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- Hey ya, may I help you on here ?
- I'm all set thank you.
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Good, I *go with the rows*.
That's a good idea.
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Today is diversity day,
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and someone is going to come in
and talk to us about diversity,
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something that I've been pushing,
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that I've been wanting to push for a
long time, and corporate mandated it,
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I never actually talked
to corporate about it,
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they kind of beat me with the punch,
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those bastards !
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But I was going to, and I think it's
very important that we have this,
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I'm very very excited.
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That's the thing,
it's a very sturdy paper,
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and on the back it says :
100% post customer contempt.
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What ? Hello, haha, wait what ?
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I'm sorry mister Decker,
I think I'm losing you.
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Hello ? Hello ? Yeah, hold on
one sec, hold on one second.
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- Do you really have to do that right now ?
- Yes I do.
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I should have done this
weeks ago actually.
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Mister Decker, I'm sorry about that,
would you wait one second ?
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Yeah, just one second. Thanks.
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Hello ? That's it, perfect.
So what I was saying was... hello ?
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- Thanks Dwight.
- "Retaliation". Tit for tit.
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- That is not the expression.
- Well that should be.
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This is my bigger sale of the year.
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They love me over there, for some
reason, I’m not really sure why,
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but you know I make one call over there,
every year, just to renew their account.
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And that one call ends up being 25%
of my commission, for the whole year.
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So you know, I buy a mini bottle
of champagne, and celebrate.
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And this year, I'm pushing recycle
paper on them, for one percent more.
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I know, getting cocky right.
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- Solitaire ?
- Yeah, free cell.
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- A 6 on 7.
- I know, I saw that.
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- So then why didn't you do it ?
- I'm saving that,
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- cause I like it when the cards go...
- Who doesn't love that ?
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- Hey ! Oscar, how you doing man ?
- All right.
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A good week end going there ?
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- It was fun.
- Oh yeah bet it was fun
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- Oh hey ! This is Oscar.
- Martinez.
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- See, I didn't even know, first thing basis.
- We're all set.
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Oh hey, diversity everybody let's do it.
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Oscar works in here.
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- Jim can you rapid up please ?
- Yeah.
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It's diversity day Jim,
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wish everyday was diversity day.
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You know what, I'm actually
gonna have to call you back.
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Thank you, sorry about that.
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- Thank you
- Get in the cars ! Get in the car !
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- Thank you. Thank you very much.
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Ok thanks for filling these,
I promise this will be quick.
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At diversity today our philosophy is about
honesty and positive expectations,
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we believe that 99% of the problems in the
workplace arise simply out of ignorance.
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You know what ? This is
a color free zone here.
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Stanley, I don't look
at you as another race.
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See, this is what I'm talking about, we
don't have to pretend that we're colorblind.
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- Exactly. We're not colorblinds.
- That's fighting ignorance with
- With intolerance.
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No, with more ignorance. Right exactly.
Instead we need to celebrate our diversity.
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Let's celebrate.
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"Celebrate good times. Come on !"
Let's celebrate diversity right ?
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Yes, exactly. Now, here's what
we're gonna do, I’ve noticed that uh...
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You know what, here's
what we're gonna do.
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What if we go around and
everybody, everybody,
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say a race that you are attracted to
sexually, I will go last. Go.
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I have two.
White and Indian.
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Actually I prefer not to start that way.
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Michael I would love to have your permission
to run this session, can I have your permission ?
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- Yes.
- Thank you very much.
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And it would also help me
if you were seated.
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Thank you. Ok.
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Now, at the start of the session
I had you write down an incident
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that you found offensive
in the workplace.
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- Now what I'm gonna do is choose
one and we're gonna act like...
- A few other ground rules ?
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Why don't you run it by
me and I run it by him ?
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OK. Can we steer away from gay people ?
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I'm sorry it's an orientation,
it's not a race.
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Plus a lot of other racists
are also intolerant at gays so,
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paradox.
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Well we only have an hour.
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- Why don't we just refer to Mr. uh ?
- Mr. brown.
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Oh all right ! ok !
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First test, I will not call you that !
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Well it's my name it's not a test, ok ?
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So. Looking few cards I've noticed that
many of you wrote down the same incident,
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which is ironic,
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because it's the exact incident
I was brought in here to respond to.
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Now how many of you are familiar
with the Chris Rock routine ?
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Very good, ok.
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How come Chris rock can do a routine,
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and everybody finds it hilarious,
and ground breaking,
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and I go into the exact same
routine, same comedy timing,
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and people file a
complaint to corporate ?
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Is it because I’m white,
and Chris is black ?
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So we're gonna reenact this
with a more positive outcome.
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I will play the Chris rock guy !
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I would like to see
someone else pull this off.
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Oh let's have someone who wasn't
involve in the reenactment ?
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Ok, I will play guy listening.
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Great, guy listening.
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- Ok anyone else remember ?
- I remember.
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Great you're the Chris rock guy
and you're the guy listening.
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Kevin is a great guy,
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he's a great accountant, he is
not much of an entertainer.
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Basically, there are
two types of black people.
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And black people are
actually more racists,
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because they hate the
other type of black people.
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Every time the one type
wants to have a good time,
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then the other type comes in
and makes a real mess.
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Ok I’m sorry, I’m sorry he's ruining,
he's butchering it, could you just let me...
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Every time, every time black people
want to have a good time,
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some biiiip ass biiiip,
I take care of my kids !
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... always want credit for
something they're supposed to do !
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Stop it !
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What do you want ? Cookie ?
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Now this is a simple acronym, H.E.R.O.
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At diversity today we believe
it's very easy to be a hero.
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All you need are Honesty, Empathy,
Respect and Open mindedness.
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- Excuse me ? I'm sorry but
that's not all it takes to be a hero.
- Oh great, what is a hero to you ?
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A hero kills people.
People that wish him harm.
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Ok.
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A hero is part human, part supernatural,
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a hero is born out of a child with
trauma, or out of a disaster,
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that must be avenged.
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- Ok, you're thinking of a superhero.
- We all have a hero in our heart.
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Now I need you to take these forms,
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this is the kind of expresses the
joint experience we had today.
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and I want you to look them over and
sign them, as a kind of a group pledge.
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I don't think I can sign this.
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I can't leave until you do.
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It says here that I've learned something,
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and I knew all this stuff already so...
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You know I could sign something
that says that I taught something
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or that I helped you teach something
so, Pam, where's she ?
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- Pam could we change something on this ?
- Michael can I talk to you candidly ?
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- Sure.
- We both know that I’m here because
of the comments that you've made.
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Here's the thing, this office,
I think it's very advanced,
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in terms of racial awareness.
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And it's probably more advanced
than you're used to.
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- That's probably throwing you off.
- It's not throwing me, I need your signature.
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- Ok I know you told me that, several times.
- Yes, but you're not listening to me,
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- yours is the only signature I need.
- Oh ok.
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Those are my instructions
from the corporate offices
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is to put your through this seminar,
for the comments that you made,
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and the only reason why I made copies for
everyone was that you wouldn’t be embarrassed.
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Well here I am thinking that you
actually cared about diversity training,
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and you don't.
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- Don't worry about dating.
- I won't.
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- Ok thank you.
- Yep.
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I regret my actions, I regret
offending my co-workers.
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I pledge to bring my best spirit of honesty,
empathy, respect and open-mindedness,
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openmindedness is that a word ?
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Into the workplace, in this
way I can truly be a hero.
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Signed, daffy duck.
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He's gonna lose it when he reads that.
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Hi, is Mr. Decker around ?
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Oh well could you just have him
call me after lunch ? Thank you.
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I pledge to always keep an open
mind and an open heart.
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I do believe in that part of
the pledge that I just read,
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but a pledge, come on, who are we ?
The girls scouts ? No.
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Look, the, the guy Mister brown, he got
us half way there, he got us talking.
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Well no, I got us talking.
It got us nothing,
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he insulted us and he abandoned us.
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You call that diversity training ?
I don't.
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Were there any connections
between any of us ?
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Did anyone look each other in the eye,
were there any emotion going on ?
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No ! Where was the heart,
I didn't see any heart,
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where was my Oprah moment ?
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Ok, get as much done as you can
before lunch, because afterward,
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I’m gonna have you all in tears.
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All right everybody pretty, come on,
here we go, it's time. Let's do some good.
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Hey we are not all gonna seat
in circle in it so are we ?
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- Get out !
- I'm sorry.
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No this not a joke, ok ?
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It was offensive, and lame,
so double offensive.
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This is an environment of welcoming and
you should just get the hell out of here.
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Ok let's go, let's do it come on
let's have some fun everybody.
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Here we go, take a seat, cop a squat,
and thank you for coming in.
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Diversity... is the cornerstone of
progress, as I’ve always said.
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But don't take my word for it.
Let's take a look at the tape.
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Hi I’m Michael Scott, I’m in charge
of Dundler Mifflin paper products
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here in Scranton, Pennsylvania.
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But I'm also the founder
of diversity tomorrow,
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because today is almost over.
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Abraham Lincoln once
said that if you're a racist
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I will attack you with the north.
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And those are the principles that
I carry with me in the workplace.
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Ok, questions ? Comments ?
Anybody, Jim ?
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- Uhh, is that it ?
- Yes I only had an hour to put it together,
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- but I’m gonna add onto it later on.
- It was kind of hard to hear.
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Uh yes that probably has something to do
with the camera work. Anybody else ?
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- I have a customer meeting.
- Yeah well if you leave we'll only have to...
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Yes, enjoy, absolutely.
"Namaste".
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Ok, well, since I am leading this
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let's get down to business, and why
don't I, just kind of introduce myself, ok ?
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I am Michael, and I am part
English, Irish, German, and Scottish,
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sort of a virtual United Nations.
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But what some of you might not know,
is that I am also part native American Indian.
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What part, native American ?
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- 2/15th
- That fraction doesn't make any sense.
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Well, you know what it's kinda hard
for me to talk about it. It's suffering
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So who else ? Let's get it popping,
come on. Whose gone ?
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Let's go here, Oscar,
right here, you're on !
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Ok Michael, both my parents
were born in Mexico
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and they moved to the united-states
a year before I was born,
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so I grew up in the united states and
my parents were Mexicans.
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That is a great story, that's the
American dream right there, right ?
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Thank you, yeah
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Let me ask you is there a term
besides Mexican, that you prefer ?
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Something less offensive ?
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- Mexican isn't offensive !
- Well it has certain connotations.
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- Like what ?
- Like... I don't know
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- What connotations Michael ?
- No...
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- It must have been something
- No, remember
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- I'm just curious
- Honesty, Empathy, Respect,
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Jim ?
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Hello ?
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I have something here,
I want you to take a card
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put it on you fore...
don't look at the card !
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I want you to take the card, I want
you to put it on you forehead and
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take a card, any card
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and I want you to treat other
people like the race
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that is on their forehead.
So everybody has a different race
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nobody knows what
their race is, so
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I want you to really go for it,
cause this is real
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you know this isn't just an
exercise this is real life and
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I have a dream that you
all really let this spark fly
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get it done !
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Why ? Because Martin Luther
King is a hero of mine
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There's this great Chris Rock bit about
how streets named after Martin Luther King,
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tend to be more violent.
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I'm not gonna do it but it's
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oh this is a good one
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- Hum, hi how are you ?
- Fine, how are you ?
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- Push it
- Great
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I admire your culture success in America.
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Thank you.
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Come on ! Olympics of sufferings right here
Slavery versus Holocaust, come on !
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- Whom am I supposed to be ?
- It's called role play
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well, that was an invert,
we didn't actually plan that
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Lot's of cultures eat rice,
That doesn't help me
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- Shalom, I'd like to apply for a loan.
- That's nice, Dwight.
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OK, do me. Something stereotypical
so I can get it really quick.
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OK, I like your food.
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Uh, Outback Steakhouse,
I'm Australian, mate !
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- No...
- Pam..."I like your food"?
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No come on, stir the pot.
Stir the melting pot, Pam !
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Let's do it, let's get ugly,
let's get real.
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OK, if I have to do this,
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based on stereotypes that are totally
untrue, that I do not agree with,
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you would maybe not be
a very good driver.
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Aw man, am I a woman ?
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You'll notice, I didn't
have anybody being Arab.
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I thought that would be too
explosive, uh, no pun intended.
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But I just thought, "too soon" for Arabs.
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Maybe next year.
You know, the ball's in their court.
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- What's you're watching ?
- Supershow
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- really ?
- Yeah, I downloaded it on her computer
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- I hope she doesn't mind,
she has a lot of extra space.
- No way ! I think she really likes this stuff
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- she's cute hein ?
- Yeah, she's engaged but
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- oh, no, the girl on the... sketch
- oh, yeah, she's hot
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- You wanna go to the beach ?
- Sure.
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- You wanna get high ?
- No.
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- I think you do, mon.
- Stop it
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you need to push it, you know
you could go a little bit further
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- Kelly, how are you ?
- I've had one of the longest meeting I've ever...
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Welcome to my convenient store.
Would you like some gookie cookie ?
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I have some very delicious gookie
cookie, only 99 cents plus taxes
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try my gookie cookie
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all right, yes
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that was great, she gets it
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now she knows what
it's like to be a minority.
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Mr. Decker, we didn't lose your
sell day do we ? Excellent, ok
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Let me just get your... what's that ?
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No we didn't close last time...
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I just need your...
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oh, what code were you given
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oh ok
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yeah, no that's actually another sells-man here,
yeah, I can re-do it if you want to do that
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oh he gave you discount ?
No, I don't blame you
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I just hated it when that guy was in here,
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Mr. brown ? If that was his real name !?
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I mean, he had never met any of us before,
and here he was telling us how to do our things
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I just wanted to do it our way, you know ?
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On our own
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man I should have gotten some food
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- maybe some spaghetti
- ok, Kevin you can take off that thing, ok ?
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That would have really
showed him up, wouldn't it ?
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I've brought some burritos, some color
greens, some pad thai, love pad thai
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it's colored greens
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doesn't really make sense, cause
you don't call it colored people
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that's offensive
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ok, it's after five, so
thank you very much
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Buena vista Oscar
thank you
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good job
oh my man !
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Thank you brazil
nice
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hey, we can go
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not a bad day !
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