1 00:01:58,134 --> 00:02:00,753 You gonna say somethin' or what? 2 00:02:00,753 --> 00:02:03,256 It's your time. 3 00:02:07,393 --> 00:02:10,647 - What's he doin' here? - 4 00:02:10,647 --> 00:02:13,016 a friend of mine just walked right by. 5 00:02:13,016 --> 00:02:15,902 Heshie. He has a 3:00. 6 00:02:34,420 --> 00:02:35,922 Yeah. 7 00:02:35,922 --> 00:02:40,426 Yeah, baby. 8 00:02:49,936 --> 00:02:54,807 Oh, yeah. 9 00:02:54,807 --> 00:02:57,810 What the hell's goin' on? 10 00:02:57,810 --> 00:02:59,812 Thunderstorms. 11 00:03:02,065 --> 00:03:06,569 - Jackie? - You smell it? That's rain. 12 00:03:09,072 --> 00:03:11,457 Dr. Melfi, what the hell you doin' to me? 13 00:03:21,217 --> 00:03:24,220 Go back to sleep. 14 00:03:42,238 --> 00:03:45,241 What are you doin' up? You got school tomorrow. 15 00:03:45,742 --> 00:03:48,244 Workin' on a high score. Did your mother go to bed? 16 00:03:48,745 --> 00:03:51,748 Yeah. Where were you? 17 00:03:51,998 --> 00:03:55,001 Yeah. Compactor went down at barone sanitation. 18 00:03:57,503 --> 00:04:01,007 Move over. 19 00:04:03,509 --> 00:04:06,012 Ready? Yeah. 20 00:04:06,012 --> 00:04:09,015 Go. Watch out for the ghosts. 21 00:04:09,015 --> 00:04:12,018 Whoa! 22 00:04:12,018 --> 00:04:14,520 This thing ain't steerin' right. 23 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:16,522 Yeah, kickin' your butt. 24 00:04:16,522 --> 00:04:19,525 So how things goin' with you? 25 00:04:21,027 --> 00:04:24,030 How's school? 26 00:04:29,786 --> 00:04:34,791 Dad, you have to concentrate. New game. 27 00:04:38,795 --> 00:04:41,297 Hey, no fair. It's called a handicap. 28 00:04:41,664 --> 00:04:45,168 - Come on. Stop. Stop. - Kickin' your ass now. 29 00:04:45,168 --> 00:04:47,804 One hand. Look at that. I can't see. Ha, ha. 30 00:04:51,307 --> 00:04:55,928 Get off! Ow! Stop! Come on! 31 00:04:58,431 --> 00:05:02,935 You lose. Focus through distractions. 32 00:05:02,935 --> 00:05:06,939 There's a lesson for ya. I want you in bed in 10 minutes. 33 00:05:08,825 --> 00:05:12,328 Andretti, you listenin' to me? 34 00:05:12,328 --> 00:05:15,832 Good night, dad. Good night. 35 00:05:15,948 --> 00:05:19,452 Dr. Nathan, please return to e. R. Bay five. 36 00:05:19,452 --> 00:05:23,956 Where'd you park? In the parking lot. 37 00:05:23,956 --> 00:05:27,460 No one followed me. Adriana, you wouldn't know it if they did. 38 00:05:27,460 --> 00:05:31,964 Oh, yeah, like tony soprano's hidin' in my backseat. You are so paranoid. 39 00:05:31,964 --> 00:05:37,470 Bring the car right here. I know. He's in disguise. 40 00:05:37,854 --> 00:05:42,358 That could be him. Hey, tony! Or maybe he's in the trash can. 41 00:05:42,358 --> 00:05:45,361 Come out, come out, wherever you are. Ow! 42 00:05:45,361 --> 00:05:47,864 Let go of me! 43 00:05:47,864 --> 00:05:51,868 It could be anybody anytime. I don't even know if it's tony who's after me. 44 00:05:51,868 --> 00:05:54,871 Christopher, you gave crystal meth to hisdaughter. 45 00:05:55,238 --> 00:05:58,241 Which i'm not sure he knows. Look at my wrist. It's all red. 46 00:05:58,241 --> 00:06:01,127 I'm sorry! I am sorry! 47 00:06:01,127 --> 00:06:05,882 But i got dragged out to the fuckin' meadowlands by my neck, mock execution! 48 00:06:06,249 --> 00:06:08,501 What? 49 00:06:08,501 --> 00:06:10,636 What? Nothin'. 50 00:06:11,137 --> 00:06:13,639 No. What? You don't want to know, okay? Trust me. 51 00:06:13,890 --> 00:06:16,142 No. What? 52 00:06:16,642 --> 00:06:20,146 I heard the nurse say you made number two in your pants. Is that what happened? 53 00:06:20,646 --> 00:06:25,151 Get the car! Please! Can we just go to brendan's, score some shit... 54 00:06:25,151 --> 00:06:28,654 and find out what the fuck is goin' on, please? 55 00:06:32,275 --> 00:06:33,776 The moon. The full moon! 56 00:06:34,277 --> 00:06:36,279 Brendan, let's go. Wake up, man. 57 00:06:36,279 --> 00:06:38,281 For the exact time. 58 00:06:40,783 --> 00:06:42,785 The fool leaves his door open. 59 00:06:42,785 --> 00:06:44,787 I gotta pee. Go for it. 60 00:06:44,787 --> 00:06:46,789 Yo, einstein. You should have seen me at the hospital. 61 00:06:46,789 --> 00:06:51,294 It took three nurses to hold me-- 62 00:06:51,294 --> 00:06:54,297 you will understand and comply with the following orders. 63 00:06:54,297 --> 00:06:57,550 All security personnel are to be equipped with silver bullets. 64 00:06:57,550 --> 00:07:00,686 Those silver bullets are to be blessed by a priest, not in english, but in latin. 65 00:07:02,688 --> 00:07:05,691 All passengers and personnel are to be restricted to their cabins... 66 00:07:05,691 --> 00:07:07,693 with the doors bolted and locked. 67 00:07:07,693 --> 00:07:10,196 End of orders! Sir! Yes, sir! 68 00:07:10,196 --> 00:07:12,698 Take him below. Take him below. 69 00:07:15,067 --> 00:07:20,072 Yeah. Yeah. Uh- huh. That's the message. Thanks. 70 00:07:20,573 --> 00:07:22,575 Way to go, anth! 71 00:07:22,575 --> 00:07:27,079 Here, in five, four, three, two. 72 00:07:27,079 --> 00:07:30,583 Yo. Yo, check it. 73 00:07:41,978 --> 00:07:44,480 You think this is funny? 74 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:47,483 What? What's funny? Yeah, i didn't do nothin'. 75 00:07:47,483 --> 00:07:49,485 You beep me one more time, you're gonna be sorry. 76 00:07:49,485 --> 00:07:51,988 We don't know what you're talking about. 77 00:07:51,988 --> 00:07:53,990 "Your mother blows." That's a real original message. 78 00:07:54,357 --> 00:07:57,860 Yeah, maybe she does, right, anth? Yeah. 79 00:07:57,860 --> 00:08:00,863 Oh, yeah? Then why'd you scarf up all the doughnuts she sent us at camp? 80 00:08:00,863 --> 00:08:05,251 And you used to cry on her shoulder,"i'm so homesick, mrs. Piocosta!" 81 00:08:05,251 --> 00:08:08,254 Why don't you shut up? 82 00:08:08,504 --> 00:08:10,506 Have another doughnut, ya fat fart knocker. 83 00:08:15,011 --> 00:08:18,264 Oh, go on! Kill'im! Yeah! 84 00:08:18,514 --> 00:08:20,266 Oh, yes! 85 00:08:20,266 --> 00:08:22,768 Dick wad! Ass! 86 00:08:22,885 --> 00:08:27,273 Hey! Break it up. Break it up! 87 00:08:27,773 --> 00:08:30,276 I want a five- minute cooldown period right now. 88 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:39,402 See ya next week, doc. 89 00:08:39,402 --> 00:08:42,905 Oh, mr. Dante, you forgot something. Oh, thank you, baby. 90 00:08:42,905 --> 00:08:46,292 - Don't forget to keep flossing. - You saved my life. 91 00:08:46,292 --> 00:08:49,795 All right. All right. See you next week, all right? 92 00:08:52,298 --> 00:08:55,301 Can i help you, sir? 93 00:08:55,301 --> 00:08:58,304 Sir? Sir? 94 00:09:17,323 --> 00:09:22,828 Oh, my god. 95 00:09:24,330 --> 00:09:27,333 I'm having second thoughts. About? 96 00:09:27,583 --> 00:09:30,453 This whole thing, the whole arrangement. 97 00:09:31,454 --> 00:09:34,457 Security. 98 00:09:34,457 --> 00:09:37,960 I come here. I tell you things. I don't know how safe it is. 99 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:40,463 I understand your concerns. 100 00:09:40,596 --> 00:09:44,600 But i told you what the ground rules are. As long as i don't hear anything incriminating-- 101 00:09:45,101 --> 00:09:48,604 you don't fuckin' get it. Just my bein' here incriminates me. 102 00:09:48,604 --> 00:09:52,608 Somebody sees me, they tell somebody else. All of a sudden, i'm a celebrity! 103 00:09:52,608 --> 00:09:56,612 I thought we made some progress of your narcissism. 104 00:09:57,113 --> 00:10:00,116 Who are you? 105 00:10:00,483 --> 00:10:03,486 Why is that so important for you to know? 106 00:10:03,619 --> 00:10:08,124 My mother told me never to answer a question with a question. 107 00:10:08,374 --> 00:10:11,877 So, your mother did teach you something. 108 00:10:12,128 --> 00:10:16,132 If i asked you about your life, who you talked to, who you trust-- 109 00:10:16,499 --> 00:10:19,001 i'd have to take the fifth. 110 00:10:21,504 --> 00:10:23,506 That's cute. 111 00:10:24,006 --> 00:10:27,009 Oh! I-- 112 00:10:27,510 --> 00:10:31,514 i-- i'm sorry. I wasn't aware of what i was...saying. 113 00:10:32,014 --> 00:10:34,517 I'm...sorry. 114 00:10:42,024 --> 00:10:44,026 Hey, what are you doing here? 115 00:10:44,026 --> 00:10:47,029 Chris sent me to pick you up. Chris? Why? Did something happen? 116 00:10:47,279 --> 00:10:50,282 Must be my dad, right? Why else would chris send you? 117 00:10:50,282 --> 00:10:52,785 Did brendan get my poem? 118 00:10:52,785 --> 00:10:55,287 It's probably nothing. Another search warrant. 119 00:10:55,287 --> 00:10:57,289 He calls them the federal bureau of annoying bullshit. 120 00:10:57,289 --> 00:11:00,793 You told your old man, didn't you? You scared me. What happened? 121 00:11:01,293 --> 00:11:05,798 This is me and adriana movin' to florida'cause some puke couldn't keep your mouth shut. 122 00:11:05,798 --> 00:11:08,684 What are you talking about? Seriously. Did brendan say anything about me? 123 00:11:08,684 --> 00:11:12,054 Get us outta here! Get us out! 124 00:11:12,555 --> 00:11:16,058 What did you tell your old man? About the meth? You insane? He'd have me beaten up! 125 00:11:16,058 --> 00:11:18,561 Don't you get it? This is serious! 126 00:11:18,944 --> 00:11:21,447 Let go of me! Listen-- 127 00:11:21,564 --> 00:11:23,566 stop this shit! He's worried about you. 128 00:11:23,566 --> 00:11:26,819 He's been asking where you've been, you asshole! 129 00:11:26,819 --> 00:11:30,322 I'm sorry if i hurt ya. 130 00:11:30,823 --> 00:11:33,826 I hate my life, being a soprano. Hey. 131 00:11:33,826 --> 00:11:37,329 Don't ever say you hate life. That's blasphemy. 132 00:11:37,329 --> 00:11:39,331 Fuck you. 133 00:11:39,331 --> 00:11:42,835 Okay, let's go. Remember like when you were little. 134 00:11:43,335 --> 00:11:45,337 I'll buy you one of those happy meals, all right? 135 00:11:45,838 --> 00:11:47,840 Where the fuck are you? 136 00:12:01,404 --> 00:12:02,905 This is a new shirt. 137 00:12:03,406 --> 00:12:05,908 Your grandmother bought you this shirt. I find it in the trash? 138 00:12:06,409 --> 00:12:08,911 It's a westport. It's not even cool anymore. 139 00:12:09,412 --> 00:12:11,781 What did you just say? 140 00:12:11,781 --> 00:12:14,784 I got in a fight. I hope it was worth it. 141 00:12:14,784 --> 00:12:18,287 I hope you did as much damage to his wardrobe. Who with? 142 00:12:18,287 --> 00:12:20,289 I didn't get caught. No demerits. 143 00:12:20,289 --> 00:12:24,293 Anthony, who? Jeremy. 144 00:12:24,677 --> 00:12:29,682 Jeremy piocosta? You spent all that time together at camp. I thought you were friends. 145 00:12:31,550 --> 00:12:34,553 Well, if that's all the information i'm getting, i'm calling mrs. Piocosta. 146 00:12:34,937 --> 00:12:36,939 No, ma, wait. Ma, don't call. 147 00:12:36,939 --> 00:12:39,442 I swear. You kids are going to learn the value of a dollar. 148 00:12:39,942 --> 00:12:42,445 I'll wash your car. You never put any effort in. 149 00:12:42,945 --> 00:12:45,448 I will. I promise. I'll do it really good. 150 00:12:45,448 --> 00:12:47,450 Just don't call. I'll get the money. 151 00:12:47,950 --> 00:12:50,953 Forty dollars, anthony. I know, i know. 152 00:12:57,960 --> 00:13:00,963 Ma! 153 00:13:00,963 --> 00:13:04,467 How ya doin'? What brings you here? 154 00:13:04,967 --> 00:13:07,970 Remember that pastry place, ferrara's? 155 00:13:07,970 --> 00:13:10,973 Brought you some macaroons. 156 00:13:10,973 --> 00:13:14,477 Oh, they're too sweet. 157 00:13:14,477 --> 00:13:17,480 What are you talkin' about? They're your favorites. 158 00:13:22,485 --> 00:13:23,986 The activities director, rosie, 159 00:13:23,986 --> 00:13:28,491 says they're organizing a trip to the city. 160 00:13:28,991 --> 00:13:31,494 Dinner and a show. 161 00:13:31,994 --> 00:13:33,996 And you don't wanna go. 162 00:13:33,996 --> 00:13:37,500 I don't like the people here. You don't know the people here. 163 00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:42,505 And that city. Grown men soiling themselves. 164 00:13:42,872 --> 00:13:45,875 - It's not like that anymore, ma. - That giuliani. 165 00:13:46,008 --> 00:13:47,510 Maybe we should just stick to the field trip. 166 00:13:48,010 --> 00:13:51,514 Mothers throwin' their babies out of skyscraper windows. 167 00:13:51,514 --> 00:13:54,633 You're always with the babies out the windows. 168 00:13:56,135 --> 00:13:59,138 I don't see you tryin' to mix with the other ladies here... 169 00:13:59,388 --> 00:14:03,275 or talk to the nice gents i see walkin' around. 170 00:14:03,392 --> 00:14:05,895 You're not makin' the most of your opportunities. What do you care? 171 00:14:05,895 --> 00:14:09,398 Out of sight, out of mind. 172 00:14:09,398 --> 00:14:13,402 We don't think like that, not me or carm or the kids. 173 00:14:13,402 --> 00:14:16,405 I wish the lord would take me now. 174 00:14:19,158 --> 00:14:22,161 I come here to get cheered up. You think that's a mistake? 175 00:14:22,661 --> 00:14:25,664 You bein' sarcastic? 176 00:14:25,664 --> 00:14:28,417 You can't put all your problems on me. 177 00:14:28,918 --> 00:14:31,921 This is the most expensive retirement community in new jersey. 178 00:14:31,921 --> 00:14:35,925 If you wanted to, you could be happy here, but you're just pissing it all down the drain. 179 00:14:36,058 --> 00:14:38,928 What beautiful language for your mother. 180 00:14:47,319 --> 00:14:49,321 You want the macaroons? 181 00:14:49,321 --> 00:14:52,324 I don't care. 182 00:15:01,083 --> 00:15:03,702 Leave some out for the lunatics. 183 00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:20,853 Good- bye, ma. 184 00:15:24,607 --> 00:15:27,610 They're saying it might rain today. 185 00:15:33,616 --> 00:15:36,118 Don't worry. I'll drive safe. 186 00:15:39,121 --> 00:15:42,124 What the hell are you doing? 187 00:15:42,124 --> 00:15:45,628 This place is an hour from my office. An hour? 188 00:15:45,628 --> 00:15:48,130 What are you, a woman? Get a bladder transplant. My mother lives here. 189 00:15:48,130 --> 00:15:50,633 It's not real convenient for me. 190 00:15:50,633 --> 00:15:53,135 It's not convenient? I'm sorry. 191 00:15:53,135 --> 00:15:58,140 Why don't we meet by your precinct? The government would love pictures of us together. 192 00:15:58,140 --> 00:16:00,643 What do you got for me? 193 00:16:03,145 --> 00:16:05,648 Here. 194 00:16:05,648 --> 00:16:09,151 "Jennifer melfi, m. D." Yeah. Her background, daily routine. 195 00:16:09,151 --> 00:16:11,654 And your personal relationship with her is? 196 00:16:12,154 --> 00:16:14,156 None of your fuckin' business. 197 00:16:14,156 --> 00:16:16,158 You can't blame a guy for tryin'. 198 00:16:16,158 --> 00:16:18,661 What are you, bored with your life? Oh, yeah, sure. 199 00:16:19,161 --> 00:16:21,163 Bustin' whores and junkies. 200 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:25,284 Plus, it's a super huge thrill to pay two alimonies on a $40, 000- a- year income. 201 00:16:25,284 --> 00:16:28,787 I don't want her touched. I don't want her bothered. 202 00:16:28,787 --> 00:16:31,290 I just want to know the who, when, why. That's it. 203 00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:34,293 Usual fee? 204 00:16:34,293 --> 00:16:39,298 The knicks lost, lieutenant. You're down two large. 205 00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:42,301 Lay off the vig. We'll see what kind of job you do. 206 00:16:42,301 --> 00:16:45,304 Okay. See you in a few days. What ya got in the box? 207 00:16:45,804 --> 00:16:47,806 Macaroons. 208 00:16:54,913 --> 00:16:57,533 This is awful. 209 00:16:58,033 --> 00:17:00,035 I can't deal with this. 210 00:17:02,404 --> 00:17:05,791 What kind of god? Hmm? 211 00:17:05,791 --> 00:17:10,162 Christopher! Where you been? 212 00:17:10,546 --> 00:17:13,048 What happened to you? What happened to you? 213 00:17:13,048 --> 00:17:15,551 Brendan's dead. What are you talkin' about? 214 00:17:16,051 --> 00:17:18,053 The fish is in my pocket. 215 00:17:18,303 --> 00:17:22,174 Brendan's brains are floatin' in his bathtub. Message job through the eye. 216 00:17:22,307 --> 00:17:25,310 - Mo green special. - Fuckin' uncle junior. 217 00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:27,312 What are you talkin' about, mo green? 218 00:17:27,312 --> 00:17:30,315 In one, mo green's eyes got too big for his stomach, 219 00:17:30,315 --> 00:17:32,317 so they put a small caliber in his eye. 220 00:17:32,684 --> 00:17:34,937 - Mikey palmice does their hits. - In his glasses, you mean. 221 00:17:35,437 --> 00:17:36,939 Glasses, eyes. Why you quibbling with me? 222 00:17:37,439 --> 00:17:39,942 I'm at the world trade center. 223 00:17:44,329 --> 00:17:46,331 What are you doin'? 224 00:17:46,331 --> 00:17:49,701 Mikey palmice is a made guy. Cocksucker didn't have the balls to do it himself. 225 00:17:49,701 --> 00:17:52,704 Contracted fuckin' russians and he killed my friend. 226 00:17:52,704 --> 00:17:56,842 Our response should suit the message. 227 00:17:57,960 --> 00:17:59,962 Through the mouth means the guy was a rat. 228 00:18:00,212 --> 00:18:04,216 The eye is just how francis framed the shot, for the shock value. 229 00:18:04,216 --> 00:18:06,718 Brendan didn't deserve this. Don't try to talk me out of it. 230 00:18:06,718 --> 00:18:08,720 You can't touch mikey. 231 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:12,724 Your fuckin' uncle's pissin' on your head. What do you expect me to do? 232 00:18:12,724 --> 00:18:17,729 I'm on it. I know where mikey's house is over by route ten. 233 00:18:17,729 --> 00:18:22,234 No. He tries to leave, you break his other neck. 234 00:18:37,249 --> 00:18:39,251 Nurse bradley, you're wanted in e. R. 235 00:18:39,251 --> 00:18:43,255 Nurse bradley, you're wanted in e. R. 236 00:18:54,149 --> 00:18:56,151 Hey, mr. G. Q. Hey. 237 00:18:56,151 --> 00:18:58,153 Got a ticket. Yeah. 238 00:18:58,270 --> 00:19:00,772 How ya doin', mikey? How ya doin'-- 239 00:19:07,162 --> 00:19:08,664 son of a-- look. 240 00:19:09,164 --> 00:19:10,666 Your suit's wrinkled. Let me fix it. 241 00:19:11,166 --> 00:19:15,287 - Ow! - What are you screaming about? Free alterations. 242 00:19:15,537 --> 00:19:18,040 Ow! Ow! Mr. Slick. 243 00:19:21,293 --> 00:19:23,295 This is overdue. 244 00:19:33,188 --> 00:19:35,190 You hear about the chinese godfather? 245 00:19:35,190 --> 00:19:37,192 He made them an offer they couldn't understand. 246 00:19:37,192 --> 00:19:40,812 You gonna stop this before it gets out of hand? 247 00:19:41,196 --> 00:19:45,951 - Not even a hello? - I'm here'cause i love you and i respect you. 248 00:19:45,951 --> 00:19:48,453 Don't pretend you're payin' me respect. 249 00:19:48,453 --> 00:19:50,455 A son who throws his mother in an asylum. 250 00:19:50,956 --> 00:19:53,458 She lives like apoverettoup there. 251 00:19:53,959 --> 00:19:55,961 That's none of your business. 252 00:19:56,461 --> 00:20:00,966 Your friends-- they interfere in my business. They expect me to turn the cheek. 253 00:20:01,216 --> 00:20:03,218 The truck and all that was made good to you. 254 00:20:03,218 --> 00:20:07,839 I'm sitting here like patience on a monument, waitin' for discipline to be handed down. 255 00:20:07,839 --> 00:20:10,342 Your boys were warned, and still they embarrass me. 256 00:20:10,842 --> 00:20:14,346 I run my crew my way. What you did was extreme. 257 00:20:14,596 --> 00:20:19,101 Now you're my judge? I answer to bigger people than you, my friend. 258 00:20:19,234 --> 00:20:23,605 Oh? Like jackie? Wanna take this to his deathbed? 259 00:20:25,607 --> 00:20:30,362 That nephew of yours we gave a high colonic, uh, he earns good? 260 00:20:32,364 --> 00:20:35,367 He's comin' up. Okay. 261 00:20:35,617 --> 00:20:37,753 He works for me now. 262 00:20:38,253 --> 00:20:40,255 Excuse me. 263 00:20:40,622 --> 00:20:43,125 Maybe he gives youagito for a change. 264 00:20:43,125 --> 00:20:48,513 You got some set of balls. You know that? Absolutely not. 265 00:20:48,513 --> 00:20:52,517 I show you my hand, and you slap it away. 266 00:20:56,021 --> 00:21:02,027 What's the matter with you? Why can't we talk like adults anymore, hmm? 267 00:21:02,027 --> 00:21:07,032 Out. Next time you come in, you come heavy or not at all. 268 00:21:10,035 --> 00:21:12,537 You don't mean that. 269 00:21:34,726 --> 00:21:39,731 So by the time i get to take the sergeant exam, of course, the pay scale is frozen by law. 270 00:21:39,731 --> 00:21:41,733 Why are we following these people? 271 00:21:42,234 --> 00:21:44,736 They grabbed a meal, saw a movie, so what? 272 00:21:45,237 --> 00:21:47,356 Lucky for you they stopped off at that package store. 273 00:21:47,856 --> 00:21:52,110 - Yeah, i got a juice. - Yeah, i can smell the potatoes. 274 00:21:52,110 --> 00:21:54,112 Hey, listen, asshole. 275 00:21:54,112 --> 00:21:57,616 Same make and model left the scene of a triple homicide on long island. 276 00:21:58,116 --> 00:22:00,118 Stay fuckin' current. 277 00:22:04,373 --> 00:22:07,376 So you broke it off with the poorshlubafter a week? 278 00:22:07,376 --> 00:22:12,881 I know. I feel for you males. It's our goddamn fault you don't know how to act. 279 00:22:12,881 --> 00:22:15,884 Oh, admitting mistakes. 280 00:22:15,884 --> 00:22:20,389 We tell you to be more sensitive. You join promise keepers. 281 00:22:20,889 --> 00:22:23,892 We say get in touch with your feelings. 282 00:22:24,393 --> 00:22:28,897 You run off into the woods in a loincloth, gunking yourself with bear fat, beating a drum. 283 00:22:29,398 --> 00:22:31,400 Hey, don't ruin my evening. 284 00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:33,902 You know what i mean. 285 00:22:34,403 --> 00:22:37,406 Sure. You want someone who's sensitive to your needs... 286 00:22:37,406 --> 00:22:40,909 but still decisive enough for the occasional grope in the closet. 287 00:22:40,909 --> 00:22:44,413 Yeah. Something like that. 288 00:22:44,913 --> 00:22:48,917 Oh, shit. That's all i need. 289 00:22:49,301 --> 00:22:52,304 We were going over the speed limit? 290 00:22:52,304 --> 00:22:55,307 I wasn't looking. Pull over. 291 00:23:16,695 --> 00:23:20,699 License and registration, please. 292 00:23:21,199 --> 00:23:25,704 Uh, i'm sorry, officer. Did i do something wrong? 293 00:23:26,088 --> 00:23:28,590 Detective. 294 00:23:28,590 --> 00:23:31,593 You crossed a double line. Have you been drinking, sir? 295 00:23:31,710 --> 00:23:33,712 We had wine with dinner. 296 00:23:34,096 --> 00:23:36,348 Step out of the car, please. 297 00:23:36,848 --> 00:23:38,850 I don't believe this. 298 00:23:38,850 --> 00:23:43,855 Just relax, randall, and do what he says, okay? 299 00:23:45,357 --> 00:23:49,361 I need you to walk a straight line to me, sir. Heel to toe. 300 00:23:49,361 --> 00:23:54,733 Look, uh, i applaud your vigilance, but this is totally unnecessary. 301 00:23:55,233 --> 00:23:57,235 All right? I'm a lawyer. I know i'm under the limit. 302 00:23:57,486 --> 00:23:59,988 Open the trunk, please. What? 303 00:23:59,988 --> 00:24:01,490 You want to search my golf bag? 304 00:24:01,990 --> 00:24:03,992 Open it! I will not. 305 00:24:04,242 --> 00:24:06,244 You ever hear of probable cause? 306 00:24:06,495 --> 00:24:08,747 Oh, yeah, that's a real good legalese-- what? 307 00:24:09,131 --> 00:24:11,133 Oh, you resisting arrest? 308 00:24:11,133 --> 00:24:13,635 - Hey! - 309 00:24:13,635 --> 00:24:16,138 vin, will you fuckin' cool it? Vin! 310 00:24:16,138 --> 00:24:18,640 He can't do that! Get back in the car! 311 00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:20,642 He didn't do anything wrong! Ma'am! 312 00:24:21,143 --> 00:24:24,146 Back in the car. Now. 313 00:24:24,146 --> 00:24:25,647 Come on. Let's go. 314 00:24:25,647 --> 00:24:29,151 I perceived what i thought was a weapon. 315 00:24:29,151 --> 00:24:32,654 What the hell's wrong with you, vin? 316 00:24:32,654 --> 00:24:36,158 Take him. D. U. I. , resisting arrest, assaulting an officer. Do it now. 317 00:24:36,158 --> 00:24:38,660 What's he-- do it! 318 00:24:38,660 --> 00:24:40,162 Jesus. 319 00:24:43,165 --> 00:24:45,667 Don't you touch me! 320 00:24:45,667 --> 00:24:49,671 You got prime rib at home. Don't be goin' out for hamburgers. 321 00:24:49,671 --> 00:24:52,674 What? What are you talking about? 322 00:24:52,674 --> 00:24:57,179 Randall! Randall! I'll follow you! 323 00:24:57,679 --> 00:25:01,183 I'm gonna call my lawyer, you! Fuck you! 324 00:25:01,299 --> 00:25:04,302 She's seeing a randall curtin, tax lawyer. 325 00:25:04,302 --> 00:25:10,308 He's lives at 1242 rennsalaer road. 326 00:25:10,308 --> 00:25:13,311 He's divorced. He's got two kids. 327 00:25:13,311 --> 00:25:17,816 He's the country club type. Not much in the balls department, i might add. 328 00:25:17,816 --> 00:25:19,568 What about her? 329 00:25:20,068 --> 00:25:23,572 Her, the good doctor, she's in her office at 8:00 a. M. She leaves at 6:00. 330 00:25:23,572 --> 00:25:25,574 She orders up a tuna sub and a diet coke. 331 00:25:25,574 --> 00:25:30,078 She's got a three- bedroom condo in essex fells, shops at pathmark. 332 00:25:30,078 --> 00:25:33,081 She's divorced. One kid, 19. 333 00:25:33,081 --> 00:25:37,085 Outside of schmucko, she don't get out much, but she does see a shrink. 334 00:25:37,586 --> 00:25:39,588 She what? Yeah. 335 00:25:40,088 --> 00:25:43,725 She sees a shrink once a week. His name is elliot kupferburg. 336 00:25:44,092 --> 00:25:46,094 Oh, fuck me. 337 00:25:46,094 --> 00:25:49,598 Well, she don't fuck anyone from what i can tell. 338 00:25:49,598 --> 00:25:52,100 Well, it's not because she don't got the goods. 339 00:25:52,100 --> 00:25:55,103 She left her blinds up. I got some of them victoria secrettype snaps. 340 00:25:55,103 --> 00:25:59,608 If you're interested. A little of this? 341 00:25:59,608 --> 00:26:01,610 Good enough then? Yeah. 342 00:26:01,610 --> 00:26:04,863 - You got any advil? - What am i, a fuckin' pharmacy now? 343 00:26:05,363 --> 00:26:09,868 What you got on friday's game? I got three bills on rutgers. 344 00:26:10,368 --> 00:26:13,872 I don't solve all your problems. 345 00:26:22,264 --> 00:26:24,266 Thank you. 346 00:26:24,633 --> 00:26:27,135 With a stapler? Wow. 347 00:26:27,135 --> 00:26:29,638 I heard mikey had to give up that nice suit. 348 00:26:30,138 --> 00:26:33,642 Yeah? He got too attached to it. 349 00:26:33,642 --> 00:26:38,647 Michael palmice's been a disease since he was five. He had it comin'. 350 00:26:38,647 --> 00:26:41,650 It don't make things any easier though. My uncle's a stubborn man. 351 00:26:41,783 --> 00:26:44,786 Stubborn enough to go to war? 352 00:26:47,539 --> 00:26:51,042 What kind of word is that? 353 00:26:51,042 --> 00:26:56,548 There hasn't been a war since the columbo thing. Everybody decided. 354 00:26:56,548 --> 00:26:59,050 No one's goin' to the mattresses this day and age. 355 00:26:59,050 --> 00:27:02,554 I got a top- of- the- line posturpedic at my house. Fuck it. 356 00:27:02,554 --> 00:27:06,558 If jackie hadn't gotten sick, none of this would have happened. 357 00:27:06,558 --> 00:27:09,060 When you're right, you're right. 358 00:27:09,561 --> 00:27:12,564 One of us captains gotta step up. Lack of control at the top is fuckin' up this family. 359 00:27:13,064 --> 00:27:15,567 - That's true. - You can say that again. 360 00:27:15,567 --> 00:27:20,071 If the old man were here, instead of in that cell in springfield, 361 00:27:20,071 --> 00:27:23,074 he'd say,"raymond, this is your moment." 362 00:27:23,074 --> 00:27:26,077 Go easy with the grease gun, okay? What? 363 00:27:26,578 --> 00:27:30,582 You're the boy wonder. Both him and jackie had you picked from day one. 364 00:27:30,582 --> 00:27:33,084 You got the age. You got the seniority. 365 00:27:33,084 --> 00:27:37,088 I also got an 18- year- old with m. S. , okay? 366 00:27:37,088 --> 00:27:39,591 I told nucci i'd be doin' less, not more. 367 00:27:39,591 --> 00:27:42,594 All due respect to your crippled kid, you don't want a wire up your ass. 368 00:27:42,594 --> 00:27:44,596 You don't want the headache. 369 00:27:44,596 --> 00:27:47,599 That's why you should be boss. You're so fuckin' smart. 370 00:27:47,599 --> 00:27:50,101 And it's "physically challenged." 371 00:27:50,101 --> 00:27:52,604 Absolutely. 372 00:27:53,104 --> 00:27:56,107 Why don't we run this thing like a council? 373 00:27:56,608 --> 00:28:00,612 Larry, the old guys set this up as a paramilitary organization. 374 00:28:00,612 --> 00:28:06,117 We need a supreme commander at the top, not the fuckin' dave clark five. 375 00:28:06,117 --> 00:28:09,621 Face it. You and junior are gonna have to duke it out. 376 00:28:10,121 --> 00:28:13,625 You gotta be boss. Number one: I love the man. 377 00:28:14,125 --> 00:28:18,129 Number two: He's got new york behind him. 378 00:28:18,129 --> 00:28:22,133 Not for anything, god bless your uncle, but he's livin' in the wrong century, 379 00:28:22,133 --> 00:28:24,135 and new york knows it. 380 00:28:24,135 --> 00:28:28,139 You want it, t? You'll get their okay. 381 00:28:28,139 --> 00:28:31,643 It's the right thing. It's inevitable. 382 00:28:31,643 --> 00:28:35,146 I don't want no disturbance. 383 00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:52,163 Hey, what's up? Nothin'. 384 00:28:52,414 --> 00:28:55,417 I bet you told your mom what happened. 385 00:28:55,784 --> 00:28:58,286 What are you, high? 386 00:28:58,286 --> 00:29:02,290 Well, you owe me 40 bucks for the shirt. The collar was totally ripped. 387 00:29:02,424 --> 00:29:04,426 You still owe me for fourth of july. 388 00:29:04,426 --> 00:29:06,177 Bottle rockets? I paid for them. 389 00:29:06,678 --> 00:29:10,181 Not for the m80s. Remember? The ones you blew up the frogs with. 390 00:29:10,181 --> 00:29:14,185 - Oh, yeah. That was pretty cool. - Yeah. 391 00:29:14,686 --> 00:29:17,689 Listen. Just give me the money. 392 00:29:17,806 --> 00:29:21,192 - That thing was so gay. I did you a favor. - You're gonna do it. 393 00:29:21,309 --> 00:29:23,311 Make me, fatty. 394 00:29:24,446 --> 00:29:26,314 - Dick wad. - Asshole. 395 00:29:26,815 --> 00:29:29,818 Whoa! 396 00:29:30,318 --> 00:29:32,821 Shithead. 397 00:29:32,821 --> 00:29:35,323 Bitch-- come on. 398 00:29:36,574 --> 00:29:39,077 Let's go, shithead. 399 00:29:39,077 --> 00:29:42,080 - Let me go! - Why? So i can kick your ass again? 400 00:29:42,213 --> 00:29:45,216 - I was kicking your ass. - Nobody won. It was a draw. 401 00:29:45,216 --> 00:29:49,721 The pit tomorrow, 3:00. 402 00:29:49,838 --> 00:29:53,341 You gotta help me with these cinch bugs. They're killing my sweet corn. 403 00:29:53,341 --> 00:29:56,845 Well, this blue stuff works pretty well, and it's safe for the environment. 404 00:29:56,845 --> 00:30:00,348 I tried that. You got any d. D. T. Back there? 405 00:30:00,732 --> 00:30:03,735 Uh, that stuff's illegal. It's been banned. 406 00:30:04,102 --> 00:30:07,105 Maybe you got a surplus in the back, you could go, you look. I'll meet you back there. 407 00:30:07,355 --> 00:30:09,858 Look, mr. Soprano, if i could do something, i would-- 408 00:30:10,241 --> 00:30:14,496 mr. Piocosta! Right? How ya doin'? 409 00:30:16,364 --> 00:30:19,367 Remember our boys went to camp aheka together? 410 00:30:19,501 --> 00:30:22,003 Of course. Tony. How are ya? Good. Good. 411 00:30:22,370 --> 00:30:24,873 Your kid still got that killer crossover dribble? 412 00:30:24,873 --> 00:30:28,376 - Yeah, i guess so. - That's gonna get him a scholarship. 413 00:30:28,376 --> 00:30:31,012 - So how's anthony? - He's moody, you know? 414 00:30:31,513 --> 00:30:34,516 For a kid that age, you know? 415 00:30:34,632 --> 00:30:36,634 It was nice seein' ya, tony. 416 00:30:36,885 --> 00:30:40,271 Why don't we get together and cook up some dogs for the boys? 417 00:30:40,271 --> 00:30:44,776 Tony, i-- i don't even know if these guys are close anymore. 418 00:30:44,776 --> 00:30:47,278 Did anthony mention anything to you? 419 00:30:47,529 --> 00:30:49,531 I'll have carmela call joanie. We'll get together. 420 00:30:50,031 --> 00:30:52,650 - Linda. - Linda. 421 00:30:52,784 --> 00:30:55,286 That's great. Tony, that's great. 422 00:30:55,787 --> 00:30:58,289 I'll see you around. 423 00:31:32,323 --> 00:31:34,325 Tony? 424 00:31:34,325 --> 00:31:37,328 Yeah. Oh, my god. 425 00:31:37,328 --> 00:31:39,330 Tony? 426 00:31:42,834 --> 00:31:47,839 I thought the medication was supposed to help your panic attacks. 427 00:31:47,839 --> 00:31:52,844 It-- it does. It's the first one in a while. 428 00:31:52,844 --> 00:31:57,348 What does your therapist say? He should increase your dosage. 429 00:31:57,348 --> 00:31:59,851 He's got more degrees than a thermometer. 430 00:31:59,851 --> 00:32:03,354 Don't worry about it. I'll take care of it. 431 00:32:05,356 --> 00:32:08,359 Does your therapist ask questions about our marriage? 432 00:32:08,359 --> 00:32:11,362 I know that personal feelings are hard for you to talk about. 433 00:32:11,863 --> 00:32:15,867 Talk. That's all we do is talk. 434 00:32:16,367 --> 00:32:18,369 Carm, i'm gonna quit. 435 00:32:18,369 --> 00:32:22,874 Did you bring this up with him? Yeah. 436 00:32:22,874 --> 00:32:26,377 He knows. I guess. 437 00:32:28,379 --> 00:32:32,383 Oh, shit. I forgot to take my fuckin' prozac this mornin'. 438 00:32:32,884 --> 00:32:35,386 It's up in the bathroom. Can you get it? 439 00:32:37,388 --> 00:32:41,893 I know with jackie sick you're under tremendous pressure. 440 00:32:42,393 --> 00:32:46,397 But i feel if the therapy didn't hurt, it wouldn't be helping. 441 00:32:46,898 --> 00:32:49,901 No, you don't understand. 442 00:32:49,901 --> 00:32:53,905 That's why you're in therapy. Because i don't understand! 443 00:32:53,905 --> 00:32:57,909 I'm telling you, tony, if you give up now, i'm gonna have to reevaluate things. 444 00:32:58,409 --> 00:33:00,411 What is that, huh? 445 00:33:00,411 --> 00:33:03,414 I got a very sensitive job. I'm not an average joe on the block. 446 00:33:03,414 --> 00:33:06,417 I gotta spell it out for you? It's our marriage, tony! 447 00:33:06,417 --> 00:33:08,419 Therapy is too much exposure. Fine! 448 00:33:08,419 --> 00:33:11,923 You live with the results then! 449 00:33:11,923 --> 00:33:14,425 What's that, a threat? 450 00:33:14,792 --> 00:33:17,295 No, tony. It's a rave review. 451 00:33:17,295 --> 00:33:19,797 You get your own fuckin' pills. 452 00:33:25,403 --> 00:33:27,021 How long did the attack last? 453 00:33:27,522 --> 00:33:29,023 About 30 seconds. 454 00:33:31,025 --> 00:33:35,396 I was dizzy, out of breath. That's it though. I never lost consciousness. 455 00:33:35,897 --> 00:33:38,900 Anything since? 456 00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:43,905 I'm gonna write a script for xanax, just for a couple of days. 457 00:33:43,905 --> 00:33:49,043 It'll get you over this short- term stresses. 458 00:33:49,043 --> 00:33:54,549 My uncle. He's got me in a box where i gotta do something i don't wanna do. 459 00:33:59,554 --> 00:34:01,556 And then there's my mother. 460 00:34:01,556 --> 00:34:04,058 I pay four grand a month for this place, 461 00:34:04,559 --> 00:34:09,063 and she acts like i'm an eskimo, pushing her out to sea. 462 00:34:09,063 --> 00:34:11,816 She's testing. 463 00:34:13,684 --> 00:34:15,770 Same as your uncle. 464 00:34:16,154 --> 00:34:19,157 Like little kids. 465 00:34:19,273 --> 00:34:22,276 There's a good book about this. I'll give you the name. 466 00:34:22,410 --> 00:34:24,412 No, i read, i go right out. 467 00:34:24,912 --> 00:34:28,666 It'sstrategies for coping with elder family. 468 00:34:30,535 --> 00:34:32,537 Can't fuckin' spank'em though. 469 00:34:33,037 --> 00:34:37,041 Would it hurt you to let your mother think that she's still in charge? 470 00:34:37,041 --> 00:34:40,044 You have children. You know what they're like. 471 00:34:40,044 --> 00:34:45,800 You know that sometimes it's important to let them have the illusion of being in control. 472 00:34:56,944 --> 00:34:58,946 Chris, my man! 473 00:34:59,447 --> 00:35:01,949 Surprised to see me? Heard they took you for a little ride. 474 00:35:01,949 --> 00:35:05,453 Tour of the meadowlands. Oh, yeah? 475 00:35:05,953 --> 00:35:07,955 Heard you had a little b. M. Out there. 476 00:35:07,955 --> 00:35:10,458 - So you got my cut? - They came and took it. 477 00:35:10,458 --> 00:35:13,461 - Who? - Junior soprano's boys. 478 00:35:13,461 --> 00:35:15,463 They said you was out, and it's they corner now. 479 00:35:15,463 --> 00:35:19,467 - You let them do that? - I don't argue too well suckin' on a smith & wesson. 480 00:35:19,467 --> 00:35:23,471 - You didn't beep me? - Word on the street, you out of commission. 481 00:35:23,971 --> 00:35:25,973 Sorry, man. Business. 482 00:35:27,975 --> 00:35:31,979 Chris, you know there's no one i'd rather give my ten points to than you. 483 00:35:32,230 --> 00:35:36,234 It's all right. It's not your fault. 484 00:35:36,234 --> 00:35:38,236 Oh, i'm glad that you say that, man. 485 00:35:38,736 --> 00:35:42,607 Sneaky motherfucker! 486 00:35:42,857 --> 00:35:45,993 Oh, shit! Oh! 487 00:35:45,993 --> 00:35:51,249 I don't care if they shove a scud missile up your ass. 488 00:35:51,249 --> 00:35:55,753 This is my corner. You pay anyone but me, i'm comin' back for your thumbs. 489 00:35:56,003 --> 00:35:59,006 And that didn't happen, what you said! 490 00:36:04,262 --> 00:36:06,264 I'm gonna kill you! 491 00:36:14,021 --> 00:36:16,524 If you get in trouble, go for the takedown. 492 00:36:16,524 --> 00:36:20,027 Sweep kick and steamroll. Game is over. 493 00:36:20,027 --> 00:36:22,029 All you're doing is makin' me nervous. 494 00:36:22,530 --> 00:36:26,033 Do you want a nitro bar? Would you shut the fuck up? 495 00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:30,905 - He's coming! - It's the moment of truth. 496 00:37:02,436 --> 00:37:04,438 Here. 497 00:37:04,438 --> 00:37:08,075 - What the hell is that? - Just take it. 498 00:37:08,576 --> 00:37:10,578 I'll fight you for it. 499 00:37:11,078 --> 00:37:13,831 - I can't. - What do you mean, can't? 500 00:37:14,198 --> 00:37:17,201 Just take it! 501 00:37:20,705 --> 00:37:23,090 I knew you'd chicken out. 502 00:37:25,710 --> 00:37:27,712 Man! 503 00:37:28,095 --> 00:37:29,597 He chickened out. He's scared. 504 00:37:30,097 --> 00:37:32,099 Oh, yeah! He's real scared ofyou. 505 00:37:32,099 --> 00:37:36,604 What's that supposed to mean? You won, man! Yeah! Tonio, you won! 506 00:37:37,104 --> 00:37:39,857 I'm leaving. 507 00:37:40,358 --> 00:37:43,978 Boo! 508 00:38:18,145 --> 00:38:20,147 One of the gangland's youngest alleged leaders... 509 00:38:20,514 --> 00:38:23,401 died late this afternoon at st. Isaac's hospital. 510 00:38:23,901 --> 00:38:25,903 Turn it off. Turn the music off! Giacomo "jackie" aprile, 511 00:38:25,903 --> 00:38:30,408 allegedly one of the state's top mafia figures was first hospitalized last year. 512 00:38:30,908 --> 00:38:36,414 Authorities called aprile the acting boss for 74- year- old ercoli "eckley" demeo, 513 00:38:36,414 --> 00:38:39,784 currently serving a life sentence in springfield federal penitentiary. 514 00:38:40,284 --> 00:38:45,289 Authorities believe he was made acting boss for the north jersey mafia two years ago. 515 00:38:45,423 --> 00:38:47,425 Aprile was 44 years old. 516 00:38:47,925 --> 00:38:50,928 Thank you, heather, for that live report. 517 00:38:50,928 --> 00:38:54,932 Goddamn it. I was just there. They told me he wouldn't go today. 518 00:38:54,932 --> 00:38:56,934 It looks like the possibility of rain for this weekend. 519 00:38:57,435 --> 00:39:01,439 I'll never forget where i was this day. 520 00:39:04,692 --> 00:39:08,195 It's okay. 521 00:39:08,195 --> 00:39:11,699 He was a good man. 522 00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:15,202 Let's do a toast. Give me a toast. 523 00:39:17,705 --> 00:39:20,708 To a great man. To a great leader. 524 00:39:20,708 --> 00:39:23,711 A great friend. 525 00:39:25,713 --> 00:39:27,715 To jackie. 526 00:39:28,716 --> 00:39:32,219 Buonanima. Buonanima. 527 00:39:36,223 --> 00:39:39,727 T! Ya hear what happened? 528 00:39:40,094 --> 00:39:41,595 Just now. 529 00:39:41,595 --> 00:39:46,100 That's not all. I go to make a pickup from yo yo mendez. 530 00:39:46,100 --> 00:39:49,103 He says it ain't my corner anymore. It's junior's. 531 00:39:49,103 --> 00:39:52,106 Christopher. This ain't the time. They're movin' in! 532 00:39:52,606 --> 00:39:55,609 I say we go to defcon 4! 533 00:39:55,609 --> 00:39:58,612 I gotta assess this, all right? 534 00:39:59,113 --> 00:40:03,117 What are we, politicians? Does this look like the senate to you? 535 00:40:03,117 --> 00:40:05,119 - Hey, hey. - This is about respect of our thing! 536 00:40:05,119 --> 00:40:07,621 Why don't you shut the fuck up? It doesn't concern you! 537 00:40:07,621 --> 00:40:12,126 Yes, it is. I represent you out there, and i'm tired of puttin' my tail between my legs. 538 00:40:12,126 --> 00:40:16,130 This ain't negotiation time. This isscarface, final scene. 539 00:40:16,630 --> 00:40:19,633 Fuckin' bazookas under each arm. Say hello to my little friend. 540 00:40:20,134 --> 00:40:22,770 Always with the scenarios. 541 00:40:23,270 --> 00:40:25,773 You don't do somethin', i gotta question your leadership. 542 00:40:26,273 --> 00:40:28,776 What the-- you ungrateful little fuck! 543 00:40:28,776 --> 00:40:31,278 Where'd you get the balls to question my leadership, huh? 544 00:40:31,779 --> 00:40:33,280 I'm just sayin' how it is. 545 00:40:33,781 --> 00:40:36,784 I ought to rip your fuckin' head off and finish the job. 546 00:40:37,284 --> 00:40:39,787 You're the boss. That's right. I am. 547 00:40:39,787 --> 00:40:45,292 You're lucky a man i loved died today. 548 00:40:54,802 --> 00:40:58,806 Here we go, the war of'99. We should go with him. 549 00:40:58,806 --> 00:41:01,809 You do what you're told when you're told. 550 00:41:03,811 --> 00:41:04,812 Adios, junior. 551 00:41:07,314 --> 00:41:10,317 Mind your mother now, hear me? 552 00:41:13,821 --> 00:41:16,824 Never mind. 553 00:41:17,324 --> 00:41:19,827 A little more. That's good right there. 554 00:41:19,827 --> 00:41:22,329 Right there? Yeah, that's good. 555 00:41:22,329 --> 00:41:24,331 All right. 556 00:41:29,336 --> 00:41:31,705 Here! Take this. 557 00:41:33,207 --> 00:41:35,209 Uncle junior. 558 00:41:35,342 --> 00:41:37,344 I need to talk to ya. 559 00:41:41,098 --> 00:41:46,604 I came in heavy, like you said, but i don't wanna use it. 560 00:42:01,869 --> 00:42:05,873 Our friend jackie has died. 561 00:42:06,874 --> 00:42:08,876 I heard. 562 00:42:09,126 --> 00:42:11,128 Now we need a leader. 563 00:42:12,630 --> 00:42:14,882 We do. 564 00:42:18,886 --> 00:42:21,388 And i don't want any confusion or misunderstandin'. 565 00:42:21,639 --> 00:42:23,257 Yes? 566 00:42:25,259 --> 00:42:29,763 Sopranos have been waiting a long time to take the reins. 567 00:42:34,268 --> 00:42:37,271 That's why i want it to be you, uncle jun. 568 00:42:42,776 --> 00:42:44,778 This is your decision? 569 00:42:44,778 --> 00:42:47,031 It is. 570 00:42:47,531 --> 00:42:49,533 You speak for the captains? 571 00:42:49,667 --> 00:42:51,669 I can. 572 00:42:53,671 --> 00:42:56,173 Come here. 573 00:42:56,173 --> 00:43:00,678 You crazycialtrone. You had me worried there. 574 00:43:00,678 --> 00:43:03,180 You think i'm gonna mess with a guy like you? You been pumpin' iron? 575 00:43:03,180 --> 00:43:05,683 You're stronger than a bull. 576 00:43:05,683 --> 00:43:10,054 Hey, call parcel's. Give this guy a tryout, huh? Come here. 577 00:43:10,554 --> 00:43:14,058 Always the bullshitter. Just one thing, one thing. 578 00:43:14,058 --> 00:43:18,562 You know i can't be perceived to lose face, right? 579 00:43:18,562 --> 00:43:22,566 So, bloomfield... 580 00:43:25,069 --> 00:43:27,071 and the paving union. 581 00:43:27,071 --> 00:43:29,573 It's my asking price. 582 00:43:34,578 --> 00:43:38,082 Congratulations. 583 00:43:46,924 --> 00:43:49,426 I almost got in a fight today. 584 00:43:49,426 --> 00:43:52,930 Fight? With jeremy piocosta. 585 00:43:52,930 --> 00:43:55,432 I take french with his brother. He's such a poseur. 586 00:43:55,683 --> 00:43:59,186 Who won? No one. He backed out. 587 00:43:59,687 --> 00:44:02,189 Phil litto said, "yeah, he's real scared of you." 588 00:44:02,189 --> 00:44:04,191 When i asked what that meant, they all laughed. 589 00:44:04,191 --> 00:44:07,194 Duh. What do you mean? 590 00:44:07,194 --> 00:44:10,698 Sometimes you're so naive. 591 00:44:10,698 --> 00:44:14,201 What do you think dad does for a living? Waste management. 592 00:44:14,201 --> 00:44:17,204 Do you know any other garbage men who live in a house like this? 593 00:44:17,204 --> 00:44:18,706 Uncle jackie. 594 00:44:18,706 --> 00:44:21,709 And why do we call him uncle when he's not even related? 595 00:44:23,210 --> 00:44:25,713 He's in dad'sotherfamily. 596 00:44:28,215 --> 00:44:30,601 Come here. 597 00:44:40,861 --> 00:44:42,363 I'll print it out for you. 598 00:45:24,655 --> 00:45:27,908 Hi. Jennifer. 599 00:45:28,409 --> 00:45:31,912 I tried calling. Yeah, the phone's off the hook. 600 00:45:31,912 --> 00:45:33,914 Come on in. 601 00:45:38,919 --> 00:45:42,790 I guess we won't be going to dinner. 602 00:45:42,790 --> 00:45:44,792 I'm worried, jennifer. 603 00:45:48,295 --> 00:45:50,798 I think i'm starting to lose it. 604 00:45:50,798 --> 00:45:54,051 I was standing in line this morning in the doughnut shop. 605 00:45:54,051 --> 00:45:59,556 A man in a booth looked at me. All of a sudden, i started shaking uncontrollably. 606 00:45:59,556 --> 00:46:02,059 Lady says,"next." I ran away. 607 00:46:04,945 --> 00:46:10,951 Hey. You've been through a very traumatic experience. 608 00:46:12,953 --> 00:46:18,959 I hate to admit this, but i'm afraid to go outside. 609 00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:25,966 I...got this crazy idea that i'm being followed. 610 00:46:25,966 --> 00:46:29,970 And this song keeps running through my head. 611 00:46:29,970 --> 00:46:32,973 "People are strange." The doors. 612 00:46:33,474 --> 00:46:37,978 Where faces look evil when you're alienated. 613 00:46:37,978 --> 00:46:39,980 Randall-- 614 00:46:39,980 --> 00:46:44,485 dead at 27 in a paris bathtub. 615 00:46:44,485 --> 00:46:47,488 Okay, i think you should go and talk to mel gelbar. 616 00:46:47,488 --> 00:46:50,991 He specializes in post- traumatic stress disorder. 617 00:46:50,991 --> 00:46:53,994 Y- you couldn't prescribe something? 618 00:46:54,495 --> 00:46:56,497 I'm your date, not your doctor. 619 00:46:56,997 --> 00:47:00,501 Oh, yeah, right. Yeah. No. 620 00:47:31,398 --> 00:47:37,037 Saw my first dead body when i was about 15, maybe 16. 621 00:47:37,037 --> 00:47:41,041 Won't tell you about how he got clipped, because it was, uh-- 622 00:47:43,544 --> 00:47:45,546 sorry. 623 00:47:45,796 --> 00:47:49,917 You okay? I was thinking. 624 00:47:49,917 --> 00:47:54,171 I guess i live a sheltered existence. 625 00:47:54,671 --> 00:47:56,673 How so? 626 00:47:58,675 --> 00:48:01,678 Well, i'm in this room for ten hours a day. 627 00:48:01,678 --> 00:48:04,681 I guess i'm out of touch with the... 628 00:48:04,681 --> 00:48:09,686 climate of rage in american society, 629 00:48:09,686 --> 00:48:12,689 the casual violence. 630 00:48:12,823 --> 00:48:16,443 Your voice is all tight. 631 00:48:20,447 --> 00:48:24,952 This week my friend got beat up... 632 00:48:24,952 --> 00:48:27,337 by a policeman, no less. 633 00:48:28,839 --> 00:48:30,340 Oh, yeah? 634 00:48:30,841 --> 00:48:34,845 It was a nightmare. 635 00:48:34,845 --> 00:48:37,214 Wow. 636 00:48:37,214 --> 00:48:39,716 I mean, i don't know if this cop... 637 00:48:39,716 --> 00:48:43,220 was crazy or drunk or what. 638 00:48:43,220 --> 00:48:49,226 But he was raving, "prime rib, hamburger." It was surreal. 639 00:48:49,610 --> 00:48:53,113 Fuckin' moron. 640 00:48:54,615 --> 00:48:58,735 I mean, it sounds like this guy is a fuckin' moron. 641 00:48:58,735 --> 00:49:02,623 My friend's filing suit against the city. 642 00:49:02,623 --> 00:49:06,627 But the worst part of it is, my relationship with him will never be the same. 643 00:49:06,743 --> 00:49:11,381 Sorry. Oh, it wasn't your fault. 644 00:49:11,882 --> 00:49:17,387 Hey, this is your session. I'm sorry. This is-- 645 00:49:17,504 --> 00:49:19,506 hey. Very unprofessional. 646 00:49:19,506 --> 00:49:22,509 No, it's all right. You had your wits scared out of you. 647 00:49:23,010 --> 00:49:25,512 Is the xanax helping? 648 00:49:25,762 --> 00:49:30,267 Fine. No more attacks. 649 00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:33,904 But you still have your doubts? 650 00:49:33,904 --> 00:49:37,407 About therapy? 651 00:49:37,407 --> 00:49:40,410 No, no, no, no. Give it another chance. 652 00:49:40,911 --> 00:49:43,914 Got a lot of good ideas here. 653 00:49:43,914 --> 00:49:45,916 Okay. 654 00:49:46,166 --> 00:49:49,670 On how to cope. 655 00:49:52,422 --> 00:49:57,427 Tell me why this was a smart move to make junior the big willie. 656 00:49:57,427 --> 00:50:01,932 Look at him. He's content. Thinks he's the king of kings. 657 00:50:03,934 --> 00:50:06,937 Truth is, every decision is made by me. 658 00:50:06,937 --> 00:50:08,939 I still worry about the money end. 659 00:50:08,939 --> 00:50:11,441 That's'cause that's what you do. You worry. 660 00:50:11,441 --> 00:50:15,445 He doesn't know we kick back to jackie. 661 00:50:15,445 --> 00:50:16,947 We're gonna do good. 662 00:50:17,447 --> 00:50:21,952 Point is, he's got the title. He's a happy fuckin' camper. 663 00:50:21,952 --> 00:50:24,454 The house is secure. 664 00:50:24,454 --> 00:50:28,458 Yeah, only now we got a brand- new lightning rod on top to take the hits. 665 00:50:28,458 --> 00:50:30,460 Smart. Very smart. 666 00:50:30,460 --> 00:50:33,964 Yeah, and now you got bloomfield and the union chair. 667 00:50:34,464 --> 00:50:38,969 Otherwise you'd fuck me, larry, but you wouldn't respect me in the morning, would ya? 668 00:50:38,969 --> 00:50:41,471 As long as you guarantee to keep the old fart in line. 669 00:50:41,471 --> 00:50:44,975 Hey, i still love that man. I'm his favorite nephew. 670 00:50:44,975 --> 00:50:47,978 Look at him over there with my ma. 671 00:50:47,978 --> 00:50:50,480 Those people went through world war ii. 672 00:51:11,618 --> 00:51:13,870 Thank you. 673 00:51:18,875 --> 00:51:22,879 T, check out the government. 674 00:51:26,383 --> 00:51:28,385 Shooting right to left. 675 00:51:28,635 --> 00:51:30,637 Got uncle jun's good side. 676 00:52:04,171 --> 00:52:07,641 Closed- captioned by captions, inc. Los angeles