1 00:00:07,440 --> 00:00:09,442 A division of time warner entertainment company, L. P. 2 00:01:50,043 --> 00:01:52,045 Okay, listen up. 3 00:01:52,045 --> 00:01:55,548 This is the nasd series seven stockbroker's exam. 4 00:01:56,049 --> 00:01:58,551 It will test your basic knowledge 5 00:01:58,551 --> 00:02:01,054 of stocks, bonds, and other securities. 6 00:02:01,554 --> 00:02:03,556 If your last name starts with a through l, 7 00:02:03,556 --> 00:02:05,058 you should be next door. 8 00:02:05,558 --> 00:02:08,061 The exam is in two parts, 9 00:02:08,061 --> 00:02:11,064 each part is three hours long. 10 00:02:11,064 --> 00:02:13,066 There will be a one hour break. 11 00:02:13,066 --> 00:02:15,068 As i call your name, please answer,"here". 12 00:02:15,568 --> 00:02:16,569 Martin, samantha. 13 00:02:17,070 --> 00:02:17,570 Here. 14 00:02:17,570 --> 00:02:19,072 Mcclure, peter. 15 00:02:19,072 --> 00:02:20,073 Here. 16 00:02:20,073 --> 00:02:21,074 Moltisanti, christopher. 17 00:02:21,074 --> 00:02:23,076 Here. 18 00:07:02,355 --> 00:07:04,357 Tony... 19 00:07:04,857 --> 00:07:05,858 ton'! 20 00:07:06,359 --> 00:07:08,861 Jesus christ! 21 00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:11,864 Talk to you? 22 00:07:11,864 --> 00:07:12,865 Where the fuck you been? 23 00:07:13,366 --> 00:07:18,871 We're gonna talk here. 24 00:07:18,871 --> 00:07:19,872 Come into the house. 25 00:07:19,872 --> 00:07:21,374 I got your word if i walk in there, 26 00:07:21,874 --> 00:07:23,876 i'm walking back out. 27 00:07:23,876 --> 00:07:25,878 I don't see you for all this time, 28 00:07:25,878 --> 00:07:28,381 no word, nothing. 29 00:07:28,381 --> 00:07:30,883 And this is the way you come back to me? 30 00:07:30,883 --> 00:07:32,885 Do i got your word? 31 00:07:47,900 --> 00:07:49,902 Coffee? 32 00:07:49,902 --> 00:07:54,407 No. 33 00:07:54,407 --> 00:07:56,409 You look good. 34 00:07:56,409 --> 00:07:58,411 Tan. 35 00:07:58,411 --> 00:07:59,912 Yeah, right. 36 00:08:00,413 --> 00:08:01,914 The tan ghost. 37 00:08:01,914 --> 00:08:04,917 You're a good guy, tony, but you abuse that joke shit. 38 00:08:05,418 --> 00:08:06,919 What do you go t to say to me? 39 00:08:06,919 --> 00:08:08,921 I'm back, tony, i'm tan. 40 00:08:08,921 --> 00:08:11,924 I'm in a fucking tan nightmare 41 00:08:11,924 --> 00:08:13,926 what do you think, i'm stupid? 42 00:08:13,926 --> 00:08:15,428 I don't know it, 43 00:08:15,428 --> 00:08:16,929 when every fuckin' one of my friends 44 00:08:17,430 --> 00:08:18,931 turns their hearts to stone against me, fuck! 45 00:08:19,432 --> 00:08:20,933 Easy, okay. 46 00:08:21,434 --> 00:08:23,936 I don't think you're stupid. 47 00:08:23,936 --> 00:08:25,938 There was a fuckin' rat. 48 00:08:25,938 --> 00:08:27,940 So, you finger me? 49 00:08:27,940 --> 00:08:30,443 You think i didn't realize what was going on 50 00:08:30,443 --> 00:08:32,945 when you come to my house, three o'clock in the afternoon, 51 00:08:32,945 --> 00:08:35,448 telling me you're my friend. 52 00:08:35,448 --> 00:08:37,450 That's when i knew i was in trouble, anthony. 53 00:08:37,950 --> 00:08:38,951 When outta the blue, you come, 54 00:08:38,951 --> 00:08:39,952 and for no reason, 55 00:08:40,453 --> 00:08:41,454 you start telling me you're my friend. 56 00:08:41,454 --> 00:08:42,955 Oh, is that right? 57 00:08:42,955 --> 00:08:44,957 Anthony jr. , get up! 58 00:08:51,464 --> 00:08:53,466 You owe me the fuckin' explanation, 59 00:08:53,466 --> 00:08:54,967 and you know what i'm talking about. 60 00:08:54,967 --> 00:08:57,470 Well, remind me, tony, never to get sick again, huh? 61 00:08:57,470 --> 00:09:00,473 Remind me, please, never to have a serious illness, 62 00:09:00,473 --> 00:09:02,475 because, with you, and silvio, and paulie, 63 00:09:02,975 --> 00:09:03,976 and all you pricks, 64 00:09:03,976 --> 00:09:05,978 weakness could spread as fuckin' treason! 65 00:09:05,978 --> 00:09:07,480 You know what? Fuck you! 66 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:08,981 I don't wanna hear about your fucking back anymore! 67 00:09:09,482 --> 00:09:10,483 Who's your fucking boss, huh? 68 00:09:10,983 --> 00:09:12,485 Who's your fucking boss? 69 00:09:12,485 --> 00:09:13,986 Who gets the explanation? 70 00:09:13,986 --> 00:09:15,488 What, am i supposed to trust you? 71 00:09:15,488 --> 00:09:19,992 You- fuckin'- off- the reservation- cocksucker! 72 00:09:19,992 --> 00:09:22,995 It was a broad, tony, it was complicated. 73 00:09:22,995 --> 00:09:24,997 My back was for shit, you knew that. 74 00:09:24,997 --> 00:09:27,500 I don't wanna fuckin' hear anymore about your back! 75 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:29,001 That's how we met. 76 00:09:29,001 --> 00:09:33,506 That's why i was popping percosets like freaking jujubes! 77 00:09:33,506 --> 00:09:38,511 Anyway, my doctor, he prescribes this clinic for me, 78 00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:40,012 in puerto rico. 79 00:09:40,012 --> 00:09:42,014 I didn't exactly object, tony, 80 00:09:42,014 --> 00:09:44,517 given the fuckin' vibes around here. 81 00:09:44,517 --> 00:09:46,018 Go ahead, check. 82 00:09:46,018 --> 00:09:48,020 You don't tell your wife you're in the hospital? 83 00:09:48,020 --> 00:09:49,522 That twat brought on most of this. 84 00:09:49,522 --> 00:09:50,523 How? 85 00:09:51,023 --> 00:09:52,525 Listen, down there, i met this girl. 86 00:09:52,525 --> 00:09:56,028 26, an acupuncturist. 87 00:09:56,028 --> 00:09:58,531 It was the only thing that fuckin' really helped 88 00:09:58,531 --> 00:10:00,032 with my sciatic nerve. 89 00:10:00,032 --> 00:10:01,534 Anyway, one thing lead to another. 90 00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:03,536 You can't send one feeler to me? 91 00:10:03,536 --> 00:10:06,038 I'm gonna trust you, paulie? 92 00:10:06,038 --> 00:10:08,040 Take the word of a degenerate cop over me? 93 00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:14,046 Tony, who are you talking to down there? 94 00:10:14,046 --> 00:10:17,550 Jesus! 95 00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:19,552 So, why'd you come back, huh? 96 00:10:19,552 --> 00:10:22,054 What changed? 97 00:10:22,054 --> 00:10:25,558 Nothing changed, that's the problem. 98 00:10:25,558 --> 00:10:28,060 I still got two kids in college, tony. 99 00:10:28,060 --> 00:10:31,063 One just got married, needs my help. 100 00:10:31,063 --> 00:10:33,065 I gotta start earnin' again. 101 00:10:33,065 --> 00:10:34,567 I gotta get my action back. 102 00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:35,568 Oh, just like that? 103 00:10:36,068 --> 00:10:39,572 I came to you, tony, i'm in your hands. 104 00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:43,075 Bring up two cases of bottled water with you! 105 00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:51,584 Come here. 106 00:10:52,084 --> 00:10:53,586 Come here, you fat fuck. 107 00:11:01,594 --> 00:11:03,596 Hey, my back, hey. 108 00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:08,601 I still gotta get these freaking shots. 109 00:11:09,101 --> 00:11:11,103 You fuckin' beached whale. 110 00:11:11,103 --> 00:11:16,609 Hey, you wanna pat this down, too? 111 00:11:17,109 --> 00:11:19,612 Come here. 112 00:11:19,612 --> 00:11:22,114 Come on. 113 00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:31,624 Don't you ever pull shit like this again. 114 00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:39,632 So your uncle's under indictment? 115 00:11:40,132 --> 00:11:42,134 12 rico predicates. 116 00:11:42,134 --> 00:11:44,136 Who stepped up to run his crew? 117 00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:46,639 His piss boy, philly parisi. 118 00:11:47,139 --> 00:11:49,141 Oh, yeah, philly. 119 00:11:49,141 --> 00:11:53,145 Philly, don't forget the pastries! 120 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:11,163 That's my favorite bag, don't lose it. 121 00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:40,192 Yo, philly. 122 00:12:50,202 --> 00:12:51,203 Were you waiting long? 123 00:12:51,203 --> 00:12:52,705 Not bad. 124 00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:54,206 We were late landing, anyhow. 125 00:12:54,206 --> 00:12:55,708 Hey, thanks for doing this, philly. 126 00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:58,210 Coming off the lam , every nickel counts. 127 00:12:58,210 --> 00:13:01,714 These fuckin' cabs. 128 00:13:02,214 --> 00:13:04,216 So how's boston? 129 00:13:04,216 --> 00:13:06,218 Well, it was good to be back for a while, 130 00:13:06,218 --> 00:13:07,219 then, you know. 131 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,221 Do i? 132 00:13:09,221 --> 00:13:12,224 That place is scranton, with clams. 133 00:13:12,224 --> 00:13:15,728 So, what's been going on? 134 00:13:15,728 --> 00:13:18,230 Same tale of woe. 135 00:13:18,230 --> 00:13:22,234 What the hell do i hear about tony soprano and his mother? 136 00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:26,739 Some kind of accident? 137 00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:28,741 He had her in a nursing home, you know? 138 00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:29,742 Get the fuck out of here. 139 00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:31,243 And this, upse t junior, no end. 140 00:13:31,243 --> 00:13:32,745 And when junio r come after him, 141 00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:34,246 tony went to the home, 142 00:13:34,246 --> 00:13:36,749 and tried to suffocate his own mother. 143 00:13:37,249 --> 00:13:38,751 Maybe you shouldn't spread that rumor. 144 00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:40,252 That's some ugly shit. 145 00:13:40,252 --> 00:13:41,754 I'm only telling you. 146 00:13:41,754 --> 00:13:45,257 Listen, you'd be fuckin' amazed. 147 00:13:45,257 --> 00:13:46,759 There's more? 148 00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:48,260 Ehh... 149 00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:52,264 no, what? 150 00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:54,767 He was seeing a psychiatrist. 151 00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:56,268 Tony? 152 00:13:56,268 --> 00:13:58,771 Fuckin' broad from montclair. 153 00:13:58,771 --> 00:14:07,279 Anyway, this, is who leads us now. 154 00:14:07,279 --> 00:14:08,781 There you go, kid. 155 00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:11,283 There you go, you big mouth fuck! 156 00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:42,314 It's done. 157 00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:53,325 Maybe she's seeing someone. 158 00:14:53,325 --> 00:14:57,329 You know, the way i see you. 159 00:14:57,329 --> 00:15:04,837 If she were, she'd never tell me. 160 00:15:05,337 --> 00:15:11,844 I'm afraid we'll have to stop now. 161 00:15:12,344 --> 00:15:14,847 When's your office going to be finished? 162 00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:17,349 Oh, my new carpet's not in yet. 163 00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:20,352 I'm sorry, i know this is awkward. 164 00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:23,856 My old therapist used to work out of his home. 165 00:15:23,856 --> 00:15:27,359 That's not convenient for me. 166 00:15:39,371 --> 00:15:40,372 Yes? 167 00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:42,374 It's all over, it' s safe to go home now. 168 00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:44,376 How did you get this phone number? 169 00:15:44,376 --> 00:15:46,378 Where are you calling me from? 170 00:15:46,378 --> 00:15:49,381 Are you watching me? 171 00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:56,889 You know, from what you told me, 172 00:15:57,389 --> 00:15:59,391 webistics would be perfect for your portfolio. 173 00:15:59,391 --> 00:16:01,894 I understand you're on a fixed income, 174 00:16:02,394 --> 00:16:03,395 but, with webistics, 175 00:16:03,395 --> 00:16:04,897 you could triple your money in a year. 176 00:16:05,397 --> 00:16:09,401 Uh- huh, yeah, 10, 12 months. 177 00:16:15,908 --> 00:16:17,910 What time is it? 178 00:16:18,410 --> 00:16:22,414 So,"e. F.", i'm listening. 179 00:16:22,414 --> 00:16:24,917 It's fuckin' tedious, this shit. 180 00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:26,919 Well, you are the boss. 181 00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:29,421 And if it's your executive decision 182 00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:30,923 to go down the shore, 183 00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:32,925 fuck it. 184 00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:34,927 Yeah. 185 00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:43,936 Yo, matthew. 186 00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:46,438 I gotta take a meeting... 187 00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:48,440 keep things in control here. 188 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:53,946 Word up, later chief. 189 00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:54,947 I really shouldn't be telling you this. 190 00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:55,948 The company's webistics. 191 00:16:56,448 --> 00:16:57,950 It's the next yahoo right now. 192 00:16:57,950 --> 00:16:58,951 We're really only selling it 193 00:16:59,451 --> 00:17:00,953 to prefrred clients. 194 00:17:00,953 --> 00:17:03,455 Yeah, american forestry, 19 and 1/2, up 3/8s, 195 00:17:03,455 --> 00:17:04,957 a very sound company. 196 00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:07,459 Uh- huh. 197 00:17:16,468 --> 00:17:19,471 Well, it depends o n whether you wanna go 198 00:17:19,471 --> 00:17:20,973 for growth or value. 199 00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:22,474 We got hundred s of mutual funds 200 00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:24,476 you can choose from. 201 00:17:24,476 --> 00:17:25,978 Ahh! 202 00:17:26,478 --> 00:17:29,481 You're supposed to push webistics! 203 00:17:29,481 --> 00:17:31,483 I was giving them alternatives. 204 00:17:31,483 --> 00:17:33,986 Webistics is our pick of the week. 205 00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:37,990 Why, it's got a three million float, 206 00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:41,493 and their technology's two years behind. 207 00:17:41,493 --> 00:17:42,494 Your stock's a dog. 208 00:17:42,494 --> 00:17:43,996 Ahh! 209 00:17:52,504 --> 00:17:54,506 Hey, stop that! 210 00:17:54,506 --> 00:17:57,509 Hey, i'm still the manager here, this is unacceptable. 211 00:17:57,509 --> 00:17:59,011 Where's moltisanti? 212 00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:01,013 I'm gonna make a call if you don't think i know 213 00:18:01,013 --> 00:18:02,014 who really runs this operation. 214 00:18:02,014 --> 00:18:07,519 Get back in your fuckin' office. 215 00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:11,023 Anybody else got a problem with webistics? 216 00:18:21,533 --> 00:18:22,534 Tony... 217 00:18:22,534 --> 00:18:24,036 hey, counselor, how are you? 218 00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:26,038 How are you? 219 00:18:26,538 --> 00:18:27,039 Good. 220 00:18:27,539 --> 00:18:28,540 You look good, huh? 221 00:18:28,540 --> 00:18:33,045 Have a seat. 222 00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:34,546 You want a drink? 223 00:18:34,546 --> 00:18:35,547 No. 224 00:18:35,547 --> 00:18:36,548 Before we commence, 225 00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:38,550 a thousand thank yous for webistics. 226 00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:41,053 I sold off some of my disney to buy it. 227 00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:42,554 My pleasure. 228 00:18:42,554 --> 00:18:45,557 So, where do we stand this month? 229 00:18:45,557 --> 00:18:48,560 Your uncle's petitioning to get out of jail 230 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:50,062 on a medical pending trial. 231 00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:52,064 Let him. 232 00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:54,566 Neil thinks they're liable to let him out. 233 00:18:54,566 --> 00:18:57,569 Maybe as a temptation for you to act, again. 234 00:18:57,569 --> 00:18:59,071 Since you are at the helm, 235 00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:01,073 it all gets back to putting up bigger blinds. 236 00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:05,077 Really limiting your exposure to potential rico boo- boos. 237 00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:06,578 The only way to run a family these days 238 00:19:06,578 --> 00:19:08,080 is bunker style. 239 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,581 You peer out through the slit. 240 00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:12,584 Excuse me. 241 00:19:12,584 --> 00:19:13,585 Yeah. 242 00:19:13,585 --> 00:19:15,087 You're not gonna believe this. 243 00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:16,088 Your sister's here. 244 00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:17,589 Barbara? 245 00:19:17,589 --> 00:19:19,091 Nope, janice. 246 00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:20,092 You're shitting me. 247 00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:21,093 Nope. 248 00:19:21,593 --> 00:19:23,095 I wonder what the scam is this time. 249 00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:24,596 Whatever it is, i'm gonna be five grand lighter 250 00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:30,102 before she raindances back to the commune. 251 00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:32,604 Alright, tell her she can stay with us if she wants. 252 00:19:32,604 --> 00:19:33,605 Are you sure? 253 00:19:33,605 --> 00:19:36,108 Yeah. 254 00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:37,609 We'll get barbara and tom and the kids, 255 00:19:37,609 --> 00:19:40,112 and we'll make a family reunion out of it. 256 00:19:40,612 --> 00:19:42,114 But obviously... 257 00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:44,116 your mother isn't welcome. 258 00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:46,618 Give janice my love. 259 00:19:46,618 --> 00:19:53,125 See you later. 260 00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:55,127 My sister's here from seattle. 261 00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:56,128 Nice. 262 00:20:01,633 --> 00:20:03,135 Where is he? 263 00:20:03,635 --> 00:20:05,137 Let me pinch those bulldog cheeks. 264 00:20:05,637 --> 00:20:08,140 Come over here. 265 00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:09,141 Puerto rico? 266 00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:10,142 Yeah. 267 00:20:10,642 --> 00:20:11,643 That water down there... 268 00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:13,645 you think you woulda shit some of this weight off! 269 00:20:13,645 --> 00:20:15,647 Did you tell him we were about to 270 00:20:15,647 --> 00:20:18,150 start crabbin' the hackensack river looking for him? 271 00:20:18,650 --> 00:20:19,651 What the fuck's the matter with you? 272 00:20:19,651 --> 00:20:20,652 Tony explained it. 273 00:20:20,652 --> 00:20:22,654 Listen to this. 274 00:20:22,654 --> 00:20:24,656 You heard abou t jimmy altieri? 275 00:20:24,656 --> 00:20:26,658 Yeah, flipped, fuckin' asshole. 276 00:20:26,658 --> 00:20:28,660 He had two assholes when they buried him. 277 00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:30,662 So, all my money that was on the street, 278 00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:35,167 all those payments, i guess, just evaporated. 279 00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:36,168 We made your pick- ups, 280 00:20:36,668 --> 00:20:37,669 they're ready and waiting for you. 281 00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:39,171 Thanks, paulie. 282 00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:42,174 I mean that, no shit. 283 00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:44,676 All those pricks paid up to the letter? 284 00:20:44,676 --> 00:20:46,678 A few things got lost in the confusion. 285 00:20:46,678 --> 00:20:49,181 I'm sure you could picture. 286 00:20:49,181 --> 00:20:51,683 We did the best we could with the information we had. 287 00:20:51,683 --> 00:20:57,189 The boss of the family deserves the credit right here. 288 00:21:00,692 --> 00:21:01,193 Salut. 289 00:21:01,693 --> 00:21:04,196 Salut. Salut. Salut. 290 00:21:04,196 --> 00:21:05,697 Hey, sil? 291 00:21:05,697 --> 00:21:06,198 What? 292 00:21:06,698 --> 00:21:07,699 "What." 293 00:21:07,699 --> 00:21:12,204 I've been gone a long time, let me hear it. 294 00:21:12,704 --> 00:21:14,206 "Just when they thought i was out, 295 00:21:14,706 --> 00:21:17,709 "they pull me back in. 296 00:21:17,709 --> 00:21:21,713 "Alright, just this one time. 297 00:21:21,713 --> 00:21:24,216 I'll let you ask m e about my affairs." 298 00:21:24,216 --> 00:21:31,723 "Is it true, michael?" 299 00:21:31,723 --> 00:21:33,725 "No." 300 00:21:33,725 --> 00:21:38,730 "You fuck!" 301 00:21:38,730 --> 00:21:40,732 "Our true enemy, 302 00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:43,735 has yet to reveal himself." 303 00:21:43,735 --> 00:21:46,238 He's on a roll! 304 00:21:46,738 --> 00:21:51,743 I gotta get the fuck out of here. 305 00:21:52,244 --> 00:21:54,746 Oh, tony, i hate to ruin the party. 306 00:21:54,746 --> 00:21:58,250 I got a call from loiaco down at brokerage. 307 00:21:58,250 --> 00:22:00,752 Fuckin' chip and dale sent one the brokers 308 00:22:00,752 --> 00:22:02,754 to the emergency room. 309 00:22:02,754 --> 00:22:05,757 Oh, fuck me, these kids! 310 00:22:05,757 --> 00:22:08,760 My fuckin' nephew, right? 311 00:22:09,261 --> 00:22:11,763 You call him, and you tell him 312 00:22:11,763 --> 00:22:13,765 i wanna see him right away. 313 00:22:24,776 --> 00:22:26,278 It all checks out. 314 00:22:26,278 --> 00:22:28,780 Puerto rico, the clinic. 315 00:22:28,780 --> 00:22:30,782 All that shit from what i can tell. 316 00:22:43,795 --> 00:22:45,797 How was the guest bed, did you sleep alright? 317 00:22:45,797 --> 00:22:46,798 Great. 318 00:22:46,798 --> 00:22:48,800 Except, usually i bring my own pillow, 319 00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:50,302 ergonomic, 320 00:22:50,302 --> 00:22:52,804 it got ripped off at the bus stop in rapid city. 321 00:22:52,804 --> 00:22:55,807 Linoleum's not good enough for you to sleep on no more? 322 00:22:55,807 --> 00:22:59,311 Look who decides to join us, my little brother. 323 00:22:59,311 --> 00:23:00,812 How you doing, jan? 324 00:23:00,812 --> 00:23:02,814 Parvati. 325 00:23:02,814 --> 00:23:04,816 I'm her brother, i get a pass. 326 00:23:04,816 --> 00:23:07,319 You look good, you look... 327 00:23:07,319 --> 00:23:08,820 like a teenager. 328 00:23:08,820 --> 00:23:10,822 My therapist says i'm regressing. 329 00:23:11,323 --> 00:23:13,325 Oh, your therapist, who pays for that? 330 00:23:13,325 --> 00:23:14,826 The state of washington. 331 00:23:14,826 --> 00:23:16,328 Total disability. 332 00:23:16,328 --> 00:23:17,829 Oh, yeah, the epstein- barr. 333 00:23:18,330 --> 00:23:20,332 Was. Chronic carpel tunnel from my last job, 334 00:23:20,332 --> 00:23:25,837 the steam milk machine. No worse pain. 335 00:23:25,837 --> 00:23:27,339 Hey, i stayed up waiting for you, 336 00:23:27,339 --> 00:23:28,840 when'd you get in? 337 00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:32,344 Late, morning. 338 00:23:32,344 --> 00:23:35,347 What the fuck is that smell? 339 00:23:35,347 --> 00:23:37,349 Miso soup, it's seaweed. 340 00:23:37,349 --> 00:23:39,351 She's been telling us all about seattle. 341 00:23:39,351 --> 00:23:40,852 If i see those grunge pants on you, 342 00:23:40,852 --> 00:23:42,354 you'll be on the ground looking up. 343 00:23:42,354 --> 00:23:43,855 Dad, how do you stay so hip? 344 00:23:43,855 --> 00:23:45,357 I'll be back in a sec. 345 00:23:45,357 --> 00:23:46,858 And don't let your father near my soup. 346 00:23:46,858 --> 00:23:48,360 He makes fun, but before noon, 347 00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:54,866 he'll eat anything that's not locked away. 348 00:23:54,866 --> 00:23:56,368 You don't see your sister for years, 349 00:23:56,368 --> 00:23:58,370 right away you start in on her diet? 350 00:23:58,370 --> 00:24:01,373 Hey, believe me, she gives as good as she gets. 351 00:24:06,878 --> 00:24:11,383 Give me a hit off that. 352 00:24:11,383 --> 00:24:17,389 Oh, who's in charge here? 353 00:24:17,389 --> 00:24:19,391 You look sensational, janice, really. 354 00:24:19,391 --> 00:24:21,393 Not a line. 355 00:24:21,893 --> 00:24:23,395 Two beautiful kids , you must be proud. 356 00:24:23,395 --> 00:24:25,397 Yeah, yeah, how'bout that, huh? 357 00:24:25,397 --> 00:24:31,903 Even with our genes. 358 00:24:31,903 --> 00:24:34,406 So, you still with that, uh, adolph? 359 00:24:34,406 --> 00:24:35,907 Rolf. 360 00:24:35,907 --> 00:24:37,909 No. 361 00:24:37,909 --> 00:24:42,914 Rolf went back to andorra. 362 00:24:42,914 --> 00:24:44,916 You seem good, mood- wise. 363 00:24:44,916 --> 00:24:46,918 Yeah, things are very good nowadays. 364 00:24:46,918 --> 00:24:49,921 So, how are things really, with ma? 365 00:24:49,921 --> 00:24:55,927 She's dead to me. 366 00:24:56,428 --> 00:24:57,929 I don't wanna get in your way here, tony. 367 00:24:58,430 --> 00:24:59,931 You're the one who stayed, you took the brunt. 368 00:24:59,931 --> 00:25:01,933 Barbara and i, we're never gonna forget that. 369 00:25:01,933 --> 00:25:06,438 Well, you forgot it okay for about 20 years. 370 00:25:06,438 --> 00:25:08,440 At least barb pitched in. 371 00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:10,442 I know i made my share of mistakes. 372 00:25:10,442 --> 00:25:13,445 But, ma can't stay in the hospital forever. 373 00:25:13,445 --> 00:25:15,447 Let me tell you something about this stroke of hers, 374 00:25:15,447 --> 00:25:16,948 and i got this from a doctor. 375 00:25:16,948 --> 00:25:18,450 It's called a conversion reaction. 376 00:25:18,450 --> 00:25:20,952 It's a big fuckin' opera brought on by repressed rage. 377 00:25:20,952 --> 00:25:22,954 It's bullshit. 378 00:25:22,954 --> 00:25:24,456 There was no infarc- whatever- the- fuck. 379 00:25:24,956 --> 00:25:26,458 But they also said the symptoms are 380 00:25:26,958 --> 00:25:28,960 the same as a stroke, so the results is the same, 381 00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:30,462 she cannot take care of herself. 382 00:25:30,462 --> 00:25:32,464 She's on the lam in that fuckin' hospital, 383 00:25:32,464 --> 00:25:33,965 from me. 384 00:25:33,965 --> 00:25:35,967 Well, who did what to who, it's not my business. 385 00:25:36,468 --> 00:25:38,970 All i know is mom is bewildered by all of this. 386 00:25:38,970 --> 00:25:40,972 I mention you, her eyes fill up with tears. 387 00:25:40,972 --> 00:25:42,474 Oh, boy. 388 00:25:42,974 --> 00:25:45,977 I'm not asking you to step in, tony. 389 00:25:45,977 --> 00:25:49,481 It's my turn now, that's why i came. 390 00:25:49,981 --> 00:25:53,485 She's a streg', she's the devil. 391 00:25:53,485 --> 00:25:54,986 She was. 392 00:25:54,986 --> 00:25:59,991 Now, she's just a confused, frightened, old woman. 393 00:25:59,991 --> 00:26:03,495 So, look, all i need is a couple hundred bucks. 394 00:26:03,495 --> 00:26:04,496 To fix her car 395 00:26:04,996 --> 00:26:06,998 so i can get back and forth to the hospital. 396 00:26:06,998 --> 00:26:08,500 Then i'll take her home to seattle. 397 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,502 Maybe, stay at her house here temporarily. 398 00:26:10,502 --> 00:26:12,504 Oh, i doubt that. 399 00:26:12,504 --> 00:26:15,006 I just put her house on the market. 400 00:26:15,006 --> 00:26:17,509 Oh. 401 00:26:17,509 --> 00:26:23,014 Look... 402 00:26:23,014 --> 00:26:25,517 ...i'm glad you're here, okay? 403 00:26:26,017 --> 00:26:28,019 You wanna play florence nightingale, 404 00:26:28,019 --> 00:26:32,023 that's your choice. 405 00:26:32,023 --> 00:26:33,525 Only this is the last time 406 00:26:33,525 --> 00:26:35,527 we mention her in this house. 407 00:26:35,527 --> 00:26:37,529 Okay. 408 00:26:53,044 --> 00:26:58,049 Hey, t! 409 00:26:58,550 --> 00:27:00,051 Seven and seven over here. 410 00:27:00,051 --> 00:27:02,053 Whoa, whoa, what's the matter now? 411 00:27:02,554 --> 00:27:03,555 What's the matter? 412 00:27:03,555 --> 00:27:05,557 I got a call from loiaco down at the brokerage. 413 00:27:05,557 --> 00:27:07,559 Your two friends beat the shit out of a broker. 414 00:27:07,559 --> 00:27:08,560 Two others quit. 415 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:10,061 The guy was pushing some other stock. 416 00:27:10,061 --> 00:27:13,064 It attracts negative attention. 417 00:27:13,064 --> 00:27:15,066 Then the two fucks rip off a porsche carrera 418 00:27:15,066 --> 00:27:17,068 from our own building. 419 00:27:17,068 --> 00:27:18,069 I'll call them. 420 00:27:18,069 --> 00:27:20,071 No, you'll go down there, now. 421 00:27:20,071 --> 00:27:22,073 What did you get your license for, christopher, 422 00:27:22,073 --> 00:27:26,077 your resume, huh? 423 00:27:26,077 --> 00:27:27,579 I've been telling you, 424 00:27:27,579 --> 00:27:30,081 spend more time down at the brokerage. 425 00:27:30,081 --> 00:27:32,083 You're the fuckin' sce compliance officer 426 00:27:32,083 --> 00:27:34,085 for christ's sake. 427 00:27:34,085 --> 00:27:36,588 You gotta exercise impulse control. 428 00:27:37,088 --> 00:27:39,591 Okay, tony. 429 00:27:39,591 --> 00:27:41,092 I'm sorry. 430 00:27:41,593 --> 00:27:43,595 Okay, alright. 431 00:27:50,602 --> 00:27:53,104 I can't show it in this condition. 432 00:27:53,104 --> 00:27:54,105 What the hell is this? 433 00:27:54,606 --> 00:27:56,107 There's a high school up the street. 434 00:27:56,107 --> 00:27:58,109 A sink was left on upstairs. 435 00:27:58,109 --> 00:28:00,612 You don't even wanna see the toilets. 436 00:28:01,613 --> 00:28:04,616 Excuse me. 437 00:28:04,616 --> 00:28:07,619 Wait until i catch the kids who did this. 438 00:28:08,119 --> 00:28:09,621 Break a few windows, 439 00:28:09,621 --> 00:28:10,622 they think they're johnny bad- ass 440 00:28:11,122 --> 00:28:12,624 the fuckin' jackals. 441 00:28:12,624 --> 00:28:14,125 Will you stop, please? 442 00:28:14,125 --> 00:28:16,127 Your sister barbara and the kids are coming down. 443 00:28:16,127 --> 00:28:18,129 You better not be in this mood. 444 00:28:18,630 --> 00:28:20,632 And i need you to pick up sausage. 445 00:28:20,632 --> 00:28:22,133 Yeah, yeah, how many pounds? 446 00:28:22,133 --> 00:28:23,134 Hot or sweet? 447 00:28:23,635 --> 00:28:25,637 Don't you act like it's a chore. 448 00:28:25,637 --> 00:28:27,639 This party was your idea. 449 00:28:27,639 --> 00:28:29,641 You said you were happy janice was home. 450 00:28:30,141 --> 00:28:32,644 And my parents are coming. 451 00:28:33,144 --> 00:28:35,146 Oh, really? 452 00:28:35,146 --> 00:28:37,649 What, now that the dragon lady's gone, 453 00:28:37,649 --> 00:28:39,651 they'll step foot in our house? 454 00:28:40,151 --> 00:28:41,653 She said some horrible things 455 00:28:41,653 --> 00:28:45,657 to them over the years. 456 00:28:46,157 --> 00:28:49,160 I'm not defending her, she's dead to me. 457 00:28:49,661 --> 00:28:50,662 I'm telling you, 458 00:28:50,662 --> 00:28:51,663 you mope your way through this, 459 00:28:51,663 --> 00:28:53,164 i will cut your throat. 460 00:28:53,164 --> 00:28:54,165 What are you talking about, mope? 461 00:28:54,165 --> 00:28:55,166 I've been in a great mood lately. 462 00:28:55,166 --> 00:28:56,668 Right. 463 00:28:56,668 --> 00:28:58,670 I think you need t o start therapy again. 464 00:28:58,670 --> 00:29:01,673 You're self medicating , we haven't had sex in-- 465 00:29:01,673 --> 00:29:03,174 forget it, no therapy. 466 00:29:03,174 --> 00:29:05,677 You really should take a look 467 00:29:05,677 --> 00:29:08,179 at what they did to your mother's bedroom. 468 00:29:14,185 --> 00:29:15,687 They're rookies, they're young guys, 469 00:29:15,687 --> 00:29:17,689 they're not used to this kinda of stress, 470 00:29:17,689 --> 00:29:18,690 so, they get impulsive... 471 00:29:18,690 --> 00:29:20,191 he better not say one fuckin' word. 472 00:29:20,191 --> 00:29:22,694 ...you got my word on that. 473 00:29:22,694 --> 00:29:26,698 I appreciate it, chris, thank you. 474 00:29:26,698 --> 00:29:30,201 Come on in. 475 00:29:30,702 --> 00:29:32,704 Hey, chris, brough t you a little capp'. 476 00:29:32,704 --> 00:29:34,205 Thanks. 477 00:29:34,706 --> 00:29:36,207 Sit down. 478 00:29:43,214 --> 00:29:45,717 Refresh my memory abou t this play we're making 479 00:29:45,717 --> 00:29:46,718 on webistics. 480 00:29:47,218 --> 00:29:48,219 We own 400, 000 shares. 481 00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:51,723 Trade on the bulletin board, otc. 482 00:29:51,723 --> 00:29:54,225 If we cold- call enough senior citizens, pump and dump. 483 00:29:54,225 --> 00:29:56,728 Yeah, listen, you guys ain't spent much time 484 00:29:56,728 --> 00:29:58,730 in the nfl, let's face it. 485 00:29:58,730 --> 00:30:00,732 What the fuck you talkin' about? 486 00:30:00,732 --> 00:30:02,233 Two years with eddie stakes. 487 00:30:02,233 --> 00:30:04,235 Besides waxing eddie's car. 488 00:30:04,235 --> 00:30:05,737 When he did the jolt in county-- 489 00:30:05,737 --> 00:30:07,238 then you know when you're bleedin' a guy, 490 00:30:07,739 --> 00:30:09,240 you don't squeeze him dry right away. 491 00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:11,743 Contrarily, you let him do his bidding, 492 00:30:11,743 --> 00:30:14,245 suavely. 493 00:30:14,245 --> 00:30:15,747 So, you can bleed him next week 494 00:30:15,747 --> 00:30:22,754 and the week after, at a minimum. 495 00:30:22,754 --> 00:30:25,256 You mean, we don't need one of these guys getting pissed 496 00:30:25,256 --> 00:30:26,257 and running to the sce. 497 00:30:26,758 --> 00:30:29,260 I mean, is that what you're saying? 498 00:30:29,260 --> 00:30:30,762 Break it down. 499 00:30:30,762 --> 00:30:32,764 Sorry, chris. 500 00:30:32,764 --> 00:30:33,765 Webistics is at 80, 501 00:30:34,265 --> 00:30:35,767 when are we dumping the stock? 502 00:30:35,767 --> 00:30:37,769 You'll know that when you need to know that. 503 00:30:37,769 --> 00:30:40,772 Excellent. 504 00:30:40,772 --> 00:30:44,776 This is cold, by the way. 505 00:30:44,776 --> 00:30:45,777 Guys... 506 00:30:46,277 --> 00:30:48,780 anymore porsches disappear, 507 00:30:48,780 --> 00:30:51,783 make it two towns over, and i want a taste. 508 00:30:52,283 --> 00:30:53,785 You're the man. 509 00:31:01,793 --> 00:31:04,796 Grandma's gonna be so happy to see you. 510 00:31:04,796 --> 00:31:06,798 Grandma, it's me. 511 00:31:07,298 --> 00:31:08,299 Look who's here. 512 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:09,801 Ma, i'm going downstairs. 513 00:31:09,801 --> 00:31:12,303 You spend the whole day on that elevator. 514 00:31:20,311 --> 00:31:22,313 Grandma, you've gotta eat. 515 00:31:22,313 --> 00:31:24,315 Let me die. 516 00:31:24,315 --> 00:31:26,317 Don't say that. 517 00:31:26,317 --> 00:31:28,319 I saw a light, 518 00:31:28,820 --> 00:31:31,823 there were voices calling out to me. 519 00:31:31,823 --> 00:31:33,825 Grandma, what went on between you and dad? 520 00:31:33,825 --> 00:31:35,326 Mom won't tell me anything. 521 00:31:35,326 --> 00:31:37,328 What, why, what did he say? 522 00:31:37,328 --> 00:31:39,330 Nothing, he won't mention you at all. 523 00:31:39,330 --> 00:31:41,332 Oh, that one. 524 00:31:41,332 --> 00:31:43,334 He blames me for everything. 525 00:31:43,334 --> 00:31:45,336 I know, me too. 526 00:31:45,837 --> 00:31:48,339 At night, they hit us. 527 00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:50,842 Why can't this family just get along? 528 00:31:50,842 --> 00:31:52,844 Some peopl e don't wanna. 529 00:31:52,844 --> 00:31:54,846 But you, you listen to him. 530 00:31:54,846 --> 00:31:57,348 You do what he says. 531 00:31:57,348 --> 00:31:59,851 He's your father. 532 00:31:59,851 --> 00:32:02,854 I won't let them leave you here like this. 533 00:32:02,854 --> 00:32:05,857 They can't stop me from seeing you. 534 00:32:05,857 --> 00:32:10,361 Meadow, meadow, take that. 535 00:32:10,862 --> 00:32:12,363 In the drawer. 536 00:32:12,363 --> 00:32:14,866 In the drawer, take it. 537 00:32:20,872 --> 00:32:22,373 Oh, my god. 538 00:32:22,373 --> 00:32:24,876 This was your grandmother's, wasn't it? 539 00:32:24,876 --> 00:32:27,378 It's so you won't forget me. 540 00:33:07,919 --> 00:33:09,921 Come on, motherfuck! 541 00:33:10,421 --> 00:33:12,423 Motherfuck...! 542 00:33:14,926 --> 00:33:16,928 ...fuck... 543 00:33:34,445 --> 00:33:37,949 i told my family i got broadsided, but, 544 00:33:38,449 --> 00:33:45,957 i passed out behind the wheel. 545 00:33:45,957 --> 00:33:52,964 See, my mother and me, we had a fallin' out. 546 00:33:52,964 --> 00:33:56,968 And, since then, things have been good. 547 00:33:56,968 --> 00:33:58,970 Clean break. 548 00:33:58,970 --> 00:34:00,972 What kind of falling out? 549 00:34:00,972 --> 00:34:03,474 One of those unfortunate situations. 550 00:34:03,474 --> 00:34:05,977 A lot of screaming. 551 00:34:05,977 --> 00:34:07,979 Profanity. 552 00:34:08,479 --> 00:34:10,982 Anyway, things were good. 553 00:34:11,482 --> 00:34:13,985 And then my sister came back. 554 00:34:13,985 --> 00:34:15,486 It's good to see her, i guess. 555 00:34:15,486 --> 00:34:18,489 Cues from childhood kick in, older sister. 556 00:34:18,489 --> 00:34:20,491 That should be obvious enough. 557 00:34:20,491 --> 00:34:21,993 Yeah, but those feelings 558 00:34:21,993 --> 00:34:23,995 are starting to bleed into my business. 559 00:34:23,995 --> 00:34:25,496 What sort of business are you in? 560 00:34:25,496 --> 00:34:30,501 Commercial waste. 561 00:34:31,002 --> 00:34:33,504 Mr. Spears, 562 00:34:34,005 --> 00:34:36,507 i watch the news, like everyone else. 563 00:34:36,507 --> 00:34:40,011 I know who you are, and i saw "analyze this". 564 00:34:40,011 --> 00:34:42,513 I don't need the ramifications that could arise 565 00:34:43,014 --> 00:34:48,019 from treating someone like yourself. 566 00:34:48,519 --> 00:34:50,521 "Analyze this"? 567 00:34:50,521 --> 00:34:53,024 Come on, it's a fuckin' comedy. 568 00:34:53,524 --> 00:34:56,027 I'm not taking new patients right now. 569 00:35:14,045 --> 00:35:17,048 Oh, my baby sister! 570 00:35:17,048 --> 00:35:18,049 Oh, you look great. 571 00:35:18,049 --> 00:35:20,551 Who is thi s little guy? 572 00:35:20,551 --> 00:35:22,053 Traffic was terrible. 573 00:35:22,053 --> 00:35:24,555 Keep it down out there, you'll scare the neighbors. 574 00:35:26,057 --> 00:35:27,058 Fuck! 575 00:35:42,073 --> 00:35:44,075 Carm, tony says the fire's almost ready. 576 00:35:44,575 --> 00:35:49,080 Great, par', i'll be out in a second. 577 00:35:49,580 --> 00:35:52,083 Parvati, she's a cheese now? 578 00:35:52,083 --> 00:35:53,584 It's a hindu goddess. 579 00:35:54,085 --> 00:35:55,086 Nice for her. 580 00:35:55,086 --> 00:35:56,587 She still answers to janice, ma, 581 00:35:56,587 --> 00:35:58,589 if it makes you more comfortable. 582 00:35:58,589 --> 00:36:02,093 Hugo, go t o the market, 583 00:36:02,093 --> 00:36:04,595 pick up a couple of cans of pears. 584 00:36:04,595 --> 00:36:06,597 Canned pears, not fresh. 585 00:36:06,597 --> 00:36:09,100 That's the secret to my pound cake. 586 00:36:09,100 --> 00:36:11,602 Get some basinigol ' while you're there. 587 00:36:12,103 --> 00:36:14,105 The pears, you want the dole? 588 00:36:14,105 --> 00:36:17,608 I'm not even gonna answer this time. 589 00:36:17,608 --> 00:36:19,610 There is a new market, dad, down on pompton pike. 590 00:36:19,610 --> 00:36:22,113 A lot of changes since you've been here. 591 00:36:22,113 --> 00:36:23,114 With that "mommy dearest" around 592 00:36:23,614 --> 00:36:25,116 never again, i swore it. 593 00:36:25,116 --> 00:36:27,118 Which is exactly what she wanted. 594 00:36:27,118 --> 00:36:29,620 You played right into her hands with that. 595 00:36:29,620 --> 00:36:32,123 Remember what she said to you at your wedding? 596 00:36:32,123 --> 00:36:34,125 She said it was a mistake, 597 00:36:34,125 --> 00:36:36,627 tony would get bored with you. 598 00:36:42,633 --> 00:36:45,136 Hey, take it easy! 599 00:36:52,643 --> 00:36:55,146 I love seeing them like that, over a fire. 600 00:36:55,146 --> 00:36:58,149 They're better over a spit. 601 00:36:58,149 --> 00:37:02,153 Who's anthony look like to you, right now? 602 00:37:02,153 --> 00:37:04,155 Dad. 603 00:37:04,155 --> 00:37:07,658 We stopped in to see ma on the way over. 604 00:37:07,658 --> 00:37:09,660 How do you think she is? 605 00:37:09,660 --> 00:37:12,663 Mom, a little weak, but, she's all there. 606 00:37:12,663 --> 00:37:14,165 Some family reunion. 607 00:37:14,165 --> 00:37:15,666 The woman who bore them all 608 00:37:15,666 --> 00:37:16,667 is barred from the premises. 609 00:37:17,168 --> 00:37:18,669 I don't think you should get too close, janice, 610 00:37:18,669 --> 00:37:20,671 look what she tried to do to tony. 611 00:37:20,671 --> 00:37:23,174 I have no fantasies about my mother. 612 00:37:23,174 --> 00:37:25,176 You know, he's trying to sell the house? 613 00:37:25,176 --> 00:37:26,177 What house? 614 00:37:26,177 --> 00:37:30,181 Ma's house. 615 00:37:30,181 --> 00:37:32,183 See, that's what i'm talking about. 616 00:37:32,183 --> 00:37:35,186 Don't get involved , let tony handle it. 617 00:37:35,186 --> 00:37:38,689 I only called you 'cause you're far away. 618 00:37:38,689 --> 00:37:42,193 I thought you would wanna know if your mother was ill. 619 00:37:42,193 --> 00:37:44,195 $180, 000 he's asking for that place. 620 00:37:44,195 --> 00:37:46,697 Like he needs that. 621 00:37:46,697 --> 00:37:49,200 Well, i'm glad someone's taking charge. 622 00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:52,703 You'll get your cut. 623 00:37:52,703 --> 00:37:54,205 Ma's not dead yet, and there's no will. 624 00:37:54,705 --> 00:37:56,707 What? 625 00:37:57,208 --> 00:37:59,710 I mean, ma still has rights. 626 00:37:59,710 --> 00:38:02,713 Tony pays for the retirement home, 627 00:38:02,713 --> 00:38:05,216 the upkeep on her car. 628 00:38:05,216 --> 00:38:07,718 Hey, parvati, take it easy. 629 00:38:07,718 --> 00:38:10,221 According to you, that coulda been robert mitchum. 630 00:38:10,221 --> 00:38:13,224 Jesus christ, fuckin' paulie gaultieri. 631 00:38:13,724 --> 00:38:17,728 Isn't he dead yet? 632 00:38:17,728 --> 00:38:19,230 You're not gonna stay for dessert? 633 00:38:19,230 --> 00:38:20,231 We got ben and jerry's, 634 00:38:20,231 --> 00:38:21,732 we got a pear grappa cake my mother made. 635 00:38:22,233 --> 00:38:23,234 Yeah, i know, but my friends 636 00:38:23,234 --> 00:38:25,236 are havin' this gallery opening in chelsea. 637 00:38:25,236 --> 00:38:27,238 I'm tryin' to get them to finance my video. 638 00:38:27,238 --> 00:38:30,741 I'll leave some cake out for you. 639 00:38:30,741 --> 00:38:34,245 Hey, i'm sorry. 640 00:38:34,245 --> 00:38:35,246 Hey. 641 00:38:35,246 --> 00:38:36,247 What's up? 642 00:39:11,782 --> 00:39:15,786 What the fuck? 643 00:39:15,786 --> 00:39:17,788 I'm sure there's an explanation. 644 00:39:17,788 --> 00:39:19,290 There is, there is. 645 00:39:19,290 --> 00:39:21,292 Take ma back to seattle. 646 00:39:21,792 --> 00:39:24,795 She came here for the house, and a $400 car. 647 00:39:24,795 --> 00:39:26,297 That was the con from the first. 648 00:39:26,297 --> 00:39:27,298 That's the level she works at. 649 00:39:27,298 --> 00:39:28,799 Maybe the sign was broken. 650 00:39:28,799 --> 00:39:30,301 Maybe it fell down. 651 00:39:30,301 --> 00:39:31,802 I'm still a little fat kid to her. 652 00:39:32,303 --> 00:39:33,804 What does she think? She's gonna stop the house sale 653 00:39:33,804 --> 00:39:35,306 by picking up one fuckin' sign? 654 00:39:35,306 --> 00:39:36,807 If she were here 655 00:39:36,807 --> 00:39:40,311 i'd be bouncing her head against the wall! 656 00:39:40,311 --> 00:39:42,313 Look at yourself, tony. 657 00:39:42,313 --> 00:39:44,315 Look at how angry you are! 658 00:39:44,315 --> 00:39:45,816 What do you care about that house? 659 00:39:45,816 --> 00:39:47,318 It's not gonna stop with the house. 660 00:39:47,318 --> 00:39:49,320 The $300 pillow which we're gonna pay for. 661 00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:50,321 The video equipment, 662 00:39:50,321 --> 00:39:52,323 which you already heard her talkin' about. 663 00:39:52,323 --> 00:39:53,824 When are you getting back into therapy? 664 00:39:54,325 --> 00:39:56,827 Don't star t with that. 665 00:39:56,827 --> 00:39:59,330 I'm not fuckin' insane, and i'm not overreactin', 666 00:39:59,830 --> 00:40:02,333 'cause you don't know this wretched little...! 667 00:40:02,333 --> 00:40:05,336 Alright, alright, this is getting you no place. 668 00:40:05,336 --> 00:40:07,338 Go outside, join the party. 669 00:40:07,338 --> 00:40:09,340 Be with your friends, have some pleasure. 670 00:40:09,340 --> 00:40:12,343 Go ahead. 671 00:40:12,343 --> 00:40:13,344 Fuckin' bitch. 672 00:40:13,344 --> 00:40:15,846 Tony, go ahead, go have a beer. 673 00:40:26,857 --> 00:40:28,359 What the fuck are you doing? 674 00:40:28,859 --> 00:40:30,861 Second seatin' coming up. 675 00:40:30,861 --> 00:40:33,864 Fuckin' moron. 676 00:40:33,864 --> 00:40:35,866 Look at my wife over there. 677 00:40:35,866 --> 00:40:37,368 No wait, ton', 678 00:40:37,368 --> 00:40:40,371 the neighbor's st. Bernard is on your property. 679 00:40:46,377 --> 00:40:47,878 You're a fuckin' moron. 680 00:40:48,379 --> 00:40:50,881 Anyway, we flew first class... 681 00:40:50,881 --> 00:40:52,383 what service, forget about it. 682 00:40:52,883 --> 00:40:54,885 Since when do you get frequent flier upgrades? 683 00:40:54,885 --> 00:40:56,887 The only time you ever took a trip 684 00:40:56,887 --> 00:40:58,889 was with that rockette that you claimed you were fuckin', 685 00:40:58,889 --> 00:41:00,391 and then she put lsd in your drink. 686 00:41:00,891 --> 00:41:01,892 Where'd you get the tickets? The cuban? 687 00:41:01,892 --> 00:41:03,894 I always thought there was some way 688 00:41:03,894 --> 00:41:06,397 to divert frequent flier mileage on a grand scale. 689 00:41:06,397 --> 00:41:07,898 To do that, yo u gotta break into 690 00:41:08,399 --> 00:41:09,400 the airline's main computer. 691 00:41:09,900 --> 00:41:11,402 What do they call it, crackin'? 692 00:41:11,902 --> 00:41:12,903 Hackin'. 693 00:41:12,903 --> 00:41:16,907 Shelley hack, remember her? 694 00:41:59,950 --> 00:42:01,452 You didn't like it? 695 00:42:01,452 --> 00:42:05,456 Fuck off. 696 00:42:05,456 --> 00:42:07,958 So, when do we get to roll with tony? 697 00:42:07,958 --> 00:42:09,460 What? 698 00:42:09,460 --> 00:42:10,961 What, are you trippin'? 699 00:42:10,961 --> 00:42:13,964 We gotta work our way up, get introduced. 700 00:42:13,964 --> 00:42:15,966 You must be deep, hangin' out with him. 701 00:42:15,966 --> 00:42:16,967 Who? 702 00:42:17,468 --> 00:42:19,970 Mr. T. You's cap motherfuckers together? 703 00:42:19,970 --> 00:42:22,473 Nah, he's too big for that. 704 00:42:22,473 --> 00:42:23,974 He doesn't get his nails dirty. 705 00:42:24,475 --> 00:42:26,477 You tell him, we don't mind that shit. 706 00:42:26,477 --> 00:42:27,978 We'll do anything. 707 00:42:27,978 --> 00:42:29,980 Wet work, pick up his shirts. 708 00:42:29,980 --> 00:42:34,985 Does tony ever talk about us? 709 00:42:34,985 --> 00:42:40,491 No. 710 00:42:40,491 --> 00:42:41,992 You gonna drink or just sit there? 711 00:42:42,493 --> 00:42:43,494 Sit. 712 00:42:43,494 --> 00:42:44,495 What the fuck is the matter with you? 713 00:42:44,995 --> 00:42:45,996 What's the matter? 714 00:42:45,996 --> 00:42:47,498 You leave my gas burner on? 715 00:42:47,498 --> 00:42:48,999 I almost lit a cigarette, i could have died. 716 00:42:48,999 --> 00:42:50,000 I apologized. 717 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,502 Why you can't use a lighter 718 00:42:51,502 --> 00:42:53,003 to cook your shit like normal people 719 00:42:53,003 --> 00:42:54,505 is beyond me. 720 00:42:54,505 --> 00:42:56,507 When everything was finally going good between us-- 721 00:42:56,507 --> 00:42:58,008 shut up about that! 722 00:42:58,008 --> 00:43:00,010 Why, they're still gonna kiss your ass. 723 00:43:00,010 --> 00:43:04,515 They don't care if you're a junkie. 724 00:43:04,515 --> 00:43:05,516 Sit down! 725 00:43:06,016 --> 00:43:07,518 I hate you, fuckin' pig, get off me. 726 00:43:08,018 --> 00:43:09,019 You fuckin' whore. 727 00:43:09,019 --> 00:43:10,521 Fuck you! 728 00:43:10,521 --> 00:43:13,023 That's it, go home, get my dinner ready! 729 00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:34,545 Don't yell, don't scream. 730 00:43:34,545 --> 00:43:41,552 All cutlery stays right where it is. 731 00:43:41,552 --> 00:43:46,557 How's the bagels in this place? 732 00:43:46,557 --> 00:43:49,059 Come on, you don't answer my calls, i got no choice. 733 00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:51,061 Walking away is a choice. 734 00:43:51,061 --> 00:43:53,063 Ruining my practice, it's a choice. 735 00:43:53,063 --> 00:43:55,566 You got your office back, no harm done. 736 00:43:55,566 --> 00:43:57,568 One of my patients committed suicide 737 00:43:57,568 --> 00:43:59,570 because i wasn't available to her. 738 00:43:59,570 --> 00:44:02,573 You know what that means to me? 739 00:44:02,573 --> 00:44:05,075 She can't eat bagels, 740 00:44:05,075 --> 00:44:09,079 she can't call in sick because she's feeling blue, 741 00:44:09,580 --> 00:44:11,582 she's gone. 742 00:44:11,582 --> 00:44:14,084 She's in the ground, because of you. 743 00:44:19,590 --> 00:44:21,592 I don't deserve your help. 744 00:44:21,592 --> 00:44:24,094 I hate your fuckin' system, i told you. 745 00:44:24,094 --> 00:44:29,600 Fuck you. 746 00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:32,603 But, i got a family, and believe it or not, 747 00:44:32,603 --> 00:44:35,105 they're better off with me than without me. 748 00:44:35,606 --> 00:44:37,608 I don't know what else to do. 749 00:44:37,608 --> 00:44:40,611 I drove off the road a couple days back. 750 00:44:40,611 --> 00:44:42,112 You look fine. 751 00:44:42,112 --> 00:44:45,115 The air bag. 752 00:44:45,616 --> 00:44:48,619 You always told me if i was drivin'-- 753 00:44:48,619 --> 00:44:51,622 that was a different time for us. 754 00:45:00,130 --> 00:45:01,632 Alright, i don't blame you. 755 00:45:01,632 --> 00:45:05,135 Maybe you can recommend somebody else? 756 00:45:05,135 --> 00:45:07,137 I would never ask another colleague 757 00:45:07,638 --> 00:45:09,640 to get involved in this. 758 00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:11,141 How many more people have to die 759 00:45:11,141 --> 00:45:13,143 for your personal growth? 760 00:45:13,143 --> 00:45:14,144 Look at me. 761 00:45:14,645 --> 00:45:16,146 I swear, to jesus christ, 762 00:45:16,146 --> 00:45:22,653 nobody got killed because of you. 763 00:45:22,653 --> 00:45:24,655 Get out of my life. 764 00:46:05,696 --> 00:46:08,198 Hey. 765 00:46:08,198 --> 00:46:11,702 What are you doing home at this hour? 766 00:46:11,702 --> 00:46:15,706 Nothing. 767 00:46:15,706 --> 00:46:18,709 I thought it was a. J. , home from school. 768 00:46:18,709 --> 00:46:20,210 Yeah. 769 00:46:34,725 --> 00:46:36,226 You alright? 770 00:46:36,226 --> 00:46:37,728 Yeah. 771 00:46:44,234 --> 00:46:46,236 Want a little cold past'? 772 00:46:46,737 --> 00:46:48,238 I can microwave it. 773 00:47:31,782 --> 00:47:33,784 Looks good. 774 00:47:34,284 --> 00:47:36,286 You want cheese? Something to drink? 775 00:47:36,286 --> 00:47:37,287 No. 776 00:47:44,294 --> 00:47:46,296 Sit down. 777 00:49:11,014 --> 00:49:13,517 Captions copyright 2000 home box office 778 00:49:13,517 --> 00:49:16,019 a division of time warner entertainment company, L. P. 0 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net