1 00:02:39,125 --> 00:02:40,592 Motherfucker! 2 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:54,966 l just got rid of the last. 3 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:56,475 Thank fuckin' Christ. 4 00:02:56,509 --> 00:02:58,204 l drove up to Connecticut. 5 00:02:58,244 --> 00:03:00,542 Good. The rump roast went in down the shore. 6 00:03:00,580 --> 00:03:03,276 So the barbecue over in Sheepshead Bay-- that still a go? 7 00:03:03,316 --> 00:03:06,285 You know l'm not really sure where the big guy left that. 8 00:03:24,704 --> 00:03:28,504 This way, sweetheart. There's something l need to get straight between us. 9 00:03:31,611 --> 00:03:34,478 Seriously, you look beautiful tonight. 10 00:03:58,838 --> 00:04:00,328 Yeah. 11 00:04:00,373 --> 00:04:02,773 lt's done. Listen. 12 00:04:04,310 --> 00:04:07,643 Gee, sounds like a real weenie roast. 13 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:10,376 Hey, your friend the Shah was walkin' in when it happened. 14 00:04:10,416 --> 00:04:13,385 Him and some skifusa got blown back on their keisters. 15 00:04:16,055 --> 00:04:19,513 ...and last, transfer of the deed to Jamba Juice. 16 00:04:22,762 --> 00:04:25,287 - Thank you. - Thanks. 17 00:04:28,768 --> 00:04:31,100 l'll meet you out front. 18 00:04:33,606 --> 00:04:36,097 Listen, l just wanted to apologize. 19 00:04:36,142 --> 00:04:38,736 That night... 20 00:04:38,778 --> 00:04:41,269 it's just l make it a policy not to mix business-- 21 00:04:41,314 --> 00:04:43,339 No apology necessary, seriously. 22 00:04:43,383 --> 00:04:46,352 Good, 'cause the truth is l haven't been able to forget about you 23 00:04:46,386 --> 00:04:49,878 and it ain't like l haven't been tryin'. 24 00:04:49,922 --> 00:04:54,325 So, you free for dinner? Maybe? 25 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:56,487 Thanks, but l think l'll pass. 26 00:04:56,529 --> 00:04:58,554 Congratulations on the sale, though. 27 00:05:03,703 --> 00:05:06,934 ''Morning Sunshine,'' Benjamin Moore. 28 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:10,033 And we can do the borders with the Disney characters. 29 00:05:11,644 --> 00:05:13,976 Makes me nervous, this stuff. 30 00:05:14,013 --> 00:05:16,607 We should wait to decorate till after the baby's born. 31 00:05:16,649 --> 00:05:19,709 Again with the superstitions? 32 00:05:19,752 --> 00:05:22,880 Remember the penguin movie, how you cried? 33 00:05:22,922 --> 00:05:24,412 You sit on an egg for months, 34 00:05:24,457 --> 00:05:27,324 one little thing goes wrong, you're left with nothing. 35 00:05:29,295 --> 00:05:31,991 Honey, l'm not Adrianna. 36 00:05:32,031 --> 00:05:35,262 l'm healthy. Our baby's healthy. 37 00:05:35,301 --> 00:05:37,997 Stop worrying and enjoy this time, okay? 38 00:05:38,037 --> 00:05:41,165 l am. Let's just stop countin' the chickens. 39 00:05:41,207 --> 00:05:44,768 Any anesthesiologist, dial 5248. 40 00:06:00,393 --> 00:06:02,725 Workin' man get off okay? 41 00:06:02,762 --> 00:06:04,593 He was gone by the time l got up. 42 00:06:04,630 --> 00:06:07,793 Used to be he wasn't home by the time you got up. 43 00:06:12,105 --> 00:06:14,164 What's the matter? 44 00:06:15,508 --> 00:06:19,103 Liz La Cerva tried to commit suicide. Pills. 45 00:06:19,145 --> 00:06:21,272 What'd she do that for? 46 00:06:21,314 --> 00:06:24,408 Apparently she got a letter for Ade from the Salvation Army. 47 00:06:24,450 --> 00:06:27,078 - Ade's homeless? - She made a donation every year 48 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:29,020 to feed the homeless on Thanksgiving. 49 00:06:29,055 --> 00:06:31,717 The letter set Liz off, evidently. 50 00:06:31,758 --> 00:06:34,852 Look l gotta say l commiserate with the woman, but-- 51 00:06:34,894 --> 00:06:36,589 She thinks her daughter is dead. 52 00:06:36,629 --> 00:06:40,861 l told you l had another dream about Ade in Paris. 53 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:44,199 A French policeman told me she was dead and l had to tell her. 54 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:46,102 l know, Carm. Pepe Le Pew-- 55 00:06:46,139 --> 00:06:48,437 Doesn't change the fact that Adrianna is missing. 56 00:06:48,474 --> 00:06:51,068 lt also doesn't change the fact that her mother's a bitter lush 57 00:06:51,110 --> 00:06:53,078 - who can't accept reality. - What reality? 58 00:06:53,112 --> 00:06:56,548 That her daughter couldn't stand her so she moved away. 59 00:06:56,582 --> 00:06:58,413 That's what you say to me two weeks 60 00:06:58,451 --> 00:07:00,749 after our own daughter moves away to California. 61 00:07:00,787 --> 00:07:04,553 Oh come on, will you stop? lt's a different situation entirely. 62 00:07:04,590 --> 00:07:07,616 l'm sorry, l'm sorry. lt's just... 63 00:07:07,660 --> 00:07:09,218 it's just everything all at once. 64 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:10,991 What everything? 65 00:07:11,030 --> 00:07:14,727 The holidays are coming and my spec house has gone to shit. 66 00:07:14,767 --> 00:07:16,962 Well, AJ's got a job. He's doing better. 67 00:07:18,738 --> 00:07:20,501 You raised two gorgeous kids. 68 00:07:20,540 --> 00:07:22,098 You got a husband that loves you. 69 00:07:22,141 --> 00:07:24,166 You made us a beautiful home. 70 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:28,278 Doesn't that count for something? 71 00:07:30,817 --> 00:07:33,843 Come on. 72 00:07:36,489 --> 00:07:39,117 Not exactly a Thanksgiving Day classic here, Ed... 73 00:07:40,893 --> 00:07:42,884 The fuck? Come on, cut it out. 74 00:07:42,929 --> 00:07:45,557 He's already talkin' like a real construction worker. 75 00:07:45,598 --> 00:07:48,624 Yeah, funny. See how you like working out in the cold. 76 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:52,938 Go check on the bird. 77 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:55,338 Bring back some onion dip too. 78 00:08:02,815 --> 00:08:06,512 So how's your bird these days? 79 00:08:06,552 --> 00:08:08,247 What the fuck are you talkin' about? 80 00:08:08,287 --> 00:08:12,053 Come on, clandestine phone calls-- 81 00:08:12,091 --> 00:08:13,786 l know you got a new goomar. 82 00:08:13,826 --> 00:08:16,556 - What can l say, huh? - With a pregnant wife at home. 83 00:08:16,596 --> 00:08:18,223 Your timing is fuckin' priceless. 84 00:08:18,264 --> 00:08:21,199 Playground's closed. A man has his needs. 85 00:08:21,234 --> 00:08:23,361 Good point. When Carmela had her spec house, 86 00:08:23,402 --> 00:08:25,870 l can't tell you how many nights l had to fend for myself 87 00:08:25,905 --> 00:08:27,736 while she was out lookin' at bathroom fixtures. 88 00:08:27,773 --> 00:08:30,367 So this new one-- how come you don't bring her around? 89 00:08:30,409 --> 00:08:33,572 Honestly l would but... 90 00:08:33,613 --> 00:08:36,081 between us, she's black. 91 00:08:36,115 --> 00:08:38,242 - Oh! - You're bangin' a shine? 92 00:08:38,284 --> 00:08:41,219 She's hot too. Classy. 93 00:08:41,254 --> 00:08:42,881 Not that it would matter to Paulie. 94 00:08:42,922 --> 00:08:45,015 l'd still have to listen to all his racial bullshit. 95 00:08:45,057 --> 00:08:48,458 Yeah. She would feel it too. 96 00:08:59,639 --> 00:09:02,301 Hey, Uncle Paulie. 97 00:09:07,113 --> 00:09:09,411 The fuck you doin'? 98 00:09:15,054 --> 00:09:18,387 There's my girl. Come here. Gimme that cheek. 99 00:09:19,992 --> 00:09:22,187 l got your check. 100 00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:24,662 She a doll or what? Blanca. 101 00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:28,462 Hi. l'm Anthony. 102 00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:31,299 Yeah. l just did your paperwork. 103 00:09:31,337 --> 00:09:35,000 - You live in Jersey? - Hello. 104 00:09:35,041 --> 00:09:36,872 My urologist. l gotta take this. 105 00:09:36,909 --> 00:09:38,433 Soprano! 106 00:10:14,981 --> 00:10:18,508 l would've cleaned up if you gave me a minute. 107 00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:20,246 You started it. 108 00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:30,290 Seriously, l'm sorry it's such a pigsty. 109 00:10:31,697 --> 00:10:35,258 l just work a lot and l'm a pig. 110 00:10:36,569 --> 00:10:38,196 Gonna get a tree in here? 111 00:10:38,237 --> 00:10:41,070 l come from Hanukkah people, but it doesn't do a lot for me. 112 00:10:43,175 --> 00:10:45,643 So Christmas Eve's just another day to you? 113 00:10:45,678 --> 00:10:48,340 Actually, we usually go to some incredibly shitty movie. 114 00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:49,848 There's nothin' else to choose from. 115 00:10:49,882 --> 00:10:51,645 Makes me worried about my project. 116 00:10:51,684 --> 00:10:55,586 - You ruined my dress. - Save it. 117 00:10:55,621 --> 00:10:57,851 Like Monica Lewinsky. 118 00:10:57,890 --> 00:11:00,518 Show your friends how hard you made me come. 119 00:11:00,559 --> 00:11:02,618 Mmm. 120 00:11:08,367 --> 00:11:09,834 What are we doing here, huh? 121 00:11:09,869 --> 00:11:13,134 l don't know. 122 00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:15,470 Can't stop thinkin' about fucking you all the time. 123 00:11:22,581 --> 00:11:26,642 How can you even like a person who sleeps with a married guy? 124 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,483 Can we not talk about it? 125 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:31,422 l rushed in with her. l thought l wanted it. 126 00:11:31,457 --> 00:11:33,584 You do. 127 00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:36,390 And you're not giving it a chance. 128 00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:38,397 You'll see eventually you'll want kids. 129 00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:40,661 lt'll be good. 130 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:43,533 l don't want a family with her. 131 00:11:43,569 --> 00:11:45,264 She's got no idea who l am. 132 00:11:47,940 --> 00:11:50,238 She ''doesn't understand you''? 133 00:12:01,987 --> 00:12:04,478 As we know, Phil asked me to arrange this meeting 134 00:12:04,523 --> 00:12:05,990 after the fire in his wire room. 135 00:12:06,025 --> 00:12:08,721 Correction. You asked me to fuckin' attend. 136 00:12:08,761 --> 00:12:11,559 - l agreed. - Fair enough. 137 00:12:11,597 --> 00:12:13,360 Now l won't call it a sit-down because 138 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:16,027 of the inclement negative implications. 139 00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:19,595 Let's think of it as... a meeting of minds. 140 00:12:19,638 --> 00:12:22,300 Now for whatever reason, certain incidents 141 00:12:22,341 --> 00:12:26,710 have expired lately that in addition to being dangerous 142 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:29,647 could have an adverse impact on our respective bottom lines. 143 00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:33,812 l know Vito's bottom was impacted if that's what you're referring to. 144 00:12:33,853 --> 00:12:35,753 Call him what you will, but you're talkin' about one of my captains. 145 00:12:35,788 --> 00:12:38,882 Captain? The Good Ship Lollipop, right? 146 00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:40,983 - Phil, please. - Please, my ass. 147 00:12:41,026 --> 00:12:42,891 The man was a fuckin' disgrace. 148 00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:44,589 Well, before he came out of the closet 149 00:12:44,630 --> 00:12:46,359 he worked for me. 150 00:12:46,398 --> 00:12:47,831 And he put a lot of money in my pocket. 151 00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:49,164 And yours too. 152 00:12:49,201 --> 00:12:51,931 Talk about earners? How about Fat Dom Gamiello? 153 00:12:53,839 --> 00:12:55,306 - What about him? - He's MlA. 154 00:12:55,341 --> 00:12:57,639 A lot of people are concerned for his well-being. 155 00:12:57,676 --> 00:12:59,576 So what the fuck would l know about that? 156 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:02,775 Well as coincidence would have it, he was last seen in New Jersey. 157 00:13:02,815 --> 00:13:05,477 So was the Hindenburg. Maybe you wanna look into that too. 158 00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:07,315 Tony, please. Phil. 159 00:13:07,353 --> 00:13:09,651 We're getting off point. 160 00:13:09,688 --> 00:13:12,282 l grew up in this, guys. 161 00:13:12,324 --> 00:13:14,485 And l just lost my friend, Rusty, 162 00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:18,327 and for reasons l will discern in time, believe me. 163 00:13:18,364 --> 00:13:21,856 lf there's one thing my father taught me it's this-- 164 00:13:21,901 --> 00:13:25,462 a pint of blood costs more than a gallon of gold. 165 00:13:27,506 --> 00:13:29,974 My business, all of our businesses-- 166 00:13:30,009 --> 00:13:32,307 this infighting's costing money. 167 00:13:32,344 --> 00:13:34,278 l'm willing to move forward, 168 00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:37,771 let the past be bygones. 169 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,183 - Fine with me. - A wise decision 170 00:13:40,219 --> 00:13:41,811 on both your parts. 171 00:13:41,854 --> 00:13:43,412 Now what l'd love to see is a truce. 172 00:13:43,455 --> 00:13:45,480 Wipe the slate clean. 173 00:13:45,524 --> 00:13:50,325 The no-shows, the wire room, Vito-- put it all behind us. 174 00:13:50,362 --> 00:13:51,852 Yeah. 175 00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:55,133 Your brother Billy, whatever happened there-- 176 00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:57,067 - All right then. - ''Whatever happened there?'' 177 00:13:57,102 --> 00:13:59,229 - The shooting. - ''Whatever happened there?'' 178 00:13:59,271 --> 00:14:02,263 - God rest his soul, huh? - l'll tell you what fuckin' happened. 179 00:14:02,308 --> 00:14:03,741 This piece of shit's cousin 180 00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:05,300 - put six bullets in the kid... - Calm down, Phil. 181 00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:07,574 ...without any provocation whatsoever! 182 00:14:07,613 --> 00:14:09,513 - My cousin's dead. - Fuck you! 183 00:14:09,548 --> 00:14:11,812 Phil, we were making headway here. l didn't mean to say-- 184 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,547 Fuck what you meant, cocksucker! 185 00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:16,248 Come on. 186 00:14:21,327 --> 00:14:23,261 Jesus Christ, Carmine. What the fuck? 187 00:14:23,295 --> 00:14:25,786 Why would you possibly bring that up? 188 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:31,397 He's holdin' the board, looking the other way. 189 00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:33,405 So the nail gun goes off, bam! 190 00:14:33,439 --> 00:14:35,031 Right through the dude's cheek. 191 00:14:35,074 --> 00:14:38,237 Oh, fuck. 192 00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:14,275 - Passaic. - What? 193 00:15:14,313 --> 00:15:16,713 Where l live. You asked me. 194 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,580 Right. 195 00:15:18,617 --> 00:15:22,951 Why you ask me that? You gonna come over, take me on a date? 196 00:15:22,988 --> 00:15:25,149 Yeah, absolutely. 197 00:15:25,190 --> 00:15:28,216 l got a son, Hector. 198 00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,727 He's three. 199 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:32,128 Ah, that's cool. 200 00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:44,573 You're gonna call me, right? 201 00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:49,179 Hey-- there's only six numbers. 202 00:15:49,214 --> 00:15:51,079 l left the last one off. 203 00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:54,210 You wanna find me, you're gonna have to work for it. 204 00:16:01,427 --> 00:16:03,327 You have an emergency call on two. 205 00:16:03,362 --> 00:16:06,263 Oh my God. Pop? 206 00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:08,562 Guess who. 207 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:11,194 - That's not funny. - Had to get your attention. 208 00:16:11,236 --> 00:16:13,704 Well you had my attention. Now you're wasting my time. l have to go. 209 00:16:13,739 --> 00:16:17,140 Hold on. You got a warehouse listed on Panama 210 00:16:17,176 --> 00:16:20,441 that used to be a uniform supply. What's the asking? 211 00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:22,970 Three and a quarter. Can l go now? 212 00:16:23,015 --> 00:16:25,279 l was driving by. l thought it had some potential. 213 00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:27,148 But it's really 9,400 square feet 214 00:16:27,186 --> 00:16:29,916 of leaky tarpaper roofs and clotted galvanized plumbing 215 00:16:29,955 --> 00:16:31,479 and no foot traffic to speak of. 216 00:16:31,523 --> 00:16:33,684 Ease up on the hard sell there. 217 00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:35,318 l'm thinking-- 218 00:16:35,361 --> 00:16:37,989 you get the seller to knock something meaningful off the asking, 219 00:16:38,030 --> 00:16:40,191 l fix it, you flip it. 220 00:16:42,101 --> 00:16:45,366 Look, whatever happened, we did make some money together, right? 221 00:16:47,306 --> 00:16:50,207 - You serious about this? - Oh, you never do shit like that? 222 00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:53,334 l'll get back to you. 223 00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:03,520 l was up for anything. 224 00:17:03,555 --> 00:17:05,216 He signed the escrow papers 225 00:17:05,257 --> 00:17:07,725 and l'm not sure what happened 226 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:10,695 but he... left. 227 00:17:10,729 --> 00:17:13,391 lt was so fucking humiliating... 228 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:18,765 and l was so worked up. l just needed to smooth it out. 229 00:17:18,804 --> 00:17:21,136 So there's the Cristal. 230 00:17:23,909 --> 00:17:26,969 l mean it could've been worse, given my history. 231 00:17:27,012 --> 00:17:29,071 lt could've been junk. 232 00:17:29,114 --> 00:17:31,776 Julie, right? 233 00:17:31,817 --> 00:17:34,911 - Julianna. - Christopher. 234 00:17:34,953 --> 00:17:36,853 l liked your share in there, seriously. 235 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:39,915 l'm glad... or sorry l guess. 236 00:17:39,958 --> 00:17:42,722 Got a similar situation with my job. 237 00:17:42,761 --> 00:17:45,229 l really get that rush when it's working. 238 00:17:45,264 --> 00:17:47,892 l don't think l've ever heard you share in there. 239 00:17:47,933 --> 00:17:49,525 Not a judgment, by the way. 240 00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:51,661 You learn as much from others. 241 00:17:51,703 --> 00:17:53,933 l split my time at NA too. 242 00:17:53,972 --> 00:17:55,769 Junk's another thing, huh? 243 00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:58,777 Tell me about it. 244 00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:03,111 - You look familiar. - Pork store there, Satriale's. 245 00:18:03,148 --> 00:18:06,948 Oh, right. 246 00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:11,416 Wow, cool. So l guess l'll see you. 247 00:18:11,457 --> 00:18:14,722 Or maybe next week, here. 248 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:17,251 Wait. You wanna go for coffee? 249 00:18:18,964 --> 00:18:22,161 Well... okay. 250 00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:25,170 Wanna follow me to that dive on Sip and JFK? 251 00:18:48,594 --> 00:18:51,119 For some people, depression is a form 252 00:18:51,163 --> 00:18:54,189 of forced introversion. 253 00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:56,701 And in Lincoln's case, it was extremely painful. 254 00:18:56,735 --> 00:19:00,432 But it's out of that forced introversion 255 00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:02,804 - that comes the Abraham Lincoln... - Where you been? 256 00:19:02,841 --> 00:19:04,604 - Linda Merola's. - ...who's the successful president. 257 00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:07,203 l left you a message. The annual Christmas toy drive. 258 00:19:07,246 --> 00:19:11,740 - How was it? - lt was nice. We gave an XBox. 259 00:19:11,783 --> 00:19:15,549 So, Stan Klimik was there. 260 00:19:15,587 --> 00:19:17,521 Ruth's husband? He works for Kroll. 261 00:19:17,556 --> 00:19:19,046 The private eyes? 262 00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:20,854 He does their computers. 263 00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:22,724 Anyway, l was telling him about Ade 264 00:19:22,761 --> 00:19:25,059 and he said we should hire professionals 265 00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:27,588 - to track her down. - Carm-- 266 00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:29,260 lt's not as expensive as you might think, Tony. 267 00:19:29,301 --> 00:19:30,893 He gave me his card. 268 00:19:30,936 --> 00:19:34,099 Look, it's not about the money. 269 00:19:34,139 --> 00:19:37,631 Did you ever think that maybe it's an intrusion into Ade's personal life? 270 00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:39,769 But what if she's in trouble, Tony? 271 00:19:44,783 --> 00:19:46,546 Stan said they had this case once-- 272 00:19:46,585 --> 00:19:48,883 this guy ran out on his child support. 273 00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:52,652 He was a hiking enthusiast, missing 1 2 years 274 00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:56,354 and they tracked him down to a watering station in the Mojave Desert. 275 00:20:04,436 --> 00:20:08,202 Carmela's spec house? l need you to go lean on that building inspector. 276 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:10,970 - Leave it alone, you said. - Do it today, for all our sakes. 277 00:20:11,009 --> 00:20:13,944 My wife needs a career. 278 00:20:13,979 --> 00:20:16,675 Tony, hey. Season's greetings. 279 00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:18,910 Good holidays to your family, huh? 280 00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:21,385 Yeah, you too. 281 00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:28,422 Well it's bigger than l thought. 282 00:20:28,460 --> 00:20:31,327 l got close with a developer who thought he could do apartments, 283 00:20:31,363 --> 00:20:34,161 some light retail, but we snagged on some zoning issues. 284 00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:38,526 Let me worry about that. 285 00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:42,734 So who's this fiancé you were telling me about? 286 00:20:42,774 --> 00:20:46,676 Jesus, what the fuck do you want here? 287 00:20:48,814 --> 00:20:51,874 - Just move on, huh? - l was confused, okay? 288 00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:53,782 - l'm not now. - What a coincidence, 289 00:20:53,819 --> 00:20:56,617 'cause that's exactly how l feel. 290 00:20:56,655 --> 00:20:59,681 Take all the time you need. Just stick it in the lock box. 291 00:21:10,702 --> 00:21:12,897 lt's only the latest draft. 292 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,803 Guy who wrote it-- l met him at a meeting. 293 00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:16,603 JT Dolan, big user. 294 00:21:16,642 --> 00:21:19,372 You can tell. lt's relentless. 295 00:21:19,411 --> 00:21:21,777 Yeah, it's a work in progress. 296 00:21:21,813 --> 00:21:24,043 l didn't mean it like that. There's a lot in it. 297 00:21:25,717 --> 00:21:28,914 Are you sure about the title, ''Cleaver''? 298 00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:30,751 The Jerry Mathers connection? 299 00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:33,121 Rules of success for pictures like this? 300 00:21:33,158 --> 00:21:37,151 One-word titles-- ''Saw,'' ''Hostel,'' ''Cleaver.'' 301 00:21:38,530 --> 00:21:41,328 But Michael-- he knows it's the boss right away? 302 00:21:42,567 --> 00:21:44,535 You might want to make more of a mystery out of it. 303 00:21:44,569 --> 00:21:46,161 Maybe. 304 00:21:46,204 --> 00:21:50,834 This boss, he's a really rough-- 305 00:21:50,876 --> 00:21:53,003 is Anthony Soprano like that? 306 00:21:53,045 --> 00:21:55,843 He's just a jumping-off point for the character. 307 00:21:59,351 --> 00:22:02,149 He's got some similarness. 308 00:22:02,187 --> 00:22:03,950 Like he thinks everything's his. 309 00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:06,389 But it's not. 310 00:22:09,961 --> 00:22:12,259 l can't get into it but there are some rules. 311 00:22:12,297 --> 00:22:15,425 Thank you. Don't get into it. l don't wanna know. 312 00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:20,331 lt's just weird, you know? Being where he's been. 313 00:22:20,372 --> 00:22:23,239 He hasn't been anywhere. 314 00:22:23,275 --> 00:22:24,902 Nothing happened. l told you that. 315 00:22:24,943 --> 00:22:27,810 Don't matter. He's been there in his mind. 316 00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:30,815 Ugh. Fine. 317 00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:45,023 You're right. Guy's got a lot more on his mind than this. 318 00:22:46,732 --> 00:22:49,599 Like whether or not to have that third sandwich. 319 00:23:04,850 --> 00:23:06,875 l'm not a fucking parking spot. 320 00:23:09,154 --> 00:23:11,145 Ow. 321 00:23:26,204 --> 00:23:28,502 Don't get me wrong, l loved Dom more than anybody. 322 00:23:28,540 --> 00:23:31,065 My point is we don't know if Tony was behind this. 323 00:23:31,109 --> 00:23:32,940 lt was payback for Vito. 324 00:23:32,978 --> 00:23:35,105 So why the fuck did they blow up the wire room? 325 00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:39,884 The balls on this prick. 326 00:23:39,918 --> 00:23:41,886 To blow up a store-- you call that balls? 327 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:43,387 Balls is you look a guy in the eye 328 00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:45,219 while you jam an ice pick through his lung. 329 00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:47,623 l meant balls as in ''nerve,'' ''gall.'' 330 00:23:47,659 --> 00:23:49,388 l know what the fuck you meant. 331 00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:52,261 Far as l'm concerned, this is like 9-11. 332 00:23:52,297 --> 00:23:54,561 Tony wanted our attention. Fine. 333 00:23:54,599 --> 00:23:58,057 He got our attention. Now we wipe him off the planet. 334 00:23:58,103 --> 00:24:00,571 You know that fat cocksucker says l look like the Shah of lran? 335 00:24:00,605 --> 00:24:03,699 - Who does? - Tony. 336 00:24:03,742 --> 00:24:06,108 - l never got that at all. - Fat piece of shit. 337 00:24:06,144 --> 00:24:10,410 lt's irrelevant, Phil. But he's testin' you all the time. 338 00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:12,076 And you keep indulging him. 339 00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:15,484 You're right. 340 00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:20,480 But whack a boss? l won't do that. 341 00:24:20,525 --> 00:24:22,652 - lt's been done before. - And it was wrong then. 342 00:24:22,694 --> 00:24:25,629 Eye for an eye then, huh? Pick somebody over there. 343 00:24:32,103 --> 00:24:34,970 White trash motherfuckers in Narcotics Anonymous-- 344 00:24:35,006 --> 00:24:36,439 fucking ''Jerry Springer Show.'' 345 00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:38,966 The fuck with your whining tonight? 346 00:24:40,645 --> 00:24:44,479 Listen-- been involved with this girl. 347 00:24:44,516 --> 00:24:46,484 ln there-- that's the place to share. 348 00:24:46,518 --> 00:24:50,045 lt's complicated. 349 00:24:50,088 --> 00:24:53,546 Remember that real estate agent Tony was dealing with? The Jewish one? 350 00:24:53,592 --> 00:24:56,356 Fuckin' A. He planted the flag. l'd back off. 351 00:24:56,394 --> 00:24:57,861 No, he didn't do shit, she said. 352 00:24:57,896 --> 00:25:00,262 He wanted to and then never pulled the trigger. 353 00:25:00,298 --> 00:25:02,289 Okay, it's touchy but okay. 354 00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:05,531 l don't know if it's okay but fuck him and what he don't know, you know? 355 00:25:08,773 --> 00:25:10,741 So what's the problem? 356 00:25:10,775 --> 00:25:14,040 She's in recovery. Junk. 357 00:25:14,079 --> 00:25:17,742 Her? Fuckin' movie of the week. 358 00:25:17,782 --> 00:25:20,808 Listen to me. That last run you went on, 359 00:25:20,852 --> 00:25:24,379 beginning with the feast? How hard you had to work to get back from that? 360 00:25:24,422 --> 00:25:27,755 Civilians-- their bosses find out they slipped, 361 00:25:27,792 --> 00:25:29,384 they get a plane ticket to Minnesota. 362 00:25:29,427 --> 00:25:32,191 Tony will fuckin' mulch his roses with what's left of you. 363 00:25:32,230 --> 00:25:34,596 She's solid now. Years sober. 364 00:25:34,633 --> 00:25:36,430 We fuckin' met at a meeting. 365 00:25:36,468 --> 00:25:39,699 - That never happens to me. - That's all you got to say? 366 00:25:39,738 --> 00:25:41,603 Schools of thought-- 367 00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:45,804 two of you together could be enabling. Bad habits shared. 368 00:25:45,844 --> 00:25:47,744 But it's more like she knows how bad it is. 369 00:25:47,779 --> 00:25:49,246 We watch out for each other. 370 00:25:49,281 --> 00:25:52,011 She wouldn't even let me have Red Bull. Seriously. 371 00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:55,451 Well that's the other school-- two are stronger than one. 372 00:25:55,487 --> 00:25:57,114 l know l'm different with her. 373 00:25:57,155 --> 00:26:01,057 Well l guess we just keep an eye on it. 374 00:26:01,092 --> 00:26:02,753 You fuckin' lucky cocksucker. 375 00:26:02,794 --> 00:26:06,821 - Another married man? - l know. 376 00:26:06,865 --> 00:26:09,732 And it gets worse. l think he's connected. 377 00:26:09,768 --> 00:26:11,759 To what? 378 00:26:11,803 --> 00:26:13,964 - The mafia. - No... 379 00:26:14,005 --> 00:26:18,101 But-- actually l know he is because l was involved with his boss. 380 00:26:20,145 --> 00:26:21,908 You ever hear of Anthony Soprano? 381 00:26:21,947 --> 00:26:25,075 l'm sorry, Jules. l don't even know where to fucking start. 382 00:26:25,116 --> 00:26:27,209 l know, l know. 383 00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:29,743 The stupid thing is 384 00:26:29,788 --> 00:26:32,757 he's sweet. He's good to me. 385 00:26:32,791 --> 00:26:35,089 l want you to listen to this very carefully... 386 00:26:35,126 --> 00:26:38,584 l'm your sponsor. l'm not judging you. l'm not disappointed. 387 00:26:38,630 --> 00:26:42,031 l am concerned and l'm here to help you help yourself. 388 00:26:42,067 --> 00:26:45,036 Unlike you, l've lived in North Jersey my whole life 389 00:26:45,070 --> 00:26:47,595 and those people like his boss-- 390 00:26:47,639 --> 00:26:51,075 they are sociopaths. Murderers actually. 391 00:26:51,109 --> 00:26:55,409 l know, Ame, but l think you're getting a little carried away. 392 00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:58,610 Don't hug me. On top of everything l'm getting a cold. 393 00:27:00,418 --> 00:27:02,352 Cock--! 394 00:27:02,387 --> 00:27:04,617 ...sucker motherfucker! 395 00:27:04,656 --> 00:27:06,556 You shit asshole! l hate you! 396 00:27:06,591 --> 00:27:08,855 This man is so lame. 397 00:27:11,096 --> 00:27:13,394 Shit. 398 00:27:13,431 --> 00:27:16,730 - What's wrong? - These assholes again. 399 00:27:16,768 --> 00:27:18,827 They wake up the baby. 400 00:27:23,808 --> 00:27:27,005 Shh! My baby's sleeping. 401 00:27:27,045 --> 00:27:29,206 Why don't you come out here and suck our dick? 402 00:27:29,247 --> 00:27:31,647 Hey what's this asshole's problem? 403 00:27:34,419 --> 00:27:37,252 My ex used to go down and kick their asses, but... 404 00:27:37,288 --> 00:27:38,812 now they're back. 405 00:27:41,326 --> 00:27:44,762 Okay, papi. lt's all right. 406 00:27:47,098 --> 00:27:48,929 lt's all right, baby. 407 00:27:52,771 --> 00:27:54,966 Shh. 408 00:27:57,208 --> 00:27:59,676 Fuckwads. 409 00:28:24,903 --> 00:28:28,600 Look, you guys move. Go hang somewhere else, 410 00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:31,507 l'll give you this bike. lt's a Gary Fisher. 411 00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:34,910 lt's only a year old. My parents gave it to me last Christmas. 412 00:28:40,885 --> 00:28:43,115 All right. 413 00:29:06,044 --> 00:29:09,639 lt doesn't bother you that l'm younger than you are? 414 00:29:09,681 --> 00:29:13,412 You know who was born on your birthday? Jesse Ventura. 415 00:29:13,451 --> 00:29:15,942 Who? 416 00:29:15,987 --> 00:29:18,956 He's a famous politician. l looked it up. 417 00:29:18,990 --> 00:29:21,288 How do you know my birthday? 418 00:29:21,326 --> 00:29:25,626 l did your W-4, remember? The withholding? 419 00:29:35,340 --> 00:29:37,467 You sure it don't bother you l have a baby? 420 00:29:37,509 --> 00:29:40,478 No, l love kids. 421 00:29:45,650 --> 00:29:48,278 This is fuckin' ridiculous. You're not goin' noplace. 422 00:29:48,319 --> 00:29:51,049 - l want to. - We can watch a DVD. 423 00:29:51,089 --> 00:29:53,717 l got the 50 Cent movie down in my trunk. 424 00:29:53,758 --> 00:29:55,350 They were giving it away at the car wash. 425 00:29:57,128 --> 00:29:59,187 Don't talk. 426 00:30:00,398 --> 00:30:02,457 That's it. You're fuckin' grounded. 427 00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:04,627 Lie down. 428 00:30:10,475 --> 00:30:12,841 l'm gonna go down the pharmacy, get some Robitussin. 429 00:30:12,877 --> 00:30:16,677 No! lt's got dextromethorphan. 430 00:30:16,714 --> 00:30:20,548 What are you gonna do? Rip your fuckin' lungs out? This is crazy. 431 00:30:20,585 --> 00:30:23,383 You certainly seem very anxious to get cough medicine in here. 432 00:30:26,224 --> 00:30:27,714 l resent that. 433 00:30:34,766 --> 00:30:38,258 Fuck it! lt's over the counter. How much shit could be in it? 434 00:30:38,303 --> 00:30:40,828 Umh-um. 435 00:30:47,745 --> 00:30:50,908 Maybe you could get some valerian tea. 436 00:30:50,949 --> 00:30:53,713 You put eight, nine, 10 tea bags in a cup. 437 00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:58,848 - Fuck's that gonna do? - lt's equal to like taking a Valium. 438 00:30:58,890 --> 00:31:02,121 - l didn't know that. - Same chemical family. 439 00:31:03,928 --> 00:31:07,091 Gotta have some cough suppressant value, right? 440 00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:10,895 Worst-case scenario, it might help you sleep at least. 441 00:31:13,071 --> 00:31:16,040 What do you think? 442 00:31:16,074 --> 00:31:17,871 Valerian tea. 443 00:31:17,909 --> 00:31:19,774 You have to go to the health food store. 444 00:31:31,422 --> 00:31:34,152 Jesus Christ, they didn't teach you how to use a pair of pliers yet? 445 00:31:35,393 --> 00:31:37,623 Oh it smells all Christmassy in here. 446 00:31:37,662 --> 00:31:41,098 Yeah. 447 00:31:41,132 --> 00:31:44,363 Come on. 448 00:31:44,402 --> 00:31:47,496 Oh, the Russos-- picture of their dogs. 449 00:31:47,538 --> 00:31:50,166 lt's sad with no children. 450 00:31:57,782 --> 00:32:01,650 Oh my God! The Building Department. 451 00:32:01,686 --> 00:32:04,154 They're repealing the stop-work order on my spec house! 452 00:32:04,188 --> 00:32:06,179 ''Construction may begin immediately.'' 453 00:32:06,224 --> 00:32:09,853 Tony, is this you? This is the best Christmas present l could ever get! 454 00:32:09,894 --> 00:32:13,421 Oh, l better return that vacuum l got you then. 455 00:32:14,699 --> 00:32:16,826 So, Christmas Eve-- besides the shrimp, 456 00:32:16,868 --> 00:32:20,497 - l told DeSanto the cherrystones. - Fine, good. 457 00:32:20,538 --> 00:32:22,938 You sure? 'cause last year you said the cherrystones were chewy. 458 00:32:22,974 --> 00:32:24,566 The littlenecks then. 459 00:32:24,609 --> 00:32:28,841 Jesus! Ebenezer Scrooge over here. 460 00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:32,577 So stop breakin' my balls about clams. l don't feel good. 461 00:32:36,020 --> 00:32:38,716 The Soft Scrub, lemon-scented. 462 00:32:41,993 --> 00:32:44,484 You're cool as a cucumber. 463 00:32:44,529 --> 00:32:46,394 Did l say l'm hot? 464 00:32:46,431 --> 00:32:49,264 l got a tightness in my chest up by the esophagus. 465 00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:51,427 Well you just had a checkup, Phil. 466 00:32:52,603 --> 00:32:54,696 Yeah. 467 00:32:54,739 --> 00:32:56,900 lmagine the Christmas Marie 468 00:32:56,941 --> 00:32:59,034 and the kids'll be having after all that with Vito? 469 00:32:59,077 --> 00:33:01,602 The DiBellas too. 470 00:33:01,646 --> 00:33:03,113 Catherine's stroke? 471 00:33:03,147 --> 00:33:05,308 Remember last year at my mother's house? 472 00:33:05,350 --> 00:33:09,912 Francesca Spatafore did that beautiful solo of ''O Holy Night''? 473 00:33:09,954 --> 00:33:12,787 Vito accompanied her on the piano? 474 00:33:13,891 --> 00:33:16,485 l gotta try and take a shit. 475 00:33:16,527 --> 00:33:19,587 Now when one is having a heart attack, the body releases proteins 476 00:33:19,630 --> 00:33:21,928 that act as markers which we would detect in the blood. 477 00:33:21,966 --> 00:33:23,524 You don't show any, sir. 478 00:33:23,568 --> 00:33:25,468 - So, his heart is fine? - Yep. 479 00:33:25,503 --> 00:33:27,266 Jesus Christ. 480 00:33:27,305 --> 00:33:30,297 Mr. Leotardo, some people would pay millions for that diagnosis. 481 00:33:30,341 --> 00:33:33,310 - So what the hell's wrong with me? - My guess is simple gas. 482 00:33:33,344 --> 00:33:34,971 l always say he's full of hot air. 483 00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:36,640 Pharmacy's down the hall. 484 00:33:36,681 --> 00:33:40,139 They will give you some antacid. Take care. 485 00:33:40,184 --> 00:33:42,243 Arrogant prick. 486 00:33:42,286 --> 00:33:45,585 Nervous Nellie. That's what you are. 487 00:33:59,003 --> 00:34:00,470 l'm so sorry. 488 00:34:00,505 --> 00:34:02,302 This asshole Wall Street couple 489 00:34:02,340 --> 00:34:05,002 came back to look at this loft space. 490 00:35:00,331 --> 00:35:03,596 - l'm dyin'. My heart! - Oh my God! 491 00:35:05,203 --> 00:35:07,398 Okay, we're here. We're here. 492 00:35:07,438 --> 00:35:10,305 lt's all right, it's all right. lt's okay. Don't worry about it. 493 00:35:10,341 --> 00:35:12,809 Help! My husband. 494 00:35:12,844 --> 00:35:14,311 - Phil! - Crash cart! 495 00:35:14,345 --> 00:35:17,781 Can l get a crash cart? Crash cart! 496 00:35:21,953 --> 00:35:25,150 Heh, l fucked a girl wearing a Santa hat once. 497 00:35:25,189 --> 00:35:29,023 lt was too distracting. l kept losin' my hard-on. 498 00:35:29,060 --> 00:35:31,051 Hey Ton'. Did you hear? 499 00:35:31,095 --> 00:35:34,360 Phil Leotardo took a heart attack, a big one apparently. 500 00:35:34,398 --> 00:35:38,095 Ho! So there is a Santa Claus. 501 00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:42,368 He's in lntensive Care over in Brooklyn. Doesn't look too good. 502 00:35:42,406 --> 00:35:44,271 Sweetheart, drinks all around. 503 00:35:44,308 --> 00:35:48,142 And a club soda for the messenger here. 504 00:35:48,179 --> 00:35:50,443 You're happy about this, T? 505 00:35:50,481 --> 00:35:53,348 Why not? He's a pain in my balls. 506 00:35:53,384 --> 00:35:56,581 A manageable pain though, eh? The devil you know... 507 00:35:56,621 --> 00:35:58,418 After the scene at Little Carmine's...? 508 00:36:01,959 --> 00:36:04,086 Corrado, don't you have nothing? 509 00:36:04,128 --> 00:36:06,028 You can make a hand turkey. 510 00:36:06,063 --> 00:36:08,827 For Christmas? Fuckin' idiot. 511 00:36:11,736 --> 00:36:13,465 Visitor for Mr. Soprano. 512 00:36:17,074 --> 00:36:19,736 Bobby! 513 00:36:26,317 --> 00:36:28,683 Any of you know what ''bacala'' is? 514 00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:30,516 Of course you don't. 515 00:36:30,555 --> 00:36:32,648 Well, it's salted cod. 516 00:36:32,690 --> 00:36:35,124 We taught the world how to eat. 517 00:36:35,159 --> 00:36:38,253 Junior, sit. 518 00:36:44,368 --> 00:36:46,359 Happy holidays, huh? 519 00:36:46,404 --> 00:36:48,235 You smell the piss in this place? 520 00:36:48,272 --> 00:36:50,399 l ain't gonna stay too long. 521 00:36:51,842 --> 00:36:53,901 Just to say you should keep this. 522 00:36:53,945 --> 00:36:57,642 - What's that? - You had Beppe drop it by, remember? 523 00:36:57,682 --> 00:37:00,549 Had a Post-it? lt said ''Merry Christmas''? 524 00:37:02,553 --> 00:37:04,020 lt's a gift. 525 00:37:04,055 --> 00:37:06,819 lt's a little something for you and Karen and the kids. 526 00:37:08,025 --> 00:37:09,720 lt wouldn't be right. 527 00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:12,627 l mean frankly l shouldn't be here after what happened with Tony. 528 00:37:12,663 --> 00:37:14,858 He's still up on his cross, huh? 529 00:37:14,899 --> 00:37:17,697 Junior, you shot him. 530 00:37:17,735 --> 00:37:20,101 Yeah, well it's not that simple. 531 00:37:20,137 --> 00:37:22,264 l know a few things you don't. 532 00:37:22,306 --> 00:37:24,467 Like maybe l wasn't acting alone. 533 00:37:24,508 --> 00:37:26,635 Junior, JFK was 40 years ago. 534 00:37:26,677 --> 00:37:29,077 That's all l'll say about that. 535 00:37:30,915 --> 00:37:33,076 You see that one over there? 536 00:37:33,117 --> 00:37:37,213 An attorney. l'm mounting my case. 537 00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:40,281 Look, l should take off. 538 00:37:40,324 --> 00:37:42,121 You want a snack? A soda? 539 00:37:42,159 --> 00:37:43,888 What the fuck? You just got here. 540 00:37:45,263 --> 00:37:47,959 Happy holidays. 541 00:38:05,349 --> 00:38:07,214 Here. 542 00:38:07,251 --> 00:38:09,219 One hand washes the other. 543 00:38:09,253 --> 00:38:12,154 So the husband says, ''l wasn't talkin' to you.'' 544 00:38:34,312 --> 00:38:36,371 You know her? 545 00:38:36,414 --> 00:38:39,577 Oh that's right, you and her-- 546 00:38:39,617 --> 00:38:42,177 - How'd that all go? - l had to put her on the shelf. 547 00:38:44,855 --> 00:38:48,689 Yeah, she's a friend of Kaisha, the black one l was tellin' you about. 548 00:38:51,128 --> 00:38:54,655 She was just now asking what to get Kaisha for her birthday. 549 00:38:56,467 --> 00:38:58,662 What'd you tell her? 550 00:38:58,703 --> 00:39:00,694 Luther Vandross, a box set. 551 00:39:43,848 --> 00:39:46,078 Mmm. 552 00:39:47,651 --> 00:39:50,017 Mmm. 553 00:39:52,423 --> 00:39:54,084 You know what's interesting? 554 00:39:54,125 --> 00:39:56,787 Hmm? 555 00:39:56,827 --> 00:40:00,957 Us being able to use again, 556 00:40:00,998 --> 00:40:03,558 but integrating it into our lives. 557 00:40:03,601 --> 00:40:06,297 Yeah. 558 00:40:06,337 --> 00:40:09,738 Work... 559 00:40:09,774 --> 00:40:11,765 socialize... 560 00:40:14,178 --> 00:40:17,944 but still having a mastery. 561 00:40:17,982 --> 00:40:20,382 Not easy. 562 00:40:20,418 --> 00:40:22,818 But interesting as shit. 563 00:40:36,767 --> 00:40:39,201 For one thing, we don't use needles. 564 00:40:51,215 --> 00:40:53,615 l should probably tell Tony we're fucking. 565 00:41:02,493 --> 00:41:04,085 What? 566 00:41:04,128 --> 00:41:06,494 We're not anymore. 567 00:41:06,530 --> 00:41:09,055 He's already hinky. 568 00:41:10,334 --> 00:41:12,734 He starts pokin' around, 569 00:41:12,770 --> 00:41:15,102 finds out we met in AA, 570 00:41:15,139 --> 00:41:18,040 he could suspect l'm usin' again... 571 00:41:21,912 --> 00:41:23,072 Hmm. 572 00:41:23,113 --> 00:41:26,241 ...and ruin everything. 573 00:41:57,414 --> 00:41:58,881 There he is. 574 00:41:58,916 --> 00:42:00,315 Where the fuck you been? 575 00:42:00,351 --> 00:42:02,046 You heard that Phil had surgery now? 576 00:42:02,086 --> 00:42:04,554 Turds in the aorta-- a medical first. 577 00:42:04,588 --> 00:42:06,385 Gotta see my chiropodist. 578 00:42:06,423 --> 00:42:08,448 T... 579 00:42:08,492 --> 00:42:10,687 there's something l should tell you. 580 00:42:19,503 --> 00:42:21,403 - The real estate agent. - Yeah? 581 00:42:21,438 --> 00:42:23,429 l've been bangin' her. 582 00:42:28,112 --> 00:42:30,842 See, l knew some shit was goin' on. 583 00:42:32,850 --> 00:42:34,613 Why the fuck did you lie to me? 584 00:42:34,652 --> 00:42:36,950 l wasn't sure how it ended with you two 585 00:42:36,987 --> 00:42:38,955 till you set me straight. 586 00:42:38,989 --> 00:42:41,355 Stupid, right? 587 00:42:41,392 --> 00:42:44,327 Point is l want everything above boards 588 00:42:44,361 --> 00:42:47,194 as always between you and me. 589 00:42:47,231 --> 00:42:49,028 l don't give a fuck. 590 00:42:49,066 --> 00:42:51,899 Do what you want with her. 591 00:42:56,273 --> 00:42:58,366 - This is my reward. - Your reward. 592 00:42:58,409 --> 00:42:59,933 l do not betray my wife. 593 00:42:59,977 --> 00:43:03,435 l go out of my way not to have an affair with this woman, 594 00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:06,176 this very hot, 595 00:43:06,216 --> 00:43:09,310 very beautiful, intelligent woman-- 596 00:43:09,353 --> 00:43:12,652 'cause of the way Carmela nursed me and cared for me. 597 00:43:12,690 --> 00:43:14,954 And my fuckin' turkey-neck of a nephew 598 00:43:14,992 --> 00:43:16,619 winds up with his dick in there. 599 00:43:16,660 --> 00:43:18,560 A guy l gotta see every day. 600 00:43:19,830 --> 00:43:21,798 This is my reward. 601 00:43:21,832 --> 00:43:23,629 Frankly, l'm encouraged. 602 00:43:23,667 --> 00:43:25,965 With the fuckin' riddles again. 603 00:43:26,003 --> 00:43:29,234 l sat here dreading the end of the story 604 00:43:29,273 --> 00:43:30,740 would involve you erupting 605 00:43:30,774 --> 00:43:34,175 in some act of violence towards your nephew. 606 00:43:34,211 --> 00:43:36,236 Well, Christmas isn't over yet. 607 00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:37,941 You came out of that shooting 608 00:43:37,982 --> 00:43:40,416 feeling each day is a ''gift.'' 609 00:43:40,451 --> 00:43:42,783 Well, this is a corollary to that. 610 00:43:42,820 --> 00:43:45,288 A what? 611 00:43:45,322 --> 00:43:49,053 You don't have to eat every dish of rigatoni. 612 00:43:49,093 --> 00:43:51,789 You don't have to fuck every female you meet. 613 00:43:56,634 --> 00:44:00,536 You know what l've been realizing? 614 00:44:00,571 --> 00:44:03,472 These women-- they're all sort of the same-- 615 00:44:03,507 --> 00:44:06,908 dark complexion, smart, 616 00:44:06,944 --> 00:44:09,640 they smell a little bit of money. 617 00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:13,844 There's you and... Gloria 618 00:44:13,884 --> 00:44:16,045 and this ''Ashkenuzi.'' 619 00:44:18,322 --> 00:44:19,789 So what's that about? 620 00:44:19,823 --> 00:44:21,848 What do you think it's about? 621 00:44:27,998 --> 00:44:30,330 Well... ahem-- 622 00:44:30,367 --> 00:44:32,494 lt's probably the reason l still come here 623 00:44:32,536 --> 00:44:34,902 to hang out with you-- 624 00:44:34,938 --> 00:44:37,668 'cause nothing really changes with the therapy part. 625 00:45:22,753 --> 00:45:24,948 Ton'? That fed's out front. Harris. 626 00:45:24,988 --> 00:45:27,548 Says he wants you to know he's here having a sandwich. 627 00:45:40,070 --> 00:45:41,697 What's the matter? Not enough mayo? 628 00:45:41,739 --> 00:45:43,707 Tony, how you doing? 629 00:45:43,741 --> 00:45:47,108 Good, so how's the War on Terror? 630 00:45:47,144 --> 00:45:50,739 Christmas is always potentially our busy season. 631 00:45:50,781 --> 00:45:54,046 So, Phil Leotardo, huh? Coronary? 632 00:45:54,084 --> 00:45:57,281 l swear to God l had nothin' to do with that. 633 00:45:57,321 --> 00:45:59,881 Just so you know, 634 00:45:59,923 --> 00:46:02,255 l'm still in touch with some agents who work O.C. 635 00:46:02,292 --> 00:46:04,954 From what they hear, you're not very popular in Brooklyn right now. 636 00:46:04,995 --> 00:46:07,463 So what else is new, huh? 637 00:46:07,498 --> 00:46:10,023 That someone close to you may be in danger. 638 00:46:10,067 --> 00:46:12,297 Really? 639 00:46:12,336 --> 00:46:14,634 Anybody specific? 640 00:46:14,671 --> 00:46:18,630 All they know is it's under serious discussion at top levels. 641 00:46:26,784 --> 00:46:30,242 - Thanks. - lt's Christmas. 642 00:46:48,038 --> 00:46:49,972 What? You want me to call a doctor? 643 00:46:50,007 --> 00:46:52,999 Cramping in my legs? lt could be anything. 644 00:46:53,043 --> 00:46:54,567 Well then what'd you call me for? 645 00:46:54,611 --> 00:46:57,011 - Just to say hi. - But you're all right? 646 00:46:57,047 --> 00:46:59,675 Yeah. l'll see you later. 647 00:47:01,852 --> 00:47:03,444 Bring me home a quattro formaggi. 648 00:47:03,487 --> 00:47:05,352 l don't care what time it is. Wake me up. 649 00:47:05,389 --> 00:47:07,448 - All right. - Mwah. 650 00:47:17,601 --> 00:47:19,125 We were talking about recovery 651 00:47:19,169 --> 00:47:21,330 and your organized crime thing. 652 00:47:21,371 --> 00:47:23,771 That l took an oath 653 00:47:23,807 --> 00:47:25,741 that was a sacred oath. 654 00:47:25,776 --> 00:47:30,213 - That's not an urban legend? - No, you burn a saint. 655 00:47:30,247 --> 00:47:34,047 You draw blood-- but technically l shouldn't even be tellin' you this. 656 00:47:34,084 --> 00:47:37,417 Ooh. 657 00:47:37,454 --> 00:47:39,945 The program-- 658 00:47:39,990 --> 00:47:42,515 l could never really get into the ''Higher Power'' part. 659 00:47:42,559 --> 00:47:44,720 Well, me neither. lt's hard. 660 00:47:46,129 --> 00:47:49,326 l mostly think of the group consciousness as a Higher Power. 661 00:47:49,366 --> 00:47:53,996 l said to myself that that oath would be my Higher Power. 662 00:47:54,037 --> 00:47:55,766 That would be my strength. 663 00:47:55,806 --> 00:47:57,797 That code-- that's a soldier's oath. 664 00:47:57,841 --> 00:48:00,435 - l could see that. - But the problem is 665 00:48:00,477 --> 00:48:03,605 nobody lives it no more. Not Tony, not nobody. 666 00:48:03,647 --> 00:48:06,514 They let you down. 667 00:48:09,319 --> 00:48:12,846 Whatever... here l am. 668 00:48:12,890 --> 00:48:15,256 - Using. - Using. 669 00:48:21,598 --> 00:48:23,088 Are you breaking up with me? 670 00:48:27,404 --> 00:48:29,372 No. 671 00:48:40,083 --> 00:48:42,051 Should we go to a meeting? 672 00:48:43,921 --> 00:48:46,515 l don't know. 673 00:48:46,556 --> 00:48:48,649 What do you wanna do? 674 00:48:51,028 --> 00:48:53,588 l know one that starts in half an hour in Glen Ridge. 675 00:49:26,463 --> 00:49:28,454 Take one car? 676 00:49:29,533 --> 00:49:31,433 l'll follow you. 677 00:49:44,014 --> 00:49:45,811 You should've called first. 678 00:49:58,862 --> 00:50:01,956 How's John? 679 00:50:01,999 --> 00:50:03,489 Some Christmas present, huh? 680 00:50:06,470 --> 00:50:08,836 l'll see you in the morn-- 681 00:50:12,576 --> 00:50:14,305 l'll see you in the morning. 682 00:50:14,344 --> 00:50:16,710 God loves you. 683 00:50:34,164 --> 00:50:37,622 Finally got you to come to Brooklyn, cocksucker. 684 00:50:45,909 --> 00:50:47,968 Listen to me. 685 00:50:59,623 --> 00:51:02,183 Now l never told nobody this, 686 00:51:02,225 --> 00:51:06,855 but while l was in that coma... 687 00:51:09,766 --> 00:51:11,791 somethin' happened to me. 688 00:51:13,136 --> 00:51:15,400 l went someplace... 689 00:51:17,774 --> 00:51:21,938 l think. But l know l never wanna go back there. 690 00:51:23,613 --> 00:51:25,843 And maybe you know what l'm talkin' about. 691 00:51:34,291 --> 00:51:36,486 Believe me, nobody ever laid on their deathbed 692 00:51:36,526 --> 00:51:38,687 wishin' they saved more no-show jobs. 693 00:51:44,201 --> 00:51:46,135 Now you take your time. 694 00:51:48,105 --> 00:51:50,665 You get better. 695 00:51:50,707 --> 00:51:53,540 And you get out of this fuckin' place. 696 00:51:53,577 --> 00:51:57,308 But when you do, you focus on grandkids 697 00:51:57,347 --> 00:52:00,180 and good things. 698 00:52:00,217 --> 00:52:03,345 We can have it all, Phil-- 699 00:52:03,386 --> 00:52:05,286 plenty for everybody. 700 00:52:10,527 --> 00:52:12,927 Stop cryin' now. 701 00:52:21,671 --> 00:52:23,298 We should let him sleep. 702 00:52:27,844 --> 00:52:29,641 We gotta stop meeting like this, huh? 703 00:52:59,242 --> 00:53:02,006 George, hi. Carmela Soprano. 704 00:53:02,045 --> 00:53:05,344 Listen, l wanna move ahead with the roofing-- ordering the slate? 705 00:53:07,217 --> 00:53:09,014 Carm, you got cocktail sauce? 706 00:53:09,052 --> 00:53:10,610 Uh, in the fridge, top shelf. 707 00:53:11,888 --> 00:53:15,380 Bob Cratchit! Pass out the punch! 708 00:53:15,425 --> 00:53:19,361 - ...gift set... - What l said is none of your business! 709 00:53:19,396 --> 00:53:23,059 l'll make it my business! 710 00:53:23,099 --> 00:53:26,557 - Sophia, come help, hon'. - l don't like disturbances in my place. 711 00:53:26,603 --> 00:53:29,197 Either lay off politics or get out! 712 00:53:31,374 --> 00:53:34,207 Jesus, that's a lot of presents. 713 00:53:34,244 --> 00:53:35,905 You sure you got enough? 714 00:53:35,946 --> 00:53:37,811 Remember you're a kid-- WABC? 715 00:53:37,847 --> 00:53:39,439 They'd tell you where Santa was, 716 00:53:39,482 --> 00:53:41,746 trackin' him on Air Force radar? 717 00:53:44,521 --> 00:53:47,752 Are you gonna hog all the ice? 718 00:53:51,828 --> 00:53:54,854 - To America. - To America. 719 00:53:54,898 --> 00:53:56,923 To America. 720 00:53:56,967 --> 00:53:59,401 Hello. 721 00:53:59,436 --> 00:54:02,234 Everybody, this is Blanca. Blanca, my mom, 722 00:54:02,272 --> 00:54:03,830 - my dad. - Hi. 723 00:54:03,873 --> 00:54:06,137 This is Hector. Say hello, baby. 724 00:54:06,176 --> 00:54:09,441 Hi, Hector. Oh, look at those eyes. 725 00:54:10,914 --> 00:54:13,542 He's not so shy at home. 726 00:54:13,583 --> 00:54:16,177 Hey, that is quite a bagatelle. 727 00:54:16,219 --> 00:54:18,881 Oh, it's from Anthony. 728 00:54:18,922 --> 00:54:20,583 Really? 729 00:54:24,828 --> 00:54:28,229 Hector, no, papi! Those ain't your presents. 730 00:54:28,265 --> 00:54:30,392 lt's okay. l got him. 731 00:54:30,433 --> 00:54:33,129 Hey, come here, you. Come here. 732 00:54:33,169 --> 00:54:35,797 Who's coming later, huh? 733 00:54:35,839 --> 00:54:38,672 - Santa! - ls Santa Claus coming, huh? 734 00:54:38,708 --> 00:54:41,575 - Carmela, it's Meadow! - Tell her l kept my promise. 735 00:54:41,611 --> 00:54:43,943 l'm wearing your present from Paris. 736 00:54:43,980 --> 00:54:47,177 Excuse me, my daughter's calling from California. 737 00:54:57,327 --> 00:54:59,887 - Ahem-- - She's 10 years older than him 738 00:54:59,929 --> 00:55:02,159 and she's Puerto Rican. 739 00:55:02,198 --> 00:55:05,099 Dominican... maybe. 740 00:55:06,469 --> 00:55:08,960 Least she's Catholic. 741 00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:11,564 What are you lookin' at me like that for? 742 00:55:11,608 --> 00:55:13,405 You were overjoyed when l sent him down there. 743 00:55:13,443 --> 00:55:15,035 Carmela, your daughter says 744 00:55:15,078 --> 00:55:17,308 you're using up all her cell phone minutes. 745 00:55:19,816 --> 00:55:22,649 Nice piece, that necklace. Where'd you get it? 746 00:55:22,686 --> 00:55:25,883 - The mall. - Should've told me. 747 00:55:25,922 --> 00:55:28,789 - l got a guy. - And l got a job. 748 00:55:30,894 --> 00:55:33,692 My dear mademoiselle, perhaps you have already observed 749 00:55:33,730 --> 00:55:38,667 that in Casablanca human life is cheap. Good night, mademoiselle. 750 00:55:38,702 --> 00:55:41,535 Okay, sweetie. l love you too. 751 00:55:45,108 --> 00:55:46,973 Merry Christmas, baby. 752 00:55:49,346 --> 00:55:51,507 Yeah, we're all here, same as always. 753 00:55:51,548 --> 00:55:53,539 Bobby Jr., get in here and eat! 754 00:55:55,218 --> 00:55:57,812 You want some wine? 755 00:55:57,854 --> 00:55:59,446 Aunt Barb's comin' later. 756 00:55:59,489 --> 00:56:01,650 Uncle Tom had to work. 757 00:56:02,692 --> 00:56:05,786 All right, honey. 758 00:56:05,829 --> 00:56:07,319 l miss you too. 759 00:56:09,199 --> 00:56:11,064 Merry Christmas. 760 00:56:13,002 --> 00:56:14,833 Love to Finn, huh? 761 00:56:27,083 --> 00:56:28,573 You have a gorgeous home. 762 00:56:28,618 --> 00:56:30,609 Thank you. 763 00:56:34,090 --> 00:56:35,990 We do.