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Pam, line three.

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Okay, thanks.

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New york, as it turns out,
is very expensive.

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And i ran out
of money.

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I thought about selling
a kidney,

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But michael offered to get me
a part-Time job at corporate.

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Hey.

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* pamela-A-A *

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Of course,

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Now michael knows where to reach me
16 to 18 hours a week.

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Hey, michael.

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* pamela-A-A *

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<i>Miss, you, kiddo.</i>

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<i>Miss you...so much.</i>

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- Hey.
- Hello.

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That was really fun
last night.

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Yeah, it was nice.

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I'm actually thinking about getting
my own set of put-Put golf clubs.

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Oh, that would be great.
You need that.

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- Yeah?
- Yeah.

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- Oh, really?
- Yeah, it would help.

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Well, i, uh...

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- I let her win.
- No, he didn't.

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So...

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When, um,
can i see you again?

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Um, tonight.
I'm free tonight.

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Is that too eager?

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No.

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I don't care.
I'm free tonight.

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Okay.

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Oh, wait.

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Oh, tonight's no good.

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Because i am busy
taking you out.

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Oh, i just remembered.
I can't tonight.

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Why?

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I'm going out with you.

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Wow.

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Oh, wait a second.

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Oh, i can't tonight.

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- Tonight's--
- No more.

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- No more.
- All right.

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Too many times.

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It's all good.

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Um, all right,
so good.

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So have a nice day.

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Thank you.
You too.

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You're welcome.

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In my opinion,

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the third date is traditionally
the one where...

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You have sex.

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Does holly feel that way?

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I don't know.

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I will probably find out
tonight.

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If she starts having sex
with me,

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I'll know for sure.

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That's for you.

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And, uh, oh.

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I am right in assuming that
Dwight is short for d-Money.

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'Cause that's what i wrote
on your save-The-Date.

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You set a date?

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<i>J-Money.</i>

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<i>Or should it be t-Money,
for tuna?</i>

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<i>Receptionist-Money.</i>

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<i>K-Money.</i>

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What are you making?

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A knife.

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You're making a knife
with a knife?

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You got a better way?

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You wanna talk about it?

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About what?

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You know I know.

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You know they know.

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I know none of that.

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And if i did,
you'd be the last to know.

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Oh, the mall could be fun.

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Yeah.

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We could go to the food court,
get different foods.

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You could get
chicken teriyaki.

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I could get a hot dog.

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Some of what we order depends on
whether we're having sex after.

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Oh, my!

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Wow, elephant in the room.

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Are we, do you think?

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Do you think
we're gonna have sex tonight?

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Hell, yeah.

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Okay, so we do
the restaurant thing,

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And then--Then--
Then we can do--

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We'll just do
the restaurant thing first.

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Yeah, that's good.

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Probably get soup
or something light.

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Hi.

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She introduced me
to so many things.

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Pasteurized milk, sheets,
Monotheism...

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Presents on your birthday,

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Preventative medicine.

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It's nice to learn
new things.

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- I was talking to myself.
- Okay.

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I just don't get it.

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What don't you get?

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Why is she marrying Andy?

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Angela's not really
a risk taker.

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And Andy's not really a risk.

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That's really fattening.

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No, it's lettuce.

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- It's time to go?
- No.

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No.

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Reservations are at 8:00,

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So we've got, like,
an hour 45 minutes.

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I'm a crazy 8.
I'm crazy.

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You're crazy.
Go crazy.

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Oh, I forgot my keys.

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Do you need 'em?

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- Yeah,let's go grab them.
- All right.

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<i>Oh, after vous.</i>

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<i>Thank vous.</i>

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What?

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Oh!

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<i>I didn't forget my keys.</i>

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<i>I just didn't want
to make out with you</i>

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<i>In front of the cameras.</i>

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<i>Do you think they can hear us?</i>

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<i>Not if we turn these dials</i>

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<i>All the way down.</i>

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<i>Now they can't hear us
at all.</i>

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<i>Oh, good.</i>

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<i>We're totally alone.</i>

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<i>Yes, that's correct.</i>

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<i>I need to cancel checks
from 10,001 to 90,000.</i>

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Great, they stole
my laptop.

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Yeah, well, they stole
my surge protector.

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How does that even compare?

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Oscar, i'm now going
to be prone to surges.

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Oh, my god.
What happened?

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We were robbed last night.

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Bravo, Watson.

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Looks like a classic
seven-Man job.

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Okay, security tapes
were stolen.

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<i>Motives--Financial,</i><i>Or possibly
vintage HP computer collectors.</i>

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Hank down at security
had clocked out.

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And that is all we have.

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Can i talk to you
for a second?

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Yeah.

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Oh--Oh!

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That wasn't us, right?

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You remembered to lock
the doors?

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No, did you?

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Michael, I think this
is our fault.

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- Oh, no.My god.
- No,no  

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Oh, my god!

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So much for sex
without consequences.

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<i>You are such a dork!</i>

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<i>Shots!</i>

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So apparently Pam went out
last night

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And accidentally called my work phone
at 3:00 in the morning.

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So...

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<i>I'm not drunk.</i>

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I'm on minute six
of this message.

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<i>Okay, i do not sound
like that.</i>

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<i>You can take the girl
out of philly...</i>

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<i>Scranton.</i>

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The future mother
of my children.

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I never felt safe here.

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You're always safe with me.

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I'm a very good screamer.

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And one day,

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We're gonna move to disney's
celebration village in florida

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And leave all of this behind.

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I would very much
like that.

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- Yeah?
- Yeah.

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* CONSIDER YOURSELF *

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* AT HOME *

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Ugh.

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Ugh

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Get in.

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Where are we going?

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I know she loves me,
phyllis.

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I am sure of it.

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She practically told me so.

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Then you need to give her
an ultimatum.

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Tell her
she needs to make a choice.

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You or Andy.

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If she picks you, great.

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If not, you can move on.

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Are you sure
that's gonna work?

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It did when Bob said
I had to stop talking

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to my sister on the phone
so much.

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Wait--This isn't our floor.

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Dwight.

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How's everyone doing?

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<i>My door is always open</i>

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<i>If anyone wants to talk.</i>

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I don't want to talk.

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I want my laptop back.

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Nobody steals from Creed Bratton
and gets away with it.

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The last person to do this
disappeared.

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His name?

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Creed Bratton.

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We're gonna make everything
all right.

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All right?

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Conference room,15 minutes.

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1/2 hour.

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All right?

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To recoup their losses,

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I am planning
a little charity auction.

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Where people from all over
scranton can come

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And bid on our goods
and services.

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I'm calling it crime-Aid.

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It's like farm aid.

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But instead of farms fighting
against aids,

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It is us fighting
against our own poverty

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I think it's a fun idea.

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Thank you.

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We could auction off things
that we do for each other,

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Like cleaning
or tennis lessons.

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My sorority did it
all the time.

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Okay, i'm gonna have to
stop you right there.

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Was this a sorority that you
didn't get into a real sorority

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So you had to kind
of form your own?

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<i>- Move on, michael.
- Okay.</i>

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Okay, well, come on!

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Let's have an auction.
Let's do this.

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We'll auction off people,

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Like in the olden days.

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<i>So in order to recoup</i>
the value of items we liked,

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We have to spend more money
on things we don't want.

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Who would ever come to this?

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<i>I don't know.</i>

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It could be any number
of people.

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It could be a pedestrian.

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It could be a old person.

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It could be a lookie-Loo.

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<i>Or it could be</i>

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A bruce springsteen fan--
What?

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Who said that?
I did.

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Why did i say that?

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<i>Oh, i think you know why
i said that.</i>

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<i>I think it is very apparent.</i>

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I think it goes without saying.

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Bear with me.

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<i>There's a point there.</i>

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<i>But what is the point?</i>

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<i>I don't understand
what he's saying.</i>

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It seems a little shady.

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It seems a little foggy.

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Well,it's not a little foggy.

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<i>There's really something
going on here--</i>

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Do you need us
for any of this?

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Do I?

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Michael scored
the big ticket item.

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Springsteen tickets.

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The boss scored the boss.

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Yeah, i think
that's pretty boss.

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He knows how to get things.

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He got me.

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Whoa!

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Sorry.

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Twice.

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- Right?
- Mm-Hmm.

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Listen to me close,

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'Cause i'm only
gonna say this once.

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You either break off your engagement
with that singing buffoon,

265
00:10:25,700 --> 00:10:27,600
apologize,and then date me.

266
00:10:27,700 --> 00:10:30,800
Or you can say good-Bye
to this.

267
00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:35,500
I think you have me confused
with another person.

268
00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:37,400
I said i was only
gonna say it once.

269
00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:39,700
You have until 6:14 p.M.

270
00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:41,500
6:14.

271
00:10:41,500 --> 00:10:42,600
<i>I heard you.</i>

272
00:10:42,900 --> 00:10:45,100
Pump it up!
Yeah!

273
00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:47,400
Yeah! Yeah!

274
00:10:48,100 --> 00:10:49,400
Pump up the volume.

275
00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:51,200
Thank you very much,
everybody.

276
00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:54,400
Thank you,Mr.Springsteen.

277
00:10:56,100 --> 00:10:58,600
And welcome
to C.R.I.M.E.-A.I.D.

278
00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:06,200
Crime reduces innocence.
Makes everyone angry,I declare.

279
00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:09,200
It is not known

280
00:11:10,100 --> 00:11:14,100
How many office robberies occur
<i>Every second</i>

281
00:11:14,300 --> 00:11:18,700
<i>Because there is no wikipedia entry</i>
for office robbery statistics.

282
00:11:18,700 --> 00:11:21,600
<i>However, tonight,
its victims</i>

283
00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:24,800
Are standing together
and standing strong

284
00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,000
In the form of song,

285
00:11:29,700 --> 00:11:31,300
<i>Cooking lessons,</i>

286
00:11:31,700 --> 00:11:33,000
<i>And hugs.</i>

287
00:11:33,100 --> 00:11:35,500
Really, phyllis?
You're auctioning a hug?

288
00:11:35,700 --> 00:11:37,900
<i>Okay, so with no further ado,</i>

289
00:11:37,900 --> 00:11:40,800
Lights, camera, auction!

290
00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:43,500
Take it away,Bruce!

291
00:11:47,100 --> 00:11:50,200
Mike gave me a list of
his top ten springsteen songs.

292
00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:52,500
Three of them were
huey lewis and the news.

293
00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:54,600
<i>One was tracy chapman,
fast car.</i>

294
00:11:55,100 --> 00:11:56,600
And my personal favorite,

295
00:11:56,700 --> 00:11:57,900
<i>Short people.</i>

296
00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:03,500
Okay, this is the moment
that you have all been waiting for.

297
00:12:03,500 --> 00:12:07,400
Our first item
up for bids tonight

298
00:12:07,700 --> 00:12:11,200
Is something I consider
to be very boss indeed.

299
00:12:12,300 --> 00:12:15,700
It is a yoga lesson
from Holly Flax!

300
00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:17,300
<i>Yoga!</i>

301
00:12:17,300 --> 00:12:18,900
<i>And I would like
to start the bidding off</i>

302
00:12:18,900 --> 00:12:21,500
At $300.

303
00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:23,800
$300, do i hear $300?

304
00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:24,600
<i>$300.</i>

305
00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:25,800
Hey, batter, batter.
Hey, batter.

306
00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:28,500
Swing, batter, $300,
$300, $300.

307
00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:29,700
<i>Anybody, $300.</i>

308
00:12:29,700 --> 00:12:30,600
$400.

309
00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:35,800
Do I see somebody in the back?

310
00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:36,600
<i>Is there somebody in the back?</i>

311
00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:37,600
<i>Do i see somebody in the back?</i>

312
00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:39,300
<i>400--$450.</i>

313
00:12:40,300 --> 00:12:43,000
Sold for $300 to me!

314
00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:44,400
What the hell is that?

315
00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:46,200
It's the only gavel
I could find.

316
00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:48,300
It squeaks when you bang it.
That's what she said.

317
00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:49,600
<i>Let's hear it for me!</i>

318
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:50,900
Right?

319
00:12:51,700 --> 00:12:53,500
A bargain at any price.

320
00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:55,400
<i>Hey, mike, do my thing.</i>

321
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,400
Oh, yes, great.
Very good.

322
00:12:57,600 --> 00:13:02,100
Um, so, Darryl and the boys
in the hood in the warehouse 

323
00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:06,100
<i>Have graciously donated</i>
to,uh,go out 

324
00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:08,400
for a beer with them right now.

325
00:13:08,900 --> 00:13:09,700
You know what?

326
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,400
I'm actually going to
bid on this.

327
00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:12,600
I'm gonna start the bidding,

328
00:13:12,700 --> 00:13:15,400
Because this is something
that I've dreamt of.

329
00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:16,700
Mike, you can't do that.

330
00:13:16,700 --> 00:13:18,100
It's conflict of interest.

331
00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:19,300
$5.

332
00:13:19,300 --> 00:13:20,900
Sold to Jim!

333
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:22,900
Okay, sold!

334
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,500
<i>Have fun, you guys.</i>

335
00:13:25,900 --> 00:13:31,500
Well,this next item is sure
to spring steam from your ears

336
00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:33,100
<i>If you don't win it.</i>

337
00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:35,100
It just says creed.

338
00:13:35,100 --> 00:13:36,600
Yeah, that's all-Inclusive.

339
00:13:39,900 --> 00:13:41,600
She thought I was mcnabb.

340
00:13:42,900 --> 00:13:43,700
I can see that.

341
00:13:43,900 --> 00:13:45,700
Yeah, well,
whatcha gonna do?

342
00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:48,500
Another round, boys?
Great.

343
00:13:51,300 --> 00:13:52,200
<i>Halpert?</i>

344
00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:53,700
<i>What's up, Roy?</i>

345
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:54,800
Hey, man.

346
00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:00,100
Relax, man.

347
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:01,800
I'm not gonna hit you
or anything.

348
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,000
Oh, i wouldn't--

349
00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:06,500
- You good?
- I'm good.How you doing?

350
00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:07,900
- I'm good, yeah.
- Okay.

351
00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:09,600
<i>Hey, Darryl,
what's happening?</i>

352
00:14:09,700 --> 00:14:10,200
<i>Oh, what's up, roy?</i>

353
00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:12,700
<i>Hey, what's up, guys?
How you been?</i>

354
00:14:12,700 --> 00:14:15,200
Hi, i'm kevin.

355
00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:17,900
And i'll do your taxes.

356
00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:20,000
<i>Let's hear an opening bid,
everybody.</i>

357
00:14:20,100 --> 00:14:22,400
Who's first?
Kevin do your taxes.

358
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:25,500
<i>He's the tax man.</i>
<i>Kevin, the tax man.</i>

359
00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:28,300
- Federal and state.
- Federal and state.

360
00:14:31,700 --> 00:14:32,300
Fine.

361
00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:33,300
Okay, all right.

362
00:14:34,300 --> 00:14:35,100
Hey, you know what?

363
00:14:36,100 --> 00:14:39,900
I would appreciate it if people would
stop storming off the stage.

364
00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:21,100
We are getting there,folks.

365
00:15:21,100 --> 00:15:22,300
Slow and steady.

366
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,700
<i>Well,well,
have we been blessed today.</i>

367
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:26,700
<i>Ladies and gentlemen,</i>

368
00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:30,200
Mr. David wallace!
Whoo!

369
00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:31,700
- Thank you, michael.Thanks.
- Oh!

370
00:15:31,700 --> 00:15:32,600
<i>Thanks, everybody.</i>

371
00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:36,000
<i>I'd like to auction off</i> a weekend
at my place in martha's vineyard.

372
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:36,700
Hey, hey!

373
00:15:36,700 --> 00:15:37,600
$100.

374
00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:38,800
$100.
Great.

375
00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:39,500
$125.

376
00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:41,000
<i>- $125.
- 140.</i>

377
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:41,700
140

378
00:15:41,700 --> 00:15:42,500
Hey, phyllis.

379
00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:43,900
Someone let the air
out of your tires.

380
00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:44,800
Come quick.

381
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:45,500
Oh, dear.

382
00:15:46,100 --> 00:15:47,000
<i>Keep it going.
Hey, batter, batter--</i>

383
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:47,700
<i>160.</i>

384
00:15:47,900 --> 00:15:49,000
160

385
00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:50,300
<i>I had to get your attention.</i>

386
00:15:50,300 --> 00:15:51,800
This is an emergency.

387
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,100
Why couldn't you
have just said it?

388
00:15:53,100 --> 00:15:54,200
Why did you actually do it?

389
00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:56,600
Listen, she ignored
my ultimatum.

390
00:15:56,700 --> 00:15:57,700
Now what?

391
00:15:57,700 --> 00:15:58,900
Now you move on.

392
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,200
Okay, fine.
I've moved on.

393
00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:03,600
Now how do i get her back?

394
00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:04,800
Well, Dwight,
I don't think you do.

395
00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:06,500
I think you've got
your answer.

396
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,500
Wait, that's it?

397
00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:11,800
That's your advice?

398
00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:14,300
I thought you had some kind
of big master plan.

399
00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:16,500
Well,I just think
we all deserve to be

400
00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:18,600
with someone
who wants to be with us.

401
00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:20,800
Oh.

402
00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:22,000
I get it.

403
00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:25,700
You're trying to secure your place as
head of the party-Planning committee.

404
00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:27,700
You're just being selfish.

405
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:32,300
And you slap like a girl.

406
00:16:36,700 --> 00:16:37,900
What did Phyllis do wrong?

407
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,500
I'll tell you
what Phyllis did wrong.

408
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,400
She stuck her nose
into my business

409
00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:43,800
And tried to help me.

410
00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:47,800
What's going on with Pam?

411
00:16:48,100 --> 00:16:49,500
- Oh, she's good,actually.
- Yeah?

412
00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:52,100
She's, um,
she's in new york.

413
00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:53,200
She's at art school.

414
00:16:53,900 --> 00:16:54,500
Really?

415
00:16:54,500 --> 00:16:55,900
Yeah, she's doing
really well.

416
00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:57,800
Huh.

417
00:16:58,300 --> 00:17:01,100
She's engaged, um...

418
00:17:02,900 --> 00:17:03,800
To me.

419
00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:07,900
Congrats, man.

420
00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:09,600
Oh, thanks, man.

421
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,100
Appreciate that.

422
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:15,400
So pam's happy?

423
00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:17,700
Yeah, i'd say
she's happy.

424
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:19,300
I mean,
she loves her classes.

425
00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:20,900
Loves the city.

426
00:17:22,700 --> 00:17:24,200
Last night, she was out
with her friends

427
00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:26,400
Till, like, 8:00 a.M.

428
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:27,100
Wow.

429
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:28,800
What?

430
00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:30,400
I thought you were
a friend.

431
00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:39,400
I am going to see pam

432
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:43,200
Because I feel like
I should.

433
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:49,900
When are you getting
to Bruce?

434
00:17:49,900 --> 00:17:51,300
Uh,just a few more items.

435
00:17:51,300 --> 00:17:52,900
Bruce, bruce, bruce.

436
00:17:52,900 --> 00:17:54,800
Bruce, bruce, bruce!

437
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,300
<i>All right, all right,
all right!</i>

438
00:17:56,300 --> 00:17:57,400
Here we go, here we go.

439
00:17:57,700 --> 00:17:59,200
All right, big ticket item.

440
00:18:00,700 --> 00:18:03,600
All right, in my pocket,

441
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:05,200
I have...

442
00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:06,900
Two tickets...

443
00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:10,400
To Mr. Bruce springsteen,
front...

444
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,200
Oh, where are those?

445
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:14,600
<i>Has anyone seen</i>

446
00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:18,500
<i>An envelope with Bruce Springsteen</i>
<i>Front row tickets</i>

447
00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:19,500
And backstage passes?

448
00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:21,800
Anybody seen something like--
Laying around?

449
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:23,400
Do you want us
to look for 'em?

450
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:24,000
No.

451
00:18:24,700 --> 00:18:25,700
I think they were stolen.

452
00:18:25,700 --> 00:18:26,600
I think they were stolen

453
00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:28,000
And they're gone forever.

454
00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:29,400
<i>So...</i>

455
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:33,000
<i>Oh, that was
the last good item.</i>

456
00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:35,600
<i>So good job,everybody.</i>

457
00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:36,700
I have my hug.

458
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:38,300
Yeah, well, phyllis,

459
00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:40,900
Nobody...really wants a hug,
so.

460
00:18:40,900 --> 00:18:42,400
I'll bid on a hug.

461
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:43,700
She's your wife,
you idiot.

462
00:18:43,700 --> 00:18:45,100
$100.

463
00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:46,300
200.

464
00:18:46,300 --> 00:18:48,300
Uh, what the hell
is happening?

465
00:18:48,300 --> 00:18:49,100
250.

466
00:18:49,100 --> 00:18:50,100
What are you doing?

467
00:18:50,300 --> 00:18:52,500
I need a hug, unless
you're gonna give me one.

468
00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:54,000
- Not here.
- 300.

469
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,000
300.
We have 300.

470
00:18:56,100 --> 00:18:57,400
300, going once.

471
00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:58,700
<i>300, going twice.</i>

472
00:18:58,700 --> 00:19:02,400
300 and one penny.

473
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:03,300
<i>300 and one penny.</i>

474
00:19:03,300 --> 00:19:04,000
300 and one penny.

475
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,200
<i>- 325.
- 325.</i>

476
00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:06,400
<i>- 350.
- 350.</i>

477
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:07,600
350 and one penny.

478
00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:08,400
350 one penny.

479
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:09,900
<i>- 400.
- 400, hey, batter, batter.</i>

480
00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:11,000
400 and one penny.

481
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,000
<i>400 and one penny.</i>

482
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,200
<i>- 500.
- 500,500,500</i>

483
00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:15,400
500 and one penny.

484
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:18,200
500 and one penny.
$1 million.

485
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,600
- 700.
- 700

486
00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:22,000
700 and one penny.

487
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,600
Humuna-Humuna-Humuna-
Humuna-Humuna-Humuna--

488
00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:25,900
1,000.

489
00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:29,200
Eh, it's not worth it.

490
00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:31,700
<i>1,000, going once.
1,000, going twice.</i>

491
00:19:31,700 --> 00:19:34,800
Sold for $1,000!

492
00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:40,000
<i>Nicely done.</i>

493
00:19:55,300 --> 00:19:55,900
No.

494
00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:57,300
You know what?
No.

495
00:19:57,300 --> 00:20:00,500
Because...
I'm not that guy.

496
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:04,400
And we are not
that couple.

497
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:14,800
Hey, that looks good.

498
00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:18,900
Listen, about the tickets.

499
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:20,600
It's sort of a gray--

500
00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:21,600
Kind of a gray area

501
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:24,500
In terms of whether
i had them--

502
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:28,400
The springsteen tickets seemed
too good to be true.

503
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:33,900
But a lot of michael seems
too good to be true.

504
00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:36,100
So far it's all true.

505
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:39,600
But yeah, those tickets

506
00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:41,700
Really seemed too good
to be true.

507
00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:58,400
No, I did not know
that michael was dating holly.

508
00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:02,400
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