1 00:02:19,039 --> 00:02:21,675 Carmela: ah, stupid thing. The pressure is shot. 2 00:02:21,741 --> 00:02:24,444 Can you live with regular instead of espresso? 3 00:02:24,511 --> 00:02:26,680 Never mind, sweetie. Thanks anyway. 4 00:02:28,481 --> 00:02:30,984 Hey hey. Sorry for the ambush. 5 00:02:31,051 --> 00:02:32,619 I brung up your paper. 6 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:35,722 I am meeting the new realtor. 7 00:02:35,789 --> 00:02:37,724 Yeah? Good luck. 8 00:02:43,463 --> 00:02:46,800 Got a call from sergeant danny over in newark p.d. 9 00:02:46,866 --> 00:02:49,069 - yeah? And? 10 00:02:53,239 --> 00:02:56,242 T? The feds are doing some digging over by branford avenue. 11 00:02:57,310 --> 00:02:59,813 Willie overall... The bookie, 12 00:02:59,879 --> 00:03:01,414 labor day, 1982? 13 00:03:15,995 --> 00:03:19,332 Danny says he hears it's larry barese that's been talkin'. 14 00:03:23,236 --> 00:03:25,238 Lotta work for a dead fuckin' bookie. 15 00:03:27,173 --> 00:03:28,742 Come on, kid. Do it. 16 00:03:33,313 --> 00:03:35,248 You made your bones with that prick, eh? 17 00:03:36,316 --> 00:03:38,184 Yeah. 18 00:03:39,552 --> 00:03:41,087 Old zepupin's house. 19 00:03:41,154 --> 00:03:43,356 You were shaky a little, but you did good. 20 00:03:43,423 --> 00:03:45,291 I remember tellin' your old man. 21 00:03:46,526 --> 00:03:48,228 25 years, t. 22 00:03:48,294 --> 00:03:49,896 Possible there's nothing left. 23 00:03:49,963 --> 00:03:52,966 There'll be bones, teeth. 24 00:03:54,768 --> 00:03:56,936 What are we gonna do? 25 00:03:58,471 --> 00:04:00,507 We're gonna pack our toothbrushes. 26 00:04:02,842 --> 00:04:05,178 Call you in a few days on the alternate cell. 27 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:09,082 Any emergencies, call sil or bobby. 28 00:04:09,149 --> 00:04:11,151 And if you need more cash, call me. 29 00:04:11,217 --> 00:04:13,353 I know the drill, tony. 30 00:04:16,690 --> 00:04:18,792 You know, it's not like I won a trip to paris. 31 00:04:36,643 --> 00:04:38,712 You have everything? Your razor? 32 00:04:40,313 --> 00:04:41,881 Yeah. Yeah, I think so. 33 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:44,918 I... I can buy whatever I need. 34 00:04:44,984 --> 00:04:47,721 - will you make sure you wear your sunblock? - it's nothing. 35 00:04:47,787 --> 00:04:50,423 A little gambling charge, that's all. It's gonna be fine. 36 00:04:50,490 --> 00:04:52,792 It's just... You know, better safe than sorry. 37 00:04:52,826 --> 00:04:55,862 I know, it's just... This is what life is still like... 38 00:04:55,929 --> 00:04:58,064 At our age? 39 00:04:59,566 --> 00:05:01,668 My tomatoes are just coming in. 40 00:05:06,873 --> 00:05:08,975 It's good to see you. - yeah. 41 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:11,378 You seem good, junior, I gotta say. 42 00:05:11,444 --> 00:05:14,881 Fuck does that mean? I'm fuckin' incarcerated, for christ's sake. 43 00:05:14,948 --> 00:05:18,618 The medicine, the aricept, it agrees with you. 44 00:05:18,685 --> 00:05:20,754 You're not repeating yourself so much. 45 00:05:20,854 --> 00:05:23,456 You gotta get me out of here... 46 00:05:23,523 --> 00:05:25,625 The smell alone in this fuckin' place. 47 00:05:29,963 --> 00:05:31,664 What do you hear from my nephew? 48 00:05:31,698 --> 00:05:34,501 Tony? They sent me a card for my birthday. 49 00:05:34,567 --> 00:05:37,037 I'm still waitin' for an apology. Tell him. 50 00:05:37,103 --> 00:05:38,872 All right. 51 00:05:39,973 --> 00:05:41,508 Which one of you's gonna tell him? 52 00:05:41,574 --> 00:05:43,643 We'll figure it out, junior. 53 00:05:46,479 --> 00:05:48,615 If you made an appointment 54 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:50,884 with an outside dentist, 55 00:05:50,950 --> 00:05:52,519 that might do the trick. 56 00:05:52,585 --> 00:05:54,721 What trick? 57 00:05:54,821 --> 00:05:56,389 We'll meet you there 58 00:05:56,489 --> 00:05:58,658 and sneak you off in our car. 59 00:06:01,161 --> 00:06:03,129 Dinner, 10 minutes. 60 00:06:03,229 --> 00:06:05,131 So what do you think, junior? 61 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:06,833 Enchiladas tonight. 62 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:14,774 Here's the electricians' union. 63 00:06:35,662 --> 00:06:38,031 Don't let 'e take my plate, kid. 64 00:07:09,062 --> 00:07:11,398 Make sure there's enough so everybody can buy in. 65 00:07:15,902 --> 00:07:17,537 $60. 66 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:20,440 - for sodas and fuckin' candy? - caffeinated sodas and sugar. 67 00:07:20,507 --> 00:07:22,942 You know some of them ain't allowed this shit. 68 00:07:22,976 --> 00:07:25,412 Gets them all riled. I could lose my job. 69 00:07:25,478 --> 00:07:29,315 - fuckin' stick-up artist. I already gave you my watch. - don't count my money, nigga. 70 00:07:29,416 --> 00:07:32,318 You're makin' 500% off these motherfuckers. 71 00:07:33,653 --> 00:07:35,488 You're good till lights out. 72 00:07:35,555 --> 00:07:37,357 I'll steer people away from the door. 73 00:07:48,034 --> 00:07:51,237 All right. No-limit five-card stud. 74 00:07:51,338 --> 00:07:53,173 $40 buy-in to the house. 75 00:07:53,239 --> 00:07:56,009 The white buttons are five bucks. The red buttons are 10. 76 00:07:56,076 --> 00:07:58,178 "red buttons." 77 00:07:58,244 --> 00:08:00,280 what'd you say? 78 00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:06,086 Today, we got coca-colas... 79 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:07,654 Fuck was I just sayin'? 80 00:08:07,721 --> 00:08:10,357 - the soda, junior. - what soda? 81 00:08:11,458 --> 00:08:14,127 Right, the coke. 82 00:08:14,194 --> 00:08:16,162 The real kind, not the diet shit, 83 00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:18,031 ice cold, five buttons. 84 00:08:18,098 --> 00:08:22,736 Plus, we got snickers, kit-kats and sprees, also five. 85 00:08:22,802 --> 00:08:24,704 Ll take some sprees. 86 00:08:26,639 --> 00:08:28,308 Okay, ante up. 87 00:08:36,950 --> 00:08:39,319 This is nice, huh? 88 00:08:39,386 --> 00:08:41,321 A lile road trip, just you and me... 89 00:08:41,388 --> 00:08:43,223 All things considered, of course. 90 00:08:44,924 --> 00:08:46,893 Yeah, just like the old days. 91 00:08:48,294 --> 00:08:50,296 Willie-fuckin'- overall, 92 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:52,899 after all these years. 93 00:08:52,999 --> 00:08:56,403 You remember drivin' around with that prick in the trunk lookin' for a spot? 94 00:08:59,572 --> 00:09:02,075 What was it, like a week before a.j. Was born, right? 95 00:09:02,175 --> 00:09:04,044 No, meadow. 96 00:09:04,077 --> 00:09:06,713 - now she's gonna be a dr. - yeah. 97 00:09:06,746 --> 00:09:09,416 Remember we took you to luger's after 98 00:09:09,482 --> 00:09:11,317 me, puss, ralphie. 99 00:09:25,665 --> 00:09:28,935 Chevy chase... Fuck ever happened to him? 100 00:09:35,508 --> 00:09:37,277 Let me ask you something. 101 00:09:37,377 --> 00:09:39,779 You mentioned ralph before. 102 00:09:39,879 --> 00:09:42,215 A few years ago, he had that beef with johnny sack, 103 00:09:42,282 --> 00:09:44,050 he made a crack about ginny... 104 00:09:44,117 --> 00:09:46,286 Huge fuckin' mole on her ass or some shit. 105 00:09:46,386 --> 00:09:47,721 Yeah? 106 00:09:47,787 --> 00:09:50,390 Who the fuck would tell johnny about that joke? 107 00:09:50,457 --> 00:09:51,891 How should I know? 108 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,632 Nine of clubs. 109 00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:04,838 You know, I try to be cooperative, 110 00:10:04,904 --> 00:10:07,173 but it's that same message over and over! 111 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:09,709 Walter, what do you got? 112 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:13,246 Flush. 113 00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:15,348 No, you don't. George? 114 00:10:15,415 --> 00:10:17,417 - uh... - what? 115 00:10:17,484 --> 00:10:19,019 - george, what do you got? - hmm? 116 00:10:21,488 --> 00:10:24,724 - your hand. - he's got alzheimer's! 117 00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:27,827 - help him, for christ's sake! - pair of jacks. 118 00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:33,800 Guy comes home with a bouquet of flowers for his wife. 119 00:10:33,833 --> 00:10:36,336 "I guess I'll have to spread my legs now," she says. 120 00:10:36,403 --> 00:10:38,938 "why?" he asks. "don't you have a vase?" 121 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:48,081 high rollers only. Keep walkin', professor. 122 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:50,350 I'm not here to gamble. I'm here looking for keith. 123 00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:52,118 Keith's busy. Take a hike. 124 00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:54,387 We had a chess match, keith. 125 00:10:54,454 --> 00:10:56,423 The pride of rutgers... 126 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:58,458 Slits his wrists in the faculty lounge 127 00:10:58,525 --> 00:11:00,026 after he stabbed the dean. 128 00:11:02,629 --> 00:11:05,732 At least some of us know when we need help. 129 00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:08,568 Get the fuck out of here, ya fuck... 130 00:11:12,972 --> 00:11:15,608 What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market? 131 00:11:16,876 --> 00:11:18,678 I don't know. 132 00:11:18,745 --> 00:11:20,647 "good morning, ladies." 133 00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:24,684 what's going on, guys? 134 00:11:24,751 --> 00:11:26,920 - they're gambling, warren. - relax, brian. 135 00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:29,689 What did we say about this? 136 00:11:29,756 --> 00:11:31,257 What? It's a friendly game. 137 00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:33,727 Corrado, it's too stressful. Lookt him! 138 00:11:33,793 --> 00:11:35,862 He's not even playin'. 139 00:11:35,929 --> 00:11:38,932 Come on, guys. Let's wrap it up. 140 00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:45,505 I saw your girl today at pet therapy. 141 00:11:45,572 --> 00:11:47,841 Hodoes she keep her coat so shiny? 142 00:11:51,177 --> 00:11:54,047 ...they can be unexpected, frightening events. 143 00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:58,418 But they're justutiful part of the scenery. Park, 144 00:11:58,485 --> 00:12:01,121 - crater lake is located high in the cascades 145 00:12:01,187 --> 00:12:03,990 of south-central oregon, about 250 miles south of portland... 146 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,458 I brought you your tea. 147 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:16,970 You did a good job tonight, kid. Here's your taste. 148 00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:20,173 - that's all right. 149 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,509 Take it. You earned it. 150 00:12:28,715 --> 00:12:30,550 Time once, I was a kid. 151 00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:32,385 You know, my oldan was a stonemason. 152 00:12:35,021 --> 00:12:36,690 He took me to work... 153 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:39,192 A job building a wall around some rich lady's garden. 154 00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:43,129 She mes home. 155 00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:44,864 I help carry her groceries. 156 00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:47,100 She goes to give me a quarter, 157 00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:50,170 which was a lot in those days, but I say no. 158 00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:54,741 She goes in. No sooner does she close the door, 159 00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:58,111 when... Crack! My old man gives me a belt right across the mouth. 160 00:12:58,178 --> 00:13:00,980 "what are you, a millionaire? You no need-a money? 161 00:13:00,980 --> 00:13:02,615 You no like-a eat?" 162 00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:04,084 "what are you, a millionaire? You no need-wow.ney? 163 00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:06,152 Even still, he was right. 164 00:13:07,887 --> 00:13:09,989 He made me walk home that night. 165 00:13:10,056 --> 00:13:13,827 11 fuckin' miles from essex fells back to newark. 166 00:13:13,893 --> 00:13:15,762 I'm from essex fells. 167 00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:18,164 - a rich kid, huh? 168 00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:24,871 Uh... Warren said I should get my buttons back 169 00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:27,540 on account of we weren't really supposed to be gambling. 170 00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:29,109 Tell warren he can fuck himself. 171 00:13:29,175 --> 00:13:31,077 Got a problem with that, tell him to come see me. 172 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:35,749 Can I get a kit-kat at least? 173 00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:39,285 Do you believe this guy? 174 00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:41,521 Get the fuck out of here? 175 00:13:49,095 --> 00:13:51,664 Once in third grade... 176 00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:55,168 I got a 96 on my spelling test, highest mark in the class. 177 00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:57,203 I was so proud. 178 00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:59,572 I brought it home to show my dad. 179 00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:02,208 "what happened to thother four points?" he says. 180 00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:06,613 Fuck you! Fuck... You! 181 00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:17,557 ... Uz f.m. Fredericksburg. 182 00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:19,726 Your home for classic rock. 183 00:14:19,793 --> 00:14:21,594 96.9. 184 00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:24,931 Paulie, we should stop. 185 00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:27,434 - fuck are we? - virgin. 186 00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:32,772 You remember that place... 187 00:14:32,839 --> 00:14:34,941 The dive with the fuckin' massage beds? 188 00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:38,178 It was in culpepper, virginia. 189 00:14:38,244 --> 00:14:40,180 - the havenaire. - ah! 190 00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:43,583 We met those 16-ye-old hillbilly whores 191 00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:45,151 near the taxi stand. 192 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,087 Yeah. 193 00:14:47,153 --> 00:14:49,155 You want the old days, let's go there. 194 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:51,624 We'll get a room, bucket of ice from the machine, 195 00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:54,060 bottle of scotch, order up a couple steaks... 196 00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:56,363 Heh heh heh. Now you're fuckin' talkin'. 197 00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:09,709 Excuse me! This place, is it new? 198 00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:11,978 I think maybe, I don't know. 199 00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:14,347 There was a motel on this spot though, right? 200 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,850 - the havenaire? - I don't know. 201 00:15:18,985 --> 00:15:20,487 Fuckin' guy. 202 00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:27,160 Mr. Spears, you're all set. 203 00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:29,929 Two king rooms, one night, checking out tomorrow. 204 00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:32,899 From 6:00 to 10:00 we offer a complimentary buffet breakfast 205 00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:34,634 in the courtesy room off the lobby. 206 00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:36,236 Sign there, please. 207 00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:37,804 Can you have room service send up 208 00:15:37,871 --> 00:15:39,539 two fifths of glenlivet? 209 00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:41,541 I apologize, sir, we don't serve bottles. 210 00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,443 There is a minibar in the room however. 211 00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:46,579 - all right, a couple steaks then. - with baked potatoes. 212 00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:48,815 Wraps and salads only after 11:00. 213 00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:52,419 Buckingham's is still open though. 214 00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:54,154 You could get some nachos. 215 00:15:58,925 --> 00:16:00,827 Your dad, boy. 216 00:16:00,927 --> 00:16:02,962 Him and me made this trip a thousand times 217 00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:04,564 back in the '60s. 218 00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:07,100 He had a piece of that dog track, right? 219 00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:09,669 Among other things. 220 00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:12,005 This one time, my first trip ever, 221 00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:14,140 we're going through georgia. 222 00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:16,710 He's got a '59 eldorado with the fins. 223 00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:19,346 The biarritz, he used to let me steer. 224 00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:21,948 I'm like 20 at the time, I'm a kid. 225 00:16:25,051 --> 00:16:28,221 Neveanyway, I'm drivin', we get pulled over. 226 00:16:28,288 --> 00:16:30,890 State trooper with the hat, fuckin' sunglasses. 227 00:16:30,957 --> 00:16:33,526 I got no driver's license. 228 00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:35,195 Of course not. 229 00:16:35,261 --> 00:16:37,163 I'm shittin' a brick. 230 00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:39,199 This is the deep fuckin' south we're in, 231 00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:40,767 and we're italian. 232 00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:43,069 I turn to your dad... "what do I tell this prick?" 233 00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:46,039 "relax," he says. "tell him your cousin's on the job." 234 00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:47,974 he gives me a southern-sounding name. 235 00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:50,076 The guy comes over. 236 00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:52,712 "oh, my cousin's a state trooper too," I tell him. 237 00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:54,547 "maybe you know him." 238 00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:56,883 "what's his name?" "barney fife." pow! 239 00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:01,221 The prick gives me a shot, I don't know what the fuck hit me. 240 00:17:01,287 --> 00:17:03,356 Your dad's fuckin' pissing himself. 241 00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:05,725 I mean, I never watch tv. How the fuck do I know, right? 242 00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:09,462 - so what happened? - your dad had to "duke" the guy 100 fuckin' dollars. 243 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,664 Probably ath's salary in those days. 244 00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:15,735 You know, I remember you around that time. 245 00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:17,604 When I was bad, my dad used to threaten me 246 00:17:17,671 --> 00:17:19,739 he was gonna get uncle paulie to come get me. 247 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:24,310 Fuckin' johnny boy, eh? 248 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,681 He loved you, my friend. 249 00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:30,884 I remember the night you were born. 250 00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:32,986 Only time I ever saw him cry. 251 00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:35,188 Heh. 252 00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:37,290 It's funny, you know, I... 253 00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:40,794 Never knew where I stood with him. 254 00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:44,297 Like he didn't believe in me or something. 255 00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:47,100 Fucking kidding? He trusted you enough 256 00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:48,835 to give you the willie overall thing. 257 00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:52,739 - and you were what, 24? - 22 258 00:17:52,806 --> 00:17:54,641 so there you go then. 259 00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:05,318 I tell the guy, I said, "listen, 260 00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:06,886 I don't mind paying for the tailpipe, 261 00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:08,722 but that fuckin' muffler's still under warranty." 262 00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:11,791 - all set? - yeah. 263 00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:14,728 - nice talking to ya. - yeah, you too. 264 00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:17,163 Enjoy miami. 265 00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:21,301 What the fuck is wrong with you? 266 00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:24,204 - what? - you tell some fuckin' goober your life story? 267 00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:26,639 We're supposed to be laying low. 268 00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:30,844 I'm gonna grab some danish for the road. 269 00:18:52,098 --> 00:18:55,168 - you have shit on your pants, don. - please be patient with him. 270 00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:57,237 Yes, ma'am. 271 00:19:00,674 --> 00:19:02,575 Visiting day at the zoo. 272 00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:04,711 Don't feed the chedrools. 273 00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:09,349 - uh, ma. - how was church? 274 00:19:10,784 --> 00:19:12,285 It was fine. It was good. 275 00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:13,953 You remember mr. Soprano? 276 00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:16,690 Corrado, please. Hello, my dear. 277 00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:20,960 - how are you today? - I'd complain, but who'd listen? 278 00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:26,032 They have me on some new medication. It makes me salivate. 279 00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:31,805 I'll leave you two to visit. I have some letters to answer. 280 00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:35,141 - he's a good boy, this one. - thank you. 281 00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:39,913 I have this new medication they put me on. It makes me salivate. 282 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,968 How are you feeling? 283 00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:07,173 - fine. - maybe you can clear something up. 284 00:20:08,842 --> 00:20:12,479 Dr. Mandl says you've been acting aggressively toward other patients? 285 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,914 First of all, that is total fucking bullshit. 286 00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:18,084 - carter... - secondly, why don't you just lead off with that? 287 00:20:18,151 --> 00:20:19,753 What are you talking about? 288 00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:22,155 Instead of pretending to give a shit how I feel. 289 00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:26,159 Now, apparently, you are becoming bully. 290 00:20:27,961 --> 00:20:31,031 Dr. Mandl feels you're modeling your actions on the wrong people. 291 00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:35,368 - ally? Like who? - you know who. That gangster. 292 00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:38,772 You of all people should know not to believe what you read in the paper. 293 00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:40,874 All that crap they wrote about daddy. 294 00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:43,043 That was "the wall street journal." 295 00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:44,611 it was entirely different. 296 00:20:44,678 --> 00:20:46,880 It's never enough, is it? 297 00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:49,916 My whole time at m.I.t., you told me to get out and make friends. 298 00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:52,552 Now I finally do learn to assert myself a little, 299 00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:54,654 suddenly that's a negative. 300 00:21:00,994 --> 00:21:03,029 Checking in... Spears. 301 00:21:09,002 --> 00:21:12,138 - sil. - I'll get us settled in. 302 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,142 - hey. - it's not good. 303 00:21:16,242 --> 00:21:18,278 The feds found a body. 304 00:21:18,345 --> 00:21:21,281 Skeleton. They tentatively I.d.'d it as the guy. 305 00:21:21,348 --> 00:21:24,150 - ah, fuck. - try and relax, huh? 306 00:21:24,217 --> 00:21:26,319 How's paulie holding up? 307 00:21:26,386 --> 00:21:29,322 Jaws are holding up fine. He won't shut the fuck up. 308 00:21:29,389 --> 00:21:32,792 - that's too bad. - what the fuck's he gotta worry about anyway? 309 00:21:32,859 --> 00:21:36,262 Scenario like this, the feds ain't interested in him, believe me. 310 00:21:38,164 --> 00:21:40,800 Look, I love the guy, it's just... 311 00:21:40,834 --> 00:21:43,269 - you know how he is. - believe me, I hear you. 312 00:21:43,336 --> 00:21:45,271 What else? Let me think. 313 00:21:45,338 --> 00:21:46,639 Um... 314 00:21:46,673 --> 00:21:48,475 I looked in on carm and she's okay. 315 00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:50,710 All right, thanks. 316 00:21:50,777 --> 00:21:52,846 Call me if you hear anything. 317 00:21:54,681 --> 00:21:57,217 ...use your hat! 318 00:21:59,686 --> 00:22:02,188 - "and hope to hear from you soon." 319 00:22:02,255 --> 00:22:04,758 "sincerely... " no. 320 00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:06,960 "respectfully, corrado soprano." 321 00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:10,263 read it back. 322 00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:13,333 "dear vice president cheney, 323 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:17,070 as a powerful man all too familiar with accidental gunplay, 324 00:22:17,137 --> 00:22:20,440 I am writing in the hope that you will intervene in my case. 325 00:22:20,507 --> 00:22:23,543 Like yourself, I was involved in an unfortunate incident 326 00:22:23,610 --> 00:22:26,312 - when a gun I was handling misfired." 327 00:22:26,379 --> 00:22:28,948 - head up, yo. 328 00:22:29,015 --> 00:22:32,619 - I's you, I'd lay off the card games awhile. - fuck's the matter? 329 00:22:32,686 --> 00:22:35,388 The professor snitched you out to dr. Mandl. 330 00:22:38,825 --> 00:22:40,827 What do you do with those, jameel? 331 00:22:40,894 --> 00:22:43,563 Autographed pictures of the man who capped tony soprano? 332 00:22:43,630 --> 00:22:46,066 Shit, them motherfuckers go right on ebay. 333 00:22:47,801 --> 00:22:49,536 Come on now, sign. 334 00:22:49,602 --> 00:22:51,771 That was our deal. 335 00:22:52,906 --> 00:22:55,075 You wanna keep getting them sodas? 336 00:23:00,013 --> 00:23:01,414 Sick fuckin' world. 337 00:23:09,522 --> 00:23:11,191 - for you. - oh, wow. 338 00:23:11,257 --> 00:23:13,059 I got one for cristina and gia too. 339 00:23:13,126 --> 00:23:14,527 Thanks. 340 00:23:14,594 --> 00:23:17,030 Where's the dvd? 341 00:23:18,331 --> 00:23:20,200 That never occurred to me. 342 00:23:21,334 --> 00:23:23,370 I'll have sil fedex you one. 343 00:23:23,436 --> 00:23:26,206 - long as you're here. Salut'. 344 00:23:30,710 --> 00:23:32,879 Hey, listen, before the girls get here, 345 00:23:32,946 --> 00:23:36,116 remember that cuban guy I was telling you about? He knocks over trucks. 346 00:23:36,216 --> 00:23:38,518 Last load was american standard 347 00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:41,287 sinks, toilets, tubs... 348 00:23:41,354 --> 00:23:43,323 - no shit? - mmm. 349 00:23:43,390 --> 00:23:46,292 - all right, let's talk. - I'll give you his number, you call him. 350 00:23:46,359 --> 00:23:48,461 Now, check this out. 351 00:23:48,561 --> 00:23:52,132 You're not gonna believe what I found when we were moving into the new house. 352 00:23:57,437 --> 00:23:59,806 Holy fucking shit. 353 00:24:04,778 --> 00:24:07,714 Mickey pinto took that in 1963. 354 00:24:07,781 --> 00:24:09,582 Look at that hair. 355 00:24:09,649 --> 00:24:12,085 Handsome fuckin' guy, eh? 356 00:24:12,152 --> 00:24:14,154 That wristband, the leather thing, 357 00:24:14,220 --> 00:24:16,122 I remember getting one just like it, 358 00:24:16,156 --> 00:24:17,824 me and all my friends. 359 00:24:17,924 --> 00:24:19,759 Wanted to be a tough guy just like him. 360 00:24:22,529 --> 00:24:24,631 That big one, that's your uncle junior 361 00:24:24,698 --> 00:24:27,267 and your old man in front of satriale's. 362 00:24:32,072 --> 00:24:35,175 There he is. 363 00:24:35,241 --> 00:24:38,111 It's the biarritz. We were just talking about that. 364 00:24:39,713 --> 00:24:42,082 I tell you what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna have my daughter 365 00:24:42,148 --> 00:24:45,151 scan them into the computer so I can get a couple of copies for you. 366 00:24:48,388 --> 00:24:50,190 Oh, that's my wife. I gotta take this. 367 00:24:50,256 --> 00:24:52,025 No, stay, stay. It's all right, come on. 368 00:24:52,092 --> 00:24:54,961 Uh, I gotta empty my bag anyway. 369 00:24:55,028 --> 00:24:56,629 Hey, honey, sweetie, h? 370 00:24:57,897 --> 00:24:59,632 - gisays hi, guys. - hello, gia! 371 00:25:07,340 --> 00:25:09,376 He pisses in a bag now? 372 00:25:09,442 --> 00:25:11,411 Jesus christ,fuckin. 373 00:25:13,913 --> 00:25:17,684 Supporting them with a huge warehouse covering 28 acres! 374 00:25:17,717 --> 00:25:20,553 Stuffed to the rafters with over 3,000 products 375 00:25:20,653 --> 00:25:22,689 you can order at rock bottom prices 376 00:25:22,722 --> 00:25:25,492 and sell for profits of up to 300% and more. 377 00:25:25,558 --> 00:25:27,894 It's easy to wish for a better life... 378 00:25:31,898 --> 00:25:34,501 Just pick up the phone and call this toll-free number... ) 379 00:25:36,736 --> 00:25:39,005 - hello. - junior, it's pat. 380 00:25:39,072 --> 00:25:40,573 You put any thought to our plan? 381 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:42,742 What plan? 382 00:25:42,842 --> 00:25:44,844 The dentist, know, like we said 383 00:25:46,413 --> 00:25:48,415 - who is this? - it's pat! 384 00:25:48,481 --> 00:25:51,618 The dentis remember? You were gonna make an appointment. 385 00:25:51,685 --> 00:25:54,688 You sneak me off, 386 00:25:54,754 --> 00:25:58,525 - where would I lam it? - um... A safe house, I don't know. 387 00:26:01,628 --> 00:26:03,196 The time's not right. 388 00:26:04,798 --> 00:26:06,700 I'm being watched. Call back later. 389 00:26:06,766 --> 00:26:10,270 - 'cause I'm headed back to sarasota soon... 390 00:26:12,772 --> 00:26:15,342 ...free to get started. They give you plenty of ideas 391 00:26:15,408 --> 00:26:17,811 and support and the quality of the product 392 00:26:17,877 --> 00:26:20,280 is even better than what you see in the catalogs. 393 00:26:20,347 --> 00:26:22,682 I decided I wanted something where I was my own boss... 394 00:26:22,749 --> 00:26:26,419 Back in the day... '70s... Fuckin' '80s... 395 00:26:26,486 --> 00:26:29,422 You didn't make a move in north jersey 396 00:26:29,489 --> 00:26:31,257 without this one up your ass. 397 00:26:31,324 --> 00:26:33,660 I wasn't even born yet. 398 00:26:34,861 --> 00:26:38,198 Please. Wanna talk about stand-up guys? 399 00:26:40,734 --> 00:26:42,402 Sorry, beans. 400 00:26:44,104 --> 00:26:46,973 Hey, carlo, can we get some more champagne please? 401 00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:48,975 Hey, remember that yokel at the feast 402 00:26:49,042 --> 00:26:50,643 mouthing off to your cousin? 403 00:26:50,744 --> 00:26:53,446 This maniac threw a vat of hot oil 404 00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:55,648 right from the zeppole stand on this prick. 405 00:26:55,715 --> 00:26:57,484 Oh my god. 406 00:26:57,550 --> 00:26:59,819 Little powdered sugar, he would've been done. 407 00:27:01,421 --> 00:27:03,289 And ton', remember when we all rented 408 00:27:03,356 --> 00:27:04,991 that house down the shore? 409 00:27:05,058 --> 00:27:07,694 - with the bedbugs? - summer of '78. 410 00:27:07,761 --> 00:27:09,829 Carlo, silvio, frankie napoli... 411 00:27:09,896 --> 00:27:11,164 - place up the beach... - yeah. 412 00:27:11,231 --> 00:27:12,799 ...sonny spinz from the bronx rented it, 413 00:27:12,866 --> 00:27:14,200 that's where that hippy kid 414 00:27:14,267 --> 00:27:16,336 "mysteriously" drowned during that party. 415 00:27:21,508 --> 00:27:24,511 Hey ton', you okay? 416 00:27:24,577 --> 00:27:26,179 Yeah yeah. 417 00:27:26,246 --> 00:27:28,782 You sure, t? Yore being kinda quiet. 418 00:27:28,848 --> 00:27:31,117 That's 'cause... 419 00:27:31,184 --> 00:27:33,586 "remember when" is the lowest form of conversation. 420 00:27:52,572 --> 00:27:54,941 I told tommy deleo you're the boss now. 421 00:27:56,276 --> 00:27:58,978 This fucking deleo construction has always been a problem. 422 00:28:00,146 --> 00:28:03,083 Tell him I personally am upset. 423 00:28:06,086 --> 00:28:10,457 - nice gravy, huh? - yeah. 424 00:28:10,523 --> 00:28:12,959 Anyway, yo taste. 425 00:28:14,828 --> 00:28:16,930 How's patricia? You mind? 426 00:28:20,734 --> 00:28:23,136 Go ahead. 427 00:28:28,408 --> 00:28:32,012 Now I'll start by making a mountain fold on each corner. 428 00:28:32,078 --> 00:28:35,015 Folding the corners into the center of the paper... 429 00:28:35,081 --> 00:28:36,916 Touche, "captain blood." 430 00:28:41,755 --> 00:28:44,057 checkers, the thinking man's game. 431 00:28:44,124 --> 00:28:46,092 You looking for a smack in the fuckin' mouth? 432 00:28:46,159 --> 00:28:47,894 Corrado? 433 00:28:47,961 --> 00:28:49,429 Language, please. 434 00:28:54,601 --> 00:28:57,937 - what do you want? - if you'd move, perhaps I could reach the chess set. 435 00:28:58,038 --> 00:29:00,273 And if I don't, what the fuck are you gonna do then? 436 00:29:00,340 --> 00:29:03,043 - you don't intimidate me. - corrado! 437 00:29:06,012 --> 00:29:09,649 - you're lucky she's here, you little prick. - naturally. 438 00:29:09,716 --> 00:29:12,519 You're only toughwhen ty figure nearby 439 00:29:12,585 --> 00:29:16,089 so things don't go too far. Oh, how the mighty have f... 440 00:29:16,156 --> 00:29:17,624 Corrado! 441 00:29:21,628 --> 00:29:22,929 Get him! Get him! 442 00:29:22,996 --> 00:29:25,598 How do you like that, huh? 443 00:29:25,632 --> 00:29:27,867 Fuckin' smart guy! How do you like that! 444 00:29:27,934 --> 00:29:30,170 God, no! 445 00:29:31,404 --> 00:29:34,741 I'm gonna kill this prick. 446 00:29:37,043 --> 00:29:39,245 Would you describe mr. Soprano as the aggressor? 447 00:29:40,313 --> 00:29:42,082 Is he generally a troublemaker? 448 00:29:42,148 --> 00:29:44,150 Nah, he cool. 449 00:29:44,217 --> 00:29:46,820 You just gotta know how to talk to him is all. 450 00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:49,089 That's a lovely watch you're wearing. 451 00:29:49,155 --> 00:29:50,724 Is that vintage? 452 00:29:53,259 --> 00:29:56,329 Bulova, yeah. Flea market. 453 00:29:57,464 --> 00:29:59,666 Must have been quite expensive. 454 00:30:01,835 --> 00:30:05,005 Why am I the only caregiver being interrogated here? 455 00:30:05,105 --> 00:30:08,508 It wouldn't happen to be because of the color of my skin, now would it? 456 00:30:08,608 --> 00:30:11,077 Thank you for your cooperation. You can go. 457 00:30:21,521 --> 00:30:24,491 I'm gonna write a change order for soprano's meds. 458 00:30:24,524 --> 00:30:27,494 Yeah, I need a bridge loan. If ya could. 459 00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:30,463 - 200k. - done. 460 00:30:30,530 --> 00:30:32,866 What can il you? I've been fucking mush lately. 461 00:30:32,932 --> 00:30:34,601 It happens. 462 00:30:34,668 --> 00:30:36,503 I lost the 1:00 game by a field goal. 463 00:30:36,569 --> 00:30:39,039 It was a pick 'em. Then the 4:00 game, I'm chasing the money, 464 00:30:39,139 --> 00:30:40,840 I picked the 49ers minus two. 465 00:30:40,874 --> 00:30:43,843 Ah, fuck it, you don't want to hear this. 466 00:30:43,877 --> 00:30:46,212 It's been this way the last couple months though. 467 00:30:46,312 --> 00:30:48,715 - listen, this too shall pass. 468 00:30:48,782 --> 00:30:51,051 - thanks, tateleh. - any time. 469 00:30:51,117 --> 00:30:52,919 All right. 470 00:31:25,952 --> 00:31:28,021 Is this a nonsmoking room? 471 00:31:28,088 --> 00:31:29,989 Go ahead. 472 00:31:42,369 --> 00:31:44,804 Dinner was fun the other night. 473 00:31:44,871 --> 00:31:47,207 - yeah. - how do you know per? 474 00:31:47,273 --> 00:31:49,776 Who peter? 475 00:31:49,843 --> 00:31:51,644 Beansie? 476 00:31:54,314 --> 00:31:56,616 He's an old friend... 477 00:31:56,683 --> 00:31:58,251 From the neighborhood. 478 00:31:58,318 --> 00:32:01,154 So the other guy? The one with, um... 479 00:32:01,221 --> 00:32:03,256 White hair thingies? What's his name again? 480 00:32:03,323 --> 00:32:06,559 - paulie. - right. 481 00:32:06,626 --> 00:32:08,628 What is he, like, your best friend? 482 00:32:08,695 --> 00:32:11,698 - he say that? - I just figured. 483 00:32:11,765 --> 00:32:13,199 The way he was talking. 484 00:32:13,299 --> 00:32:16,503 Honestly, I thought heas your dad at first. 485 00:32:16,569 --> 00:32:19,172 There was a time when I wished he was. 486 00:32:21,675 --> 00:32:23,910 He... He used to work for my dad. 487 00:32:23,977 --> 00:32:25,679 I know, he told me. 488 00:32:44,230 --> 00:32:46,499 Corrado? Corro? 489 00:32:46,566 --> 00:32:49,102 - huh? - it's time for group. 490 00:32:52,205 --> 00:32:54,841 It's these new pills last couple of days. 491 00:32:54,908 --> 00:32:56,743 I got no pep. 492 00:32:56,810 --> 00:33:00,613 Oh, that'll change. There's a slight adjustment period. 493 00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:03,216 But I'm sleeping all the time now. I can't focus. 494 00:33:03,283 --> 00:33:05,618 Just givit some time, you'll feel a lot better 495 00:33:05,685 --> 00:33:07,520 and your memory will improve too. 496 00:33:14,728 --> 00:33:16,863 You know that's bullshit, right? 497 00:33:16,930 --> 00:33:19,933 They're trying to numb you out, 498 00:33:20,033 --> 00:33:22,736 'cause of what you did to the professor. 499 00:33:29,476 --> 00:33:31,945 Where the fuck is this guy? 500 00:33:32,012 --> 00:33:34,647 West on 84, beans said, right? 501 00:33:41,788 --> 00:33:43,123 There. 502 00:33:51,965 --> 00:33:54,668 What the fuck is this? 503 00:33:54,734 --> 00:33:56,670 Ho! Ho ho ho! God damn it. 504 00:34:01,141 --> 00:34:03,009 Who's ramon? 505 00:34:04,778 --> 00:34:06,579 Waiting long? 506 00:34:06,646 --> 00:34:08,982 So everybody come tonight except charo? 507 00:34:09,049 --> 00:34:11,751 All right, hold on, hold on, hold on. 508 00:34:11,851 --> 00:34:14,521 I'm tony, this is paulie. 509 00:34:14,587 --> 00:34:16,589 This is esteban and the rest of the guys. 510 00:34:18,591 --> 00:34:21,761 So our friend in the wheelchair tells us you get regular access to goods? 511 00:34:29,102 --> 00:34:30,537 Okay. 512 00:34:30,603 --> 00:34:33,139 I got a trailer full of power tools, 513 00:34:33,206 --> 00:34:35,041 coming in later on this month. 514 00:34:35,108 --> 00:34:37,977 Factory-sealed black and deckers and makitas. 515 00:34:38,044 --> 00:34:40,780 I can get r you 50¢ on the dollar. 516 00:34:40,847 --> 00:34:42,782 60 grand. 517 00:34:44,384 --> 00:34:47,053 Well, 55 would work but that includes shipping to jersey. 518 00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:48,788 We look like fucking u.p.s.? 519 00:34:48,855 --> 00:34:52,425 Look, you send the truck up north, we send it back-loaded. 520 00:34:52,492 --> 00:34:54,961 I got a line on air mattresses, pool toys, 521 00:34:55,061 --> 00:34:58,365 and I can round the load out with kerastase, 522 00:34:58,431 --> 00:35:01,801 it's a french shampoo... $20 a bottle retail. 523 00:35:01,901 --> 00:35:04,304 Now yoget 5% after sale, 524 00:35:04,371 --> 00:35:06,473 but that's gonna involve a little trust. 525 00:35:08,241 --> 00:35:10,243 'sta bien. 526 00:35:10,310 --> 00:35:12,412 All right. 527 00:35:12,479 --> 00:35:14,614 We're looking for a long-term relationship. 528 00:35:14,647 --> 00:35:16,883 - we'll be calling. - all right. 529 00:35:16,950 --> 00:35:18,485 You okay, tío? 530 00:35:32,732 --> 00:35:35,335 Corrado, how you doing today? 531 00:35:35,402 --> 00:35:37,804 I'm dying a slow death, that's how I'm doing. 532 00:35:37,871 --> 00:35:40,006 Just take your meds, yo. 533 00:35:40,073 --> 00:35:43,009 Real fucking nazi now, huh? 534 00:35:43,076 --> 00:35:44,744 Stop fucking pushing! 535 00:35:44,811 --> 00:35:46,246 Ah! I wasn't! 536 00:35:46,312 --> 00:35:48,682 yo, stop bumping dickheads out there! 537 00:36:10,337 --> 00:36:12,739 You should have seen him out there. 538 00:36:12,806 --> 00:36:14,708 The fuck can handle himself. 539 00:36:14,774 --> 00:36:17,911 He's got the gazzis of a 20-year-old. 540 00:36:17,977 --> 00:36:21,915 He's my friend, but, jesus, what a fucking chiacchierone. 541 00:36:21,981 --> 00:36:23,583 "yup-yup-yup- yup-yup-yup." 542 00:36:25,552 --> 00:36:28,588 heells me, "don't say nothing to nobody." he's got prostate. 543 00:36:28,655 --> 00:36:31,057 I say, "sure." he tells everybody. 544 00:36:31,124 --> 00:36:33,326 He was always like that. 545 00:36:33,426 --> 00:36:35,929 Nah, he was gary-fucking-cooper. 546 00:36:35,995 --> 00:36:37,297 You forget. 547 00:36:37,364 --> 00:36:40,767 One time, I fell asleep while he was on the phone. 548 00:36:40,834 --> 00:36:42,736 I wake up 20 minutes later, 549 00:36:42,802 --> 00:36:45,138 and he was still going. 550 00:36:51,711 --> 00:36:54,514 I gotta say... 551 00:36:55,849 --> 00:36:57,917 It concerns me. 552 00:36:58,018 --> 00:36:59,419 Lately. 553 00:36:59,486 --> 00:37:01,421 Nah. 554 00:37:01,488 --> 00:37:03,256 Come on, huh? 555 00:37:05,992 --> 00:37:09,095 Hey, people live alone, they get like that. It's sad. 556 00:37:11,364 --> 00:37:13,733 I'm leaving for my card game. 557 00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:15,101 Are you two okay? 558 00:37:15,201 --> 00:37:17,437 - dinner was great, hon. - any time, you know that. 559 00:37:17,504 --> 00:37:19,105 Thank you. 560 00:37:22,642 --> 00:37:24,878 That's a great girl you got there. 561 00:37:24,944 --> 00:37:26,546 The way she stood by you. 562 00:37:26,613 --> 00:37:28,848 Now you see, that's what paulie doesn't got. 563 00:37:28,915 --> 00:37:32,452 Now I'm speaking to your point. 564 00:37:32,552 --> 00:37:34,187 He's got no wife. 565 00:37:34,287 --> 00:37:35,922 He's got no kids. 566 00:37:35,989 --> 00:37:37,724 He's got no steady income stream neither. 567 00:37:39,292 --> 00:37:41,761 Which is coming to an end. Barone, 568 00:37:41,828 --> 00:37:45,098 I told him, if you can't show legit income, 569 00:37:45,165 --> 00:37:47,467 you're vulnerable to the feds. 570 00:37:48,902 --> 00:37:50,637 He don't do shit about it. 571 00:37:52,272 --> 00:37:54,841 I think you're worrying for nothing, tony. 572 00:37:56,943 --> 00:37:58,678 Things are going great. 573 00:37:58,745 --> 00:38:01,114 Finally. 574 00:38:01,181 --> 00:38:03,450 Maybe I'm just... 575 00:38:03,516 --> 00:38:05,618 Waiting for the other shoe to drop. 576 00:38:05,685 --> 00:38:07,487 All I know is, 577 00:38:07,587 --> 00:38:10,824 paulie gualtieri is a stand-up guy. 578 00:38:10,890 --> 00:38:13,159 Has he ever really been put the test? 579 00:38:19,666 --> 00:38:23,703 You know, he had this painting of me in his house. 580 00:38:23,770 --> 00:38:26,906 I was all dressed up like a fucking general. 581 00:38:28,541 --> 00:38:30,143 I heard out that. 582 00:38:30,176 --> 00:38:32,012 Yeah, it pissed me off. 583 00:38:32,078 --> 00:38:34,447 Thought it was a fucking joke. 584 00:38:37,150 --> 00:38:40,353 - but I don't think it was. - he loves you, ton'. 585 00:38:40,420 --> 00:38:42,188 You're all he's got. 586 00:38:42,288 --> 00:38:46,259 You, the guys and his image. 587 00:38:50,964 --> 00:38:53,366 I love him too. 588 00:38:53,466 --> 00:38:55,468 You always did. 589 00:39:27,867 --> 00:39:29,202 Hey, sil. 590 00:39:29,269 --> 00:39:30,737 I'm here with bobby. 591 00:39:30,804 --> 00:39:33,440 - he just got a call frojenna. - who? 592 00:39:33,506 --> 00:39:34,574 Karen's sister. 593 00:39:34,641 --> 00:39:36,943 Works in the courthouse. 594 00:39:37,010 --> 00:39:38,778 Oh, yeah yeah. 595 00:39:38,845 --> 00:39:40,246 And? 596 00:39:40,313 --> 00:39:43,483 - are you sitting down? - just fucking tell me. 597 00:39:43,583 --> 00:39:45,218 Jackie aprile. 598 00:39:45,285 --> 00:39:47,721 - what? - you heard me. 599 00:39:47,787 --> 00:39:50,423 Larry told them j.a. Was totally responsible 600 00:39:50,490 --> 00:39:53,193 for e death of a certain african-american person. 601 00:39:53,259 --> 00:39:56,396 - he covered your - congratulations, anthony! 602 00:39:56,463 --> 00:39:58,832 Yeah, well... 603 00:39:58,898 --> 00:40:00,500 You got to wonder what's next, huh? 604 00:40:00,567 --> 00:40:02,569 Yeah, but for tonight, huh? 605 00:40:02,635 --> 00:40:05,505 All right, thanks. 606 00:40:05,572 --> 00:40:07,207 Talk to you later. 607 00:40:35,201 --> 00:40:36,903 Ha-ha-ha! 608 00:40:43,143 --> 00:40:45,712 We're off the hook on this willie overall thing. 609 00:40:45,779 --> 00:40:48,481 Oh! Thank god! That's fucking beautiful. 610 00:40:48,548 --> 00:40:50,417 Yeah. 611 00:40:55,789 --> 00:40:57,624 Know what we ought to do? 612 00:40:57,691 --> 00:41:00,660 We ought to treat ourselves before we leave. 613 00:41:00,727 --> 00:41:03,830 I was thinking maybe we'd do some sport fishing. 614 00:41:03,897 --> 00:41:05,432 You serious? 615 00:41:05,498 --> 00:41:06,733 Yeah? What are you kidding, 616 00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:08,635 the fucking marlin they got out here? 617 00:41:08,702 --> 00:41:10,737 We'll rent a boat. 618 00:41:12,939 --> 00:41:15,375 Yeah. Sure. 619 00:41:17,844 --> 00:41:21,348 "what's that got to do with chien farming?" he asks. 620 00:41:21,414 --> 00:41:25,352 The whore says, "last year, I raised over 5,000 cocks." 621 00:41:27,921 --> 00:41:30,290 - where you going? - the head. I gotta piss. 622 00:41:30,357 --> 00:41:33,626 - one more? - yeah. One more. 623 00:41:35,161 --> 00:41:37,197 Two fags decide they want a baby. 624 00:41:37,263 --> 00:41:39,366 So they jack off in a cup, 625 00:41:39,432 --> 00:41:42,102 use the sperm to get a lady friend of theirs pregnant. 626 00:41:42,168 --> 00:41:44,371 Nine months later, they go to the hospital. 627 00:41:44,471 --> 00:41:46,606 They see all the babies in the nursery. 628 00:41:46,673 --> 00:41:48,942 "look," they say. "our baby's the sweetest one. 629 00:41:49,009 --> 00:41:51,544 He's not even crying at all." 630 00:41:51,611 --> 00:41:55,015 ah... God damn it, what t fuck is it? 631 00:41:55,048 --> 00:41:56,883 "now he's not crying," the nurse says. 632 00:41:56,950 --> 00:41:59,652 "just wait till we take the pacifier out of his ass." 633 00:41:59,719 --> 00:42:01,654 right, yeah. 634 00:42:06,493 --> 00:42:09,396 Oh, fuck me! 635 00:42:10,797 --> 00:42:13,366 Accident! Accident! 636 00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:16,903 God fucking damn it! 637 00:42:17,003 --> 00:42:18,905 Corrado, what happened? 638 00:42:18,972 --> 00:42:21,474 Oh, jesus christ on the cross. 639 00:42:21,541 --> 00:42:23,076 It's all right. 640 00:42:23,143 --> 00:42:24,844 Come on. 641 00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:30,250 I'm an old man. It was an accident, for christ's sake. 642 00:42:30,316 --> 00:42:33,586 You're on ditropan specifically to avoid incontinence. 643 00:42:33,653 --> 00:42:37,524 Not to mention celexa, which should be curtailing your aggressiveness. 644 00:42:37,590 --> 00:42:39,426 I'm taking my medication. 645 00:42:39,492 --> 00:42:41,361 Ask hormel, you don't believe me. 646 00:42:41,428 --> 00:42:43,697 Jameel. He's been let go. 647 00:42:43,763 --> 00:42:45,432 Mr. Soprano, there's a mutual trust 648 00:42:45,532 --> 00:42:48,735 among the staff and our patients regarding treatment. 649 00:42:48,802 --> 00:42:51,004 That means you have a choice... 650 00:42:51,071 --> 00:42:52,772 You can either wear depends 651 00:42:52,839 --> 00:42:55,108 while you await transfer to another facility, 652 00:42:55,208 --> 00:42:57,610 or you can take your medication as prescribed. 653 00:43:06,052 --> 00:43:09,055 Here, corrado. Time for your medicine. 654 00:43:13,793 --> 00:43:15,729 Where the fuck is my ipod? 655 00:43:15,795 --> 00:43:17,831 Every day it's your ipod, carter. 656 00:43:17,897 --> 00:43:19,566 Just stop causing a commotion! 657 00:43:36,649 --> 00:43:38,318 What'd you do that for? 658 00:43:38,418 --> 00:43:40,153 I should piss myself again? 659 00:43:40,253 --> 00:43:42,088 But I did the thing. 660 00:43:42,155 --> 00:43:44,491 They're muscling me, what do you want me to tell you? 661 00:43:44,557 --> 00:43:47,327 I could have gotten in trouble. 662 00:43:47,394 --> 00:43:48,928 You don't even give a shit. 663 00:43:54,234 --> 00:43:56,136 Let's get a card game together. 664 00:43:56,202 --> 00:43:58,038 - they fired hormel. - jameel? 665 00:43:58,104 --> 00:43:59,673 Fuck him! You got me. 666 00:43:59,739 --> 00:44:02,876 Maybe tomorrow, kid. Don't know. I'm tired. 667 00:44:23,797 --> 00:44:26,566 Old ironsides! 668 00:44:28,034 --> 00:44:30,770 Ho! You're supposed to say "who, beansie?" 669 00:44:30,837 --> 00:44:32,872 yeah. 670 00:45:35,702 --> 00:45:38,071 Where you been? 671 00:45:38,138 --> 00:45:40,273 You didn't come to lunch. 672 00:45:43,009 --> 00:45:44,511 I brought you these... 673 00:45:44,577 --> 00:45:47,814 From keith. He owed me money. 674 00:45:47,881 --> 00:45:50,216 "hootie and the blowfish." 675 00:45:51,751 --> 00:45:53,319 thanks. 676 00:45:56,289 --> 00:45:58,825 That was a nice lett you wrote to cheney. 677 00:45:58,892 --> 00:46:00,794 But he don't read 'em himself, 678 00:46:00,860 --> 00:46:03,229 they got computers that do it. 679 00:46:03,296 --> 00:46:05,832 I asked lynch, the professor. 680 00:46:05,899 --> 00:46:08,234 What are you talking to him for? 681 00:46:08,301 --> 00:46:11,237 He says we'll have a better chance if we write him at his outfit... 682 00:46:11,304 --> 00:46:12,739 Halliburton. 683 00:46:14,307 --> 00:46:16,976 My father owned umman ock. 684 00:46:20,780 --> 00:46:24,150 My grandpa said my dad lackedharacter. 685 00:46:26,886 --> 00:46:29,055 Grandpa was a lion. 686 00:46:30,657 --> 00:46:33,593 You're very smart, anthony. 687 00:46:35,662 --> 00:46:37,931 I'm sure you're very good with spelling too. 688 00:47:24,144 --> 00:47:26,546 Rigatoni a la paulie. He-he! 689 00:47:26,646 --> 00:47:30,216 But since you're eating it, maybe it should be "rigatoni a la tony"? 690 00:47:30,283 --> 00:47:31,685 Heh heh. 691 00:47:31,718 --> 00:47:33,720 Ah! 692 00:47:33,820 --> 00:47:35,221 Oh, madonn'! 693 00:47:40,627 --> 00:47:42,162 What? You're not hungry? 694 00:47:42,228 --> 00:47:44,664 My fucking stomach. 695 00:47:51,738 --> 00:47:53,907 You know, when you went down below, 696 00:47:54,007 --> 00:47:56,009 I thought I saw a whale. 697 00:47:56,076 --> 00:47:58,411 - no shit. - it made me think of ginny sack. 698 00:48:05,318 --> 00:48:08,288 That joke ralph made about her, that was some funny shit, 699 00:48:08,355 --> 00:48:09,989 no matter what john said. 700 00:48:10,090 --> 00:48:12,459 You got to have a sense of humor, right? 701 00:48:12,525 --> 00:48:14,761 Yeah. 702 00:48:19,733 --> 00:48:22,569 I heard she took an office job. 703 00:48:22,602 --> 00:48:26,373 - chubb insurance. - heh heh! 704 00:48:30,944 --> 00:48:33,480 It was you told him, right? 705 00:48:33,546 --> 00:48:34,814 I mean, it's no big deal. 706 00:48:34,881 --> 00:48:36,649 I could hardly resist. 707 00:48:36,716 --> 00:48:38,718 Grapevine, ton'. I don't know. 708 00:48:38,785 --> 00:48:40,787 Yeah. 709 00:48:40,854 --> 00:48:43,556 He was a funny prick, that ralph. 710 00:48:43,623 --> 00:48:46,459 His "gladiator" fixation, 711 00:48:46,526 --> 00:48:49,162 the time he hit georgie in the eye with the chain. 712 00:48:49,229 --> 00:48:51,164 Heh heh heh! 713 00:48:51,231 --> 00:48:55,301 I'd have loved to have seen john's face when he heard that crack. 714 00:48:55,368 --> 00:48:58,838 Always fucking holier-than-thou 'cause he didn't fuck other women. 715 00:49:00,774 --> 00:49:03,143 Mr. Broomstick-up- his-ass. 716 00:49:03,209 --> 00:49:05,245 Heh heh heh. 717 00:49:05,311 --> 00:49:07,814 You know, 718 00:49:07,881 --> 00:49:11,985 no offense, but... You ever had yourself checked for tourette's? 719 00:49:12,052 --> 00:49:13,987 What? 720 00:49:14,054 --> 00:49:15,321 Tourette's syndrome... 721 00:49:15,388 --> 00:49:16,823 Seriously. 722 00:49:16,890 --> 00:49:19,826 "heh heh." it's like you got a tick or something. 723 00:49:19,893 --> 00:49:23,430 I dunno. It's like some people grind their teeth. 724 00:49:23,496 --> 00:49:26,066 When I'm nervous... Tense or something. 725 00:49:34,808 --> 00:49:37,610 Come on, you told john about that joke, right? 726 00:49:47,420 --> 00:49:50,023 - it wasn't me, ton'. - no? 727 00:49:50,123 --> 00:49:52,292 That's right. 728 00:50:01,868 --> 00:50:03,903 You want a drink? 729 00:50:03,970 --> 00:50:06,439 All right, stewarts. 730 00:50:42,842 --> 00:50:44,344 - think fast! - jesus! Ton'! 731 00:50:44,411 --> 00:50:46,846 Fuck, that hurt. 732 00:52:12,866 --> 00:52:15,769 What does it take to get something to eat? 733 00:52:34,621 --> 00:52:36,222 When my time comes, 734 00:52:36,289 --> 00:52:39,893 tell me, will I stand up? 735 00:53:02,115 --> 00:53:03,550 Who was at the door? 736 00:53:03,616 --> 00:53:06,619 "williams-sonoma. From paulie. 737 00:53:06,686 --> 00:53:11,324 The elektra semiautomatic chrome espresso machine." 738 00:53:11,391 --> 00:53:13,326 4a>od2- so? - my god, tony. 739 00:53:13,393 --> 00:53:15,528 This is, like, $2,000. 740 00:53:15,595 --> 00:53:17,731 I mean, what is wrong with that man? 741 00:53:17,797 --> 00:53:20,633 What's wrong with him? Nothing. 742 00:53:20,700 --> 00:53:23,403 It's guys like him that allows our whole lifestyle here. 743 00:53:34,914 --> 00:53:37,050 Take me over to jeanette's house. 744 00:53:47,494 --> 00:53:49,029 Ah! 745 00:54:14,587 --> 00:54:17,624 In an apparent escalation of a mafia power struggle... 746 00:54:17,724 --> 00:54:19,793 What year? Let me see, 747 00:54:19,859 --> 00:54:22,595 '72, '73, back in the feech lamanna days. 748 00:54:22,662 --> 00:54:26,066 I'm on a roll. I mean, I haven't lost a bet in fucking months. 749 00:54:26,132 --> 00:54:28,435 ...after a brazen ambush by... 750 00:54:28,468 --> 00:54:30,003 Hey, ton', you see this shit? 751 00:54:30,070 --> 00:54:31,805 Skip. 752 00:54:31,905 --> 00:54:33,373 Hey. 753 00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:36,476 Looks like phil's the main guinea over there now, huh? 754 00:54:36,543 --> 00:54:38,244 Anyway, we're at maxwell's plum, 755 00:54:38,311 --> 00:54:40,647 the saturday night before the game. 756 00:54:40,714 --> 00:54:43,750 Who walks in but fucking namath? 757 00:54:43,817 --> 00:54:46,920 Three sheets to the wind, fuckin' staggering like aailor. 758 00:54:46,986 --> 00:54:49,656 So I know the game is going into the toilet. 759 00:54:49,723 --> 00:54:51,157 I said to my brother jerry... 760 00:54:51,224 --> 00:54:52,759 He was just a kid at the time... 761 00:54:52,826 --> 00:54:55,795 "take this money down to old caruso on the corner 762 00:54:55,862 --> 00:54:57,964 and put it all against the jets." 763 00:54:58,031 --> 00:55:01,801 my brother was just recovering from rheumatic fever...