51,044 --> 00:10:53,571 Look, I'm fucking depressed, okay? 146 00:10:53,649 --> 00:10:56,480 You broke up. How long you want to cry about it? 147 00:10:56,649 --> 00:10:58,480 She was my life. 148 00:10:58,616 --> 00:11:00,781 You're 20 years old. You barely have a life, 149 00:11:00,858 --> 00:11:02,782 And you're better off anyway. 150 00:11:02,858 --> 00:11:06,392 She was cute, okay, but come on. With another guy's kid to boot. 151 00:11:06,497 --> 00:11:08,992 She was the best thing that ever happened to me. 152 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,571 What you're going through, 153 00:11:20,676 --> 00:11:22,540 What you're feeling right now... 154 00:11:22,606 --> 00:11:25,443 it happens sometimes. 155 00:11:25,576 --> 00:11:28,880 Everybody gets the blues. 156 00:11:29,015 --> 00:11:32,080 There's a half-A-Billion-Dollar industry devoted to it. 157 00:11:32,216 --> 00:11:33,580 What, prozac? 158 00:11:33,685 --> 00:11:36,752 No, the music business. 159 00:11:36,855 --> 00:11:39,623 They write thousands of songs about this shit. 160 00:11:39,758 --> 00:11:41,390 "Tears on my pillow," 161 00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:44,063 "Mona Lisa," right? 162 00:11:48,567 --> 00:11:50,900 Listen, thesfucking women, 163 00:11:51,038 --> 00:11:54,402 They'll drive you nuts with your emotions and whatnot. 164 00:11:54,478 --> 00:11:58,243 And I know it feels like you're never gonna love anybody again. 165 00:11:58,316 --> 00:12:01,143 But trust me, there's millions of girls out there 166 00:12:01,246 --> 00:12:02,941 That are dying to meet a guy like you. 167 00:12:03,045 --> 00:12:06,712 - I see 'em every day. - Oh, right, I'm so special. 168 00:12:06,788 --> 00:12:10,051 You're damn right you are. You're handsome and smart 169 00:12:10,158 --> 00:12:11,751 And a hard worker, 170 00:12:11,826 --> 00:12:14,892 And let's be honest... white. 171 00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:17,392 That's a huge plus nowadays. 172 00:12:19,635 --> 00:12:20,993 Go out and get a blowjob. 173 00:12:21,135 --> 00:12:23,931 I don't want a blowjob. 174 00:12:24,008 --> 00:12:25,332 Keep your voice down. 175 00:12:25,438 --> 00:12:27,731 Why? 176 00:12:27,775 --> 00:12:29,971 - Who's listening out there? - Nobody. 177 00:12:30,106 --> 00:12:32,773 Oh, fuck me! 178 00:12:32,916 --> 00:12:34,713 You saw her again, didn't you? 179 00:12:36,017 --> 00:12:38,351 I knew it. 180 00:12:38,416 --> 00:12:40,013 I don't wanna talk about it. 181 00:12:40,118 --> 00:12:43,682 I love you, Anthony. It's killing me to see you like this. 182 00:12:43,828 --> 00:12:46,591 What's the fucking point? 183 00:12:48,467 --> 00:12:52,161 - Point of what? - Just leave me alone. 184 00:13:07,647 --> 00:13:10,281 Honestly, I was glad when they broke up. 185 00:13:10,346 --> 00:13:13,051 The culture divide... but now... 186 00:13:13,155 --> 00:13:15,053 everything turns to shit. 187 00:13:19,956 --> 00:13:22,222 Hi. 188 00:13:22,295 --> 00:13:24,722 - Thank you so much for inviting us. - Sure. 189 00:13:24,865 --> 00:13:26,731 I'm so nervous cooking for all these people. 190 00:13:26,868 --> 00:13:29,903 - Dad, do you remember Tony's sister Barbara? - Of course. 191 00:13:29,966 --> 00:13:32,303 - Hi, nice to see you. - Her husband Tom, stefan, alyssa. 192 00:13:32,335 --> 00:13:33,833 - Hi, this is for you. - Oh, thank you. 193 00:13:33,978 --> 00:13:35,742 And the baby. 194 00:13:35,875 --> 00:13:37,472 Oh, come in. Come in. 195 00:13:37,545 --> 00:13:40,843 - Oh, look at that baby. - Smile for grandma. 196 00:13:40,918 --> 00:13:44,743 - Can I play the Xbox? - What happened to folding the napkins? 197 00:13:47,816 --> 00:13:51,150 - How you holding up? - I'm totally freaking. 198 00:13:51,328 --> 00:13:54,320 I gotta take the ziti out. 199 00:14:07,036 --> 00:14:09,541 You okay, t? 200 00:14:09,678 --> 00:14:12,913 - You having a good time? - Yeah. 201 00:14:13,045 --> 00:14:16,112 So it could be good. Got a lot of money in this. 202 00:14:18,786 --> 00:14:20,883 Oh, look at that wrist action. 203 00:14:21,016 --> 00:14:23,022 All those years yanking it 204 00:14:23,087 --> 00:14:25,923 Finally starting to pay off. 205 00:14:26,028 --> 00:14:27,921 That non-Alcoholic shit any good? 206 00:14:28,058 --> 00:14:31,263 It's all right. 207 00:14:35,405 --> 00:14:38,700 - Less filling, tastes like ass. 208 00:14:43,107 --> 00:14:44,701 This is nice. 209 00:14:44,815 --> 00:14:46,710 About time you invited everybody over. 210 00:14:46,816 --> 00:14:48,643 It was kelli's idea. 211 00:14:48,718 --> 00:14:50,913 She's been wanting to get her teeth wet with the entertaining. 212 00:14:50,986 --> 00:14:53,051 Good thing, else I'd never see you. 213 00:14:53,215 --> 00:14:54,783 What are you talking about? 214 00:14:54,888 --> 00:14:57,221 - Steak's done. - You think so? 215 00:14:57,286 --> 00:14:59,450 It keeps cooking even if it's off the flame. 216 00:14:59,555 --> 00:15:02,220 The juices. 217 00:15:04,627 --> 00:15:07,392 So what's up with you? 218 00:15:07,468 --> 00:15:08,761 You've been like a ghost lately. 219 00:15:08,838 --> 00:15:10,730 You're around one second, next thing you're gone. 220 00:15:10,835 --> 00:15:13,330 - I was by the bing the other day. - For, like, five minutes. 221 00:15:13,475 --> 00:15:16,573 You know, you of all people should understand how hard it is 222 00:15:16,677 --> 00:15:18,570 For me to be around that place. 223 00:15:18,647 --> 00:15:21,443 - I should? Why? - 'Cause you're in therapy. 224 00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:24,781 You understand the hum condition, at least. 225 00:15:26,787 --> 00:15:28,780 Still doing that? 226 00:15:28,858 --> 00:15:31,150 Turn those ribs. 227 00:15:31,228 --> 00:15:33,920 Truth is, between the booze and the strippers over there, 228 00:15:34,026 --> 00:15:35,923 Half of them are fucking cokeheads. 229 00:15:36,025 --> 00:15:37,962 It's hard, you know? 230 00:15:38,026 --> 00:15:40,930 And Satriale's, that fridge full of beer. 231 00:15:40,998 --> 00:15:42,861 You know how tough it is to eat a sausage and peppers 232 00:15:43,007 --> 00:15:44,200 Without a cold one? 233 00:15:44,266 --> 00:15:46,700 So then just quit. You want a beer, too bad. 234 00:15:46,835 --> 00:15:48,770 - Show some balls. - I got balls. 235 00:15:48,846 --> 00:15:50,872 I n't eat eggplant no more 'cause of my stomach. 236 00:15:51,007 --> 00:15:52,940 Might put me into a relapse. 237 00:15:53,017 --> 00:15:55,710 Now believe me, I'd like to, but I don't. 238 00:15:55,787 --> 00:15:58,013 It's not that simple. 239 00:15:58,155 --> 00:16:00,253 - Well, make it simple. - It's a disease. 240 00:16:00,386 --> 00:16:02,983 I inherited it. You know the problem with my mother. 241 00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:08,490 I gotta be honest. This whole disease concept, 242 00:16:08,566 --> 00:16:10,191 I think it's bullshit. 243 00:16:10,328 --> 00:16:12,392 So you know more than the leading scientists now? 244 00:16:12,496 --> 00:16:14,960 - I know a crutch when I see it. - So my dad? 245 00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:17,332 You obviously must have knew he had a crutch. 246 00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:21,330 - What the fuck are you talking about? - Come on, Ton', huh? 247 00:16:21,376 --> 00:16:23,240 Between the coke, the vodka, 248 00:16:23,375 --> 00:16:25,711 Whatever the fuck else he was squirting up his arm... 249 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:28,482 let's be honest about the great dickie Moltisanti: 250 00:16:28,545 --> 00:16:31,583 My dad, your hero, 251 00:16:31,687 --> 00:16:33,680 Wasn't much more than a fucking junkie. 252 00:16:48,865 --> 00:16:52,402 - Hey, don't fucking move! - Whoa, whoa, al, whoa, wh. 253 00:16:52,506 --> 00:16:55,001 - Easy easy. - What the fuck is going on? 254 00:16:55,107 --> 00:16:57,672 Paulie, remember? Germani. 255 00:16:57,745 --> 00:16:59,670 We met at your granddaughter's christening. 256 00:16:59,746 --> 00:17:01,240 The fuck are you doing? 257 00:17:01,345 --> 00:17:03,512 - My uncle didn't call you? - No... 258 00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:06,212 - who's your uncle? - Paulie gaultieri. 259 00:17:06,355 --> 00:17:09,583 - These are for his friend down at the union. - What union? 260 00:17:09,685 --> 00:17:12,451 He was supposed to call you. You fucking believe this? 261 00:17:17,926 --> 00:17:20,460 Al, this is a big fucking mix-Up. 262 00:17:20,565 --> 00:17:22,563 I thought Paulie called you. 263 00:17:22,705 --> 00:17:24,933 - The guy's waiting. - So you break in? 264 00:17:25,076 --> 00:17:27,071 I got a silent alarm that goes right to my house. 265 00:17:27,236 --> 00:17:28,342 He'll take care of you. Don't worry. 266 00:17:28,406 --> 00:17:30,301 Let me talk to my son-In-Law. 267 00:17:30,408 --> 00:17:32,471 Chris? Fine by me, 268 00:17:32,575 --> 00:17:36,311 But if I were you, I wouldn't make a problem where there ain't one. 269 00:17:57,908 --> 00:18:00,301 - Take over, okay, felix? - What you do? 270 00:18:00,407 --> 00:18:02,143 - I'm leaving. - Who? 271 00:18:02,245 --> 00:18:04,401 I'm going home, all right? I quit. 272 00:18:04,506 --> 00:18:06,411 Why you do that? 273 00:18:06,478 --> 00:18:08,583 If Dale calls, just tell him I'm sorry. 274 00:18:08,747 --> 00:18:10,441 But you're the manager. 275 00:18:12,916 --> 00:18:16,252 - Ton', hey. - Hey. 276 00:18:16,426 --> 00:18:19,321 - How you doing? - This always helps. 277 00:18:19,427 --> 00:18:22,891 Ooh! God bless the nfl. 278 00:18:23,026 --> 00:18:26,093 I tell ya, I owe a spot of it to my son. 279 00:18:26,265 --> 00:18:29,332 I was against this kid even going to college. 280 00:18:29,437 --> 00:18:32,433 But once him and carlo's kid started taking action on campus, 281 00:18:32,505 --> 00:18:35,770 Far as I'm concerned, he should stay till he gets a PhD. 282 00:18:35,877 --> 00:18:37,701 Benefits of a higher education. 283 00:18:37,778 --> 00:18:40,270 Don't get me wrong. He's learning stuff, too. 284 00:18:40,418 --> 00:18:42,682 The shit this kid knows about computers... 285 00:18:42,815 --> 00:18:44,681 he set his mother up with a whole web site 286 00:18:44,788 --> 00:18:46,113 For her ceramics business. 287 00:18:46,217 --> 00:18:48,183 You must be very proud. 288 00:18:48,226 --> 00:18:51,621 Believe me, I thank God every day. 289 00:18:53,056 --> 00:18:55,460 I gotta take a leak. 290 00:19:04,135 --> 00:19:08,002 Parisi the younger. I was just talking to your dad about you. 291 00:19:08,036 --> 00:19:11,471 - What did I do now? - To hear him tell it, u're the golden boy. 292 00:19:14,575 --> 00:19:16,511 - Hey, Ton'. - What the fuck's with you? 293 00:19:16,585 --> 00:19:19,580 Root canal. They got me on oxycodone. 294 00:19:19,686 --> 00:19:21,582 My whole fucking head is numb. 295 00:19:21,687 --> 00:19:23,351 Well, that answers a loof questions. 296 00:19:23,426 --> 00:19:26,692 - What the fuck are you laughing at? 297 00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:31,533 I'll see you inside, Ton'. I got something for you. 298 00:19:38,068 --> 00:19:40,632 - So how's rutgers? - You see those envelopes? 299 00:19:40,706 --> 00:19:44,240 - Majoring in cash, minoring in ass. 300 00:19:44,406 --> 00:19:47,042 Things change,uh? 301 00:19:47,175 --> 00:19:50,011 When I was in college, it wasn't so much with the sports betting. 302 00:19:50,048 --> 00:19:52,550 - Hey, how's AJ doing? - Good good. 303 00:19:52,718 --> 00:19:55,550 He's working. Broke up with that girlfriend of his. 304 00:19:55,587 --> 00:19:58,552 That Spanish chick? He took her to my cousin angela's wedding. 305 00:19:58,598 --> 00:20:00,023 She was smoking, that girl. 306 00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:02,093 Yeah yeah, you know, whatever. 307 00:20:02,227 --> 00:20:03,960 He didn't want to get too serious. 308 00:20:04,066 --> 00:20:05,690 Fuck, Jay, check it out. 309 00:20:09,967 --> 00:20:12,430 Holy shit. 310 00:20:15,445 --> 00:20:17,901 So sil tells me 311 00:20:17,977 --> 00:20:19,613 You booked a party here next week. 312 00:20:19,747 --> 00:20:22,280 - Yeah, yeah, it's our frat. - You should call AJ. 313 00:20:22,416 --> 00:20:24,953 He's probably busy, but I know he'd love to see you guys. 314 00:20:25,087 --> 00:20:26,911 - Yeah, sure, absolutely. - Definitely, absolutely. 315 00:20:32,555 --> 00:20:34,721 - Who is it? - Me. 316 00:20:40,567 --> 00:20:43,160 - What are you doing, kid? - What the fuck, Paulie? 317 00:20:43,335 --> 00:20:45,401 I left you four messages. 318 00:20:45,506 --> 00:20:47,230 My flight was delayed. I just got home. 319 00:20:47,337 --> 00:20:49,473 And I've been dealing with al for two days. 320 00:20:49,576 --> 00:20:51,570 Just tell him to relax. 321 00:20:51,746 --> 00:20:55,012 They busted into his store. His acid reflux is acting up. 322 00:20:55,148 --> 00:20:57,442 He woke up kelli, got her all upset. 323 00:20:57,647 --> 00:20:59,613 It's my fault your father-In-Law's a crybaby? 324 00:20:59,717 --> 00:21:01,050 They told him I'd take care of him. 325 00:21:01,157 --> 00:21:03,721 - What's his problem? - I'm upid now? 326 00:21:03,756 --> 00:21:06,992 You know and I know they were there to boost that shit. 327 00:21:07,095 --> 00:21:08,762 It couldn't wait, okay? I pred a load 328 00:21:08,928 --> 00:21:10,461 To lenny down the joint-Fitters union. 329 00:21:10,596 --> 00:21:12,262 What do I give a fuck? It ain't my union. 330 00:21:12,466 --> 00:21:13,791 Lower your voice. I got neighbors. 331 00:21:13,938 --> 00:21:15,701 Fuck your neighbors. When you gonna pay me? 332 00:21:15,807 --> 00:21:19,172 Wh you suck the money out of my ass! Now get the fuck out! 333 00:21:27,118 --> 00:21:30,711 Add three more m.R.I.S and you're looking at a 10% increase 334 00:21:30,786 --> 00:21:32,612 - Across the board. - Listen, I gotta talk to you. 335 00:21:32,717 --> 00:21:35,820 - Now? - It can't wait, t. This fucking Paulie! 336 00:21:35,886 --> 00:21:37,982 What happened? 337 00:21:40,055 --> 00:21:44,293 He sent his idiot nephew and jason molinaro to my father-In-Law's store. 338 00:21:44,365 --> 00:21:46,190 They boosted a pallet of power saws. 339 00:21:46,295 --> 00:21:48,202 - They did? - Yeah. 340 00:21:48,306 --> 00:21:50,533 Not exactly. Al caught 'em while they were there. 341 00:21:50,667 --> 00:21:53,171 So they did or they did not take the saws? 342 00:21:53,307 --> 00:21:56,572 They did under false pretense. 343 00:21:56,676 --> 00:21:58,342 And this is what you couldn't wait to talk to me about? 344 00:21:58,447 --> 00:22:01,213 They broke into the guy's store, t! 345 00:22:01,246 --> 00:22:03,341 Yeah, I hear you. I get it. 346 00:22:03,487 --> 00:22:05,352 But we're in the middle of talking about an ongoing, 347 00:22:05,485 --> 00:22:08,683 Potentially multimillion - Dollar proposition here, Christopher. 348 00:22:08,728 --> 00:22:10,082 It ain't the money, Ton'. 349 00:22:10,225 --> 00:22:13,492 Oh, really? Well, I'm glad you feel that way. 350 00:22:13,627 --> 00:22:16,821 A pallet of drills. You believe this shit? 351 00:22:16,897 --> 00:22:20,460 Go have a lime rickey or whatever the fuck it is you're drinking these days, 352 00:22:20,537 --> 00:22:22,201 And we'll be done in a few minutes. 353 00:22:22,268 --> 00:22:25,772 Forget it, all right? I got other shit to do. 354 00:22:27,436 --> 00:22:30,901 Come in. 355 00:22:31,007 --> 00:22:33,472 I need to talk to you guys. 356 00:22:33,548 --> 00:22:36,282 What's the matter? Finn? 357 00:22:36,387 --> 00:22:38,850 What? No. 358 00:22:38,918 --> 00:22:41,210 It's not about me. AJ. 359 00:22:41,285 --> 00:22:44,550 - What about him? - I know he's upset, 360 00:22:44,626 --> 00:22:47,920 But he's been saying some things that are really disturbing. 361 00:22:48,027 --> 00:22:51,263 - Like what? - Like nobody gives a shit about him. 362 00:22:51,395 --> 00:22:54,802 What's the point of anything? Stuff like that. 363 00:22:54,905 --> 00:22:58,131 I told you about that girl hadley in my dorm sophomore year, 364 00:22:58,207 --> 00:23:01,470 The one who threw herself off the library balcony. 365 00:23:01,576 --> 00:23:04,040 These are the exact kind of things she was saying. 366 00:23:06,076 --> 00:23:08,581 I don't mean to get you all upset... 367 00:23:08,646 --> 00:23:11,112 of course not. I'm glad you said something. 368 00:23:11,218 --> 00:23:13,780 Good night. 369 00:23:13,817 --> 00:23:16,822 - Good night, sweetie. - Get some sleep. 370 00:23:31,835 --> 00:23:34,202 I'm just a guy looking to punch you in the mouth. 371 00:23:34,236 --> 00:23:36,800 Oh, you can take a punch. 372 00:23:36,908 --> 00:23:38,411 I guess we knew that already, didt we? 373 00:23:41,947 --> 00:23:44,580 You can actually land a punch, too. 374 00:23:50,758 --> 00:23:52,753 - You're pretty good... - Thanks. 375 00:23:52,827 --> 00:23:54,751 ... against a 36-Year-Old out-Of-Shape lieutenant. 376 00:24:13,317 --> 00:24:15,941 I came here today to tell you 377 00:24:16,016 --> 00:24:18,611 In all seriousness that I'm done. 378 00:24:20,016 --> 00:24:22,150 I did what you said. 379 00:24:22,227 --> 00:24:24,183 I gave it a lot of thought, 380 00:24:24,328 --> 00:24:27,020 And I decided that once and for all, 381 00:24:27,155 --> 00:24:29,523 It's over. 382 00:24:31,668 --> 00:24:33,061 The truth is 383 00:24:33,168 --> 00:24:36,330 This therapy is a jerk-Off. 384 00:24:36,405 --> 00:24:38,572 You know it, and I know it. 385 00:24:38,706 --> 00:24:41,502 I actually don't know it, 386 00:24:41,575 --> 00:24:44,340 But please continue. 387 00:24:44,405 --> 00:24:47,213 - It's a jerk-Off. - Yes, you've said that. 388 00:24:51,717 --> 00:24:53,280 Anyway, I was coming here to quit. 389 00:24:53,388 --> 00:24:57,150 Had it all planned out. But guess what. 390 00:24:59,758 --> 00:25:02,520 My son is lking suicide. 391 00:25:02,598 --> 00:25:04,520 So now I'm trapped here forever. 392 00:25:04,598 --> 00:25:06,732 My God, what did he say? 393 00:25:06,767 --> 00:25:09,262 His girlfriend, fiancee, whatever... 394 00:25:09,335 --> 00:25:10,903 she broke up with him. 395 00:25:11,006 --> 00:25:13,201 He's beyond devastated. 396 00:25:13,338 --> 00:25:16,102 Would you like me to recommend someone for him to talk to? 397 00:25:16,177 --> 00:25:19,812 Carmela's getting a referral from his own pediatrician. 398 00:25:19,878 --> 00:25:22,783 - Oh. - Aftethat incompetent you sent Meadow to? 399 00:25:30,358 --> 00:25:33,621 So I suppose now comes the inherent fucking grilling 400 00:25:33,696 --> 00:25:37,460 - About how I feel about all this. - Isn't that why you're here? 401 00:25:40,695 --> 00:25:43,861 Friends of mine, they got sons his age, 402 00:25:43,967 --> 00:25:47,400 And they're happy, 403 00:25:47,476 --> 00:25:50,402 Ambitious. 404 00:25:50,545 --> 00:25:52,510 They fucking take life as it comes. 405 00:25:52,548 --> 00:25:55,043 I know it seems that way, 406 00:25:55,147 --> 00:25:58,180 But do you really know these other boys? 407 00:25:58,216 --> 00:26:01,152 I know what I see, my son curled up on the couch 408 00:26:01,256 --> 00:26:03,983 In a fetus position when he should be out banging coeds. 409 00:26:04,055 --> 00:26:06,990 - Have you talked to him? - Till I'm blue in the face. 410 00:26:07,058 --> 00:26:09,391 We both have, and now we're afraid to talk to him 411 00:26:09,468 --> 00:26:13,233 Because of what he might do. 412 00:26:16,906 --> 00:26:20,432 Obviously, I'm prone to depression... 413 00:26:20,507 --> 00:26:23,301 a certain bleak attitude 414 00:26:23,406 --> 00:26:25,613 About the world, 415 00:26:25,677 --> 00:26:28,780 But I know I can handle it. 416 00:26:28,848 --> 00:26:30,910 Your kids, though... 417 00:26:35,926 --> 00:26:37,821 it's like when they're little, 418 00:26:37,927 --> 00:26:40,520 And they get sick, 419 00:26:43,498 --> 00:26:46,332 You'd give anything in the world to trade places with them, 420 00:26:46,438 --> 00:26:48,601 So they don't have to suffer. 421 00:26:50,838 --> 00:26:52,832 And then to think you're the cause of it. 422 00:26:52,877 --> 00:26:54,772 How are you the cause of it? 423 00:26:54,878 --> 00:26:58,811 It's in his blood, this miserable fucking existence. 424 00:27:00,217 --> 00:27:02,780 My rotten fucking putrid genes 425 00:27:02,887 --> 00:27:05,283 Have infected kid's soul. 426 00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:07,452 That's my gift to my son. 427 00:27:20,237 --> 00:27:23,133 I know this is difficult. 428 00:27:24,976 --> 00:27:28,201 But I'm very glad we're having this discussion. 429 00:27:28,245 --> 00:27:30,302 Really, really? 430 00:27:30,375 --> 00:27:32,642 'Cause I gotta be honest. I think it fucking sucks. 431 00:27:32,745 --> 00:27:35,210 - What does? - Therapy, this. 432 00:27:35,318 --> 00:27:37,212 I hate this fucking shit! 433 00:27:40,385 --> 00:27:43,981 Seriously, we're both adults here, right? 434 00:27:45,327 --> 00:27:48,053 So after all is said 435 00:27:48,165 --> 00:27:49,492 And done, 436 00:27:49,595 --> 00:27:51,531 After all the complaining and the crying 437 00:27:51,598 --> 00:27:54,730 And all the fucking bullshit, 438 00:27:54,837 --> 00:27:58,332 Is this all there is? 439 00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:04,573 Yes, welcome. 440 00:28:04,608 --> 00:28:07,241 Hi, I'm Chris. I'm an alcoholic and drug addict. 441 00:28:07,346 --> 00:28:08,812 Hi, Chris. 442 00:28:08,847 --> 00:28:11,342 I want to go back to what Stan said... 443 00:28:11,517 --> 00:28:13,352 how not being able to socialize 444 00:28:13,456 --> 00:28:15,752 Is hard when you're a salesman. 445 00:28:15,856 --> 00:28:17,780 In my case, it's the same thing. 446 00:28:17,856 --> 00:28:20,792 It's actually taking food out of my daughter mouth. 447 00:28:20,927 --> 00:28:24,461 My boss, for all his bullshit encouragement, 448 00:28:24,526 --> 00:28:26,460 How he respects what I'm doing, 449 00:28:26,535 --> 00:28:29,133 The reality is he resents my sobriety. 450 00:28:29,207 --> 00:28:30,862 I had the same thing at unicor. 451 00:28:30,968 --> 00:28:32,873 They were all onboard for the intervention, 452 00:28:33,037 --> 00:28:36,073 But skip one golf outing, and you're ostracized. 453 00:28:36,147 --> 00:28:38,810 He's an enabler, too, this guy, the worst fucking kind. 454 00:28:38,948 --> 00:28:40,873 Pours you a drink with one hand, 455 00:28:40,948 --> 00:28:43,141 Judges you with the other if you take it. 456 00:28:43,247 --> 00:28:45,213 And he wonders why I'm distant... at least he says he does... 457 00:28:45,318 --> 00:28:47,512 why I wanna branch out into other things. 458 00:28:47,585 --> 00:28:50,023 But I can promise you I'd have more money in my pocket, 459 00:28:50,128 --> 00:28:53,292 Plus more responsibility if I sat with him drinking, 460 00:28:53,395 --> 00:28:55,320 Watching that scotch drool out 461 00:28:55,428 --> 00:28:58,133 Of his fat fucking mouth. 462 00:29:04,068 --> 00:29:05,903 ... embedded that dream into our culture... 463 00:29:08,147 --> 00:29:10,273 hey. 464 00:29:18,356 --> 00:29:19,612 What are you watching? 465 00:29:19,686 --> 00:29:21,682 Nothing. 466 00:29:22,958 --> 00:29:24,652 Oh, whoa, that's a good one. 467 00:29:24,758 --> 00:29:25,791 John wayne. 468 00:29:34,296 --> 00:29:36,702 Two jasons call you? 469 00:29:36,805 --> 00:29:38,672 Invite you to a party tomorrow night? 470 00:29:39,777 --> 00:29:41,132 I don't know. 471 00:29:41,206 --> 00:29:43,343 Well, either they did or they didn't. 472 00:29:43,476 --> 00:29:46,840 Yeah, I guess. Jason gervasi called. 473 00:29:48,147 --> 00:29:50,281 What'd you tell him? 474 00:29:50,345 --> 00:29:51,880 I didn't call him back. 475 00:29:51,956 --> 00:29:53,283 How come? 476 00:29:53,355 --> 00:29:55,651 'Cause I don't want to go. 477 00:29:57,828 --> 00:30:00,520 Of course not. Beer, strippers, 478 00:30:00,655 --> 00:30:03,221 Fuckin' around with guys your own age... 479 00:30:03,326 --> 00:30:05,460 you hate all that shit. 480 00:30:08,067 --> 00:30:09,502 You gonna call him? 481 00:30:09,638 --> 00:30:11,230 Said I don't want to go. 482 00:30:13,136 --> 00:30:15,842 I know you don't want to go. 483 00:30:15,905 --> 00:30:18,313 You don't want to work, you don't want to eat, 484 00:30:18,417 --> 00:30:20,042 You don't want to talk. 485 00:30:20,145 --> 00:30:21,640 So, all that being the case, 486 00:30:21,718 --> 00:30:23,643 You're gonna shower tomorrow night, you're gonna shave, 487 00:30:23,815 --> 00:30:26,653 You're gonna get dress, you're gonna go to that party. 488 00:30:30,585 --> 00:30:32,691 I'm not gonna debate you on this. 489 00:30:39,198 --> 00:30:40,493 Fine. 490 00:30:45,607 --> 00:30:48,902 ...just how soon before they attempt to blow this fire out? 491 00:30:49,045 --> 00:30:51,612 They won't try to kill it till they're ready to cap the well. 492 00:30:51,748 --> 00:30:55,341 - Your boss is your uncle. - Once removed. 493 00:30:57,187 --> 00:30:58,950 That's gotta add to the source. 494 00:31:01,458 --> 00:31:03,423 We used to be so tight. 495 00:31:03,525 --> 00:31:07,023 And producing movies is high-Stress enough. 496 00:31:09,026 --> 00:31:11,691 I have a happy marriage. 497 00:31:12,968 --> 00:31:15,560 But there was a woman... 498 00:31:17,067 --> 00:31:21,802 she worked with us in a club we had. 499 00:31:21,908 --> 00:31:25,542 Anyway, she became a problem to deal with, 500 00:31:25,618 --> 00:31:28,711 And... 501 00:31:28,785 --> 00:31:30,912 I sided with him. 502 00:31:30,985 --> 00:31:32,983 She was out of my life. 503 00:31:35,055 --> 00:31:38,652 Okay, fine. 504 00:31:38,798 --> 00:31:42,021 But he never appreciated it. 505 00:31:42,097 --> 00:31:45,791 Give give give, it's all I ever do. 506 00:31:48,405 --> 00:31:50,260 I think that's when the relationship 507 00:31:50,335 --> 00:31:52,130 Between me and him got poisoned. 508 00:32:12,455 --> 00:32:14,152 How's it going? 509 00:32:14,258 --> 00:32:15,620 Al here? 510 00:32:15,767 --> 00:32:17,462 You just missed him. He went to lunch. 511 00:32:17,598 --> 00:32:18,993 - Eh. - Can I help you fellas? 512 00:32:19,138 --> 00:32:20,461 We're here for the drills. 513 00:32:20,538 --> 00:32:22,001 What drills? 514 00:32:22,138 --> 00:32:23,532 You know, the back. 515 00:32:28,308 --> 00:32:31,540 I know what you mean, but al didn't say nothing about picking anything up. 516 00:32:31,646 --> 00:32:33,111 This fuckin' guy. 517 00:32:33,175 --> 00:32:34,781 Get him on the phone. 518 00:32:34,885 --> 00:32:36,010 All right. 519 00:32:36,116 --> 00:32:37,342 What's your name? 520 00:32:37,488 --> 00:32:39,311 Me? I'm Mike. 521 00:32:39,388 --> 00:32:40,550 Paulie. 522 00:32:40,685 --> 00:32:42,720 Nice to meet. 523 00:32:42,825 --> 00:32:44,053 Voice mail. 524 00:32:44,185 --> 00:32:45,823 Gimme that. 525 00:32:45,956 --> 00:32:47,993 Yeah, al, it's Paulie. 526 00:32:48,128 --> 00:32:49,891 Listen, we're here with Mike. 527 00:32:49,966 --> 00:32:53,361 We're gonna take the drills. I'll call you later about that other order. 528 00:32:54,535 --> 00:32:56,301 Huh? 529 00:32:57,536 --> 00:32:59,900 Let's go. 530 00:33:10,987 --> 00:33:12,511 What's her name? 531 00:33:14,927 --> 00:33:16,023 Blanca. 532 00:33:16,086 --> 00:33:19,350 Had you and blanca been engaged long? 533 00:33:20,855 --> 00:33:23,361 Only a couple of weeks. 534 00:33:23,496 --> 00:33:25,363 She had a son too, 535 00:33:25,438 --> 00:33:27,231 From when she used to be married. 536 00:33:27,267 --> 00:33:29,032 What do you think went wrong? 537 00:33:29,065 --> 00:33:32,500 Her husband was an asshole, supposedly. 538 00:33:32,536 --> 00:33:34,073 With your relationship? 539 00:33:34,205 --> 00:33:35,773 Oh. 540 00:33:37,208 --> 00:33:39,113 I don't know. 541 00:33:39,215 --> 00:33:41,210 I mean, I wish there was a reason, but... 542 00:33:41,275 --> 00:33:42,842 she says there isn't. 543 00:33:47,455 --> 00:33:49,920 I think maybe it's because we have way more money 544 00:33:50,086 --> 00:33:51,553 In my family than hers. 545 00:33:51,697 --> 00:33:53,290 They're immigrants, 546 00:33:53,398 --> 00:33:55,190 And that might have scared her. 547 00:34:03,865 --> 00:34:06,570 Have you been feeling suicidal, Anthony? 548 00:34:12,547 --> 00:34:13,873 A little b. 549 00:34:14,048 --> 00:34:16,280 Have you ever tried to kill yourself? 550 00:34:16,386 --> 00:34:19,380 No. 551 00:34:19,487 --> 00:34:22,281 I mean, once, me and my friends 552 00:34:22,388 --> 00:34:24,053 Jumped off my garage roof, 553 00:34:24,127 --> 00:34:26,653 But you know, that was just to fool around. 554 00:34:34,838 --> 00:34:37,060 You sleeping a lot? 555 00:34:38,905 --> 00:34:40,473 I'm tired, 556 00:34:40,577 --> 00:34:42,070 But I keep waking up. 557 00:34:42,177 --> 00:34:43,472 Nightmares? 558 00:34:43,546 --> 00:34:46,913 I just keep thinking about her. 559 00:34:48,016 --> 00:34:50,112 I mean, it hurts, but... 560 00:34:50,246 --> 00:34:51,651 I can't help it. 561 00:34:51,716 --> 00:34:54,281 Does anything in life give you pleasure lately? 562 00:34:56,055 --> 00:34:57,822 I don't know. 563 00:34:57,888 --> 00:34:59,152 Not really. 564 00:34:59,226 --> 00:35:02,293 There's a medication called lexapro. 565 00:35:02,465 --> 00:35:03,723 It's an antidepressant. 566 00:35:03,867 --> 00:35:05,420 I have friends who take that. 567 00:35:05,466 --> 00:35:08,132 Well, I'm going to write you a prescription. 568 00:35:10,708 --> 00:35:13,403 I'm making mad fuckin' money, bro. 569 00:35:13,478 --> 00:35:15,643 I gotta shut my phone off sometimes. 570 00:35:15,706 --> 00:35:17,400 You should totally do it, man. 571 00:35:17,475 --> 00:35:20,513 I'm not really good with betting and percentages. 572 00:35:20,618 --> 00:35:22,782 I got like a 450 on my math sat. 573 00:35:22,885 --> 00:35:25,781 Fuck that shit, bro. I could hook you up in like 10 minutes. 574 00:35:28,626 --> 00:35:30,781 Can I dance for you, baby? 575 00:35:30,855 --> 00:35:32,953 I guess. 576 00:35:37,396 --> 00:35:39,833 Yeah, dude! Yeah! 577 00:35:39,966 --> 00:35:42,503 Yeah! 578 00:35:56,387 --> 00:35:57,981 Look at this pile of shit. 579 00:35:58,018 --> 00:36:00,052 Yeah, so get some toilet paper. 580 00:36:00,156 --> 00:36:01,683 What is that, comedy? 581 00:36:01,757 --> 00:36:02,980 Actually, yeah. 582 00:36:03,025 --> 00:36:04,520 Come on, what are you gonna do? 583 00:36:04,588 --> 00:36:07,393 Fuck it, I'm all in. 584 00:36:07,525 --> 00:36:09,023 Fuckin' idiot. Toilet paper? 585 00:36:09,165 --> 00:36:10,523 Fuckin' cunt! 586 00:36:10,597 --> 00:36:12,563 - Fuck! - Ho, Chris! 587 00:36:12,696 --> 00:36:14,660 You were my friend. 588 00:36:18,536 --> 00:36:20,333 Whoa! No! 589 00:36:25,518 --> 00:36:27,611 Oh, fuck! 590 00:36:27,746 --> 00:36:29,840 Call an ambulance! 591 00:36:36,527 --> 00:36:38,952 , wake up. I need to talk to you. 592 00:36:41,965 --> 00:36:43,291 What? 593 00:36:43,397 --> 00:36:47,691 You let our underage son go to a party at a strip club? 594 00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:51,702 What time is it? 595 00:36:58,545 --> 00:37:00,871 Take it easy, will you? What's the big deal? 596 00:37:00,946 --> 00:37:02,580 He just got in three hours ago. 597 00:37:02,718 --> 00:37:06,350 He is still drunk and he's not even drinking age! 598 00:37:06,486 --> 00:37:07,883 Yet he could die in iraq. 599 00:37:07,958 --> 00:37:09,782 What does that ha to do with anything? 600 00:37:09,885 --> 00:37:13,221 Jesus Christ, Carm, he's gonna be 21 in two months. 601 00:37:13,327 --> 00:37:15,460 He's an emotional wreck, Tony. 602 00:37:15,498 --> 00:37:18,990 So, seeing aair of tits is gonna send him over the edge? 603 00:37:19,138 --> 00:37:21,432 Got him out of the house, around people his own age. 604 00:37:21,507 --> 00:37:22,900 At the fuckin' bing? 605 00:37:22,967 --> 00:37:25,173 Well, they're college kids. It's what they do. 606 00:37:25,275 --> 00:37:27,932 I know you'd rather see him in his room drinkin' cocoa, 607 00:37:28,077 --> 00:37:30,701 But this is the way back, 608 00:37:30,778 --> 00:37:33,312 Believe me... and the way back to college... 609 00:37:35,317 --> 00:37:37,941 fraternities, fr boys. 610 00:37:47,698 --> 00:37:48,791 Hey. 611 00:37:56,436 --> 00:37:58,700 I did a stupid thing, Ton'. I won't deny it. 612 00:37:58,805 --> 00:38:00,500 Stupid? Just hung up with Paulie. 613 00:38:00,636 --> 00:38:02,970 His nephew's got six broken vertebraes. 614 00:38:10,117 --> 00:38:12,051 I know that, and I'm sorry. 615 00:38:12,118 --> 00:38:14,510 But this is the second fuckin' time 616 00:38:14,617 --> 00:38:17,123 Paulie flouted his authority to my face. 617 00:38:17,226 --> 00:38:20,992 This shith the tools... I know he set up the deal with the cubans, 618 00:38:21,057 --> 00:38:24,263 But this is my father-In-Law we're talkin' about, Tony, my family. 619 00:38:24,296 --> 00:38:27,332 In any case, this bullshit could have been handled with a conversation. 620 00:38:40,016 --> 00:38:43,011 I came to the bing, remember? I tried to talk to you about it. 621 00:38:43,046 --> 00:38:44,442 And I told you to wait, and you left 622 00:38:44,518 --> 00:38:46,651 To go God-Knows-Where. 623 00:38:46,758 --> 00:38:48,953 Oh, I got to be honest, Christopher, 624 00:38:49,056 --> 00:38:51,350 I can't help thinkin' that this goes directly to what we talked about... 625 00:38:51,425 --> 00:38:52,821 more than once. 626 00:38:52,897 --> 00:38:55,362 If you were around more, you had your finger on the pulse, 627 00:38:55,426 --> 00:38:57,822 Problems like this would be squashed in the womb. 628 00:38:57,896 --> 00:39:00,191 Whether I'm around's got nothing to do with it. 629 00:39:00,237 --> 00:39:02,861 He needed the tools, he could have left me a message. 630 00:39:10,245 --> 00:39:11,913 We're supposed to leave phone messages 631 00:39:12,015 --> 00:39:13,613 About interstate hijacking now? 632 00:39:13,717 --> 00:39:15,643 How about faxes? Emails? 633 00:39:15,716 --> 00:39:18,251 Make it even easier for the cops. 634 00:39:18,388 --> 00:39:20,412 This is a face-To-Face business, Christopher. 635 00:39:20,558 --> 00:39:22,623 And yeah, I'm gonna talk to Paulie, 'cause believe me, 636 00:39:22,725 --> 00:39:24,382 There's a few things that he needs to hear. 637 00:39:24,427 --> 00:39:27,022 But in the meantime, you figure out how much he owes for the tools, 638 00:39:27,056 --> 00:39:29,520 And we're gonna deduct that against what you're gonna owe 639 00:39:29,626 --> 00:39:31,961 For little Paulie's hospital bills. 640 00:39:47,448 --> 00:39:49,740 - Yeah? - He tore up my lawn, Ton'! 641 00:39:49,848 --> 00:39:52,452 Drove his fuckin' car right up on the grass. 642 00:39:52,557 --> 00:39:54,612 - Who did? - Fuckin' Paulie, who else? 643 00:39:54,756 --> 00:39:56,923 40 grand in landscaping. 644 00:39:56,988 --> 00:39:59,252 Terrorized my wife and daughter. 645 00:39:59,358 --> 00:40:01,122 Destroyed the bushes, the grass, 646 00:40:01,156 --> 00:40:03,222 And every fuckin' flower she plant 647 00:40:03,326 --> 00:40:06,392 - Just relax, okay? - I am fuckin' relaxed. 648 00:40:06,468 --> 00:40:08,061 I'm not gonna do nothin'. 649 00:40:08,168 --> 00:40:10,663 Because I love you, because I'm committed to my work, 650 00:40:10,805 --> 00:40:12,071 I ain't gonna do shit. 651 00:40:12,176 --> 00:40:13,731 I'm gonna sit tight and hold my tongue, 652 00:40:13,806 --> 00:40:15,742 And not cause no problems for you. 653 00:40:36,095 --> 00:40:39,391 No, bad was '99. Mets/braves national league championship. 654 00:40:39,498 --> 00:40:40,893 My dad went apeshit, man. 655 00:40:40,937 --> 00:40:42,931 He threw a fuckin' vase right through the TV. 656 00:40:43,006 --> 00:40:45,671 Ho, victor. What are you doing at a deek party, bro? 657 00:40:45,775 --> 00:40:46,933 You settlin' up? 658 00:40:47,005 --> 00:40:48,941 Come on, it's Friday. Bills are Sunday. 659 00:40:49,108 --> 00:40:51,440 What are we, fuckin' citibank? How long we gonna carry your ass? 660 00:40:51,476 --> 00:40:53,113 Buffalo's a lock. 661 00:40:53,178 --> 00:40:54,671 Give me a dime at two and a half. 662 00:40:54,788 --> 00:40:56,940 If not, my father's sending my check this week anyway. 663 00:40:57,047 --> 00:40:59,382 Fuck that. If not... you see this guy right here? 664 00:40:59,485 --> 00:41:00,750 Tony Soprano jr. 665 00:41:00,785 --> 00:41:02,780 Know what that means, right? 666 00:41:02,886 --> 00:41:05,623 Monday, bro. One way or the other. 667 00:41:05,727 --> 00:41:07,351 Don't be a dick about it. 668 00:41:16,967 --> 00:41:19,771 Is he still sleeping? 669 00:41:19,876 --> 00:41:21,302 He's not home. 670 00:41:21,375 --> 00:41:23,473 He stayed with his friends. 671 00:41:23,647 --> 00:41:25,911 He sounded good. They were playing cards. 672 00:41:26,015 --> 00:41:28,182 Well, it's been a week almost, on the meds. 673 00:41:28,287 --> 00:41:31,811 All I know, is it's a pleasure not to have him laying around here 674 00:41:31,855 --> 00:41:33,312 Like a miserab'. 675 00:41:33,417 --> 00:41:35,750 It's companies like wal-Mart we got to thank. 676 00:41:35,857 --> 00:41:38,151 They're always fighting against tightenin' imports. 677 00:41:38,255 --> 00:41:40,321 So, our provolone, our perfume, 678 00:41:40,397 --> 00:41:43,062 Whooop! Slides right under the fuckin' door. 679 00:41:43,098 --> 00:41:45,662 All those inspections slow down wal-Mart's operation. 680 00:41:45,737 --> 00:41:47,890 And what about terrorism... missiles and shit? 681 00:41:47,938 --> 00:41:50,101 There he is... the missing link. 682 00:41:50,235 --> 00:41:51,731 Hey. 683 00:41:51,837 --> 00:41:53,900 How you doin'? 684 00:41:54,005 --> 00:41:56,271 How you doin'? 685 00:41:56,346 --> 00:41:57,603 Good. 686 00:41:57,675 --> 00:41:59,971 I called Sal vitro like you said. 687 00:42:00,045 --> 00:42:02,443 He's coming by this week, resod the lawn. 688 00:42:04,187 --> 00:42:06,883 And I talked to Paulie. We worked out a payment schedule. 689 00:42:06,918 --> 00:42:08,081 He here? 690 00:42:08,226 --> 00:42:09,852 Yeah. 691 00:42:11,287 --> 00:42:12,922 All right. 692 00:42:13,057 --> 00:42:15,123 Let me say hello. 693 00:42:19,966 --> 00:42:22,300 Hey. 694 00:42:22,407 --> 00:42:23,901 How you doing, kid? 695 00:42:23,965 --> 00:42:25,601 How's little Paulie? 696 00:42:25,705 --> 00:42:27,233 He's fucked up. 697 00:42:27,305 --> 00:42:29,241 He got your flowers, though. 698 00:42:29,348 --> 00:42:31,642 Good. 699 00:42:31,717 --> 00:42:34,142 - Listen, Paulie... - Forget it, okay? 700 00:42:34,245 --> 00:42:36,742 Shit happens. What are you gonna do? 701 00:42:36,815 --> 00:42:38,310 There's no point in ruminatin'. 702 00:42:38,418 --> 00:42:40,553 You're right. 703 00:42:40,616 --> 00:42:42,781 I just wanted to say I'm sorry. 704 00:42:48,056 --> 00:42:50,260 Me too. 705 00:42:50,396 --> 00:42:53,590 Do this again, sweetie. And get him a club soda. 706 00:42:56,406 --> 00:42:59,131 You know what? Fuck it. 707 00:42:59,238 --> 00:43:00,933 Whatever he's having. 708 00:43:09,585 --> 00:43:10,810 Good times. 709 00:43:10,947 --> 00:43:12,253 Salut. 710 00:43:20,626 --> 00:43:22,962 - That's fuckin' rocket fuel. - One more, one more. 711 00:43:23,025 --> 00:43:24,420 - One more. - Ah yeah... 712 00:43:24,526 --> 00:43:26,163 - what's going on, baby? - Are you nuts? 713 00:43:26,265 --> 00:43:29,162 When, now? Who else is there? 714 00:43:29,306 --> 00:43:30,930 Let's do it. 715 00:43:30,966 --> 00:43:32,172 Deek! 716 00:43:32,306 --> 00:43:34,901 Deek deek deek deek! 717 00:43:35,005 --> 00:43:36,171 All right, yeah... no, definitely. 718 00:43:36,208 --> 00:43:38,000 In like 20 minutes. 719 00:43:38,147 --> 00:43:40,312 - Yeah! - All right, bye. 720 00:43:40,377 --> 00:43:43,182 Yo, Donna amato, they're having a party and guess who's over there? 721 00:43:44,616 --> 00:43:46,782 - Victor. - That welchin' little prick, 722 00:43:46,857 --> 00:43:48,552 You fuckin' kidding me? 723 00:43:49,555 --> 00:43:51,023 You wanna come? 724 00:43:51,056 --> 00:43:53,351 Oh I don't know. I'm just gonna hang re. 725 00:43:53,398 --> 00:43:55,321 Oh come on! It'll be fun! 726 00:44:00,137 --> 00:44:02,661 11 more credits and I can transfer to syracuse. 727 00:44:02,706 --> 00:44:04,903 Their business program is awesome. 728 00:44:05,006 --> 00:44:07,000 Hey, you made it. 729 00:44:07,138 --> 00:44:08,741 Fuck. 730 00:44:10,745 --> 00:44:13,010 Vic, where are you goin', buddy? 731 00:44:13,148 --> 00:44:15,540 I was just grabbing a beer. What's up? 732 00:44:15,587 --> 00:44:17,183 Listen, I'm getting your money, okay? 733 00:44:17,315 --> 00:44:18,382 - No, yeah. - Cool, great. 734 00:44:18,416 --> 00:44:21,211 Let's take a ride and talk about it, all right? 735 00:44:21,356 --> 00:44:23,180 Come on, guys, stop. 736 00:44:23,328 --> 00:44:24,653 What's going on? 737 00:44:24,728 --> 00:44:26,322 Nothin', we're just fuckin' around. 738 00:44:32,867 --> 00:44:34,162 - Get in the fuckin' car! - No! 739 00:44:34,266 --> 00:44:36,362 Get in the fuckin' car! 740 00:44:46,677 --> 00:44:48,071 Fuckin' deadbeat. 741 00:44:48,185 --> 00:44:50,742 You know what happens when you don't fuckin' pay? 742 00:44:52,356 --> 00:44:54,011 Stop stop! 743 00:44:54,115 --> 00:44:55,282 What, are you gonna cry? 744 00:44:55,355 --> 00:44:57,521 What are we, fuckin' assholes? 745 00:44:57,688 --> 00:44:58,693 Come on, man. Where's the shit? 746 00:44:58,795 --> 00:45:00,192 Yo, help us hold him down, come on. 747 00:45:00,295 --> 00:45:03,060 - Come on! - Get off me! 748 00:45:03,127 --> 00:45:05,291 - No! - Quit kickin', bitch! 749 00:45:05,367 --> 00:45:07,132 Get his shoes. 750 00:45:07,237 --> 00:45:08,962 Hey, dude, you ever take chemistry? 751 00:45:09,106 --> 00:45:11,302 'Cause Dr. Parisi and me, we're gonna do a little experiment. 752 00:45:11,365 --> 00:45:14,030 We want to see what happens when you mix sulfuric acid with toe jam. 753 00:45:14,135 --> 00:45:17,042 Fuck no! No! No! 754 00:45:17,107 --> 00:45:20,111 Don't, don't, don't do it, fuck! 755 00:45:20,146 --> 00:45:21,312 That hurt? 756 00:45:21,377 --> 00:45:24,310 - You little bitch. - No! 757 00:45:29,726 --> 00:45:31,380 I mean, you have a kid, 758 00:45:31,456 --> 00:45:33,453 And they look at you... 759 00:45:33,558 --> 00:45:35,822 you look back. 760 00:45:35,897 --> 00:45:39,163 And you're looking at yourself, really. 761 00:45:40,738 --> 00:45:43,633 Or part of you, plus another person... 762 00:45:43,738 --> 00:45:45,000 that love. 763 00:45:47,075 --> 00:45:48,643 I look at her eyes, man, 764 00:45:48,746 --> 00:45:50,503 And she looks up, 765 00:45:50,648 --> 00:45:52,442 Back at me... 766 00:45:52,518 --> 00:45:55,483 how the fuck do I put myself up for adoption? 767 00:45:57,747 --> 00:45:59,683 - What? - Nothing, go ahead. 768 00:45:59,816 --> 00:46:02,022 - She ain't adopted, Paulie. - I'm kidding. 769 00:46:02,088 --> 00:46:04,423 What were you saying? 770 00:46:07,758 --> 00:46:10,762 My point... what the fuck was... 771 00:46:12,268 --> 00:46:14,932 is babies. They're the future. 772 00:46:22,107 --> 00:46:24,371 Do you realize by the time caitlin's out of college, 773 00:46:24,447 --> 00:46:27,773 It'll be like, the year 2027 or something? 774 00:46:27,848 --> 00:46:30,513 She takes after you, she won't be out of fourth grade by then. 775 00:46:32,616 --> 00:46:35,552 Look, by that time, she'll be working here, so who gives a shit? 776 00:47:08,655 --> 00:47:10,651 - Ho, what are you doing? - Nothin'. 777 00:47:10,756 --> 00:47:12,053 - Oh! - Come on, come on. 778 00:47:12,195 --> 00:47:13,821 - We're just fuckin' around. - It's late. 779 00:47:13,996 --> 00:47:15,761 I gotta go. 780 00:47:35,186 --> 00:47:38,010 - Hello? - It's me. 781 00:47:43,588 --> 00:47:45,953 I'm fuckin' losing it, man. 782 00:47:46,025 --> 00:47:47,453 Chris, it's 11-Fuckin'-30. 783 00:47:47,597 --> 00:47:49,193 Well, you're awake, though, right? 784 00:47:49,367 --> 00:47:50,921 I'm sorry. You sleepin'? 785 00:47:51,025 --> 00:47:53,361 I'm working. I'm on a deadline for a "law & order." 786 00:47:53,535 --> 00:47:55,931 Marianne's left me alone. 787 00:47:56,037 --> 00:47:57,530 How much did you drink? 788 00:47:57,608 --> 00:47:59,973 I don't know. A lot. 789 00:48:00,037 --> 00:48:03,040 I'm gonna make some coffee, and then we're gonna call your sponsor. 790 00:48:03,145 --> 00:48:04,870 He's gone. Eddie, he's away someplace... 791 00:48:04,945 --> 00:48:06,213 philadelphia. 792 00:48:08,046 --> 00:48:09,913 This fuckin' Paulie, man. 793 00:48:09,985 --> 00:48:11,950 You think he's your friend, this cocksucker, 794 00:48:12,055 --> 00:48:13,552 All these pricks... 795 00:48:15,228 --> 00:48:17,050 what are you doing? 796 00:48:17,157 --> 00:48:18,721 You're drunk. I'm making coffee. 797 00:48:18,825 --> 00:48:20,651 I don't want fuckin' coffee. 798 00:48:22,566 --> 00:48:24,722 It's an urban myth, anyway. 799 00:48:29,407 --> 00:48:32,300 - What do you write? - "Law & order." 800 00:48:34,138 --> 00:48:37,571 I'll give you stories make your fuckin' head curl... 801 00:48:37,746 --> 00:48:40,140 the shit I seen. 802 00:48:40,246 --> 00:48:42,141 Fuck that, the shit I did personally. 803 00:48:42,285 --> 00:48:43,810 I don't want to hear it. 804 00:48:43,918 --> 00:48:46,312 What you need to do is sober up and get to a meeting. 805 00:48:46,457 --> 00:48:47,912 That's your fuckin' answer? 806 00:48:48,087 --> 00:48:51,281 It is the answer. Work the program. 807 00:48:51,358 --> 00:48:53,092 You know, you're a fuckin' robot. 808 00:48:53,157 --> 00:48:55,163 Anybody ever tell you that? 809 00:48:55,295 --> 00:48:58,293 You got any fuckin' emotion in there? 810 00:48:59,936 --> 00:49:01,262 I don't know about you, 811 00:49:01,337 --> 00:49:03,333 But my friends have abandoned me. 812 00:49:03,436 --> 00:49:06,031 I've been totally fuckin' ostrafied. 813 00:49:06,176 --> 00:49:08,441 Because when we drink and we use, 814 00:49:08,548 --> 00:49:10,340 We are not pleasant to be around. 815 00:49:10,507 --> 00:49:14,611 My heart's fuc breaking and you're blowing me off? 816 00:49:14,715 --> 00:49:16,781 You know, my father fuckin' abandoned me. 817 00:49:16,888 --> 00:49:19,882 I thought he was shot. 818 00:49:21,527 --> 00:49:24,022 You have any idea, if I wanted, 819 00:49:24,126 --> 00:49:26,222 What I could do to these pricks? 820 00:49:27,528 --> 00:49:29,661 One phone call and it's over. 821 00:49:29,726 --> 00:49:32,403 The whole fuckin' castle comes down like a humpty dumpty. 822 00:49:32,508 --> 00:49:33,393 whoa whoa whoa! 823 00:49:33,538 --> 00:49:35,662 Do you remember my girlfriend, adriana... 824 00:49:35,737 --> 00:49:37,130 my fiancee? 825 00:49:37,305 --> 00:49:39,471 My friend, Ralph Cifaretto? 826 00:49:39,538 --> 00:49:42,372 - I know shit, my friend. - Chris, come on! 827 00:49:42,468 --> 00:49:45,943 Serious fuckin' things that would have major implications 828 00:49:46,047 --> 00:49:47,312 On a lot of fuckin' people... 829 00:49:47,418 --> 00:49:48,712 Chris, I shouldn't hear this shit. 830 00:49:48,848 --> 00:49:50,081 I know, right. You said. 831 00:49:50,147 --> 00:49:52,813 You just want to write about it, leech off me. 832 00:49:52,888 --> 00:49:55,080 I'm trying to help you, man. 833 00:49:57,488 --> 00:49:59,592 That fuckin' program... 834 00:49:59,655 --> 00:50:02,323 the government has got money to burn. 835 00:50:02,426 --> 00:50:04,491 Gravano was livin' large down in arizona, 836 00:50:04,668 --> 00:50:06,163 All on that federal tit. 837 00:50:06,267 --> 00:50:08,333 - All right, let's get you home. - I like the sun, 838 00:50:08,508 --> 00:50:10,433 Be closer to Hollywood anyway. 839 00:50:10,508 --> 00:50:11,931 Give me your phone. I'm calling your wife. 840 00:50:12,037 --> 00:50:14,171 - What? - I have told you 841 00:50:14,237 --> 00:50:16,903 Repeatedly, I do not want to hear this shit. 842 00:50:17,007 --> 00:50:19,170 I let you be part of my movie. 843 00:50:19,278 --> 00:50:21,842 You let me? 844 00:50:23,446 --> 00:50:25,510 I'm pouring my heart out, man. 845 00:50:25,688 --> 00:50:27,452 And I'm very sorry. 846 00:50:27,518 --> 00:50:29,453 - But we met in AA. - Chris! 847 00:50:29,556 --> 00:50:31,550 You're in the mafia. 848 00:50:37,595 --> 00:50:39,533 Fine. 849 00:51:42,596 --> 00:51:45,593 - Hey. - Hey. 850 00:51:45,697 --> 00:51:47,592 Early night, huh? 851 00:51:49,767 --> 00:51:51,203 ...they're slouching up 57th street, 852 00:51:51,267 --> 00:51:53,430 So next time we're in the city, I want to go. 853 00:51:53,538 --> 00:51:56,142 What's this? Party time? 854 00:51:56,178 --> 00:51:58,613 Rachael ray was on "Leno." We got hungry. 855 00:51:58,716 --> 00:52:00,442 Sit down, I'll get some plates. 856 00:52:03,717 --> 00:52:04,952 Where were you guys? 857 00:52:05,016 --> 00:52:06,510 - Frat party. - Had a meeting. 858 00:52:06,615 --> 00:52:08,551 Did you go out tonight? 859 00:52:08,655 --> 00:52:10,020 I met a friend for coffee. 860 00:52:10,127 --> 00:52:11,493 That's probably why you're still awake. 861 00:52:11,557 --> 00:52:13,893 I guess so. 862 00:52:13,998 --> 00:52:16,123 Miss Meadow had a mystery date 863 00:52:16,296 --> 00:52:18,730 - She refuses to discuss. - Oh yeah? 864 00:52:23,005 --> 00:52:25,831 What are you doing? Sit down. 865 00:52:25,905 --> 00:52:28,301 I'm wired. I don't know. 866 00:52:32,546 --> 00:52:34,542 So what's the mystery? 867 00:52:34,676 --> 00:52:36,013 That you had a date begin with? 868 00:52:36,145 --> 00:52:37,511 Bite me, okay?