1 00:00:03,085 --> 00:00:05,922 Can you confirm that the straps are tight? 2 00:00:06,255 --> 00:00:07,381 Yes. 3 00:00:08,716 --> 00:00:09,759 But this seems a little... 4 00:00:09,842 --> 00:00:11,219 And now the chains. 5 00:00:13,221 --> 00:00:15,973 A lot of people think that magic camp is just for kids. 6 00:00:16,057 --> 00:00:19,310 And that's why so many other people in my class were kids. 7 00:00:19,393 --> 00:00:21,479 Self-fulfilling prophecy. 8 00:00:22,230 --> 00:00:27,693 It's really for anybody with a dream and a belief in magic, 9 00:00:28,194 --> 00:00:30,780 and a little extra time after school. 10 00:00:31,405 --> 00:00:34,867 Magic, magic, magic. 11 00:00:35,159 --> 00:00:38,913 And now, Michael the Magic will attempt 12 00:00:38,996 --> 00:00:41,415 to escape from extreme bondage. 13 00:00:42,375 --> 00:00:44,669 Can he do it? I don't see how he can. 14 00:00:44,752 --> 00:00:45,920 I know how. 15 00:00:46,003 --> 00:00:47,713 He'll dislocate his shoulder and slip his arm out. 16 00:00:47,797 --> 00:00:50,049 No. No. 17 00:00:50,132 --> 00:00:52,718 Everyone, now count down with me. 18 00:00:53,135 --> 00:00:55,137 Three... Sorry. Sorry, quick thing. 19 00:00:55,221 --> 00:00:57,306 So is it true that if you can't get out, 20 00:00:57,390 --> 00:00:58,683 you don't want anyone to help you? 21 00:00:58,766 --> 00:01:01,686 I will get out. Oh, yes. I will. 22 00:01:02,311 --> 00:01:05,273 So we shouldn't help you no matter how much you might beg and plead? 23 00:01:05,356 --> 00:01:08,609 No. All right. Just... This is getting hot, so let's just do this, okay? 24 00:01:08,693 --> 00:01:12,238 Ready! Three! Two! One! 25 00:01:12,321 --> 00:01:13,406 Go! 26 00:01:41,809 --> 00:01:43,936 Is everything okay, Michael? 27 00:01:44,812 --> 00:01:45,813 Yes. 28 00:01:47,732 --> 00:01:50,484 I cannot tell you how I plan to escape 29 00:01:51,068 --> 00:01:53,404 other than by using magic. 30 00:01:53,696 --> 00:01:55,823 That is the magician's code. 31 00:01:59,577 --> 00:02:01,370 Separately on an unrelated note, 32 00:02:01,454 --> 00:02:04,915 if you happen to find a small brass key... 33 00:02:27,355 --> 00:02:32,193 All right, ready? Come on, guys. Early worm gets the worm. 34 00:02:33,027 --> 00:02:34,737 Another worm, like, are they friends? 35 00:02:34,820 --> 00:02:36,280 That's, "Early bird gets the worm." 36 00:02:36,364 --> 00:02:37,490 Okay. 37 00:02:38,866 --> 00:02:40,076 Pam, would you smell my breath? 38 00:02:40,159 --> 00:02:41,160 No. No. 39 00:02:41,243 --> 00:02:42,703 Let me smell. 40 00:02:46,957 --> 00:02:48,000 Good. Not great. 41 00:02:48,250 --> 00:02:50,795 Michael, you go to parties all the time. Why is tonight so special? 42 00:02:50,878 --> 00:02:52,380 Well, tonight is so special 43 00:02:52,463 --> 00:02:54,882 because my boss's boss's boss, the CFO, 44 00:02:54,965 --> 00:02:57,718 not his initials, common mistake, 45 00:02:57,802 --> 00:02:59,303 is having a little shindig 46 00:02:59,387 --> 00:03:01,347 for all the managers in the company. 47 00:03:01,430 --> 00:03:04,850 And Jan and I are going as a couple for the first time. 48 00:03:05,309 --> 00:03:08,312 So it's kind of our coming out party, really. 49 00:03:08,521 --> 00:03:10,940 And that is why tonight IS SO special. 50 00:03:11,023 --> 00:03:12,608 Jimbo, last chance, carpool. 51 00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:14,402 Oh, no thanks. I think Karen and I will take my car. 52 00:03:14,485 --> 00:03:15,778 You sure? Might be a good idea... Yeah. 53 00:03:15,861 --> 00:03:18,322 ...if we all went together, we could save some gas, have fun. Long trip. 54 00:03:18,406 --> 00:03:20,491 Thanks. Play some games? 55 00:03:21,534 --> 00:03:23,119 Not... Yeah. I Spy. 56 00:03:23,369 --> 00:03:25,705 Why don't I wanna go? 57 00:03:25,788 --> 00:03:28,833 Didn't expect to need a reason. So, let me think here. 58 00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:31,961 I don't know any of these people. 59 00:03:32,044 --> 00:03:33,087 It's an obligation. 60 00:03:33,170 --> 00:03:36,048 I don't like talking paper in my free time. 61 00:03:36,132 --> 00:03:37,591 Or in my work time. 62 00:03:37,675 --> 00:03:40,678 And did I use the word "pointless"? 63 00:03:41,887 --> 00:03:43,472 Thanks for inviting me along. 64 00:03:43,556 --> 00:03:44,724 Oh, sure. 65 00:03:44,974 --> 00:03:46,434 I really didn't give it any thought. 66 00:03:46,517 --> 00:03:47,560 Wait, should you be going? 67 00:03:50,438 --> 00:03:52,314 - Hello, you. - Michael? 68 00:03:52,398 --> 00:03:53,649 Hey, buttercup. 69 00:03:53,733 --> 00:03:55,526 I am on my way. I should be there in about 15... 70 00:03:55,609 --> 00:03:57,361 All right, let's just blow this party off. 71 00:03:57,445 --> 00:03:59,321 That's what she said. Yeah. 72 00:03:59,405 --> 00:04:01,115 Am I on speakerphone? 73 00:04:01,198 --> 00:04:02,658 Yes, you are. 74 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:03,784 Is anybody else... 75 00:04:03,868 --> 00:04:04,952 Hello, Jan! 76 00:04:05,035 --> 00:04:07,788 Hi, Dwight. Okay, Michael, take me off speakerphone. 77 00:04:07,872 --> 00:04:09,290 No problem. 78 00:04:11,167 --> 00:04:12,168 Okay, let's just go to a motel and... 79 00:04:12,251 --> 00:04:13,294 Okay. 80 00:04:13,377 --> 00:04:15,671 ...just, like, rip into each other like we did 81 00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:17,631 on that black sand beach in Jamaica. 82 00:04:17,715 --> 00:04:18,799 Okay, Jan? 83 00:04:18,883 --> 00:04:22,094 Jan, this party is actually a very big step for us. 84 00:04:22,178 --> 00:04:23,179 Sol... 85 00:04:23,262 --> 00:04:24,805 I'm still on speaker? 86 00:04:25,681 --> 00:04:27,224 ...1... I don't know. 87 00:04:27,308 --> 00:04:28,350 Are the cameras there? 88 00:04:28,434 --> 00:04:29,560 Maybe. 89 00:04:29,894 --> 00:04:31,395 Okay. See you soon. 90 00:04:31,479 --> 00:04:34,607 Okay. All right. Bye. Talk to you later, Jan. 91 00:04:34,690 --> 00:04:36,025 Hey, Michael left early. 92 00:04:36,108 --> 00:04:38,527 So a bunch of us are gonna go to Poor Richards for happy hour. 93 00:04:38,611 --> 00:04:39,862 You should come. 94 00:04:39,945 --> 00:04:41,030 I can't. 95 00:04:42,198 --> 00:04:46,076 My brother, he just unloaded the jet skis and he, kind of, took a bath, 96 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:47,620 SO we're gonna go get hammered. 97 00:04:47,995 --> 00:04:50,122 Okay. Well, we're going to a bar. 98 00:04:53,334 --> 00:04:56,212 Hey, you have to come to stuff with me. 99 00:04:57,463 --> 00:04:58,839 I'm serious. 100 00:04:58,923 --> 00:04:59,924 If you're going to be my boyfriend, 101 00:05:00,007 --> 00:05:01,926 you have to do boyfriend things. 102 00:05:05,221 --> 00:05:06,347 Okay. 103 00:05:07,181 --> 00:05:10,142 I've decided that I'm going to be more honest. 104 00:05:10,226 --> 00:05:13,312 I'm gonna start telling people what I want directly. 105 00:05:13,395 --> 00:05:17,858 So look out world 'cause old Pammy is getting what she wants. 106 00:05:19,026 --> 00:05:20,694 And don't call me Pammy. 107 00:05:22,112 --> 00:05:23,614 Beauty. 108 00:05:23,697 --> 00:05:25,324 Thank you, sir. Thanks a lot. 109 00:05:25,407 --> 00:05:26,742 Thank you. 110 00:05:29,745 --> 00:05:31,288 You're dressed exactly like the servants. 111 00:05:31,372 --> 00:05:32,748 Shut up. 112 00:05:33,582 --> 00:05:34,875 Okay, change shirts with me. 113 00:05:34,959 --> 00:05:36,043 Wait. 114 00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:37,962 I don't think yours will fit me. 115 00:05:38,045 --> 00:05:39,922 I don't care. 116 00:05:45,761 --> 00:05:47,179 Oh, wow. 117 00:05:48,889 --> 00:05:50,015 Here. 118 00:05:50,307 --> 00:05:53,185 Don't put my jacket on... Don't give me that. 119 00:05:53,644 --> 00:05:55,187 That would have been really embarrassing. 120 00:05:55,271 --> 00:05:56,355 Yes. 121 00:05:56,438 --> 00:05:57,606 Crisis averted. 122 00:05:57,690 --> 00:05:58,732 Okay 123 00:06:05,489 --> 00:06:07,324 That duck is so cute. 124 00:06:11,036 --> 00:06:12,121 Hey, Pam. 125 00:06:12,204 --> 00:06:13,455 Hey, guys. 126 00:06:13,539 --> 00:06:15,374 Oscar. Angela. 127 00:06:17,501 --> 00:06:18,711 Hi! 128 00:06:19,211 --> 00:06:23,507 Actually, it's polite to arrive early. And smart. 129 00:06:24,466 --> 00:06:26,927 Only really good friends show up early. 130 00:06:27,011 --> 00:06:31,056 Ergo, de facto, go to a party early, become a really good friend. 131 00:06:31,140 --> 00:06:32,975 Oh, potato salad? 132 00:06:33,058 --> 00:06:34,059 It's from both of us. 133 00:06:34,143 --> 00:06:35,603 No, it's not. 134 00:06:35,728 --> 00:06:39,607 Wonderful. Let's see where we can put this. 135 00:06:39,982 --> 00:06:40,983 Okay. 136 00:06:41,317 --> 00:06:43,527 Oh, you know, you probably want to leave the cover on 137 00:06:43,611 --> 00:06:44,778 until the guests get here. 138 00:06:45,029 --> 00:06:47,615 It's been sitting in my car all day. 139 00:06:48,782 --> 00:06:51,285 Sun beating down on the mayonnaise. 140 00:06:51,577 --> 00:06:54,788 Just... You never know. 141 00:06:55,539 --> 00:06:58,417 Kevin, you and Stacy set a date yet? 142 00:06:58,500 --> 00:06:59,710 Yeah. 143 00:06:59,793 --> 00:07:00,961 Oh, my God. When is it? 144 00:07:01,045 --> 00:07:02,379 It's complicated. 145 00:07:03,839 --> 00:07:06,216 I would appreciate some space on this. 146 00:07:06,884 --> 00:07:07,927 Hey! 147 00:07:08,802 --> 00:07:11,305 Hey! You made it. 148 00:07:11,388 --> 00:07:12,640 Well, you said it was important, so... 149 00:07:12,723 --> 00:07:13,974 It is. 150 00:07:14,725 --> 00:07:15,976 How's it going? 151 00:07:16,060 --> 00:07:17,061 What's up, Pam? 152 00:07:17,144 --> 00:07:19,355 Hey, Kenny. Sorry about the jet skis. 153 00:07:21,523 --> 00:07:23,275 You guys all want a round on me? 154 00:07:23,359 --> 00:07:24,443 Yeah! Yeah? 155 00:07:24,526 --> 00:07:25,653 Let's get you a drink. Thanks, man. 156 00:07:25,736 --> 00:07:26,820 I'm thirsty. 157 00:07:26,904 --> 00:07:28,614 No, thank you. Roy, I... 158 00:07:28,697 --> 00:07:30,157 You should get a round, Pam. 159 00:07:32,534 --> 00:07:35,871 Oh, you know that line on the top of the shrimp? 160 00:07:36,664 --> 00:07:38,165 That's feces. 161 00:07:39,917 --> 00:07:42,294 What you looking for? You bring dip? 162 00:07:42,378 --> 00:07:44,463 I'm sure that it's catered. 163 00:07:44,546 --> 00:07:46,215 I need you to sign these, Michael. 164 00:07:47,007 --> 00:07:49,176 It's a waiver of some of your rights. 165 00:07:49,259 --> 00:07:50,803 You should read it carefully. 166 00:07:50,886 --> 00:07:53,305 It releases the company in the event that our relationship, 167 00:07:53,389 --> 00:07:56,141 in your opinion or in reality, interferes with work. 168 00:07:56,225 --> 00:07:59,228 You get a copy, I get a copy and a third copy goes to HR. 169 00:08:00,187 --> 00:08:02,523 Awesome. I'm gonna frame mine. 170 00:08:03,190 --> 00:08:04,441 I could frame yours, too. 171 00:08:04,525 --> 00:08:06,402 You realize this is... This is a legal document 172 00:08:06,485 --> 00:08:08,612 that says you can't sue the company... 173 00:08:08,696 --> 00:08:10,906 Over our love. 174 00:08:11,865 --> 00:08:15,119 I've never told you that I love you. 175 00:08:15,202 --> 00:08:18,539 You don't have to, Jan. This contract says it all. 176 00:08:19,873 --> 00:08:22,626 I am taking a calculated risk. What's the upside? 177 00:08:22,710 --> 00:08:25,087 I overcome my nausea, fall deeply in love, 178 00:08:25,170 --> 00:08:27,589 babies, normalcy, no more self-loathing. 179 00:08:27,673 --> 00:08:30,551 Downside? 180 00:08:30,634 --> 00:08:32,011 I date Michael Scott publicly 181 00:08:32,094 --> 00:08:34,221 and collapse in on myself like a dying star. 182 00:08:37,182 --> 00:08:39,018 What's this over the "I"? 183 00:08:39,101 --> 00:08:40,144 It's a heart. 184 00:08:42,062 --> 00:08:44,857 Why is this so hard? 185 00:08:46,859 --> 00:08:50,446 That's what she said. Oh, my God, what am I saying? 186 00:08:51,530 --> 00:08:52,990 I love this woman! 187 00:08:53,073 --> 00:08:54,116 Oh, God. 188 00:08:54,575 --> 00:08:56,326 Michael, please. Michael, please. 189 00:08:57,828 --> 00:08:59,872 Do you ever watch Battlestar Galactica? 190 00:08:59,955 --> 00:09:02,207 No? Then you're an idiot. 191 00:09:02,750 --> 00:09:03,876 Hello, Michael. 192 00:09:03,959 --> 00:09:06,920 Rachel! Boy, you clean up good. 193 00:09:07,004 --> 00:09:09,923 The place looks great with all the lights on and everything. 194 00:09:10,007 --> 00:09:13,343 Actually looks bigger with people in it. It's weird. So... 195 00:09:13,427 --> 00:09:15,512 Jan, glad you could make it. 196 00:09:15,596 --> 00:09:17,181 Oh, of course. Of course, David. 197 00:09:17,264 --> 00:09:19,099 Do you remember Michael Scott from the Scranton branch? 198 00:09:19,183 --> 00:09:20,684 Of course, I do. How are you, Michael? 199 00:09:20,768 --> 00:09:22,895 Jan and I are lovers. 200 00:09:22,978 --> 00:09:25,189 It feels so good to finally say that out loud. 201 00:09:25,272 --> 00:09:28,067 David, can I speak to you privately 202 00:09:28,150 --> 00:09:29,610 for just a moment, please? 203 00:09:30,235 --> 00:09:31,236 Excuse me. 204 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:32,613 Okay. 205 00:09:41,538 --> 00:09:44,792 No. Actually, one of these is supposed to be a light. 206 00:09:44,875 --> 00:09:46,251 Oh, sorry. 207 00:09:48,504 --> 00:09:50,172 So did the merger go smoothly or... 208 00:09:50,255 --> 00:09:51,298 It did. 209 00:09:51,381 --> 00:09:54,134 "Like butter." Mike Myers, SNL. 210 00:09:54,218 --> 00:09:56,011 You should ask Karen. She was one of them. 211 00:09:56,095 --> 00:09:59,890 I'm the only one left. Everybody else was either fired or quit. 212 00:09:59,973 --> 00:10:01,892 And there's one in anger management. - Yeah. 213 00:10:01,975 --> 00:10:06,605 But you're great now, right? We're all great. Aren't we great? 214 00:10:07,564 --> 00:10:08,690 We're good. 215 00:10:08,774 --> 00:10:11,110 Michael, please stop that, okay? 216 00:10:11,193 --> 00:10:12,694 Can I get anyone anything? 217 00:10:12,778 --> 00:10:14,488 I could go for an appe-teaser. 218 00:10:14,571 --> 00:10:16,615 Martini, please. Yep, Bagel Bites or something. 219 00:10:16,698 --> 00:10:18,075 Rachel, your house is beautiful. 220 00:10:18,158 --> 00:10:19,243 Thank you. 221 00:10:19,326 --> 00:10:21,370 What's the square footage? 222 00:10:22,371 --> 00:10:23,997 About 5,000. 223 00:10:24,081 --> 00:10:25,207 Does that include the garage? 224 00:10:25,290 --> 00:10:28,502 Dwight, wow. That's not appropriate. 225 00:10:28,877 --> 00:10:30,295 I don't know. It's a common question. 226 00:10:30,379 --> 00:10:32,965 David, how much did this house cost? 227 00:10:33,715 --> 00:10:36,760 These old Colonials are great when they're sound. 228 00:10:36,844 --> 00:10:39,179 I'd love to take a look around. 229 00:10:39,263 --> 00:10:40,848 I'll show you around, sure. 230 00:10:40,931 --> 00:10:42,558 Cool. Let's start with the banisters. 231 00:10:42,641 --> 00:10:43,684 Hey. 232 00:10:44,476 --> 00:10:46,061 Do you see that guy behind you 233 00:10:46,145 --> 00:10:48,564 in the blue blazer against the wall? 234 00:10:48,897 --> 00:10:50,190 Yep. 235 00:10:50,274 --> 00:10:51,525 That's Drake. 236 00:10:51,817 --> 00:10:54,111 And just so, you know, I don't want to be weird or anything, 237 00:10:54,194 --> 00:10:56,446 but we used to date. 238 00:10:58,949 --> 00:11:00,701 Okay. Cool. Thanks for telling me. 239 00:11:00,784 --> 00:11:02,327 And it didn't end well. 240 00:11:03,495 --> 00:11:06,039 Got you. All right. 241 00:11:10,419 --> 00:11:12,754 This was a gift 242 00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:15,048 from Lee lacocca. 243 00:11:15,132 --> 00:11:17,843 Twenty-year-old single malt Scotch. 244 00:11:17,926 --> 00:11:22,806 Here is to Mr. lacocca and his failed experiment, the De Lorean. 245 00:11:28,520 --> 00:11:29,646 Are you okay? 246 00:11:29,730 --> 00:11:31,190 Yeah. Do you have any ice? 247 00:11:32,608 --> 00:11:34,067 Sure. 248 00:11:34,151 --> 00:11:35,861 How about some Splenda? 249 00:11:37,571 --> 00:11:39,406 One, two, three! Up Jenkins! 250 00:11:39,907 --> 00:11:41,033 Down Jenkins! 251 00:11:41,116 --> 00:11:42,534 Oh, I think I hear the quarter over here. 252 00:11:42,618 --> 00:11:43,660 Where? On this side. 253 00:11:43,744 --> 00:11:45,913 No, it is definitely under one of these hands. 254 00:11:45,996 --> 00:11:47,206 I, kind of, heard it on Roy's side too. 255 00:11:47,289 --> 00:11:49,208 No. It is here. 256 00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:52,002 Not here. Not here. Not here. 257 00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:53,503 Not here. 258 00:11:54,129 --> 00:11:55,464 Good thing you didn't listen to me. 259 00:11:55,547 --> 00:11:56,590 Yeah. Close one. 260 00:11:56,673 --> 00:11:57,966 Not here. 261 00:11:58,550 --> 00:11:59,801 It's not here. 262 00:12:00,302 --> 00:12:02,304 Okay, it's either here or here. 263 00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:07,559 Not here. 264 00:12:07,643 --> 00:12:09,102 Oh, yes! Yes! 265 00:12:10,479 --> 00:12:11,605 Nice job. 266 00:12:11,688 --> 00:12:12,773 I can read you like a book. 267 00:12:12,856 --> 00:12:13,857 Oh, yeah? 268 00:12:13,941 --> 00:12:15,359 You can't keep anything from me. 269 00:12:17,444 --> 00:12:18,820 Bottoms up! 270 00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:20,614 Hey, Creed. Hey! 271 00:12:20,697 --> 00:12:22,658 What's up, Creed? What do you guys up to? 272 00:12:23,825 --> 00:12:24,868 Hello. 273 00:12:24,952 --> 00:12:26,495 You're the man, buddy. 274 00:12:26,578 --> 00:12:30,666 I run a small fake ID company from my car with a laminating machine 275 00:12:30,749 --> 00:12:32,834 that I swiped from the sheriff's station. 276 00:12:36,546 --> 00:12:39,299 Yeah, these studs are way too far apart. 277 00:12:42,135 --> 00:12:43,136 What's in here? 278 00:12:43,220 --> 00:12:44,763 That's a guest room. 279 00:12:44,846 --> 00:12:46,640 Just the one window? 280 00:12:47,975 --> 00:12:50,394 Oh, I must get that. You'll have to excuse me. 281 00:12:50,477 --> 00:12:51,937 Are those real pearls? 282 00:12:52,020 --> 00:12:53,438 Yes. They're... 283 00:13:04,324 --> 00:13:05,409 Good. 284 00:13:05,575 --> 00:13:08,662 Well, it was nice meeting you guys. Take care. 285 00:13:10,163 --> 00:13:13,083 Well, if you're wondering why his wife was staring daggers at me, 286 00:13:13,166 --> 00:13:16,712 it's because I kind of saw him for a little bit when they were separated. 287 00:13:16,795 --> 00:13:18,588 Oh, didn't notice. 288 00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:20,632 Really? I thought it was so obvious. 289 00:13:21,258 --> 00:13:22,926 I'm glad it didn't make you uncomfortable. 290 00:13:23,010 --> 00:13:26,096 No, it was before I knew you, so it's fine. 291 00:13:27,848 --> 00:13:30,058 This one really smells like vanilla. Check that out. 292 00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:31,226 That's nice. 293 00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:33,353 You and the missus should join us 294 00:13:33,437 --> 00:13:36,064 in Sandals, Jamaica next Christmas. 295 00:13:36,648 --> 00:13:38,817 Michael, I think David probably wants 296 00:13:38,900 --> 00:13:40,610 to spend Christmas here with his family. 297 00:13:40,694 --> 00:13:43,697 Yeah. They don't allow kids at Sandals. 298 00:13:43,780 --> 00:13:47,451 They are persona non grata there. 299 00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:50,412 Oh, but it's fun. It is an awesome place. 300 00:13:50,495 --> 00:13:52,831 You would not believe how low this girl can limbo. 301 00:13:52,914 --> 00:13:54,458 It's crazy. David, I'm sorry, 302 00:13:54,541 --> 00:13:56,918 you're just going to have to excuse us for just a couple minutes. 303 00:13:57,002 --> 00:13:58,879 Sorry. Okay. Okay. 304 00:13:58,962 --> 00:14:01,131 Excuse me. What's going on? 305 00:14:01,548 --> 00:14:02,549 What is it? 306 00:14:02,632 --> 00:14:03,675 Sorry. 307 00:14:03,759 --> 00:14:05,969 What's... What's the matter? 308 00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:08,555 What... What did I... 309 00:14:08,638 --> 00:14:09,890 Come on. 310 00:14:09,973 --> 00:14:12,100 Just... Just... Just... 311 00:14:16,813 --> 00:14:18,273 What are you doing? 312 00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:20,233 Don't you know what I'm doing? 313 00:14:20,317 --> 00:14:23,695 Yeah, but you could tell me. Wow. What... What is that? 314 00:14:23,779 --> 00:14:26,239 Why are we... Why are we going in the bathroom? 315 00:14:26,323 --> 00:14:28,283 I thought this was where you liked your privacy. 316 00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:29,618 Shut up. 317 00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:33,705 What has gotten into you? No, no, no. 318 00:14:33,789 --> 00:14:34,831 What? 319 00:14:34,915 --> 00:14:36,291 Come on, let's get back to the party. Come on. 320 00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:38,293 Wait, let me just take my dress off. We're missing everybody. 321 00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:39,878 Don't take that... No, stop it! Stop it! 322 00:14:39,961 --> 00:14:41,963 Jan! No! No! No! Michael... 323 00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:43,757 No means "Please don't." 324 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:45,550 Means... Slam me up against the wall right here. 325 00:14:45,634 --> 00:14:47,094 I'm not going to slam you up against anything. 326 00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:49,388 You're acting inappropriate, Jan. I want you so... 327 00:14:49,471 --> 00:14:50,972 I'm acting inappropriate? Yeah. 328 00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:53,266 Forget it. Get out of my way. 329 00:14:58,146 --> 00:14:59,189 Here. 330 00:14:59,272 --> 00:15:00,482 Hey! 331 00:15:00,732 --> 00:15:01,733 Where have you been all night? 332 00:15:01,817 --> 00:15:03,944 I was looking forward to hanging out with you. 333 00:15:04,027 --> 00:15:05,028 I was... 334 00:15:05,862 --> 00:15:07,906 Hey, don't you have a daughter? 335 00:15:09,533 --> 00:15:10,700 Yes. 336 00:15:17,999 --> 00:15:19,668 Oh, good. You're up. 337 00:15:19,751 --> 00:15:21,044 Hey, who makes this chair? 338 00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:24,131 I don't know. It was here when I was born. 339 00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:26,425 I want one. 340 00:15:26,508 --> 00:15:28,844 It's really good, solid construction. It's comfortable. 341 00:15:30,011 --> 00:15:31,304 What is this, oak? 342 00:15:32,556 --> 00:15:33,932 I don't know. 343 00:15:34,558 --> 00:15:35,976 What do you know? 344 00:15:45,235 --> 00:15:47,070 God, I hate these parties. 345 00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:49,448 You wanna sneak out back and shoot some hoops? 346 00:15:54,077 --> 00:15:55,704 Meet me outside in two minutes. 347 00:15:56,705 --> 00:15:58,081 Now you stay here and have fun 348 00:15:58,165 --> 00:16:01,251 'cause I'm going to go out back and shoot hoops with David Wallace. 349 00:16:01,334 --> 00:16:02,461 Okay. 350 00:16:03,962 --> 00:16:06,214 Don't mention that you and I are dating 351 00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:08,467 'cause I think he might still have feelings for me. 352 00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:09,801 Wallace? 353 00:16:10,844 --> 00:16:13,305 What the hell? Have you dated, like, every guy here? 354 00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:20,687 Wow. 355 00:16:20,770 --> 00:16:22,105 Okay. 356 00:16:22,189 --> 00:16:23,231 You got me. 357 00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:24,774 I so got you. 358 00:16:24,858 --> 00:16:26,109 So none of them? 359 00:16:26,193 --> 00:16:27,277 Of course not. 360 00:16:27,777 --> 00:16:30,989 I mean you're, kind of, like, my first. 361 00:16:32,115 --> 00:16:33,366 Really? 362 00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:34,868 Oh, my God, it's so easy... Okay. 363 00:16:34,951 --> 00:16:36,786 ...it's not even fun. 364 00:16:39,956 --> 00:16:40,999 Hey, Jan. 365 00:16:41,082 --> 00:16:42,167 Not too good. 366 00:16:45,212 --> 00:16:48,381 Did you get a chance to try Michael's homemade potato salad? 367 00:16:48,465 --> 00:16:50,800 Rachel thinks that I brought homemade potato salad. 368 00:16:50,884 --> 00:16:54,179 But I just picked it up at the supermarket. It's funny. 369 00:16:54,262 --> 00:16:56,223 I wish I could make potato salad that good. 370 00:16:56,306 --> 00:16:58,475 It's just potatoes and mayonnaise. 371 00:16:58,558 --> 00:17:00,810 There's something wrong with Jan. 372 00:17:02,103 --> 00:17:03,396 What's... 373 00:17:04,731 --> 00:17:05,941 What's with Jan and Michael? 374 00:17:07,150 --> 00:17:10,654 I don't know... Where to begin. 375 00:17:23,416 --> 00:17:24,709 My ball. 376 00:17:24,793 --> 00:17:27,379 The chimney's in decent shape. Not great. 377 00:17:27,462 --> 00:17:29,256 I found some termite damage in a crawl space 378 00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:32,008 and some structural flaws in the foundation. 379 00:17:32,092 --> 00:17:34,511 So, all in all, 380 00:17:35,887 --> 00:17:38,306 it was a pretty fun cocktail party. 381 00:17:41,142 --> 00:17:43,061 What? 382 00:17:43,144 --> 00:17:44,354 I want us to make it. 383 00:17:44,938 --> 00:17:46,398 I want a fresh start. 384 00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:49,109 That's awesome. That's what I want. 385 00:17:49,901 --> 00:17:52,696 Okay, but in order for us to make it, 386 00:17:52,779 --> 00:17:55,073 there can't be any secrets between us. 387 00:17:55,156 --> 00:17:57,200 I didn't... I didn't do anything. 388 00:17:57,284 --> 00:18:00,036 Ask anybody. I totally could have and I didn't at all. 389 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:01,538 Just listen. 390 00:18:02,664 --> 00:18:04,499 Remember that casino night about a month 391 00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:06,751 before we were supposed to get married? 392 00:18:06,835 --> 00:18:07,877 I kissed Jim. 393 00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:10,297 What? 394 00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:11,381 He told me how he felt 395 00:18:11,464 --> 00:18:13,133 and I guess I had feelings, too. 396 00:18:13,216 --> 00:18:14,384 And we kissed. 397 00:18:14,467 --> 00:18:15,468 Jim came on to you? 398 00:18:15,552 --> 00:18:16,553 Just listen. 399 00:18:16,636 --> 00:18:18,972 No, I am listening! That's the problem, I'm listening! 400 00:18:19,055 --> 00:18:20,056 Don't yell. 401 00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:21,474 Don't yell? 402 00:18:26,104 --> 00:18:27,272 This is over. 403 00:18:27,355 --> 00:18:29,482 Yeah. You're right. This is so over! 404 00:18:29,566 --> 00:18:32,402 Are you kidding me, Pam? Come on! 405 00:18:34,112 --> 00:18:35,196 God! 406 00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:38,533 Stupid jet skis! 407 00:18:44,205 --> 00:18:45,832 Our first fight. 408 00:18:49,002 --> 00:18:51,379 If this is about what happened in the bathroom, 409 00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:52,881 there was no place to cuddle... 410 00:18:52,964 --> 00:18:54,466 I feel sick. 411 00:18:55,425 --> 00:18:57,218 You didn't have any of the potato salad, did you? 412 00:18:57,302 --> 00:19:00,597 You know, we were good when we were just running around, you know? 413 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:03,642 In secret. It was wrong and it was exciting, 414 00:19:04,434 --> 00:19:07,729 and maybe it was a mistake to take it public. 415 00:19:11,149 --> 00:19:14,861 Well, if that's the way you feel, my lady, 416 00:19:14,944 --> 00:19:16,696 then you have hurt me greatly. 417 00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:18,615 Michael... Greatly. 418 00:19:18,823 --> 00:19:19,908 Please don't cry. 419 00:19:19,991 --> 00:19:21,201 I'm not going to cry. 420 00:19:21,284 --> 00:19:24,037 I feel like it, but I am not going to. 421 00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:26,498 Why don't you just take your stupid love contract 422 00:19:26,581 --> 00:19:27,749 and tear it up into a million pieces? 423 00:19:27,832 --> 00:19:29,793 It was never a love contract, Michael. Yeah. 424 00:19:29,876 --> 00:19:31,461 And besides, I have already given a copy to David. 425 00:19:31,544 --> 00:19:33,505 It would be just as embarrassing to get it back from him 426 00:19:33,588 --> 00:19:35,423 as it was handing it to him... I want the house, Jan. 427 00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:37,092 I want the picket fence. 428 00:19:37,175 --> 00:19:40,929 I want the ketchup fights and the tickling and the giggling. 429 00:19:44,808 --> 00:19:46,351 I didn't mean it, okay? I was... 430 00:19:46,434 --> 00:19:47,435 Whatever. 431 00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:52,190 I was tired. I'm tired and I didn't eat enough. And that's all. That was it. 432 00:19:52,273 --> 00:19:54,234 That's it. You didn't mean it. That's all. No, I didn't. 433 00:19:54,317 --> 00:19:55,568 That's all. So... 434 00:19:55,652 --> 00:19:57,570 I'm just saying I didn't mean it. 435 00:19:57,654 --> 00:19:58,780 Okay. Fine. 436 00:20:02,158 --> 00:20:03,326 I love you, Jan. 437 00:20:03,410 --> 00:20:04,452 Okay. 438 00:20:09,457 --> 00:20:11,501 Don't break up, you guys. 439 00:20:14,212 --> 00:20:16,131 You're great together. 440 00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:27,517 Are they gonna call the cops? 441 00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:28,935 No. I paid them off. 442 00:20:31,271 --> 00:20:32,856 Jet ski money? 443 00:20:32,939 --> 00:20:34,023 All of it. 444 00:20:35,108 --> 00:20:37,235 I'm gonna kill Jim Halpert.