1 00:01:38,465 --> 00:01:40,592 When look at the great pyramid... 2 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:44,700 the marvel there for me is not the stonework... 3 00:01:45,004 --> 00:01:48,963 as much as the level of organization... 4 00:01:49,642 --> 00:01:52,133 that these ancient Egyptians had... 5 00:01:52,745 --> 00:01:56,545 getting this society to pul together in such a way... 6 00:01:56,616 --> 00:01:59,414 that they not only had blocks of stone... 7 00:01:59,719 --> 00:02:01,619 but bread on the table. 8 00:02:03,723 --> 00:02:06,419 Stone setters were al fairly accomplished. 9 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:08,823 Very good craftsmen. 10 00:02:12,398 --> 00:02:13,763 lt isn't surprising... 11 00:02:13,833 --> 00:02:17,701 they had such a long history, thousands of years doing this. 12 00:02:21,908 --> 00:02:25,901 Meet me in 20 minutes at the old Webendorfer factory parking lot. 13 00:02:28,381 --> 00:02:29,780 The real gigantic pyramids... 14 00:02:29,849 --> 00:02:33,546 were built within the space of about three, maybe four generations. 15 00:02:36,256 --> 00:02:37,723 Jesus Christ! 16 00:02:44,297 --> 00:02:46,458 It's true, they're gonna start a draft. 17 00:02:46,533 --> 00:02:48,558 There's no way I'm going in the army. 18 00:02:48,968 --> 00:02:52,665 Yeah, 'cause his old man'd put a horse's head in some senator's bed. 19 00:02:53,072 --> 00:02:56,041 - Insert foot in mouth, Jason. - No big. 20 00:02:56,309 --> 00:02:59,836 Ever get paranoid they'II, like, shoot up your house like in Godfather l? 21 00:02:59,913 --> 00:03:03,679 - Probably got armed guards at night. - That shit doesn't happen anymore. 22 00:03:03,750 --> 00:03:07,151 - You have attack dogs on the property. - No. 23 00:03:08,121 --> 00:03:11,989 I mean, we did, but she got hit by a car. 24 00:03:12,525 --> 00:03:15,255 Jason said your old man's mostly legit now, anyway. 25 00:03:15,328 --> 00:03:16,920 Yeah, like what? 26 00:03:17,597 --> 00:03:20,361 - He's in waste management. - Garbage? 27 00:03:20,466 --> 00:03:21,797 Recycling. 28 00:03:22,402 --> 00:03:25,303 What about drugs and prostitution and shit? 29 00:03:25,405 --> 00:03:26,463 No. 30 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:29,398 - His dad owns a strip club, though. - Let's go. 31 00:03:29,475 --> 00:03:30,806 We'd get carded. 32 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:34,540 We can just stop by, and watch the strippers coming in and out, right? 33 00:03:58,671 --> 00:04:00,263 What's going on? 34 00:04:02,675 --> 00:04:05,007 Truckload the other night from Port Elizabeth? 35 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:07,672 Give the washing machines to Frank Contino. 36 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:09,146 You got it. 37 00:04:10,450 --> 00:04:12,281 Vacuum cleaners, too? 38 00:04:13,886 --> 00:04:16,354 No, Patsy's got a buyer for those. 39 00:04:18,124 --> 00:04:19,785 You been drinking? 40 00:04:20,593 --> 00:04:22,925 Me and Ade had some wine at the house. 41 00:04:25,365 --> 00:04:27,492 Been wanting to talk to you. 42 00:04:27,867 --> 00:04:30,529 Yeah, been wanting to talk to you, too. 43 00:04:30,603 --> 00:04:31,900 I'll go first. 44 00:04:33,706 --> 00:04:36,072 I gotta make it my number-one priority... 45 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:40,508 to limit my exposure to potentially damaging conversations and wiretaps. 46 00:04:40,580 --> 00:04:42,810 Sure, guy in your position... 47 00:04:45,451 --> 00:04:49,888 So, over the next couple of years, more and more... 48 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:52,754 I'm gonna be giving my orders through you... 49 00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:55,655 and then finally, only through you. 50 00:04:57,430 --> 00:05:00,058 What about Sil? You got that with him and Paulie. 51 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:02,465 Those other guys, Sil, Paulie... 52 00:05:04,804 --> 00:05:06,795 one thing they're not... 53 00:05:08,107 --> 00:05:09,904 they're not my blood. 54 00:05:11,411 --> 00:05:14,608 You hear what I'm saying to you? It's a matter of trust. 55 00:05:15,415 --> 00:05:16,677 It's very wise. 56 00:05:16,749 --> 00:05:19,081 Sil's a good consiglieri, and will continue as such. 57 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:21,848 But he's no fucking spring chicken either. 58 00:05:23,489 --> 00:05:25,923 But it's no reason to be giving him an attitude. 59 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:27,653 No, of course not. 60 00:05:28,428 --> 00:05:31,397 And there's gonna be a period of transition. 61 00:05:32,065 --> 00:05:33,657 Jesus Christ, T! 62 00:05:33,733 --> 00:05:37,032 You're gonna take this family into the 21st century. 63 00:05:37,303 --> 00:05:40,170 We're already in the 21st century, though. 64 00:05:41,941 --> 00:05:45,468 Whatever you say, T. I'd follow you into the gates of hell. 65 00:05:45,712 --> 00:05:47,407 That's what I was gonna say to you. 66 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:50,779 What you did for me, that fuck who killed my father... 67 00:05:51,317 --> 00:05:53,251 I'll never forget that. 68 00:05:53,953 --> 00:05:55,853 I only hope I'm worthy. 69 00:05:56,889 --> 00:05:59,949 - Why wouldn't you be worthy? - I'm just saying. 70 00:06:11,571 --> 00:06:13,368 Yeah, this looks familiar. 71 00:06:14,173 --> 00:06:16,300 The pizza parlor. Pull over, Matt. 72 00:06:19,512 --> 00:06:20,911 This is it? 73 00:06:21,314 --> 00:06:24,078 - It's closed. - Shit. 74 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:26,978 This place, this is the pork store. 75 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:28,810 It's a gay strip club? 76 00:06:28,888 --> 00:06:31,948 Obviously it's not a strip club, it's a fucking butcher shop. 77 00:06:32,024 --> 00:06:34,322 I think I got it all messed up. 78 00:06:34,527 --> 00:06:36,927 This is where my dad's office is. 79 00:06:37,196 --> 00:06:39,061 Okay, it's a front. 80 00:06:39,365 --> 00:06:42,664 - Like Genco Olive Oil. - Yeah, it's like Genco. 81 00:06:42,769 --> 00:06:45,829 - It looks really clandestine. - So where's the strip club, A.J.? 82 00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:50,171 Maybe Route 17, or Route 4. Lodi or something? 83 00:06:50,376 --> 00:06:52,367 This is stupid. Let's go. 84 00:06:57,884 --> 00:07:00,751 I heard a car. Your son's out past curfew again. 85 00:07:00,853 --> 00:07:03,287 - Call his cell? - My goodness. 86 00:07:06,192 --> 00:07:08,558 I didn't know anybody else was here. 87 00:07:08,828 --> 00:07:10,887 I just use the men's room. 88 00:07:29,382 --> 00:07:31,646 Sometimes I worry about Furio. 89 00:07:33,886 --> 00:07:35,820 Doesn't he seem lonely? 90 00:07:38,024 --> 00:07:40,322 I was telling Jessica about him this morning... 91 00:07:40,393 --> 00:07:42,861 the hygienist in Dr. Mascera's office? 92 00:07:42,929 --> 00:07:45,329 I know I shouldn't gossip, but... 93 00:07:45,598 --> 00:07:48,624 I think she was having an affair with Dr. Mascera. 94 00:07:49,936 --> 00:07:51,335 Here she is. 95 00:07:52,839 --> 00:07:56,070 - Their office Christmas card. - Yeah, there's his hand on her ass. 96 00:07:56,142 --> 00:07:57,131 Stop it. 97 00:07:57,710 --> 00:08:00,008 I think she's ready for somebody nice. 98 00:08:00,179 --> 00:08:03,478 And she seemed very receptive when I described Furio to her. 99 00:08:03,549 --> 00:08:05,073 She's not his type. 100 00:08:05,751 --> 00:08:07,343 What's his type? 101 00:08:09,222 --> 00:08:12,123 Don't worry about him. Stay out of it. 102 00:08:12,425 --> 00:08:14,916 - One date won't hurt. - Why do you wanna bother? 103 00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:16,859 My little Helo, Doly! 104 00:08:20,466 --> 00:08:22,195 Speaking of gossip. 105 00:08:23,002 --> 00:08:25,095 That noise in the Mercedes? 106 00:08:26,639 --> 00:08:27,628 Yeah? 107 00:08:28,207 --> 00:08:30,801 Brought it over to Globe Motors to have it looked at. 108 00:08:30,877 --> 00:08:34,244 And I was talking to Jerry in the service department? 109 00:08:34,413 --> 00:08:36,847 Now, remember that nice sales lady? 110 00:08:38,918 --> 00:08:40,545 I don't think so. 111 00:08:40,887 --> 00:08:44,050 Gloria Trillo, she gave me a ride home that day? 112 00:08:44,590 --> 00:08:47,787 You know what Jerry told me about her? She died. 113 00:08:51,664 --> 00:08:52,653 She what? 114 00:08:53,165 --> 00:08:55,895 She committed suicide. Isn't that awful? 115 00:09:00,439 --> 00:09:02,066 Mr. Empathy over there. 116 00:09:02,875 --> 00:09:05,742 She hung herself from a chandelier. 117 00:09:08,648 --> 00:09:10,548 Good evening, Vesuvio. 118 00:09:12,118 --> 00:09:15,815 I'm sorry, we aren't taking any more reservations, the kitchen is closing. 119 00:09:16,622 --> 00:09:19,750 $50,000. That's a lotta escarole. 120 00:09:20,059 --> 00:09:22,425 - Did you try the bank? - Escarole? 121 00:09:22,828 --> 00:09:24,318 Escarole. Money. 122 00:09:25,197 --> 00:09:27,165 Escarole. Money. Good. 123 00:09:27,667 --> 00:09:31,501 No, the bank, red tape. I have only until the end of the week. 124 00:09:33,472 --> 00:09:36,635 I told my brother you know people who lend money. 125 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:39,302 Little pitchers have big ears. 126 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:43,844 I just need it for 10 days and then, pas de problème. 127 00:09:43,916 --> 00:09:46,646 - Do you mind if I ask what for? - Some business in France. 128 00:09:46,719 --> 00:09:49,552 A group is purchasing an Armagnac property. 129 00:09:49,622 --> 00:09:52,819 I got the dossier right here. 130 00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:58,457 Jesus! 131 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,032 Domaine Vézelay. 132 00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:04,762 After Darroze, one of the oldest, largest producers of Bas-Armagnac... 133 00:10:04,837 --> 00:10:07,431 which is on fire now in France, and all over Europe. 134 00:10:07,506 --> 00:10:09,269 It's the next vodka. 135 00:10:11,077 --> 00:10:13,773 This is a $10 million worldwide launch. 136 00:10:13,879 --> 00:10:16,712 I got $100,000 into it, and I need $50,000 more to get... 137 00:10:16,782 --> 00:10:19,876 - the North American distribution rights. - Armagnac? 138 00:10:20,052 --> 00:10:22,646 I'll bring you a bottle of Vézelay. Unbelievable. 139 00:10:22,722 --> 00:10:26,681 - And with cigars, which are now very hot. - You only need the money for 10 days? 140 00:10:26,759 --> 00:10:27,783 How's that? 141 00:10:27,860 --> 00:10:31,489 Because when the deal is done, the advertising money is released to me. 142 00:10:31,831 --> 00:10:34,561 You understand, these people that I might know... 143 00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:36,624 they don't know you. 144 00:10:37,169 --> 00:10:41,538 So I wouldn't be just vouching for you. I, in essence, would be the lender. 145 00:10:41,607 --> 00:10:43,837 And it's gonna cost you. 146 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:47,503 - How much? - $10,000. 147 00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:48,569 Merde. 148 00:10:49,949 --> 00:10:50,938 $5,000. 149 00:10:51,817 --> 00:10:53,444 $7,500. 150 00:10:55,588 --> 00:10:56,577 Okay. 151 00:10:59,258 --> 00:11:02,591 Charmaine, I don't think you know Elodi's brother, Jean-Philippe? 152 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:05,392 Nice to meet you, but, Elodi, please... 153 00:11:06,198 --> 00:11:08,393 can you clear off table four? 154 00:11:09,869 --> 00:11:10,961 Thank you. 155 00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:18,738 - Charmaine, she's French? - Not remotely. 156 00:11:25,484 --> 00:11:27,111 She's a hostess. 157 00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:28,843 Not a busboy. 158 00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:31,884 What was... about, Arthur? 159 00:11:32,224 --> 00:11:34,590 It's just a venture capital thing with Jean-Philippe. 160 00:11:34,660 --> 00:11:37,823 It wouldn't pass your high Wharton School of Business standards. 161 00:11:37,897 --> 00:11:39,455 If you wanna bring in money... 162 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:42,660 why don't you get your friend, Anthony Soprano, to pay his tab? 163 00:11:42,735 --> 00:11:47,195 - It's close to $6,000. - I could have an empire like Bobby Flay. 164 00:11:47,973 --> 00:11:50,567 And it still wouldn't be good enough for you. 165 00:11:50,910 --> 00:11:52,741 Okay, I'll make you a deal. 166 00:11:52,812 --> 00:11:57,112 We'll start working on your empire right after we pay the $10,000... 167 00:11:57,183 --> 00:12:00,277 of orthodenture Melissa's gonna need this year. 168 00:12:33,219 --> 00:12:35,585 They're on allocation from the factory. 169 00:12:35,654 --> 00:12:37,986 I don't know when we're going to get any more in. 170 00:12:38,057 --> 00:12:41,049 But I'm free if you wanna take it for a spin. 171 00:12:43,229 --> 00:12:46,858 Actually, I was working with one of your other salespeople last year. 172 00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:50,595 She was really very helpful, I ought to give her the business. 173 00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:52,064 Gloria Trillo? 174 00:12:52,138 --> 00:12:54,800 She's no longer with us. 175 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:56,735 You know where she went? 176 00:12:57,376 --> 00:12:59,003 Actually, she died. 177 00:13:00,746 --> 00:13:02,236 What happened? 178 00:13:05,417 --> 00:13:07,317 She committed suicide. 179 00:13:08,687 --> 00:13:09,676 Why? 180 00:13:11,490 --> 00:13:12,479 I mean... 181 00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:14,891 she was... 182 00:13:15,261 --> 00:13:17,695 Salesperson of the Year, or something. 183 00:13:17,763 --> 00:13:19,822 I didn't know her that well. 184 00:13:19,899 --> 00:13:24,199 But I got the impression she wasn't very lucky with men, that sort of thing. 185 00:13:26,205 --> 00:13:28,799 - When was this? - Month ago, maybe two. 186 00:13:29,074 --> 00:13:30,632 What'd she say? 187 00:13:30,776 --> 00:13:33,574 I mean, you know, in the papers you read... 188 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,471 they always leave a note. 189 00:13:36,849 --> 00:13:40,216 She did leave a note on her desk. The police took it. 190 00:13:42,254 --> 00:13:45,621 Later, they told us it was just copy for a classified ad. 191 00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:47,988 She was selling her wolf stole. 192 00:13:48,093 --> 00:13:50,721 Anyway, let me give you my card. 193 00:14:04,043 --> 00:14:05,635 Chef Osso Bucco. 194 00:14:07,546 --> 00:14:09,343 This is a rare pleasure. 195 00:14:09,915 --> 00:14:11,746 Or is it medium-well? 196 00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:14,410 A little restaurant humor. 197 00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:16,210 So, you know... 198 00:14:16,755 --> 00:14:21,692 if you brought a pair of dirty chef whites, my friend here'll suck out the stains for you. 199 00:14:23,629 --> 00:14:24,618 Sit. 200 00:14:34,139 --> 00:14:36,130 Okay, in a nutshell. 201 00:14:36,775 --> 00:14:39,141 - I'd like to borrow a little money. - How little? 202 00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:41,771 $50,000, just for a couple of weeks. 203 00:14:42,147 --> 00:14:45,878 - I'm upgrading the kitchen in the restaurant. - Get the fuck outta here. 204 00:14:45,951 --> 00:14:47,816 What you take out of that bar... 205 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,981 you must be sitting on money like King Croesus. 206 00:14:52,691 --> 00:14:54,056 I wish. 207 00:14:54,126 --> 00:14:56,959 I won't be able to lend you money for less than two points. 208 00:14:57,029 --> 00:14:59,998 - It's not a problem. - Just outta curiosity... 209 00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:03,291 what's going to happen in two weeks? 210 00:15:04,803 --> 00:15:07,203 The insurance check's gonna come. 211 00:15:14,546 --> 00:15:16,537 I hate to do it, Artie... 212 00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:20,044 but I think I'm gonna pass. Sorry. 213 00:15:20,786 --> 00:15:23,550 - Why not? - 'Cause if you don't pay me back... 214 00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:26,489 I ain't gonna be able to hurt you. 215 00:15:33,332 --> 00:15:34,993 So how you doing? 216 00:15:36,735 --> 00:15:38,828 - What's going on? - Nothing. 217 00:15:40,539 --> 00:15:42,029 How about you? 218 00:15:43,575 --> 00:15:45,202 Fine, thank you. 219 00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:46,433 Really? 220 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:50,878 Business okay? Everybody hunky-dory? 221 00:15:51,016 --> 00:15:52,381 You know... 222 00:15:53,152 --> 00:15:54,619 onward and upward. 223 00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:58,123 How's Gloria Trillo? She still hanging around? 224 00:16:01,093 --> 00:16:04,187 - It's a terrible tragedy. - So you fucking knew. 225 00:16:05,230 --> 00:16:08,757 You fucking lied! You let me fucking sit there! 226 00:16:09,201 --> 00:16:10,293 Please, sit down. 227 00:16:10,369 --> 00:16:13,429 How the fuck am I supposed to trust you? You're my doctor. 228 00:16:13,505 --> 00:16:15,939 Please, sit down. You're scaring me. 229 00:16:17,343 --> 00:16:21,006 - You've been drinking. - Why the fuck didn't you help her? 230 00:16:21,413 --> 00:16:25,042 - Sometimes you can't. - I bet you charged her enough, didn't you? 231 00:16:25,117 --> 00:16:28,052 Bet you didn't cut her a deal, 'cause you're an incompetent. 232 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:31,749 I give my patients everything I've got. 233 00:16:32,891 --> 00:16:36,349 And when something like this happens, I'm devastated. 234 00:17:09,895 --> 00:17:11,658 She was a good kid. 235 00:17:12,398 --> 00:17:15,128 But she was fucking crazy, and I told you. 236 00:17:17,436 --> 00:17:21,736 And I want you to know that I was up-front with her. She knew I was married. 237 00:17:21,807 --> 00:17:23,069 I'm aware of that. 238 00:17:23,142 --> 00:17:25,906 Suicide, Jesus Christ! What the fuck? 239 00:17:27,079 --> 00:17:31,175 I have to respect confidentiality, even after a patient is dead. 240 00:17:32,084 --> 00:17:34,382 But with something like this... 241 00:17:34,820 --> 00:17:36,754 there's no one cause. 242 00:17:38,524 --> 00:17:42,392 You yourself just referred to her emotional problems. 243 00:17:43,162 --> 00:17:46,427 She slipped through everyone's grasp. 244 00:17:47,032 --> 00:17:49,660 She did it after me, I mean, admit it. 245 00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:53,795 You know, she... 246 00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:57,967 reached out to me, for me to care... 247 00:17:59,278 --> 00:18:00,745 and I wasn't there for her. 248 00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:03,748 Why are you so quick to blame yourself? 249 00:18:15,894 --> 00:18:16,883 Come in. 250 00:18:19,198 --> 00:18:21,530 - What's up? You want coffee? - No. 251 00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:30,471 Artie, you need a favor. 252 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:34,307 - Why didn't you reach out to me? - What are you talking about? 253 00:18:34,379 --> 00:18:38,110 Ralph Cifaretto called me and told me you came to him for money? 254 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,681 You need something, you don't come to me? 255 00:18:42,387 --> 00:18:44,378 - I'm your friend. - Right. 256 00:18:45,023 --> 00:18:47,253 I didn't want to impinge on our friendship. 257 00:18:47,326 --> 00:18:49,760 But, Artie, this is me... 258 00:18:50,429 --> 00:18:51,919 Tony. 259 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:56,393 If I was desperate, if Melissa had a tumor instead of an overbite... 260 00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:58,561 Madonna santo, knock wood... 261 00:18:58,704 --> 00:19:02,800 you'd be the first place I went to, but this was a business venture. 262 00:19:03,775 --> 00:19:06,243 - What kind of deal? - Elodi's brother. 263 00:19:06,745 --> 00:19:10,738 Needs a bridge loan, $50,000, and I get back $57,500 in 10 days. 264 00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:13,979 - Thought it was for the restaurant. - I told Ralphie that. 265 00:19:14,052 --> 00:19:16,953 Don't want him going around me to the principals. 266 00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:20,183 - What for then? - North American distribution rights... 267 00:19:20,259 --> 00:19:24,025 for Domaine Vézelay Armagnac. 268 00:19:32,538 --> 00:19:35,439 It's the new vodka. This stuff is sweeping Europe. 269 00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:39,375 It's gonna be bigger than Stoli, Goose. Who ever heard of Goose before? 270 00:19:39,444 --> 00:19:41,105 It's French vodka. 271 00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:44,075 These guys, they're big players. 272 00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:47,318 They're throwing millions behind product introduction. 273 00:19:47,386 --> 00:19:50,048 - All right, you got it. - I told you, Tony, no. 274 00:19:50,255 --> 00:19:53,053 What the fuck am I? A toxic person or something? 275 00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:55,320 No, Tony, come on, please. 276 00:19:55,394 --> 00:19:57,259 I'll charge you a point and a half. 277 00:19:57,329 --> 00:20:00,856 And that's a lot fucking better than Ralph Cifaretto would do. 278 00:20:03,902 --> 00:20:05,199 I insist. 279 00:20:06,305 --> 00:20:09,035 Look here's, like, $3,000. 280 00:20:10,342 --> 00:20:12,833 Somebody's gonna come by, give you the rest. 281 00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:17,911 You're a great guy. 282 00:20:19,751 --> 00:20:21,082 Come here. 283 00:20:31,029 --> 00:20:32,360 It's a good idea. 284 00:20:32,431 --> 00:20:35,525 Snifter, a nice cigar. You'll see what I mean. 285 00:20:43,775 --> 00:20:45,470 Dinner's almost ready. 286 00:21:30,155 --> 00:21:31,144 Shit. 287 00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:17,334 Which do you wanna see? 288 00:22:18,036 --> 00:22:19,025 This... 289 00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:21,328 or this? 290 00:22:46,565 --> 00:22:48,692 Cousin Brian's here! 291 00:23:01,012 --> 00:23:02,502 Be right down! 292 00:23:05,650 --> 00:23:08,949 - Brian, how you doing? - Good, Ton', great to see you. 293 00:23:11,456 --> 00:23:12,855 Brian brought the papers. 294 00:23:12,924 --> 00:23:15,620 He said you called him last night to hurry things along? 295 00:23:15,694 --> 00:23:18,822 Yeah, the Soprano family living trust, as discussed. 296 00:23:18,897 --> 00:23:21,365 Now when I croak, it's her problem. 297 00:23:23,135 --> 00:23:26,195 You have made me so happy. 298 00:23:28,206 --> 00:23:31,369 And if I was, like, obnoxious about this, I'm sorry. 299 00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:35,641 Come on. 300 00:23:36,515 --> 00:23:38,415 That's my lava cookies for the bake sale. 301 00:23:38,483 --> 00:23:42,579 - Would you like a couple for your coffee? - Thanks, but I gotta get back. 302 00:23:42,654 --> 00:23:45,316 We'll see you and Janelle at the Billy Joel thing, right? 303 00:23:45,390 --> 00:23:46,857 Wouldn't miss it. 304 00:23:49,094 --> 00:23:52,461 You know what, Ton'? It's a shame you didn't get eight tickets. 305 00:23:52,531 --> 00:23:56,524 Furio and Jessica could have come. It takes the pressure off of a blind date. 306 00:23:56,601 --> 00:23:58,728 Heshie's guy could only get six. 307 00:24:04,176 --> 00:24:08,840 I'll get the originals back to you. I'll have a copy, get one to your lawyer. 308 00:24:09,481 --> 00:24:10,505 All right. 309 00:24:18,623 --> 00:24:22,787 You know, that's a nice suit. What is it? 310 00:24:22,861 --> 00:24:23,987 Boss. 311 00:24:24,563 --> 00:24:27,691 - Yeah, I notice you like the good stuff. - My only vice. 312 00:24:29,100 --> 00:24:30,465 Call this number. 313 00:24:32,070 --> 00:24:33,731 You ask for Patsy. 314 00:24:34,005 --> 00:24:37,202 - Tell him I said to take care of you. - Thanks, Tony. 315 00:24:38,877 --> 00:24:41,243 - You're a great guy. - All right. 316 00:25:14,145 --> 00:25:17,444 - Don't forget to call on that meat order. - No problem. 317 00:26:02,327 --> 00:26:04,056 - Hi. - Hi. 318 00:26:04,963 --> 00:26:08,797 - Hi, Ma. This is Devin. - Hi, Devin, how are you? 319 00:26:08,867 --> 00:26:11,597 - Really well. It's nice to meet you. - Thank you. 320 00:26:11,670 --> 00:26:14,901 - Anthony, you want to turn that down? - Yeah. 321 00:26:19,644 --> 00:26:22,306 If you kids are hungry, I can make a couple sandwiches. 322 00:26:22,380 --> 00:26:24,177 No, we're fine, Ma. 323 00:26:25,850 --> 00:26:28,080 Careful of my Lladró, please. 324 00:26:28,887 --> 00:26:30,582 Yeah. Don't worry. 325 00:26:31,656 --> 00:26:33,521 - What do you call it? - Lladró. 326 00:26:33,758 --> 00:26:36,556 I don't even wanna say how much it costs. 327 00:26:39,631 --> 00:26:40,825 $3,000. 328 00:26:44,469 --> 00:26:47,063 I really wanted to be alone with you. 329 00:26:47,572 --> 00:26:49,335 Your house is out, right? 330 00:26:50,342 --> 00:26:55,041 My mom's boyfriend's using it as an office, and I'm not at my dad's till next week. 331 00:26:58,149 --> 00:27:00,811 - My sister's dorm. - At Columbia? 332 00:27:01,786 --> 00:27:03,310 Sure, let's go. 333 00:27:04,923 --> 00:27:07,483 The 33 bus goes into the city every hour. 334 00:27:07,559 --> 00:27:10,494 They're so smelly. I'll call a car service. 335 00:27:10,996 --> 00:27:13,863 - How much is that? - I'll put it on my AmEx. 336 00:27:14,599 --> 00:27:16,362 I'll call her cell. 337 00:27:23,041 --> 00:27:24,668 - Hello? - Hey, it's me. 338 00:27:24,743 --> 00:27:29,043 I'm on my way into the city with a friend, and I thought maybe we could hook up? 339 00:27:29,114 --> 00:27:32,948 Wow, great. I'm not on campus, but you could meet me. 340 00:27:33,018 --> 00:27:37,079 Take the Cross Bronx Expressway to the corner of Brook Ave. And 161st Street. 341 00:27:37,155 --> 00:27:40,386 - Brook Avenue and what? - 161st Street. 342 00:27:40,458 --> 00:27:42,688 - Okay. - All right, see you soon. 343 00:27:46,031 --> 00:27:48,056 I pictured your house different. 344 00:27:48,133 --> 00:27:52,900 I thought it'd be like Don Corleone's compound with gate, wall, big old Cadillacs. 345 00:27:53,805 --> 00:27:54,999 Isn't that stupid? 346 00:27:55,073 --> 00:27:57,837 Our place in Tahoe looks exactly like Michael's in l. 347 00:27:57,976 --> 00:27:59,500 Wow, really? 348 00:27:59,878 --> 00:28:02,745 No, we don't have a place in Tahoe. 349 00:28:04,015 --> 00:28:05,482 We have a boat though. 350 00:28:05,550 --> 00:28:08,144 I'm like a gangster dude's girlfriend. 351 00:28:21,933 --> 00:28:26,029 - Are you sure this is it? - Brook Avenue and 161st Street. 352 00:28:26,871 --> 00:28:29,999 - Columbia? This looks like Harlem. - South Bronx. 353 00:28:41,219 --> 00:28:43,278 Don't leave, okay? 354 00:28:56,901 --> 00:28:58,198 Help you? 355 00:28:58,703 --> 00:29:00,193 They're mine. 356 00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:04,406 When did you get taller than me? 357 00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:08,440 Cheokay, this is my little brother. Cheokay just got accepted at Yale Law. 358 00:29:08,513 --> 00:29:10,174 What's happening? 359 00:29:11,649 --> 00:29:15,380 - I'm Meadow, Politeness Man's sister. - I'm Devin. 360 00:29:15,453 --> 00:29:17,114 Can I talk to you? 361 00:29:19,691 --> 00:29:21,784 This is what you do on a Friday night? 362 00:29:21,860 --> 00:29:23,828 The South Bronx Law Center. 363 00:29:23,895 --> 00:29:27,797 It's a free criminal defense service for those who can't afford legal counsel. 364 00:29:27,866 --> 00:29:28,924 I intern here. 365 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,491 - I need to use your room. - What for? 366 00:29:33,438 --> 00:29:34,735 You know. 367 00:29:38,409 --> 00:29:41,378 You've gotta be kidding. Anthony, no. 368 00:29:41,446 --> 00:29:45,143 - Well, just for a little while. Why not? - I don't even wanna think about it. 369 00:29:45,216 --> 00:29:47,480 It's my bed. How am I gonna go in there after? 370 00:29:47,552 --> 00:29:51,215 We'll just stay on the coverlet. We came all the way over here. 371 00:29:51,289 --> 00:29:55,020 I thought you wanted to go into the city. There's all this stuff going on. 372 00:29:55,093 --> 00:29:57,561 I thought we'd go to the Alphabets. A friend's reading. 373 00:29:57,629 --> 00:29:59,256 She's a novelist. 374 00:30:05,436 --> 00:30:09,964 The greatest cultural center in the world, and you came over here for sex? 375 00:30:12,010 --> 00:30:13,671 Probably just gonna cruise. 376 00:30:13,745 --> 00:30:16,612 Is the tree up at Rockefeller Center yet? 377 00:30:18,716 --> 00:30:21,276 Look at the way these people have to live. 378 00:30:23,888 --> 00:30:26,015 I think they're overwhelmed. 379 00:30:26,357 --> 00:30:29,690 I mean, they're in a cycle, they keep having kids... 380 00:30:30,995 --> 00:30:32,223 I know. 381 00:30:32,797 --> 00:30:37,598 We're just so insulated from reality. I mean, we have everything we want. 382 00:30:38,036 --> 00:30:39,663 When you think about it. 383 00:30:39,737 --> 00:30:42,365 They're on food stamps and welfare. 384 00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:45,773 And my mom could go out and buy a statue for $3,000. 385 00:30:46,010 --> 00:30:47,739 It's $3,000. 386 00:30:47,812 --> 00:30:51,111 - We have a housekeeper three days a week. - We have one, too. 387 00:30:52,217 --> 00:30:56,813 I guess I just lucked out to be rich and live in a big house. 388 00:30:58,189 --> 00:31:00,555 Even somebody like Steve Mussel. 389 00:31:00,625 --> 00:31:04,425 He's got all right clothes, but have you ever been to his house? 390 00:31:04,495 --> 00:31:06,122 I don't think so. 391 00:31:06,197 --> 00:31:08,222 His dad's a math teacher. 392 00:31:08,566 --> 00:31:10,693 They don't even have a dining room. 393 00:31:10,969 --> 00:31:14,564 There's five people living there. It's just this little box. 394 00:31:19,677 --> 00:31:20,803 Here. 395 00:31:21,279 --> 00:31:24,510 Arthur, already 80 seats tonight. 396 00:31:24,582 --> 00:31:26,413 They come to see you. 397 00:31:31,189 --> 00:31:34,590 I eat so much of your gnocchi, I'm gonna get a belly. 398 00:31:41,966 --> 00:31:45,026 Elodi, is Jean-Philippe okay? 399 00:31:46,571 --> 00:31:48,630 - What do you mean? - He was gonna call me. 400 00:31:48,706 --> 00:31:51,300 I left him a couple of messages, he didn't call back. 401 00:31:51,376 --> 00:31:54,311 Did you hear from him? Does he call your mother? 402 00:31:54,512 --> 00:31:58,448 He always works strange hours. The time difference. 403 00:31:59,183 --> 00:32:00,878 By the time we're waking up... 404 00:32:00,952 --> 00:32:04,251 they're already at home, eating dinner in Toulouse. 405 00:32:05,490 --> 00:32:07,117 I almost forget. 406 00:32:09,527 --> 00:32:13,429 I bring you something. Boulevard des Slows. It's for the PA. 407 00:32:16,401 --> 00:32:19,131 I have to put the flowers in the vases. 408 00:32:21,172 --> 00:32:23,436 Problems with the investment, Arthur? 409 00:32:23,508 --> 00:32:24,770 What do you mean? 410 00:32:25,009 --> 00:32:27,068 Please. What do you think? 411 00:32:27,312 --> 00:32:30,975 She suddenly wants to play "hide the boudin blanc" with you? 412 00:32:38,289 --> 00:32:40,553 We don't see you here anymore. 413 00:32:43,294 --> 00:32:45,421 Or up at the house, either. 414 00:32:45,496 --> 00:32:48,124 Christopher, he can't seem to shake this flu. 415 00:32:48,199 --> 00:32:51,225 Yeah, I noticed his skin doesn't look so good. 416 00:32:52,136 --> 00:32:54,070 He's just stressed out. 417 00:32:54,706 --> 00:32:56,333 Which reminds me. 418 00:32:56,407 --> 00:32:59,274 Billy Joel? Maybe you shouldn't count on us. 419 00:32:59,344 --> 00:33:01,869 You mean, you might not be able to come? 420 00:33:01,946 --> 00:33:06,246 There's been all these problems at the Crazy Horse, and I don't know... 421 00:33:07,719 --> 00:33:10,153 What a shame, that's awful. 422 00:33:11,189 --> 00:33:14,056 What am I gonna do with those tickets? 423 00:33:26,137 --> 00:33:28,230 God, I love marrow. 424 00:33:30,108 --> 00:33:31,973 Remember Ma with the bone? 425 00:33:32,043 --> 00:33:34,773 Sounded like half-price day at the liposuction center. 426 00:33:34,846 --> 00:33:36,074 Please. 427 00:33:36,948 --> 00:33:40,679 It's nice, us having dinner together, catching up. 428 00:33:42,820 --> 00:33:45,084 I'm just glad I'm in a position to do it. 429 00:33:49,594 --> 00:33:53,963 Chocolate soufflé, gelato, sorbet sampler. 430 00:33:54,866 --> 00:33:57,027 - On the house. - Thank you. 431 00:33:57,101 --> 00:34:00,298 Something for after dinner, I got a nice Armagnac. 432 00:34:00,371 --> 00:34:03,238 I used to drink that in France. Histamines. 433 00:34:03,674 --> 00:34:05,335 I think it's good. 434 00:34:05,610 --> 00:34:08,807 I know, Tony. Can I have a Nonino Picolit? 435 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:12,077 - I know it's expensive. - Yeah, bring me one, too. 436 00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:18,213 So you and Bobby Bacala, huh? 437 00:34:18,289 --> 00:34:19,256 So that's it. 438 00:34:19,824 --> 00:34:22,987 What is so fucking compelling to you about my personal business? 439 00:34:23,061 --> 00:34:24,756 Jesus Christ, am I such an ogre? 440 00:34:24,829 --> 00:34:28,196 I was just gonna say he's a nice guy. 441 00:34:28,466 --> 00:34:29,831 I gotta have an agenda? 442 00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:31,160 No, Tony. 443 00:34:32,904 --> 00:34:35,873 - I'm sorry. - What am I, a toxic person? 444 00:34:35,940 --> 00:34:37,840 You're a great brother. 445 00:34:38,609 --> 00:34:41,134 We can go at it pretty good... 446 00:34:41,679 --> 00:34:44,807 but you always seem to reach out when it counts. 447 00:34:45,616 --> 00:34:46,742 Yeah? 448 00:34:50,655 --> 00:34:53,419 Did you ever know anybody that... 449 00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:57,660 ever committed suicide? 450 00:34:58,463 --> 00:35:01,227 Plenty. I used to live in Seattle, Tony. 451 00:35:02,233 --> 00:35:04,463 Anybody close? 452 00:35:04,936 --> 00:35:06,096 Murray Furlong. 453 00:35:07,505 --> 00:35:10,997 He was a good friend. He lived upstairs. 454 00:35:11,242 --> 00:35:15,042 People said he was in the CIA, gone for long periods of time and... 455 00:35:15,113 --> 00:35:17,604 I always thought he was gay. I don't know. 456 00:35:17,682 --> 00:35:20,674 Maybe that's not mutually exclusive. Anyway... 457 00:35:21,486 --> 00:35:22,851 one day... 458 00:35:25,756 --> 00:35:28,384 he sucked on the end of a deer rifle. 459 00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:31,751 Do you feel responsible? 460 00:35:35,032 --> 00:35:36,431 Yeah, I did. 461 00:35:37,068 --> 00:35:39,559 You know, partly, we all did. 462 00:35:40,271 --> 00:35:44,002 My last conversation with him was an argument... 463 00:35:44,509 --> 00:35:49,446 if you can call it that, about him asking me to accept FedEx packages for him. 464 00:35:53,818 --> 00:35:57,481 - But you never really know why. - Probably it was his name. 465 00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:08,022 You can leave the bottle. 466 00:36:09,433 --> 00:36:12,698 And, Artie, put that on my tab. 467 00:36:13,738 --> 00:36:15,103 Of course. 468 00:36:25,283 --> 00:36:28,582 Tony, can I talk to you? 469 00:36:32,390 --> 00:36:33,982 What's going on? 470 00:36:34,058 --> 00:36:36,549 I just wanna give you a little heads up. 471 00:36:36,627 --> 00:36:39,255 I know the money's due in a couple of days. 472 00:36:40,298 --> 00:36:41,663 I'm a little concerned. 473 00:36:41,732 --> 00:36:45,361 I can't get a hold of Jean-Philippe, he doesn't return my calls. 474 00:36:48,339 --> 00:36:51,331 - Did you go over there? - Not yet. 475 00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:05,386 Artie, you gotta go over there. 476 00:37:06,023 --> 00:37:08,856 - The guy's not returning your phone calls. - I know. 477 00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:11,755 They miss a payment, start acting like... 478 00:37:11,829 --> 00:37:14,491 they're doing you a favor if they give you anything. 479 00:37:14,565 --> 00:37:17,830 And then you gotta spend all your time hounding 'em. 480 00:37:17,902 --> 00:37:20,268 You gotta get your arms around this thing. 481 00:37:25,543 --> 00:37:27,374 You know what I'm saying? 482 00:37:37,288 --> 00:37:40,280 Jean-Philippe, you're home. 483 00:37:40,591 --> 00:37:44,220 I called you five times, qu'est-ce que c'est? Message machine broken? 484 00:37:44,295 --> 00:37:45,626 Nice crib. 485 00:37:45,696 --> 00:37:47,823 What is that, Berber carpet? 486 00:37:48,733 --> 00:37:51,964 Those fucking shoes you wear... 487 00:37:52,036 --> 00:37:54,937 what are they, designer? 488 00:37:56,907 --> 00:37:59,569 You fucking avoiding me, motherfucker? 489 00:37:59,644 --> 00:38:03,080 Where's my money? What, are you gonna cry now? 490 00:38:03,547 --> 00:38:08,314 Stand up, you frog-eating faccia di cazz', I will fuck you up, man. 491 00:39:20,157 --> 00:39:22,751 It's you. Hello. Come in. 492 00:39:22,827 --> 00:39:27,730 You're home. Qu'est-ce que c'est, man? Message machine broken? 493 00:39:28,933 --> 00:39:31,731 I'm sorry, I've been wishing to call you. 494 00:39:31,936 --> 00:39:33,267 Nice crib. 495 00:39:33,337 --> 00:39:35,862 You were supposed to give me my money two days ago. 496 00:39:35,940 --> 00:39:37,066 I know. 497 00:39:37,141 --> 00:39:41,771 Crédit Lyonnais, they didn't come through with the second round of financing yet. 498 00:39:41,846 --> 00:39:43,871 My partners are sick about it. 499 00:39:44,482 --> 00:39:46,473 That's not my problem, Jean-Philippe. 500 00:39:47,818 --> 00:39:51,117 - I want my money. - I just told you, I don't have it. 501 00:39:52,490 --> 00:39:56,688 - When are you gonna get it? - I don't know, okay? I don't know. 502 00:39:57,061 --> 00:39:59,052 It doesn't look too good. 503 00:40:00,431 --> 00:40:02,194 What does that mean? 504 00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:06,497 I mean, I don't know if it's going to happen, all right? 505 00:40:07,304 --> 00:40:10,273 They were not convinced to our business model. 506 00:40:10,341 --> 00:40:14,107 They didn't agree there was as much potential for Armagnac. 507 00:40:14,645 --> 00:40:18,581 The problem has been, it seems, that people cannot figure out... 508 00:40:18,649 --> 00:40:20,776 how to market Armagnac. 509 00:40:21,018 --> 00:40:24,647 The hip approach, like with Stoli, fails. 510 00:40:25,055 --> 00:40:26,784 You said it was the next vodka! 511 00:40:26,857 --> 00:40:29,417 Hey, so we are big boys, we must move on. 512 00:40:29,794 --> 00:40:33,195 Frog-eating, fucking faccia di cazz'. 513 00:40:33,264 --> 00:40:35,824 - What did you say? - I said, I want my money! 514 00:40:35,900 --> 00:40:38,391 Are you stupid? That money's spent. 515 00:40:38,702 --> 00:40:41,000 Operating expenses, notaires, travel. 516 00:40:41,071 --> 00:40:42,129 No! 517 00:40:42,373 --> 00:40:46,571 - You have my $50,000. - It's business, it's a risk. 518 00:40:46,644 --> 00:40:50,944 - I have a daughter who needs braces! - Listen to me, I don't have it right now. 519 00:40:51,015 --> 00:40:54,974 You fucking, French, fucking, lying cocksucker! 520 00:40:58,255 --> 00:41:00,018 Fuck your mother! 521 00:41:15,439 --> 00:41:16,838 My earring! 522 00:41:18,042 --> 00:41:20,340 - You ripped my fucking ear! - Du con. 523 00:41:24,281 --> 00:41:26,909 - I want my money. - Fuck you! 524 00:41:26,984 --> 00:41:29,248 I see you again, I'll kill you. 525 00:41:36,861 --> 00:41:40,228 The thing is to keep knocking on the door without going in right away. 526 00:41:40,297 --> 00:41:44,563 Poke the perimeter, tap on the gate till she's out of her fucking mind, begging. 527 00:41:44,635 --> 00:41:47,399 Then you own that shit, that pussy's yours. 528 00:41:47,471 --> 00:41:49,268 I think she's ready. 529 00:41:49,707 --> 00:41:51,641 We shall know forsooth. 530 00:41:53,077 --> 00:41:55,568 Liz has been to her house. She says it's nice. 531 00:41:58,315 --> 00:42:00,249 lt doesn't look that great. 532 00:42:00,317 --> 00:42:02,046 lt's kind of Bo Peep-ish. 533 00:42:05,022 --> 00:42:06,580 Can l help you? 534 00:42:09,059 --> 00:42:10,924 We're here to see Devin Pillsbury. 535 00:42:10,995 --> 00:42:13,657 Proceed on up, park in the auto court. 536 00:42:28,379 --> 00:42:29,869 Help you guys? 537 00:42:29,947 --> 00:42:31,972 It's okay, Ted. Hi, guys. 538 00:42:32,783 --> 00:42:35,513 You wanna pull it over here for me, sir? 539 00:42:44,028 --> 00:42:47,191 Wow, nice place. 540 00:43:22,266 --> 00:43:23,631 Get outta here. 541 00:43:23,701 --> 00:43:26,670 No, it's true. Iceland is a volcano. 542 00:43:26,737 --> 00:43:28,500 Hawaii is a volcano. 543 00:43:35,245 --> 00:43:36,610 Come here. 544 00:43:42,119 --> 00:43:43,177 Hello? 545 00:43:43,354 --> 00:43:46,016 I just want you to know that I tried. 546 00:43:46,090 --> 00:43:48,422 And l didn't mean to hurt anybody. 547 00:43:48,959 --> 00:43:53,157 And I love you, and I'm sorry I let you down. 548 00:43:54,298 --> 00:43:55,492 Artie? 549 00:43:57,134 --> 00:43:59,432 What's the matter? What's wrong with you? 550 00:43:59,503 --> 00:44:02,597 I'm a complete and total failure. 551 00:44:05,943 --> 00:44:07,604 You take care of Charmaine. 552 00:44:07,678 --> 00:44:09,339 What did you do, Artie? 553 00:44:09,947 --> 00:44:11,346 What did you do? 554 00:44:11,415 --> 00:44:12,939 I'm just gonna go to sleep. 555 00:44:13,017 --> 00:44:15,281 Artie, did you take something? 556 00:44:15,653 --> 00:44:17,120 Don't go to sleep! 557 00:44:17,187 --> 00:44:19,485 Artie, you hear me? Don't go to sleep! 558 00:44:22,226 --> 00:44:23,921 Jesus fucking Christ! 559 00:44:23,994 --> 00:44:26,087 What's wrong? You gotta go? 560 00:44:26,397 --> 00:44:27,762 A friend of mine. 561 00:44:28,032 --> 00:44:32,435 Fucking idiot took some pills or something, he's trying to kill himself. 562 00:44:33,737 --> 00:44:35,728 What the fuck am I doing? 563 00:44:39,677 --> 00:44:43,913 I'm gonna call 911. They'll do him more good than I can. 564 00:44:49,987 --> 00:44:52,182 - Are these real? - Yeah. 565 00:44:53,791 --> 00:44:56,191 So this is, like, a real Picasso? 566 00:44:56,260 --> 00:44:58,194 My dad collects his later stuff. 567 00:44:59,897 --> 00:45:01,592 They're all cocks. 568 00:45:01,665 --> 00:45:03,530 Picasso was an old man by then. 569 00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:06,194 Shit, they must be worth millions, at least. 570 00:45:06,270 --> 00:45:08,500 Isn't your dad afraid we're gonna steal them? 571 00:45:13,977 --> 00:45:15,672 What is that, a Sota turntable? 572 00:45:15,946 --> 00:45:17,937 Whoa, Patrick, little Mr. Consumer. 573 00:45:21,819 --> 00:45:24,413 You don't like that? Do you want something else? 574 00:45:24,488 --> 00:45:25,682 No, just... 575 00:45:26,757 --> 00:45:28,622 I wish you would've said something. 576 00:45:29,426 --> 00:45:31,417 It doesn't mean anything. 577 00:45:31,829 --> 00:45:35,629 I feel so stupid. My mother's stupid Lladró... 578 00:45:35,833 --> 00:45:38,267 and we have a housekeeper three days a week? 579 00:45:38,335 --> 00:45:41,566 I don't care. I like you. 580 00:45:42,573 --> 00:45:46,100 Rubber Soul in mint condition. This has gotta be worth, what? 581 00:45:47,811 --> 00:45:51,076 - You should've told me. - And what would you have done if I did? 582 00:45:51,148 --> 00:45:55,812 I don't know, but if it wasn't such a big deal, why didn't you say something? 583 00:46:06,163 --> 00:46:07,391 Jesus. 584 00:46:08,132 --> 00:46:09,429 What happened? 585 00:46:10,367 --> 00:46:13,700 It all went to shit. "The next vodka. " 586 00:46:14,238 --> 00:46:16,001 So this is what you do? 587 00:46:16,073 --> 00:46:19,770 But you don't understand. The money's gone. 588 00:46:22,713 --> 00:46:24,908 Can't you come and talk to me? 589 00:46:26,250 --> 00:46:27,478 I'm your friend. 590 00:46:29,186 --> 00:46:33,350 Suppose you hadn't been able to reach me, and I go to your house and find you dead. 591 00:46:34,291 --> 00:46:35,781 How am I supposed to feel? 592 00:46:41,064 --> 00:46:42,861 Take the restaurant. 593 00:46:45,302 --> 00:46:47,793 I don't want the fucking restaurant. 594 00:46:50,207 --> 00:46:52,641 Then how am I gonna pay you back? 595 00:46:53,076 --> 00:46:57,103 $50,000, it'd take the rest of my life. 596 00:46:57,181 --> 00:47:00,014 It's $51,500, vig-wise, Artie... 597 00:47:00,484 --> 00:47:03,510 and technically, you already missed a payment. 598 00:47:08,058 --> 00:47:10,288 All right, look, let's just... 599 00:47:10,828 --> 00:47:13,353 We'll wipe my tab at the restaurant. 600 00:47:13,597 --> 00:47:14,928 Thank you. 601 00:47:20,370 --> 00:47:23,430 Tony, that's what, $6,000? 602 00:47:24,208 --> 00:47:26,005 What about the rest of the money? 603 00:47:26,376 --> 00:47:28,173 I'll assume the guy's dead. 604 00:47:28,245 --> 00:47:31,237 - Collect the $50,000. - Thank you. 605 00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:46,393 The cobwebs are now removed. 606 00:47:46,897 --> 00:47:48,797 What the fuck are you talking about? 607 00:47:48,866 --> 00:47:50,993 You saw this whole thing, didn't you? 608 00:47:51,068 --> 00:47:54,469 You knew exactly what was gonna happen. 609 00:47:57,975 --> 00:48:00,637 You can see 20 moves down the road. 610 00:48:00,711 --> 00:48:03,373 Please, I don't blame you, I envy you. 611 00:48:03,914 --> 00:48:06,678 It's like an instinct, like a hawk sees a little mouse... 612 00:48:06,750 --> 00:48:08,945 moving around a cornfield, from a mile up. 613 00:48:09,019 --> 00:48:11,715 You think it's my fault you're fucking lying in here? 614 00:48:11,788 --> 00:48:15,280 It's just that somebody mentions $50,000... 615 00:48:15,359 --> 00:48:18,351 to bankroll a French digestif, and your mind... 616 00:48:18,562 --> 00:48:22,760 goes through all the permutations at, like, internet speed and realizes: 617 00:48:23,033 --> 00:48:26,264 "Worst case scenario: I eat for free. " 618 00:48:29,973 --> 00:48:31,804 You fucking suicide! 619 00:48:31,875 --> 00:48:34,537 - You're disgraceful! - I'm sorry. 620 00:48:34,978 --> 00:48:36,536 No, fuck that! 621 00:48:41,451 --> 00:48:43,578 Does anybody else know I loaned you the money? 622 00:48:43,654 --> 00:48:45,451 - Like who? - I don't give a fuck who. 623 00:48:45,522 --> 00:48:48,821 Adriana, Father Intintola, my wife, anybody? 624 00:48:52,629 --> 00:48:54,597 All right, you got mugged. 625 00:48:54,765 --> 00:48:57,859 Outside of your house, it was a street crime, kids. 626 00:48:57,935 --> 00:49:00,597 They took your wallet and your watch. Where are they? 627 00:49:00,671 --> 00:49:02,195 - Why? - Come on. 628 00:49:08,278 --> 00:49:09,336 Why? 629 00:49:10,113 --> 00:49:12,547 You don't care what people think? 630 00:49:12,983 --> 00:49:15,451 I do! Enough people hate me. 631 00:49:17,287 --> 00:49:20,256 You fought back, they ripped your earring outta your ear... 632 00:49:20,324 --> 00:49:23,816 you were bleeding, went inside the house, you took pills for the pain... 633 00:49:23,894 --> 00:49:27,193 'cause you'd have to wait at the emergency room for a couple hours. 634 00:49:28,765 --> 00:49:32,462 They pumped my stomach. They saw the Armagnac. 635 00:49:32,536 --> 00:49:34,333 You got fucking mugged! 636 00:49:34,404 --> 00:49:37,202 Do you understand me? I didn't loan you shit. 637 00:50:08,739 --> 00:50:10,434 I had this dream. 638 00:50:10,507 --> 00:50:14,307 My grandfather's sitting at a table, and in front of him is Steak Pizzaiola. 639 00:50:14,378 --> 00:50:16,573 And standing next to him is my grandmother. 640 00:50:16,646 --> 00:50:19,911 And she's wearing a blue dress and pouring him a glass of wine. 641 00:50:19,983 --> 00:50:22,417 And he says to me, "You see this? 642 00:50:22,486 --> 00:50:25,785 "If you got a good wife, you're a millionaire. " 643 00:50:26,089 --> 00:50:30,389 So the next day, I go over Carmela's house for dinner with her family. 644 00:50:30,460 --> 00:50:33,156 And in front of me is Steak Pizzaiola. 645 00:50:34,464 --> 00:50:37,194 Before I could realize the déjà vu that was going on... 646 00:50:37,267 --> 00:50:40,100 Carmela's standing next to me in a blue dress... 647 00:50:40,170 --> 00:50:42,297 pouring me a glass of soda. 648 00:50:44,241 --> 00:50:46,573 The next day, I bought the ring. 649 00:50:48,245 --> 00:50:51,703 That is so incredible, so romantic. 650 00:50:53,917 --> 00:50:56,215 She's a romantic one, this one. 651 00:50:56,286 --> 00:50:59,016 - She gonna clean my teeth for me. - Really? 652 00:50:59,089 --> 00:51:02,388 I have to confess. You know, sometimes, I find the dentist erotic. 653 00:51:02,659 --> 00:51:05,184 Brian, all night, I admire your suit. 654 00:51:05,262 --> 00:51:07,355 My man, Mr. Soprano, turned me on to it. 655 00:51:07,431 --> 00:51:09,524 Nice. Patsy? 656 00:51:10,467 --> 00:51:14,597 - I'd like to propose a toast to our host. - Hear, hear. 657 00:51:16,039 --> 00:51:20,408 Tony, great tickets, great meal, great wine... 658 00:51:20,477 --> 00:51:24,345 and for being a great guy, who I'm proud to call a new friend. 659 00:51:34,357 --> 00:51:36,791 So he says I planned it all along... 660 00:51:36,860 --> 00:51:39,886 that I could see 20 steps down the road how it was gonna go... 661 00:51:39,996 --> 00:51:41,827 and how he was gonna get screwed. 662 00:51:41,898 --> 00:51:43,388 Did you? 663 00:51:44,101 --> 00:51:46,228 - See it? - I don't know. 664 00:51:49,206 --> 00:51:53,165 According to him, it's subconscious, second nature. 665 00:51:54,311 --> 00:51:58,179 - But the accusation bothers you. - Is that the kind of person I am? 666 00:51:58,248 --> 00:52:00,614 A hawk? That's an animal. 667 00:52:01,485 --> 00:52:05,387 As I understand it, you make a lot of your living through usury. 668 00:52:05,755 --> 00:52:08,952 So why the pangs of conscience this time? 669 00:52:10,093 --> 00:52:14,189 Do you think your reaction would've been the same, if it all... 670 00:52:14,731 --> 00:52:17,564 your friend taking the pills, all of it... 671 00:52:18,635 --> 00:52:23,129 hadn't happened a week or so after you found out about Gloria? 672 00:52:25,442 --> 00:52:29,674 I'll tell you one thing. One suicide is bad enough, but two? 673 00:52:29,913 --> 00:52:32,347 They can both go fuck themselves. 674 00:52:33,717 --> 00:52:37,312 I made a donation to the suicide hotline in her name... 675 00:52:38,355 --> 00:52:39,879 and that's it. 676 00:52:50,534 --> 00:52:54,368 The projection screen in their media room was as big as the small ones at AMC. 677 00:52:54,437 --> 00:52:58,965 I heard Mr. Pillsbury is some kind of financial corporate wiz or something? 678 00:52:59,409 --> 00:53:02,537 - Dude, you're the Pillsbury dough boy. - Shut up. 679 00:53:05,615 --> 00:53:09,278 Hey, A.J., how come your dad doesn't have that Don Corleone money? 680 00:53:11,821 --> 00:53:13,288 I don't know.