1 00:01:51,077 --> 00:01:53,068 I told you, you didn't have to come. 2 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:56,806 Yeah, let you drive yourself when you look this bad? 3 00:02:01,254 --> 00:02:02,278 Yeah? 4 00:02:02,355 --> 00:02:03,652 He's out. 5 00:02:04,657 --> 00:02:06,147 He looks good. 6 00:02:07,093 --> 00:02:09,527 - Talk to him. Get a sense. - Okay. 7 00:02:27,180 --> 00:02:29,614 Your cousin's out of rehab. Looks good. 8 00:02:30,517 --> 00:02:32,644 Okay, I'm sorry about that. 9 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:39,785 Lyme titers, sed rate... 10 00:02:40,793 --> 00:02:41,885 inconclusive. 11 00:02:42,028 --> 00:02:44,155 Score one for the Italians. 12 00:02:44,297 --> 00:02:47,266 - You don't have lupus. - Thank God for that. 13 00:02:52,372 --> 00:02:55,102 Think we might be looking at a viral syndrome... 14 00:02:55,275 --> 00:02:56,970 maybe mono. 15 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:00,343 - Oh, God. - How's your emotional level? 16 00:03:00,580 --> 00:03:02,980 Stress off the charts lately? Like all of us? 17 00:03:03,049 --> 00:03:06,109 - What do you mean? - Death, major change of any kind? 18 00:03:07,387 --> 00:03:10,049 No, just the usual. One day runs into the next. 19 00:03:12,592 --> 00:03:15,755 Stay on the Advil. Your temperature goes up, you call me. 20 00:03:16,095 --> 00:03:17,460 You know, it's amazing. 21 00:03:17,530 --> 00:03:20,328 I got a relative who's got a heroin problem. 22 00:03:21,267 --> 00:03:24,794 The people that need drugs, all they can get is shit like Advil. 23 00:03:25,672 --> 00:03:27,469 Thank you for coming. 24 00:03:34,013 --> 00:03:35,310 That was Grove Street. 25 00:03:35,381 --> 00:03:37,815 I gotta make a stop down in Sea Bright. 26 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:40,819 - I don't feel well. - You get some sea air. 27 00:03:40,887 --> 00:03:43,515 - We'll go to Barr's. You won't have to cook. - Goddamn it. 28 00:03:43,590 --> 00:03:45,717 Yeah, I really want lobster. 29 00:03:46,859 --> 00:03:48,520 The student loan people called. 30 00:03:48,595 --> 00:03:51,086 We're late with Allegra's nursing school payment. 31 00:03:53,132 --> 00:03:56,295 - Where you going? - Nordstrom's. They're having a sale. 32 00:03:57,704 --> 00:04:00,673 Sallie Mae calls, and your response to that is to go shopping? 33 00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:03,868 It's a sale, John. I need clothes for Italy. 34 00:04:05,511 --> 00:04:09,140 - We're still going, aren't we? - Might be time for a little belt-tightening. 35 00:04:09,215 --> 00:04:12,514 The bottom line is I'll be losing money if the Esplanade is shut down. 36 00:04:12,585 --> 00:04:15,782 We should try to go. I spoke to Nicole Lupertazzi. 37 00:04:15,855 --> 00:04:19,916 When she and Little Carmine stayed at the Hassler last year, he loved it. 38 00:04:20,627 --> 00:04:22,720 That's good for Little Carmine, then. 39 00:04:22,795 --> 00:04:26,697 His fucking wallet isn't tied to the goddamned Esplanade, god damn it! 40 00:04:30,003 --> 00:04:32,335 John, why are you yelling at me? 41 00:04:33,740 --> 00:04:35,401 John, what'd I do? 42 00:04:51,090 --> 00:04:52,819 Is that my father's truck? 43 00:04:56,696 --> 00:04:58,391 What the hell's going on? 44 00:04:58,464 --> 00:05:00,591 Me to know, you to find out. 45 00:05:05,171 --> 00:05:08,299 So, what do you think, Mel? Don't see no dry rot. 46 00:05:08,374 --> 00:05:11,741 Mrs. Soprano, Virginia Lupo, RElMAX Community Realty. 47 00:05:11,878 --> 00:05:12,867 Hi. 48 00:05:14,414 --> 00:05:16,780 That's right. It's even got a name. 49 00:05:18,751 --> 00:05:21,652 - Where did this come from? - That's if we can get it. 50 00:05:22,855 --> 00:05:24,914 This is a huge amount of money. 51 00:05:25,625 --> 00:05:28,025 And your construction project shut down... 52 00:05:28,094 --> 00:05:31,120 That can't last forever. It's for the family. 53 00:05:32,598 --> 00:05:36,125 As the kids get older, it gets harder to keep us all together... 54 00:05:36,536 --> 00:05:38,003 but this is a draw. 55 00:05:38,771 --> 00:05:41,865 Bring friends down, have big cookouts, jet ski. 56 00:05:43,843 --> 00:05:45,743 And for us, too, though. 57 00:05:46,145 --> 00:05:47,578 When we were piss poor... 58 00:05:47,647 --> 00:05:50,844 this was the biggest caviar wish we could come up with. 59 00:05:55,221 --> 00:05:58,019 Kind of reminds you of the Kennedy compound, don't it? 60 00:06:06,466 --> 00:06:09,867 Can I ask you why they're selling? My husband said, "If we can get it. " 61 00:06:09,936 --> 00:06:12,268 Well, there is a buyer already. 62 00:06:12,972 --> 00:06:14,769 In fact, the house is sold. 63 00:06:15,108 --> 00:06:19,340 But there's a chance that these buyers won't qualify for financing. 64 00:06:19,412 --> 00:06:21,778 And I know the owner, Alan. 65 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:24,915 He lives just next door, here. He's an attorney. 66 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:29,511 If you're offering cash, I thought you should at least see the place. 67 00:06:30,289 --> 00:06:32,484 So, it's not really for sale. 68 00:06:32,992 --> 00:06:35,517 It's just as well, because we couldn't swing this. 69 00:06:35,595 --> 00:06:37,187 There's Al! 70 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:50,108 The jury has claimed they are deadlocked. 71 00:06:50,176 --> 00:06:53,270 However, I'm inclined to agree with prosecution. 72 00:06:54,280 --> 00:06:57,511 I'm going to give them additional time to reach a verdict. 73 00:06:57,984 --> 00:07:01,010 We should've had a hung jury mistrial. Object, for Christ's sake! 74 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:03,783 Allen charge. It has to play out. 75 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:13,456 Ladies and gentlemen, you've communicated that you feel... 76 00:07:13,533 --> 00:07:16,696 that you're unable to come to a unanimous verdict in this case. 77 00:07:16,769 --> 00:07:20,728 Now, I know that you've been at it for a while, and it can be frustrating. 78 00:07:21,073 --> 00:07:23,906 But we've all spent a lot of time on this trial. 79 00:07:24,544 --> 00:07:28,412 And being as I have no reason to believe that another jury... 80 00:07:28,481 --> 00:07:31,882 with the same evidence would be better able to reach a verdict... 81 00:07:31,951 --> 00:07:36,081 I'm going to ask you to go back in there and reason with each other... 82 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:38,257 and apply the law... 83 00:07:38,324 --> 00:07:40,815 and come back in here with a verdict. 84 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:43,023 If not, I wanna move on. 85 00:07:45,097 --> 00:07:46,223 Here. 86 00:07:49,869 --> 00:07:53,066 Did somebody check the order, make sure we got everything this time? 87 00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:54,128 Yes. 88 00:07:57,076 --> 00:07:58,600 Well, keep me posted. 89 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:02,512 Dinner's served! 90 00:08:08,788 --> 00:08:11,256 - Get any sleep? - Couldn't. 91 00:08:13,593 --> 00:08:17,586 We have absolutely no business getting into something like that house... 92 00:08:17,663 --> 00:08:19,858 with A.J. Two years away from college. 93 00:08:19,932 --> 00:08:23,231 That was Virginia Lupo on the phone. She hasn't heard from the owner. 94 00:08:23,302 --> 00:08:25,566 I guess that deal's gonna go through. 95 00:08:25,638 --> 00:08:27,230 I wonder who they are. 96 00:08:29,475 --> 00:08:32,501 Motherfucking, goddamn orange-peel beef! 97 00:08:32,912 --> 00:08:34,379 Call them up. 98 00:08:34,947 --> 00:08:36,539 You got me plain soup, right? 99 00:08:36,616 --> 00:08:39,141 We'll be finished eating the rest before he gets back. 100 00:08:39,218 --> 00:08:41,652 Go through the order while they're still here. 101 00:08:41,721 --> 00:08:45,122 What good does that do? He's still gotta get it and come back again. 102 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:47,955 - What happened? - They left out part of the order. 103 00:08:48,027 --> 00:08:50,052 - Call them up. - Sit down and eat. 104 00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:56,694 I guess some things just weren't meant to be. 105 00:08:57,737 --> 00:08:59,432 What are we talking about? 106 00:08:59,505 --> 00:09:02,474 I was thinking of buying your mother a house down on the shore. 107 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:04,339 Un-fucking-believable! 108 00:09:05,044 --> 00:09:07,979 - Would we have a gym? - It's the shore. 109 00:09:08,681 --> 00:09:10,171 Wouldn't you want to be outdoors? 110 00:09:10,249 --> 00:09:12,774 Forget that. You're fined $3 for the F-word. 111 00:09:12,852 --> 00:09:15,821 I heard Dad say "mother-F" when I was coming down the stairs. 112 00:09:15,888 --> 00:09:18,755 He's fined, too. We're gonna make this policy work. 113 00:09:19,292 --> 00:09:20,554 It's too late. 114 00:09:36,142 --> 00:09:37,734 What's going on? 115 00:09:40,613 --> 00:09:43,980 You know, it does seem like a good value, even at that price. 116 00:09:45,051 --> 00:09:47,542 Waterfront property, in that area. 117 00:09:49,121 --> 00:09:52,215 We probably wouldn't get hurt, as an investment. 118 00:09:53,993 --> 00:09:56,621 You're the one that took real estate classes. 119 00:09:57,029 --> 00:10:00,965 Didn't you say that a person shouldn't look at a house as an investment? 120 00:10:01,300 --> 00:10:03,860 I know you. If you don't get the place, you'll sulk. 121 00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:06,666 - And I'll be the wet blanket. - I'll sulk? 122 00:10:06,839 --> 00:10:08,363 I was sleeping. 123 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:16,077 If you want me to sign off... 124 00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:19,281 We probably wouldn't lose money. 125 00:10:23,089 --> 00:10:26,991 But if you don't want to go through with it, believe me, that's fine, too. 126 00:10:40,573 --> 00:10:44,441 But if you did, Virginia Lupo's phone number is on the bureau. 127 00:10:44,910 --> 00:10:46,138 And, you know... 128 00:10:47,146 --> 00:10:49,740 better to act quickly if, you know... 129 00:10:51,217 --> 00:10:55,347 More is lost by indecision than by wrong decision, that's all I'm saying. 130 00:11:00,126 --> 00:11:01,388 Hey, Jack Lemmon. 131 00:11:01,460 --> 00:11:03,155 How's Lee Remick? 132 00:11:05,131 --> 00:11:06,826 So, how the fuck are you? 133 00:11:07,199 --> 00:11:09,463 - That place help you? - Yeah. 134 00:11:09,802 --> 00:11:13,101 I found out about strengths I have I didn't even know I had. 135 00:11:13,272 --> 00:11:15,467 - You look fucking great. - Thank you. 136 00:11:16,108 --> 00:11:19,168 Thank everybody for forcing me to deal with it. 137 00:11:19,478 --> 00:11:22,538 - Especially Adriana. - You're not shooting junk, right? 138 00:11:23,783 --> 00:11:26,581 Fuck, no. I'm completely clean and sober. 139 00:11:27,453 --> 00:11:29,546 Which one of the 12 steps you on now? 140 00:11:29,622 --> 00:11:33,581 The only one I haven't done is go around to all the people I fucked over... 141 00:11:33,659 --> 00:11:35,684 while I was using, and apologize. 142 00:11:40,299 --> 00:11:42,426 Maybe you shouldn't do that one. 143 00:11:42,568 --> 00:11:46,095 - You know, let sleeping dogs lie. - That's what I was thinking. 144 00:11:46,338 --> 00:11:50,604 Maybe in a couple of cases, I'll send flowers, or cash in some cases. 145 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:01,551 - Where's Carmine at? - No change whatsoever. 146 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,023 Where are you at? 147 00:12:06,826 --> 00:12:10,318 I think a movement from below is not palatable to the other bosses. 148 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:12,387 It's what they fear most. 149 00:12:12,531 --> 00:12:15,193 A movement from outside, it's more forgivable... 150 00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:18,199 and more understandable, given the facts, here. 151 00:12:19,271 --> 00:12:21,569 I mean, you've been reasonable. 152 00:12:23,642 --> 00:12:26,475 If I do it, what do you do for me? 153 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:30,147 I take a sad song and make it better... 154 00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:32,844 with the other families, as regards you. 155 00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:36,046 You're smart to have reservations... 156 00:12:36,188 --> 00:12:39,055 but there's differences between this and Castellano. 157 00:12:39,859 --> 00:12:43,192 Yes, you still got the four other families who could raise a stink... 158 00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:45,924 but Andy's my brother-in-law. I have their ear. 159 00:12:50,669 --> 00:12:51,897 I'm gonna pass. 160 00:12:51,971 --> 00:12:54,439 - Fuck are you talking about? - I'm taking the risk. 161 00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:56,998 Fuck what were you talking about last time then? 162 00:12:57,076 --> 00:12:58,304 What would it take? 163 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:04,575 Fuck even one percentage point. 164 00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:07,919 All claims to my HUD business are irrigated. 165 00:13:09,255 --> 00:13:10,347 All right. 166 00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:15,188 All future construction projects, 60-40 in my favor. 167 00:13:26,772 --> 00:13:30,333 What I'm gonna tell you is for your ears only, and Sil's. 168 00:13:31,343 --> 00:13:33,777 We're gonna take out Carmine Lupertazzi. 169 00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:42,618 Johnny Sack's gonna go to war. 170 00:13:42,688 --> 00:13:44,588 No, he's not. 171 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:48,584 That's right. 172 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:52,153 See, Carmine's got major income besides construction, Johnny don't. 173 00:13:52,231 --> 00:13:55,325 Only other person hurting worse than either of the pricks is me. 174 00:13:55,401 --> 00:13:58,029 Whacking the boss of one of the five families? 175 00:13:59,138 --> 00:14:02,335 - Johnny's a snaky fuck. - That's something to be considered. 176 00:14:02,408 --> 00:14:06,310 But remember, also, how deeply hurt fucking Johnny felt over Carmine... 177 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,943 not backing him on those slurs against Ginny. 178 00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:10,174 Life's funny. 179 00:14:10,249 --> 00:14:12,683 Carmine never made that right with John. 180 00:14:12,952 --> 00:14:15,147 I knew back then that was a mistake. 181 00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:18,512 Gonna hit Carmine soon? 182 00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:21,822 If I'm gonna buy this house, I need the Esplanade scratch. 183 00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:27,498 It shouldn't look like what it is. 184 00:14:27,566 --> 00:14:30,967 Home invasion, carjacking, fucking ingrown toenail... 185 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,033 I know these black guys from Irvington. 186 00:14:35,107 --> 00:14:36,972 That's the right idea. 187 00:14:37,276 --> 00:14:40,541 It can never get out who whacked the old fuck. 188 00:14:42,581 --> 00:14:45,175 - Are they trustworthy, these guys? - Yeah. 189 00:14:45,451 --> 00:14:46,782 Make sure. 190 00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:01,661 Help you? 191 00:15:02,534 --> 00:15:04,695 Hi, how you doing? I'm Tony Soprano. 192 00:15:04,770 --> 00:15:07,933 I was here with my wife the other day with Virginia Lupo. 193 00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:11,767 - Right. Alan Sapinsly. - How are you? 194 00:15:13,212 --> 00:15:14,304 So, what do you think? 195 00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:17,406 She says those other people are gonna go through with it. 196 00:15:17,483 --> 00:15:21,112 I was gonna go talk to you, frankly, after I took another look at the place. 197 00:15:21,186 --> 00:15:25,247 This is galling because I don't think they're going to qualify for financing... 198 00:15:25,324 --> 00:15:28,782 and we gave them this God-awful 90-day escrow. My wife's doing. 199 00:15:28,894 --> 00:15:30,452 She liked Mrs. Kim. 200 00:15:31,363 --> 00:15:34,696 I can do 15 days. Shortest allowable by law. 201 00:15:39,071 --> 00:15:40,902 Never tire of painting this. 202 00:15:45,377 --> 00:15:47,902 - You'd be coming in with cash, right? - Yeah. 203 00:15:50,749 --> 00:15:52,080 Fuck this. 204 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,082 Dr. Kim, hey, Alan Sapinsly. 205 00:15:58,824 --> 00:16:00,086 It's not? 206 00:16:00,225 --> 00:16:02,455 Well, we've got serious problems. 207 00:16:03,162 --> 00:16:04,891 On the house. Sure. 208 00:16:06,231 --> 00:16:09,792 He's going into surgery, doesn't want to talk there in the prep room. 209 00:16:10,936 --> 00:16:12,198 Yes, I'm here. 210 00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:14,371 What does your lender say? 211 00:16:15,341 --> 00:16:16,638 Jesus, Doctor. 212 00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:19,576 I take almost no comfort from those words. 213 00:16:19,678 --> 00:16:21,908 And were I you, I wouldn't either. 214 00:16:22,047 --> 00:16:25,915 I'm aware we have a contract in place. Doctor, please, I'm an attorney. 215 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,283 Look, Cho-Sun. Wait, you're not listening. 216 00:16:28,354 --> 00:16:32,051 Simply stated, I want the chance to sell to a more qualified buyer... 217 00:16:32,391 --> 00:16:34,916 if I can find one at this late date. 218 00:16:35,594 --> 00:16:37,152 Actually, it's very... 219 00:16:37,796 --> 00:16:41,163 Wait, do you want to do all the talking and I'll just stand here? 220 00:16:41,233 --> 00:16:42,325 Thank you. 221 00:16:42,468 --> 00:16:46,268 You call Virginia Lupo, she calls the bank, you get your deposit back. 222 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:50,840 Your wife's a grown woman, she'll adjust. 223 00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:53,644 Dr. Kim, I spent 10 years as a litigator. 224 00:16:53,712 --> 00:16:58,376 Buy this property, I'll make your life a misery. I can tort you into the poorhouse. 225 00:16:58,650 --> 00:17:02,643 I've got an overseas call. Think it over. You have Virginia's number. 226 00:17:05,157 --> 00:17:06,419 Who knows? We'll see. 227 00:17:06,492 --> 00:17:09,188 I wouldn't want to be the patient he's gonna operate on. 228 00:17:09,261 --> 00:17:11,024 Let's hold a good thought? 229 00:17:22,674 --> 00:17:23,663 Hello. 230 00:17:24,743 --> 00:17:26,711 Virginia, sure, hi. 231 00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:29,975 We did? 232 00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:42,124 All right. 233 00:17:45,864 --> 00:17:47,991 Picture the fishing off that dock. 234 00:17:51,437 --> 00:17:53,735 God, it really is beautiful, isn't it? 235 00:17:54,306 --> 00:17:56,331 First time I felt good signing papers. 236 00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:58,035 Dad, blue crabs! 237 00:17:59,211 --> 00:18:01,372 Oh, my God, this is nice. 238 00:18:11,323 --> 00:18:13,086 You'll inherit this. 239 00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:16,851 Dad, what a thing to say. 240 00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:33,369 Anthony Soprano... 241 00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:35,637 you are full of surprises. 242 00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:39,982 It's good to see a smile on your face. 243 00:18:51,029 --> 00:18:53,964 Praise the Lord for sobriety. 244 00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:55,698 The higher power. 245 00:18:57,603 --> 00:19:00,299 - That 12-step shit doing for you? - Yeah. 246 00:19:00,672 --> 00:19:02,071 Thanks for asking. 247 00:19:02,541 --> 00:19:04,805 We sold you "H" when that was your thing. 248 00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:08,313 Still we here when it's wop-whacking time in Brooklyn. 249 00:19:09,181 --> 00:19:11,547 - It should look like a carjacking. - See? 250 00:19:11,717 --> 00:19:15,153 That's why you came to us. That's some stereotyping shit. 251 00:19:15,254 --> 00:19:17,745 He goes mall-walking inside King's Plaza. 252 00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:20,656 7:00 a. m. Tuesdays and Thursdays. Regular. 253 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,894 Macy's entrance, Avenue U and Flatbush. 254 00:19:24,062 --> 00:19:25,825 You get the down payment? 255 00:19:36,642 --> 00:19:38,132 Next sound you hear... 256 00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:55,393 Home of the burger, what's your beef? 257 00:19:56,595 --> 00:19:59,564 l'm sorry. l have wrong number. 258 00:19:59,798 --> 00:20:02,096 This is the Soprano residence. 259 00:20:02,434 --> 00:20:03,560 Tony? 260 00:20:03,902 --> 00:20:05,631 No, this is Anthony. 261 00:20:06,605 --> 00:20:09,267 Yes. The handsome boy. 262 00:20:10,475 --> 00:20:11,635 Who is this? 263 00:20:13,011 --> 00:20:14,535 Is your mother there? 264 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:16,570 Ma, telephone! 265 00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:18,782 - Who is it? - I don't know. 266 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:27,249 Is this Mrs. Soprano? 267 00:20:27,693 --> 00:20:29,058 Yes, it is. 268 00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:33,063 I used to fuck your husband. 269 00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:52,644 A.J., I've got it! 270 00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:00,815 Tony loves me, you know. 271 00:21:00,892 --> 00:21:03,588 lf it wasn't for his kids, you'd be out on the street. 272 00:21:03,662 --> 00:21:04,788 What do you want? 273 00:21:04,863 --> 00:21:08,355 I thought you might want to know we have some sadness in common. 274 00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:12,062 He has been sleeping with my cousin, Svetlana. 275 00:21:12,838 --> 00:21:14,237 That's right. 276 00:21:14,306 --> 00:21:16,740 While she was taking care of his uncle. 277 00:21:20,045 --> 00:21:21,444 You piece of shit. 278 00:21:23,582 --> 00:21:25,311 Yes, I'm a piece of shit. 279 00:21:25,384 --> 00:21:28,251 I'm a piece of shit which the world, every morning, strains... 280 00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:29,981 and pushes out of its butt! 281 00:21:31,356 --> 00:21:35,190 If you can, imagine where you are on the pecking order. 282 00:21:38,897 --> 00:21:40,626 You call my house again... 283 00:21:40,899 --> 00:21:43,094 you ever speak... 284 00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:47,302 to one of my children again, I will track you down, and I will kill you. 285 00:21:47,372 --> 00:21:48,964 We have got guns here. 286 00:21:49,608 --> 00:21:50,700 l mean it. 287 00:21:51,043 --> 00:21:52,670 You remember my cousin? 288 00:21:53,011 --> 00:21:55,912 She was also his mama's caregiver, with the one leg. 289 00:21:57,015 --> 00:21:59,745 lt is so absurd, why would l make it up? 290 00:22:33,985 --> 00:22:35,247 What the fuck? 291 00:22:45,464 --> 00:22:48,331 - What the fuck are you doing? - You fucking shitbag! 292 00:22:49,334 --> 00:22:52,201 Don't come up here! Get the fuck out of this house! 293 00:23:07,853 --> 00:23:09,445 What's the matter? 294 00:23:11,957 --> 00:23:13,925 Carm, what did I do now? 295 00:23:19,631 --> 00:23:20,620 What did I do? 296 00:23:24,669 --> 00:23:27,968 Your mother told you what I said to your father about her psoriasis? 297 00:23:28,039 --> 00:23:30,439 I was just trying to be honest with him. 298 00:23:33,378 --> 00:23:37,439 You have made a fool of me for years with these whores. 299 00:23:37,849 --> 00:23:39,942 Now it's come into our home? 300 00:23:40,318 --> 00:23:43,082 - What are you talking about? - The Russian called. 301 00:23:43,188 --> 00:23:45,418 Your son answered the telephone. 302 00:23:46,324 --> 00:23:47,655 Oh, Jesus. 303 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:51,428 She's insane. She's fucking certifiable. 304 00:23:51,496 --> 00:23:54,465 I told you, you can't believe nothing she says, whatever it is. 305 00:23:54,533 --> 00:23:56,728 We haven't seen each other like that. 306 00:23:56,802 --> 00:23:59,134 I swear to Christ. I told you! 307 00:23:59,304 --> 00:24:01,499 - What about her cousin? - What? 308 00:24:02,741 --> 00:24:03,765 No. 309 00:24:03,842 --> 00:24:06,902 The nurse who took care of your mother, who I liked? 310 00:24:08,013 --> 00:24:11,176 Who I talked to on the telephone about your mother's alopecia... 311 00:24:11,249 --> 00:24:12,807 and her bowel movements? 312 00:24:12,884 --> 00:24:15,079 Who you told me came from an agency? 313 00:24:15,187 --> 00:24:18,452 Who I shared vodka with the night your mother died? 314 00:24:19,157 --> 00:24:20,852 You've been fucking her? 315 00:24:20,926 --> 00:24:23,087 There is not a shred of truth in that. 316 00:24:23,161 --> 00:24:25,721 Why'd the cousin make it up? Because she's jealous! 317 00:24:25,797 --> 00:24:27,162 Why you, fuck... 318 00:24:29,067 --> 00:24:30,557 Let go of me! 319 00:24:52,791 --> 00:24:54,258 Just get out, Tony. 320 00:24:55,093 --> 00:24:56,492 Don't even say anything. 321 00:24:56,628 --> 00:24:59,028 I'm not going anywhere, and you know it. 322 00:25:00,065 --> 00:25:02,625 So, let's just lie down, we'll calm down... 323 00:25:02,701 --> 00:25:04,430 Get your hands off of me! 324 00:25:06,238 --> 00:25:08,468 Don't you touch me ever again. 325 00:25:11,209 --> 00:25:12,437 Where's A.J.? 326 00:25:13,411 --> 00:25:16,574 So, you've had a one-legged one now? That's nice. 327 00:25:17,616 --> 00:25:20,141 You've had quite a time on my watch. 328 00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:24,054 The pre-school assistant... 329 00:25:24,723 --> 00:25:27,886 - the weightlifter... - At least I never stole from you. 330 00:25:27,959 --> 00:25:29,790 Who stole, Tony? Who, me? 331 00:25:29,861 --> 00:25:32,796 My own wife, $40,000. From the birdfeeder. 332 00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:36,459 The birdfeeder. Listen to yourself, you sound demented. 333 00:25:38,003 --> 00:25:40,471 What, you want to hit me, Tony? Go ahead. 334 00:25:42,641 --> 00:25:46,407 Just go away, please, I can't stand it anymore. 335 00:25:49,981 --> 00:25:52,973 - I didn't do it. - I found her fingernail, Tony! 336 00:25:53,051 --> 00:25:55,451 You saw it that day, on your night table. 337 00:25:55,887 --> 00:25:58,822 I found it, and I put it there. I know you saw it. 338 00:25:58,890 --> 00:26:00,118 That... 339 00:26:01,927 --> 00:26:03,292 What? That what? 340 00:26:05,430 --> 00:26:06,419 Nothing. 341 00:26:19,811 --> 00:26:20,800 What? 342 00:26:21,947 --> 00:26:24,313 You know what I don't understand, Tony? 343 00:26:26,851 --> 00:26:29,115 What does she have that I don't have? 344 00:26:37,929 --> 00:26:40,693 I did not carry on an affair with the cousin... 345 00:26:40,765 --> 00:26:43,598 and I will take a goddamn polygraph to that effect. 346 00:26:43,768 --> 00:26:46,362 I want you to leave this house, Tony. 347 00:26:47,005 --> 00:26:50,202 Please. I want you to leave me alone. 348 00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:58,677 What about the kids? 349 00:26:58,750 --> 00:27:01,913 Yeah, it's horrible. God help them. 350 00:27:36,755 --> 00:27:39,121 Open the fucking door, or I'll kick it in! 351 00:27:44,195 --> 00:27:45,594 She's not there. 352 00:27:45,964 --> 00:27:48,228 Probably she hides in Brighton Beach. 353 00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:50,358 She blames you for Ronnie Zellman. 354 00:27:50,535 --> 00:27:52,162 You beat him with belt. 355 00:27:52,470 --> 00:27:54,267 He felt weak in front of her. 356 00:27:54,439 --> 00:27:56,464 She told me he couldn't perform. 357 00:28:00,912 --> 00:28:02,812 They broke up not so long after. 358 00:28:02,881 --> 00:28:04,280 Oh, fuck that! 359 00:28:11,356 --> 00:28:14,519 Who told her about us? Not you, please. 360 00:28:14,893 --> 00:28:18,056 It was what's-her-name, right? The one who walked in on us. 361 00:28:19,297 --> 00:28:22,528 We had bad argument over FICA and federal withholding. 362 00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:24,295 I take from her paycheck. 363 00:28:26,905 --> 00:28:30,363 Jesus fucking Christ. FICA and federal withholding? 364 00:28:38,349 --> 00:28:43,184 I gotta go home tomorrow, and I gotta tell my kids we're separating. 365 00:28:44,689 --> 00:28:46,418 It's going to rip them up. 366 00:28:47,892 --> 00:28:49,985 Divorce is very hard for kids. 367 00:28:50,929 --> 00:28:52,829 After this, they don't trust. 368 00:28:53,698 --> 00:28:55,222 I'm child of divorce. 369 00:29:01,973 --> 00:29:04,703 I shouldn't have been drinking in the afternoon. 370 00:29:06,377 --> 00:29:09,244 How about a little sympathy here? You got ice in your veins? 371 00:29:09,314 --> 00:29:11,748 I had ice in my veins on your uncle couch? 372 00:29:11,816 --> 00:29:13,841 Most expensive piece of ass I ever had. 373 00:29:13,918 --> 00:29:16,682 Right. I know what you are thinking, too. 374 00:29:23,862 --> 00:29:27,423 Take care, Tony. You're a strong guy, you'll be all right. 375 00:30:40,238 --> 00:30:41,603 What's up? 376 00:30:41,706 --> 00:30:44,174 So, how's it going with Christopher home? 377 00:30:44,909 --> 00:30:47,537 Good. That place was a godsend. 378 00:30:47,912 --> 00:30:49,641 So, the wedding's back on? 379 00:30:51,082 --> 00:30:52,879 We haven't talked about it. 380 00:30:57,121 --> 00:30:58,213 Except... 381 00:30:59,457 --> 00:31:00,617 Except what? 382 00:31:04,495 --> 00:31:07,396 He says he isn't sure anymore he'd be a good father... 383 00:31:08,833 --> 00:31:10,357 after killing my dog. 384 00:31:13,338 --> 00:31:14,703 You have kids? 385 00:31:16,274 --> 00:31:19,334 So, how's Tony? He's been house-hunting down the shore? 386 00:31:23,948 --> 00:31:25,438 Beautiful place, too. 387 00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:28,250 What about Ralph? 388 00:31:29,487 --> 00:31:31,478 Cifaretto? Heard anything there? 389 00:31:33,358 --> 00:31:36,418 Chrissy says he has a pretty serious drug problem, too. 390 00:31:36,794 --> 00:31:38,887 He may have hit bottom somewhere. 391 00:31:39,063 --> 00:31:40,860 Chrissy says he wants to... 392 00:31:41,165 --> 00:31:44,191 you know, help get him in recovery when he resurfaces. 393 00:31:47,205 --> 00:31:49,605 You know Ralph's second-in-command, Vito? 394 00:31:50,575 --> 00:31:51,974 Yeah, the fat guy. 395 00:31:52,443 --> 00:31:56,174 When Christopher was away, I had that asshole calling me every five minutes... 396 00:31:56,247 --> 00:31:57,908 to see if I "needed anything. " 397 00:31:57,982 --> 00:32:00,974 No! Does Christopher know? 398 00:32:01,085 --> 00:32:03,019 You kidding me? He'd kill him. 399 00:32:04,222 --> 00:32:05,814 Not really, I mean... 400 00:32:06,658 --> 00:32:08,353 You know, he'd be angry. 401 00:32:16,868 --> 00:32:18,699 I'm supposed to meet my mom. 402 00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:23,264 Go ahead. 403 00:32:30,181 --> 00:32:31,341 Thank you. 404 00:33:02,347 --> 00:33:04,338 I saw your car. Qué pasa? 405 00:33:09,354 --> 00:33:11,288 Things aren't very good at home... 406 00:33:11,356 --> 00:33:13,881 so I came down to sleep on my boat. 407 00:33:14,425 --> 00:33:18,657 And it was being refinished, and the smell of the paint drove me out. 408 00:33:18,930 --> 00:33:21,125 I'm sorry, I've been up to bat three times. 409 00:33:21,199 --> 00:33:25,260 Yeah, I think she's thinking of separating. 410 00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:30,774 What you wanna do, go around and meet perfunctorily... 411 00:33:30,842 --> 00:33:33,072 with all the top divorce attorneys in your area. 412 00:33:33,144 --> 00:33:36,443 That way, if the worst happens, they can't take her on as a client. 413 00:33:36,514 --> 00:33:38,038 Conflict of interest. 414 00:33:39,884 --> 00:33:42,648 - That's pretty good. - Just do it, fella. 415 00:33:43,054 --> 00:33:45,989 But you must find a hotel until you officially take possession. 416 00:33:46,057 --> 00:33:48,150 Something happens to you, I'm liable. 417 00:33:48,259 --> 00:33:50,887 Let me just clean up a little. 418 00:34:08,079 --> 00:34:11,310 - Hi, I'm Tony. - I know who you are. Come in, please. 419 00:34:13,951 --> 00:34:16,647 Tony, what's up? 420 00:34:20,291 --> 00:34:24,557 You know that thing we were talking about, this thing with me and my wife? 421 00:34:24,929 --> 00:34:26,328 Alan just told me. 422 00:34:27,532 --> 00:34:30,797 The thing is, in light of it, I was going over it in the shower... 423 00:34:30,868 --> 00:34:33,735 and I realized that as much as I want this place... 424 00:34:34,138 --> 00:34:36,868 now is not the time for me to be buying a house. 425 00:34:38,342 --> 00:34:42,506 Sorry, I know it's a big disappointment. You ought to see how I feel. 426 00:34:43,915 --> 00:34:46,941 I want to get my deposit back, and I'll get out of your life. 427 00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:50,179 It's just not that clear to me how your marital situation... 428 00:34:50,254 --> 00:34:51,653 negates the purchase. 429 00:34:51,722 --> 00:34:53,986 I mean, most of this was for my kids. 430 00:34:54,559 --> 00:34:55,583 For my wife. 431 00:34:55,660 --> 00:34:57,787 - That is so sad. - Excuse me, honey. 432 00:34:57,862 --> 00:35:00,092 We had that place on the market a year and a half. 433 00:35:00,164 --> 00:35:02,462 We had two offers: You and the Kims. 434 00:35:02,533 --> 00:35:03,795 So, what about them? 435 00:35:03,868 --> 00:35:08,100 The Kims? I can't go back to them. I guess I could, but I'm not going to. 436 00:35:08,172 --> 00:35:09,901 They'd hold my feet to the fire. 437 00:35:09,974 --> 00:35:13,000 I don't want to be insensitive with what you got on your plate... 438 00:35:13,077 --> 00:35:14,704 but we had a signed contract. 439 00:35:14,779 --> 00:35:16,110 - Alan. - No! Baloney! 440 00:35:16,180 --> 00:35:19,013 I dumped a buyer 'cause they seemed to love the place. 441 00:35:19,083 --> 00:35:23,144 - It was the cash and the short escrow. - Look, who knows what's going to happen? 442 00:35:23,221 --> 00:35:25,451 You guys could be back together in a month... 443 00:35:25,523 --> 00:35:27,718 leaving A.S., here, fucked in the ass. 444 00:35:31,129 --> 00:35:32,426 Whatever. 445 00:35:35,233 --> 00:35:38,999 What's the big deal? Why don't you just let me out of this thing? 446 00:35:39,070 --> 00:35:40,799 I can't, I have partners. 447 00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:43,732 Excuse me. 448 00:35:46,978 --> 00:35:48,502 I got to take this. 449 00:35:48,746 --> 00:35:50,475 It was very nice to meet you. 450 00:35:51,916 --> 00:35:53,884 But I'm not buying your house. 451 00:36:00,091 --> 00:36:01,615 That guy's a mobster. 452 00:36:01,959 --> 00:36:04,826 They buy houses from people, they conduct business. 453 00:36:05,029 --> 00:36:08,123 I dealt with them on that Neapolitan copyright thing for Enya. 454 00:36:08,199 --> 00:36:09,791 I'll probably let him walk... 455 00:36:09,867 --> 00:36:13,030 but that's a negotiation, which he knows full well. 456 00:36:13,104 --> 00:36:14,935 You don't have any partners. 457 00:36:15,006 --> 00:36:15,995 Thank you, Rabbi. 458 00:36:17,975 --> 00:36:19,670 l just talked to Carmine. 459 00:36:19,744 --> 00:36:21,041 He's ready to settle. 460 00:36:21,112 --> 00:36:22,579 Are you kidding me? 461 00:36:23,114 --> 00:36:24,513 Everything's in motion. 462 00:36:24,582 --> 00:36:26,072 Welcome to my world. 463 00:36:39,163 --> 00:36:40,152 Have a seat. 464 00:36:46,671 --> 00:36:49,640 I'm sorry to learn about the marital situation, Tony. 465 00:36:49,874 --> 00:36:52,240 Our thing is more than a livelihood. 466 00:36:52,510 --> 00:36:56,469 One of us suffers a personal tragedy, falls ill and whatnot... 467 00:36:56,948 --> 00:36:58,540 we all feel it deeply... 468 00:36:59,116 --> 00:37:01,346 no matter what kind of acrimony is in the air. 469 00:37:01,419 --> 00:37:03,683 What's in the air is you're losing a lot of money. 470 00:37:03,754 --> 00:37:06,222 We all agree we want to get back to earning... 471 00:37:06,290 --> 00:37:08,281 but I reiterate again... 472 00:37:08,559 --> 00:37:12,552 Zellman had a hand in HUD, so I can't, as a matter of principle... 473 00:37:12,863 --> 00:37:14,353 relinquish my claim. 474 00:37:15,967 --> 00:37:17,059 So? 475 00:37:17,134 --> 00:37:21,264 I said 40, you said 5.5, which was ridiculous. 476 00:37:22,006 --> 00:37:25,100 Let's split the difference. 20 percent. 477 00:37:33,184 --> 00:37:34,446 All right, 15. 478 00:37:35,586 --> 00:37:36,848 You know what? 479 00:37:37,221 --> 00:37:39,917 In the interest of putting this shit to bed... 480 00:37:40,124 --> 00:37:42,319 if that's what it's going to take... 481 00:37:43,060 --> 00:37:44,049 15. 482 00:37:48,633 --> 00:37:49,622 Good. 483 00:37:54,438 --> 00:37:56,406 My son was a big help in all this. 484 00:37:56,474 --> 00:37:58,738 I want you always to remember that... 485 00:37:58,809 --> 00:38:00,299 even after I'm gone. 486 00:38:02,380 --> 00:38:04,007 But I'm not going no place. 487 00:38:04,081 --> 00:38:06,345 Healthy as a fucking rhino, this guy. 488 00:38:06,951 --> 00:38:08,350 You stay that way. 489 00:38:19,930 --> 00:38:21,557 Did you get any sleep? 490 00:38:23,167 --> 00:38:24,566 A little, I think. 491 00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:30,639 Maybe it would be better if you went back to school. 492 00:38:30,708 --> 00:38:33,871 Got your head into your schoolwork. Be with your friends. 493 00:38:34,345 --> 00:38:37,371 I'd just be thinking about what's going on here all the time. 494 00:38:40,751 --> 00:38:42,343 I just keep thinking... 495 00:38:43,220 --> 00:38:45,120 I used to feel so superior... 496 00:38:45,189 --> 00:38:48,522 because so many of my friends had these fucked-up, divorced parents. 497 00:38:48,793 --> 00:38:50,260 I guess I did, too. 498 00:38:51,095 --> 00:38:52,357 And, like, Finn... 499 00:38:53,064 --> 00:38:55,794 I'm not saying I want kids, but if we did... 500 00:38:57,568 --> 00:38:59,468 I used to imagine... 501 00:38:59,970 --> 00:39:03,633 we'd all be together on the holidays, Christmas... 502 00:39:04,408 --> 00:39:06,273 all around this big fire. 503 00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:09,074 You will have a wonderful future, Meadow. 504 00:39:11,215 --> 00:39:13,775 We had a lot of wonderful times as a family. 505 00:39:17,321 --> 00:39:19,118 All predicated on bullshit. 506 00:39:19,623 --> 00:39:23,787 I don't want to fight with you, Meadow. That's not true. I think you know it. 507 00:39:32,103 --> 00:39:34,230 It was 'cause of Furio, wasn't it? 508 00:39:37,274 --> 00:39:39,208 Who said anything about Furio? 509 00:39:40,845 --> 00:39:43,507 I have never been unfaithful to your father. 510 00:39:46,517 --> 00:39:47,609 Daddy was. 511 00:39:50,187 --> 00:39:53,213 This is not something I want to talk about. I'm sorry. 512 00:39:53,557 --> 00:39:55,115 Not now, not ever. 513 00:39:57,762 --> 00:40:01,493 Jesus, how could you eat shit from him for all those years? 514 00:40:11,075 --> 00:40:12,406 Fresh pepper? 515 00:40:13,477 --> 00:40:14,944 Just a little. 516 00:40:22,586 --> 00:40:24,178 About you and Carmela... 517 00:40:26,223 --> 00:40:27,315 I'm sorry. 518 00:40:33,664 --> 00:40:35,188 This is not al dente. 519 00:40:47,611 --> 00:40:48,635 Hello? 520 00:40:48,712 --> 00:40:50,077 Fucking amazing, huh? 521 00:40:51,282 --> 00:40:53,307 Well, I guess that's that. 522 00:40:57,988 --> 00:41:00,513 Things have a momentum of their own. 523 00:41:03,294 --> 00:41:05,990 More is lost by indecision than wrong decision. 524 00:41:07,832 --> 00:41:09,322 That's a good point. 525 00:41:12,236 --> 00:41:14,568 Okay, then. You'll hear from me. 526 00:41:18,476 --> 00:41:19,841 That was J.S. 527 00:41:21,312 --> 00:41:24,042 - We're not on for Tuesday no more, right? - Wrong. 528 00:41:30,087 --> 00:41:31,520 Johnny Sack. 529 00:41:32,256 --> 00:41:35,783 I always worked very fucking hard to make him think I liked him. 530 00:41:36,527 --> 00:41:38,654 I'd try to feel him out about shit. 531 00:41:39,930 --> 00:41:42,626 I think he and Ralphie were in bed in some way. 532 00:41:45,402 --> 00:41:47,427 It went bad with that joke shit. 533 00:41:52,943 --> 00:41:54,638 We reached an agreement. 534 00:41:55,112 --> 00:41:58,479 When Tony gave him his final number, Carmine's Depends blew out. 535 00:41:58,549 --> 00:42:00,312 Oh, my fucking back! 536 00:42:00,518 --> 00:42:03,578 That cot at the pork store, not really good for sleeping, T. 537 00:42:03,654 --> 00:42:06,122 With all due love and respect to Carmela... 538 00:42:06,857 --> 00:42:09,985 I'd put her shit out on the curb and let it rain on her. 539 00:42:10,294 --> 00:42:13,695 You can't disrupt the kids. That shit traumatizes them for life. 540 00:42:13,764 --> 00:42:15,823 It's his house as much as it is hers. 541 00:42:15,966 --> 00:42:17,490 More. I paid for it. 542 00:42:17,568 --> 00:42:20,401 That's right, T, I'm on your side on this. 543 00:42:27,745 --> 00:42:30,714 She's the one who talked me into buying it in the first place. 544 00:42:30,781 --> 00:42:34,217 Now I'm out in the streets? These fucking phones. 545 00:42:35,586 --> 00:42:37,486 We were better off years ago. 546 00:42:43,527 --> 00:42:44,619 What? 547 00:42:44,762 --> 00:42:46,161 I hadn't heard from you. 548 00:42:46,230 --> 00:42:49,290 My partners and I have decided to let you out of your obligation. 549 00:42:49,366 --> 00:42:51,493 I want my $200,000 by the end of the week. 550 00:42:51,569 --> 00:42:54,037 As to that, I'm not rescinding the deposit. 551 00:42:54,171 --> 00:42:57,231 That's what they're for, to hold parties to agreements. 552 00:42:57,841 --> 00:42:59,866 If you want to make me an offer... 553 00:43:00,878 --> 00:43:02,869 No, I think I'll buy the house. 554 00:43:04,481 --> 00:43:07,780 My family has parties till 4:00, 5:00 in the morning. 555 00:43:07,851 --> 00:43:08,818 I can show damages. 556 00:43:08,886 --> 00:43:11,753 I'm being generous in not bringing action to enforce the sale. 557 00:43:11,822 --> 00:43:13,050 Damages? 558 00:43:13,857 --> 00:43:15,984 - They haven't started yet. - Listen to me. 559 00:43:16,060 --> 00:43:19,461 There's a paper trail to our dispute, and Virginia Lupo's a witness. 560 00:43:19,530 --> 00:43:22,988 A hair on my head gets mussed, the authorities will know where to look. 561 00:43:23,067 --> 00:43:25,695 Alan, you misread me entirely. 562 00:43:26,604 --> 00:43:28,367 You must think I'm a fucking thug. 563 00:43:28,439 --> 00:43:30,168 Just be forewarned. 564 00:43:30,307 --> 00:43:32,935 You're not getting your deposit back! 565 00:43:42,486 --> 00:43:44,386 Jesus, you scared me to death. 566 00:43:54,965 --> 00:43:57,695 This is my house, Carmela, and I'm not leaving. 567 00:43:58,235 --> 00:44:01,136 Get out of here, Tony. I asked you once, nicely. 568 00:44:05,175 --> 00:44:06,540 All right, look. 569 00:44:07,177 --> 00:44:09,270 I know what happened was wrong. 570 00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:12,779 I was an asshole, and I apologize. 571 00:44:12,950 --> 00:44:15,578 I'm sorry. It won't happen again. 572 00:44:17,921 --> 00:44:19,445 I said, "Get out. " 573 00:44:20,324 --> 00:44:21,348 Make me. 574 00:44:21,425 --> 00:44:25,418 I have an appointment with a lawyer, Tony. I will get a restraining order. 575 00:44:25,863 --> 00:44:28,127 A lawyer? Go ahead. 576 00:44:28,832 --> 00:44:30,265 You know what? Call him. 577 00:44:30,334 --> 00:44:32,427 Here, use my phone. 578 00:44:34,371 --> 00:44:35,497 Fine, stay. 579 00:44:35,673 --> 00:44:38,005 Come here. You're not going anywhere. 580 00:44:38,142 --> 00:44:39,939 Let go of me. Your son will be home. 581 00:44:40,010 --> 00:44:43,173 - You want him to see you like this? - You'd love that, wouldn't you? 582 00:44:43,247 --> 00:44:46,774 - I'm not leaving here. - I don't love you anymore! 583 00:44:46,850 --> 00:44:50,308 I don't want you! You are not sleeping in my bed, Tony! 584 00:44:50,521 --> 00:44:52,716 The thought of it now makes me sick! 585 00:44:55,659 --> 00:44:58,594 Jesus Christ Almighty, I'm going fucking crazy! 586 00:45:17,047 --> 00:45:19,038 Think Mom's going to let you stay out here? 587 00:45:19,116 --> 00:45:21,346 Let? This is my house. 588 00:45:23,287 --> 00:45:25,221 Ain't it better when I'm here? 589 00:45:25,622 --> 00:45:26,919 Well, sure. 590 00:45:27,591 --> 00:45:30,856 Come on. We'll bring them down to the garage tomorrow. 591 00:45:34,631 --> 00:45:35,996 What time is it? 592 00:45:36,900 --> 00:45:39,460 - You just getting home? - We were studying. 593 00:45:40,637 --> 00:45:41,661 Oh, yeah? 594 00:45:41,739 --> 00:45:44,640 From now on, I'm going to take a bigger hand in this shit. 595 00:45:44,708 --> 00:45:46,369 I'm going to be right out here. 596 00:45:46,443 --> 00:45:49,970 I want you to be respectful to your mother. She's having a hard time. 597 00:45:50,047 --> 00:45:52,447 - Did she say something? - I'm just saying. 598 00:45:54,785 --> 00:45:57,447 All right. Go to bed. It's a school night. 599 00:46:52,209 --> 00:46:55,269 The audiences have been given an abundance of programming... 600 00:46:55,445 --> 00:46:58,608 and they vote every hour, every minute, every five minutes... 601 00:46:58,682 --> 00:47:00,240 with their remotes. 602 00:47:01,485 --> 00:47:04,283 Thanks, by the way, for drinking wine in front of me. 603 00:47:06,857 --> 00:47:08,825 - Hello? - Call it off. 604 00:47:09,293 --> 00:47:11,090 - The old guy. - Yeah? 605 00:47:13,030 --> 00:47:16,591 - Something don't make sense here. - You think it's a setup? 606 00:47:17,134 --> 00:47:18,761 Not necessarily, but... 607 00:47:19,236 --> 00:47:22,296 our friend is very anxious to pass the ball, the prick. 608 00:47:22,573 --> 00:47:25,167 But nobody can know this was ever considered. 609 00:47:25,843 --> 00:47:27,970 I'll offer my guys half of what they'd have got. 610 00:47:28,045 --> 00:47:30,946 - That should do it. - I just want you to make sure. 611 00:47:31,348 --> 00:47:32,713 l told you that. 612 00:47:32,783 --> 00:47:35,718 So it behooves us to protect what we've earned. 613 00:48:04,848 --> 00:48:06,179 It's all there. 614 00:48:06,984 --> 00:48:10,147 If you get the taste to chip a little "H" again... 615 00:48:12,956 --> 00:48:16,016 - don't forget to call us. - Like we said, you'll keep this quiet. 616 00:48:16,093 --> 00:48:19,028 - I got the mouth on a statue, nigga. - Word. 617 00:48:19,630 --> 00:48:20,927 See you around. 618 00:48:33,977 --> 00:48:36,241 He ain't quit. He's just freshening up. 619 00:48:36,313 --> 00:48:38,474 Don't say jack shit to Kaesha about this... 620 00:48:38,548 --> 00:48:41,381 or she be haunting my ass for that child support... 621 00:49:47,818 --> 00:49:48,807 What? 622 00:49:49,686 --> 00:49:53,713 I was wondering when you would move those theater seats down to the garage. 623 00:49:57,527 --> 00:49:58,619 Seriously? 624 00:49:59,096 --> 00:50:01,724 That's what you came out here to talk to me about? 625 00:50:01,798 --> 00:50:04,198 They are on the lawn. They'll ruin the grass. 626 00:50:04,267 --> 00:50:06,394 Bad for the grass! 627 00:50:08,138 --> 00:50:12,575 I can't put the sprinklers on over there without the seats getting wet. 628 00:50:13,844 --> 00:50:16,312 They're your seats. I don't want to wreck them. 629 00:50:16,380 --> 00:50:17,904 I'll get right on it. 630 00:50:22,919 --> 00:50:25,979 Why do you have to make even this little thing so difficult? 631 00:50:26,056 --> 00:50:28,616 What possible reason could you have for coming here... 632 00:50:28,692 --> 00:50:31,456 to talk to me about theater seats except to bust my balls? 633 00:50:31,528 --> 00:50:33,689 I wanted to water while I was out. 634 00:50:34,598 --> 00:50:36,225 Yeah, right. 635 00:50:39,803 --> 00:50:40,792 Fuck you. 636 00:50:42,105 --> 00:50:44,005 It's going to cost you $3. 637 00:50:49,946 --> 00:50:52,346 You know what, Tony? What's done is done. 638 00:50:53,316 --> 00:50:55,807 We are where we are, and it's for the best. 639 00:50:56,186 --> 00:50:59,747 But just for the record, or it might even interest you to know... 640 00:50:59,856 --> 00:51:04,190 that I might actually have gone on with your cheating and your bullshit... 641 00:51:05,462 --> 00:51:09,159 if your attitude around here had been even the least bit loving... 642 00:51:09,232 --> 00:51:10,927 cooperative, interested. 643 00:51:17,007 --> 00:51:18,736 Whose idea was Whitecaps? 644 00:51:19,176 --> 00:51:23,510 It is just a bigger version of an emerald ring, so you can keep on with your other life. 645 00:51:23,580 --> 00:51:25,013 You don't know me at all. 646 00:51:25,082 --> 00:51:28,210 I know you better than anybody, Tony. Even your friends. 647 00:51:28,819 --> 00:51:31,447 - Which is probably why you hate me. - Hate you? 648 00:51:33,990 --> 00:51:36,515 Don't worry, I'm going to hell when I die. 649 00:51:38,061 --> 00:51:40,894 Nice thing to say to a person heading into an MRI. 650 00:51:59,616 --> 00:52:00,981 You know, Tony... 651 00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:04,983 I have always been sorry I said that. 652 00:52:06,990 --> 00:52:08,355 You were my guy. 653 00:52:10,026 --> 00:52:13,928 You could be so sweet. Nobody could make me laugh like you. 654 00:52:18,869 --> 00:52:21,838 Who the fuck did you think I was when you married me? 655 00:52:22,105 --> 00:52:26,269 You knew my father. You grew up around Dickie Moltisanti and your uncle Eddie. 656 00:52:26,343 --> 00:52:28,641 Where do you get off acting surprised and miffed... 657 00:52:28,712 --> 00:52:30,805 when there are women on the side? 658 00:52:30,914 --> 00:52:32,677 - You knew the deal. - Deal? 659 00:52:32,949 --> 00:52:34,246 Your mom talks all she wants... 660 00:52:34,317 --> 00:52:36,649 about what's-his-name and his chain of drugstores. 661 00:52:36,720 --> 00:52:39,883 Both of us know the other boyfriend you were debating marrying... 662 00:52:39,956 --> 00:52:43,221 was Jerry Tufi, with his father's snowplow business. 663 00:52:43,426 --> 00:52:46,657 And we now know that that wouldn't have suited you at all. 664 00:52:47,664 --> 00:52:49,757 You really don't hear me, do you? 665 00:52:50,667 --> 00:52:55,161 - You think, for me, it's all about things. - No, I forced all this shit on you. 666 00:52:55,872 --> 00:53:00,036 What you really crave is a little Hyundai and a simple gold heart on a chain. 667 00:53:00,710 --> 00:53:02,803 You are so fucking hateful. 668 00:53:07,817 --> 00:53:09,785 Can I tell you something, Tony? 669 00:53:09,853 --> 00:53:11,980 Don't pretend like I got a choice. 670 00:53:12,289 --> 00:53:13,654 The last year... 671 00:53:14,090 --> 00:53:19,050 I have been dreaming, and fantasizing, and in love with Furio. 672 00:53:24,935 --> 00:53:27,199 Every morning, when he'd come to pick you up... 673 00:53:27,270 --> 00:53:30,501 I would look forward to it all night long, in bed... 674 00:53:30,774 --> 00:53:31,934 next to you. 675 00:53:32,576 --> 00:53:35,067 Those nights when you were actually in the bed. 676 00:53:35,145 --> 00:53:37,204 And he would ring the doorbell... 677 00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:40,807 I felt like my heart would come out of my chest. 678 00:53:41,685 --> 00:53:44,245 He would smile, and we'd talk. 679 00:53:45,222 --> 00:53:47,349 And then you would come down the stairs. 680 00:53:47,424 --> 00:53:50,951 And I felt probably like someone who is terminally ill... 681 00:53:51,027 --> 00:53:53,860 and, somehow, they manage to forget it for a minute. 682 00:53:54,564 --> 00:53:56,361 And then it all comes back. 683 00:54:03,573 --> 00:54:07,703 - He'd talk to you! Poor you! - He made me feel like I mattered! 684 00:54:07,777 --> 00:54:11,178 You asked me the other day what Irina's cousin has that you don't have. 685 00:54:11,248 --> 00:54:14,115 And I thought about it, because it is a pretty good question. 686 00:54:14,184 --> 00:54:17,347 She is sexy, even with the one pin gone, but that's not it. 687 00:54:17,420 --> 00:54:20,321 I could converse with her, because she had something to say! 688 00:54:20,390 --> 00:54:23,484 I am here! I have things to say! 689 00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:26,996 Besides "Bring the chairs down," and "Did you sign the living trust?" 690 00:54:27,063 --> 00:54:29,554 She is a grown woman who has been kicked around... 691 00:54:29,633 --> 00:54:32,796 and she's been on her own, and has had to fight and struggle. 692 00:54:32,869 --> 00:54:34,461 Unlike me, is that it? 693 00:54:35,038 --> 00:54:37,131 Who the fuck wanted it like this? 694 00:54:37,374 --> 00:54:40,400 Who the fuck pissed and moaned at just the idea... 695 00:54:40,477 --> 00:54:42,445 of me with a real estate license? 696 00:54:42,545 --> 00:54:46,345 Free to sit back for 20 fucking years and fiddle with the air conditioning... 697 00:54:46,416 --> 00:54:51,410 and fucking bitch and complain to me! 698 00:54:51,554 --> 00:54:53,784 To your priest! Fuck it! 699 00:55:02,432 --> 00:55:05,401 Who knew, all this time, you wanted Tracy and Hepburn? 700 00:55:08,905 --> 00:55:13,467 What about the thousand other pigs you had your dick in over the years? 701 00:55:13,677 --> 00:55:16,339 The strippers, the cocktail waitresses. 702 00:55:16,646 --> 00:55:19,206 Were you best friends with all of them, too? 703 00:55:20,917 --> 00:55:22,578 You fucking hypocrite. 704 00:55:45,075 --> 00:55:47,805 The judge is calling you all into the courtroom. 705 00:55:51,514 --> 00:55:52,742 Okay, thanks. 706 00:56:23,780 --> 00:56:25,771 The number you are caling was blocked... 707 00:56:25,849 --> 00:56:29,216 and cannot be caled back using your last-cal- return service. 708 00:56:40,363 --> 00:56:42,729 "We are still hopelessly deadlocked. 709 00:56:43,833 --> 00:56:47,667 "One juror refuses to deliberate, and can't be reasoned with. 710 00:56:47,871 --> 00:56:49,099 "What should we do now?" 711 00:56:49,172 --> 00:56:52,073 Your Honor, again, I must move for a mistrial. 712 00:56:52,342 --> 00:56:56,676 Your Honor, the government asks that you give them another Allen charge... 713 00:56:57,013 --> 00:56:59,413 to go back and try again. 714 00:56:59,716 --> 00:57:02,617 As much as I'd like to, this jury's been at it a long time. 715 00:57:02,685 --> 00:57:06,348 I don't see where one or two more days is going to change anything. 716 00:57:06,890 --> 00:57:08,289 Bring in the jury. 717 00:57:25,241 --> 00:57:29,405 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I see that you are hopelessly deadlocked... 718 00:57:29,879 --> 00:57:33,076 and I have no choice but to declare a mistrial. 719 00:57:33,883 --> 00:57:36,249 I know that you did the best you could. 720 00:57:38,221 --> 00:57:40,519 You have performed a valuable service. 721 00:57:40,890 --> 00:57:42,357 You may be excused. 722 00:57:58,708 --> 00:58:01,768 Stay in touch. Call me when your grandson is born. 723 00:58:02,946 --> 00:58:05,540 I wouldn't want to think of you on that day. 724 00:58:11,621 --> 00:58:12,610 Dad. 725 00:58:13,523 --> 00:58:14,854 Battle of Tarawa. 726 00:58:15,258 --> 00:58:16,987 Marines had no air cover. 727 00:58:17,827 --> 00:58:19,294 It was a slaughter. 728 00:58:23,967 --> 00:58:26,026 War? I don't know. 729 00:58:26,436 --> 00:58:28,131 There's Coke in there. 730 00:58:30,173 --> 00:58:31,640 Can I move in here? 731 00:58:33,443 --> 00:58:36,469 - What's wrong with your room? - I can't take it anymore. 732 00:58:36,946 --> 00:58:40,438 Mom's just on my case all the time. My dinner got cold. 733 00:58:41,117 --> 00:58:44,780 So, I was on the phone with Devin. We had to do an algebra problem. 734 00:58:51,494 --> 00:58:54,395 Look, I told you she's having a hard time right now. 735 00:58:55,098 --> 00:58:58,693 - She goes to a lot of trouble to cook meals. - I didn't ask her to. 736 00:58:58,902 --> 00:59:01,962 And it's not fair. Why do I have to get stuck with her? 737 00:59:02,272 --> 00:59:04,638 Don't talk about your mother like that. 738 00:59:05,241 --> 00:59:07,539 You don't have to put up with her shit anymore. 739 00:59:07,610 --> 00:59:10,010 I heard you tell her off out by the pool. 740 00:59:12,081 --> 00:59:13,878 You're not staying in here. 741 00:59:13,950 --> 00:59:16,111 - Get that out of your head right now. - Why not? 742 00:59:16,185 --> 00:59:19,951 It would hurt her feelings that you don't want to be in her part of the house. 743 00:59:22,125 --> 00:59:24,320 Your old amp's hooked back up. 744 00:59:32,735 --> 00:59:35,295 Be careful with that speaker. You banged the other one. 745 00:59:35,371 --> 00:59:37,601 What are you gonna do without your front speakers? 746 00:59:37,674 --> 00:59:40,472 - I'll take them. - They're just borrowing them. 747 00:59:40,543 --> 00:59:42,340 I'll come back for the amp. 748 00:59:43,112 --> 00:59:46,639 You can come here and watch TV with me, but you can't stay here. 749 00:59:47,884 --> 00:59:48,873 Fuck. 750 00:59:53,690 --> 00:59:58,093 Go buy her one of those CDs she likes, and some flowers. 751 00:59:59,162 --> 01:00:02,563 Tell her you're sorry, that you'll try to be more considerate. 752 01:00:21,784 --> 01:00:24,252 We should call everybody, have a big party. 753 01:00:28,358 --> 01:00:32,124 Call Volpe's and have them send over a couple of pies, but that's it. 754 01:00:32,228 --> 01:00:34,856 There's a hearty Burgundy still in the fridge. 755 01:00:40,870 --> 01:00:42,895 I don't suppose Tony would come... 756 01:00:44,607 --> 01:00:47,269 with what's going on up at that abattoir. 757 01:00:49,979 --> 01:00:51,879 I don't think so, Uncle Jun'. 758 01:00:58,488 --> 01:01:02,117 I want to get one large cheese and tomato, and then one with alici. 759 01:01:02,625 --> 01:01:03,887 Yeah, it's me. 760 01:01:08,564 --> 01:01:11,624 l got you to hold my hand 761 01:01:15,738 --> 01:01:16,830 Babe 762 01:01:17,907 --> 01:01:19,636 l got you, babe 763 01:01:21,544 --> 01:01:22,806 l got you, babe 764 01:01:25,248 --> 01:01:29,184 Go down by the cellar door. See if Murf left the envelope under the flagstone. 765 01:01:29,252 --> 01:01:32,312 He wouldn't have been around today. I'll go look later. 766 01:01:32,388 --> 01:01:34,549 Do it now. Is that asking so much? 767 01:01:35,758 --> 01:01:37,885 I just went through the trial of my life. 768 01:02:21,204 --> 01:02:23,104 To wonderful friends... 769 01:02:23,172 --> 01:02:25,163 to Alan's shark fin soup... 770 01:02:25,341 --> 01:02:27,172 and to a wonderful day. 771 01:02:27,376 --> 01:02:29,503 - Hear, hear. - Cheers. 772 01:02:33,149 --> 01:02:36,846 And now, ladies and gentlemen, the Sands Hotel proudly presents... 773 01:02:36,919 --> 01:02:38,546 the star of our show... 774 01:02:38,621 --> 01:02:41,590 direct from the bar, Dean Martin! 775 01:02:41,791 --> 01:02:43,088 What the hell? 776 01:02:52,902 --> 01:02:54,199 It's that boat. 777 01:03:08,184 --> 01:03:09,708 "Stugots"? 778 01:03:10,319 --> 01:03:11,980 Fucking goombah trash. 779 01:03:12,054 --> 01:03:15,217 This whole shoreline's turning into the Gulf of Sorrento. 780 01:03:15,825 --> 01:03:18,191 Buddy! Turn it down! 781 01:04:09,078 --> 01:04:10,705 Been waiting long? 782 01:04:12,148 --> 01:04:15,015 Sorry, I was interviewing divorce lawyers. 783 01:04:15,084 --> 01:04:18,315 That's why I always ask myself, "Is it worth it financially?" 784 01:04:18,788 --> 01:04:20,949 You and Ginny are the old married couple. 785 01:04:21,557 --> 01:04:24,856 Marriage can be very hard work if both aren't pulling that load. 786 01:04:27,897 --> 01:04:30,297 I was wondering, why the delay? 787 01:04:31,701 --> 01:04:33,293 I was gonna call you. 788 01:04:34,036 --> 01:04:35,765 You're not gonna be happy. 789 01:04:37,940 --> 01:04:39,168 I'm out. 790 01:04:41,143 --> 01:04:43,304 Whacking a boss is bad for business. 791 01:04:43,813 --> 01:04:46,247 - And now that he's settled... - We can weather it. 792 01:04:46,315 --> 01:04:48,840 It's not just the internal upheaval. 793 01:04:50,253 --> 01:04:53,711 Mr. And Mrs. John Q. America, by and large, they sit still for our shit. 794 01:04:53,789 --> 01:04:56,622 So, people get ripped off, they figure it's not them. 795 01:04:56,692 --> 01:04:59,388 But if it's the fucking O.K. Corral out there... 796 01:04:59,562 --> 01:05:01,189 the Feds take heat. 797 01:05:03,399 --> 01:05:06,493 - This is very disappointing. - I know. 798 01:05:07,436 --> 01:05:10,530 But he's an old man. You're gonna get your chance soon enough. 799 01:05:10,606 --> 01:05:13,700 Don't go into coaching, Tony. It's not your long suit. 800 01:05:14,277 --> 01:05:17,178 - What I was gonna say... - Tomorrow, I go in to work. 801 01:05:18,247 --> 01:05:21,216 "Creeps on this petty pace. " 802 01:05:21,317 --> 01:05:23,410 And I take orders from him again? 803 01:05:23,753 --> 01:05:27,814 Or that disgusting, fucking, cocksucker idiot son of his? 804 01:05:31,861 --> 01:05:34,489 - I shouldn't be hearing that. - Really? 805 01:05:39,468 --> 01:05:41,459 What I was gonna say was... 806 01:05:42,471 --> 01:05:44,132 it's a major step... 807 01:05:45,074 --> 01:05:48,168 but if you wanna do it, without me as a partner... 808 01:05:48,778 --> 01:05:50,769 you do what you gotta do. 809 01:05:51,314 --> 01:05:54,340 I will never, ever reveal any conversation we ever had. 810 01:05:54,417 --> 01:05:58,751 The thing is, we had those conversations. Your mouth was moving along with mine. 811 01:05:58,821 --> 01:06:02,985 We just go back about our business at the Esplanade, like it never happened? 812 01:06:04,593 --> 01:06:07,357 - That would be the healthy choice. - Healthy for who? 813 01:06:07,430 --> 01:06:11,332 Why the fuck would I ever trust somebody who'd leave me holding my cock like this? 814 01:06:11,400 --> 01:06:14,665 - I shouldn't have heard that either. - There you go. 815 01:06:15,638 --> 01:06:17,435 There's the fucking problem. 816 01:06:26,816 --> 01:06:29,307 I still consider you a dear friend. 817 01:07:09,925 --> 01:07:13,918 They're actualy moored about two and a half centimeters away from the fire. 818 01:07:13,996 --> 01:07:17,693 So, they are finaly making a little bit of an impact with their buckets. 819 01:07:22,104 --> 01:07:24,299 I didn't know you were in the house. 820 01:07:26,208 --> 01:07:29,302 - Just stopped by to pick up a few things. - Fine. 821 01:07:35,251 --> 01:07:38,277 The geeks are realy making some progress now! 822 01:07:41,457 --> 01:07:43,357 Turn that off and come here. 823 01:07:43,559 --> 01:07:44,992 Got something to say to your mom. 824 01:07:45,061 --> 01:07:47,052 I might as well tell you at the same time. 825 01:07:47,129 --> 01:07:50,121 - It's almost over. - Now. 826 01:08:02,411 --> 01:08:05,312 I've been thinking about things, me living out there. 827 01:08:07,316 --> 01:08:09,841 I've decided it's probably not a good idea. 828 01:08:22,765 --> 01:08:24,357 What's going on? 829 01:08:29,338 --> 01:08:31,033 I was just telling everybody... 830 01:08:31,107 --> 01:08:33,837 it's probably better if I don't live here anymore. 831 01:08:37,746 --> 01:08:41,113 Because I wanted to stay in there with you? I won't ask. 832 01:08:41,283 --> 01:08:44,343 - I just got pissed off. - He asked to live with you? 833 01:08:49,925 --> 01:08:52,359 No, A.J. Come here. 834 01:08:55,397 --> 01:08:56,728 That's not why. 835 01:09:01,137 --> 01:09:03,833 - Where are you gonna go? - Don't worry about it. 836 01:09:09,979 --> 01:09:12,072 You should go back to counseling. 837 01:09:13,983 --> 01:09:15,450 It's better this way. 838 01:09:20,089 --> 01:09:21,784 He's making the right decision. 839 01:09:21,857 --> 01:09:25,486 He'll get a place, you will go and visit. It'll be better, you'll see. 840 01:09:25,561 --> 01:09:28,792 You guys could still get back together maybe. Right? 841 01:09:29,498 --> 01:09:31,227 Yeah, sure. 842 01:09:32,935 --> 01:09:34,596 We're still close. 843 01:09:53,923 --> 01:09:56,153 God, is there nothing to eat in this house? 844 01:10:31,126 --> 01:10:32,491 Be careful. 845 01:10:34,496 --> 01:10:36,020 I'll be at the Plaza. 846 01:11:43,432 --> 01:11:47,766 Wel, l don't drink anymore. l freeze it now and l eat it like a Popsicle. 847 01:11:50,172 --> 01:11:53,608 A drink never hurt nobody. You remember the great words of Joe E. Lewis. 848 01:11:53,676 --> 01:11:57,237 He says, "You're not drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on. " 849 01:11:57,313 --> 01:11:59,941 Fucking gangster asshole! 850 01:12:04,620 --> 01:12:05,882 I'll call the police. 851 01:12:05,954 --> 01:12:09,651 He'll just turn it down again when the police boat comes. 852 01:12:15,097 --> 01:12:16,530 The coast guard. 853 01:12:16,598 --> 01:12:20,364 He can keep paying those $200 fines forever, Alan! 854 01:12:21,070 --> 01:12:22,970 You've gotta let it go, Alan! 855 01:12:23,539 --> 01:12:26,030 Give him his money! God!