1 00:01:48,196 --> 00:01:50,157 CARMELA: Meadow, do you have a tampon? 2 00:01:50,991 --> 00:01:53,910 I'm spotting and the dispenser is out. 3 00:01:54,119 --> 00:01:56,788 You had an examination? 4 00:01:57,289 --> 00:02:01,752 It's the middle of the month. This never happens to me. 5 00:02:02,919 --> 00:02:04,129 Here. 6 00:02:22,689 --> 00:02:25,525 Imagine having your portrait in a museum. 7 00:02:25,692 --> 00:02:29,571 She's a rich merchant's wife. It's how Rubens made money. 8 00:02:29,946 --> 00:02:35,452 You talk the talk, Miss Art History. I've never seen these grades from you. 9 00:02:35,619 --> 00:02:38,163 Well, you take Intro to Semiotics. 10 00:02:38,622 --> 00:02:42,042 If you spent less time in Jackie's car... 11 00:02:42,250 --> 00:02:43,502 Please. 12 00:02:44,503 --> 00:02:46,379 That is so over. 13 00:02:47,714 --> 00:02:49,758 Just like that? What happened? 14 00:03:19,996 --> 00:03:21,873 Are you crying? 15 00:03:22,999 --> 00:03:24,459 What's the matter? 16 00:03:24,876 --> 00:03:27,337 I don't know. Just look at it. 17 00:03:36,972 --> 00:03:40,809 "Jusepe de Ribera. The Mystical Marriage of Saint Catherine." 18 00:03:41,017 --> 00:03:43,144 That's the baby Jesus. 19 00:03:43,311 --> 00:03:45,689 She's marrying a baby? Good luck. 20 00:03:45,897 --> 00:03:47,357 We all do. 21 00:03:47,732 --> 00:03:51,569 - What? - I shouldn't be sarcastic. 22 00:03:54,990 --> 00:03:56,783 Just look at her. 23 00:03:57,200 --> 00:04:00,370 The little baby's hand against her cheek. 24 00:04:02,038 --> 00:04:04,249 She's so at peace. 25 00:04:06,084 --> 00:04:12,007 A beautiful, innocent, gorgeous little baby. 26 00:04:23,393 --> 00:04:25,020 Come on, let's go eat. 27 00:04:36,489 --> 00:04:37,949 WOMAN: Tony! 28 00:04:39,367 --> 00:04:42,287 Come on. I'm sorry about what happened. 29 00:04:42,495 --> 00:04:45,582 - You won't return my calls. - Go fuck yourself. 30 00:04:45,749 --> 00:04:47,125 Tony. 31 00:04:47,959 --> 00:04:52,005 We have something too special to just... over one argument. 32 00:04:52,213 --> 00:04:56,760 One argument? You threw a fucking dinner at my head, Gloria. 33 00:04:56,968 --> 00:05:00,221 If you were a guy, you know where you'd be. 34 00:05:00,430 --> 00:05:04,100 But you were late. You kept me waiting three hours... 35 00:05:04,309 --> 00:05:08,688 What about the present? You threw it into the Barnegat Bay. 36 00:05:09,063 --> 00:05:10,607 All right, I... 37 00:05:12,984 --> 00:05:18,990 I'm having a bad couple of weeks. Shit with my family and other crap. 38 00:05:19,407 --> 00:05:23,953 I was trying to act in control and not dwell on it. It's no excuse. 39 00:05:24,162 --> 00:05:28,708 - We can't talk about your problems? - I didn't wanna bother you. 40 00:05:31,002 --> 00:05:33,296 Well, I had a lot on my plate. 41 00:05:33,463 --> 00:05:34,923 Can I see you later? 42 00:05:36,174 --> 00:05:38,635 I'm late for my appointment. 43 00:05:41,304 --> 00:05:43,181 [GLORIA GIGGLES] 44 00:05:43,431 --> 00:05:46,267 Me and this broad, we're like... 45 00:05:46,643 --> 00:05:48,186 ...leather and lace. 46 00:05:48,394 --> 00:05:50,855 A burning ring of fire. Whatever. 47 00:05:51,064 --> 00:05:52,607 Amour fou. 48 00:05:53,608 --> 00:05:55,735 As the French call it. 49 00:05:55,944 --> 00:05:58,780 - Crazy love, all-consuming. - That's it. 50 00:05:59,697 --> 00:06:02,158 We push each other's buttons. 51 00:06:02,367 --> 00:06:06,371 - Most people don't push your buttons. - That's not true. 52 00:06:06,538 --> 00:06:12,544 Now, I know you think I'm like a hard, cold, captain-of-industry type. 53 00:06:12,752 --> 00:06:14,879 That's not all there is. 54 00:06:17,090 --> 00:06:18,716 I don't know. 55 00:06:23,263 --> 00:06:24,556 She gets freaky. 56 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:28,309 Is she a full-blown loop-do-loo or what? 57 00:06:28,476 --> 00:06:31,980 - As you know, I cannot... - Discuss another patient. 58 00:06:33,356 --> 00:06:34,899 If I duke you a five? 59 00:06:35,066 --> 00:06:38,653 I'm not charging you. Last month you overpaid. 60 00:06:38,861 --> 00:06:41,781 - You gave me good tips. - I won't have it. 61 00:06:41,990 --> 00:06:44,909 - Don't offer it again. - All right. Jesus. 62 00:06:45,076 --> 00:06:47,745 - Back to Gloria. - She never wants money. 63 00:06:47,954 --> 00:06:49,330 And you like this? 64 00:06:49,664 --> 00:06:54,294 She's, you know, very independent-minded. That I do like. 65 00:06:54,502 --> 00:06:57,922 - You see her as independent, strong. - She's not? 66 00:06:58,089 --> 00:07:01,175 We're talking about your perceptions. 67 00:07:01,426 --> 00:07:04,178 She made her own way in the world. 68 00:07:04,804 --> 00:07:07,724 Irina was such a helpless, fucking baby. 69 00:07:08,391 --> 00:07:11,644 But Gloria knows a lot, about a lot of shit. 70 00:07:11,936 --> 00:07:15,523 Buddhism, and the movies... 71 00:07:17,358 --> 00:07:20,445 She went to Morocco all by herself. 72 00:07:24,157 --> 00:07:26,117 And those eyes. 73 00:07:26,951 --> 00:07:30,371 Those dark, black eyes. 74 00:07:30,955 --> 00:07:34,208 When she stares at you, it's like... 75 00:07:34,417 --> 00:07:38,713 Like a Spanish princess in one of those paintings. A Goya. 76 00:07:41,090 --> 00:07:43,718 - Those eyes are deep. - Complicated. 77 00:07:43,885 --> 00:07:46,804 - Complicated? I said deep. - You said dark. 78 00:07:47,013 --> 00:07:50,516 Whenever I bring her up, you get this weird puss. 79 00:07:50,850 --> 00:07:54,020 You ask if she seems happy. Like she's not. 80 00:07:54,187 --> 00:07:58,024 Or if she reminds me of somebody. Like you don't like it. 81 00:07:58,232 --> 00:08:00,777 Amo-fo, or whatever you call it. 82 00:08:01,152 --> 00:08:05,865 You've told me what you see in Gloria. What does she see in you? 83 00:08:06,074 --> 00:08:07,533 Oh, please, huh? 84 00:08:08,743 --> 00:08:11,120 What does she see in me? 85 00:08:11,329 --> 00:08:17,001 With all the faggots and crybabies around. Whatever else I am, I'm not... 86 00:08:18,836 --> 00:08:20,880 I'm more of... 87 00:08:21,672 --> 00:08:24,050 Well, you know, like I said... 88 00:08:24,258 --> 00:08:26,219 Captain-of-industry type. 89 00:08:26,677 --> 00:08:29,180 - You're a tough guy. - Oh, come on. 90 00:08:29,388 --> 00:08:30,765 You can say it. 91 00:08:30,973 --> 00:08:32,934 You embarrass me with that. 92 00:08:33,226 --> 00:08:36,229 Does Gloria know what you do for a living? 93 00:08:36,437 --> 00:08:37,688 You mentioned fire. 94 00:08:37,897 --> 00:08:42,443 Can we say that certain kinds of people are drawn to fire? 95 00:08:42,777 --> 00:08:46,781 Looking for an inevitable result, like a moth to a flame? 96 00:08:46,948 --> 00:08:48,991 And this is Gloria? 97 00:08:50,993 --> 00:08:52,203 And I'm the flame? 98 00:08:52,411 --> 00:08:57,458 Why would anybody hit you, of all people, with a side of beef? 99 00:08:57,625 --> 00:08:58,876 She's complicated. 100 00:08:59,085 --> 00:09:02,421 I said complicated. Dark, you said. 101 00:09:02,630 --> 00:09:04,841 No, I said her eyes are dark. 102 00:09:07,009 --> 00:09:09,470 Nice. Not bad. 103 00:09:14,141 --> 00:09:16,352 Since we're kicking up... 104 00:09:16,561 --> 00:09:19,313 ...we were hoping you could, you know... 105 00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:21,274 ...watch our back? 106 00:09:23,568 --> 00:09:26,404 350 buys you "Hello." 107 00:09:26,737 --> 00:09:28,781 Watching your back... 108 00:09:29,240 --> 00:09:34,745 That's gonna require a little more initiative on your part. 109 00:09:35,204 --> 00:09:37,081 Oh, look at the face. 110 00:09:39,041 --> 00:09:41,711 What's he got to be frowning about? 111 00:09:42,003 --> 00:09:43,963 Tell me, Romeo. 112 00:09:44,880 --> 00:09:46,674 Now that you moved home... 113 00:09:46,882 --> 00:09:50,720 ...you gonna be humping Tony Soprano's girl on our couch? 114 00:09:50,928 --> 00:09:52,263 Fuck her. 115 00:09:52,430 --> 00:09:57,143 And Tony's stay-in-school shit. He could have reached out to Rutgers. 116 00:09:57,518 --> 00:10:01,439 He should break the dean's legs because you won't read. 117 00:10:01,606 --> 00:10:05,109 Now go ahead. I gotta make some calls. 118 00:10:05,818 --> 00:10:07,069 You did good. 119 00:10:07,737 --> 00:10:08,821 Keep coming by. 120 00:10:10,406 --> 00:10:12,033 Go. Go. 121 00:10:20,958 --> 00:10:22,918 [MUSIC PLAYS OVER RADIO] 122 00:10:23,127 --> 00:10:28,174 I knew a Moroccan guy once. He hit and ran me. I tracked him down. 123 00:10:28,341 --> 00:10:30,384 I never forget a face. 124 00:10:32,636 --> 00:10:35,806 Jesus Christ! That's the oldest joke in the book. 125 00:10:36,057 --> 00:10:37,391 [PHONE RINGS] 126 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:39,310 Jesus Christ! 127 00:10:39,560 --> 00:10:40,936 Hello? 128 00:10:41,562 --> 00:10:43,856 No, you have the wrong number. 129 00:10:46,734 --> 00:10:47,943 What? 130 00:10:50,279 --> 00:10:52,740 I thought it might be my sister. 131 00:10:52,907 --> 00:10:55,993 That family shit you were telling me about? 132 00:10:57,161 --> 00:11:01,457 It's okay if you don't wanna talk about it. Really. 133 00:11:01,624 --> 00:11:05,836 She said I can never see my niece and nephew again. 134 00:11:07,129 --> 00:11:12,384 - Right before Christmas. - We had a new Santa at our party. 135 00:11:12,593 --> 00:11:15,096 - Wasn't good. - I love those children. 136 00:11:15,387 --> 00:11:16,764 So much. 137 00:11:17,306 --> 00:11:20,726 She said I turned them against their dad. I didn't. 138 00:11:20,935 --> 00:11:25,314 Not that he doesn't deserve it. Fucking crackhead sack of shit. 139 00:11:26,524 --> 00:11:30,528 Hannah and Seamus go to this alternative, private... 140 00:11:30,694 --> 00:11:33,197 ...elementary school in Santa Monica. 141 00:11:33,405 --> 00:11:37,076 - Where it's all about self-esteem. - I hate that shit. 142 00:11:37,284 --> 00:11:42,164 I ask Hannah, she's a third-grader, "Will you be in the Christmas play?" 143 00:11:42,331 --> 00:11:46,252 And she says, "We call it the Winter Festival." 144 00:11:46,460 --> 00:11:50,673 So I go, "Whatever." I don't say anything. 145 00:11:50,881 --> 00:11:52,758 And then Seamus says: 146 00:11:52,967 --> 00:11:57,012 "We can't say Christmas. We call Christmas 'the C-word.'" 147 00:11:57,221 --> 00:11:59,682 And I fucking flipped out. 148 00:12:02,393 --> 00:12:06,438 - What did Seamus say? - What the fuck does he know? He's 10. 149 00:12:06,689 --> 00:12:09,859 So my sister gets mad because her husband... 150 00:12:10,067 --> 00:12:14,780 ...teaches there, except he's on leave for drug abuse treatment. 151 00:12:14,947 --> 00:12:17,491 And one thing led to another and... 152 00:12:17,658 --> 00:12:21,078 She said I always had it in for John. 153 00:12:21,996 --> 00:12:25,749 - And she forbid me to see them again. - He smokes crack? 154 00:12:27,918 --> 00:12:30,296 Without those two kids... 155 00:12:36,302 --> 00:12:41,432 Maybe we'll all get lucky. The way these trucks go by out here? 156 00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:44,893 - Maybe I'll get plastered on a grill. - What? 157 00:12:45,311 --> 00:12:48,063 I'm just kidding. It never rains. 158 00:12:48,272 --> 00:12:51,442 I think they're gonna fire me over at Globe. 159 00:12:51,900 --> 00:12:57,489 Fucking Arnie Mills sexually harasses me and then dares me to sue. 160 00:12:58,574 --> 00:12:59,742 Anyway. 161 00:13:00,326 --> 00:13:01,702 Fuck them. 162 00:13:03,078 --> 00:13:05,831 - You like this song? - It's okay. 163 00:13:06,248 --> 00:13:09,668 - I love this song. - Yeah? 164 00:13:10,419 --> 00:13:13,422 [TURNS UP RADIO] 165 00:13:14,381 --> 00:13:18,135 [LITTLE STEVEN'S "AFFECTION" PLAYS] 166 00:13:38,947 --> 00:13:42,993 Why's it so hard? 167 00:13:47,164 --> 00:13:50,918 Guys, if you're gonna smoke, take it outside. 168 00:13:51,585 --> 00:13:56,131 [SPEAKING IN SPANISH] 169 00:13:59,343 --> 00:14:01,804 Fuck's the matter? Speak English? 170 00:14:02,096 --> 00:14:04,932 - Who are you? - The owner is a dear friend. 171 00:14:05,140 --> 00:14:08,227 - That should be enough for you. - Fuck him too. 172 00:14:08,644 --> 00:14:11,188 - What you fucking say? - Chill! Relax! 173 00:14:11,397 --> 00:14:13,524 Jackie. What are you doing? 174 00:14:13,732 --> 00:14:15,025 It's under control. 175 00:14:15,234 --> 00:14:18,987 Go find a fucking Taco Bell before I cap your asses. 176 00:14:19,196 --> 00:14:21,323 DINO: Get the fuck out of here. 177 00:14:25,494 --> 00:14:28,914 - Oh, shit. Take this. - Fuck, no. He's a made guy. 178 00:14:29,081 --> 00:14:33,544 He'll flip when he sees this shit. Roy's his aunt's cousin. 179 00:14:35,754 --> 00:14:37,714 DINO: What's up? - Hey, Christopher. 180 00:14:37,923 --> 00:14:40,843 CHRIS: What the fuck happened? - Ask your buddy. 181 00:14:41,468 --> 00:14:45,514 Spics disrespected the place. I had to straighten them out. 182 00:14:45,681 --> 00:14:48,767 - Had to straighten them out. How many? - Three. 183 00:14:48,976 --> 00:14:51,895 ROY: Goddamn fucking craziness. - You all right? 184 00:14:52,396 --> 00:14:57,025 Twenty years I'm collecting these. What the fuck, it's only glass. 185 00:14:58,610 --> 00:15:00,070 Have a seat. 186 00:15:07,286 --> 00:15:10,455 - How's business? Making money? - Doing all right. 187 00:15:10,664 --> 00:15:14,334 - Why, got something? - My favorite. A truck. Cigarettes. 188 00:15:14,543 --> 00:15:18,130 Sounds good. But we're kind of with Ralphie now. 189 00:15:18,297 --> 00:15:20,757 Besides, wouldn't Tony go ballistic? 190 00:15:20,966 --> 00:15:22,926 Unless they're paying you... 191 00:15:23,135 --> 00:15:26,471 ...nobody can tell anybody how to earn a living. 192 00:15:26,638 --> 00:15:29,975 - Finally. Thank you. - Ralphie, huh? 193 00:15:30,601 --> 00:15:35,731 Well, if you ever think about jumping ship, you know my number. 194 00:15:42,571 --> 00:15:45,574 GLORIA: I need the paperwork on the preowned C5. 195 00:15:45,741 --> 00:15:48,035 MAN: Mrs. Soprano? CARMELA: Yes? 196 00:15:48,619 --> 00:15:53,832 The courtesy van's stuck in traffic. It should only be maybe 20 minutes. 197 00:15:54,082 --> 00:15:57,169 Well, you know, maybe I'll just call a cab. 198 00:15:57,336 --> 00:16:00,756 Jerry, I'll give her a lift. I'm going out anyway. 199 00:16:00,922 --> 00:16:03,759 - Gloria Trillo. - Carmela Soprano. You don't mind? 200 00:16:03,967 --> 00:16:06,428 Give me a minute, let me grab a demo. 201 00:16:08,305 --> 00:16:09,848 This is sweet of you. 202 00:16:10,015 --> 00:16:14,895 Don't believe it. Everybody is a potential sale. 203 00:16:16,021 --> 00:16:19,524 - So, what do you do? - I'm a homemaker. 204 00:16:20,233 --> 00:16:24,279 You must make a very nice home to drive a Benz. 205 00:16:25,864 --> 00:16:28,700 - So you're married? - Yes. 206 00:16:29,451 --> 00:16:31,995 - Kids? - Two. You? 207 00:16:33,121 --> 00:16:35,415 No. To both. 208 00:16:36,458 --> 00:16:38,085 Boys? Girls? 209 00:16:38,293 --> 00:16:39,836 One boy, one girl. 210 00:16:40,003 --> 00:16:44,299 The boy is still in high school and my daughter's in college. 211 00:16:49,054 --> 00:16:51,264 She's not too far away though. 212 00:16:52,974 --> 00:16:55,268 She's in New York City. 213 00:16:58,939 --> 00:17:01,858 - She's at Columbia. - School of Broadcasting? 214 00:17:02,067 --> 00:17:06,530 The university. It's in the lvy League, one of the top schools. 215 00:17:06,696 --> 00:17:09,866 - I know. I was just kidding. - Oh. 216 00:17:10,700 --> 00:17:11,952 Right. 217 00:17:12,911 --> 00:17:14,538 GLORIA: Boy, these kids today. 218 00:17:14,830 --> 00:17:17,499 They got the world by the you-know-what. 219 00:17:17,666 --> 00:17:19,793 Yeah, tell me about it. 220 00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:24,089 At least your daughter doesn't need a man for success. 221 00:17:24,297 --> 00:17:25,841 Thank God. 222 00:17:27,968 --> 00:17:31,138 - That's a beautiful ring. - Thank you. 223 00:17:32,556 --> 00:17:36,059 - What does your husband do? - He's in a few businesses. 224 00:17:36,268 --> 00:17:39,604 - Sounds mysterious. - No, no, it's not, really. 225 00:17:39,813 --> 00:17:42,482 My daughter calls us bourgeois. 226 00:17:43,483 --> 00:17:45,777 [TIRES SQUEALING] 227 00:17:56,496 --> 00:17:58,123 Thank you so much. 228 00:17:58,331 --> 00:18:02,544 - No problem. It was nice to meet you. - You too. 229 00:18:04,129 --> 00:18:06,590 - Nice house. - Thank you. 230 00:18:17,601 --> 00:18:21,104 I tell you, the thing I like about Moltisanti? 231 00:18:21,271 --> 00:18:25,025 He'll even tell Tony Soprano to go fuck himself. 232 00:18:25,233 --> 00:18:26,943 The guy's fearless. 233 00:18:27,402 --> 00:18:28,486 Who's fearless? 234 00:18:28,653 --> 00:18:31,489 Chris Moltisanti. Where's my mother? 235 00:18:31,865 --> 00:18:33,909 She's an early riser. 236 00:18:35,660 --> 00:18:37,120 What about Moltisanti? 237 00:18:37,329 --> 00:18:41,082 We were saying he's young to be made. That kind of shit. 238 00:18:41,291 --> 00:18:45,211 He wanted it so he stepped up and took it. 239 00:18:45,921 --> 00:18:50,300 Like your dad and Tony Soprano. Know how they made their names? 240 00:18:50,508 --> 00:18:53,178 - How? - We got any marshmallows? 241 00:18:53,345 --> 00:18:55,805 Come on, what about my father? 242 00:19:01,019 --> 00:19:04,272 When we was kids, we had our own little crew. 243 00:19:04,439 --> 00:19:09,069 Me, your dad, buon 'anima, Tony, Silvio Dante. 244 00:19:09,235 --> 00:19:14,032 We'd do Mickey Mouse scores, you know, moving pot... 245 00:19:15,700 --> 00:19:17,494 ...swag. Bullshit stuff. 246 00:19:17,661 --> 00:19:21,665 We thought we were like the sixth family. 247 00:19:21,831 --> 00:19:24,292 But who knew we was even alive? 248 00:19:24,751 --> 00:19:27,045 Till one fucking night. 249 00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:29,923 And I gotta give your father credit. 250 00:19:30,131 --> 00:19:35,011 He had balls as big as an Irish broad's ass. 251 00:19:35,970 --> 00:19:38,014 There was this old... 252 00:19:38,181 --> 00:19:40,308 ...old mustache named... 253 00:19:41,768 --> 00:19:43,561 ...Feech Lamanna. 254 00:19:44,354 --> 00:19:47,607 What Feech meant, who the fuck knows? 255 00:19:47,816 --> 00:19:52,028 But he was made on the other side, so he was an original. 256 00:19:52,237 --> 00:19:54,114 He was an O.G. 257 00:19:55,365 --> 00:19:56,741 Whatever. 258 00:19:57,659 --> 00:20:01,079 He had this Saturday night card game... 259 00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:05,208 ...and your father sees a chance to rise to the A-league. 260 00:20:05,417 --> 00:20:11,005 Connected or not, him, me and Tony were gonna rob him. 261 00:20:11,881 --> 00:20:14,342 We thought your father lost a marble. 262 00:20:14,509 --> 00:20:17,053 - But he said, "Fuck it." - Balls. 263 00:20:17,220 --> 00:20:18,763 What happened? 264 00:20:18,972 --> 00:20:22,308 They took it down and walked away with 20 large. 265 00:20:22,517 --> 00:20:23,685 Jesus Christ. 266 00:20:23,852 --> 00:20:26,855 What do you mean, "they"? You didn't go? 267 00:20:28,064 --> 00:20:30,817 I'm still sick over it. 268 00:20:30,984 --> 00:20:34,737 I caught the clap from some hippie broad I was fucking. 269 00:20:34,946 --> 00:20:38,450 My dick was dripping like a busted pipe. 270 00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:41,369 Anyways, the rest is history. 271 00:20:41,536 --> 00:20:46,583 Your father and Tony was on the fast track to being made, and I... 272 00:20:46,791 --> 00:20:50,378 ...was still a little shit here, like the two of you. 273 00:20:50,545 --> 00:20:55,008 And of course I, whatever... But that was a few years later. 274 00:20:55,216 --> 00:20:58,219 - They get away with it? RALPH: What could Feech do? 275 00:20:58,386 --> 00:21:00,013 There was a sit-down. 276 00:21:00,180 --> 00:21:04,642 And the right people got some of their money back... 277 00:21:04,851 --> 00:21:06,811 ...but the point was made. 278 00:21:07,061 --> 00:21:10,982 Your father and Tony were rising stars to be respected. 279 00:21:13,443 --> 00:21:14,777 Cocksuckers. 280 00:21:16,487 --> 00:21:20,074 All right, kiddies. That's enough for tonight. 281 00:21:21,993 --> 00:21:23,786 Oh, Jackie. 282 00:21:23,953 --> 00:21:28,833 Rinse those plates before you put them in the dishwasher. It clogs. 283 00:21:35,715 --> 00:21:40,345 MAN OVER TV: We can 't help but be amazed at the instincts they possess. 284 00:21:40,762 --> 00:21:46,517 To protect all manner of livestock. To be protective of us. 285 00:21:50,355 --> 00:21:53,191 What can we do to protect them? 286 00:21:53,399 --> 00:21:55,610 Nurture their defenses... 287 00:21:55,818 --> 00:21:59,405 ...using the natural body defense system in Pedigree. 288 00:21:59,572 --> 00:22:01,783 What is wrong with me? 289 00:22:01,991 --> 00:22:03,326 Pedigree. 290 00:22:10,291 --> 00:22:11,834 Are you drunk? 291 00:22:17,340 --> 00:22:21,636 - How about right here? - You would, wouldn't you? Huh? 292 00:22:22,762 --> 00:22:25,264 GLORIA: Does my car look slanted? 293 00:22:26,766 --> 00:22:28,643 Oh, shit. 294 00:22:29,686 --> 00:22:31,729 I have a flat. 295 00:22:33,356 --> 00:22:35,066 Oh, my God. 296 00:22:36,192 --> 00:22:37,902 Jesus Christ. 297 00:22:40,113 --> 00:22:41,823 So creepy. 298 00:22:42,073 --> 00:22:43,366 Why? 299 00:22:43,616 --> 00:22:45,243 I don't know. 300 00:22:47,912 --> 00:22:49,288 What? 301 00:22:49,497 --> 00:22:50,873 What? 302 00:22:52,583 --> 00:22:55,586 - You know who did this, don't you? - What? 303 00:22:55,753 --> 00:22:59,006 I saw that look. At least don't lie to me. 304 00:22:59,340 --> 00:23:02,760 - What do I know about your tires? - Fine. 305 00:23:03,010 --> 00:23:04,971 Thanks for your help. 306 00:23:05,304 --> 00:23:06,931 One time. 307 00:23:07,890 --> 00:23:13,479 My ex-girlfriend, she got a little jealous and she slashed my tires. 308 00:23:13,688 --> 00:23:16,607 That thought went through my mind just then. 309 00:23:17,066 --> 00:23:20,653 - It couldn't have been her. - The cunt that called? 310 00:23:20,820 --> 00:23:23,489 - My car's fucked! - You work for a dealer. 311 00:23:23,656 --> 00:23:27,243 - You think I get free tires? - So I'll pay for it! 312 00:23:27,410 --> 00:23:30,997 Why offer if you didn't have a guilty conscience? 313 00:23:31,289 --> 00:23:32,832 About what? 314 00:23:33,458 --> 00:23:35,084 I don't know. Tell me. 315 00:23:35,293 --> 00:23:38,045 This is fucking bullshit. I'm going home. 316 00:23:38,212 --> 00:23:40,590 - Who else would do it? - Kids, maybe. 317 00:23:40,756 --> 00:23:43,843 - Ruin a great evening over this! - Kids! 318 00:23:44,010 --> 00:23:46,053 Maybe your brother-in-law. 319 00:23:46,220 --> 00:23:50,516 Maybe Mr. Globe, since you're America's sweetheart this week. 320 00:23:50,683 --> 00:23:53,060 Where the fuck do you get off? 321 00:23:53,311 --> 00:23:57,273 This immigrant, alcoholic, probably HIV-laden slut... 322 00:23:57,482 --> 00:23:59,192 Whoa with that! 323 00:23:59,358 --> 00:24:03,821 ...slashes my tires and you call my life into question? 324 00:24:04,030 --> 00:24:07,366 She wouldn't do it! I slapped the piss out of her. 325 00:24:07,533 --> 00:24:10,203 Oh. Did you? 326 00:24:12,205 --> 00:24:14,332 Did you really hit her? 327 00:24:19,462 --> 00:24:21,088 I don't know. 328 00:24:22,006 --> 00:24:26,135 She's a poor, confused kid from an underdeveloped country. 329 00:24:26,302 --> 00:24:28,596 Even if she did do this. 330 00:24:28,763 --> 00:24:32,600 I'll make some calls. I'll have new Michelins in an hour. 331 00:24:32,767 --> 00:24:37,897 What are these? 85-R16's? What? 332 00:24:39,190 --> 00:24:41,567 Jesus Christ. 333 00:24:42,777 --> 00:24:44,403 All right, 17's! 334 00:24:47,823 --> 00:24:51,953 Gene Pontecorvo's got a card game. We could take it down now. 335 00:24:52,161 --> 00:24:54,538 Are you crazy? He's with Ralph. 336 00:24:54,705 --> 00:24:57,250 Essentially, that's Ralph's game. 337 00:24:57,458 --> 00:25:01,045 Even better. Fuck him and his rinse-your-dishes shit. 338 00:25:01,254 --> 00:25:03,714 Know what? I think he's a secret fag. 339 00:25:04,340 --> 00:25:05,508 I don't know. 340 00:25:05,716 --> 00:25:09,470 Maybe take Carlo. He's got a shotgun. We wear masks. 341 00:25:09,637 --> 00:25:12,723 We go in. We're out in like two minutes. 342 00:25:12,890 --> 00:25:16,227 - What if they find out it's us? - We want them to. 343 00:25:16,394 --> 00:25:18,771 Not right away, but like Ralph said. 344 00:25:18,980 --> 00:25:22,149 When they do, you know it's gonna get squashed. 345 00:25:22,316 --> 00:25:24,193 My old man was Jackie Aprile. 346 00:25:24,402 --> 00:25:27,571 The worse that'll happen, we give some back. 347 00:25:27,989 --> 00:25:29,615 We pull this off... 348 00:25:29,782 --> 00:25:35,037 ...we're like free agents. We dictate the terms, not them. 349 00:25:35,246 --> 00:25:37,999 Because we show balls. 350 00:25:38,165 --> 00:25:40,292 Come on, call Carlo. 351 00:25:47,383 --> 00:25:49,969 Fuck. There's no signal. 352 00:25:50,177 --> 00:25:54,223 I'd have to be pretty stupid to write a book about killing... 353 00:25:54,390 --> 00:25:56,100 Use that phone. 354 00:25:57,685 --> 00:25:59,311 Oh, yeah, this one. 355 00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:02,690 Come on, hurry up, call Carlo. 356 00:26:03,315 --> 00:26:07,236 - They show my favorite part yet? - I think it's coming up. 357 00:26:07,445 --> 00:26:08,988 The answer's no. 358 00:26:13,159 --> 00:26:17,788 - Dude, move over. Give me some room. - Fuck you, it's my house. 359 00:26:19,165 --> 00:26:20,624 Here it comes. 360 00:26:20,833 --> 00:26:22,543 Yeah. 361 00:26:23,961 --> 00:26:25,755 WOMAN: Like a cigarette, Nick? 362 00:26:33,137 --> 00:26:36,140 MAN 1: You two know each other? MAN 2: No. 363 00:26:38,851 --> 00:26:44,857 I saw a psychiatrist. That's why Father Intintola said we should talk. 364 00:26:45,024 --> 00:26:48,778 He said you were getting a doctorate in psychiatry. 365 00:26:48,986 --> 00:26:49,987 Psychology. 366 00:26:50,196 --> 00:26:55,326 The psychiatrist told me my whole life is a lie, and he's right. 367 00:26:56,452 --> 00:26:59,288 And now I think I'm sick. 368 00:27:00,706 --> 00:27:04,126 And if I die, I will never be with God in eternity. 369 00:27:04,335 --> 00:27:08,088 - You're ill? - I think I have ovarian cancer. 370 00:27:08,297 --> 00:27:12,426 - What does the doctor say? - I haven't seen one. 371 00:27:13,636 --> 00:27:14,887 I'm afraid. 372 00:27:15,095 --> 00:27:20,392 - Why do you think you are ill? - I'm spotting. Lower back pain. 373 00:27:20,559 --> 00:27:26,148 My hormones are all over the place. My cousin Kathy died from it. 374 00:27:26,315 --> 00:27:30,361 God doesn't punish people for mistakes that they've made. 375 00:27:30,528 --> 00:27:33,447 He loves you more than you know. 376 00:27:34,949 --> 00:27:39,161 Have you thought, with your symptoms, you might be with child? 377 00:27:39,328 --> 00:27:41,455 I know, that's another... 378 00:27:42,414 --> 00:27:47,211 Would you be more comfortable if we set this sacrament aside... 379 00:27:47,419 --> 00:27:50,256 ...and stepped into my office? 380 00:28:05,354 --> 00:28:08,941 The psychiatrist said I should leave my husband. 381 00:28:10,234 --> 00:28:12,945 When he said that, it seemed so right. 382 00:28:13,112 --> 00:28:17,825 You made a sacred vow. Divorce is out of the question. 383 00:28:18,033 --> 00:28:22,246 Unless... Is he abusive, your husband? 384 00:28:22,454 --> 00:28:24,832 Not to me. But he is unfaithful. 385 00:28:25,332 --> 00:28:28,335 He's a good man basically, but... 386 00:28:29,503 --> 00:28:33,257 I talked to Father Intintola years ago, and here I am. 387 00:28:33,465 --> 00:28:36,385 - Do you love your husband? - I do. 388 00:28:36,552 --> 00:28:40,472 I love my husband. And I love God. 389 00:28:41,557 --> 00:28:44,143 But my life is financed by crime. 390 00:28:45,602 --> 00:28:47,146 His crime. 391 00:28:48,689 --> 00:28:52,526 Fifty thousand dollars to my daughter's college. 392 00:28:52,985 --> 00:28:56,321 The psychiatrist says it's all blood money. 393 00:28:56,572 --> 00:28:59,658 Now, to maybe bring another child into this? 394 00:28:59,825 --> 00:29:05,164 God understands that we all live in the middle of tensions. 395 00:29:05,789 --> 00:29:09,043 You say your husband has good in him. 396 00:29:09,293 --> 00:29:14,173 What you have to do is learn to live on what the good part earns. 397 00:29:14,423 --> 00:29:16,133 The what? 398 00:29:19,595 --> 00:29:22,514 There is a point inside yourself. 399 00:29:22,723 --> 00:29:27,770 An inner boundary beyond which you feel culpable. 400 00:29:27,978 --> 00:29:31,815 You've got to come to an awareness of where that line is. 401 00:29:31,982 --> 00:29:35,569 And forego those things which lay without it. 402 00:29:35,736 --> 00:29:40,532 - The Church has changed so much. - It's a complex world. 403 00:29:42,034 --> 00:29:47,790 Learn to live on the good part. Forego those things that lay without it. 404 00:29:51,418 --> 00:29:54,129 I think I can do that, Father. 405 00:29:54,922 --> 00:29:56,381 I'll try. 406 00:29:56,590 --> 00:29:59,843 And go see an ob-gyn. 407 00:30:05,724 --> 00:30:07,684 This mad-cow disease. 408 00:30:07,851 --> 00:30:11,897 It's terrible the English government didn't tell people. 409 00:30:12,105 --> 00:30:15,025 Maybe they didn't wanna create a stampede. 410 00:30:17,611 --> 00:30:19,571 Oh, by the way... 411 00:30:19,738 --> 00:30:24,701 ...guess which former medical student no longer dates the Queen of Mean. 412 00:30:24,868 --> 00:30:26,495 You're kidding. 413 00:30:27,412 --> 00:30:32,042 - Jackie Jr. and Meadow are finished? - Frankly, I am delighted. 414 00:30:33,043 --> 00:30:37,589 Kevin told Angie Bonpensiero that Jackie was smoking marijuana. 415 00:30:37,756 --> 00:30:41,885 - And was caught cheating at Rutgers. - Gee, that bad? 416 00:30:42,052 --> 00:30:44,513 That black kid would've been better. 417 00:30:44,763 --> 00:30:48,976 He's got a 4.0 and he's moving to India for the U.N. 418 00:30:49,184 --> 00:30:51,311 - I told you. - That's my fault. 419 00:30:51,937 --> 00:30:54,773 She wasted three months with Jackie Jr. 420 00:30:54,982 --> 00:30:56,149 [PHONE RINGS] 421 00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:58,944 - Hello. - Mrs. Soprano! 422 00:30:59,152 --> 00:31:02,406 - Gloria Trillo, Globe Motors. - Hi, how are you? 423 00:31:02,614 --> 00:31:06,285 I hope this is a good time. The new E-320 just came in. 424 00:31:06,493 --> 00:31:08,370 You might wanna take a look. 425 00:31:08,579 --> 00:31:12,958 No, I don't think so. I still have another year on my lease. 426 00:31:13,125 --> 00:31:15,502 Maybe your husband will treat you. 427 00:31:15,711 --> 00:31:18,171 Maybe I will. Thank you for calling. 428 00:31:18,380 --> 00:31:20,757 Okay, bye. Hope to see you! 429 00:31:21,091 --> 00:31:22,301 Bye-bye. 430 00:31:25,137 --> 00:31:27,264 Well, what a nice woman. 431 00:31:27,431 --> 00:31:28,598 Who? 432 00:31:28,807 --> 00:31:32,144 Just some saleswoman from Globe Motors. 433 00:31:35,731 --> 00:31:36,982 What? 434 00:31:38,317 --> 00:31:43,447 She wants me to try the new wagon. I'm not interested, but she was nice. 435 00:31:43,655 --> 00:31:46,825 She took me home while they serviced the wagon. 436 00:31:46,992 --> 00:31:50,746 I should hold onto it another year, don't you think? 437 00:31:51,788 --> 00:31:53,415 Another year. 438 00:31:54,333 --> 00:31:55,584 Yeah. 439 00:32:05,594 --> 00:32:09,014 MAN: I was just wondering if we could switch days off. 440 00:32:09,389 --> 00:32:11,850 - Give me a minute. - We could switch... 441 00:32:12,017 --> 00:32:14,936 I got a customer coming in, all right? Tony. 442 00:32:21,568 --> 00:32:25,155 Are you out of your fucking mind, talking to my wife? 443 00:32:25,322 --> 00:32:30,994 I was upset about your ex-girlfriend. I thought you should see my version. 444 00:32:33,789 --> 00:32:35,415 I'm sorry, all right? 445 00:32:35,874 --> 00:32:38,335 You drove her home. What the fuck? 446 00:32:38,502 --> 00:32:42,089 Then you look right into my eyes and don't tell me? 447 00:32:44,424 --> 00:32:49,304 It's normal to be curious about someone you love's significant others. 448 00:32:49,513 --> 00:32:52,599 - It's not. It's fucking twisted. - It is not. 449 00:32:52,808 --> 00:32:55,018 I don't wanna argue. You're upset. 450 00:32:55,227 --> 00:32:58,897 I know it's on the margins for someone like you... 451 00:32:59,064 --> 00:33:01,191 ...and it'll never happen again. 452 00:33:01,399 --> 00:33:02,651 No shit. 453 00:33:04,528 --> 00:33:08,365 You can tell your shrink you ruined eight relationships. 454 00:33:09,741 --> 00:33:12,661 - What do you mean? - It's fucking over. 455 00:33:13,370 --> 00:33:14,579 Tony! 456 00:33:15,205 --> 00:33:19,251 You see, Tuesday I can take my kid to hear Raffi. 457 00:33:21,044 --> 00:33:22,838 DOCTOR: Left ovary. 458 00:33:28,677 --> 00:33:30,470 Right ovary. 459 00:33:32,222 --> 00:33:35,392 Just tell me right out. Don't mince words. 460 00:33:35,559 --> 00:33:38,645 I didn 't like people knowing my personal life. 461 00:33:38,854 --> 00:33:42,524 Where is this asshole now? What did he have, one song? 462 00:33:42,941 --> 00:33:45,610 - What? - We should do what we gotta do. 463 00:33:45,819 --> 00:33:49,239 - Call Carlo. - Who the fuck was Feech Lamanna? 464 00:33:49,447 --> 00:33:51,825 You know what? Don't come. 465 00:33:52,117 --> 00:33:56,746 You wanna spend your life with your head up your ass, be my guest. 466 00:33:59,416 --> 00:34:04,212 ANGIE: How's your calamari salad? ROSALIE: It's not the right olive oil. 467 00:34:05,297 --> 00:34:08,383 - You haven't said two words, Carmela. - Sorry. 468 00:34:10,844 --> 00:34:14,180 - I came from Dr. Rotelli's. - Everything all right? 469 00:34:14,389 --> 00:34:17,726 I've never been better. Just a thyroid thing. 470 00:34:17,892 --> 00:34:20,979 - Thank God. - I thought I was pregnant. 471 00:34:21,187 --> 00:34:23,481 Bite your tongue. At our age? 472 00:34:23,648 --> 00:34:26,318 With the kids growing up and all... 473 00:34:26,484 --> 00:34:30,780 I want a grandchild. Terry and her husband are trying, but... 474 00:34:30,947 --> 00:34:34,451 Speaking of kids, I am sick about Jackie and Meadow. 475 00:34:34,617 --> 00:34:37,537 I ask, he tells me to mind my own business. 476 00:34:37,704 --> 00:34:39,831 - So does she. - They broke up? 477 00:34:41,875 --> 00:34:43,084 Is Meadow okay? 478 00:34:43,293 --> 00:34:46,880 She's so different than I was. It rolls off her back. 479 00:34:47,088 --> 00:34:51,551 - No weight loss or sleepless nights. - Not like what we go through. 480 00:34:51,718 --> 00:34:53,678 Because we married them. 481 00:34:53,887 --> 00:34:57,932 It's not just us. The president of the United States... 482 00:34:58,141 --> 00:35:01,978 His wife put up with the blowjobs and the stained dress. 483 00:35:02,145 --> 00:35:04,522 Hillary Clinton? I can't stand her. 484 00:35:04,981 --> 00:35:07,901 We could all take a page from her book. 485 00:35:08,109 --> 00:35:11,279 To be publicly humiliated and go around smiling? 486 00:35:11,488 --> 00:35:16,534 That is so false. I would dig a hole, climb into it and not come out. 487 00:35:16,701 --> 00:35:20,914 All I know is, she stuck by him, put up with the bullshit... 488 00:35:21,122 --> 00:35:23,792 ...and she set up her own little thing. 489 00:35:23,958 --> 00:35:29,005 She took all that negative shit he gave her and spun it into gold. 490 00:35:29,172 --> 00:35:31,549 You gotta give her credit. 491 00:35:32,217 --> 00:35:34,594 Well, that's true, isn't it? 492 00:35:35,678 --> 00:35:38,431 She's a role model for all of us. 493 00:35:43,478 --> 00:35:45,688 No, the case is still pending. 494 00:35:45,855 --> 00:35:51,528 They could try me on mail and wire fraud, but they want a major RICO. 495 00:35:52,529 --> 00:35:54,823 Tony. Line two. 496 00:35:54,989 --> 00:35:59,786 - Who is it? - It's a woman. I think she's crying. 497 00:36:03,623 --> 00:36:05,750 Let me get back to you. 498 00:36:12,215 --> 00:36:13,424 Hello. 499 00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:15,009 Tony. 500 00:36:26,479 --> 00:36:29,566 I don't know, I don't know, I don't... 501 00:36:29,732 --> 00:36:32,193 I can't understand you. 502 00:36:32,610 --> 00:36:36,030 I can't take it anymore. 503 00:36:38,741 --> 00:36:43,037 I don 't know... I don 't know why. I don 't know why. 504 00:36:47,417 --> 00:36:48,626 Tony. 505 00:36:50,295 --> 00:36:52,797 [KNOCKING] 506 00:37:05,268 --> 00:37:08,271 - Thanks for coming. - All right. 507 00:37:10,106 --> 00:37:13,443 - You want something to drink? - No. 508 00:37:17,822 --> 00:37:21,826 I'm sorry. There's no one else I can talk to. 509 00:37:22,535 --> 00:37:24,329 What about him? 510 00:37:24,829 --> 00:37:28,583 - Laugh if you want. He helps. - He's a Captain Marvel. 511 00:37:34,339 --> 00:37:37,008 I just want it to be the way it was. 512 00:37:38,968 --> 00:37:40,762 - I love you. - Stop it. 513 00:37:40,970 --> 00:37:44,223 - I'm sorry. - Quit crying. I can't stand it. 514 00:37:44,432 --> 00:37:47,602 - I wanna be with you. - That's not gonna happen. 515 00:37:49,479 --> 00:37:50,772 I know. 516 00:37:53,232 --> 00:37:54,859 I know. 517 00:37:55,193 --> 00:37:58,196 My life's a trip to nowhere. 518 00:37:58,404 --> 00:38:00,782 You bring it on yourself. 519 00:38:02,575 --> 00:38:05,995 You're a beautiful, talented woman. 520 00:38:07,789 --> 00:38:09,040 But you... 521 00:38:09,665 --> 00:38:13,503 - You push a man away. - That's not gonna happen again. 522 00:38:13,669 --> 00:38:18,383 The other night with the tires. I'm a grown man. I've had other women. 523 00:38:18,591 --> 00:38:21,427 - You think I lived in a freezer? - Fine. 524 00:38:21,803 --> 00:38:26,265 I'll sit back like a mute while you screw every woman out there. 525 00:38:26,432 --> 00:38:28,976 See, there's that tone again. 526 00:38:30,812 --> 00:38:32,021 Look. 527 00:38:33,731 --> 00:38:35,066 It's over. 528 00:38:36,025 --> 00:38:40,071 I mean, we had our mo-fo, or whatever. 529 00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:43,074 And it was great. 530 00:38:46,744 --> 00:38:49,747 And now it's time to put it to bed. 531 00:38:52,041 --> 00:38:57,171 You think you can treat me like some stupid goombah housewife? 532 00:38:57,338 --> 00:39:00,424 You think I'll let some fucker shit over me... 533 00:39:00,591 --> 00:39:04,720 ...just because he buys me some ridiculous, gaudy ring? 534 00:39:05,555 --> 00:39:08,015 Where the fuck do you get off? 535 00:39:08,349 --> 00:39:09,350 You don't care. 536 00:39:09,559 --> 00:39:14,188 Think you're the only one with problems? My life's a fucking picnic? 537 00:39:14,397 --> 00:39:15,565 Poor you. 538 00:39:20,319 --> 00:39:26,242 You got a dream life compared to mine. Nobody cares if I'm alive or dead! 539 00:39:28,244 --> 00:39:30,288 I didn't just meet you. 540 00:39:31,831 --> 00:39:34,834 - I've known you my whole life. - That's right. 541 00:39:35,001 --> 00:39:38,421 Take a dump wherever you please and walk away. 542 00:39:38,588 --> 00:39:41,299 My mother was just like you. 543 00:39:41,883 --> 00:39:44,635 - A bottomless black hole. - Oh. 544 00:39:44,802 --> 00:39:46,679 The mother now. 545 00:39:47,096 --> 00:39:51,309 I surrender. Burn me at the stake. 546 00:39:51,517 --> 00:39:52,894 You know what? 547 00:39:54,437 --> 00:39:55,980 You're fucking crazy. 548 00:39:56,480 --> 00:40:00,151 - All I ever asked for was kindness. - Come here. 549 00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:05,740 Listen to me, and listen good. No more calls, no more nothing. 550 00:40:05,907 --> 00:40:07,950 You see me, cross the street. 551 00:40:08,159 --> 00:40:11,495 You're dangerous, and I don't want you in my life. 552 00:40:11,704 --> 00:40:12,997 Don't go! 553 00:40:13,873 --> 00:40:15,666 I'll call your wife! 554 00:40:17,919 --> 00:40:19,462 What did you say? 555 00:40:21,380 --> 00:40:24,800 I'll go to Columbia. I'll tell your daughter. 556 00:40:28,346 --> 00:40:29,597 Come on! 557 00:40:34,018 --> 00:40:35,394 Come here. 558 00:40:44,362 --> 00:40:46,072 Now, you listen to me. 559 00:40:46,238 --> 00:40:49,742 Go near my wife or my family, and I'll kill you. 560 00:40:49,909 --> 00:40:51,952 Understand? I'll kill you. 561 00:40:52,620 --> 00:40:55,956 Kill me. Kill me, you cocksu... 562 00:40:57,291 --> 00:40:58,834 You fucking bitch! 563 00:40:59,085 --> 00:41:02,588 Kill me. Kill me. Kill me. 564 00:41:03,047 --> 00:41:06,467 Kill me. Kill me. Kill me. 565 00:41:07,051 --> 00:41:12,181 Kill me. Kill me. Kill me. 566 00:41:12,473 --> 00:41:14,850 Kill me. 567 00:41:35,913 --> 00:41:38,040 All right, this is it. 568 00:41:38,457 --> 00:41:41,794 I don't care if God comes by, don't move the car. 569 00:41:41,961 --> 00:41:43,921 - You do the talking. - Me? 570 00:41:44,088 --> 00:41:46,549 - Eugene will know me. CARLO: Don't worry. 571 00:41:46,757 --> 00:41:50,344 When they see this, nobody will have to say a word. 572 00:41:51,554 --> 00:41:52,763 What's the matter? 573 00:41:55,015 --> 00:41:56,267 I don't know. 574 00:41:58,686 --> 00:42:01,522 - You sure you wanna do this? - Why? 575 00:42:01,730 --> 00:42:02,982 Don't you? 576 00:42:05,526 --> 00:42:08,362 Fuck it, let's go down the shore. 577 00:42:13,742 --> 00:42:16,579 Let's do it before the crank wears off. 578 00:42:20,124 --> 00:42:22,793 - Ace high flush. CHRIS: Flush talks. 579 00:42:24,295 --> 00:42:26,005 EUGENE: Anybody want a drink? 580 00:42:27,798 --> 00:42:29,842 DINO: Nobody fucking move! 581 00:42:32,469 --> 00:42:34,263 Take it easy, all right? 582 00:42:34,430 --> 00:42:35,764 - Shit. - Shut up! 583 00:42:36,182 --> 00:42:38,726 Empty your pockets. All of you! 584 00:42:39,018 --> 00:42:42,271 - Come on! - Very bad, boys. Very bad. 585 00:42:42,479 --> 00:42:46,442 This is a low-level game. All you'll get is practice. 586 00:42:46,650 --> 00:42:50,070 - You hear what he said? Shut up! - Take it easy. 587 00:42:51,197 --> 00:42:53,073 You know who you're robbing? 588 00:42:53,991 --> 00:42:57,161 - Give me your watch. - Leave while you look good. 589 00:42:57,369 --> 00:42:59,079 Just give it to him. 590 00:42:59,246 --> 00:43:03,083 Victory has a hundred fathers, but defeat is an orphan. 591 00:43:03,292 --> 00:43:05,753 Shut up! Stop fucking looking at me! 592 00:43:05,961 --> 00:43:07,588 CARLO: Come on, hurry up! 593 00:43:07,755 --> 00:43:09,381 Let's get out of here! 594 00:43:17,848 --> 00:43:21,602 If you can keep your head while those around you can't... 595 00:43:33,489 --> 00:43:36,408 [FURIO SCREAMS IN ITALIAN] 596 00:43:48,128 --> 00:43:51,048 - Where the fuck is he? - Shit. 597 00:43:51,757 --> 00:43:53,467 Shit, come on! 598 00:43:58,222 --> 00:44:02,434 - Get the fuck out! - What are you doing? This is my... 599 00:44:08,857 --> 00:44:10,025 Jackie! 600 00:44:10,484 --> 00:44:11,485 Jackie! 601 00:44:14,113 --> 00:44:15,989 Fuck, fuck, fuck. 602 00:44:16,156 --> 00:44:17,950 ALBERT: Hey, cocksucker. 603 00:44:22,663 --> 00:44:26,166 Chris, please. We didn't know you were in there. 604 00:44:26,625 --> 00:44:28,585 We're with Ralphie. 605 00:44:28,877 --> 00:44:30,212 Please? 606 00:44:42,891 --> 00:44:46,728 [FURIO SCREAMS] 607 00:44:49,940 --> 00:44:53,694 If you're one of many men with erectile dysfunction... 608 00:44:53,861 --> 00:44:56,321 ...you know it's no laughing matter. 609 00:44:56,530 --> 00:45:00,826 You might not know treatment is covered by most medical plans... 610 00:45:00,993 --> 00:45:05,205 Dr. Freid. I'm sorry. Your service said it was an emergency. 611 00:45:07,207 --> 00:45:08,459 Hello. 612 00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:11,587 Jesus Christ. 613 00:45:12,379 --> 00:45:15,883 Not again, Tony. I can't keep doing this. 614 00:45:16,091 --> 00:45:18,385 I'm in the middle of a comm... 615 00:45:18,552 --> 00:45:23,182 Can't he go to the emergency room? I thought he had a green card. 616 00:45:23,390 --> 00:45:25,767 [SCREAMS IN ITALIAN] 617 00:45:28,061 --> 00:45:30,272 You'll make him hit an artery! 618 00:45:30,439 --> 00:45:32,816 Relax, let the sedative do its job. 619 00:45:33,025 --> 00:45:35,861 Be glad they didn't hit nothing important. 620 00:45:36,028 --> 00:45:40,657 - This prick is really a doctor? - Close. I'm a prick doctor. Get it? 621 00:45:40,824 --> 00:45:43,202 Maybe he can give you a bulge. 622 00:45:43,410 --> 00:45:46,997 Doc, see if you can remove this ladies' underwear. 623 00:45:48,832 --> 00:45:50,375 It'll be all right. 624 00:45:51,001 --> 00:45:52,961 [SCREAMS IN ITALIAN] 625 00:45:57,716 --> 00:46:00,552 Little motherfucker. He's going, bigtime. 626 00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:03,805 - Sure it was Jackie Jr.? - I'll do him tonight. 627 00:46:04,014 --> 00:46:05,390 - No, you're not. - Why? 628 00:46:05,599 --> 00:46:07,809 - Because I said so. - Why? 629 00:46:07,976 --> 00:46:12,272 - I don't gotta explain. - Because he's Jackie Aprile's kid? 630 00:46:12,439 --> 00:46:15,108 You're not gonna let this go. You can't! 631 00:46:15,275 --> 00:46:18,445 He shot at me, tried to kill Furio. We're made! 632 00:46:18,612 --> 00:46:21,156 Everyone you whack, you risk exposure. 633 00:46:21,365 --> 00:46:24,534 The feds ask for major murder for Christmas. 634 00:46:24,701 --> 00:46:28,038 - You're a fucking hypocrite. - What did you say? 635 00:46:28,246 --> 00:46:30,374 You preach this wise-guy shit... 636 00:46:30,540 --> 00:46:34,211 ...meanwhile we're the only ones who play by the rules. 637 00:46:34,795 --> 00:46:36,421 I loved you. 638 00:46:36,755 --> 00:46:38,715 What happens, I decide. 639 00:46:39,049 --> 00:46:42,052 You don't love me, that hurts, but too bad. 640 00:46:42,219 --> 00:46:46,056 Because you don't gotta love me. But you will respect me. 641 00:47:07,744 --> 00:47:09,788 Ralph Cifaretto's here. 642 00:47:10,789 --> 00:47:12,332 What'd we say? 643 00:47:24,970 --> 00:47:27,180 - Ton. - How you doing? 644 00:47:28,765 --> 00:47:30,809 - It's terrible, huh? - Yeah. 645 00:47:30,976 --> 00:47:35,105 Ro's going nuts. She knows he hangs around with Dino. 646 00:47:35,272 --> 00:47:38,275 - Any word from her son? - No, no. 647 00:47:39,985 --> 00:47:41,695 All right, come on. 648 00:47:47,159 --> 00:47:48,243 This kid. 649 00:47:50,537 --> 00:47:53,790 - He did a terrible thing. - Terrible. 650 00:47:54,833 --> 00:47:59,296 - Your fucking card game. - I know you're close to the family. 651 00:47:59,504 --> 00:48:03,258 No, I feel for you. You're living under the same roof. 652 00:48:03,425 --> 00:48:05,552 And it was my card game. 653 00:48:06,761 --> 00:48:09,681 But what happened to Sunshine... 654 00:48:09,848 --> 00:48:11,725 ...is a disgrace. 655 00:48:15,770 --> 00:48:18,231 But to tell you the truth, Tony... 656 00:48:21,026 --> 00:48:23,737 ...I wanna give the kid a pass. 657 00:48:24,946 --> 00:48:26,114 Yeah? 658 00:48:26,281 --> 00:48:29,784 It's just me though. I know you got bigger concerns. 659 00:48:29,993 --> 00:48:32,370 You're the boss, and... 660 00:48:33,038 --> 00:48:35,790 I'll make sure your orders are done. 661 00:48:35,957 --> 00:48:39,794 I think you should go with your instincts on this, Ralph. 662 00:48:41,171 --> 00:48:42,547 You do? 663 00:48:44,299 --> 00:48:49,012 But Furio took a hit. Chris. These are made men. 664 00:48:50,180 --> 00:48:53,016 I'll make sure they respect your decision. 665 00:48:53,225 --> 00:48:56,311 Because I'm sure you'll do the right thing. 666 00:48:56,937 --> 00:48:59,231 That's why I made you captain. 667 00:49:01,900 --> 00:49:04,110 This is Rosalie's kid. 668 00:49:07,989 --> 00:49:13,745 That's why I'll understand if you give him a pass. Everybody else will too. 669 00:49:14,913 --> 00:49:19,542 Who cares about shit they don't have the balls to say to your face? 670 00:49:23,296 --> 00:49:25,674 Kid disrespected you. 671 00:49:28,468 --> 00:49:31,805 But they don't have to live with your commitments. 672 00:49:34,432 --> 00:49:38,353 But, hey, the decision goes the other way? 673 00:49:38,561 --> 00:49:42,607 The one thing you cannot do, Ralph, you cannot do... 674 00:49:42,816 --> 00:49:45,110 ...is blame yourself. 675 00:49:45,944 --> 00:49:48,947 You took this kid under your wing. 676 00:49:49,114 --> 00:49:52,200 You schooled him as best you could. 677 00:49:53,159 --> 00:49:54,536 Didn't you? 678 00:50:00,792 --> 00:50:02,752 Jack spoiled him. 679 00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:06,131 I think this is yours. 680 00:50:07,090 --> 00:50:11,720 The stupid kid was carrying it around during the holidays. 681 00:50:48,965 --> 00:50:51,801 She wanted me to fucking kill her. 682 00:50:52,010 --> 00:50:54,053 Like suicide by cop. 683 00:50:54,846 --> 00:50:56,890 So she set me up? 684 00:50:57,807 --> 00:51:00,268 She saw me as only a fucking hammer? 685 00:51:00,477 --> 00:51:02,187 She loved you. 686 00:51:04,189 --> 00:51:07,859 She looked so good too, that day in your office. 687 00:51:09,819 --> 00:51:13,072 Just another Irina with a college degree. 688 00:51:13,364 --> 00:51:14,741 Ask yourself. 689 00:51:14,949 --> 00:51:20,955 How did you recognize in Gloria, under her layers of sophistication... 690 00:51:21,164 --> 00:51:26,503 ...this deeply wounded, angry being that would let you replicate... 691 00:51:26,753 --> 00:51:29,422 ...your relationship with your mother? 692 00:51:29,589 --> 00:51:33,718 I don't wanna fuck my mother. You're never gonna convince me. 693 00:51:33,927 --> 00:51:35,470 Not fuck. 694 00:51:35,845 --> 00:51:37,889 Try to please her. 695 00:51:38,097 --> 00:51:39,891 Try to win her love. 696 00:51:40,058 --> 00:51:42,185 Forty fucking years old. 697 00:51:42,393 --> 00:51:46,606 We need to repeat what's familiar, even if it's bad for us. 698 00:51:46,773 --> 00:51:49,859 Gloria's need for drama. 699 00:51:50,276 --> 00:51:54,322 The selfishness. The incessant self-regard. 700 00:51:55,490 --> 00:51:56,866 At one time... 701 00:51:57,075 --> 00:52:00,578 ...in your mother's hands, it passed for love. 702 00:52:02,038 --> 00:52:05,542 All right, look. You're her doctor. You tell me. 703 00:52:05,750 --> 00:52:08,044 Do I gotta worry about this broad? 704 00:52:08,253 --> 00:52:11,089 She says she's gonna tell Carmela about us. 705 00:52:11,297 --> 00:52:13,841 I honestly can't predict. 706 00:52:15,885 --> 00:52:17,595 We should deal with... 707 00:52:17,804 --> 00:52:21,641 ...why are you so attracted to dangerous relationships? 708 00:52:21,808 --> 00:52:24,811 Why do you put your marriage in such danger? 709 00:52:25,979 --> 00:52:30,024 - Maybe I'm looking for a way out. - Anthony. 710 00:52:30,608 --> 00:52:34,654 - You'll never leave your wife. - Bullshit. There's a limit. 711 00:52:34,862 --> 00:52:38,116 She might leave you, but you'll never leave her. 712 00:52:40,243 --> 00:52:42,620 Despite your mothering... 713 00:52:42,787 --> 00:52:47,583 ...you made one good decision in your life vis-à-vis women. 714 00:52:47,750 --> 00:52:49,794 You won't throw that over. 715 00:52:50,003 --> 00:52:53,923 Your own selfishness is too strong to let that happen. 716 00:52:54,090 --> 00:52:55,967 All right. All right. 717 00:52:56,592 --> 00:53:01,931 Actually, in spite of everything you're a very conventional man. 718 00:53:02,140 --> 00:53:03,766 I said all right. 719 00:53:04,517 --> 00:53:06,811 We have to stop now. 720 00:53:20,158 --> 00:53:24,620 - Got pep, I'll give it that. - Zero to 60 in under seven seconds. 721 00:53:35,381 --> 00:53:38,051 What's the matter, you don't like me? 722 00:53:41,929 --> 00:53:46,476 I'm not back, they call the cops, standard operating procedure. 723 00:53:46,851 --> 00:53:51,647 Here's standard operating procedure. Stay away from Tony Soprano. 724 00:53:51,814 --> 00:53:55,943 Shut the fuck up and listen. It's over, capisce? 725 00:53:56,736 --> 00:53:58,362 Over and done. 726 00:53:58,571 --> 00:54:02,950 You call or go anywhere near him or his family... 727 00:54:03,159 --> 00:54:07,538 ...and they'll be scraping your nipples off these leather seats. 728 00:54:07,705 --> 00:54:10,166 And here's the point to remember. 729 00:54:10,333 --> 00:54:15,129 My face is the last one you'll see. Not Tony's. 730 00:54:16,005 --> 00:54:18,132 We understand each other? 731 00:54:18,966 --> 00:54:21,427 It won't be cinematic. 732 00:54:34,482 --> 00:54:36,275 [DOOR OPENS] 733 00:54:43,074 --> 00:54:45,368 Any word, anything? 734 00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:48,829 He probably went down to Florida. 735 00:54:49,830 --> 00:54:52,208 Ro, I'm sure he's fine. 736 00:54:52,875 --> 00:54:54,585 Ro, come on. 737 00:55:08,474 --> 00:55:09,725 Look. 738 00:55:11,227 --> 00:55:14,730 - This will be hard for you to hear. - Jesus Christ! 739 00:55:14,897 --> 00:55:18,317 No, it's okay. It's okay, it's just... 740 00:55:20,403 --> 00:55:23,239 ...he has a very serious drug problem. 741 00:55:23,406 --> 00:55:24,657 What? 742 00:55:26,367 --> 00:55:30,288 It's coke. He may owe some money to dealers. 743 00:55:30,621 --> 00:55:32,582 [ROSALIE SOBS] 744 00:55:32,832 --> 00:55:35,501 - Oh, my God. - I didn't wanna tell you. 745 00:55:35,960 --> 00:55:38,879 Look, we're doing everything we can. 746 00:55:43,926 --> 00:55:45,636 We're gonna find him. 747 00:55:45,845 --> 00:55:47,888 We'll get him help. 748 00:55:48,306 --> 00:55:50,516 We'll get him to rehab. 749 00:55:53,853 --> 00:55:57,023 Let's just hope he's not too far gone. 750 00:56:21,422 --> 00:56:23,632 Something smells good. 751 00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:28,637 Lemon snaps for the bake sale at church. 752 00:56:38,689 --> 00:56:39,982 You look good. 753 00:56:41,025 --> 00:56:43,486 I went to step today. 754 00:56:44,862 --> 00:56:49,992 Is that why you don't have these looney-tune moods when you exercise? 755 00:56:52,703 --> 00:56:54,580 Where's your ring? 756 00:56:58,084 --> 00:57:01,170 I had to get it sized. It's a little big. 757 00:57:06,717 --> 00:57:09,470 [OVEN TIMER BUZZES] 758 00:57:24,401 --> 00:57:28,864 Hi, it's me. I'll be home in about twenty minutes. 759 00:57:30,157 --> 00:57:32,910 Yeah, I picked up the stuffed shells. 760 00:57:33,118 --> 00:57:36,622 No, the Celantano's, you just gotta heat them up. 761 00:59:56,595 --> 00:59:57,596 Subtitles by SDI Media Group 762 00:59:57,805 --> 00:59:58,806 [ENGLISH SDH]