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Oh, damn.
I lost another file.
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Gonna have to reboot, again.
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Hey, Dwight,
do you want an Altoid?
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What do you think?
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In school, we learned
about this scientist
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who trained dogs to salivate
at the sound of a bell
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by feeding them
whenever a bell rang.
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So,
for the past couple weeks,
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I've been conducting
a similar experiment.
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Dwight, want an Altoid?
Okay.
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Altoid?
Sure.
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Mint, Dwight?
"Mint, Dwight?"
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Yes.
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What are you doing?
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I...
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What?
I don't know. I...
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My mouth tastes
so bad all of a sudden.
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Always the bridesmaids,
right, ladies?
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Okay, for this next
one, everybody hop out.
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Just Phyllis and Dad.
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Actually, let's bring Mom
back in and the sisters
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and you and you and you.
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Great.
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Phyllis is getting
married and I am in the wedding party.
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She has asked me to push her
father's wheelchair down the aisle.
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So, basically, I am
co-giving away the bride.
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Since I pay her salary
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it is like I'm paying for the
wedding, which I'm happy to do.
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It's a big day for Phyllis,
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but it's an even
bigger day for me.
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Employer of the Bride.
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Yes.
I put Michael in my wedding.
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It was the only way
I could think to get
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six weeks off
for my honeymoon.
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No one else has ever
gotten six weeks before.
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Phyllis ended up using the exact
same invitations as Roy and me.
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So, it was kind of like being
invited to my own wedding.
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And I was like, "Wait,
I thought I called that off?"
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So, what's in the box?
A toaster.
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You?
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A toaster.
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Unbelievable.
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Hello, Angela.
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Hi, Dwight.
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You look as beautiful
as the Queen of England.
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Thank you.
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Don't linger. Break left.
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Left.
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The Schrutes
have their own traditions.
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We usually marry
standing in our own graves.
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It makes the funerals
very romantic,
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but the weddings
are a bleak affair.
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- Those flowers are nice.
- Yeah.
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"P and R"?
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Phyllis and Robert?
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Oh, of course.
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Also, Pam and Roy.
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There she is.
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I swear, Phyllis,
you are as beautiful
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as the first day you started
work at Dunder Mifflin.
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Thanks, Michael.
That's sweet.
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Same as when you
said it outside.
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How you doing?
Are you excited?
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Yes, very.
Me, too.
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If you need to vomit,
that is okay. I did.
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Do you want to
talk about tonight?
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No.
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Because I know you're probably
worried about pleasing Bob.
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A lot of pressure.
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Phyllis,
did you break wind?
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It's okay if you did,
it's a very natural reaction.
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It's your wedding,
and you're nervous...
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That wasn't me.
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Okay.
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I'm sure that Bob...
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Wow, that is...
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That is pungent.
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I lost my train of thought.
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Are you set on
that hairstyle?
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I thought it was...
Michael, no... Here, let me.
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I don't need your help.
Thank you, no.
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Just cover up
that bald patch.
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Michael, please.
I just need some time alone.
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Okay. Okay.
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You might be
surprised to learn that
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I've only been to
one other wedding.
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It's actually
a very cute story.
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My mom was marrying Jeff, and
they asked me to be ring bearer.
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And I was
understandably emotional
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and somehow
my pants became wet.
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I hate you!
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A long story short, Jeff's
dog ended up as ring bearer.
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And the irony is that,
after the ceremony
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that dog peed on everything
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and nobody said boo.
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Why are all these
people here?
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There's too many
people on this Earth.
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We need a new plague.
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Who are all these people?
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You know what?
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I bet a lot of them
are wedding crashers.
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No way.
Did you ever see that movie?
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Of course I saw it.
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I saw Wedding Crashers
accidentally.
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I bought
a ticket for Grizzly Man
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and went into
the wrong theater.
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After an hour, I figured I
was in the wrong theater,
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but I kept waiting.
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Because that's the
thing about bear attacks,
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they come when
you least expect it.
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You know, I just wish...
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I wish I had
the investigative powers
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to actually smoke some of
these guys out, you know?
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Once again, Jim,
I will take care of this.
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I will locate the wedding
crashers and report them to Phyllis.
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That way I won't
have to get her a gift.
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Hi, I'm Kevin.
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Where did you find her?
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At the gym.
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Right.
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The gym...
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Could you scoot over?
You're on my dress.
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I thought you're not supposed
to wear white to a wedding.
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I know,
but there was an emergency.
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I look really good
in white.
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This strapping, young lad sitting
here is Phyllis' father, Elbert,
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and he is quite
the ladies' man.
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Aren't you, Elbert? Huh?
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Ring bearer.
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I could have done better.
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I will do better.
I am going to be better.
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I can't believe
I'm actually doing this.
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Are you ready for this,
Elbert? I am.
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Let's do it!
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That's my dress.
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It's...
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This is...
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Me walking
Phyllis down the aisle
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was supposed to be
the highlight of the wedding.
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And now,
the wedding has no highlight.
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I can't believe I pushed that
guy's lazy ass around all day
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until he was ready to
stand up and steal the show.
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That's...
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Well, I've got news for you,
Elbert, if that's your real name,
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the show's not over.
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And do you, Phyllis, take Bob
Vance, Vance Refrigeration,
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to be your
lawfully wedded husband?
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I do.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
may I present to you,
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for the first time as a couple,
Mr. and Mrs. Bob Vance!
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And do you, Bob, take Phyllis
to be your lawfully wedded wife?
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I do.
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You may now kiss the bride.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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for the first time as a couple,
Mr. and Mrs. Bob Vance!
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That's what
I'm talking about!
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Congratulations, Phyllis.
You look lovely.
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Thank you.
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Your dress is very white.
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It's so white,
my eyes are burning.
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Thanks, Angela.
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Congratulations, Bob.
You're a good man.
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But just know,
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if you ever lay a finger
on Phyllis, I will kill you.
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If you ever lay a finger
on Phyllis, I'll kill you.
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Agreed. No fingers
will be laid on Phyllis.
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Oh, decided to
sit down again, huh?
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Great.
Bet you can hear me, too?
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Best of luck, Phyllis.
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Also, I'm gonna need to see
a copy of the guest manifest
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as well as
photographs of the caterers.
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I don't have that, Dwight.
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Damn it, Phyllis!
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Are you all right?
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This must be
so awful for you.
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What do you mean?
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Well, this is supposed
to be your wedding.
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Oh!
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No, that's actually fine.
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There's no way it's fine.
I'm sorry.
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If I was you,
I would just, like,
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freak out and
get really drunk
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and then tell
someone I was pregnant.
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Okay. That's a lot
of good ideas. Thanks.
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Excuse me, sir, how do
you know the happy couple?
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Who?
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The bride and groom.
What are their names?
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I don't... I'm not sure...
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I get it. I get it.
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Come on, freeloader.
Let's move it.
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Come on. Come on.
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Okay, okay.
Where are we going?
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You've got to find yourself
another wedding to crash, my friend.
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Phyllis? Are you
happy with everything?
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What can I do to
make it more perfecter?
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It's beautiful.
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Why don't you find your seat
and enjoy the buffet.
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I'm already on it.
The chicken?
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Totally undercooked.
I sent it back.
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It's fish.
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I will take care of that.
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I do. I know a fair amount
about fine food and drink.
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This is a white.
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No, this is not
our first wedding.
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This is the third wedding
that Scrantonicity has played.
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We also played our bassist's
wedding and our guitarist's wedding.
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Attention, everyone.
Attention, please.
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I'm supposed to ask
if anyone has seen Uncle Al.
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He is old and has
brown eyes and dementia.
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His family is very concerned.
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It's a very
serious situation.
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Roxanne
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You don't have to
put on your red light
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Those days are over...
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Hey.
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I know I don't normally
notice these kind of things,
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but this wedding's
really nice.
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I mean,
the flowers and stuff.
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Phyllis has got
some great taste.
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You're kidding me, right?
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I know you probably aren't
gonna remember this, but,
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those color roses,
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I got you those
color roses for our prom.
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Roy, I picked those flowers.
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Phyllis just stole all of
my ideas for our wedding.
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I guess I wasn't really too
involved in the planning.
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Yeah.
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Sorry about that.
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It's okay.
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Well, you think
it sucks for you?
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I'm the one who actually
wanted to get married.
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Phyllis,
you're a wonderful woman.
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And you're
a hell of a bowler!
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Cheers.
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Cheers!
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Thank you, Randy.
That was great. Thank you.
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Thank you very much.
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Hi I'm Michael Scott.
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And, for the next 40 minutes,
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I am going to be
your tour guide through
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the lives of Phyllis Lapin
and Bob Vance,
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one of the great, seemingly
impossible, love stories of our time.
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My name is Michael Scott.
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Webster's
dictionary defines wedding
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as "the fusing of two metals
with a hot torch.”
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Well, you know something?
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I think you guys
are two medals,
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gold medals.
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For those of you
who don't know me,
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I'm Michael Scott,
Phyllis' boss.
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To quote from
The Princess Bride,
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"Marriage..."”
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The most important part of
a speech is the opening line.
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When time is not a factor, I like to
try out three or four different ones.
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Phyllis and Bob, their
celebrity couple name would be
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Flob.
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You look at her, and she's
kind of matronly today,
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but back in high school, I swear
her nickname was Easy Rider.
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Now, as for Bob. Bob Vance...
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Okay, that's enough. Thanks.
...is a guy...
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Thanks, Michael.
Give me the mike.
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He works...
Okay, hold on, hold on...
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Look...
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I didn't say anything when Phyllis's
dad upstaged me at the ceremony.
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And I think you
owe me this, okay?
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Give me the microphone.
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No, I'm not going to.
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Michael,
give me the microphone.
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It's okay. You're out
of here. Okay, good.
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Yeah, you're out of here.
You're...
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I hate you!
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A year has passed
since I wrote my note
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Hey.
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When are we gonna get to see some
of those famous Beesly dance moves?
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I'm pacing myself.
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Come on.
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Get out there. Give the
people what they want.
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No. I'm such a dorky dancer.
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I know.
And it's very cute.
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Hypothetically, if I thought
Pam was interested, then,
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no,
it's totally hypothetical.
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Come on.
I can't let you in, Michael.
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Dwight, just... No. It's
Bob and Phyllis's orders.
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Look, I just wanted to go in and
quietly sit, and have a piece of cake.
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I'm not even gonna dance,
one song, maybe...
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You are a real life wedding
crasher and I must bounce you.
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I'm sorry,
it gives me no pleasure.
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Okay.
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You remember me
when the west wind moves
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Upon the fields of barley
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You'll forget
the sun in his jealous way
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As we walk in fields of gold
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So she took her love
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For to gaze...
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Even after you're gone
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And I know that you love...
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Hey!
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They're playing
our song, huh?
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Yeah, that's weird.
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I thought they only
played The Police.
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I know. I...
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I gave them 20 bucks.
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You wanna dance?
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Dreams last so long
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Even after you're gone
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And I know
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That you love me
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And soon you will see
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You were meant for me
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And I was meant for you
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And I was meant for you
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Hey, you wanna
get out of here?
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Here's a non-hypothetical,
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I'm really happy
I'm with Karen.
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Every little thing
she does is magic
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Everything she do
just turns me on
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Even though my
life before was tragic
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Now I know my
love for her goes on
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One, two, three!
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Toby... Yeah!
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I just want Phyllis
to have a great day.
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Phyllis and you
will be great together.
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We are great together.
We are a great team.
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The Celtics
were a great team.
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Yes. Yes, they were.
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Robert Parish...
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I should talk to her. I don't
want this to ruin her honeymoon.
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Well, nobody ever helped me.
I had to do it myself.
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Even the doctor didn't know.
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Dude, keep it together.
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I listened to you
for a half an hour
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even though most of that
stuff went right over my head.
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Hey!
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Yeah!
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Phyllis?
Phyllis, wait, please.
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I'm sorry. I just...
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I just wanted to make
this a day to remember.
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You found Uncle All
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Yeah, yeah.
He's kind of a weirdo.
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Thank you, Michael.
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You're... You're welcome.
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They say that your
wedding day goes by in such a flash
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that you're lucky if you even
get a piece of your own cake.
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I say, that's crazy.
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I say, "Let them eat cake."
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Margaret Thatcher
said that about marriage.
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Smart broad.
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Be careful with the... No!
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Oh, wow!
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Phyllis. Phyllis, come on.
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You look like a clown.
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Here. Oh, get me. Get me!