1 00:00:55,315 --> 00:00:58,644 All right Jim your quarterlies look very good. 2 00:00:58,784 --> 00:01:00,925 How the thing is going at the library ? 3 00:01:00,975 --> 00:01:03,108 Oh I told you couldn’t closet so… 4 00:01:03,215 --> 00:01:06,553 So you’ve come to the master for…guidance ? 5 00:01:07,270 --> 00:01:08,871 Is this what you’re saying grasshopper? 6 00:01:08,954 --> 00:01:11,590 Actually you call me in here, but yeah. 7 00:01:12,235 --> 00:01:14,521 All right, well let me show you how it’s done. 8 00:01:14,635 --> 00:01:17,342 Yes, I liked to speak to your office manager please… 9 00:01:17,385 --> 00:01:20,938 yes hello this is Michael Scott, I am the regional manager 10 00:01:20,953 --> 00:01:22,843 of dundler Mifflin paper products. 11 00:01:23,266 --> 00:01:26,025 Just wanted to talk to you manager on manager. 12 00:01:28,972 --> 00:01:31,855 All right done deal, thank you very much sir, 13 00:01:32,045 --> 00:01:33,639 you’re a gentleman in the scolar. 14 00:01:35,835 --> 00:01:39,558 Oh I’m sorry, ok, I’m sorry, my mistake. 15 00:01:41,699 --> 00:01:46,760 That was a woman I was talking to... she had a very low voice. 16 00:01:47,295 --> 00:01:48,854 Probably a smoker. 17 00:01:52,824 --> 00:01:54,169 So…so that’s the way it’s done. 18 00:01:54,575 --> 00:01:57,585 I’ve been in Dundler Mifflin for twelve years, 19 00:01:57,588 --> 00:02:00,013 the last four as regional manager 20 00:02:00,355 --> 00:02:02,555 If you want to come through here, 21 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:05,622 so we have the entire floor, 22 00:02:05,723 --> 00:02:07,913 so this is my kingdom, as far as the eye can see, 23 00:02:08,194 --> 00:02:10,887 ah this is our receptionist Pam. 24 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:13,828 Pam, Pam Pam! Pam Beesly. 25 00:02:14,241 --> 00:02:16,222 Pam has been with us for… 26 00:02:16,355 --> 00:02:18,363 for ever, right Pam? 27 00:02:18,724 --> 00:02:19,667 Well, I don’t know! 28 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:20,962 If you think she’s cute now 29 00:02:21,013 --> 00:02:23,568 you should have seen her a couple of years ago! 30 00:02:23,713 --> 00:02:24,170 What? 31 00:02:25,050 --> 00:02:26,457 Any messages? 32 00:02:27,837 --> 00:02:29,173 Yeah, just a fax 33 00:02:31,212 --> 00:02:32,538 Pam this is from corporate. 34 00:02:32,553 --> 00:02:34,194 How many times have I told you that there’s 35 00:02:34,214 --> 00:02:36,401 a special filing cabinet for things from corporate. 36 00:02:36,455 --> 00:02:37,039 You haven’t told me! 37 00:02:37,066 --> 00:02:38,942 It’s called the wastepaper basket. 38 00:02:41,776 --> 00:02:42,485 Look at that ! 39 00:02:44,329 --> 00:02:45,381 Look at that face! 40 00:02:45,515 --> 00:02:47,188 People say I’m the best boss. 41 00:02:48,135 --> 00:02:50,561 They go, "God we've never worked in a place like this before, 42 00:02:50,595 --> 00:02:54,705 you’re hilarious, and you get the best out of us.” 43 00:02:57,767 --> 00:03:00,404 I think that pretty much sums it up 44 00:03:01,573 --> 00:03:02,831 I found it at Spencer Gifts. 45 00:03:22,867 --> 00:03:25,629 My job is to speak to clients 46 00:03:25,727 --> 00:03:30,149 on the phone about quantities 47 00:03:30,224 --> 00:03:34,910 and type of copier paper. 48 00:03:35,484 --> 00:03:38,402 You know, whether we can supply to them 49 00:03:38,411 --> 00:03:44,040 whether they can pay for it and... 50 00:03:47,791 --> 00:03:50,546 I’m boring myself just talking about this. 51 00:03:58,785 --> 00:04:00,491 He still loves that after seven years! 52 00:04:22,285 --> 00:04:22,605 What? 53 00:04:23,813 --> 00:04:24,309 Nothing 54 00:04:25,404 --> 00:04:27,713 Ok, all right. See you later 55 00:04:27,725 --> 00:04:30,863 All right, take care. 56 00:04:31,621 --> 00:04:32,845 Back to work. 57 00:04:42,707 --> 00:04:45,964 Corporate really doesn’t interfere with me at all, Jan Levinson-Gould 58 00:04:45,965 --> 00:04:47,314 Jan, hello! 59 00:04:47,639 --> 00:04:50,931 I call her Hillary Rodham Clinton, right? 60 00:04:50,993 --> 00:04:52,676 Not to her face because, 61 00:04:52,745 --> 00:04:56,936 not because I’m scared of her, because I’m not 62 00:04:57,084 --> 00:04:58,197 but... 63 00:04:58,554 --> 00:04:59,287 yeah. 64 00:04:59,815 --> 00:05:02,124 All right, was it anything you wanted to add to the agenda? 65 00:05:03,615 --> 00:05:06,041 Me no get an agenda. 66 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:08,099 I’m sorry, what? 67 00:05:08,115 --> 00:05:09,279 I didn’t get any agenda. 68 00:05:09,585 --> 00:05:11,464 Oh I faxed one overdue this morning. 69 00:05:11,505 --> 00:05:15,521 Really? Cause I didn’t…did we get a fax this morning? 70 00:05:15,685 --> 00:05:17,524 Yeah, the one… 71 00:05:18,243 --> 00:05:21,389 Why isn’t it in my hand? 72 00:05:21,454 --> 00:05:24,178 Because a company runs on efficiency of communication, right? 73 00:05:25,545 --> 00:05:28,730 So what’s the problem Pam, why I didn’t get it? 74 00:05:29,894 --> 00:05:33,509 You put it in the garbage can that was a special filing cabinet. 75 00:05:37,563 --> 00:05:42,386 Yeah, that was a joke, that was actually my brother's, 76 00:05:42,445 --> 00:05:46,501 it was supposed to be with bills and doesn’t work great with faxes. 77 00:05:46,502 --> 00:05:47,165 Do you want to look at mine? 78 00:05:47,216 --> 00:05:49,398 Yeah. Thank you. 79 00:05:49,571 --> 00:05:53,119 Ok since the last meeting, Alan and the board have decided 80 00:05:53,124 --> 00:05:55,830 that we can’t justify Scranton branch and the Stafford branch 81 00:05:55,835 --> 00:05:57,185 Oh ok… 82 00:05:57,209 --> 00:05:58,393 No, Michael don’t panic 83 00:05:58,394 --> 00:06:00,728 No no no no this is good, this is fine 84 00:06:00,731 --> 00:06:02,276 Michael listen, don’t panic 85 00:06:02,290 --> 00:06:05,279 We haven’t made any decisions yet, 86 00:06:05,280 --> 00:06:08,056 I’ve spoken to Joshua in Stanford I’ve told him the same as you 87 00:06:08,069 --> 00:06:11,352 and it’s up to either you or him to convince me that your branch can incorporate the other 88 00:06:11,364 --> 00:06:12,113 Ok no problem 89 00:06:12,124 --> 00:06:14,183 This does however mean that there is going to be downsizing 90 00:06:14,185 --> 00:06:16,217 Me no wanna hear that Jan, 91 00:06:16,745 --> 00:06:19,054 because downsizing is a bitch, 92 00:06:19,085 --> 00:06:21,020 it is a real bitch, 93 00:06:21,523 --> 00:06:24,215 and I wouldn’t wish that on Joshua’s men, 94 00:06:24,464 --> 00:06:26,551 I certainly wouldn’t wish it on my men, 95 00:06:26,613 --> 00:06:29,238 or women present company excluded...sorry. 96 00:06:30,165 --> 00:06:32,656 is Josh concerned about downsizing himself? 97 00:06:33,842 --> 00:06:36,452 Not downsizing himself but is he concerned about downsizing? 98 00:06:41,823 --> 00:06:43,555 Question: how long do we have to … 99 00:06:46,197 --> 00:06:48,783 Oh, Todd Paker, terrific rept, do you mind if I take it? 100 00:06:48,785 --> 00:06:50,473 No, go ahead 101 00:06:50,626 --> 00:06:51,338 Pac man! 102 00:06:51,349 --> 00:06:52,905 Hey, big queen 103 00:06:52,920 --> 00:06:54,804 Oh, that’s not appropriate 104 00:06:54,832 --> 00:06:57,252 Hey, coming in today? 105 00:06:57,606 --> 00:06:58,736 I don’t know what you mean 106 00:06:58,742 --> 00:07:01,732 Look, I demanded ask her one question 107 00:07:02,062 --> 00:07:03,744 Does the corporate master rape 108 00:07:03,755 --> 00:07:04,872 Oh my god! 109 00:07:07,045 --> 00:07:12,138 That's so horrifying! Horrible 110 00:07:12,875 --> 00:07:14,714 Horrible person! 111 00:07:15,602 --> 00:07:20,463 So do you think we can keep…a lid on this for now I don’t want to worry people unnecessarily. 112 00:07:20,485 --> 00:07:25,090 No, absolutely. Under this regime, it will not leave this office. 113 00:07:26,211 --> 00:07:28,684 So what is downsizing actually mean? 114 00:07:28,831 --> 00:07:29,474 Well 115 00:07:29,679 --> 00:07:32,589 You guys gotta update your resume, just like I’m doing. 116 00:07:32,664 --> 00:07:36,166 I bet it’s gonna be me, probably. 117 00:07:36,732 --> 00:07:37,886 Yeah, it’ll be you 118 00:07:37,995 --> 00:07:39,322 I have an important question for you. 119 00:07:39,344 --> 00:07:39,943 Yes 120 00:07:41,285 --> 00:07:43,275 Are you going to engelate on Sunday? 121 00:07:43,304 --> 00:07:46,079 Yeah, stop. That’s ridiculous. 122 00:07:46,176 --> 00:07:49,327 Am I gonna tell them? No I’m not going to tell them, I don’t see the point of that. 123 00:07:49,555 --> 00:07:52,723 As a doctor you would not tell a patient if they had cancer. 124 00:07:55,003 --> 00:07:55,956 This is Mister Scott. 125 00:07:58,218 --> 00:07:59,843 Ryan Howard from the temp agency 126 00:08:00,431 --> 00:08:01,923 set me down to start today 127 00:08:01,961 --> 00:08:04,396 Howard, like Moe Howard, Three Stooges? 128 00:08:11,045 --> 00:08:14,884 Right here, my vibe. Oh Pam, that’s a guy thing Pam. 129 00:08:15,353 --> 00:08:17,186 I’m sort of a student in comedy 130 00:08:27,735 --> 00:08:29,977 I’m Hitler, Adolph Hitler 131 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:35,234 I don't think it would be the worst thing if they let me go. 132 00:08:35,780 --> 00:08:37,835 Because then I might 133 00:08:38,459 --> 00:08:41,781 It’s just, I don't think it's many girls dream to be a receptionist. 134 00:08:42,935 --> 00:08:44,453 I like to do illustrations, 135 00:08:46,524 --> 00:08:49,650 mostly water color, a few oil pencil. 136 00:08:51,167 --> 00:08:52,939 Jim thinks they’re good. 137 00:08:52,995 --> 00:08:54,614 Dundler Mifflin this is Pam. 138 00:08:54,731 --> 00:08:57,517 Sure, Mr. Davis, let me call you right back. 139 00:08:57,635 --> 00:09:00,875 Yeah, some just came up, two minutes. Thank you very much. 140 00:09:01,550 --> 00:09:02,663 Dwight, what are you doing? 141 00:09:02,785 --> 00:09:03,088 - What? 142 00:09:03,097 --> 00:09:04,167 - What are you doing? 143 00:09:04,185 --> 00:09:06,345 Just clearing my desk, I can’t concentrate 144 00:09:06,358 --> 00:09:07,455 - It's not on your desk. 145 00:09:07,462 --> 00:09:08,228 - It’s overlapping. 146 00:09:08,255 --> 00:09:09,853 It's all coming over the edge. 147 00:09:10,364 --> 00:09:13,222 One word, two syllables : demarcation. 148 00:09:21,650 --> 00:09:22,867 - You can't do that. 149 00:09:23,045 --> 00:09:24,213 - Why not? 150 00:09:24,597 --> 00:09:29,015 Safety violation, I could fall and pierce, and organ. 151 00:09:29,991 --> 00:09:31,247 We'll see 152 00:09:35,326 --> 00:09:38,202 This is why the whole downsizing thing just doesn't bother me. 153 00:09:38,211 --> 00:09:39,687 Downsizing? 154 00:09:40,275 --> 00:09:45,148 I have no problem with that. I have been recommending downsizing since Halpert got here 155 00:09:45,817 --> 00:09:47,582 even brought it up on my interview. 156 00:09:48,086 --> 00:09:50,517 I say, bring it on! 157 00:09:51,235 --> 00:09:55,423 You just still have messages for yesterday. Relax everything is under control 158 00:09:56,418 --> 00:09:59,295 Yeah, yeah, yeah oh that’s important, right. 159 00:09:59,416 --> 00:10:02,999 Oh, this is so important, I should run to answer it. 160 00:10:23,069 --> 00:10:23,747 What? 161 00:10:23,949 --> 00:10:28,057 Come on. Six million dollars man, Steve Austin, 162 00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:32,730 actually that would be a good salary for me don’t you think? Six million dollars? 163 00:10:32,908 --> 00:10:35,137 Memo to Jan: I deserve a raise 164 00:10:35,891 --> 00:10:37,027 Don’t we all? 165 00:10:37,233 --> 00:10:38,529 I’m sorry? 166 00:10:39,515 --> 00:10:40,660 There’s nothing! 167 00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:45,892 If you are unhappy with your compensation, maybe you should take it up with HR, 168 00:10:46,519 --> 00:10:51,377 ok? Not today, ok? Pam just, be professional. 169 00:10:56,741 --> 00:11:00,093 I think I’m a role model here, I think I garner other people respect. 170 00:11:00,166 --> 00:11:05,650 Attention on Dundler Mifflin employees, please we have a meeting in the conference room ASAP 171 00:11:05,654 --> 00:11:10,589 People I respect, heros of mine, would be Bob Hope, 172 00:11:13,294 --> 00:11:17,329 Abraham Lincoln, definitely, 173 00:11:18,059 --> 00:11:20,861 Bono, 174 00:11:22,085 --> 00:11:26,647 and probably God be the fourth one. 175 00:11:27,969 --> 00:11:35,513 And I just think all those people really helped the world, in so many ways, 176 00:11:36,238 --> 00:11:41,580 that it’s, it’s really beyond words. 177 00:11:43,675 --> 00:11:45,488 It’s really uncalculable. 178 00:11:45,835 --> 00:11:49,131 Now, I know there’s some rumors out there, and I just kind want to see…. 179 00:11:49,187 --> 00:11:50,941 I’m assistant regional manager, I should know first. 180 00:11:50,975 --> 00:11:52,345 Assistant to the regional manager. 181 00:11:52,587 --> 00:11:54,600 Ok. Can you just tell me please? 182 00:11:54,783 --> 00:11:56,521 Just a whisper in my ear. 183 00:11:54,783 --> 00:11:56,521 I’m about to tell everybody. 184 00:11:56,694 --> 00:11:58,638 I'm just about to tell exeryone 185 00:11:58,722 --> 00:11:59,793 Please, ok. 186 00:11:59,861 --> 00:12:00,759 Do you want me to tell them? 187 00:12:01,006 --> 00:12:02,608 You don’t know what it is! 188 00:12:03,435 --> 00:12:04,870 Can you tell them, with my permission? 189 00:12:04,898 --> 00:12:05,941 I don’t need your... 190 00:12:05,242 --> 00:12:06,505 Permission granted. Go ahead 191 00:12:06,564 --> 00:12:12,236 Corporate has deemed it appropriate to enforce an ultimatum upon me, 192 00:12:12,575 --> 00:12:18,172 and Jan is thinking about downsizing either the Stanford branch or this branch. 193 00:12:18,227 --> 00:12:20,549 I heard they might be closing this branch down, 194 00:12:20,746 --> 00:12:21,741 That's just... 195 00:12:23,282 --> 00:12:25,791 That's just the rumor going around this is my first day I don’t really know. 196 00:12:25,924 --> 00:12:27,841 Yeah, but Michael what if they downsize here? 197 00:12:27,873 --> 00:12:29,116 Not gonna happen 198 00:12:29,184 --> 00:12:30,458 It could be out of your hands, Michael 199 00:12:30,477 --> 00:12:33,493 It won't be out of my hands, Stanley, ok? 200 00:12:33,635 --> 00:12:34,365 I promise you that. 201 00:12:34,499 --> 00:12:35,581 Can you promise that? 202 00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:36,929 On his mother's grave. 203 00:12:40,244 --> 00:12:45,647 Well yeah it is a promise, and frankly I’m a little bit insulted that you have to keep asking about it. 204 00:12:45,734 --> 00:12:47,527 It’s just that we need to know 205 00:12:48,995 --> 00:12:52,128 Hold on a second, I think Pam wanted to say something, Pam? 206 00:12:52,310 --> 00:12:57,756 You had a look that you wanted to ask a question, just then? 207 00:12:59,277 --> 00:13:04,201 I was in the meeting with Jan and she did said that it could be this branch that gets the axe. 208 00:13:04,718 --> 00:13:05,889 Are you sure about that? 209 00:13:07,492 --> 00:13:12,833 Pam? Maybe you should stick to the ongoing confidentiality agreement of meetings. 210 00:13:12,861 --> 00:13:15,266 Pam, information is power. 211 00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:18,370 So you can't say for sure whether it's gotta to be us or them. 212 00:13:18,395 --> 00:13:22,617 No no, no Stanley, no you did not see me in there with her. 213 00:13:23,087 --> 00:13:30,548 I said, if corporate wants to come in here, and interfere then they’re gonna have to go through me, right? 214 00:13:30,631 --> 00:13:32,815 You know, you can go a mess with Josh’s people, 215 00:13:32,866 --> 00:13:34,637 but I’m the head of this family, 216 00:13:34,764 --> 00:13:38,326 and you ain’t gonna be messing with my children. 217 00:13:44,917 --> 00:13:50,873 If I left, what would I do with all this useless information in my head? 218 00:13:51,035 --> 00:13:54,818 You know, tonnage price of minal folders? 219 00:13:56,030 --> 00:13:59,317 Pam’s favorite flavor of yoghourt, which is mix berry. 220 00:14:03,707 --> 00:14:05,893 Jim said mix berries? 221 00:14:08,344 --> 00:14:09,826 Yeah he’s under me 222 00:14:13,035 --> 00:14:15,974 Watch out for this guy Dwight Schrute in the building! 223 00:14:16,011 --> 00:14:17,044 This is Ryan, the new temp. 224 00:14:17,549 --> 00:14:18,315 Nice to meet you. 225 00:14:18,338 --> 00:14:19,874 Introduce yourself, be polite 226 00:14:19,931 --> 00:14:21,871 Dwight Schrute, Assistant Regional Manager. 227 00:14:21,909 --> 00:14:23,864 Assistant to the Regional Manager. 228 00:14:24,153 --> 00:14:28,596 So Dwight tell him about the kung fu, and the car and everything. 229 00:14:29,791 --> 00:14:33,737 Yeah, I got a 78-2-8 , I’ve bought her for 1200, fixed it up, now worth three grand. 230 00:14:33,751 --> 00:14:34,857 That is his profit! 231 00:14:34,973 --> 00:14:38,242 New engine, suspension I’ve got some photos 232 00:14:40,276 --> 00:14:41,430 Damn it! 233 00:14:41,989 --> 00:14:43,551 Ok, hold on, 234 00:14:43,695 --> 00:14:45,996 Judge is in cession. What is the problem here? 235 00:14:46,207 --> 00:14:48,066 He put my stuff in jello again. 236 00:14:51,166 --> 00:14:52,709 That’s rough professional, thanks 237 00:14:52,745 --> 00:14:55,036 That's the third time and it wasn't funny the first time. 238 00:14:55,047 --> 00:15:00,042 It’s ok here, but people some how is taking advantage because it's so relaxed. 239 00:15:00,406 --> 00:15:03,971 I’m a volunteer sheriff's deputy on the week ends, 240 00:15:04,460 --> 00:15:06,619 and you cannot screw around there. 241 00:15:07,014 --> 00:15:09,071 It's one of the rules. 242 00:15:09,164 --> 00:15:09,681 What is that? 243 00:15:09,699 --> 00:15:10,685 That’s my stapler. 244 00:15:10,693 --> 00:15:12,956 No no no, do not take it out! 245 00:15:13,175 --> 00:15:14,263 You have to eat it out there, 246 00:15:14,452 --> 00:15:16,357 because there are starving people in the world, 247 00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:19,505 and which I hate, and it is a waste of that kind of food. 248 00:15:19,222 --> 00:15:20,550 Ok, you know what? You can be a witness. 249 00:15:20,565 --> 00:15:21,982 Can you reprimand him please? 250 00:15:24,005 --> 00:15:25,010 - How do you know it was me? 251 00:15:25,057 --> 00:15:26,086 - It's always you. 252 00:15:26,161 --> 00:15:27,363 - Are you gonna discipline him or not? 253 00:15:27,376 --> 00:15:29,730 Ooh discipline, kinky! 254 00:15:30,057 --> 00:15:32,452 All right, here’s the deal you guys 255 00:15:32,646 --> 00:15:36,896 the thing about practical jokes, is that you have to know when to start, as well as when to stop! 256 00:15:37,257 --> 00:15:44,852 And yeah, Jim, now is the time to stop pulling Dwight’s personal effects into jello. 257 00:15:46,650 --> 00:15:51,681 Ok, Dwight I’m sorry because, I’ve always been your biggest Flam 258 00:15:54,295 --> 00:15:57,488 Nice, that’s the way it is around here 259 00:15:58,567 --> 00:16:01,103 You should have put him in custard-y! 260 00:16:02,590 --> 00:16:03,927 Yes, new guy! 261 00:16:04,281 --> 00:16:05,806 He scores ! 262 00:16:05,815 --> 00:16:07,463 Ok that’s great, I guess, 263 00:16:07,488 --> 00:16:09,257 what I’m most concerned with is... 264 00:16:09,582 --> 00:16:11,156 damage to company property. 265 00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:12,782 That’s all. 266 00:16:17,075 --> 00:16:19,667 Pudding… 267 00:16:20,060 --> 00:16:23,319 I’m trying to think, another desert to do. 268 00:16:24,879 --> 00:16:27,701 Do you like to going out at the end of a week for a drink? 269 00:16:28,385 --> 00:16:29,127 Yeah! 270 00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:32,604 Oh, that’s why we all going out, so we can have an end of the week drink! 271 00:16:32,685 --> 00:16:33,729 well then when are we going out? 272 00:16:33,729 --> 00:16:35,091 I don’t know, tonight, hopefully. 273 00:16:35,091 --> 00:16:36,757 Ok, yeah. 274 00:16:39,658 --> 00:16:40,144 Hey man! 275 00:16:40,189 --> 00:16:40,688 Hey! 276 00:16:40,619 --> 00:16:41,517 What’s going on? 277 00:16:41,585 --> 00:16:42,235 Hey baby! 278 00:16:42,980 --> 00:16:46,694 Roy is my fiancé, we’ve been engaged about... 279 00:16:47,456 --> 00:16:51,530 about 3 years, and we were supposed to get married in September, 280 00:16:51,905 --> 00:16:54,602 but I think we’ll gonna get married in next spring 281 00:16:55,695 --> 00:16:58,374 Do you mind if I go out for a drink with these guys? 282 00:16:59,547 --> 00:17:02,608 No, come on. Let’s get out of here and go home. 283 00:17:02,988 --> 00:17:06,188 Ok, I will be out in a few minutes so it’s lame 284 00:17:06,788 --> 00:17:10,111 twenty past five I’ve still to do my faxes. 285 00:17:13,829 --> 00:17:15,992 You know you should come with us, 286 00:17:16,323 --> 00:17:19,187 because you know we are going out and it could be a good chance for you to 287 00:17:19,568 --> 00:17:22,701 see what people are like outside the office, I think it could be fun 288 00:17:22,965 --> 00:17:26,505 No, it sounds good but seriously we gotta get going 289 00:17:26,525 --> 00:17:27,104 Yeah 290 00:17:38,947 --> 00:17:41,028 What's in the bag? 291 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:43,326 Just tell her i'll talk to her then 292 00:17:43,327 --> 00:17:46,585 No definitely all right dude awesome, we’ll do 293 00:17:50,394 --> 00:17:54,879 Do I think I’ll be invited to the wedding? 294 00:18:02,049 --> 00:18:04,881 So, have you felt vibe yet? 295 00:18:05,177 --> 00:18:06,606 We work hard, we play hard. 296 00:18:06,673 --> 00:18:09,365 Sometimes we play hard when we should be working hard, right? 297 00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:15,455 I guess the atmosphere that I've created here is that I am a friend first, 298 00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:17,006 and a boss second. 299 00:18:17,282 --> 00:18:19,942 Probably an entertainer third. 300 00:18:19,975 --> 00:18:20,721 Just a second 301 00:18:21,314 --> 00:18:22,025 Right? 302 00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:27,416 Oh, hey do you like the Jamie Kennedy Experiment? 303 00:18:27,457 --> 00:18:27,723 Yeah 304 00:18:27,743 --> 00:18:29,403 Punk'd, and all that kind of stuff? 305 00:18:30,546 --> 00:18:32,983 You are going to be my complice, just go on with that ok? 306 00:18:33,013 --> 00:18:33,298 All right 307 00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:35,711 Just follow my lead, don’t pimp me all right? 308 00:18:35,831 --> 00:18:36,625 Come in! 309 00:18:36,942 --> 00:18:39,805 So corporate just said that I don’t want to… 310 00:18:39,170 --> 00:18:40,142 …you got a fax 311 00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:41,195 Oh thank you Pam 312 00:18:41,196 --> 00:18:43,316 Pam? Can you come in here for a sec? 313 00:18:43,864 --> 00:18:48,120 Just have a seat, I was gonna call you in anyway, you know Ryan? 314 00:18:49,623 --> 00:18:53,050 As you know, there is going to be downsizing 315 00:18:53,134 --> 00:18:57,642 and you have made my life so much easier, 316 00:18:58,122 --> 00:19:02,114 in that I’m going to have to let you go first 317 00:19:02,710 --> 00:19:03,977 What? Why? 318 00:19:04,259 --> 00:19:07,517 Why? Well, theft, and stealing 319 00:19:07,658 --> 00:19:08,757 Stealing? 320 00:19:09,489 --> 00:19:12,578 What am I suppose to have stolen? 321 00:19:12,879 --> 00:19:14,259 Post-It notes. 322 00:19:14,908 --> 00:19:15,537 Post-It notes...? 323 00:19:16,199 --> 00:19:17,626 Worth of those like 50 cents? 324 00:19:18,602 --> 00:19:21,365 You steal a thousand Post-It notes at 50cents a piece, 325 00:19:21,380 --> 00:19:24,909 then you know you’ve made a profit margin. 326 00:19:26,092 --> 00:19:27,805 Resell of business Pam 327 00:19:28,030 --> 00:19:29,172 - Are you serious? 328 00:19:30,562 --> 00:19:31,516 - Yeah. 329 00:19:33,603 --> 00:19:35,552 I can’t believe this, I mean, 330 00:19:35,565 --> 00:19:39,831 I have never even stolen as much as a paper clip and you're firing me. 331 00:19:40,535 --> 00:19:42,748 And the best thing about it is that 332 00:19:43,055 --> 00:19:45,917 we are not gonna have to give you any severance pay, 333 00:19:46,648 --> 00:19:50,396 because that is gross misconduct, and… 334 00:19:50,721 --> 00:19:53,621 just clean out your desk. I’m sorry. 335 00:20:10,820 --> 00:20:13,363 You’ve been X'd punk'd! 336 00:20:13,457 --> 00:20:17,453 Surprise it’s a joke, we were joking around, you see? 337 00:20:17,659 --> 00:20:21,707 Ok, he was in on he was my accomplice and 338 00:20:21,917 --> 00:20:24,450 there was cascand around booster thing, and 339 00:20:24,555 --> 00:20:30,747 we were showing the new guy around the kind of, to give him the field of place, so… 340 00:20:32,140 --> 00:20:33,999 God, you were, we totally got you… 341 00:20:34,009 --> 00:20:35,373 …you’re a jerk 342 00:20:36,615 --> 00:20:38,914 Well, I don’t know about that 343 00:20:54,114 --> 00:20:57,136 What is the most important thing for a company? 344 00:20:57,212 --> 00:21:01,235 Is it the cash flow? Is it the inventory? 345 00:21:01,561 --> 00:21:05,310 No it’s the people. 346 00:21:05,656 --> 00:21:07,535 The "people". 347 00:21:08,103 --> 00:21:12,469 My proudest moment here was not when I increased profits by 17%, 348 00:21:12,637 --> 00:21:16,776 or when I cut expenses without losing a single employee. 349 00:21:16,793 --> 00:21:18,154 No, no, no, no. 350 00:21:18,453 --> 00:21:21,201 It was a young Guatemalan guy, 351 00:21:21,514 --> 00:21:24,352 a first job in the country, barely spoke English, 352 00:21:24,579 --> 00:21:26,597 came to me and said 353 00:21:27,095 --> 00:21:28,290 "Mr Scott, 354 00:21:29,304 --> 00:21:34,148 would you be the Godfather to my child?" 355 00:21:43,522 --> 00:21:46,407 Didn't work out in the end. We had to let him go. He sucked. 356 00:21:52,433 --> 00:21:53,707 Hey 357 00:21:53,731 --> 00:21:55,798 Hey how are you? 358 00:21:56,145 --> 00:21:58,533 Good I thought you were going out for a drink with… 359 00:21:58,553 --> 00:21:59,930 Oh no 360 00:22:02,969 --> 00:22:03,880 How’s your headache? 361 00:22:04,464 --> 00:22:05,606 Better, thanks. 362 00:22:04,913 --> 00:22:06,165 Good 363 00:22:09,823 --> 00:22:11,133 Are you 364 00:22:11,962 --> 00:22:12,900 Walking out? 365 00:22:12,765 --> 00:22:13,732 Yes 366 00:22:14,384 --> 00:22:15,892 Yes do you wanna? 367 00:22:16,180 --> 00:22:16,833 Yeah 368 00:22:16,867 --> 00:22:17,939 Great, let me just 369 00:22:19,515 --> 00:22:20,443 Oh Roy 370 00:22:20,445 --> 00:22:22,766 Yeah, listen have a nice week-end! 371 00:22:22,847 --> 00:22:26,058 Yeah definitely you too! Enjoy it 372 00:22:39,848 --> 00:22:40,641 Come here 373 00:22:49,539 --> 00:22:51,716 The World’s Best Boss 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net