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Morning, beautiful.

2
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Course. I'll send someone up
as soon as I can, OK? Bye.

3
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Ow! Oh!

4
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You're very late.
It's been crazy down here, we've had a call.

5
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- Sorry.
- Oh, God.

6
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Are you all right?

7
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- Are you poorly?
- No, it's just... it's just a bad bra.

8
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It's the only one I had handy this morning
and it's really terrible.

9
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It's pinching into my sides
and the straps are digging into my shoulders.

10
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All that and it's not even giving
my breasts proper support! It's killing me.

11
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<i>- Oh, Moss.
- (groans)</i>

12
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Moss, Moss.

13
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- Oh, I'm sorry, are you OK?
- What happened?

14
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Sometimes I forget
I'm not just working with other women.

15
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No, it's my fault, I really ought to be able to
listen to a woman talking about bras without...

16
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Ohhh! Moss, Moss.

17
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Oh, hello, good morning, here I am.
Here we go.

18
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Oh, yeah... Sorry.

19
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The first time, l-I wasn't expecting you
to start talking about bras

20
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and then, the second time, it came as a bit of
a surprise to hear myself talking about them.

21
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- It's been a rollercoaster.
- Why don't you have a lie-down in there?

22
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<i>(Roy groans)</i>

23
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- Morning.
- Morning.

24
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God, I feel rough.

25
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- Good stag?
- Yeah. Good, you know. Standard stag.

26
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I may have got a little bit drunk
towards the end there.

27
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Oh, well, what kind of celebration would it be
if you didn't pass out at some point?

28
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Yeah, thank God nobody noticed.
How do you know I passed out?

29
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I'm a bit psychic sometimes,

30
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and I bet you came
straight from the party as well, didn't you?

31
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<i>- That's easy, I'm wearing the same clothes.
- (laughs)</i>

32
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Roy, I was trying to remember
how that song goes, "The Locomotion".

33
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- Do you remember that song?
- Course I remember.

34
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- How's it go again?
- You know it, you must know it.

35
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<i>- # Everybody is doing a brand-new dance
- No, no, no, no, no, no. It's...</i>

36
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<i># Everybody's doing
a brand-new dance now</i>

37
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<i># Come on, baby,
do the locomotion</i>

38
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<i>(laughs uncontrollably)</i>

39
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It is a funny song.

40
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- You all right there?
- Yep. It's just a bad bra.

41
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- Ah.
- Right, I have got to go.

42
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Heads of department meeting.

43
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After last week's fiasco,
I need to make a good impression.

44
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We didn't think you'd believe us.

45
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I mean, if you'd just stopped
to think about it for one second

46
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you'd have realised that it wasn't true.

47
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I don't think that's true.

48
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With all due respect, John,
I am head of IT.

49
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And I have it on good authority.

50
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If you type "google" into Google,

51
00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:06,679
you can break the internet,

52
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so, please, no one try it, even for a joke.

53
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<i>(laughter)</i>

54
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It's not a laughing matter.
You can break the internet.

55
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You don't know what those meetings are like.
They are murder.

56
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It does you no harm
to look a little foolish from time to time.

57
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Roy, there's something I should let you know.

58
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What?

59
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Stephanie called earlier. Douglas needs
someone to take a look at his computer.

60
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
Get Moss to do it.

61
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Oh, Moss isn't feeling too well, and besides,
of the two of you, you're the expert.

62
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"The Ordinary Boys".

63
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<i>- Where do they get these crazy names?
- (knock on door)</i>

64
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<i>Entrare!</i>

65
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Hi, Mr Reynholm.
Roy, IT.

66
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Uh, my computer's...
my computer's broken.

67
00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:08,519
Wow, I have to say
that's a really wild look.

68
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You know, things are moving just so fast,
I can't keep up.

69
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First the Ordinary Boys, and now this.

70
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- Sh-should I check it out?
- Great, yeah.

71
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<i>(Roy sighs)</i>

72
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- Let's get started, shall we?
- What?

73
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What needs my expertise?

74
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You... you did say you were with IT,
didn't you?

75
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Yeah.

76
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Come on, Mr Reynholm, while I'm down here,
I may as well get to work.

77
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OK, I'm gonna move over here.

78
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Sure.

79
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Ah, I can see
why you've been having problems.

80
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See, this isn't actually a computer.
It's a briefcase.

81
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- Excellent.
- I'll have one sent up.

82
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I admire you, Roy.

83
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You've got the guts
to stand up for what you believe in.

84
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OK. See you, then.

85
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Roy...

86
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Good luck.

87
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...which means that we now have the cleanest
toilets of any legal department in London.

88
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- Thank you.
- Well done, James.

89
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You managed to speak for eight minutes
without actually saying anything.

90
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- Oh, I think that, um...
- What? What?

91
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No, nothing.

92
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Who's next? Right, Jen.
OK, what's going on down in Middle-earth?

93
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Thank you, John,
and prepare to be astonished,

94
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because I have discovered four ways
to increase our online visibility

95
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without spending a single penny.

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<i>(murmuring)</i>

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Number one...

98
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Oh!

99
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Uh... Ha! 'Scuse me, sorry.

100
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Number one... Aah!

101
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Number o... Aaah!

102
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- The bloody thing!
- For God's sake!

103
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Bloody thing.
Bloody pain in the arse.

104
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I'm a woman.

105
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Ohh!

106
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<i>(Jen's voice) It's really pinching my sides.
The straps are digging into my shoulders.</i>

107
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<i>(Roy's voice) Eh, Moss, look -
I'm a woman.</i>

108
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<i>- (groans)
- (Roy) And I love you, Moss.</i>

109
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<i>I love you.</i>

110
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<i>(Jen) The straps
are digging into my shoulders.</i>

111
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<i>They're not giving my breasts
proper support... proper support...</i>

112
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<i>proper support...
proper support...</i>

113
00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:03,436
Hang on a second.

114
00:08:04,560 --> 00:08:07,950
Hang on a second.

115
00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:11,958
<i>("Mission: Impossible"-style music)</i>

116
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I've done it.

117
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I've done it!

118
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<i>(phone rings)</i>

119
00:08:53,720 --> 00:08:57,235
<i>- Hello.
- (deep voice) Hello, Jen.</i>

120
00:08:57,360 --> 00:08:58,839
Who is this?

121
00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:02,157
<i>That's not important right now.</i>

122
00:09:02,760 --> 00:09:05,354
Well, it says "Moss" on my phone.

123
00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:09,515
<i>Yes, all right, it's me.</i>

124
00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:11,392
Why are you disguising your voice?

125
00:09:11,520 --> 00:09:14,114
<i>Because if someone is listening in
on this conversation,</i>

126
00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:16,708
<i>I don't want them to know my identity.</i>

127
00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:20,674
<i>- But they know now.
- Yes, thanks.</i>

128
00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:25,078
So why don't you use
your normal voice now?

129
00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:27,668
<i>It's attached to the phone
and I'd have to hang it up again...</i>

130
00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:29,279
<i>Look, can you just listen to me?</i>

131
00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:31,391
Why don't you just come in
and speak to me?

132
00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:32,953
Oh, you're...

133
00:09:33,080 --> 00:09:36,516
- You're ruining everything.
- What do you want, Moss?

134
00:09:36,640 --> 00:09:39,518
Take your top off, Jen.

135
00:09:39,640 --> 00:09:43,076
- Sorry?
- You heard me. Take your top off.

136
00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:49,798
- What's this all about, anyway?
- You'll see.

137
00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:54,436
- Is this another one of your inventions?
- Maybe.

138
00:09:54,920 --> 00:09:57,229
What was the last one?
Oh, yeah.

139
00:09:57,360 --> 00:10:02,480
A ladder to help moths
escape from the bath.

140
00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:05,592
- How was that useful?
- How's that not useful?

141
00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:09,395
- Moths don't get stuck in baths.
- Yes. They. Do.

142
00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:12,230
Even if that were true,

143
00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:17,992
it's just not in their nature
to learn how to use a ladder.

144
00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:20,751
They have wings.

145
00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:25,597
When a moth thinks about
travelling vertically upwards...

146
00:10:26,680 --> 00:10:28,750
a ladder

147
00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:31,394
is just the last thing they would think of.

148
00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:37,828
Moss, I don't like to be negative about it,
but everything you invent is worthless.

149
00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:43,990
Ah, well, prepare to put mustard on those
words, for you will soon be consuming them,

150
00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:47,032
along with this slice of humble pie

151
00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:52,393
that comes direct from the oven of shame,
set at gas mark egg on your face.

152
00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:59,751
I sort of forget
what I was talking about.

153
00:10:59,880 --> 00:11:04,556
Ah, here's Jen. Oh, that's it, it's a bra.
I've made a brilliant bra.

154
00:11:04,680 --> 00:11:06,238
How are ye?

155
00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:08,794
Is it, uh... comfortable?

156
00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:13,755
This is possibly the most comfortable bra
I have ever worn.

157
00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:17,714
Donning clothes over a bad bra is like
building a house without laying a foundation.

158
00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:19,239
It's just a false economy,

159
00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:23,512
and an ill-fitting bra could well ruin your
otherwise painstakingly selected ensemble.

160
00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:26,552
- Wow, you really know your stuff.
- Thank you.

161
00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:28,477
- Google?
- Yeah.

162
00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:35,913
Jen, Roy, bad bras are more
than just a nuisance, they're a menace.

163
00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:39,794
Years of wearing a bad bra can contribute
to upper back and shoulder pain.

164
00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:41,990
It can even lead to headaches.

165
00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:44,516
So, what makes this bra different?

166
00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:47,552
- It can never go bad.
- What do you mean?

167
00:11:47,680 --> 00:11:49,238
Tiny elements of fisilca rub together

168
00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:52,875
to prevent the fabric from resting too long
in any one position.

169
00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,468
It's a living bra.

170
00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:58,831
The effect would be rather like
having a large pair of man's hands

171
00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:01,872
holding the breasts in position.

172
00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,878
But the bra will go bad.
All bras go bad.

173
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:09,278
Not this one, Jen. But don't take
my word for it - take it out for a spin.

174
00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:13,712
- So what's it called?
- I call it... the Abracadabra!

175
00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:20,150
- You are kidding me.
- No.

176
00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:21,872
<i>You're really going on Dragons' Den?</i>

177
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:26,118
I've got an interview today
with the producers at the BBC.

178
00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:29,118
Oh, that is just huge.
You're gonna be on telly.

179
00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:31,959
I know, but you've got to keep this
under your respective hats.

180
00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:35,038
So if anyone asks for me,
my name is Stephen Jennel.

181
00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:37,674
- Why Stephen Jennel?
- If my calculations are correct,

182
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:40,439
this could be the only bra
a woman need ever buy.

183
00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:43,279
Do you know what Playtex would do to me
if they knew about the Abracadabra?

184
00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:47,837
- What would they do?
- They would kill me, Jen.

185
00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:49,757
I don't know if they'd kill you, Moss.

186
00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:52,872
Playtex have changed a lot
over the last few years.

187
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,434
Nonetheless,
I want complete secrecy on this one,

188
00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:59,269
so if anyone asks for me,
my name is Stephen Fennel.

189
00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:02,597
I chose Stephen Fennel
because it's easy to remember.

190
00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:07,350
Right. Except, well, you did say
Stephen Jennel earlier.

191
00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:10,233
Smoke and mirrors, Roy.
Is it Fennel, is it Jennel?

192
00:13:10,360 --> 00:13:12,396
If I don't know, how will they?

193
00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:18,435
Who am I, Roy? I'm a ghost.
I'm a shadow. I'm gone. Pfffff!

194
00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:21,393
<i>(phone rings)</i>

195
00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:23,715
Hello, Moss speaking.

196
00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:28,311
Well done. Good presentation.

197
00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:29,555
Thanks, James.

198
00:13:29,680 --> 00:13:31,750
Jen, a word.

199
00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:35,629
I've got Helen Buley coming in tomorrow.
Do you know who she is?

200
00:13:35,760 --> 00:13:36,749
Of course I do.

201
00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:40,429
She's been made head of BHDR Industries,
so obviously we need to make friends.

202
00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:43,074
I know. BHDR Industries,

203
00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:45,953
they're the top makers of that product
that has something to do with our company.

204
00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:49,356
Exactly.
I want you up front at that meeting.

205
00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:53,189
We can't have Helen going back to BHDR
saying Reynholm Industries is a boys' club.

206
00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:54,958
- How does that sound?
- Oh, sounds great.

207
00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:57,435
All right, see you tomorrow.

208
00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:07,158
Stephen Premel.

209
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:10,477
Oh, hello. Yeah, I'm Stephen Premel.

210
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:14,229
- I think.
- You're very late. Quick.

211
00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:18,836
Hello. Stephen Premel.
I'm afraid I'm very late.

212
00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:23,832
Um, what exactly, um, is?

213
00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:25,996
Um... Yep...

214
00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:29,271
Gavin Briers there,
with developments in North Korea.

215
00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:32,312
It's five years since the war in Iraq began.

216
00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:36,479
The conflict rages on
with no hope of a solution in sight.

217
00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:40,559
I'm joined by Stephen Premel,
a spokesman for the Ministry of Defence.

218
00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,796
- Mr Premel...
- Hello. Hello.

219
00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:47,311
Uh, Iraq is a gigantic
and bloody mess, isn't it?

220
00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:49,237
Yes.

221
00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:56,310
- Well, how do you explain it?
- Well, we shouldn't have gone to war.

222
00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:59,876
- You think the invasion was a mistake?
- Oh, yes.

223
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,956
I'm astonished that you should
agree to this so readily

224
00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:04,753
when your department
must take a lot of the blame.

225
00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:06,393
What? We didn't do anything.

226
00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:10,832
Well, you raised no objection
in the run-up to the war.

227
00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:13,713
Yes, I did. I signed a petition.

228
00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:14,875
Sorry?

229
00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:18,989
I'm sorry, I'm confused.
When can I start talking about my bra?

230
00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:25,116
Oh, Jen, can you bring me the prototype?

231
00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:27,390
There are a couple of glitches
I need to iron out.

232
00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:30,956
Sure. Guess who I'm about to meet now.

233
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Helen Buley.

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Oh, come on.

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She took that football team to court for
institutional sexism, won massive damages,

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and now she's head CEO at BHDR Industries.

237
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Sorry, I kinda switched off
after the word "football".

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Did you see it? Did you see it? Is he in?

239
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Is he? Aaah, ha-ha!

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There I am,

241
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catching up with the news events of the day,

242
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when who should appear
upon my television screen?

243
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It's only the Ministry of Defence.

244
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<i>Oh, the news, Dragons' Den -
you're all over the schedules.</i>

245
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<i>I'm sorry, Moss, but are you really sure
that you're ready to go on Dragons' Den?</i>

246
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- Yes. It's a brilliant product.
- Oh, no. Don't get me wrong.

247
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You have got the science down,
but it's... well, it's all the other stuff, isn't it?

248
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- What other stuff?
- OK, well...

249
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OK, let's say this staple is science.

250
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You're good at this.

251
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What you're not so good at...

252
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is everything else in the world.

253
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But that's where I come in.
I can help you with all this other stuff,

254
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you know, give you some tips
on business and presentation,

255
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leaving you free to concentrate on this.

256
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- What's in it for you?
- A cut.

257
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<i>- All right, you're in for half a percent.
- Oh! (laughs derisively)</i>

258
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25%.

259
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Half a percent.

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Deal.

261
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OK, first thing we need to do is
buy the rights for the word "Abracadabra".

262
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Agreed, but before that we've got to sort out
the overheating problem.

263
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"Overheating problem"?

264
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Yes, it's got a very, very serious
overheating problem.

265
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I'll have it sorted by next week, though.
Just need to get it back off Jen.

266
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...which has led to
significant gains in this area

267
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and an overall yield of 22%.

268
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Thank you very much. Jen, is it?

269
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Yes, Miss Buley.

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Please. Helen.

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Uh-huh. OK, Helen.

272
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I think as the only two women in the room
we can dispense with formalities, don't you?

273
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Reynholm Industries has come a long way
in the past two years

274
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if a young woman like this
can blossom within its walls.

275
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I remember when the atmosphere here
was a lot less conducive

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to what I can remember one executive
calling "working skirt".

277
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Yes, well, I think we're all a little older
and a little wiser now, Helen.

278
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One would hope so.

279
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<i>- Are you OK, Jen?
- (sizzling)</i>

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My tits.

281
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Oh! Ooh! Ohhh!

282
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Oh, my tits are hot.

283
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,434
Oh! Oh, they're really, really hot.

284
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Ohh! Oh, my tits are on fire.

285
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Yep, my tits are on fire.
They are on fire. My tits are on fire!

286
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Oh! Aargh!

287
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Oh, yeah! You're right.

288
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- 4O%.
- 2O%.

289
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- 4O.
- 4O?

290
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You owe me, Moss.

291
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Helen Buley has gone away
thinking I was a stripper,

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hired as a prank.

293
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But 4O%, Jen, be reasonable.

294
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I have two black rings around here.

295
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- I could sue you and get everything.
- All right, all right.

296
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Good, thank you.
Now we can concentrate on your presentation.

297
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Hey, hold on!
I'm doing presentation.

298
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- Where'd you get pizza?
- Some idiot left it in the toilet.

299
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I am doing presentation.

300
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Whoa. No, hold on. Moss is my best friend,
and I'm damned if I'm gonna let...

301
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- Do something else.
- Like what?

302
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I don't know. Fitness.

303
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<i>Fitness? People do need to be fit
to go on Dragons' Den.</i>

304
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<i>("Rocky"-style montage music)</i>

305
00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:23,074
<i>("Rocky"-style montage music)</i>

306
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Come on, Moss,
you're keeping the Dragons waiting.

307
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<i>- (Jen) Wow.
- (Roy) Hey.</i>

308
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- Jen, Roy.
- You look amazing.

309
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Thank you.

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You sorted out the overheating problem?

311
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I'm completely sure that I've absolutely
sorted out the overheating problem, yes.

312
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<i>- Unless I've made it even worse.
- (laughter)</i>

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- How do you feel? Do you feel ready?
- My middle name is Ready.

314
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No, that doesn't sound right.
I eat ready for breakfast.

315
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OK, uh... maybe... maybe don't talk too much.
Let the product do the talking.

316
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What do I do
when they want me to do the talking?

317
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- You're scaring him.
- Oh, don't be scared, Moss.

318
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This is one of the biggest moments
of your life coming up.

319
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You cannot get nervous now, because
if you do, Moss, it'll be a disaster. A disaster!

320
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- Don't! Shut up!
- I don't want to do it. I feel trapped,

321
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like a moth in a bath.

322
00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:04,796
Moss, we're already late.

323
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Will you come on with me?

324
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- What?
- Please.

325
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:14,871
Well, actually, maybe it's just the thing.

326
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If Helen Buley sees it,
she'll realise I'm a proper professional,

327
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and not a member of the sex industry.
Are you sure?

328
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I'm positive.
You can do presentation.

329
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And I'll do fitness.

330
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<i>(presenter) Jen, Roy and Maurice are
ITprofessionals with Reynholm Industries.</i>

331
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:37,669
<i>They walk up the stairs and across the room.</i>

332
00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:39,916
<i>They nod at the Dragons.</i>

333
00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:44,113
<i>One of them - Maurice -
puts a case on a chair.</i>

334
00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:47,755
<i>The Dragons are beside piles of money,
with pens.</i>

335
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Women in the workplace...

336
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<i>- (man) Take your time.
- Err...</i>

337
00:21:57,360 --> 00:21:59,316
<i>(laughs nervously) Sorry.</i>

338
00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:04,912
Women working
in a workplace environment...

339
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work...

340
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in workplaces...

341
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um... where they work.

342
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And... as a woman,

343
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as a worker,

344
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as a woman worker who

345
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<i>(voice cracks) works in the workplace...</i>

346
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<i>(gasps)</i>

347
00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:31,032
Sorry, bit of asthma.

348
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:33,435
<i>(wheezes)</i>

349
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:07,950
We are looking for L4OO,OOO for 2%.

350
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Have you got any questions?

351
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:16,358
<i>(# "Boys will be Boys"
by the Ordinary Boys)</i>

352
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:22,474
Wow.

353
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:25,398
This music sounds like
it comes from space.

354
00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:27,351
- Yeah, mate.
- It does.

355
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:29,835
Ordinary boys they ain't.

356
00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:36,073
I'm having a good time. Yeah.

357
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:40,037
This is good. Good shit.

358
00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:46,193
<i># Boys will be boys</i>

359
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:49,676
<i># Boys will be boys till the end</i>