1 00:01:58,118 --> 00:01:59,585 You guys speak English? 2 00:01:59,619 --> 00:02:01,985 Not some too much. 3 00:02:55,542 --> 00:02:57,203 l just wanna say 4 00:02:57,243 --> 00:02:59,643 it's been a while since we opened the books 5 00:02:59,679 --> 00:03:02,443 and in regards to you guys-- 6 00:03:02,482 --> 00:03:04,040 Burt, Gerry-- 7 00:03:04,083 --> 00:03:06,051 as a man of few words, l-- 8 00:03:06,085 --> 00:03:08,280 Not few enough, though, huh? New blood. 9 00:03:08,321 --> 00:03:10,846 - New blood. - Salut. 10 00:03:15,395 --> 00:03:17,226 Sure, we break some balls here tonight, 11 00:03:17,263 --> 00:03:18,958 but l go way back. 12 00:03:18,998 --> 00:03:20,989 And in light of recent humiliations, 13 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:24,902 it's a honor to be joined by men 14 00:03:24,938 --> 00:03:27,873 and not faggot-ass corn-holing cocksuckers 15 00:03:27,907 --> 00:03:29,568 like married my cousin. 16 00:03:29,609 --> 00:03:31,338 - He should fuckin' die! - Phil, relax. 17 00:03:31,377 --> 00:03:34,505 - Whoa whoa whoa, Phil. - Take it easy. 18 00:03:34,547 --> 00:03:36,742 Phil, you know the wine makes you emotional. 19 00:03:36,783 --> 00:03:38,580 'Cause l got an empty fuckin' stomach. 20 00:03:38,618 --> 00:03:42,520 - So have a breadstick. - 45 minutes for some grilled eggplant? 21 00:03:42,555 --> 00:03:45,023 Jesus Christ, is there nothing without this complaining? 22 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:49,085 You didn't notice? Artie's game is a little off lately. 23 00:03:49,128 --> 00:03:51,460 Well, Carmela sent her branzino back Sunday night, 24 00:03:51,497 --> 00:03:53,431 but she loves to do that. 25 00:03:53,466 --> 00:03:55,093 Gentlemen, how's everything so far? 26 00:03:55,134 --> 00:03:56,897 - Fantastic. - Delicious. 27 00:03:56,936 --> 00:03:58,528 The delay-- a thousand pardons. 28 00:03:58,571 --> 00:04:00,368 l'm breaking in a new guy on the line. 29 00:04:00,406 --> 00:04:01,873 You seem set for antipasto. 30 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:04,934 l gotta be honest-- new guy in the kitchen aside, 31 00:04:04,978 --> 00:04:07,242 l mean, how come we're waiting? lt seems empty out there. 32 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:09,680 People like to get in that last barbecue. 33 00:04:09,716 --> 00:04:13,311 Artie, you been to this ''Da Giovanni'' up by Troy Hills? 34 00:04:13,353 --> 00:04:15,753 - No, l haven't been. - Supposed to be incredible. 35 00:04:15,788 --> 00:04:17,688 - He's a kid, right? - l hate fish, 36 00:04:17,724 --> 00:04:19,783 but his, with the agrodolce... 37 00:04:19,826 --> 00:04:22,158 l'll check it out. 38 00:04:22,195 --> 00:04:24,925 - Ah, buon appetito. - About time. 39 00:04:33,339 --> 00:04:36,672 Fuckin' Phil. Some display, huh? 40 00:04:36,709 --> 00:04:39,405 Paid a visit to Vito's goomar, Jill. 41 00:04:39,445 --> 00:04:41,413 She still hasn't heard from Vito. 42 00:04:43,383 --> 00:04:46,910 We were just discussin' ''La Cage aux Fat.'' 43 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:49,421 l was gonna get my cousin Tommy to call his detective friend. 44 00:04:49,455 --> 00:04:52,754 l've been hamstrung with that work stoppage at the office park. 45 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:56,284 Vito shows up-- he shows up, then we deal with him. lf not... 46 00:04:56,329 --> 00:04:58,422 lt's just a phone call. And seriously, 47 00:04:58,464 --> 00:05:02,059 Tommy says the guy can track somebody from the corn in his shit. 48 00:05:02,101 --> 00:05:04,126 Yeah, l saw them do that on ''CSl.'' 49 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:09,108 - Good night. - Bye, Sack. 50 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:11,235 - Bye now. - Good night, kid. 51 00:05:11,277 --> 00:05:13,768 Hey, l was glad to hear you say that about the search, 52 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:17,544 'cause l gotta take a little time off for some business in Cali. 53 00:05:17,583 --> 00:05:20,848 Little Carmine's lined up a meet in L.A. for us. 54 00:05:20,887 --> 00:05:23,287 So, what is it, business or time off? 55 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:25,621 Time off from here, but definite business. 56 00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:27,489 With Ben Kingsley, Ton'. 57 00:05:27,527 --> 00:05:29,085 So you're gonna go get an autograph 58 00:05:29,128 --> 00:05:31,619 on the weekend of the Notre Dame-Michigan game? 59 00:05:31,664 --> 00:05:33,962 l got my guys all over it. Little Carmine says 60 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,400 if we attach Ben Kingsley, the picture's a go. 61 00:05:36,436 --> 00:05:38,165 Little Carmine? 62 00:05:38,204 --> 00:05:40,468 lt's common knowledge the guy's retarded. 63 00:05:40,506 --> 00:05:42,770 l don't get it. You agreed to this in the hospital. 64 00:05:42,809 --> 00:05:45,039 Christopher, l was in a coma. 65 00:05:46,646 --> 00:05:49,877 Okay, fine. l'll call Little Carmine, 66 00:05:49,916 --> 00:05:53,147 call the airline, cancel. 67 00:05:54,454 --> 00:05:57,014 l'll probably still reach someone. 68 00:05:58,124 --> 00:05:59,921 What am l gonna do with you? 69 00:05:59,959 --> 00:06:02,325 Make a lot of money. 70 00:06:04,097 --> 00:06:06,258 All right. 71 00:06:12,605 --> 00:06:15,836 What the fuck is this idiot doing? 72 00:06:17,744 --> 00:06:19,234 No speak English. 73 00:06:19,278 --> 00:06:21,178 ...Brooklyn. 74 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:23,273 Ho, pal. Move your car. We're late. 75 00:06:27,653 --> 00:06:29,621 Move el automobile. 76 00:06:32,625 --> 00:06:36,755 Rusty! Don't forget to call Marissa. 77 00:06:40,099 --> 00:06:41,361 Hurry up. Let me see. 78 00:06:45,671 --> 00:06:48,003 - Museum... - Eastern Parkway. 79 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:50,565 Eastern Parkway, not the Belt Parkway. 80 00:07:10,396 --> 00:07:13,092 So l'm trying to eject the DVD and the kids are freaking, 81 00:07:13,132 --> 00:07:15,123 ''What's wrong with that lady, Daddy?'' 82 00:07:15,168 --> 00:07:17,568 - And Carrie says-- - How's the scaloppine? 83 00:07:17,603 --> 00:07:19,798 Uh, it's delicious. Thanks. 84 00:07:19,839 --> 00:07:22,467 lt all depends on slicing the veal very thin. 85 00:07:22,508 --> 00:07:24,476 My way-- 86 00:07:24,510 --> 00:07:26,740 l like to chill it down a degree or two 87 00:07:26,779 --> 00:07:29,145 and then l pull a straight razor right across it. 88 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:32,046 Your father could cook. 89 00:07:32,084 --> 00:07:34,985 He told me when you were in here last. 75th birthday, right? 90 00:07:35,021 --> 00:07:38,149 - ln the navy. - What's that? 91 00:07:38,191 --> 00:07:39,658 ln the navy, he cooked. 92 00:07:39,692 --> 00:07:41,887 Terrific guy. Great head of hair. 93 00:07:41,928 --> 00:07:43,395 - You enjoy. - Mmm. 94 00:07:43,429 --> 00:07:46,956 Save room. l'll be back with dessert specials. 95 00:07:48,568 --> 00:07:50,536 Ho, Benny, Moe and Jack. 96 00:07:50,570 --> 00:07:52,401 How's the bruschett'? 97 00:07:52,438 --> 00:07:54,201 You got a quorum. Let me get you a table. 98 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:57,038 You guys go ahead. l'm gonna stay right here. 99 00:07:57,076 --> 00:08:00,011 My best customer, but he's nailed to this fuckin' spot. 100 00:08:00,046 --> 00:08:03,072 lt's either the wine or the view. 101 00:08:03,115 --> 00:08:04,673 Such a sweet kid. 102 00:08:04,717 --> 00:08:06,844 You know, she told Charmaine that back in Albania 103 00:08:06,886 --> 00:08:08,410 her whole family got blown up 104 00:08:08,454 --> 00:08:11,753 waiting on line for an oil change. 105 00:08:11,791 --> 00:08:13,850 The shit she's been through, we just had to help. 106 00:08:13,893 --> 00:08:16,054 l even called in a favor with my cousin in Manhattan, 107 00:08:16,095 --> 00:08:18,689 got her a working visa, started on the green card. 108 00:08:18,731 --> 00:08:21,063 Martina, come do some hosting. 109 00:08:23,202 --> 00:08:24,794 - Hi. - Hi. 110 00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:25,895 What's up? 111 00:08:25,938 --> 00:08:27,769 This is your cheering section over here. 112 00:08:27,807 --> 00:08:30,605 - Hello, Benny. - You got the reservations squared away? 113 00:08:30,643 --> 00:08:32,474 lt's very few right now. 114 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:35,208 Football season. 115 00:08:36,682 --> 00:08:38,616 l could watch her walk away all night. 116 00:08:38,651 --> 00:08:41,814 Good, 'cause like most girls with you, that's what she's gonna do. 117 00:08:41,854 --> 00:08:43,947 Ah, to be young and single again like these two, 118 00:08:43,990 --> 00:08:45,480 - huh, Benito? - Ahh. 119 00:09:15,121 --> 00:09:17,783 l can put the credit card numbers on actual plastic 120 00:09:17,823 --> 00:09:20,348 for an extra five bills. 121 00:09:22,461 --> 00:09:24,224 We do lnternet strictly. 122 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:42,404 Mmm, the gnocchi! 123 00:09:44,150 --> 00:09:46,948 l'll take your word. lt's a little too rich for my stomach. 124 00:09:46,986 --> 00:09:49,819 lt's okay. Just a bite. 125 00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:54,316 l think it's a lamb ragu 126 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:56,419 with just a scoop of cold rigott'. 127 00:09:56,462 --> 00:09:57,861 Holy shit. 128 00:09:57,897 --> 00:10:00,058 lt's all so fresh. That fish with pistachios? 129 00:10:00,099 --> 00:10:02,624 l feel like a traitor. 130 00:10:02,668 --> 00:10:05,330 Vesuvio, lately, it's depressing somehow. 131 00:10:05,371 --> 00:10:07,703 Maybe they need to remodel or something. l don't know. 132 00:10:07,740 --> 00:10:09,799 That menu is so tired. 133 00:10:09,842 --> 00:10:12,709 - Hey, Homo Junior! - Leave me the fuck alone! 134 00:10:12,745 --> 00:10:16,841 Get-- stop it! Mom, they're hurting Vito! 135 00:10:16,882 --> 00:10:19,510 - Stop it! - Where are your parents? 136 00:10:22,521 --> 00:10:24,921 l guess she can't hide her face at home. 137 00:10:24,957 --> 00:10:28,051 lt'd be like admitting there was something wrong. 138 00:10:28,094 --> 00:10:29,857 l should have brought a pair of sweatpants 139 00:10:29,895 --> 00:10:31,760 to change into. l'm gonna explode. 140 00:10:31,797 --> 00:10:34,766 Apparently, there is still a veal loin 141 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:36,597 yet to be unveiled. 142 00:10:39,238 --> 00:10:41,001 Please, don't get up. 143 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:42,803 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 144 00:10:42,842 --> 00:10:44,469 That kid, l'm tellin' you... 145 00:10:44,510 --> 00:10:48,037 - Thank you. - ...he was so handsome in that church. 146 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:50,844 The name he took, ''Francis''-- after my pop. 147 00:10:50,883 --> 00:10:54,080 No restaurants in Brooklyn? You gotta come all the way to Jersey? 148 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:57,578 This food-- it's worth a detour. Why? ls there a problem? 149 00:10:57,623 --> 00:11:00,820 Artie's a friend of mine, you know? l like to throw him some business. 150 00:11:00,860 --> 00:11:03,522 Talk to you a minute? 151 00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:08,196 Visited with John. 152 00:11:08,234 --> 00:11:10,964 He said to tell you he appreciates the recent headlines. 153 00:11:12,705 --> 00:11:13,899 Rusty. 154 00:11:13,939 --> 00:11:15,770 l don't know what you're talkin' about. 155 00:11:15,808 --> 00:11:18,276 l turned him down on that. 156 00:11:18,310 --> 00:11:20,972 Madonn', you're a cautious man. 157 00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:23,607 You know, some people might feel a little offended. 158 00:11:23,649 --> 00:11:26,880 Me-- my heart is an open book. 159 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,320 Anyway, Rusty's gone 160 00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:34,326 and we'll chalk it up to the headless horseman. 161 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:36,294 Giovanni. 162 00:11:40,499 --> 00:11:42,797 Bravo! 163 00:12:05,424 --> 00:12:07,392 Martina was just tellin' me 164 00:12:07,426 --> 00:12:09,417 that in Montenegro l'd be the tallest guy. 165 00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:11,327 Another fun fact from the Balkans. 166 00:12:11,363 --> 00:12:13,456 Ben, are you up for dessert? 167 00:12:13,499 --> 00:12:15,228 No, l'm all set here. Thanks. 168 00:12:15,267 --> 00:12:17,235 Martina, sweetheart, 169 00:12:17,269 --> 00:12:19,328 can l talk to you for a second? 170 00:12:20,339 --> 00:12:22,136 What is it, Artie? 171 00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:26,237 You're looking at me very serious. 172 00:12:26,278 --> 00:12:28,246 You remember l had that friend in Manhattan 173 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:31,477 that was gonna help speed you through the green card process? 174 00:12:31,517 --> 00:12:34,816 Apparently, it's not happening. 175 00:12:34,854 --> 00:12:37,414 - Why? - Too much on his plate, he said. 176 00:12:37,456 --> 00:12:39,981 l guess you're just gonna have to do it yourself. l'm sorry. 177 00:12:40,025 --> 00:12:43,290 All those forms. Shit me. 178 00:12:43,329 --> 00:12:45,820 l wish l could help you, but really, 179 00:12:45,865 --> 00:12:48,698 it's a small inconvenience compared to living in freedom, right? 180 00:12:48,734 --> 00:12:50,565 Yes, l know this. 181 00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:57,408 Get him another 'buca. 182 00:13:03,916 --> 00:13:05,907 Hey, Tony. 183 00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:23,902 You could fuck her, you know? 184 00:13:23,936 --> 00:13:25,403 Well... 185 00:13:25,437 --> 00:13:26,995 l'm not 100/% in that department, 186 00:13:27,039 --> 00:13:30,167 but l'm startin' to feel the old pressure. 187 00:13:31,911 --> 00:13:33,936 lt's funny, 'cause guys like me, we come here, 188 00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:35,970 we get drunk and stare. 189 00:13:36,015 --> 00:13:38,916 Best-case scenario, we go in the back room, we get a lap dance 190 00:13:38,951 --> 00:13:42,443 a dry hump and pfft-- blow in our pants. 191 00:13:45,257 --> 00:13:48,385 Listen, you wanna fuck her so bad, l'm sure it could be worked out. 192 00:13:48,427 --> 00:13:50,486 Nah, l couldn't. 193 00:13:50,529 --> 00:13:52,656 But you... 194 00:13:52,698 --> 00:13:54,757 Well, what do you want me to say? 195 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:57,200 Nothing. lt's just a fact. 196 00:13:57,236 --> 00:13:59,568 lf l knew you were gonna be in such a pissy mood-- 197 00:14:04,143 --> 00:14:07,340 Gabriella Dante and Rosalie Aprile came in for lunch yesterday. 198 00:14:07,379 --> 00:14:09,210 So what, you wanna fuck one of them now? 199 00:14:09,248 --> 00:14:11,546 No. 200 00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:14,212 Gab said you all went and had a meal at Da Giovanni on Sunday. 201 00:14:18,490 --> 00:14:20,219 Well, l was gonna tell you. 202 00:14:20,259 --> 00:14:24,787 lt was Phil's grandson's confirmation. lt's a pain in the ass. 203 00:14:24,830 --> 00:14:26,525 What are you gonna do? You gotta eat. 204 00:14:26,565 --> 00:14:29,056 lt's nothing' special, believe me. 205 00:14:29,101 --> 00:14:33,401 Actually, Carm got a little sick after. Too much oil, she thought. 206 00:14:33,439 --> 00:14:35,270 Gab said l should check it out, 207 00:14:35,307 --> 00:14:36,797 like l could learn something. 208 00:14:36,842 --> 00:14:38,673 Well, she runs her mouth, that one. 209 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:41,145 Fuck her. 210 00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:44,240 Carm got sick. Nice touch. 211 00:14:44,283 --> 00:14:46,183 lt was a business obligation, Artie. 212 00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:49,654 Uh-oh. Last time l heard that, l had to call the fire department. 213 00:14:49,688 --> 00:14:51,781 Well, maybe you need another fresh start to fuck up. 214 00:14:54,159 --> 00:14:56,684 l should go. 215 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,754 - Oh, come on, come on. - No. 216 00:14:58,797 --> 00:15:00,958 - l'm sorry. Have another one, come on. - Forget it. 217 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,525 l know where your heart is. 218 00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:05,662 l gotta plan the menu for tomorrow. 219 00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:14,076 Fasanella, my old man's a meat guy. 220 00:15:14,113 --> 00:15:17,048 He said that the restaurant business was like keeping an elephant. 221 00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:20,540 lt costs a fortune and sooner or later it shits on your head. 222 00:15:21,887 --> 00:15:24,185 l miss him. 223 00:15:24,223 --> 00:15:27,715 Hector had to trim three inches off the fiorentinas. 224 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,285 Great. We can't even get the good meat anymore. 225 00:15:30,329 --> 00:15:32,889 Fucking Western Beef is leaving us for dead. 226 00:15:34,633 --> 00:15:37,227 l wanted you to call their guy, but you were on the floor 227 00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:39,134 talking to the Cohens' mother-in-law. 228 00:15:39,171 --> 00:15:41,696 You can't deal with the Western Beef guy yourself, 229 00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:43,765 my blushing flower? 230 00:15:43,809 --> 00:15:46,869 lt's not the same from me. 231 00:15:46,912 --> 00:15:48,880 And Arthur, 232 00:15:48,914 --> 00:15:50,973 the chatting 233 00:15:51,016 --> 00:15:53,143 with the guests... 234 00:15:53,185 --> 00:15:54,675 Again, that's it. 235 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:57,450 lt's not Hector or the meat or these assholes 236 00:15:57,489 --> 00:16:00,890 that are always looking for the next hot thing. lt's me. 237 00:16:00,926 --> 00:16:03,895 Limit it to a quick visit at coffee. 238 00:16:03,929 --> 00:16:06,864 People wanna talk to each other, not you. 239 00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:09,993 Really? You know better than New Jersey Zagat-- 240 00:16:10,035 --> 00:16:13,334 ''Arthur Bucco, warm and convivial host''? 241 00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:33,885 Yeah, we're here right now. 242 00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:37,418 Sure, the broad strokes. Perfect. 243 00:16:37,463 --> 00:16:40,489 Kingsley's agent says we grab lunch tomorrow, poolside. 244 00:16:40,532 --> 00:16:42,762 - That guy, Jay? - Yeah, l got him out of some trouble 245 00:16:42,801 --> 00:16:44,268 on a party yacht down in the Keys. 246 00:16:44,303 --> 00:16:48,205 Ben Kingsley, can he do a New Jersey accent? 247 00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,470 Welcome to the Viceroy. 248 00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:52,977 l usually send the bags up, hit the bar, 249 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,946 decompress a little, unless you're against it. 250 00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:57,813 - What are you talking about? - You're in AA. 251 00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,580 You gave the stewardess an earful when she put down the champagne. 252 00:17:00,619 --> 00:17:02,712 l just don't wanna make you feel uncomfortable. 253 00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:07,624 Relax. l can deal with it. 254 00:17:07,659 --> 00:17:09,524 Be careful with this wine, 255 00:17:09,561 --> 00:17:12,587 because the way you two are looking at each other, 256 00:17:12,631 --> 00:17:15,657 pretty soon we're gonna have to... 257 00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:18,465 put a high chair right here. 258 00:17:24,676 --> 00:17:26,837 Did you clip the daily-special cards to all the menus? 259 00:17:31,150 --> 00:17:33,243 Hey, Artie, 260 00:17:33,285 --> 00:17:35,185 come here. 261 00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:37,882 You ready to order? 262 00:17:37,923 --> 00:17:39,584 Why you kicking her ass like that? 263 00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:42,219 lf you're referring to the fact that she's my employee 264 00:17:42,261 --> 00:17:45,059 and l'm telling her what to do, last time l checked, that's the way it works. 265 00:17:45,097 --> 00:17:47,930 She thinks you want her to cry. l said not true. 266 00:17:47,966 --> 00:17:49,593 She told you that? 267 00:17:49,635 --> 00:17:51,569 'Cause you two talk all the time. 268 00:17:51,603 --> 00:17:54,163 - Yeah. So what? - So, maybe you should hire her. 269 00:17:54,206 --> 00:17:55,696 l know how to treat people. 270 00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:59,370 - You're a people person, obviously. - l am. 271 00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:01,641 And when they're good to me, they get treats. 272 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:04,774 And when they're not, well, l got this severance thing l do. 273 00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:06,842 lt's a complete break, actually. 274 00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:11,218 l get it. 275 00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:14,248 See, 'cause you talked around that threat so much, l almost missed it. 276 00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:15,851 Sorry to interrupt you guys, 277 00:18:15,894 --> 00:18:18,260 but, Arthur, you have to plate the salmon. 278 00:18:20,332 --> 00:18:22,960 Arthur, the kid is a hood, okay? 279 00:18:23,001 --> 00:18:24,935 lf he feels protective of his girlfriend, 280 00:18:24,970 --> 00:18:26,597 you should just leave it alone. 281 00:18:26,638 --> 00:18:28,538 She's a slow learner. 282 00:18:28,574 --> 00:18:31,065 She's a nice girl, and as predicted, 283 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,577 the customers love her 284 00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:35,011 with her little stories from the old country. 285 00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:36,742 You are just picking on her. 286 00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:39,376 lt's disgusting. He's a married man. 287 00:18:52,331 --> 00:18:56,233 So it's 500 for the hour, 300 for half. 288 00:18:56,268 --> 00:18:58,828 And if you wanna keep skiing, that's extra. 289 00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:01,965 All right, Eden, how's about 400 for 40 290 00:19:02,007 --> 00:19:05,875 and four more lines and then we'll take it from there? 291 00:19:05,911 --> 00:19:08,311 That'll work. 292 00:19:19,191 --> 00:19:20,988 Fuckin'-a. 293 00:19:21,026 --> 00:19:22,653 Those are some amazing tits. 294 00:19:22,694 --> 00:19:25,822 Thank you, sweetie. 295 00:19:29,801 --> 00:19:33,464 Carlo's running late. Route 23, they think there's a sniper. 296 00:19:35,774 --> 00:19:38,641 Listen, the other night-- 297 00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:40,542 it's this place. You know, the rope's 298 00:19:40,579 --> 00:19:43,207 a little tight at my collar. 299 00:19:43,248 --> 00:19:46,274 Down 40/% from last year. 300 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:50,613 - You need a little help? - From you? God no. 301 00:19:50,656 --> 00:19:52,487 Oh, there's the gratitude l was looking for. 302 00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:55,789 No, l mean l'm not at that point, thank God. 303 00:19:55,827 --> 00:19:58,057 But thank you. 304 00:19:58,096 --> 00:20:00,121 Well, listen, the other day l was driving along 305 00:20:00,165 --> 00:20:02,565 and l was thinking about your little problem. 306 00:20:02,601 --> 00:20:04,967 How about a little promotion? A coupon, two-for-one? 307 00:20:05,003 --> 00:20:07,528 Two-fers, wow. 308 00:20:07,573 --> 00:20:10,303 You mean, like you get a free spaghetti and meatballs 309 00:20:10,342 --> 00:20:12,742 if you bring another cheap gomer douchebag in here? 310 00:20:12,778 --> 00:20:15,645 How about an early-bird special? Salad wagon? 311 00:20:15,681 --> 00:20:18,411 This is a fine dining establishment. l'll give it back to the bank 312 00:20:18,450 --> 00:20:20,111 before l turn it into a fucking lHOP. 313 00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:22,484 Just send the waiter over here. 314 00:20:22,521 --> 00:20:25,854 You wanna help me so badly? Try paying your tab. 315 00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:27,449 - Excuse me? - That little roast 316 00:20:27,492 --> 00:20:30,461 you and the waste management people threw for Dick Barone when he got sick-- 317 00:20:30,495 --> 00:20:32,554 40 fucking garbagemen from around the country. 318 00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:34,691 Of course you paid Pat Cooper. 319 00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:37,258 You paid the entertainment. 320 00:21:16,308 --> 00:21:19,277 Afternoon. We're looking for Arthur Bucco. 321 00:21:19,311 --> 00:21:22,075 - That's me. - Dave Kloski. This is Jim Hollings. 322 00:21:25,417 --> 00:21:28,250 American Express? Funny, l had you two for cops. 323 00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:31,154 ln a past life. Actually we're here to investigate 324 00:21:31,189 --> 00:21:34,488 some recent irregularities in charge activity here at Nuevo Vesuvio. 325 00:21:34,526 --> 00:21:36,289 ''Nuovo.'' lrregularities? 326 00:21:36,328 --> 00:21:39,229 Well, there is credit card fraud going on in this restaurant. 327 00:21:39,264 --> 00:21:42,131 - That's impossible. - Based on cardholder disputes, 328 00:21:42,167 --> 00:21:45,000 we show nine hits in this locus that precede fraudulent activity. 329 00:21:45,037 --> 00:21:47,198 - What does that mean? - People's card numbers were copied 330 00:21:47,239 --> 00:21:50,140 and those numbers were used to rack up thousands of dollars in phony charges. 331 00:21:50,175 --> 00:21:53,008 Wait, you think l'm ripping off my own customers? That's insane. 332 00:21:53,045 --> 00:21:55,138 Were these meals actually served? 333 00:21:57,883 --> 00:21:59,441 Shit. 334 00:21:59,484 --> 00:22:02,044 Councilman Carillo? That was just two weeks ago. 335 00:22:02,087 --> 00:22:03,611 So you understand we have to suspend 336 00:22:03,655 --> 00:22:05,919 the use of our cards here pending an investigation. 337 00:22:05,957 --> 00:22:07,925 Suspend? You're cutting me off? 338 00:22:07,959 --> 00:22:09,483 What's going on? 339 00:22:09,528 --> 00:22:11,758 They're from Amex. No more charges. 340 00:22:11,797 --> 00:22:15,198 - What?! - Someone's stealing! 341 00:22:15,233 --> 00:22:17,565 Guys, this is like 30/% of my business here 342 00:22:17,602 --> 00:22:19,331 and l can't fucking spare it right now! 343 00:22:19,371 --> 00:22:22,363 Artie, please don't curse. The minute you use profanity, 344 00:22:22,407 --> 00:22:25,308 you give them the high moral ground to do whatever they please. 345 00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:27,107 We need copies of your reservations 346 00:22:27,145 --> 00:22:29,670 and a list of anyone who has access to customer plastic. 347 00:22:33,819 --> 00:22:37,050 l'm just asking, Jay. 348 00:22:37,089 --> 00:22:39,421 Well, tell me again. 349 00:22:39,458 --> 00:22:42,086 Why am l meeting with these chaps? 350 00:22:43,428 --> 00:22:46,886 Oh! Oh, bollocks, Jay. Uh-- bollocks! 351 00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:52,400 Oh, please. 352 00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:59,003 Anyway, we appreciate that your time 353 00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:00,978 is less than limited, so l'll cut to the chase. 354 00:23:01,012 --> 00:23:05,039 Log line-- ''The Ring'' meets ''The Godfather.'' 355 00:23:05,083 --> 00:23:08,143 Wiseguy-- murdered, l guess you could say-- 356 00:23:08,186 --> 00:23:10,518 seeks revenge on the man who ordered it. 357 00:23:10,555 --> 00:23:12,022 You would play that man. 358 00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:13,922 Which man? 359 00:23:13,959 --> 00:23:15,927 Who are we kidding here? 360 00:23:15,961 --> 00:23:18,555 You're Ben Kingsley. You'd play the boss. 361 00:23:18,597 --> 00:23:22,089 l heard this idea-- l call Jay and l say, 362 00:23:22,134 --> 00:23:24,534 ''Sir Ben Kingsley, no one else.'' 363 00:23:24,569 --> 00:23:28,300 Well, you know, as ever, it's script-dependent. 364 00:23:30,509 --> 00:23:33,000 Oh, we got a sensational writer-- JT Dolan. 365 00:23:33,044 --> 00:23:35,512 l'm embarrassed. l haven't heard of him. 366 00:23:35,547 --> 00:23:38,539 He's from TV-- ''Nash Bridges,'' ''Hooperman,'' 367 00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:41,017 and ''Law & Order, the SUV.'' 368 00:23:41,052 --> 00:23:42,849 So there's a script? 369 00:23:42,888 --> 00:23:44,685 We wanted to surmise your interest 370 00:23:44,723 --> 00:23:47,123 and then tailor the part to your specificities. 371 00:23:48,827 --> 00:23:51,557 No one plays a tough, ruthless, hardhearted prick like you do. 372 00:23:51,596 --> 00:23:53,530 You got it down, trust me. 373 00:23:53,565 --> 00:23:55,396 l take that as quite a compliment. 374 00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:57,834 Sure. ''Sexy Beast''? 375 00:23:57,869 --> 00:24:00,235 Now, we do have a shortlist of directors. 376 00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:02,399 We could go A-list down the horror genre-- 377 00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:04,204 Ridley, Tobe Hooper. 378 00:24:04,242 --> 00:24:07,973 Or we could try to find the next James Wan. He did ''Saw.'' 379 00:24:08,013 --> 00:24:09,913 Did you see that? Fuckin' brutal. 380 00:24:09,948 --> 00:24:12,416 Betty? 381 00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:16,012 lt's Ben. How are you? 382 00:24:16,054 --> 00:24:18,249 What on earth are you doing out here? 383 00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:20,258 Oh, l don't know. 384 00:24:22,494 --> 00:24:25,759 Gentlemen, allow me to introduce Miss Lauren Bacall. 385 00:24:25,797 --> 00:24:28,789 Lauren, this is Carmine Tazzi and Christopher... 386 00:24:28,834 --> 00:24:30,734 ...Moltisanti. Huge fan. 387 00:24:30,769 --> 00:24:32,634 - Thank you. - ''Lupertazzi.'' 388 00:24:32,671 --> 00:24:34,605 You were great in ''The Haves and Have-Nots.'' 389 00:24:34,639 --> 00:24:37,574 Oh yes, dear Howard Hawks. Thank you. 390 00:24:37,609 --> 00:24:40,669 l'm a presenter at one of these award shows-- 391 00:24:40,712 --> 00:24:42,680 ShoWest, some bullshit. 392 00:24:42,714 --> 00:24:45,740 Oh, l did one of those years ago, after ''Death and the Maiden,'' l think. 393 00:24:45,784 --> 00:24:48,048 They do take good care of you, though. 394 00:24:48,086 --> 00:24:50,884 l have a shiatsu in about 10 minutes. 395 00:24:50,922 --> 00:24:53,948 - Wow. - But let's catch up. 396 00:24:53,992 --> 00:24:55,584 Absolutely. Great to see you. 397 00:24:55,627 --> 00:24:58,357 - Thank you. - As always. 398 00:24:58,396 --> 00:25:01,024 - So nice meeting both of you. - Enjoy your success. 399 00:25:04,636 --> 00:25:07,469 Uh, that reminds me, l have a scheduling problem. 400 00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:09,633 This meeting was last minute and l'm supposed to be 401 00:25:09,674 --> 00:25:12,006 at the Luxury Lounge at 2:00. 402 00:25:12,043 --> 00:25:15,206 Yeah, but we haven't even gotten to the particulars yet. 403 00:25:15,247 --> 00:25:17,579 We'll walk with you. 404 00:25:20,719 --> 00:25:22,687 l think this is going very well. 405 00:25:22,721 --> 00:25:24,518 You okay? You seem a bit distracted. 406 00:25:24,556 --> 00:25:27,889 lt's fucking Sir Ben Kingsley is all. Lauren Bacall. 407 00:25:33,732 --> 00:25:36,963 - Yo. - Murmur, l'm chipping here major. 408 00:25:37,002 --> 00:25:38,663 Get on a plane. 409 00:25:38,703 --> 00:25:41,604 Sir Ben Kingsley and... guests. 410 00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:44,074 Janine will take you around. 411 00:25:44,109 --> 00:25:48,603 Hi, Janine. Ben Kingsley. 412 00:25:48,647 --> 00:25:50,547 We're offering the full services 413 00:25:50,582 --> 00:25:52,846 of the spa today, including massage. 414 00:25:52,884 --> 00:25:56,786 Listen, we're thinking about Sam Rockwell for the younger guy. 415 00:25:56,821 --> 00:25:58,618 - ls that a good chemistry for you? - Hmm. 416 00:25:58,657 --> 00:26:00,750 May l offer you champagne? 417 00:26:00,792 --> 00:26:02,783 Maybe later. 418 00:26:11,970 --> 00:26:15,428 This is Yael from Cosabella Lingerie. Sir Ben Kingsley. 419 00:26:15,473 --> 00:26:16,997 l'll take an extra large in these. 420 00:26:18,443 --> 00:26:22,379 For a man, White & Warm is giving this cashmere throw, 421 00:26:22,414 --> 00:26:25,850 great for the airplane, and here, one for the car. 422 00:26:25,884 --> 00:26:28,876 - Thanks, Yael. - They charge this shit to the room? 423 00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:31,445 - Hmm? - This is Carla from Oris. 424 00:26:31,489 --> 00:26:33,855 Men's and women's, sporty and dressy. 425 00:26:33,892 --> 00:26:37,123 A lot of guys are going with the classic stainless chrono. 426 00:26:37,162 --> 00:26:40,654 Oh, my godson would love that. He's having his birthday in three weeks. 427 00:26:40,699 --> 00:26:44,294 - But for me... - This is elegant. 428 00:26:44,336 --> 00:26:46,201 - Really is. - Take the chrono too? 429 00:26:46,237 --> 00:26:49,400 - Are you sure? - Of course. 430 00:26:54,713 --> 00:26:56,578 ls all this shit free? 431 00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:59,049 l'm gettin' that. 432 00:27:02,887 --> 00:27:06,152 ''True Crime, New York City.'' 433 00:27:11,863 --> 00:27:14,457 Pam has a huge crush on you. 434 00:27:14,499 --> 00:27:16,228 Thanks, Pam. 435 00:27:16,267 --> 00:27:18,667 So Kingsley, they do this all the time? 436 00:27:18,703 --> 00:27:20,796 - lt's Sir Ben, actually. - Sorry. 437 00:27:20,839 --> 00:27:24,104 A couple of times a year, mainly clustered around award seasons. 438 00:27:24,142 --> 00:27:26,235 How is that even fuckin' possible? 439 00:27:26,277 --> 00:27:28,211 l know. lt's embarrassing, isn't it? 440 00:27:28,246 --> 00:27:30,407 - l know l have one of these. - Shelly from iRiver. 441 00:27:30,448 --> 00:27:32,643 l don't know if you have this one. 442 00:27:32,684 --> 00:27:34,447 lt's got 20 gigs of space in a tiny package. 443 00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:37,853 That's 80 hours of video or 600 hours of music. 444 00:27:37,889 --> 00:27:40,119 Shelly, can l get one of these? 445 00:27:40,158 --> 00:27:43,184 - Here you go, Sir Ben. - Thank you, Shelly. 446 00:27:43,228 --> 00:27:47,494 Sir Ben, you've got a meeting with Doug in 10, so... 447 00:27:47,532 --> 00:27:49,625 Hey, guys, 448 00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:51,363 looks like l ate up all our time here. 449 00:27:51,403 --> 00:27:53,268 What do you say we catch up in New York? 450 00:27:53,304 --> 00:27:55,499 You got a lot of tables left. 451 00:27:55,540 --> 00:27:57,508 We're gonna make that work, Sir Ben. 452 00:27:57,542 --> 00:27:59,373 They're giving away a Caddy over there! 453 00:27:59,411 --> 00:28:01,936 Well, no, it's just a test-drive for a couple of weeks. 454 00:28:01,980 --> 00:28:05,279 You know, my family gave me some sunglasses for Christmas 455 00:28:05,316 --> 00:28:08,342 so why don't you have these? 456 00:28:08,386 --> 00:28:09,876 l bet they'll look great on you, Chris. 457 00:28:09,921 --> 00:28:11,252 l don't know. You think? 458 00:28:11,289 --> 00:28:13,553 Sir Ben, can we get a shot? 459 00:28:23,468 --> 00:28:25,629 The thing, the Arabs. 460 00:28:25,670 --> 00:28:28,195 Chris wanted me to take care of you while he's away. 461 00:28:28,239 --> 00:28:30,173 Cecil B DeMoltisanti there. 462 00:28:32,310 --> 00:28:35,074 - This is one week? - Yeah, Murmur caught some big ones. 463 00:28:35,113 --> 00:28:37,911 You're going to see your girlfriend over at Vesuvio? 464 00:28:37,949 --> 00:28:39,507 Yeah. 465 00:28:39,551 --> 00:28:41,519 All right. 466 00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:43,544 Uh... 467 00:28:44,589 --> 00:28:47,251 Give this to Artie. Put it on my tab. 468 00:28:49,561 --> 00:28:51,893 We're not here to accuse anybody, 469 00:28:51,930 --> 00:28:55,388 'cause Mainie and l like to think of you all as family. 470 00:28:55,433 --> 00:28:57,492 And this is very serious. 471 00:28:57,535 --> 00:29:00,732 lt is, but know that as family 472 00:29:00,772 --> 00:29:02,239 you'll be treated with respect 473 00:29:02,273 --> 00:29:05,436 and, if need be, forgiveness. 474 00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:11,271 Hector, and you, mustache... 475 00:29:11,316 --> 00:29:14,217 You got something to say? 476 00:29:14,252 --> 00:29:18,211 We have no intention of pressing charges. lt's just gotta stop. 477 00:29:18,256 --> 00:29:20,918 That's all we want. Any questions? 478 00:29:23,561 --> 00:29:27,657 Understand this is not about a 42-oz. jar of Moroccan olives 479 00:29:27,699 --> 00:29:29,724 or a couple of rolls of toilet paper here. 480 00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:31,929 - This is our livelihoods. - Are you looking at me? 481 00:29:31,970 --> 00:29:33,938 Nobody's looking at anybody. 482 00:29:33,972 --> 00:29:36,702 - l didn't take the toilet paper. - But the olives? 483 00:29:36,741 --> 00:29:39,175 l'm joking here. 484 00:29:39,210 --> 00:29:42,407 l'm just saying if you don't come clean to us, 485 00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:44,244 those investigators, 486 00:29:44,282 --> 00:29:46,273 well, they just might question the honesty 487 00:29:46,317 --> 00:29:48,410 of somebody that wears a coat 488 00:29:48,453 --> 00:29:50,819 - pulled from the lost-and-found. - Fuck this! 489 00:29:50,855 --> 00:29:52,345 - No, fuck you! - Arthur... 490 00:29:52,390 --> 00:29:54,358 l don't know which one of you pieces of shit did this, 491 00:29:54,392 --> 00:29:56,622 - but l've been good to you! - ...getting us nowhere. 492 00:29:56,661 --> 00:29:58,629 And you pay me back with nonstop ass-rape! 493 00:29:58,663 --> 00:30:00,563 Well fuck all a' you! 494 00:30:13,378 --> 00:30:15,608 You know what? Just forget it. 495 00:30:15,647 --> 00:30:18,582 l-- l'm so sorry, everybody. 496 00:30:18,616 --> 00:30:22,814 Um, could you just get this cleaned up so we can open? Thanks. 497 00:30:24,355 --> 00:30:26,118 No no. lt's very bad. 498 00:30:26,157 --> 00:30:28,250 They had the credit card police. 499 00:30:28,293 --> 00:30:29,590 Those companies are huge. 500 00:30:29,627 --> 00:30:32,095 They come on tough, but in the end, they gotta eat it. 501 00:30:32,130 --> 00:30:34,496 Okay. 502 00:30:43,174 --> 00:30:44,937 Everything okay in there? 503 00:30:44,976 --> 00:30:48,343 For once l'd like to eat without you getting a call from work. 504 00:30:50,481 --> 00:30:53,279 Ah. 505 00:31:00,992 --> 00:31:02,983 God damn it. 506 00:31:18,309 --> 00:31:19,708 Motherfucker. 507 00:31:19,744 --> 00:31:21,336 Arthur! 508 00:31:21,379 --> 00:31:24,177 What do you want, a repeat performance of the Fourth of July? 509 00:31:24,215 --> 00:31:25,910 That cop told you, 510 00:31:25,950 --> 00:31:28,384 no firing guns in the borough limits. 511 00:31:28,419 --> 00:31:30,410 l brought those arugula seeds 512 00:31:30,455 --> 00:31:32,446 all the way back from ltaly in my shaving kit. 513 00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:38,952 Eden, get the fuck out of there! 514 00:31:38,997 --> 00:31:43,024 - Fuck off. - l wasn't going through your purse! 515 00:31:43,067 --> 00:31:44,659 l was movin' it and it fell. 516 00:31:44,702 --> 00:31:47,262 Go fuck yourself, you guinea bastard! 517 00:31:52,410 --> 00:31:54,002 Good afternoon, Mr. Moltisanti. 518 00:31:54,045 --> 00:31:56,013 Room 81 2, please. 519 00:32:01,819 --> 00:32:04,754 - Yes. - Hey, Sir Kingsley. 520 00:32:04,789 --> 00:32:07,280 lt's Chris Moltisanti from yesterday? 521 00:32:07,325 --> 00:32:08,952 l spoke with Jay 522 00:32:08,993 --> 00:32:11,393 and he's working on that New York meeting right now. 523 00:32:11,429 --> 00:32:14,523 Fine, but that's not what l'm calling about, though. 524 00:32:14,565 --> 00:32:17,033 That Luxury Lounge thing, can you get me in there? 525 00:32:17,068 --> 00:32:19,866 l don't know. My publicist handles all that stuff. 526 00:32:19,904 --> 00:32:22,372 - So, can you call 'em? - l don't know 527 00:32:22,407 --> 00:32:25,399 how my publicist can help you, you know? 528 00:32:25,443 --> 00:32:27,240 All right. 529 00:32:27,278 --> 00:32:30,406 Yeah, in the city then. My partner went back. 530 00:32:30,448 --> 00:32:32,279 Friend of his died recently. Guy's wife 531 00:32:32,317 --> 00:32:34,444 is having a breakdown. He'll call you. 532 00:32:41,225 --> 00:32:44,217 That's security, Eden! They're gonna blow that door open! 533 00:32:44,262 --> 00:32:46,355 Fuck you! 534 00:32:50,535 --> 00:32:53,663 - Fuck. - l know, l gotta get it together. 535 00:32:53,705 --> 00:32:57,004 Black truffle doesn't have the intensity of white so you gotta use more. 536 00:32:57,041 --> 00:32:59,942 l'll be at my investing club at the Learning Annex with my cell 537 00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:03,414 if you have to call, but try not to. 538 00:33:03,448 --> 00:33:06,178 Sandy, about the meeting... 539 00:33:06,217 --> 00:33:08,048 - Oh, everybody knows you're upset. - l know. 540 00:33:08,086 --> 00:33:10,680 But Alonzo's coat, you told me that in confidence. 541 00:33:10,722 --> 00:33:12,189 l thought you needed to know. 542 00:33:12,223 --> 00:33:14,987 l also think-- well, it's probably nothing, 543 00:33:15,026 --> 00:33:18,484 but yesterday Martina was showing off these Caovilla sandals. 544 00:33:20,164 --> 00:33:21,893 l know she makes more than me, 545 00:33:21,933 --> 00:33:24,163 but they cost like $600. 546 00:33:25,970 --> 00:33:27,938 You should get back to the coatroom. 547 00:33:29,674 --> 00:33:32,541 Hold on a second. l wanna ask you something. 548 00:33:37,582 --> 00:33:40,983 - l knew it. - l'm sorry. l'll pay you back. 549 00:33:41,019 --> 00:33:44,113 - How could you do this to me? - You were so mean to me. 550 00:33:44,155 --> 00:33:47,147 Like helping you find the apartment? Teaching you to drive? 551 00:33:47,191 --> 00:33:50,388 As soon as you found out l wasn't going to fuck you, you started picking on me. 552 00:33:50,428 --> 00:33:54,057 l wanna fuck you? You certainly have a high opinion of yourself. 553 00:33:54,098 --> 00:33:56,396 You stare at me like food. 554 00:33:56,434 --> 00:33:58,732 Well l never fuck you. 555 00:33:58,770 --> 00:34:00,897 - l go to Benny and we laugh at you... - Benny. 556 00:34:00,938 --> 00:34:02,667 ...when l fuck him in the pile of money 557 00:34:02,707 --> 00:34:04,766 that we take from your stupid customers. 558 00:34:04,809 --> 00:34:07,243 You're fired. 559 00:34:07,278 --> 00:34:09,246 Oh yeah? Oh, who's laughing now? 560 00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:12,147 What do you think? l can't press charges 'cause of my friendship with Tony?! 561 00:34:12,183 --> 00:34:13,844 Three months you worked here! 562 00:34:13,885 --> 00:34:15,546 You think that doesn't go on your permanent record?! 563 00:34:15,586 --> 00:34:18,419 We lead the world in computerized data collection! 564 00:34:42,513 --> 00:34:44,447 Artie, you know what time it is? 565 00:34:44,482 --> 00:34:47,042 - We need to talk. - Now? 566 00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:48,950 My wife is pregnant. She needs to sleep. 567 00:34:48,986 --> 00:34:51,352 Martina told me about your little credit card business. 568 00:34:51,389 --> 00:34:53,220 Step outside, Ben. 569 00:34:54,792 --> 00:34:57,693 l'll be outside a minute, honey. 570 00:34:59,597 --> 00:35:01,428 Look. 571 00:35:02,433 --> 00:35:04,594 You're upset, all right? 572 00:35:04,635 --> 00:35:07,103 But it's not my fault that little trick got greedy. 573 00:35:07,138 --> 00:35:08,833 Oh, so she's a little trick, huh? 574 00:35:08,873 --> 00:35:11,137 l was gonna cut you in, but now you're acting stupid. 575 00:35:11,175 --> 00:35:13,643 Regular people are all fucking stupid. 576 00:35:21,919 --> 00:35:23,910 You want some more?! 577 00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:32,596 Piece of dogshit! Little, crazy, 578 00:35:32,630 --> 00:35:34,996 motherfucking meatball dogshit! 579 00:35:47,845 --> 00:35:50,177 Yeah, l'm stupid. 580 00:36:05,229 --> 00:36:07,629 Ho! There he is. 581 00:36:07,665 --> 00:36:09,656 How you doing? 582 00:36:09,700 --> 00:36:12,669 - Great, thanks. - This is Murmur. 583 00:36:14,105 --> 00:36:16,869 - You heading to the pool? - Massage. 584 00:36:16,908 --> 00:36:18,876 Oh. 585 00:36:18,910 --> 00:36:21,674 Listen. You get a chance to call about that Luxury Lounge for me? 586 00:36:21,712 --> 00:36:23,703 Well, it's like l explained... 587 00:36:24,982 --> 00:36:26,950 there's nothing very much l can do about it. 588 00:36:26,984 --> 00:36:29,851 - They decide whom they give it to. - Very important people, 589 00:36:29,887 --> 00:36:32,822 like you, right? 'Cause you're a very important person. 590 00:36:32,857 --> 00:36:34,848 To them, l guess. 591 00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:40,289 Murmur's an interesting name. What's the genesis? 592 00:36:40,331 --> 00:36:43,789 l had a heart murmur when l was a kid. 593 00:36:43,834 --> 00:36:45,961 They just keep handing stuff out, huh? 594 00:36:46,003 --> 00:36:47,971 The coolest shit in the world 595 00:36:48,005 --> 00:36:49,836 to the people who need it the least. 596 00:36:58,182 --> 00:37:00,673 Look. l think you've misunderstood something. 597 00:37:00,718 --> 00:37:03,448 l give most of that stuff away 598 00:37:03,487 --> 00:37:06,320 to homeless shelters, the rest l give to charity auctions. 599 00:37:06,357 --> 00:37:09,292 - Not to your godson? - l agree with you, 600 00:37:09,327 --> 00:37:11,727 the whole thing's obscene, and it's nothing 601 00:37:11,762 --> 00:37:13,787 compared to the situation at award shows. 602 00:37:13,831 --> 00:37:17,232 Presenters get about $30,000 worth of merchandise 603 00:37:17,268 --> 00:37:19,031 in those baskets. 604 00:37:19,070 --> 00:37:20,867 That's a year's salary for some people. 605 00:37:20,905 --> 00:37:22,736 Go figure. 606 00:37:22,773 --> 00:37:25,264 Hopefully we can spread some of that lolly around. 607 00:37:26,911 --> 00:37:28,708 We'll get you that script. 608 00:37:38,522 --> 00:37:40,456 Hell of a tub here, guys. 609 00:37:40,491 --> 00:37:43,392 Sea, sun. l'm gonna make it my second home. 610 00:37:43,427 --> 00:37:46,760 - Anybody else hungry? Huh? - We'll get lunch started. 611 00:37:46,797 --> 00:37:49,425 - Artie, another margarita? - l could say no, but l won't. 612 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:11,088 You lost your fucking mind? 613 00:38:11,122 --> 00:38:14,023 The shit you're in with that kid, which you brought on yourself. 614 00:38:14,058 --> 00:38:16,219 Brought on myself? Oh, l suppose you let 615 00:38:16,260 --> 00:38:18,922 a certain element into your world, you're asking for it. 616 00:38:18,963 --> 00:38:21,454 - Oh! - Jesus fucking Christ, Tony, 617 00:38:21,499 --> 00:38:22,989 how could you pull that scam at my place? 618 00:38:23,034 --> 00:38:25,798 Come on, you know l never would've let that happen if l'd known. 619 00:38:25,836 --> 00:38:28,202 You're innocent, l get it. l'm just another victim 620 00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:30,639 - of Benny Fazio, criminal mastermind. - That's right. 621 00:38:30,675 --> 00:38:33,644 And once you found out, instead of putting him in the E.R., 622 00:38:33,678 --> 00:38:36,169 you should've come to me. He says he's gonna kill you, Artie. 623 00:38:36,213 --> 00:38:38,841 l can't take American Express now, Ton'. 624 00:38:38,883 --> 00:38:42,216 You know what that means? l have to start with the fucking two-fers. 625 00:38:42,253 --> 00:38:45,279 My accountant insisted. Are you happy? 626 00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:47,086 Life's not fair. Right, l know. 627 00:38:47,124 --> 00:38:49,649 But somehow l believed my dad's crap about honest work. 628 00:38:49,694 --> 00:38:53,061 He used to say to me, ''You'll see. 629 00:38:53,097 --> 00:38:55,395 Pays off in the end.'' 630 00:38:55,433 --> 00:38:56,957 What a joke. 631 00:39:04,108 --> 00:39:06,372 l hate to see you like this, you know that. 632 00:39:06,410 --> 00:39:09,208 'Cause you start thinking crazy shit. 633 00:39:11,615 --> 00:39:13,480 Who's hungry? 634 00:39:22,460 --> 00:39:25,190 - Yeah? - Ben Kingsley passed. 635 00:39:25,229 --> 00:39:27,094 Fuck. 636 00:39:28,299 --> 00:39:30,267 You know, l tried to be his friend, 637 00:39:30,301 --> 00:39:32,360 l sent a muffin basket with the script, 638 00:39:32,403 --> 00:39:34,303 l tried everything. 639 00:39:40,411 --> 00:39:42,641 You can kill me after if you want, 640 00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:45,274 - but he's a fucking dead man. - Calm down, Ben. 641 00:39:45,316 --> 00:39:48,547 He came to my house, Tony, where my wife was watching TV. 642 00:39:48,586 --> 00:39:51,749 My wife, who's carrying my unborn son. 643 00:39:51,789 --> 00:39:54,257 l'm gonna take him to that warehouse in Paterson 644 00:39:54,291 --> 00:39:56,589 - and drive fucking... - Nails into his balls. l know. 645 00:39:56,627 --> 00:39:59,152 l heard you the first time. 646 00:40:04,201 --> 00:40:06,726 - You're having a son, huh? - They showed us his cannoli 647 00:40:06,771 --> 00:40:10,263 on the ultrasound like a month ago. 648 00:40:10,307 --> 00:40:12,832 That's beautiful. 649 00:40:14,879 --> 00:40:17,279 Oh, congratulations. 650 00:40:17,314 --> 00:40:19,407 Thank you. 651 00:40:19,450 --> 00:40:21,577 l'm gonna tell you this once-- 652 00:40:21,619 --> 00:40:24,053 it's over. You drop it. 653 00:40:24,088 --> 00:40:27,717 And frankly you should be very happy l'm not gonna tax you. 654 00:40:27,758 --> 00:40:30,852 l mean beside the fact you know l grew up with the man, 655 00:40:30,895 --> 00:40:32,863 you don't shit where you eat. 656 00:40:32,897 --> 00:40:35,229 And you really don't shit where l eat. 657 00:40:35,266 --> 00:40:37,962 l know, and l'm sorry about that, but-- 658 00:40:38,002 --> 00:40:40,095 And your parents' anniversary party? 659 00:40:40,137 --> 00:40:42,401 lt's not going to be at Da Giovanni's. lt's gonna be at Vesuvio. 660 00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:45,273 What? Tony, look at my face. 661 00:40:45,309 --> 00:40:48,107 He's going to apologize to you, and give you a rate. 662 00:40:49,780 --> 00:40:53,443 He's hurtin' too. And it's the least you can do. 663 00:40:57,688 --> 00:41:00,282 Well Ms. Bacall, your limo is second in line there. 664 00:41:00,324 --> 00:41:02,792 Oh, well l can take it from here. 665 00:41:02,827 --> 00:41:04,954 - You sure? - Yeah, thank you so much. 666 00:41:04,995 --> 00:41:06,690 - Okay, you're welcome. - Good night. 667 00:41:06,730 --> 00:41:08,425 Night. 668 00:41:12,203 --> 00:41:14,330 - Get the fuck away from me! - What are you doing?! 669 00:41:16,173 --> 00:41:18,073 Somebody help us! 670 00:41:18,108 --> 00:41:20,303 Those guys! 671 00:41:23,481 --> 00:41:25,711 Ms. Bacall, don't move. 672 00:41:25,749 --> 00:41:29,150 Yes, an ambulance by Robinsons-May. 673 00:41:29,186 --> 00:41:33,179 Oh Jesus, my fucking arm. 674 00:41:38,929 --> 00:41:41,090 - Hmm? - No. 675 00:41:43,501 --> 00:41:45,264 There's a line outside. 676 00:41:47,037 --> 00:41:50,200 Okay, push the scampi. Wholesaler says they gotta get eaten tonight. 677 00:41:50,241 --> 00:41:53,904 And don't spread out too much. We still got the Fazio party in the banquet room. 678 00:41:57,114 --> 00:41:59,207 Okay, Sandy. Open the door. 679 00:42:03,053 --> 00:42:05,817 Hello. Welcome. 680 00:42:05,856 --> 00:42:08,154 Do you have low-salt selections? 681 00:42:11,795 --> 00:42:13,353 Ahem-- 682 00:42:15,799 --> 00:42:18,427 Ma, Pop, order whatever you want. 683 00:42:18,469 --> 00:42:20,937 l'm having that loin of veal. 684 00:42:20,971 --> 00:42:23,201 That's the other place, Ma. 685 00:42:28,846 --> 00:42:30,313 This the young couple? 686 00:42:30,347 --> 00:42:32,247 Yes, my mom and dad. 687 00:42:32,283 --> 00:42:33,773 Cent'anni! 688 00:42:33,817 --> 00:42:36,752 - Hundred years! - Cent'anni! 689 00:42:38,522 --> 00:42:41,821 Well, l hope you all enjoy. You're all set for wine, cocktails? 690 00:42:43,260 --> 00:42:45,490 - Nothing? - Fine, thanks. 691 00:42:47,631 --> 00:42:50,794 Benny, can l get you a Martina? 692 00:42:50,834 --> 00:42:52,529 - Excuse me? - A Martina. 693 00:42:52,570 --> 00:42:55,368 lt's like a Martini, but it's from Albania. 694 00:42:55,406 --> 00:42:56,873 Hmm. l never heard of it. 695 00:42:56,907 --> 00:42:59,501 Well, apparently they go down real easy. 696 00:42:59,543 --> 00:43:01,204 Right, Ben? 697 00:43:03,747 --> 00:43:06,011 We're gonna look at the menu. 698 00:43:07,084 --> 00:43:09,279 Good enough. 699 00:43:12,790 --> 00:43:15,987 - You order for me. - Fine. The monkfish. 700 00:43:16,026 --> 00:43:18,460 There's such a strange consistency. 701 00:43:29,073 --> 00:43:31,405 - Ow! - ln front of my wife?! 702 00:43:31,442 --> 00:43:33,535 Fuck! 703 00:43:33,577 --> 00:43:35,477 Jesus! Fuck, my hand! 704 00:43:35,512 --> 00:43:38,413 Shit! Oh God! Oh fuck! 705 00:43:40,084 --> 00:43:42,075 Fuck! My hand! 706 00:43:44,521 --> 00:43:47,456 Oh my God! Oh my God! 707 00:43:47,491 --> 00:43:51,655 Oh my God, Arthur! Somebody call 911 please! 708 00:44:19,623 --> 00:44:21,955 Look at this. 709 00:44:29,667 --> 00:44:32,830 l had no idea. l'd have booked another flight. 710 00:44:32,870 --> 00:44:34,929 Fuck. 711 00:44:41,211 --> 00:44:43,076 Where is everybody? 712 00:44:43,113 --> 00:44:44,910 My father-in-law don't wanna come. 713 00:44:44,948 --> 00:44:46,916 Him and Carm aren't speaking. 714 00:44:46,950 --> 00:44:50,408 - How's the meathook? - Had to be my fuckin' saute hand, huh? 715 00:44:50,454 --> 00:44:52,615 Why, you got an okay crowd here today. 716 00:44:52,656 --> 00:44:54,851 Sunday pasta's the last thing to go. 717 00:44:54,892 --> 00:44:57,019 The place is on life-support ever since word got out 718 00:44:57,061 --> 00:44:58,892 to the regulars about their credit cards. 719 00:44:58,929 --> 00:45:01,523 And my staff is pissed off about Martina leaving. 720 00:45:01,565 --> 00:45:04,329 Benny did a real number here, Tony. 721 00:45:04,368 --> 00:45:07,599 Who knows? Maybe it's cursed. The fire, then this. 722 00:45:07,638 --> 00:45:09,230 Will you stop talkin' like an old lady? 723 00:45:09,273 --> 00:45:11,639 - Artie. - No go, huh? 724 00:45:11,675 --> 00:45:14,269 He's just being dramatic. 725 00:45:15,546 --> 00:45:17,207 - How are you, sweetie? - Better. 726 00:45:17,247 --> 00:45:19,875 And Carm, the flowers... 727 00:45:21,885 --> 00:45:24,877 Tonight, only the best 728 00:45:24,922 --> 00:45:26,514 for the best people. 729 00:45:33,897 --> 00:45:35,728 Hmm, that's excellent. 730 00:45:42,740 --> 00:45:45,106 Hey, be careful you two, 731 00:45:45,142 --> 00:45:47,042 because the way you two are looking at each other, 732 00:45:47,077 --> 00:45:50,171 pretty soon we'll have to put a high chair over here. 733 00:45:50,214 --> 00:45:53,047 Like the icing on a cake, okay? Capisce? 734 00:45:53,083 --> 00:45:55,176 Keep your thumbs out of the food. 735 00:46:00,357 --> 00:46:02,757 We gotta talk about your problem. 736 00:46:02,793 --> 00:46:04,624 Oh, great. Another idea. 737 00:46:04,661 --> 00:46:06,788 How 'bout a strolling accordionist? 738 00:46:09,566 --> 00:46:11,693 l'm gonna give you the name of a good psychiatrist. 739 00:46:11,735 --> 00:46:14,101 She's ltalian. You'll like her. 740 00:46:15,339 --> 00:46:17,933 You know what? You go about in pity for yourself. 741 00:46:17,975 --> 00:46:20,535 - l go about in pity for myself? - Yeah. 742 00:46:20,577 --> 00:46:22,636 l gotta tell you, Bodhisattva, 743 00:46:22,679 --> 00:46:24,738 that is fucking priceless. 744 00:46:24,782 --> 00:46:27,342 Use the other door. 745 00:46:27,384 --> 00:46:29,716 You bitch and you moan and you blame 746 00:46:29,753 --> 00:46:31,846 everybody else for your problems, 747 00:46:31,889 --> 00:46:35,985 instead of maybe... not letting the Mexicans do all the cooking for you 748 00:46:36,026 --> 00:46:39,291 or, l don't know, changing the menu or changing the decor. 749 00:46:39,329 --> 00:46:42,492 l guess because you know how to eat, you know how to run a restaurant. 750 00:46:45,169 --> 00:46:47,364 On one of the bleakest nights of my life, 751 00:46:47,404 --> 00:46:52,205 after the shit with my mother and that fuckin' storm outside, 752 00:46:52,242 --> 00:46:54,938 l came here to this place. 753 00:46:54,978 --> 00:46:57,845 l sat out there with Carm and my two kids 754 00:46:57,881 --> 00:47:00,475 and we ate and we drank and we were so happy to be here, 755 00:47:00,517 --> 00:47:02,678 more than any other place in the world. 756 00:47:02,719 --> 00:47:05,415 And you know l'm gonna eat here until l fall off the chair. 757 00:47:08,125 --> 00:47:10,184 But in business, sometimes shit happens. 758 00:47:10,227 --> 00:47:12,718 The playing field changes, whatever. 759 00:47:12,763 --> 00:47:15,960 And you gotta do whatever you gotta do to keep your dick up. 760 00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:21,669 lf you hate it here so much, why don't you go to Da Giovanni? 761 00:47:21,705 --> 00:47:24,333 See if he'll cook you that bland shit for your shot-up pancreas. 762 00:47:29,947 --> 00:47:31,744 l'll tell you one thing 763 00:47:31,782 --> 00:47:33,750 and this is very hard-- 764 00:47:33,784 --> 00:47:35,615 nobody wants to hear you talk. 765 00:47:35,652 --> 00:47:39,486 They're trying to eat out there and you come along 766 00:47:39,523 --> 00:47:42,356 with your corny jokes and your stupid stories. 767 00:47:43,961 --> 00:47:46,259 Just stay in the kitchen. 768 00:47:46,296 --> 00:47:48,696 That'd be a start. 769 00:48:02,913 --> 00:48:04,676 Hey. 770 00:48:07,951 --> 00:48:10,647 You wouldn't believe what these people in the business get, 771 00:48:10,687 --> 00:48:13,019 totally fuckin' absolutely gratis. 772 00:48:13,056 --> 00:48:15,149 Yeah, l hear the streets are paved with hand jobs. 773 00:48:15,192 --> 00:48:18,650 Right. l scored some major swag. 774 00:48:18,695 --> 00:48:20,890 A little taste for you. 775 00:48:22,799 --> 00:48:25,029 Trip to Australia, first-class vouchers, 776 00:48:25,068 --> 00:48:26,899 some kind of golf resort. 777 00:48:26,937 --> 00:48:29,428 Looks like Sarasota. 778 00:48:29,473 --> 00:48:33,034 After what, a 20-hour flight? No. 779 00:48:49,192 --> 00:48:51,456 That's for a pocket dog. 780 00:48:56,633 --> 00:48:58,328 How'd it go with the movie star? 781 00:48:58,368 --> 00:49:01,428 He was all over us, but l don't think he's right. 782 00:49:01,471 --> 00:49:04,440 We made some great contacts. Plus we saw Lindsay Lohan. 783 00:49:04,474 --> 00:49:06,135 Total piece of ass. 784 00:49:08,712 --> 00:49:10,612 You hear Artie burned his hand? 785 00:49:10,647 --> 00:49:14,777 Yeah. Him and Benny. How crazy is that? 786 00:49:14,818 --> 00:49:16,786 - He okay? - A layer of skin 787 00:49:16,820 --> 00:49:18,685 came off his hand like a glove. 788 00:49:18,722 --> 00:49:21,953 But, they said, you know, no scarring, no grafts. 789 00:49:21,992 --> 00:49:24,688 - Lucky. - Hmm. 790 00:49:26,129 --> 00:49:28,359 Well, not for nothin'. l couldn't help but thinkin' 791 00:49:28,398 --> 00:49:31,959 if you were here watching your crew, 792 00:49:32,002 --> 00:49:33,970 things wouldn't have gone the way they did. 793 00:49:34,004 --> 00:49:36,029 You let me go, T. 794 00:49:36,073 --> 00:49:38,598 l asked you. Now it's my fault Artie and Benny got into it? 795 00:49:38,642 --> 00:49:42,544 This is what l was concerned about, Christopher, the loss of focus. 796 00:49:42,579 --> 00:49:45,104 Look... 797 00:49:45,148 --> 00:49:49,209 not many guys have had to make the kind of sacrifice l did. 798 00:49:49,252 --> 00:49:51,743 How many times you gonna play the Adriana card? 799 00:50:01,898 --> 00:50:04,025 Sandy just seated a couple. 800 00:50:04,067 --> 00:50:05,762 Kitchen's closed. 801 00:50:05,802 --> 00:50:08,965 He said they were supposed to go to the city but they had car trouble. 802 00:50:10,941 --> 00:50:12,704 Hector already left to pick up his wife. 803 00:50:12,743 --> 00:50:15,211 Plus l got nothing back here, Charm. 804 00:50:15,245 --> 00:50:17,304 They already opened the bottle. 805 00:50:28,025 --> 00:50:29,925 They're gonna have to eat what l give them. 806 00:51:22,612 --> 00:51:25,775 Arthur, a lot of people don't like rabbit. 807 00:51:25,816 --> 00:51:27,306 My grandfather's way. 808 00:51:27,350 --> 00:51:29,045 Only with Provençal elements l been thinking about. 809 00:51:29,086 --> 00:51:31,611 l thought you were taking it to him at the home. 810 00:51:31,655 --> 00:51:35,421 Okay-- out. l wanna get outta here tonight.