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W.B. Jones is renovating their
offices, and their construction crews
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are taking up some of the
parking spaces we used to get.
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So we had to park at a
satellite parking lot over there.
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Which just means we get to
see more of our lovely street.
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Tell them what
we saw today, Jim.
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Oh, today we saw a junk yard dog attacking
the bones of a rotisserie chicken.
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Nature.
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I've been here nine years,
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now all of a sudden I'm
supposed to park half a mile away.
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I lost a penny out
of my loafers, Oscar.
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I will quit.
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As God is my witness, I
will quit if this is not fixed.
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Some of us like the
walk more than others.
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It hurts like hell.
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Did you pick a new
chair? It's been a while.
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Pam, when I first
opened this catalogue,
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I thought I was just going
to be picking out a chair.
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But instead you found something to
distract you from ever picking out a chair.
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Michael started the process of selecting
a new chair about three weeks ago.
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And normally I wouldn't care,
but he promised me his old one.
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It's way better.
It's one of these.
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I really want it.
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Have you ever seen this woman?
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Her?
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The one in the really great mesh,
black, high-back swivel chair?
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Look at her smile. It's the eyes.
Look at her eyes. She's got...
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I don't know what it is, exactly.
She dresses like a professional,
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and yet you know there is a side of
her that could just curl up on a couch.
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Or in a great chair.
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Yeah, maybe, but...
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Remember, after my dinner party,
when I said that I was swearing off women?
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I definitely remember
your dinner party.
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I think what I meant was that I am
completely swearing off one woman.
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Jan.
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I think that fate put this
catalogue in my hands.
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Actually, I put the catalogue in your hand,
'cause you have to pick out a new chair.
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What is it like being
single? I like it. I like
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starting each day with
a sense of possibility.
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And I'm optimistic,
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because every day I get
a little more desperate,
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and desperate situations
yield the quickest results.
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Ladies and gentlemen, would you
please open your supply catalogues
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and kindly turn to Page 85?
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Yo, is this his new chair?
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No, he hasn't picked one yet.
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God!
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When Pam gets Michael's
old chair, I get Pam's old chair.
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Then I'll have two
chairs. Only one to go.
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I am ready to start dating again.
I'm getting back on the market.
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So, FYI, for those of you
who're thinking about fixing me up
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with any of your friends,
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use the woman on
Page 85 as a template.
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That will be all.
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I left my cell phone in my car.
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Call us when you get there,
so we know you're okay.
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Listen, man, I am
completely over Jan.
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So, would you set me up?
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If I had somebody to set you up with,
Michael, then I'd take her for myself.
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I thought you were engaged.
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Nope. Stacy broke up with me.
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What? God, that's terrible, man.
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She's crazy.
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Are you still on good terms
with any of her friends?
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Not anymore. It's
a bitter situation.
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She's... You don't deserve her.
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All right.
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Hello, Oscar Mayer Weiner lover.
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I bet that you have a bunch
of very liberal girl-type friends
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who trust you implicitly,
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because they know you'd never
touch 'em because of your condition.
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Michael? What?
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I have a friend
who's single. Oh.
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Sandy.
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She's gorgeous, and she's
got a feisty personality, too.
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Feisty? So she's not jolly or sassy?
Not like a jolly, sassy opera singer?
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No, she's a professional
softball player.
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Catcher or infield?
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I don't know, Michael.
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Is she a dress-wearer
or a pants-wearer?
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Could we share a rowboat?
Could a rowboat support her?
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What are you asking?
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I think I'm being very
clear what I'm asking.
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Would an average-sized rowboat
support her without capsizing?
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It bothers me that you're
not answering the question.
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No, all right? No, she
can't fit in a rowboat.
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Damn it! I knew it! I
knew it, Phyllis! Okay.
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What is wrong with these people?
I would do anything for them,
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and they're just
hanging me out to dry.
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Dating shouldn't be hard
for somebody like me,
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but it is, and you know why? Because
nobody here is willing to help me.
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Nothing would ever get done in this
office without a formal request, would it?
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Well, fine. Here goes.
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I don't think that
this is... Now, okay,
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I know that this is
probably not appropriate.
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But I need help.
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Because I want to play ball
with my kids before I get too old.
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And before that
happens, I need to get laid.
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And before that happens,
I need to be in love.
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And I don't wanna hear, "I
don't know, I can't help..."
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No, no. I am a catch,
and I am not going to be
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the one who got away.
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So this is what
we're going to do.
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Dwight is going to hand out index cards,
and I want you all to write down the name
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of an eligible woman for me
to date by the end of the day.
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No, by the end of the
hour, or you are fired.
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Write legibly, people.
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Because of the
construction at W. B. Jones,
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half of us have to
park in the satellite lot.
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It's, like, a ten-minute
walk. No, 30.
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Well, look, I have an assigned
parking place in front, so...
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All right, all right, all right.
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Let me try to think about what
it would be like to not have one.
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Okay, yes, that
would be bad. Yes!
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That would be bad. Okay, so...
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Help us out. Wish
I could, but I can't.
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Well, can, but won't.
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Should, maybe, but, shorn't.
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Michael, please...
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What part of "shorn't"
don't you understand, Kevin?
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Look, I could probably
handle it, yes, but...
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I think it would be a good exercise
for you guys to do it yourselves.
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We won't let you down. You
can't, because I don't care.
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Listen! Don't forget to fill out
those cards. My love cards.
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There's nobody I hate enough
to write her name on this card.
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Well, I'm setting Michael
up with my fat friend, anyway.
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He can just deal with it.
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Who are you putting down?
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Oh, you don't know her.
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Who is it? Your mom.
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Yeah, whatever.
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Give that to me!
Give that to me.
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Okay, Wendy.
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Hot and juicy redhead.
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Let's give this a try.
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Wendy's.
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Hello, Wendy.
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This is Kevin's friend, Michael.
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This isn't Wendy.
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I'm sorry. Could you
put her on, please?
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Dude, this is a
Wendy's restaurant.
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Damn it, Kevin. Okay... Um...
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Could I just have a Frosty
and a baked potato, please?
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You have to come to the
restaurant to order food.
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Well, I'll send somebody to
pick it up, just have it ready.
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It's ready now.
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Well, put it aside.
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Um...
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I've collected the
rest of the ladies.
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Good, good.
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Because this batch was awful.
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This one says "chair model"?
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I wrote that.
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Michael, you shouldn't have to
settle. This is my pledge to you.
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I will find her, and I
will bring her to you.
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And as God is my witness,
she shall bear your fruit.
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That sounds good. Go get her.
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Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
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First, go to Wendy's, get my
food, come back, and then go.
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That is fantastic.
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Thank you, thank you very
much. This is just what I needed.
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The furniture company gave me
the name of the advertising agency.
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They gave me the name
of the photographer.
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The photographer, a Spaniard,
used a Wilkes-Barre modeling agency.
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The agency gave me
the following information.
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Deborah Shoshlefski,
142 South Windsor Lane.
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Dead, car accident. Case closed.
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She's dead?
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But she's so young. She was
so young, and now, she is dead.
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As dead as every dead
animal who has ever died.
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God.
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Why don't you sit down,
Michael? Come on.
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There we go.
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Michael, you didn't
even know her.
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Try not to be so hurtful, Jim.
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Jim, how dare you?
Please, not at a time like this.
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Okay, Michael, you know what?
I might have someone for you.
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Oh, really? What's her
name? Burger King?
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No, I mean it.
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She's really nice and sweet and
you guys might actually get along.
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I don't think I'm
ready. Is she hot?
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I'm setting Michael up with my
landlady. She's really sweet, and...
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Whatever, I just can't
take Michael like this.
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No question about it, I
am ready to get hurt again.
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We need to assemble
the Five Families.
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No, not the Five Families.
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We have to!
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The Five Families are the five
companies of Scranton Business Park.
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The bosses rarely meet.
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There's Michael Scott,
Regional Manager, Dunder Mifflin.
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Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.
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Paul Faust of
Disaster Kits Limited.
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They call him "Cool Guy" Paul.
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W.B. Jones of W.B.
Jones Heating and Air.
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Grade A badass.
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And Bill Cress of Cress Tool and Die.
Bill Cress is super old and really mean.
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Kevin, I don't have
time for this right now.
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I'm trying to get a date
with Pam's hot friend.
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And she needs to
meet me right now.
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I'm calling the meeting anyway.
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Thank you very much.
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Our suspect has straight brown hair.
She is wearing blue jeans and a black top.
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So...
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Behold our bachelorette.
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Give her a 10 for her looks, and a
three for her ability to describe herself.
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Hello, my lady.
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Michael?
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Uh...
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Are you Michael Scott?
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Is who Michael what?
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I'm sorry. I'm supposed to be
meeting someone named Michael.
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That's not... Yeah,
I'm not... Michael?
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Michael?
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Large hot chocolate with
caramel and a shot of peppermint.
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So you
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get the rent checks
every month, and...
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What happens next? What...
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You're asking me what I do with
the checks that people write to me?
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Just making conversation.
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Why is it so hard to meet
people? I... You know, it's...
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All I want is somebody
nice, and sweet,
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and someone I can talk to and
share an experience with, you know?
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Why is it so hard
for people like us?
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I don't know.
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You want to see
what I walked out on?
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This is going to blow
your mind. Look at that!
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She's beautiful. Yeah. Yeah.
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And you can't see her whole
body, down here, she has a boob job.
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Just...
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She was just crazy smart
and really manipulative, and...
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I don't know.
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Michael? Hello, Michael?
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Well, I'm gonna head out.
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Oh, okay.
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Well, I enjoyed
this conversation.
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It was very nice.
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It was like talking to the
sweet, old lady on the bus.
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That's incredibly rude.
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Now you ruined it.
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Where's Scott?
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Michael Scott could not make it today
due to an unforeseen prior engagement.
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Let's just meet back in an hour.
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Gentlemen, please.
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We called this meeting.
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Andrew Bernard
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is the name of me, and this is
my associate, Mr. Kevin Malone.
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I have things.
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All right, what do you want?
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Well, first of all, I'd just
like to say what an honor it is
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to be sitting here with you
gentlemen. You have about 10 seconds.
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We want our parking spaces back.
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Whose parking spaces?
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W. B. Jones' construction guys park
in our parking spaces every morning,
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and some people have
to park really far away
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and walk all the
way to the office.
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And some people sweat
too much for comfort, and...
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My God.
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I don't have time for this, guys.
Just give them back their spaces.
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Okay. We good? Okay.
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Could've done this over e-mail.
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After Stacy left, things
did not go well for a while.
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And it was hard to see...
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It's just nice to win one.
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Margaret the landlady? Really,
Pam? Is that what you think of me?
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She's sweet and cute. I
thought you would get along.
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Oh, okay. Well, I'm looking for a
passionate affair, not companionship.
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I'm a man of intensity.
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Of cool, and youth,
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and passionately. God...
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Margaret? I know...
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You just got yourself
kicked out of your apartment.
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Oh, I don't care. I didn't really
like that place that much, anyway.
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I'll just move.
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Oh, really?
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Who's gonna take you in? You're messy.
You're a klutz, you spill everything.
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And you leave the volume
on the TV way too loud.
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Yeah.
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Maybe I'll just move in with my
boyfriend, 'cause he's kind of a slob, too.
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Okay. Sure. Let's do it.
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No, I... Well, I'm
not gonna... I'm...
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I'm not gonna move in with
anyone unless I'm engaged.
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Have I not proposed to you yet?
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I don't... No. Oh.
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Well, that's coming.
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Oh, right now?
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No. I'm not gonna do it right
here. That would be rather lame.
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Okay, so then when?
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Pam, I'm not gonna tell you.
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I hate to break it to you,
but that's not how that works.
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Oh, right. Yeah.
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Wait, I'm serious.
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It's happening. Okay.
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And when it happens, it's
going to kick your ass, Beesly.
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So, stay sharp.
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I've been warned.
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I am not kidding.
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Got it a week after
we started dating.
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I don't know, man. I
was with Jan for so long...
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I was excited about meeting
somebody new. Put my heart out there.
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You know what you need?
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Closure.
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You're right.
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What do you mean, though?
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There was a woman in your
life who affected you very deeply,
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and she left before you could say
goodbye. I think you need to say goodbye.
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Hmm.
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Come on. I'll drive.
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We did it! I did it.
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We got our spaces back.
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Nice job.
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Nice. Yeah.
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There it is. You're welcome.
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Did I do this for me? No.
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I did this for the little
guy. For Joe Six-Pack,
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the guy who wakes up every
morning in his $400-a-month apartment,
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wonders how he's gonna
pay his mortgage that month.
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Wonders how he's
gonna fill his car up with oil.
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Wonders, "How am I going to
pay my kids' orphanage bills?"
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That guy shouldn't have to
wonder where he's gonna park.
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How did she die?
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I guess you could
say she died of
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blunt-force trauma
and blood loss.
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She got in a car accident and plowed
into the side of an airplane hangar.
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God... Yeah.
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She was so innocent.
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She was stoned, apparently.
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You know, I used to think that
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I had this perfect person
out there, waiting for me.
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But now I know
that that's just silly.
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Because she's dead.
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What do you do?
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You wait till next year's
chair catalogue comes out,
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and you find someone
who's still alive.
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You move on. Yeah.
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Where do you want
to go for dinner?
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I don't know. I kind of hate
all our regular places right now.
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Oh!
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You know what? That one...
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Hey, Pam?
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Will you wait for me one
second while I tie my shoe?
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I hate you. What?
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My shoe is untied.
What is your problem?
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Oh, my God! You thought I...
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No, no, no. How could
I have thought that?
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How could I have thought that?
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Bye, bye Miss chair model lady
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I dreamt that we were
married and you treated me nice
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We had lots of kids
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Drinking whiskey and rye
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But why'd you have
to go off and die?
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Why'd you have
to go off and die?
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You believe in rock 'n' roll?
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Can music save your mortal soul?
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And then, can you
have to dance real slow?
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Well, I know that
you're in love with him
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'Cause I saw you
dancing in the gym
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Kicked off their shoes They
both turned off their shoes
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No more rhythm and blues!
No verdict was returned!
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Rhythm and blues
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This will be the day that I die