1 00:01:40,784 --> 00:01:42,285 I'm in asbury. 2 00:01:42,285 --> 00:01:45,288 I'll be at your boatyard in 15 minutes. 3 00:01:45,789 --> 00:01:48,291 No, i got a meeting, i'll come there after. 4 00:02:21,825 --> 00:02:24,327 O. J. Simpson's acquittal they still cannot accept, 5 00:02:24,828 --> 00:02:27,330 and now they're suing him in civil court. 6 00:02:27,330 --> 00:02:28,832 Simpson's attorney is outraged, 7 00:02:29,332 --> 00:02:30,834 fred goldman is philosophical. 8 00:02:30,834 --> 00:02:33,336 In jersey, they'd have fried his worthless ass. 9 00:02:33,336 --> 00:02:35,839 Well, he's shunned on his golf course now. 10 00:02:36,339 --> 00:02:37,340 Oh! 11 00:02:37,340 --> 00:02:39,843 There he is, f. Lee fatfuck. 12 00:02:39,843 --> 00:02:41,845 Hold my briefs. 13 00:02:41,845 --> 00:02:43,847 What's the matter with you? 14 00:02:43,847 --> 00:02:47,851 My back, fucki n' valuejet, tryi ng to save 50 bucks. 15 00:02:47,851 --> 00:02:48,852 How was boca? 16 00:02:48,852 --> 00:02:50,353 How do you think? 17 00:02:50,854 --> 00:02:52,355 Your uncle's quaking in his boots i was there to pop him. 18 00:02:52,856 --> 00:02:54,858 Ho, wait till we get outside, huh? 19 00:02:54,858 --> 00:02:56,860 Junior's looking for a way out. 20 00:02:56,860 --> 00:02:58,862 But, he's got that iron rod up his ass. 21 00:02:58,862 --> 00:03:00,864 He thought he was in line to be boss. 22 00:03:00,864 --> 00:03:03,366 Now he's gotta take orders from somebody 23 00:03:03,366 --> 00:03:04,868 who used to fetch him his sambuca. 24 00:03:04,868 --> 00:03:06,870 Hey, fuck him. 25 00:03:06,870 --> 00:03:08,371 Is he gonna sit down or not? 26 00:03:08,872 --> 00:03:10,373 If tony will guarantee his safety. 27 00:03:10,874 --> 00:03:12,876 You deal with it , alright, tony? 28 00:03:14,377 --> 00:03:16,880 Make it christmas, 29 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:19,382 this way i don't have to go on that fuckin' cruise. 30 00:03:19,382 --> 00:03:21,384 No sooner do i get back from florida 31 00:03:21,384 --> 00:03:24,387 than ange has booked a suite on the dawn princess. 32 00:03:24,387 --> 00:03:27,390 5, 000 bucks a week and no way off. 33 00:03:27,390 --> 00:03:28,892 Thank god carm gets seasick. 34 00:03:28,892 --> 00:03:31,895 We're staying home thi s year so jackie can study for his sats. 35 00:03:31,895 --> 00:03:33,897 Ro found him a great tutor. 36 00:03:33,897 --> 00:03:34,898 Pray he goes to a state school. 37 00:03:35,398 --> 00:03:36,900 You oughta see terri's bills from villanova. 38 00:03:36,900 --> 00:03:38,902 And matt and kevin right behind her-- 39 00:03:38,902 --> 00:03:40,403 hey, sal, you need money, you come to me, 40 00:03:40,403 --> 00:03:41,905 you hear what i'm sayin'? 41 00:03:41,905 --> 00:03:43,907 Don't be moving that "h" no more, puss. 42 00:03:43,907 --> 00:03:45,408 It's too risky. 43 00:03:50,914 --> 00:03:53,416 I always wanted a house by the ocean. 44 00:03:53,416 --> 00:03:54,918 Maybe in another life. 45 00:04:00,423 --> 00:04:01,424 Ton'! 46 00:04:01,424 --> 00:04:02,926 Tony? 47 00:04:04,427 --> 00:04:05,929 Hey, paulie. 48 00:04:05,929 --> 00:04:07,430 We gonna go see your boat? 49 00:04:09,933 --> 00:04:12,435 Nah, i'm just... 50 00:04:12,435 --> 00:04:15,438 thinking about our former friend. 51 00:04:15,438 --> 00:04:16,439 Who? 52 00:04:19,943 --> 00:04:21,444 Him? 53 00:04:21,945 --> 00:04:22,946 Not me, 54 00:04:23,446 --> 00:04:24,948 never. 55 00:04:24,948 --> 00:04:27,951 Me and jackie met him down here in'95, 56 00:04:27,951 --> 00:04:29,953 when he go t back from boca. 57 00:04:30,453 --> 00:04:32,455 Oh, yeah, that crazy shit with your uncle. 58 00:04:32,455 --> 00:04:33,957 Junior hijacked jackie's truck. 59 00:04:33,957 --> 00:04:35,458 What about it? 60 00:04:35,458 --> 00:04:36,960 I should've seen it then, that's all. 61 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:39,462 Don't waste another second on that rat fuck, ton'. 62 00:04:39,462 --> 00:04:41,965 I'd kill him again if i could. 63 00:04:43,967 --> 00:04:45,969 Tommy angeletti, 64 00:04:46,469 --> 00:04:48,471 he's doing a re- bar at the esplanade. 65 00:04:48,471 --> 00:04:49,973 Yeah? 66 00:04:49,973 --> 00:04:52,976 He's into me for 100 large on college basketball. 67 00:04:52,976 --> 00:04:55,979 Now ralphie's holding up the contractor for more money. 68 00:04:55,979 --> 00:04:58,982 He's got the site shutdown on a strike. 69 00:04:58,982 --> 00:05:01,985 Angeletti can't work. 70 00:05:01,985 --> 00:05:04,487 Paulie, your fuckin' book 71 00:05:04,487 --> 00:05:07,490 against millions gonna roll in off the esplanade? 72 00:05:07,490 --> 00:05:09,492 I figured you'd take his side. 73 00:05:09,492 --> 00:05:10,994 But, ralphie shouldn't come across 74 00:05:10,994 --> 00:05:12,996 with a couple of no- show electrician jobs? 75 00:05:13,496 --> 00:05:15,498 I shouldn't get something outta this fuckin' esplanade? 76 00:05:18,001 --> 00:05:20,003 Alright, i'll talk to him. 77 00:06:06,049 --> 00:06:08,551 Oh, go od, you're up. 78 00:06:08,551 --> 00:06:10,553 I just got the digital video for meadow. 79 00:06:10,553 --> 00:06:12,555 It's three down, three to go. 80 00:06:12,555 --> 00:06:15,558 Plus, the scooter is ready, but you're gonn a have to pick it up. 81 00:06:15,558 --> 00:06:17,060 It's on my list. 82 00:06:17,060 --> 00:06:19,062 You're not gonna like this next bit of news, either. 83 00:06:19,062 --> 00:06:21,564 Janice is insisting on cooking christmas dinner this year. 84 00:06:21,564 --> 00:06:23,066 Christmas eve or christmas day? 85 00:06:23,066 --> 00:06:24,567 I'm doing christmas eve. 86 00:06:24,567 --> 00:06:26,069 You wanna turn her loose on shellfish? 87 00:06:26,069 --> 00:06:28,571 She's determined to co ok goose on christmas day. 88 00:06:28,571 --> 00:06:30,073 Why? 89 00:06:30,073 --> 00:06:31,574 Well, her impulses are rig she's over here all the time. 90 00:06:32,075 --> 00:06:34,077 She volunteered me to make the gravy and the lasagna, 91 00:06:34,577 --> 00:06:36,079 so, with everything else i gotta do today, 92 00:06:36,079 --> 00:06:37,580 i gotta bring half my kitchen over there, 93 00:06:37,580 --> 00:06:40,583 and she needs you because the fuse b ox is on the fritz again. 94 00:06:40,583 --> 00:06:42,085 Oh, fuck, come on, i'm busy. 95 00:06:42,085 --> 00:06:43,086 What, i'm not? 96 00:06:49,592 --> 00:06:51,594 Well, i was feeling good, 97 00:06:51,594 --> 00:06:54,597 all of a sudden, i'm back to square one. 98 00:06:54,597 --> 00:06:56,099 What do you mean? 99 00:06:56,099 --> 00:06:59,102 I had another one of those attacks this morning. 100 00:07:02,605 --> 00:07:04,607 Not the whole thing, 101 00:07:04,607 --> 00:07:06,609 but, it was right there, 102 00:07:06,609 --> 00:07:09,112 under the surface, 103 00:07:09,112 --> 00:07:12,615 that feeling like i go t ginger ale in my brain. 104 00:07:12,615 --> 00:07:14,617 Are you taking your medication? 105 00:07:15,618 --> 00:07:17,620 Not every day. 106 00:07:17,620 --> 00:07:20,123 Is that what the prescription says? 107 00:07:20,123 --> 00:07:22,125 Another thing to feel bad about. 108 00:07:22,125 --> 00:07:23,126 Well? 109 00:07:23,626 --> 00:07:26,629 Can you tell me what led up to this? 110 00:07:26,629 --> 00:07:28,131 You know my log, 111 00:07:28,131 --> 00:07:30,133 i was supposed to write everything down for you? 112 00:07:30,133 --> 00:07:33,136 Look, it's just a list of shit i gotta do for christmas. 113 00:07:33,136 --> 00:07:35,138 All the pressure we put on ourselves 114 00:07:35,138 --> 00:07:38,641 this time of the year. 115 00:07:38,641 --> 00:07:41,144 I call it "stressmas". 116 00:07:41,144 --> 00:07:43,146 That's cute. 117 00:07:44,647 --> 00:07:47,650 I was looking forwar d to christmas this year. 118 00:07:47,650 --> 00:07:48,651 No shit. 119 00:07:49,152 --> 00:07:51,654 Now, here i go, right back in the fuckin' rabbit hole. 120 00:07:53,656 --> 00:07:56,159 Okay, let's do the drill. 121 00:07:56,659 --> 00:07:58,661 The attack, what preceded it? 122 00:07:59,162 --> 00:08:00,663 Yesterday i we nt down to the shore 123 00:08:00,663 --> 00:08:02,165 to get my boat winterized. 124 00:08:02,165 --> 00:08:03,666 What happened? 125 00:08:06,669 --> 00:08:09,172 I started thinking about this thing 126 00:08:09,172 --> 00:08:10,673 that happened years ago. 127 00:08:10,673 --> 00:08:13,176 I haven't thought about it since it happened. 128 00:08:13,676 --> 00:08:14,677 Tell me about it. 129 00:08:16,679 --> 00:08:18,681 I can't. 130 00:08:18,681 --> 00:08:19,682 I see. 131 00:08:20,183 --> 00:08:22,185 We're at one of our favorite junctures. 132 00:08:26,689 --> 00:08:28,691 Without going into specifics... 133 00:08:34,197 --> 00:08:36,699 i can tell you it was a friend of mine. 134 00:08:38,201 --> 00:08:40,703 I found out he was working for the federal government. 135 00:08:43,706 --> 00:08:45,708 Enough said? 136 00:08:45,708 --> 00:08:47,710 I see. 137 00:08:50,713 --> 00:08:53,216 Am i ruining your christmas? 138 00:08:58,721 --> 00:09:00,223 A- major? 139 00:09:02,225 --> 00:09:03,226 E- major. 140 00:09:06,229 --> 00:09:07,230 I don't know. 141 00:09:07,730 --> 00:09:09,232 Do you think it's too down? 142 00:09:09,732 --> 00:09:11,234 I mean, with the chorus, 143 00:09:11,234 --> 00:09:13,236 "his blood clean s every stain"? 144 00:09:13,236 --> 00:09:15,738 Oh, it's a great mother- jumping lyric, jan. 145 00:09:16,239 --> 00:09:17,740 What are we sellin', ajax? 146 00:09:18,241 --> 00:09:20,243 "His blood cleans stains"? 147 00:09:21,744 --> 00:09:23,746 My brother , i hope. 148 00:09:23,746 --> 00:09:26,249 Shit, fuck. 149 00:09:27,250 --> 00:09:29,252 Hey, you guys, come on in. 150 00:09:29,252 --> 00:09:30,753 We're just working. 151 00:09:30,753 --> 00:09:32,255 On the fuse box? 152 00:09:32,255 --> 00:09:33,756 No, we're making a demo, 153 00:09:33,756 --> 00:09:36,259 tryin' to get some major label interest here. 154 00:09:39,262 --> 00:09:40,763 God, the poor thing. 155 00:09:51,774 --> 00:09:53,276 I'm not coming to eat here 156 00:09:53,276 --> 00:09:55,278 unless this pig sty is cleaned up! 157 00:09:55,278 --> 00:09:57,280 It's my wrist, tony. 158 00:09:57,280 --> 00:10:00,783 And the percodans aren't even working anymore. 159 00:10:01,284 --> 00:10:02,785 You got an y rubber gloves? 160 00:10:02,785 --> 00:10:04,287 I'll get started, 161 00:10:04,287 --> 00:10:06,289 and we can work on the stock. 162 00:10:11,794 --> 00:10:13,296 Whoa, your wrist, 163 00:10:13,296 --> 00:10:15,798 i thought the doctor said it was just a sprain. 164 00:10:15,798 --> 00:10:17,800 Apparently, there's nerve involvement. 165 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:19,802 I may need an operation. 166 00:10:26,809 --> 00:10:28,811 From the russian? 167 00:10:28,811 --> 00:10:30,813 It was the worst night of my life, 168 00:10:31,314 --> 00:10:34,317 but, it led me to jesus. 169 00:10:34,317 --> 00:10:36,319 Come on, janice, when's the last time 170 00:10:36,819 --> 00:10:38,821 you went to a prayer meetin'? 171 00:10:40,823 --> 00:10:41,824 I know. 172 00:10:41,824 --> 00:10:44,827 And, aaron and i don't even sleep together anymore, 173 00:10:44,827 --> 00:10:47,330 but in a larger sense, 174 00:10:47,330 --> 00:10:49,832 christianity's brought about a business, 175 00:10:49,832 --> 00:10:50,833 with this ccm. 176 00:10:51,334 --> 00:10:52,335 The what? 177 00:10:52,835 --> 00:10:55,338 Christian contemporary, tony, ohh! 178 00:10:55,338 --> 00:10:57,840 It's the fastest growing marketing sector 179 00:10:57,840 --> 00:11:00,343 in the music business today. 180 00:11:00,343 --> 00:11:00,843 Here. 181 00:11:03,346 --> 00:11:06,349 You knocked over your drink, honey. 182 00:11:06,349 --> 00:11:07,350 Ugh... 183 00:11:08,851 --> 00:11:10,853 really hurts, huh? 184 00:11:10,853 --> 00:11:12,355 Yeah. 185 00:11:12,355 --> 00:11:14,357 Janice! 186 00:11:37,380 --> 00:11:40,883 Ooh, here's a branch. 187 00:11:40,883 --> 00:11:43,386 I don't see the rest of the tree. 188 00:11:43,386 --> 00:11:45,888 Fuck that philosophical shit. 189 00:11:46,389 --> 00:11:47,890 Oh, jesus. 190 00:11:47,890 --> 00:11:48,891 What? 191 00:11:48,891 --> 00:11:50,393 Oh, shit. 192 00:11:51,394 --> 00:11:53,396 That i s depressing. 193 00:11:53,896 --> 00:11:56,399 I don't even wanna fuckin' touch this thing. 194 00:11:56,399 --> 00:11:57,900 Hey. 195 00:11:57,900 --> 00:11:59,402 The wife sends her love. 196 00:11:59,402 --> 00:12:00,903 How are ya, ray? 197 00:12:00,903 --> 00:12:02,905 How ya doin', hesh? 198 00:12:02,905 --> 00:12:04,907 Tony, 199 00:12:04,907 --> 00:12:07,410 guess what we found 200 00:12:07,410 --> 00:12:09,412 in the bottom of the christmas box? 201 00:12:09,912 --> 00:12:11,414 The santa outfit. 202 00:12:11,914 --> 00:12:13,416 You guessed! 203 00:12:13,916 --> 00:12:15,918 Burn the fuckin' thing. 204 00:12:15,918 --> 00:12:17,420 This is the firs t christmas in history 205 00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:19,422 i remember him not bein' santa. 206 00:12:19,422 --> 00:12:20,923 Oh, big pussy. 207 00:12:20,923 --> 00:12:22,425 We were talkin' the other day 208 00:12:22,425 --> 00:12:23,926 about that f at piece of shit. 209 00:12:23,926 --> 00:12:26,929 When he got back f rom boca at christmas of'95, 210 00:12:26,929 --> 00:12:28,431 how he wasn't himself. 211 00:12:28,931 --> 00:12:29,932 What happened to, 212 00:12:29,932 --> 00:12:32,435 "not wasting your breath on the cocksucker"? 213 00:12:32,435 --> 00:12:34,437 Two- faced fuck! 214 00:12:34,437 --> 00:12:37,440 To sell out your friends to save your own ass, it's despicable. 215 00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:39,442 That's one rid e i would've loved t o have been along on. 216 00:12:39,442 --> 00:12:40,443 Yeah, me too. 217 00:12:40,943 --> 00:12:42,445 Enough of this shit, put up the fuckin' decorations. 218 00:12:42,445 --> 00:12:44,947 We still gotta find somebody to play santa. 219 00:12:48,951 --> 00:12:50,453 Get the fuck outta here. 220 00:12:50,453 --> 00:12:51,954 It's fitting, you know. 221 00:12:52,455 --> 00:12:54,457 After all, it was your father who started this whole tradition. 222 00:12:54,457 --> 00:12:55,958 That's right, 223 00:12:55,958 --> 00:12:58,461 when johnny boy busted this place out and took it over, 224 00:12:58,461 --> 00:13:00,463 and old man satriale put a bullet in his own head, 225 00:13:00,963 --> 00:13:02,965 there was a lot of sadness on the block. 226 00:13:02,965 --> 00:13:04,967 Nothing a christmas ham couldn't fix. 227 00:13:05,968 --> 00:13:06,969 Come on, t. 228 00:13:07,470 --> 00:13:09,472 Fuckin' stop, alright? 229 00:13:09,472 --> 00:13:10,973 Find somebody else to do it. 230 00:13:30,493 --> 00:13:31,994 The big man! 231 00:13:31,994 --> 00:13:33,496 Come have drink. 232 00:13:33,996 --> 00:13:34,997 Where's slava? 233 00:13:34,997 --> 00:13:36,499 Working probably. 234 00:13:42,004 --> 00:13:43,005 Anthony... 235 00:13:43,005 --> 00:13:45,007 how you doing? 236 00:13:45,007 --> 00:13:46,509 How are ya? 237 00:13:46,509 --> 00:13:49,011 You want somethin'? Food? 238 00:13:49,011 --> 00:13:50,012 No, we're just gonna talk. 239 00:13:50,513 --> 00:13:53,015 Oh, high level. 240 00:13:53,015 --> 00:13:54,517 Shh. 241 00:13:56,519 --> 00:13:59,522 Looks like valery's started to celebrate christmas early. 242 00:13:59,522 --> 00:14:01,023 You don't know the half! 243 00:14:01,524 --> 00:14:03,526 Russian christmas don' t come till mid- january. 244 00:14:10,533 --> 00:14:12,535 There's a quarter mil in there, 245 00:14:12,535 --> 00:14:14,537 my own personal funds. 246 00:14:14,537 --> 00:14:17,540 I'll send it to moscow with the ibm thinkpads. 247 00:14:17,540 --> 00:14:20,042 But, this time, i want to use promstrybank. 248 00:14:20,543 --> 00:14:23,045 Anyway, they will se nd it to the isle of man, 249 00:14:23,045 --> 00:14:25,047 to your bank, numbered account. 250 00:14:25,047 --> 00:14:26,549 Agron... 251 00:14:37,059 --> 00:14:38,060 thanks. 252 00:14:39,061 --> 00:14:42,064 Galina loved the escalante, by the way. 253 00:14:42,565 --> 00:14:44,066 You think you can get another one? 254 00:14:44,567 --> 00:14:46,068 There is something, maybe, 255 00:14:46,068 --> 00:14:48,070 you can help me with. 256 00:14:48,070 --> 00:14:50,573 You tell me what it is , i'll tell you if i can help. 257 00:14:51,574 --> 00:14:53,576 I'm looking for this russian, 258 00:14:54,076 --> 00:14:56,078 he's a friend of svetlana kirilenko, 259 00:14:56,078 --> 00:14:58,080 you know, irina's cousin. 260 00:14:58,080 --> 00:14:59,582 The one- legged woman , i know who she is. 261 00:15:00,082 --> 00:15:02,084 But, i don't want her involved. 262 00:15:02,084 --> 00:15:04,587 All i know about this guy is he drives a livery cab, 263 00:15:04,587 --> 00:15:08,090 and he wasn't very nice to someone important to me. 264 00:15:08,090 --> 00:15:09,592 Don't think another thing about this. 265 00:15:09,592 --> 00:15:12,094 I'll find him, i'll kick the shit out of him. 266 00:15:12,094 --> 00:15:14,096 No, no, no, i'm gonna do this. 267 00:15:14,096 --> 00:15:16,098 This motherfucker's mine. 268 00:15:52,134 --> 00:15:54,136 What happened to the jarlsbe rg that was here? 269 00:15:54,136 --> 00:15:55,638 What, sil? 270 00:15:55,638 --> 00:15:57,640 Stop the music. 271 00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:59,642 Cut, stop the music! 272 00:15:59,642 --> 00:16:03,646 There was an entir e wedge of jarlsberg here this morning. 273 00:16:04,146 --> 00:16:05,147 What happened to it? 274 00:16:05,147 --> 00:16:06,148 I don't know. 275 00:16:06,148 --> 00:16:07,149 Goddamnit! 276 00:16:07,149 --> 00:16:08,651 Debbie had a rondelay of french brie 277 00:16:09,151 --> 00:16:10,152 missing from her purse yesterday. 278 00:16:10,653 --> 00:16:11,654 In there? 279 00:16:11,654 --> 00:16:12,655 Uh- huh. 280 00:16:38,180 --> 00:16:40,683 Ever since w e found that suit, 281 00:16:41,183 --> 00:16:43,185 now i'm dreaming about that fat rat bastard. 282 00:16:43,686 --> 00:16:45,187 What about it? 283 00:16:45,187 --> 00:16:47,189 We did the right thing. 284 00:16:50,192 --> 00:16:52,194 You're startin' to worry me. 285 00:16:52,194 --> 00:16:54,196 You got a problem? 286 00:16:54,196 --> 00:16:56,699 '95. 287 00:16:56,699 --> 00:17:00,202 I can't believe i didn't see it. 288 00:17:00,202 --> 00:17:03,706 I had a fucking lamp down here, but meadow took it to school. 289 00:17:04,206 --> 00:17:06,208 You think it was down in boca, though, 290 00:17:06,709 --> 00:17:08,711 i mean, he was bringing the s hit in through there? 291 00:17:09,211 --> 00:17:10,713 No, it wasn't boca. 292 00:17:10,713 --> 00:17:12,715 They didn't flip him in boca. 293 00:17:12,715 --> 00:17:14,717 He was down there for 24 hours 294 00:17:14,717 --> 00:17:16,719 to set up the sit- down with my uncle, 295 00:17:16,719 --> 00:17:18,220 and i know, for a fact, 296 00:17:18,220 --> 00:17:19,722 he was with my uncle the whole time. 297 00:17:19,722 --> 00:17:22,224 It was the sit- down. 298 00:17:22,725 --> 00:17:25,227 Simpson himself attend ed barbieri's deposition, 299 00:17:25,728 --> 00:17:26,729 but made no comment. 300 00:17:26,729 --> 00:17:29,231 Next week, simpson faces another challenge, 301 00:17:29,231 --> 00:17:31,734 the goldman attorney is seeking access... 302 00:17:31,734 --> 00:17:33,235 i'm saturated with it. 303 00:17:33,235 --> 00:17:36,739 ...in anticipation of collecting punitive damages... 304 00:17:41,744 --> 00:17:42,745 corrado. 305 00:17:42,745 --> 00:17:44,747 John. 306 00:17:46,749 --> 00:17:47,750 Where's bonpensiero? 307 00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:49,251 He's not here yet. 308 00:17:49,251 --> 00:17:50,753 He supposed to be here. 309 00:17:50,753 --> 00:17:53,255 He brokered the fuckin' thing. 310 00:17:53,255 --> 00:17:54,757 Hey, i'm here. 311 00:17:54,757 --> 00:17:56,258 What do you think? 312 00:17:56,258 --> 00:17:58,260 I'm gonna let'em hurt my only uncle? 313 00:17:58,260 --> 00:17:59,261 No. 314 00:17:59,261 --> 00:18:00,763 Sit down. 315 00:18:04,767 --> 00:18:06,769 Where the fuck were you? 316 00:18:06,769 --> 00:18:11,273 You better have a good excus for why you're still alive. 317 00:18:11,273 --> 00:18:13,275 I'm sorry, skipper, it'll never happen again. 318 00:18:13,776 --> 00:18:15,277 I hope nobody called the house, though. 319 00:18:15,277 --> 00:18:16,779 I told ange i was with you. 320 00:18:17,279 --> 00:18:19,281 My goomar's mother, we were in the hospital all night, 321 00:18:19,281 --> 00:18:20,783 t. I. A. , that's a small stroke, 322 00:18:21,283 --> 00:18:23,285 she lost use of her left hand. 323 00:18:23,285 --> 00:18:25,788 It's coming back now, but, i didn't eat-- 324 00:18:25,788 --> 00:18:27,790 did you get laid? 325 00:18:27,790 --> 00:18:29,291 Yeah. 326 00:18:31,293 --> 00:18:33,295 We should've known, right then, 327 00:18:33,295 --> 00:18:35,798 when he was m. I. A. From that sit- down. 328 00:18:37,299 --> 00:18:39,802 That's all the time you need. 329 00:18:39,802 --> 00:18:41,804 When they flip somebody, 330 00:18:41,804 --> 00:18:44,306 they try to get him back on the street right away, 331 00:18:44,306 --> 00:18:45,808 that very day. 332 00:18:46,809 --> 00:18:49,812 So, you don't have time to think. 333 00:18:50,312 --> 00:18:53,816 Sil, what are you gettin' your goomar for christmas? 334 00:18:53,816 --> 00:18:56,819 Cash, that's the only thing tha t shuts her up 335 00:18:56,819 --> 00:18:58,821 about bein' al one over the holidays. 336 00:18:58,821 --> 00:19:00,322 Michelle likes "ice". 337 00:19:00,322 --> 00:19:02,324 I'm getting a piece from a jew in the city. 338 00:19:02,324 --> 00:19:04,827 T, what are you gettin' your new goomar? 339 00:19:04,827 --> 00:19:05,828 She did me a favor. 340 00:19:05,828 --> 00:19:07,830 She went to morocco over the holidays. 341 00:19:07,830 --> 00:19:09,331 On her own? She paid for it? 342 00:19:09,832 --> 00:19:10,332 Yeah. 343 00:19:10,332 --> 00:19:11,834 She went to morocco? 344 00:19:12,334 --> 00:19:13,836 Who is she, bada bing crosby? 345 00:19:13,836 --> 00:19:15,838 She's not one of those girls. 346 00:19:15,838 --> 00:19:17,840 She's got a real job. 347 00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:20,843 She sells mercedes, smart, gorgeous... 348 00:19:20,843 --> 00:19:22,845 too good to be true. 349 00:19:22,845 --> 00:19:25,347 Speaking of which, who's that piece of ass? 350 00:19:27,349 --> 00:19:29,852 Oh, madonn', look who it is. 351 00:19:32,354 --> 00:19:34,356 It's the miracle of christmas. 352 00:19:34,356 --> 00:19:36,358 Next the blind will see, 353 00:19:36,358 --> 00:19:38,360 and the lame will walk. 354 00:19:43,365 --> 00:19:46,368 So, how is everything here so far, tonight? 355 00:19:46,869 --> 00:19:48,871 Much better now that we've cast our glims 356 00:19:48,871 --> 00:19:50,372 on you, sweetheart. 357 00:19:50,372 --> 00:19:51,874 How you doin', 'mainy? 358 00:19:51,874 --> 00:19:54,376 Fine, tony- oni. 359 00:19:55,878 --> 00:19:57,379 Listen... 360 00:19:58,380 --> 00:20:00,382 i thought you'd wanna know. 361 00:20:00,382 --> 00:20:02,384 Two guys over there, at that table... 362 00:20:03,385 --> 00:20:03,886 yeah? 363 00:20:04,386 --> 00:20:05,888 I think they're fbi. 364 00:20:08,390 --> 00:20:10,392 I'm kidding. 365 00:20:11,894 --> 00:20:13,896 I'm kidding, enjoy. 366 00:20:20,903 --> 00:20:22,905 He's ready. 367 00:20:29,411 --> 00:20:31,914 You are a hypocrite. 368 00:20:31,914 --> 00:20:33,415 That's what you are. 369 00:20:33,415 --> 00:20:35,417 You vilify a man behind his back, 370 00:20:35,918 --> 00:20:37,419 and then you smile in his face. 371 00:20:39,421 --> 00:20:41,924 Something's gotta keep the customers coming back 372 00:20:41,924 --> 00:20:45,928 and it's not gonna be your mooshata raviolis, lately. 373 00:20:50,933 --> 00:20:52,434 Hey. 374 00:20:52,935 --> 00:20:54,436 Charmaine... 375 00:20:54,436 --> 00:20:57,439 sometimes we're forced to work the same shift. 376 00:20:57,439 --> 00:21:00,442 Your wife, her ass may be improved artie, but-- 377 00:21:00,442 --> 00:21:02,444 hey, hey, hey, come on, sil. 378 00:21:06,448 --> 00:21:09,451 She's over here joking about the fbi. 379 00:21:09,451 --> 00:21:10,953 Since when is that funny? 380 00:21:14,957 --> 00:21:15,958 Yeah. 381 00:21:18,460 --> 00:21:20,963 No, wait, hold on a minute. 382 00:21:21,964 --> 00:21:23,966 Go ahead. 383 00:21:30,472 --> 00:21:32,474 Alright, great. 384 00:21:32,975 --> 00:21:34,977 Yeah... 385 00:21:35,477 --> 00:21:37,980 merry christmas to you, too. 386 00:21:39,982 --> 00:21:41,984 Mr. Valdez? 387 00:21:41,984 --> 00:21:43,485 That's me. 388 00:21:54,496 --> 00:21:55,998 I know you. 389 00:21:55,998 --> 00:21:58,500 You look like maybe someone, i don't know... 390 00:21:58,500 --> 00:22:00,002 he's the designata drive. 391 00:22:00,002 --> 00:22:01,503 Me? 392 00:22:01,503 --> 00:22:03,505 No, you the designata drive. 393 00:22:04,006 --> 00:22:06,008 No, no, you, you, it's you. 394 00:22:06,508 --> 00:22:07,509 You! 395 00:22:07,509 --> 00:22:09,511 Airport ramada, right? 396 00:22:10,012 --> 00:22:11,013 Yeah. 397 00:22:11,513 --> 00:22:12,514 Yeah, let' s go, c'mon. 398 00:22:25,027 --> 00:22:26,528 How was dinner? 399 00:22:27,029 --> 00:22:28,030 Good. 400 00:22:29,531 --> 00:22:31,533 Was charmaine there? 401 00:22:32,034 --> 00:22:33,035 Yep. 402 00:22:33,035 --> 00:22:35,537 She looks good, doesn't she? 403 00:22:35,537 --> 00:22:37,039 What, are you disappointed? 404 00:22:37,039 --> 00:22:40,042 Her husband dumped her, you thought she was gonna look like a krull? 405 00:22:40,042 --> 00:22:42,544 A krull? 406 00:22:42,544 --> 00:22:46,048 A crone, a troll, i don't know. 407 00:22:48,050 --> 00:22:50,552 Holiday traffic. 408 00:22:50,552 --> 00:22:53,555 My head is clanging like a bell. 409 00:22:53,555 --> 00:22:55,557 I got the scooter. 410 00:23:09,571 --> 00:23:11,073 Yay!! 411 00:23:11,073 --> 00:23:12,074 Hello bedford falls! 412 00:23:12,074 --> 00:23:13,575 Oh, jesus. 413 00:23:13,575 --> 00:23:15,077 Merry christmas! 414 00:23:15,077 --> 00:23:16,578 Enough already. 415 00:23:16,578 --> 00:23:19,581 Merry christmas, george. 416 00:23:19,698 --> 00:23:22,084 Santa, we still haven't got one. 417 00:23:22,084 --> 00:23:23,085 You wanna do it? 418 00:23:23,585 --> 00:23:25,087 Me, what do i know about it? 419 00:23:25,587 --> 00:23:27,089 I don't have kids. 420 00:23:27,089 --> 00:23:29,091 You don't have to, santa doesn't have any kids. 421 00:23:29,091 --> 00:23:31,093 Yeah, that's strange, 422 00:23:31,093 --> 00:23:33,595 that mr. And mrs. Claus didn't have kids of their own. 423 00:23:34,096 --> 00:23:36,098 Probably why they got into it in the first place. 424 00:23:36,098 --> 00:23:37,599 I used to think the elves were their kids. 425 00:23:37,599 --> 00:23:39,101 They were running a sweatshop over there. 426 00:23:39,601 --> 00:23:40,602 There was something on tv, 427 00:23:40,602 --> 00:23:42,604 the original elves were ugly, 428 00:23:42,604 --> 00:23:45,107 traveled with santa to throw bad kids a beatin', 429 00:23:45,107 --> 00:23:47,109 and he gave the good ones toys. 430 00:23:47,109 --> 00:23:49,611 The fuckin' grinch. 431 00:23:50,112 --> 00:23:52,114 Maybe that's where they got the idea. 432 00:23:52,114 --> 00:23:54,616 And fuckin' dr. Seuss ripped it off. 433 00:23:54,616 --> 00:23:56,618 That grinch, man, that's where the money is. 434 00:23:56,618 --> 00:23:58,620 A couple hundred mil. 435 00:23:58,620 --> 00:24:00,622 Put jim carrey in the motherfucker. 436 00:24:00,622 --> 00:24:02,124 Tony... 437 00:24:02,124 --> 00:24:03,125 hey! 438 00:24:03,125 --> 00:24:05,127 I got stuff for the party, toys. 439 00:24:05,627 --> 00:24:06,628 From me and junior. 440 00:24:07,129 --> 00:24:08,130 They're not wrapped, 441 00:24:08,130 --> 00:24:10,132 but this way they can see what they're getting. 442 00:24:10,632 --> 00:24:11,633 Tell junior thank you. 443 00:24:19,641 --> 00:24:20,642 What? 444 00:24:20,642 --> 00:24:22,644 Ho- fuckin'- ho. 445 00:24:22,644 --> 00:24:24,646 You're right. 446 00:24:24,646 --> 00:24:26,148 What are you talking about? 447 00:24:26,148 --> 00:24:28,150 You wanna play santa claus at the party this year? 448 00:24:28,650 --> 00:24:29,651 No, i can't do that. 449 00:24:29,651 --> 00:24:31,153 Why not? 450 00:24:31,153 --> 00:24:33,655 I don't know, i don't know how. 451 00:24:34,156 --> 00:24:35,157 What's to know? 452 00:24:35,157 --> 00:24:36,658 You ask'em what they want for christmas, 453 00:24:36,658 --> 00:24:39,161 you give'em a nice to y, and that's the end ofit. 454 00:24:39,161 --> 00:24:40,662 No, not me, i can't. 455 00:24:40,662 --> 00:24:41,663 Yes, you can. 456 00:24:41,663 --> 00:24:42,664 I can't! 457 00:24:42,664 --> 00:24:43,165 Why not? 458 00:24:43,665 --> 00:24:44,666 I'm shy. 459 00:24:49,171 --> 00:24:51,673 The boss of this family told you 460 00:24:51,673 --> 00:24:53,175 you're gonna be santa claus, 461 00:24:53,175 --> 00:24:54,676 you're santa claus. 462 00:24:54,676 --> 00:24:57,179 So, shut the fuck up about it. 463 00:25:06,688 --> 00:25:09,691 A strange and macabre christmas story, 464 00:25:09,691 --> 00:25:12,194 another sad incidence of continuing violence 465 00:25:12,194 --> 00:25:13,695 against livery drivers. 466 00:25:13,695 --> 00:25:16,198 In downtown newark, police were called to the scene 467 00:25:16,198 --> 00:25:18,700 of what appeared to be a christmas prank gone awry. 468 00:25:18,700 --> 00:25:21,203 Livery driver igor parnasky 469 00:25:21,203 --> 00:25:23,705 was found trapped under santa's sleigh, 470 00:25:23,705 --> 00:25:26,708 and severely beaten inside the window display 471 00:25:26,708 --> 00:25:28,210 at curran's sporting goods. 472 00:25:28,210 --> 00:25:29,711 The russian emigre also suffered 473 00:25:29,711 --> 00:25:31,713 injuries from broken glass. 474 00:25:31,713 --> 00:25:33,215 From his description of his assailants, 475 00:25:33,215 --> 00:25:35,217 police are questioning members 476 00:25:35,217 --> 00:25:36,718 of a marauding youth gang... 477 00:25:36,718 --> 00:25:38,220 oh, my god! 478 00:25:38,220 --> 00:25:39,221 ...their turf. 479 00:25:39,221 --> 00:25:40,722 Merry christmas. 480 00:25:40,722 --> 00:25:43,725 Reporting live from downtown newark... 481 00:25:47,729 --> 00:25:49,231 oh, my... 482 00:25:51,733 --> 00:25:53,735 aaron, honey, honey? 483 00:25:54,236 --> 00:25:55,237 Yeah? 484 00:25:55,237 --> 00:25:58,240 I think i know wha t's missing from the song. 485 00:25:58,740 --> 00:26:01,243 It's the brother concept. 486 00:26:01,243 --> 00:26:02,244 He ain't heavy? 487 00:26:02,244 --> 00:26:04,246 No, i mean , not exactly. 488 00:26:06,248 --> 00:26:08,750 Maybe we can try t o get something down. 489 00:26:08,750 --> 00:26:11,753 Jan, you're crying. 490 00:26:11,753 --> 00:26:14,756 Sometimes we really don' t see our loved ones. 491 00:26:21,763 --> 00:26:25,267 Hi, whatcha doing? 492 00:26:26,768 --> 00:26:30,272 Just enjoying the tree. 493 00:26:30,272 --> 00:26:32,774 I love this time of year. 494 00:26:32,774 --> 00:26:34,276 Me, too. 495 00:26:42,284 --> 00:26:44,286 You' re ho me early. 496 00:26:44,286 --> 00:26:47,789 Hunter went into the city with hadley. 497 00:26:52,794 --> 00:26:54,796 So, where's jackie tonight? 498 00:26:54,796 --> 00:26:57,799 He had to go visit a frien d of his in the hospital. 499 00:26:57,799 --> 00:26:59,301 Oh, no, who? 500 00:26:59,301 --> 00:27:01,303 Someone from school, they think it's appendicitis. 501 00:27:01,303 --> 00:27:02,804 Oh, my god. 502 00:27:04,306 --> 00:27:07,809 So, you and jackie are getting pretty close, huh? 503 00:27:16,318 --> 00:27:18,320 That new angel looks really great. 504 00:27:26,828 --> 00:27:28,330 ...that's what he said. 505 00:27:28,330 --> 00:27:29,831 Wanna see 50 gs? 506 00:27:30,332 --> 00:27:31,333 Holy shit! 507 00:27:31,333 --> 00:27:32,834 What is that, sapphires? 508 00:27:32,834 --> 00:27:35,337 Yeah, my wife better like it. 509 00:27:35,837 --> 00:27:37,339 Wild turkey, neat. 510 00:27:43,845 --> 00:27:45,347 How you doin'? 511 00:27:45,347 --> 00:27:46,848 Fine. 512 00:27:47,349 --> 00:27:48,350 How are you? 513 00:27:48,350 --> 00:27:50,352 Carmela was right, 514 00:27:50,352 --> 00:27:52,354 you look great. 515 00:27:52,354 --> 00:27:53,855 Thank you. 516 00:27:53,855 --> 00:27:56,858 I'm trying to give you a compliment. 517 00:27:56,858 --> 00:27:57,859 Well, don't. 518 00:27:58,360 --> 00:27:59,861 What's your fuckin' problem? 519 00:27:59,861 --> 00:28:01,863 All these years, i've sat here and i kept my mouth shut. 520 00:28:01,863 --> 00:28:04,366 I didn't want you and your boys comin' in here. 521 00:28:04,366 --> 00:28:06,368 And look what happened, 522 00:28:06,368 --> 00:28:07,869 look what you've done to my husband. 523 00:28:08,370 --> 00:28:09,871 Artie? I'm trying to help him. 524 00:28:09,871 --> 00:28:10,872 Yeah, well , good luck, 525 00:28:11,373 --> 00:28:12,874 because he's a friggin' mess. 526 00:28:17,379 --> 00:28:18,880 Let's get the fuck outta here. 527 00:28:19,381 --> 00:28:20,382 Where to? 528 00:28:20,882 --> 00:28:22,884 Who gives a shit? 529 00:28:22,884 --> 00:28:24,886 A new joint ju st opened on 46th, 530 00:28:24,886 --> 00:28:27,389 i been meaning to check out the competition. 531 00:28:29,391 --> 00:28:31,393 Come on. 532 00:29:09,431 --> 00:29:10,932 Tony! 533 00:29:10,932 --> 00:29:12,934 Hey, what's goin' on? 534 00:29:12,934 --> 00:29:14,936 Gettin' a little lovin'? 535 00:29:17,439 --> 00:29:19,441 It's not what you think. 536 00:29:19,441 --> 00:29:20,442 C'mon. 537 00:29:21,943 --> 00:29:23,945 C'mon, it's alright, i just wanna talk to you. 538 00:29:23,945 --> 00:29:25,447 C'mon. 539 00:29:25,947 --> 00:29:28,950 It's a bachelor party, my frat brothers. 540 00:29:30,452 --> 00:29:32,454 I didn't d o anything! 541 00:29:32,454 --> 00:29:33,455 Shut up! 542 00:29:35,957 --> 00:29:37,959 Put your hands up, put your hands up! 543 00:29:37,959 --> 00:29:39,461 No...please. 544 00:29:39,961 --> 00:29:42,464 C'mon, you fuck! 545 00:29:42,464 --> 00:29:45,467 You fuckin' puss y piece of shit. 546 00:29:45,467 --> 00:29:47,969 All i did was tell your old man what a good kid you were, 547 00:29:47,969 --> 00:29:49,971 and all you do is fuckin' hurt me. 548 00:29:49,971 --> 00:29:50,972 I'm sorry! 549 00:29:51,973 --> 00:29:53,475 I'm sorry. 550 00:29:55,477 --> 00:29:56,478 I'm sorry. 551 00:29:58,480 --> 00:29:59,481 What's this? 552 00:30:00,982 --> 00:30:01,983 Hmm? 553 00:30:03,985 --> 00:30:04,986 Nice. 554 00:30:04,986 --> 00:30:07,489 I'm sorry, i'm sorry. 555 00:30:09,491 --> 00:30:10,992 You bottomed out. 556 00:30:10,992 --> 00:30:12,994 What do you mean? 557 00:30:21,002 --> 00:30:22,504 You bottomed out. 558 00:30:35,517 --> 00:30:38,520 I wish i could get up at 11:30 every morning 559 00:30:39,020 --> 00:30:41,022 after being out all night, god knows where. 560 00:30:44,025 --> 00:30:46,528 Stop with the pots and pans. 561 00:30:46,528 --> 00:30:48,029 Where were you last night? 562 00:30:48,029 --> 00:30:49,030 Nowhere, 563 00:30:49,030 --> 00:30:50,532 i wasn't anywhere. 564 00:30:50,532 --> 00:30:53,535 I was the monogamy poster boy, swear to god. 565 00:30:53,535 --> 00:30:54,536 Oh, please. 566 00:30:56,538 --> 00:30:59,541 Well, i break up with the so- called russian whore, 567 00:30:59,541 --> 00:31:01,042 i'm towing the line, 568 00:31:01,543 --> 00:31:02,544 and this is the thanks i get! 569 00:31:02,544 --> 00:31:04,546 What about charmaine? 570 00:31:04,546 --> 00:31:06,047 Charmaine? 571 00:31:06,548 --> 00:31:08,049 Mm- hmm, i know all about you. 572 00:31:08,049 --> 00:31:09,551 What? 573 00:31:09,551 --> 00:31:11,553 I didn't d o anything. 574 00:31:12,053 --> 00:31:13,054 Yeah, you did in high school. 575 00:31:13,054 --> 00:31:14,055 High school? 576 00:31:14,055 --> 00:31:16,057 Don't try to deny it. 577 00:31:16,057 --> 00:31:18,560 Oh, okay, high school, okay. 578 00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:20,562 Her husband dumps her and she never looked so good? 579 00:31:20,562 --> 00:31:22,564 You gotta ask yourself why. 580 00:31:24,065 --> 00:31:26,067 I didn't do nothing. 581 00:31:26,067 --> 00:31:27,569 I didn't do nothing! 582 00:31:28,069 --> 00:31:29,070 It's too late. 583 00:31:29,070 --> 00:31:30,572 I don't believe anything you say. 584 00:31:36,578 --> 00:31:41,082 My wife had her doubts about jackie jr... 585 00:31:41,082 --> 00:31:45,086 and all along i kept defending the little two- faced prick. 586 00:31:45,086 --> 00:31:49,090 Do you feel responsible for their relationship? 587 00:31:49,090 --> 00:31:51,593 Meadow thinks she'd still going out with the oreo cookie 588 00:31:51,593 --> 00:31:53,595 if it wasn't for me. 589 00:31:53,595 --> 00:31:55,597 Well, that's true, isn't it? 590 00:31:57,599 --> 00:32:00,602 The question i s, what am i gonna do about jackie? 591 00:32:00,602 --> 00:32:02,604 Should i tell my wife? 592 00:32:02,604 --> 00:32:04,606 Meadow, jesus, she's-- 593 00:32:06,107 --> 00:32:08,610 it'd break her heart if she knew. 594 00:32:18,119 --> 00:32:20,622 On another subject, 595 00:32:20,622 --> 00:32:23,124 i was thinking about what we were talking about 596 00:32:23,124 --> 00:32:25,126 last time you were here. 597 00:32:25,126 --> 00:32:26,127 You know, 598 00:32:26,628 --> 00:32:29,130 your friend who was working for the federal government? 599 00:32:29,130 --> 00:32:31,633 Granted i get most of my information 600 00:32:31,633 --> 00:32:34,135 from the movies and bill curtis. 601 00:32:34,135 --> 00:32:36,137 But i was thinking... 602 00:32:46,648 --> 00:32:49,651 they're around the block out there. 603 00:32:49,651 --> 00:32:51,152 Biggest one yet. 604 00:32:51,152 --> 00:32:53,154 Where's the friggin' beard? 605 00:32:53,154 --> 00:32:55,156 I saw it in the box. 606 00:32:55,156 --> 00:32:56,658 It's gotta be there. 607 00:32:56,658 --> 00:32:58,660 Even without padding, 608 00:32:58,660 --> 00:33:01,162 the suit's too small on this fatso. 609 00:33:04,666 --> 00:33:06,668 Motherfucker. 610 00:33:07,669 --> 00:33:09,671 What, ton'? 611 00:33:09,671 --> 00:33:11,673 He was wearing a wire... 612 00:33:12,674 --> 00:33:14,676 when he came to the party 613 00:33:14,676 --> 00:33:17,679 he already had the suit on. 614 00:33:19,180 --> 00:33:20,682 Alvin! 615 00:33:21,182 --> 00:33:22,684 Okay! 616 00:33:27,188 --> 00:33:29,691 Hey, look at this. 617 00:33:29,691 --> 00:33:31,693 Oh...! 618 00:33:31,693 --> 00:33:33,695 You been walking around like that? 619 00:33:33,695 --> 00:33:35,697 Boosting salvation army kettles now. 620 00:33:36,197 --> 00:33:37,699 Kevin, go make me a sandwich. 621 00:33:37,699 --> 00:33:38,700 Okay, dad. 622 00:33:38,700 --> 00:33:40,201 He's a method actor. 623 00:33:40,201 --> 00:33:42,203 Getting into character like al. 624 00:33:42,203 --> 00:33:43,204 Yeah... 625 00:33:43,204 --> 00:33:45,707 "it was you, fredo." 626 00:33:45,707 --> 00:33:48,209 Look at that, don' t even need a pillow. 627 00:33:48,209 --> 00:33:50,211 Hey! Watch the suit! 628 00:33:51,212 --> 00:33:53,715 He can't make a joke? 629 00:33:53,715 --> 00:33:56,217 What, are you mr. Sensitive over here? 630 00:33:56,217 --> 00:33:58,720 Chrissy, ashtrays. 631 00:34:06,728 --> 00:34:08,229 Tony... 632 00:34:08,229 --> 00:34:10,231 this problem 633 00:34:10,231 --> 00:34:13,234 with the red- tag garbage dumpin g in paden city... 634 00:34:13,234 --> 00:34:14,235 fuckin' christmas, 635 00:34:14,235 --> 00:34:16,237 he wants to talk about medical waste? 636 00:34:16,237 --> 00:34:19,741 I just want to double- check that the way is paved for us to go down there, 637 00:34:19,741 --> 00:34:21,743 we reached out to ep a guy like we told barone. 638 00:34:21,743 --> 00:34:23,745 That reminds me, tony, dick called this morning. 639 00:34:24,245 --> 00:34:25,747 I'm fuckin' talkin' an d stop fuckin' interruptin'! 640 00:34:26,247 --> 00:34:28,249 The fuck is wrong with you? 641 00:34:28,249 --> 00:34:29,250 Fuck you! 642 00:34:29,751 --> 00:34:31,252 Hey, hey, hey! 643 00:34:31,252 --> 00:34:31,753 Take it easy! 644 00:34:31,753 --> 00:34:32,754 Ton'. 645 00:34:32,754 --> 00:34:34,756 What's the matter with you? 646 00:34:36,257 --> 00:34:38,259 Jesus christ. 647 00:34:38,259 --> 00:34:41,262 Oh, it's as cold as your sister's tit out there. 648 00:34:41,262 --> 00:34:42,764 You should see the crowd of little people. 649 00:34:43,264 --> 00:34:44,766 Jackie jr. , how you doin', huh? 650 00:34:45,266 --> 00:34:46,768 You look great. 651 00:34:47,268 --> 00:34:49,270 Hey, jackie, tell'em what you told me in the car on the way over here. 652 00:34:49,270 --> 00:34:51,773 Come on, the capital of canada. 653 00:34:51,773 --> 00:34:53,274 The kid's got it up here. 654 00:34:53,274 --> 00:34:55,777 Give me your coat, c'mon. 655 00:34:55,777 --> 00:34:58,279 Crissy, let'em in for chrissake. 656 00:34:58,279 --> 00:35:00,782 One, two, three, four, 657 00:35:01,282 --> 00:35:03,785 open up th e stupid door! 658 00:35:08,289 --> 00:35:09,791 Go see santa, 659 00:35:09,791 --> 00:35:11,292 right this way. 660 00:35:11,292 --> 00:35:13,294 Ho, ho, ho! 661 00:35:13,294 --> 00:35:16,297 Merry christmas, come on in, children! 662 00:35:16,297 --> 00:35:18,299 Don't be afrai d, c'mon, sweetheart. 663 00:35:18,299 --> 00:35:20,301 Come sit on santa's lap. 664 00:35:20,301 --> 00:35:21,803 Oh...! 665 00:35:21,803 --> 00:35:23,304 Have you b een a good girl? 666 00:35:23,304 --> 00:35:25,306 What do you want for christmas? 667 00:35:25,306 --> 00:35:27,308 I want a new doll and a kitchen. 668 00:35:27,308 --> 00:35:29,310 You want a new dol l and a kitchen. 669 00:35:29,310 --> 00:35:30,812 Here's something, dad. 670 00:35:30,812 --> 00:35:32,313 I mean , santa. 671 00:35:32,313 --> 00:35:34,816 My little elf here's got a littl e snow on the brain. 672 00:35:34,816 --> 00:35:36,317 He called me dad. 673 00:35:36,317 --> 00:35:38,319 You like i t? Big enough to be your sister. 674 00:35:38,319 --> 00:35:39,320 Merry christmas. 675 00:35:39,821 --> 00:35:40,822 Thank you, santa. 676 00:35:40,822 --> 00:35:42,323 Oh, how cute. 677 00:35:42,323 --> 00:35:43,324 Who's next? 678 00:35:43,825 --> 00:35:46,828 C'mon, don't be shy, ho, ho, ho! 679 00:35:46,828 --> 00:35:48,329 Merry christmas. 680 00:35:48,830 --> 00:35:51,332 Next in line, we got a lotta people to go, c'mon. 681 00:35:51,332 --> 00:35:53,334 What do you want? 682 00:35:54,335 --> 00:35:55,837 Merry christmas. 683 00:35:55,837 --> 00:35:57,338 Wait a minute. 684 00:35:57,338 --> 00:35:59,841 I gotta give you a present, here. 685 00:36:00,341 --> 00:36:01,843 C'mon, single file over here! 686 00:36:01,843 --> 00:36:03,344 C'mon, next one in line! 687 00:36:03,344 --> 00:36:05,847 It would kill him to say "ho, ho, ho"? 688 00:36:05,847 --> 00:36:07,348 You were just here. 689 00:36:07,348 --> 00:36:08,850 I was not. 690 00:36:08,850 --> 00:36:10,852 Yeah, you were , you were on my lap five minutes ago. 691 00:36:10,852 --> 00:36:11,853 No, i wasn't. 692 00:36:11,853 --> 00:36:13,354 Yes, you were. 693 00:36:13,354 --> 00:36:15,356 Now you're going on santa's list an d you're getting nothing! 694 00:36:15,356 --> 00:36:16,858 Fuck you, santa! 695 00:36:16,858 --> 00:36:18,860 Hey! Hey! 696 00:36:18,860 --> 00:36:20,361 Gregorio! 697 00:36:20,862 --> 00:36:22,363 How dare you talk that way to santa. 698 00:36:22,363 --> 00:36:24,365 He never talks that way at home. 699 00:36:24,365 --> 00:36:25,366 My friend, 700 00:36:25,366 --> 00:36:27,869 you don't talk that way to santa. 701 00:36:27,869 --> 00:36:29,871 Get back there, tell santa you're sorry. 702 00:36:30,371 --> 00:36:31,372 Go on. 703 00:36:33,875 --> 00:36:35,877 I'm sorry, santa. 704 00:36:35,877 --> 00:36:36,878 That's better. 705 00:36:40,381 --> 00:36:43,384 I don't care, you are punished. 706 00:36:43,384 --> 00:36:45,887 What the hell's wrong with you, bobby? 707 00:36:45,887 --> 00:36:47,889 You got kids of your own. 708 00:36:47,889 --> 00:36:49,390 I didn't wanna do this. 709 00:36:49,390 --> 00:36:50,892 Shyness is a curse. 710 00:36:50,892 --> 00:36:53,394 Why don't you lighten up a little bit? It's christmas. 711 00:36:55,396 --> 00:36:56,898 C'mere, honey. 712 00:36:56,898 --> 00:36:58,900 Don't be scared of santa. 713 00:36:58,900 --> 00:37:00,401 C'mon, there you go. 714 00:37:00,401 --> 00:37:03,404 Next year he goes to santa school. 715 00:37:03,404 --> 00:37:05,907 Fuckin' ho hum , if you ask me. 716 00:37:05,907 --> 00:37:07,909 I don't miss pussy's fake fuckin' good cheer, 717 00:37:08,409 --> 00:37:09,410 tell you the truth. 718 00:37:09,410 --> 00:37:11,412 Let him st ay with the fish. 719 00:37:13,414 --> 00:37:15,917 Why'd you go to that psychic last year? 720 00:37:15,917 --> 00:37:18,419 Since you don't dwell on this shit. 721 00:37:18,419 --> 00:37:19,921 That was different. 722 00:37:19,921 --> 00:37:21,422 Chrissy was shot. 723 00:37:21,422 --> 00:37:23,925 That was a paranormal event. 724 00:37:23,925 --> 00:37:26,427 What the fuck are you talking about? 725 00:37:26,427 --> 00:37:29,430 That psychic told you those guys were haunting you. 726 00:37:29,430 --> 00:37:30,932 The guys that you... 727 00:37:31,432 --> 00:37:32,433 pussy, 728 00:37:32,934 --> 00:37:34,936 i loved that cocksucker like a brother 729 00:37:34,936 --> 00:37:37,438 and he fucked me in the ass. 730 00:37:37,438 --> 00:37:40,441 That's the difference between puss and the others. 731 00:37:41,442 --> 00:37:43,444 Him you loved. 732 00:37:43,444 --> 00:37:45,446 The world don't run on love. 733 00:37:45,446 --> 00:37:47,949 He was a rat bastard. 734 00:37:47,949 --> 00:37:49,951 One thing you got to admit, 735 00:37:49,951 --> 00:37:51,953 he made a great santa claus. 736 00:37:51,953 --> 00:37:53,955 He did. 737 00:37:53,955 --> 00:37:56,457 In the end, fuck santa claus. 738 00:38:04,966 --> 00:38:06,467 Another sweater. 739 00:38:06,467 --> 00:38:08,469 That's from nana. 740 00:38:10,471 --> 00:38:11,973 You're gonna tell her how much you like it when she gets here. 741 00:38:11,973 --> 00:38:13,474 Who could that be so early? 742 00:38:13,474 --> 00:38:16,477 Let me see, maybe it'll fit me. 743 00:38:16,477 --> 00:38:18,479 It's not bad, better than last year. 744 00:38:18,980 --> 00:38:20,481 Jackie jr. , hi. 745 00:38:20,481 --> 00:38:21,983 Merry christmas. 746 00:38:21,983 --> 00:38:23,484 Merry christmas, aunt carm. 747 00:38:23,484 --> 00:38:25,486 It's okay if i come in? 748 00:38:25,987 --> 00:38:28,990 We're just opening our presents. 749 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,002 Merry christmas, ton'. 750 00:38:41,002 --> 00:38:42,003 Good morning. 751 00:38:42,003 --> 00:38:43,504 Merry christmas. 752 00:38:44,005 --> 00:38:45,006 Merry christmas. 753 00:38:45,006 --> 00:38:48,009 These are from mom for everybody. 754 00:38:50,511 --> 00:38:52,013 This is for you. 755 00:38:52,013 --> 00:38:54,015 Wow, thank you. 756 00:38:54,515 --> 00:38:55,516 Let me get your present. 757 00:38:55,516 --> 00:38:57,518 No, you can open yours first if you want. 758 00:38:57,518 --> 00:38:59,020 Okay. 759 00:39:08,529 --> 00:39:12,033 This is so beautiful, jackie, 760 00:39:12,533 --> 00:39:13,534 thank you. 761 00:39:14,035 --> 00:39:16,037 There's something on the back. 762 00:39:18,539 --> 00:39:20,541 "To m. S. From j. A. 763 00:39:20,541 --> 00:39:22,543 I will always be true." 764 00:39:23,544 --> 00:39:25,046 Oh, jackie. 765 00:39:36,557 --> 00:39:38,059 I'll be right back. 766 00:39:39,060 --> 00:39:40,561 C'mere, le t me see that. 767 00:39:49,070 --> 00:39:51,572 Can i talk to you? 768 00:39:57,578 --> 00:40:00,081 I flunked out of rutgers. 769 00:40:02,583 --> 00:40:05,586 I'm sorry, i know i fucked up. 770 00:40:05,586 --> 00:40:08,089 I got distracted this year by things. 771 00:40:10,091 --> 00:40:12,593 Ralph said i was probably wasting my time 772 00:40:13,094 --> 00:40:14,595 if i didn't have the aptitude. 773 00:40:14,595 --> 00:40:15,596 Ralph? 774 00:40:16,097 --> 00:40:18,599 You know, he didn't go to school, 775 00:40:18,599 --> 00:40:21,602 and look at the money he was making when he was my age. 776 00:40:21,602 --> 00:40:23,104 And the piece, 777 00:40:23,104 --> 00:40:25,106 my car got broken into a couple of times at the frat house, 778 00:40:25,106 --> 00:40:27,608 so ralph gave it to me. 779 00:40:29,110 --> 00:40:31,612 It was fuckin' stupid, i know it. 780 00:40:31,612 --> 00:40:33,614 But tony, i'm gonna be alright now. 781 00:40:33,614 --> 00:40:35,616 I'm gonna design men's suits. 782 00:40:35,616 --> 00:40:38,619 Meadow thinks i should go to the fashion institute. 783 00:40:38,619 --> 00:40:41,622 I really think i could be good if i applied myself. 784 00:40:41,622 --> 00:40:45,126 You bullshit me and you betray my daughter. 785 00:40:47,628 --> 00:40:49,130 I'm sorry. 786 00:40:50,131 --> 00:40:51,632 I'm sorry. 787 00:40:53,134 --> 00:40:54,635 Go back inside. 788 00:40:57,138 --> 00:40:59,140 I'm gonna be frank on this. 789 00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:02,143 I haven't decide d what to do with you. 790 00:41:12,153 --> 00:41:13,654 Comin' through! 791 00:41:15,656 --> 00:41:17,658 You can't stay? 792 00:41:17,658 --> 00:41:20,161 I still have to give you your present. 793 00:41:20,161 --> 00:41:22,663 I'm driving mo m up to the home to see grandma. 794 00:41:27,668 --> 00:41:30,171 Thank you for my beautiful necklace. 795 00:41:41,182 --> 00:41:43,184 Merry christmas. 796 00:41:47,188 --> 00:41:48,689 Merry christmas. 797 00:41:50,691 --> 00:41:52,693 Go be with your family and open your presents. 798 00:41:52,693 --> 00:41:54,195 Love you. 799 00:42:05,206 --> 00:42:06,707 Oh, my god. 800 00:42:06,707 --> 00:42:08,709 Lemme see, mom. 801 00:42:08,709 --> 00:42:10,211 Look at this. 802 00:42:10,211 --> 00:42:11,212 Wow. 803 00:42:11,212 --> 00:42:12,213 Wow. 804 00:42:12,213 --> 00:42:13,714 Mmm. 805 00:42:13,714 --> 00:42:15,716 Well, uh, 806 00:42:15,716 --> 00:42:20,221 this is gonna seem really stupid after that, but, 807 00:42:20,221 --> 00:42:22,223 it's your turn, dad. 808 00:42:22,223 --> 00:42:24,225 This is for you. 809 00:42:27,228 --> 00:42:29,730 I didn't think you were gonna get me anything. 810 00:42:29,730 --> 00:42:31,732 After... 811 00:42:31,732 --> 00:42:33,234 it's christmas. 812 00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:39,740 Thank you. 813 00:42:40,241 --> 00:42:41,742 Come on, open it. 814 00:42:41,742 --> 00:42:43,744 What is it? 815 00:42:49,250 --> 00:42:51,252 "Big mouth billy bass", what is that? 816 00:42:51,752 --> 00:42:52,753 Oh, those are good. 817 00:42:53,254 --> 00:42:55,256 Wait till you see what it does. 818 00:42:55,256 --> 00:42:56,757 What does it do? 819 00:42:57,258 --> 00:42:58,759 You'll see. 820 00:42:58,759 --> 00:43:00,761 I know i give you a lot of stuff, dad, 821 00:43:01,262 --> 00:43:04,765 i don't kn ow what you do with it, but, 822 00:43:04,765 --> 00:43:08,269 i want to see this on your desk, promise? 823 00:43:08,269 --> 00:43:09,270 Yeah. 824 00:43:16,277 --> 00:43:19,280 That is hilarious. 825 00:43:22,783 --> 00:43:24,285 Wait, mom. 826 00:43:31,292 --> 00:43:32,793 What a riot. 827 00:43:35,296 --> 00:43:37,298 It's cute. 828 00:43:37,298 --> 00:43:38,799 Thanks, honey. 829 00:45:21,468 --> 00:45:24,822 Captions copyright 2001 home box office 830 00:45:24,822 --> 00:45:28,525 a division of time warner entertainment company, L. 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