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It is Friday morning.

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And it is another beautiful day,

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In Scranton, Pennsylvania.

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Oh my God !

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Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up.

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We have a serious problem here.

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Alright everybody. Lock the doors.
Turn off the lights.

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Pretend you're not here.

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Are we in danger ?

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There's no time to think about it. This is real.

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Just shh, everybody.

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Michael, should I call the...

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What ?

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The I.T. tech guy and me, did not
get off to a great start.

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Synchro : Occeane
Transcript : Nikki

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Yeah I tried to install it myself.

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But, you guys have these things
so password-protected.

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That just means you have
to enter your password.

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What's your password, Michael ?

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It's...

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- 1, 2, 3, 4.
- Yes.

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Michael !

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- Sorry.
- Please don't do that.

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Okay, I'm sorry. What is going
on in there ?

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Why is he here ?

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What are you doing?

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I can't tell you.

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- You have to tell me.
- I don't have to tell you anything.

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Look, Michael.

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I know you don't want
to have to think about this.

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But if something were to happen to you,

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God forbid, then I would need
to know in order to take over.

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Dwight, nothing is going
to happen to me, okay ?

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I'm in the best shape of my life.

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Look at this.

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Yeah, but that doesn't matter,
you could get a brain aneurysm.

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- I'm not going to get a br-
- Or get hit by a car.

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- Stop.
- Or a bus or a train.

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You could get poisoned.
Fall down a well.

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- Step on a mine. Choke.
- Okay,

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If I step on a mine in
Scranton, Pennsylvania,

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and die, you can have my job, okay ?

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Why don't you just go away ?

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There are certain things a boss
does not share with his employees.

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His salary.

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That would depress them.

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His bed.

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It...

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And I am not going to tell them
that I'll be reading their e-mails.

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- So how do you search ?
- By keyword phrase.

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Try profits.

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No, try Michael Scott.

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Michael, boss, and funny.

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Oh my God !

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E-mail from Stanley.

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Stanley, terribly nice guy.

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"Sorry I didn't write back sooner."

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"I can't go to the game tonight
because my boss, Michael is an ass"

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"And making me stay late."

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Well, Stanley's an ass.

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Not one of our harder workers.

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Hey, what's the deal Michael ?

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Why are you spying on our computers ?

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Oh, no. Everybody, Oscar's gone crazy.

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What other ghost stories
have you got for us ?

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That I'm a robot ?

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I will destroy, everything in my path.

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Actually, we just...

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- Okay.

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- Oil can. Oil can.

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Tin man.

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Actually we just got a memo from I.T,

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saying you're doing e-mail surveillance.

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Oh, what ?
No, that defeats the whole purpose.

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So it's true ?
You have access to our e-mails ?

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You know what the problem is ?

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I think I do.

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The problem is that when people
hear the term "Big Brother",

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They immediately think
it's scary or bad.

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But I don't, I think,
"Wow. I love my Big Brother".

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I gotta erase a lot of stuff.

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A LOT, of stuff.

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Oh, hey. Just so you know.
If you have any sensitive e-mails,

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they need to be deleted immediately.

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- I know.
- Good.

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Hey.

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Something just happened.

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Dwight just told Angela that she has
to delete all of her sensitive e-mails.

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- Immediately !
-  What ?

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I know.

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- Do you they're like...
- No.

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Right, no.

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Maybe.

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It's like squishing a
spider under a book.

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It's gonna be really gross.

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But I have to look and make
sure that it's really dead.

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So...

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If you guys see anything.

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Hey, Dwight ?

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My friend is kind of into these
two girls that he works with.

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Nice.

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One is tall and brunette.

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And the other is short and blond.

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And perky and kind of judgmental.

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Who do you think he should choose ?

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Does he have access to
their medical records ?

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I think on of the greatest things
about modern America,

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is the computerization
of medical records.

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As a volunteer sheriff,

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I can look up anyone's psychiatric
records or surgical histories.

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Yeast infections.

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There are a huge number of
yeast infections in this county.

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Probably,

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because we're down river,
from that old bread factory.

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Meredith has an E-vite, from Jim.

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"Barbecue at Jim's tonight."

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Tonight ?

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Wonder where my e-vitation is ?

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Click on guest list.

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Angela, Stanley, Oscar...

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Meredith, Phyllis, Kevin, Creed.

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Must be...

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No.

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Hey, Angela. How's it going ?

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It's okay.

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Listen, are you bringing anyone
to Jim's party tonight ?

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No. Are we supposed to ?

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No. I mean, I don't know.
I don't think so.

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Excuse me.

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There's always a distance between
a boss and the employees.

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It is just nature's rule.

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It's intimidation, mostly.

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It's the awareness that they are not me.

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I do think that I am very...

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approachable as one of the guys.

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But maybe I need to be even approachabler.

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- That's pretty.
- Yeah.

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Are you going to eat with us ?

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Of course. Hanging with my crew.

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Crew that I am one of.

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Hanging with my Cup of Noodles.

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This is a meal in a cup, right here.

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Hot, tasty. Reminds me of college.

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Lived on this stuff.
Brain food.

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You know what I really,
really miss about college ?

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The parties.

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Everybody'd go, the athletes,
the nerds, the professors.

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The professors would go to the parties ?

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Yeah. They were the most fun.

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We always invited them.

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It's true. I'm having a party.

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I've got tree cases of imported beer.

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Karaoke machine

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And I didn't invite Michael.

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So, three ingredients for a great party.

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And it's nothing personal,
I just think that if he were there,

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people wouldn't be able to
relax and you know, have fun.

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And my roommate wants to meet everybody.

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Because, I'm pretty sure he
thinks I'm making Dwight up.

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He is very real.

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What ?

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Oh! Yes! Thank you.

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Question.

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On the internet, there are
several different options,

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to get to your house
for the party tonight.

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No, no, no. Keep that down.

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Why ?

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Because not everybody
knows about the party.

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Like who ?
Who doesn't know ?

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Michael.

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Why just Michael ?

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Because it's a surprise.

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Is it ?

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Oh, that's perfect.

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So don't tell.

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- I won't.
- Okay.

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So, Dwight thinks that tonight
is a surprise party for Michael.

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- Really ? That's great.
- I know.

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Maybe we can get him
to hide and wait somewhere.

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Oh man.

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Oh, you know what ? Speaking of which,
I was just trying to get a handle on,

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You know, the numbers
for food and stuff.

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So do you think Roy's gonna come or...

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Oh, no, he can't make it.

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Oh, okay. Cool.

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- Hey there.
- Hey.

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Almost quitting time.

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Yup. It's, 4:00.

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One more hour to take care
of anything you forgot to do.

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Hey, you know, I don't know
if you have any plans tonight.

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But if you don't, we could hang out.

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- I can't.
- You have plans ?

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- Yeah, I do.
- Yeah, I do too, I do too.

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- You do?
- Big plans. I do yeah.

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Because you just...

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- You wanted to hang out.
- Tonight, no I can't do it tonight.

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Improv class. I have improv class.
Hanging out with...

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- Really ?
- My improve buds.Yeah.

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Oh, that sounds like a lot of fun.

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Oh, it's the best. It's the best.

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I would not miss it for the world.

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But if something else came up,
I would definitely not go.

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Improv sounds great.

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It is.

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Okay.

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Alright.

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What ?

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I think Stanley just coughed.

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Hey, Pam. Do you need me to walk
you to your vehicular transport ?

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- No thanks.
- Alright.

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- Oscar, you have big plans tonight...
- I'm on a call.

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Okay.

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Kevin. Big man, big man !

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What are you doing tonight ? 
Where you off to ?

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My brother is in town.

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and we are going to see the 
Alaska Film Festival...

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- ...at the Si...
- Okay, alright.

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Hey, Angela. Rushy, rushy. 
Where you rushing off to ?

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- I'm just leaving for the day.
-  Yeah. Where are you headed ?

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Charity. Bake Drive.

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- Liar ! You are a liar.
- No, I'm not !

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Dwight. Oh, Dwight, my loyal compadre.

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You and I are hanging tonight.

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The two of us. We are celebrating, 
our freedom and our manhood.

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You know what ? Why don't we watch that
 show you've been wanting to watch?

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That stupid Battleship Galaxy.

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Battlestar Galactica ?

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That's, whatever stupid show you
want to watch, we're watching it.

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Unfortunately I've got plans.
I have to go to practice.

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Soccer practice.

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I didn't know you played soccer, Dwight.

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Clarinet.

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You too, Dwight ?

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Have fun tonight.

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Whatever it is that you're doing. 
And I'll see you Monday.

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He has no idea.

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Quick announcement everybody, 
if I can get everybody's attention.

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We do have wine in the kitchen.

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And there is, ah, beer 
available on the porch.

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nd despite what you might think,
it's not all for Meredith and Kelly.

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- So please enjoy.
- Jim !

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You really think this is a good idea ?

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A hide-a-key rock?

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Hey, you must be Dwight.

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- You don't work with us.
- That's because Mark's my roommate.

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Hey, I love the Birkenstocks.

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Thanks. Yeah.

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I always keep an extra set in the car for special occasions.

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Jim, come here.

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When is the guest of honor coming ?

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- Later-ish.
- He's going to love it !

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Great.

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I just wanted to let you guys know that
 we will be taking the tour like I promised

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Hey ! Just in time.

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Do you want to go on a group tour ?
We were just about to leave.

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Definitely.

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Well, the group tour 
is now leaving then.

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Ladies and gentlemen !

259
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Just a few things that we're going
to be pointing out to you today.

260
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You will be able to see both bedrooms.

261
00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:05,515
If we're lucky, maybe get a chance
to peek into the bathroom.

262
00:13:05,605 --> 00:13:09,156
Who knows ? I have to remind you also
that flash photography is prohibited.

263
00:13:09,309 --> 00:13:12,313
And as much as you can, please refrain from touching things.

264
00:13:12,485 --> 00:13:13,846
I know you might want to.

265
00:13:14,104 --> 00:13:15,199
Hey, is Katy coming ?

266
00:13:15,472 --> 00:13:17,036
Actually, I haven't talked
to her in a while.

267
00:13:18,382 --> 00:13:19,305
Is it cool if I call her?

268
00:13:19,806 --> 00:13:21,401
We'll talk about that later.

269
00:13:21,820 --> 00:13:24,229
Okay, let's get right into it. 
I need two people for the first scene.

270
00:13:25,418 --> 00:13:26,686
Mr. Kotter.

271
00:13:26,913 --> 00:13:28,414
Mr. Kot-ter !

272
00:13:28,583 --> 00:13:30,538
Okay, Michael. And...

273
00:13:32,365 --> 00:13:34,853
Anybody ? How about Marybeth ?

274
00:13:35,525 --> 00:13:37,090
- Okay.
- Come on.

275
00:13:37,774 --> 00:13:40,059
- Okay, so you start us off, Marybeth.
-Alright, great.

276
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Detective Michael Scarn,
I'm with the F.B.I.

277
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Think about this.

278
00:13:49,426 --> 00:13:54,335
What is the most exciting thing that can 
happen on TV or in movies or in real life?

279
00:13:54,753 --> 00:13:56,177
Somebody has a gun.

280
00:13:57,131 --> 00:14:00,585
That's why I always start with a gun,
because you can't top it.

281
00:14:00,863 --> 00:14:02,067
You just can't.

282
00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:03,972
I'm supposed to meet my doctor here.

283
00:14:04,050 --> 00:14:06,600
Have you seen him ?
He's a very angry midget.

284
00:14:06,737 --> 00:14:09,237
Boom ! Freeze ! Michael Scoon, F.B.I.

285
00:14:09,299 --> 00:14:10,582
You know what you did

286
00:14:13,238 --> 00:14:15,741
Yeah, you thought you could get away
with your little ruse didn't you?

287
00:14:15,847 --> 00:14:18,303
Didn't you ? Well, you didn't.

288
00:14:18,362 --> 00:14:20,771
Because I know where you hid the diamonds.

289
00:14:20,830 --> 00:14:23,020
I've been on to you and 
your little friends for weeks.

290
00:14:25,254 --> 00:14:26,787
I'm not even in the scene.

291
00:14:26,971 --> 00:14:28,379
Stop, stop ! Stop.

292
00:14:30,002 --> 00:14:31,707
- Okay, you shot me. Great. Stop.
-  Why...

293
00:14:31,817 --> 00:14:34,082
You can't just shoot 
everyone in the scene.

294
00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:36,366
if you hadn't stopped the scene, 
you would've seen where it was going.

295
00:14:36,554 --> 00:14:37,805
Okay. What about the scene the set up ?

296
00:14:39,178 --> 00:14:40,336
No, it wasn't.

297
00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:43,164
No more guns. No. No. Michael.

298
00:14:43,582 --> 00:14:45,413
I want you to give me all
the guns you have.

299
00:14:46,175 --> 00:14:48,820
Just get rid of all your 
guns and give them to me.

300
00:14:49,301 --> 00:14:50,255
Great.

301
00:14:51,909 --> 00:14:53,067
Okay.

302
00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:00,284
Jim's bedroom.

303
00:15:04,844 --> 00:15:07,504
See, I knew we lost somebody on the tour.

304
00:15:08,517 --> 00:15:10,003
Cool. This is your desk.

305
00:15:10,062 --> 00:15:12,378
- This is my desk.
- Your home office ?

306
00:15:12,628 --> 00:15:14,662
Home office. This is it.

307
00:15:14,787 --> 00:15:17,056
Yeah. You have to sit down 
so I can get the full effect.

308
00:15:17,192 --> 00:15:19,524
Okay. Sure, will do.

309
00:15:21,393 --> 00:15:23,865
Okay, wait. So that would make me...

310
00:15:25,332 --> 00:15:26,912
Like right here.

311
00:15:27,049 --> 00:15:27,816
Yeah.

312
00:15:28,285 --> 00:15:29,627
Yep, that feels about right.

313
00:15:29,705 --> 00:15:31,535
And then Dwight would be like...

314
00:15:31,657 --> 00:15:33,550
You know what ? 
Let's just leave that image out of it.

315
00:15:33,593 --> 00:15:35,079
Because this is a happy place.

316
00:15:35,204 --> 00:15:37,175
Happy thoughts, Pam. Happy thoughts.

317
00:15:40,594 --> 00:15:42,378
- Yearbook.
- Yeah, you don't have to.

318
00:15:42,925 --> 00:15:45,882
Alright, yes, that's not 
gonna be awkward at all.

319
00:15:50,752 --> 00:15:51,409
Oh, yeah.

320
00:15:51,503 --> 00:15:53,615
You were so dorky !

321
00:15:53,959 --> 00:15:55,836
Thank you.

322
00:16:02,787 --> 00:16:04,258
- Freeze !
-  I'm in.

323
00:16:04,328 --> 00:16:05,517
You want to go over the
rules one more time ?

324
00:16:05,576 --> 00:16:07,250
No, no, no.

325
00:16:09,456 --> 00:16:13,117
I'm looking in my wallet for money so you can tell me my fortune.

326
00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:17,896
I promise it's worth it.

327
00:16:18,014 --> 00:16:20,314
Oh, I can see you walking out of here.

328
00:16:20,361 --> 00:16:22,254
And you're thrilled with your reading.

329
00:16:24,585 --> 00:16:26,384
What are you...

330
00:16:33,456 --> 00:16:35,662
- Michael, what did you tell him ?
- Nothing.

331
00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:38,212
Then why are his hands up ? Bill ?

332
00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:42,006
He told me he couldn't show it to me, but he has a gun.

333
00:16:43,907 --> 00:16:45,816
Okay, let's call it a day.

334
00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:47,282
That was good.

335
00:16:48,581 --> 00:16:50,083
Good work, everybody.

336
00:16:50,153 --> 00:16:52,844
Angela, burger, dog ?

337
00:16:53,298 --> 00:16:54,362
Having fun?

338
00:16:54,659 --> 00:16:56,599
I got sap on me.

339
00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:58,758
Chicken, hot dog, burger.

340
00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:01,770
I'm a vegetarian.

341
00:17:02,365 --> 00:17:04,273
There's soda inside.

342
00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:06,644
I didn't think the premium laser color 
copy batch would sell as well as it did,

343
00:17:06,733 --> 00:17:08,001
would sell as well as it did.

344
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:10,410
It surprised us all. 
I'll tell you why, because.

345
00:17:10,535 --> 00:17:13,054
I'm sorry, guys, can we 
please not talk about paper ?

346
00:17:13,504 --> 00:17:15,538
There's gotta be something
else that we can talk about.

347
00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:26,709
I think it's alright. I mean,
Jesus drank wine.

348
00:17:31,707 --> 00:17:34,164
Hey, Phyllis. Come here for a second.

349
00:17:34,410 --> 00:17:35,005
Sure.

350
00:17:35,142 --> 00:17:39,522
Have you heard anything about any
secret office romances or...

351
00:17:39,831 --> 00:17:41,756
You tell me.

352
00:17:42,659 --> 00:17:44,756
Well, you do mean you and Jim, right ?

353
00:17:46,672 --> 00:17:48,362
Oh, God. I am so sorry.

354
00:17:48,456 --> 00:17:51,248
I mean, I thought, you guys 
hang out all the time.

355
00:17:51,358 --> 00:17:54,503
And you're talking all the time. 
I'm sorry, it's like...

356
00:17:54,687 --> 00:17:56,861
It's okay. It's okay.

357
00:17:59,705 --> 00:18:02,912
Not so fast, fire guy.

358
00:18:04,883 --> 00:18:06,401
How do we get to Bernie's
Tavern from here ?

359
00:18:06,494 --> 00:18:07,996
So, Bernie's, huh?

360
00:18:06,494 --> 00:18:07,996
- Don't worry, we're all going to carpool.
- So, Bernie's ?

361
00:18:08,043 --> 00:18:09,670
We're all going to Bernie's ?

362
00:18:10,781 --> 00:18:12,455
Sorry. We're not going as a group.

363
00:18:13,046 --> 00:18:14,610
It's just a private friend 
who happens to know

364
00:18:14,685 --> 00:18:17,282
all of us from different ways is 
throwing a private birthday thing.

365
00:18:17,278 --> 00:18:18,060
Right, right, right.

366
00:18:18,092 --> 00:18:21,002
Well, guys, I'd love to go to Bernie's
 with you but I have an office party.

367
00:18:21,107 --> 00:18:23,485
Big office party I need to go to. 
So, can't get out of it.

368
00:18:23,579 --> 00:18:24,721
- Good job.
- Hey, see you later.

369
00:18:24,811 --> 00:18:26,689
Nice job Bill.

370
00:18:26,845 --> 00:18:27,905
Not.

371
00:18:37,171 --> 00:18:39,565
hey, how's your new 
side project going ?

372
00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:42,068
- Oh, yeah, I gave that up
- Really ?

373
00:18:42,256 --> 00:18:45,401
Yeah. It turns out I was, 
just grasping at straws.

374
00:18:46,163 --> 00:18:48,229
Just becase two people are hanging out,

375
00:18:48,303 --> 00:18:50,525
it doesn't mean that they're together.

376
00:18:50,615 --> 00:18:52,680
You know ? 
Like people can just be friends.

377
00:18:53,568 --> 00:18:55,320
And I think that it was really unfair of us,

378
00:18:55,351 --> 00:18:57,150
to assume that there was
anything else going on.

379
00:18:59,708 --> 00:19:05,231
<i>"Just turn around now, 
'cause you're not welcome anymore."</i>

380
00:19:05,356 --> 00:19:07,702
<i>"And I- and I've got all my l..."</i>

381
00:19:07,698 --> 00:19:09,247
<i>SURPRISE ! </i>

382
00:19:11,327 --> 00:19:12,529
- Everybody.
- Dwight.

383
00:19:13,639 --> 00:19:15,767
Who opened the morgue for this thing ?

384
00:19:15,841 --> 00:19:17,542
I was just driving by. 
Thought I'd drop in.

385
00:19:17,668 --> 00:19:20,421
Here's some wine. I would love a 
glass if you're gonna open it.

386
00:19:20,562 --> 00:19:22,455
Hello temp. Take my jacket.

387
00:19:23,984 --> 00:19:25,987
Oh, come on. That guy ?

388
00:19:28,013 --> 00:19:30,360
He is a good guy. Not a terrorist.

389
00:19:30,950 --> 00:19:32,327
Karaoke. I love it.

390
00:19:32,449 --> 00:19:35,531
I am a karaoke fiend !

391
00:19:35,898 --> 00:19:38,355
I call dibs, I've got next. 
I've got next up.

392
00:19:38,683 --> 00:19:42,094
Come on. 
Let's, Let's get this party started !

393
00:19:43,170 --> 00:19:45,329
Okay. Where's that wine ?

394
00:19:45,356 --> 00:19:49,643
Okay, this is a duet, so, somebody else ?

395
00:19:49,733 --> 00:19:53,222
Pam, you want to...
Come up and sing this one.

396
00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:56,527
Need somebody else. 
Takers, please.

397
00:19:56,793 --> 00:20:01,095
<i>"Baby when I met you there
was peace unknown"</i>

398
00:20:01,216 --> 00:20:02,026
Kelly ?

399
00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:05,652
<i>"I tried to get you with a fine tooth comb"</i>

400
00:20:05,699 --> 00:20:11,578
"<i>I was soft inside, there was
something going on</i>"

401
00:20:11,730 --> 00:20:14,812
This is the part that goes to the, girl.

402
00:20:15,727 --> 00:20:20,245
<i>"You do something to 
me that I can't explain."</i>

403
00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:05,212
Talk ! Just talk !

404
00:21:05,239 --> 00:21:06,444
- I am...
- Shut up !

405
00:21:06,537 --> 00:21:07,179
Funny story.

406
00:21:07,273 --> 00:21:09,432
They way I got into improv was,

407
00:21:09,620 --> 00:21:10,903
I got into improv,

408
00:21:11,043 --> 00:21:13,335
The story about me getting into improv was, 

409
00:21:13,445 --> 00:21:16,934
that I was walking down the street,
that I waw walking down the street.

410
00:21:17,106 --> 00:21:18,295
And the guy says : 

411
00:21:18,342 --> 00:21:20,806
"Hey, you're funny, you're the 
funniest guy I've ever seen. "

412
00:21:20,900 --> 00:21:24,170
"Or my name is not Dale Earnhardt."

413
00:21:25,343 --> 00:21:27,045
And that was an improv.

414
00:21:28,987 --> 00:21:31,537
The real way was that I found a flyer.