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I'm hungry.

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Movie Monday!

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The only cure I know for the
Monday blues is Varsity Blues.

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Let's go! Let's go,
let's go, let's go!

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Take a seat down there.
Second from the end.

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All right.
Everybody here? Yes!

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Popcorn, anyone?

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Yes, please! Thank you.

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Anyone else?

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No.

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Movie Monday
started with training videos.

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But we went through those pretty
fast. Then we watched a medical video.

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Since then, it's been half-hour
installments of various movies,

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with the exception
of an episode of Entourage,

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which Michael made us
watch six times.

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Entourage.

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Kevin? Would you like to do
the scenes from last week?

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Yes.

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Why him?

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Don't whine. Get the windows.

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Previously on Varsity Blues...

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Okay, Billy Bob got a head
injury, but Coach made him play.

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So then Lance, he gets sacked
and he's out for the year.

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Hello?

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Not everyone approves
of Movie Monday.

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I won't say who.

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I don't approve. I don't.

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Hello?

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Let's go after that title now.
Let's go, let's go!

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Let's go!

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Hi, Jan. Hope you
brought the Milk Duds.

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How would a movie
increase productivity, Michael?

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How on Earth would it do that?

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People work faster after.

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Magically?

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No.

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They have to, to make up for the
time they lost watching the movie.

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No.

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Do I need to hire
a babysitter for you, Michael?

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Kitchen.

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Some little 14-year old girl
whose job it is, is to limit...

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Michael is going
to get us all fired.

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You sat back and let him
play that dumb movie

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and now Jan is peeved off and
we're all going to lose our jobs.

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That's not going to happen.

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You know she has it
out for him now!

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That's not his fault!

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He had to follow his heart.

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Ever since Michael
dumped Jan for Carole,

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Jan's been
bitching out on him.

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Reject a woman, and she will never let it
go. One of the many defects of their kind.

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Also weak arms.

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Dwight, you should
be running this office.

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Michael would never let me.

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It's not up to Michael,
it's Jan's call.

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Talk to her.
I could never do that.

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Fine! Sit back and do nothing
and let us all get fired.

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I know that patience and loyalty
are good and virtuous traits,

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but sometimes I just think
you need to grow a pair.

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At the Stamford branch, they all
play this World War II videogame

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called Call of Duty.

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And they're all
really into it.

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I'm told that it started
as a teambuilding exercise.

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Unfortunately,
I really suck at it.

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We didn't play many videogames
in Scranton.

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Instead, we'd do stuff like...

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Pam and I would sometimes hum
the same high-pitched note

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and try to get Dwight to make
an appointment with an ear doctor.

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And Pam called it
Pretendonitis.

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Hey, Kelly,
my stuff just got here.

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Oh! Oh, my God!

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Kelly really likes
to online shop.

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So, I felt like I wanted
some new clothes.

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I mean, I just...
I wanted to...

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It's just, I felt like it was time
to maybe, just get new clothes.

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Okay.

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I love it!

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Really? I don't know.

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No, you haven't even
tried it on yet. Try it on.

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Not at work. I'll try it on...

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Fashion show.
Fashion show at lunch!

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No...

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Fashion show,
fashion show at lunch.

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Fashion show! Fashion show!
Fashion show at lunch!

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Why did you do that?

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I'm just killing Germans
any way I can.

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We're on the German team.

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Shoot the British.

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Wait, are we playing teams?

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Yeah.

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Hello?

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Is this Jan?

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Who is this?

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This is Dwight Schrute.

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I am calling about
an extremely sensitive matter.

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You should talk to Michael
and he'll talk to me,

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and that way we don't have to
speak to each other.

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It's about Michael.

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What about him?

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I can't talk here.
It's too sensitive.

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It's not about
a surprise party, is it?

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No, but we should discuss that
another time.

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Look, I'm already an hour outside of
Scranton, Dwight, I'm not coming back.

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Pull over at Exit 40.

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There is
a Liz Claiborne outlet.

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I know you like that store. Go
inside and shop until I can meet you.

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How do you know
I like that store?

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Many of your blouses
are Claibornes.

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How do you know that?

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It's part of my job.

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No, it's not.
It's officially not.

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Noted.

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I'm going to the dentist.

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Okay.

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I have to have
an emergency crown put in.

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Yes.

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It's a new dentist.

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He's far. I might
be gone three hours.

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Three hours? Wow! Have fun.

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Did you get anything good?

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Yeah.

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New blouse? Halter-top?

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Camisole? Teddy?

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I could save the branch.

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Really?

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If you let me run it.

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Okay.

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Okay, I can run it?

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What would you do differently?

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Mostly get rid of waste,
which is half the people there.

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And clean house.

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Right here, it's all for me.

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Thank you.

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Dwight, you must feel strongly
to speak with me this way,

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behind Michael's back, and turn
on so many of your co-workers.

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The decision to turn
on Michael was difficult.

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But once I did it,
I didn't look back.

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And mostly I feel
that Michael would approve.

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It's really what's best
for the branch.

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And I could care less
about my co-workers.

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So, here we are.

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It's all on the table.

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I want the branch.

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And I await your decision.

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Oh, by the way, there's a new
Ann Taylor outlet store near here.

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I know you like
their earrings.

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Where is it?

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Michael!
Hi.

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I had a very interesting conversation
with one of your employees.

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Oh, that's nice.
No, it wasn't.

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Dwight just told me that he thinks
he can run the branch better than you.

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What?

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You were at the dentist?

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You can't have people
undermining you.

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Get control of your
branch immediately. Okay.

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What was Dwight thinking?
That he could turn Jan against me?

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She's my ex-lover-ish.

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Wow!

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It's so sexy! You look so hot.

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It's really something.

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It's too much.

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What?
I'm gonna return it.

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No. You have to keep it today,
just see how you feel.

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Hi.

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You look nice.

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Thanks.

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Isn't that, like,
your third soda today?

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Yeah, I think we can be a
big help to your company.

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Okay, see you next week. Bye.

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Again?

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Scared?

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Call of Duty.

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Andy, Jim, can I see you in the
conference room for a minute?

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Now?
Yes, now.

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Put the game on hold,
everyone.

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This is not working, okay? We
are getting slaughtered out there.

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It's the new guy.

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Oh, I'm sorry, I don't know
what we're talking about.

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See what I mean?

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We just need a strategy, okay?

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We're gonna set up a trap
in the gunroom. All right?

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Jim, are you using
the MP40 or the .44?

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Sniper rifle?

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Snipe...
What?

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Jim! In Carentan? Are you
playing for the other team?

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You don't snipe
in Carentan, okay?

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It's saboteur! Saboteur!

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Andy, it's not...

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I'm gonna kill you for real.

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This game, the game is over.
I'm really going to shoot you.

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Hey, Dwight.

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Do you want an M&M?

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No, thanks. I'm stuffed.

194
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No, seriously, you should have
an M&M, they're really good.

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Okay.

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Good, huh?

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So good.

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Hey, I thought you weren't supposed
to eat anything for a couple of hours

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after you've had
a crown put in.

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They have this new kind
of quick-drying bonding. So...

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Sounds like a good dentist.

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Oh, yeah.

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What's his name?

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Crentist.

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Your dentist's name
is Crentist?

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Yeah.

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00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:09,710
Sounds a lot like dentist.

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Maybe that's why
he became a dentist.

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Let me see your teeth.

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Let me see them.
Let me see them.

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You should floss them.

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I know.

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Well, then.

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I'm glad you're okay.

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Business is like a jungle.
And I am like a tiger.

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And Dwight is like a monkey that
stabs the tiger in the back with a stick.

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Does the tiger
fire the monkey?

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Does the tiger transfer the
monkey to another branch?

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Pun.

220
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There's no way of knowing what
goes on inside the tiger's head.

221
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We don't have the technology.

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Dwight, can I talk to you
for a second?

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Wow. This is tough!

224
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What?

225
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What is it?

226
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Well...

227
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I just got off
the phone with Jan.

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And...

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She demoted me.

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Yeah.

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You know what the craziest part of
this is? She demoted me to your job.

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And she said that you should be
expecting a call later from corporate,

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and that...

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I guess that means that you are going to be
acting manager of Dunder Mifflin, Scranton.

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I can't believe this news.

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That... Wow!

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Yeah.

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I told her I didn't know
whether you'd want to do it

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because you've always
been so loyal to me.

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You've been
my most trusted ally.

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You said that?

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Yup, I did. I did.

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But I think you should do it.

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Well, gosh, if you think
I should then I will.

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Perfect. Well, we're settled.

246
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All right.
All right.

247
00:14:08,221 --> 00:14:10,932
Well, then you are now
Acting Manager

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of Dunder Mifflin,
Scranton branch,

249
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and I am
Assistant Regional Manager.

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Assistant to
the Regional Manager.

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00:14:16,938 --> 00:14:19,774
Thank you, Michael, for
staying on, I really appreciate it.

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Hey, hey. Oh...

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I can't imagine
this place without you.

254
00:14:25,947 --> 00:14:28,866
Can't you? That's so nice.

255
00:14:33,872 --> 00:14:37,333
Well, I guess we should
go tell the troops.

256
00:14:37,417 --> 00:14:39,210
Yeah, when I'm ready, Mike.

257
00:14:41,171 --> 00:14:42,672
Okay, let's do it.

258
00:14:47,886 --> 00:14:51,347
Hey, hi, hello, everybody.

259
00:14:51,431 --> 00:14:54,684
I have some good news
and I have some bad news.

260
00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:59,022
I am being replaced as
your leader by Dwight.

261
00:14:59,106 --> 00:15:00,524
You're kidding.

262
00:15:00,607 --> 00:15:03,860
You might think that I am
kidding, and I understand that.

263
00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:05,654
Congratulations, Dwight.

264
00:15:05,737 --> 00:15:06,988
Thank you, Angela.

265
00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:09,658
But, why Dwight?

266
00:15:09,741 --> 00:15:12,577
Because Dwight never lies.

267
00:15:13,703 --> 00:15:15,830
How does that qualify him
to run a branch?

268
00:15:15,914 --> 00:15:17,665
Because that's all it takes.

269
00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:22,875
Okay, Dwight, would you like to say a
few words to everybody about loyalty?

270
00:15:23,338 --> 00:15:24,464
Thank you, Michael.

271
00:15:24,548 --> 00:15:28,385
I just want to say, to the few of you
who will remain under my employ,

272
00:15:28,552 --> 00:15:32,389
that I intend to lead you
into the black with ferocity!

273
00:15:33,014 --> 00:15:34,724
Michael? What will you do?

274
00:15:34,808 --> 00:15:35,975
Oh, I'll be fine.

275
00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:37,227
Do you have any savings?

276
00:15:37,310 --> 00:15:38,644
No, no, I don't. But...

277
00:15:38,728 --> 00:15:40,479
Michael, you might
lose your condo.

278
00:15:40,564 --> 00:15:42,566
I won't. I won't.

279
00:15:43,066 --> 00:15:45,777
I have this little old vacuum
cleaner that's broken.

280
00:15:45,861 --> 00:15:48,697
If Dwight doesn't work out,
maybe that could be manager.

281
00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:50,406
Maybe I'll quit.

282
00:15:50,907 --> 00:15:52,283
It's really happening.

283
00:15:52,367 --> 00:15:53,493
Yes.

284
00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:58,581
We can make a difference here.

285
00:15:58,790 --> 00:16:01,584
I will make a difference here.

286
00:16:03,044 --> 00:16:04,295
You alone?

287
00:16:04,379 --> 00:16:05,546
"Cause I thought
together we were...

288
00:16:05,630 --> 00:16:08,215
Oh, please! Don't be naive.

289
00:16:09,676 --> 00:16:11,719
But you can be
in charge of the women.

290
00:16:20,061 --> 00:16:21,854
Look how cute he is.

291
00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:24,607
And he's trying to shoot
with a smoke grenade.

292
00:16:24,691 --> 00:16:26,109
I'm sorry, what are you
whispering about me?

293
00:16:26,193 --> 00:16:28,945
No, nothing. Just
concentrate on turning around.

294
00:16:29,029 --> 00:16:30,613
Yeah, I'm trying, I just...

295
00:16:30,697 --> 00:16:32,448
Just tap "S" then "D."

296
00:16:32,532 --> 00:16:33,658
Oh.

297
00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:35,327
Any last words? No?

298
00:16:35,410 --> 00:16:36,577
What?

299
00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:41,249
Wow!

300
00:16:44,419 --> 00:16:45,795
Psychopath.

301
00:16:52,260 --> 00:16:53,552
What?

302
00:16:53,637 --> 00:16:54,763
I'm just looking.

303
00:16:56,306 --> 00:16:57,598
Please go back to your desk.

304
00:16:57,682 --> 00:16:58,808
In a minute.

305
00:17:02,771 --> 00:17:05,607
Well, I remember why
I dress the way I do at work.

306
00:17:05,690 --> 00:17:07,483
But I'm gonna
keep the clothes.

307
00:17:07,567 --> 00:17:11,362
I mean, it'll just be cool to have some
after-work clothes that aren't pajamas.

308
00:17:19,037 --> 00:17:23,537
Well, I guess it's time that I turn
over the keys to the famous Sebring.

309
00:17:26,503 --> 00:17:27,921
No, thank you.

310
00:17:28,004 --> 00:17:29,463
It's a corporate lease,
Dwight, you've earned it.

311
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:31,383
No, thanks.
What?

312
00:17:31,758 --> 00:17:33,217
Not my style.

313
00:17:36,012 --> 00:17:39,181
But you said you liked it.
You've always admired it. And...

314
00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:41,309
But that was before. I'm thinking
about getting something German,

315
00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:42,685
something with
decent gas mileage.

316
00:17:42,769 --> 00:17:46,230
Plus, that convertible is a
ridiculous choice for this climate.

317
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,859
Take it back.

318
00:17:51,319 --> 00:17:52,403
No.

319
00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:57,700
That's my car.

320
00:18:00,912 --> 00:18:02,955
What did you...
That's my car!

321
00:18:03,498 --> 00:18:04,582
Yes.

322
00:18:04,874 --> 00:18:07,710
I know, Dwight, I know.
I know, I know.

323
00:18:07,794 --> 00:18:09,128
You know what?

324
00:18:09,337 --> 00:18:11,380
Jan called me
about your little meeting!

325
00:18:11,464 --> 00:18:12,548
No.

326
00:18:13,091 --> 00:18:15,259
I know what you did.

327
00:18:15,343 --> 00:18:16,469
You... The Sebring's cool...

328
00:18:16,553 --> 00:18:17,637
I made the whole thing up,
Dwight!

329
00:18:17,721 --> 00:18:18,888
It's cool,
the Sebring's cool...

330
00:18:18,972 --> 00:18:20,890
Oh, do you? Do you like it?
And has a cassette and a CD.

331
00:18:20,974 --> 00:18:22,850
How dare you?
How dare you, Dwight?

332
00:18:22,934 --> 00:18:24,477
Don't fire me.

333
00:18:25,228 --> 00:18:26,354
Please, don't...

334
00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:28,982
Give me one good reason why I
shouldn't fire you right here on the spot?

335
00:18:29,065 --> 00:18:30,691
I have excellent
sales numbers!

336
00:18:30,775 --> 00:18:32,485
Not good enough!

337
00:18:32,569 --> 00:18:35,071
I'll do anything! Anything!

338
00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:36,489
Please, I'll do your laundry
for a month!

339
00:18:36,573 --> 00:18:37,699
For a year!

340
00:18:37,782 --> 00:18:40,075
I have a laundry machine!

341
00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:44,581
I'm sorry. Anything... I'll...

342
00:18:44,664 --> 00:18:46,290
Please? Please?

343
00:18:47,334 --> 00:18:49,002
I don't know if I can trust
you anymore. You can't.

344
00:18:49,085 --> 00:18:51,921
You can't, but I promise
I'll never betray you again.

345
00:18:52,005 --> 00:18:55,800
What can I do, Michael?
What can I do?

346
00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:57,719
What can I do?

347
00:18:59,095 --> 00:19:00,638
What can I do?

348
00:19:01,514 --> 00:19:02,723
What can I do?

349
00:19:02,932 --> 00:19:04,850
You can get up.

350
00:19:04,934 --> 00:19:06,143
What?

351
00:19:06,811 --> 00:19:07,895
Get up.

352
00:19:14,152 --> 00:19:16,404
And you can hug it out, bitch.

353
00:19:24,913 --> 00:19:26,831
"Hug it out, bitch."”

354
00:19:27,248 --> 00:19:31,126
That is what men say to each
other after a fight. They hug it out.

355
00:19:31,628 --> 00:19:34,005
And in doing so,
they just let it go.

356
00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:37,925
And walk away,
and they're done.

357
00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:43,389
Not a good idea to say that to a
woman, however, I have found.

358
00:19:44,557 --> 00:19:46,225
Doesn't translate.

359
00:20:17,632 --> 00:20:20,301
Yup, yup, we hugged it out.

360
00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:24,806
But it turns out
I was still a little angry

361
00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:28,977
and so I felt I needed to
punish him just a little bit more.

362
00:20:30,311 --> 00:20:33,188
And I'm making him
do my laundry for a year.