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And then Peter said,
"Brie - that's my favourite cheese as well."

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And that was when my bag, I don't know
what happened, but it just kind of split open.

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- Apples and oranges rolling everywhere.
- And we just tumbled about.

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Like a pair of confused little kittens.

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And when Peter had
helped me pick everything up,

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it just seemed rude
not to give him my number.

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Hey! I thought you asked for my number.

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Ha, ha, ha! I'm not a slut.

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Oh, is that the end of the story? Aww!

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- OK, are we all set for tonight?
- Yes.

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<i>(childish voice)
Can you please bring me some wine?</i>

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That was some...
Oh, buying the same sort of cheese?

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Oh, you made a 2O-minute story out of it.

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Have you thought of adapting it into a film?

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No.

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Well done, you've bagged a normal.

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Yes, he is proper normal, isn't he?

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- He's taking me to Paris this weekend.
- Oh, Paris.

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- Oh, have you been to Paris, Moss?
- No.

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I've heard of it.

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- Brie?
- Yeah, what?

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Oh, nothing. Just I've always had you down
as more of a double Gloucester type person.

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Yes, I know what you mean.

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Oh, it's been ages since I had a mini break.

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Not only that, but all of my friends
are single, and so are all of his.

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So tonight we're going to have a big dinner
party. Oh, it's just going to be brilliant.

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Or perhaps that should be "brie-lliant".

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Do you know, it is really important to me
that you like him.

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No, honestly, it is.
I know we had some rocky beginnings,

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but I really think of you now, not just
as my workmates any more, but as friends.

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- Stop it.
- No, I mean that. I really do.

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You're all really important to me.

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Listen, Jen, I've got some bad news.
Colin can't make it tonight.

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Oh. But Steve and Jake are still coming?

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Colin was bringing Stephen and Jake.
I don't know them very well.

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- I'd be uncomfortable without Colin there.
- Oh.

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I suppose we're just going to have
to call the whole thing off.

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Unless you can find three guys
to replace them?

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Yeah, I s...

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Bit of dust. I'm gonna...

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Definitely later, phone the, um...

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Strange, I must...

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Oh, look at that.

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Oh, I can't. I can't.

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It's my home.
It's my special place.

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I can't let you nut jobs into my special place.

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"Nut jobs"?
I hope you're not including me in that.

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Wait a second.
We were all brilliant friends a minute ago.

49
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Yes. Yes, I meant friends in a different way.

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In a kind of special way,
that means you can't come into my home.

51
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Right, so sort of like
not being your friends at all?

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Yes, yes. Sort of like that,
but in a really special way.

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This is your lowest moment, you know.

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I think I can live with it.

55
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Roy, can you look at my PC, please?
It keeps freezing.

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Did you hear something, Moss?
I thought I heard a noise.

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I didn't hear anything, Roy,
unless it was some kind of stupid mouse.

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Yeah, or a rat.

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Yes. I think it did sound more like a rat.

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I can't bear this.
I know I was horrible. I'm sorry.

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Oh, Richmond.

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Oh, Richmond, not you too?

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I'm sorry, Richmond.
I just get embarras...

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in...

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<i>(doorbell)</i>

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<i>(doorbell)</i>

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- Hello.
- Hello!

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<i>(Roy) Mmm, I smell food.</i>

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- What are you doing? Don't sit down yet.
- Why not? I'm tired.

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That's the rules.
We stand around a bit first, we have drinks.

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- Where's Peter?
- He's in the kitchen. Look...

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- Can I go to the toilet?
- Yes, you may. You don't need to ask.

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It's just down there to the left.

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- Here you go.
- Ah... Oh, thank you, Roy.

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Oh, lovely. White wine. Never seen a wine
actually called "White Wine" before.

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- Thank you, Roy. What are you drinking?
- Red wine, please.

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- Richmond?
- Oh, do you have any absinthe?

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- No.
- I only drink absinthe.

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Absinthe, no.
Red wine, white wine, Carlsberg...

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- Oh, Carlsberg. Perfect.
- Right. Well, that was quick.

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I washed my hands!

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- What do you want to drink, Moss?
- White Russian.

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A White Russian?
Oh, for God's sake.

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<i>(mumbles)</i>

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Documentary.

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<i>(mumbles)</i>

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Balsamic vinegar.

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Conversation.

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Oh, apparently one of Jen's friends is a model.
I bagsy the model.

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I bagsy the model, Richmond!
Jen! Jen!

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Um, we've discussed it as a group
and we think it would be best

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if I were to sit beside the model,

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because, um... I would like to ask her how
I would go about becoming a photographer.

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Or a model.

95
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<i>(Jen) Paula? Oh, she'll appreciate that.</i>

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She's just had reconstructive face surgery,
so she'll be happy to have someone to talk to.

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Right.

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It's actually really brave of her to come out,
cos she was in a really bad car accident,

99
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so you have to be extra nice to her.

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Car accident? Brilliant. Just my luck.

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Now, I'll be honest with you.
The reason I got you round a bit early

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is to go over some ground rules, OK?

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If this evening is going to work in any way,

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you need to pretend
to be normal people, yeah?

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Keep the conversation about things
that would interest everybody.

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You know, nothing about memory or RAM.

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<i>Memory is RAM. Oh, dear.</i>

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If you start straying into areas I don't think
are appropriate, I'll... I don't know, I'll cough.

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Coughing is a signal, got it.
Richmond, did you hear that?

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- What?
- If Jen coughs, we have to stop talking.

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Fine.

112
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Oh, and Moss, this is important, OK?
I'm sitting you beside Margaret.

113
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Margaret. From her name,
I presume she is a lady?

114
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Yes. She's very nice.

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She got divorced recently, but I should say,
when she's had a few drinks,

116
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she tends to get a bit over-excited.

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Needs to go to the toilet a lot.
Yep, that happens to me.

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- No.
- I try and think of something dry.

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That helps.
Like a desert, or Shredded Wheat.

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No, Moss, you don't understand.
What I'm trying to say is, she's kind of...

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she's kind of on the lookout for a man.

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- Oh, I see. What's he look like?
- What?

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He wouldn't come here,
not with all these people around.

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- What's this about?
- Jen's friend has got a stalker.

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- Cool.
- Oh, God. Maybe I could just kill myself.

126
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<i>(doorbell)</i>

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OK. Here they are.

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So, look normal.

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Look more normal, more normal.

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Relax.

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<i>- Oh, forget it.
- (doorbell)</i>

132
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<i>(Jen) Hello, hello, come in.</i>

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Hello, I'm Roy.

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- Sorry to hear about the accident.
- Hello.

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This is Paula.

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Yep, I know.

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I was talking to her.

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- Oh, did you think I was talking to you?
- This is Jessica.

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Oh, hello, everybody.
Oh, my God. Social situations.

140
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Bloody hell, I think this is my one.

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These are my workmates.
They're not my usual friends.

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I work with them.
They're my workmates.

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Yes.

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<i>(imitating robot) IT department.
Does not compute.</i>

145
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<i>- Oh, my God.
- (doorbell)</i>

146
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- You must be Roy.
- Yeah.

147
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Hello, everybody. I have had a few drinks
already, so no one take advantage of me.

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Oh, go on, then!

149
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<i>(laughs hysterically)</i>

150
00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:21,550
I was very pleased
with my last campaign, though.

151
00:10:21,680 --> 00:10:24,638
They just started running it today.

152
00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:27,990
Wow!

153
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That's you?

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OK.

155
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So...

156
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How bad was the accident?

157
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A motorbike jumped the lights
and so I swerved into a lamppost.

158
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Then the airbag didn't deploy,
so I hit the dashboard pretty hard.

159
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- With your facial area?
- I hit it full in the face.

160
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Of course you did.

161
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- Speed?
- I was doing about 75.

162
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Oh!

163
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That's fast. That's...

164
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When you regained consciousness,

165
00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:07,595
did you look in the mirror and think,
"Oh, God, my face is ruined"?

166
00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:12,075
They wouldn't let me see my face
after the accident.

167
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Ah. I see.

168
00:11:15,560 --> 00:11:20,190
They said it might not be as symmetrical as it
once had been, but symmetry isn't everything.

169
00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:22,276
Yeah, I like symmetry.

170
00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:25,475
Stop it! Stop it!

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Stop it, I'm trying to eat my dinner!

172
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Gosh, ooh. Oh, dear.
Look at us, having a conversation.

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Yikes.

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<i># Getting to know you,
getting to know all about you</i>

175
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Eating. Ooh.
"Hello, how are you?"

176
00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:48,551
"Oh, I'm a fish. Help, I'm being eaten."

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00:11:55,240 --> 00:12:00,439
You know, when you laugh,
I can see the outline of your skull.

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You have a beautiful skull.

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OK.

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- So, the surgeon...
- Yeah?

181
00:12:14,520 --> 00:12:16,590
- Good man?
- Very good. He did his own nose.

182
00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:20,872
Wow. And did you meet him
before the operation?

183
00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,036
Yeah, he ran me through it.
He was really nice.

184
00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:27,278
- Confident?
- Why are you so interested?

185
00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:33,953
My mother... is...
thinking of having a breast augmentation.

186
00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:37,390
- I see.
- Yeah. Always wanted them bigger.

187
00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:41,149
But I promised I'd get them for her birthday.

188
00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:44,508
- Her 6Oth's coming up.
- Right.

189
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:51,754
Well, I think a round of applause
is justified for that dinner.

190
00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:56,434
Yes, and thanks, Peter, for making it.

191
00:12:58,440 --> 00:13:01,637
- So, who's for dessert?
- Isn't this dessert?

192
00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:06,231
- No, that's tartare sauce.
- Can I have some dessert?

193
00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:09,636
I'll have the tartare sauce.
Stop it! Stop it!

194
00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:11,751
- Look how ticklish he is.
- Stop it!

195
00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:13,836
Come on!

196
00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:17,876
Jen, can you do something about that woman?

197
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,592
- I warned you about her.
- When?

198
00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:22,837
- I spent ten minutes trying to warn you.
- I can see why she's divorced.

199
00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:26,350
She's very divorceable. As soon as you meet
her, you can't wait to take her to court,

200
00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:28,357
- to get rid of her.
- What are you doing?

201
00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:33,952
Well, not that it's any of your business,
but I was planning to have a little poo.

202
00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:37,549
No, no, I mean with Paula.

203
00:13:37,680 --> 00:13:40,638
You keep asking her all those questions
about her accident.

204
00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:43,877
- I'm interested.
- Trying to work out what state her face is in.

205
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,399
Was that obvious?

206
00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:49,115
I suppose I'd better go back in there
and see what Judy Finnigan's up to.

207
00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:51,800
I tell you, if this keeps on going on,
I will divorce her.

208
00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:54,388
You're not married to her.

209
00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:58,672
- No, no. I suppose... I suppose I'm not.
- Come on. Behave yourselves.

210
00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:01,155
There's still a chance to save this thing.

211
00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:03,236
Oh. I... Oh.

212
00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:07,272
<i>(clattering of crockery and glasses)</i>

213
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,272
<i>(coughing)</i>

214
00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:19,234
<i>- Sorry, I couldn't hear you.
- (loud coughing)</i>

215
00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:26,319
I said, do you think you'd die
if you drank wee?

216
00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:29,591
I don't know, but it's a bloody good question.

217
00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:33,918
Here's a question -
who here would eat a spider? I would.

218
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:38,477
I ate an eel in New York.
I was on stage, so it doesn't count.

219
00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:41,592
Ah, New York, the city of apples.

220
00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:46,152
Oh, Peter, I got that link for the Firefox
extension you were asking about.

221
00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:48,430
- What's your email address?
- Do you have a pen and paper?

222
00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:52,473
- I'm recording.
- It's "FilePeter@hotmail.com".

223
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:56,832
- FilePeter? Why FilePeter?
- Well, File is my second name.

224
00:14:56,960 --> 00:15:00,794
- Oh, right. I see. Peter File.
- Who's a paedophile?

225
00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:06,910
- No, no, his name is Peter File.
- His name is Paedophile?

226
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:11,113
Don't say it like that.
It sounds like "paedophile".

227
00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:14,312
- Isn't that what he just said?
- No. Peter File.

228
00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:17,113
- Paedo-phile?
- Peter File!

229
00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:19,356
- Who's a paedophile?
- No one.

230
00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:21,675
Right. It just sounds like "paedophile".

231
00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:24,030
- No, no, it doesn't.
- Does a bit.

232
00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:26,276
- Peter File.
- Paedophile. Yeah, no, it does.

233
00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:30,075
<i>- Paedophile.
- (all) Peter File. Paedophile.</i>

234
00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:32,475
Yes, I suppose it does!

235
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,550
I hadn't noticed, so...

236
00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:39,995
It doesn't... worry you, does it?

237
00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:41,678
No, no.

238
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,355
Of course it doesn't.

239
00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:49,949
They say "pedophile" in America.
Maybe you should move to America.

240
00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:52,310
He's not moving to America!

241
00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:57,510
<i>Raiders of the Lost Ark?</i>

242
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,799
<i>- Circle of Friends?
- It's so obvious.</i>

243
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,559
- No speaking!
- I've been standing here for ten minutes.

244
00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:09,389
<i>- Where's Richmond and Jessica?
- Pirates of the Caribbean!.</i>

245
00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:11,033
<i>How is that Pirates of the Caribbean?</i>

246
00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:15,711
I don't know, but it was a great movie,
wasn't it? Johnny Depp, what a revelation.

247
00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:21,915
<i>It's Crash!. It's very obviously Crash.
Here's a car crashing into another car,</i>

248
00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:27,239
there's people screaming everywhere
and blood... Oh, Paula, I'm sorry.

249
00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:31,399
- Let's play Spin the Bottle.
- Oh, for God's sake!

250
00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:32,635
- Oh, what?
- Nothing.

251
00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:35,877
- Oh, I'm embarrassing him.
- You're making a fool of yourself.

252
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,752
He's a delicate flower.

253
00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:41,668
- You are drunk.
- If you paid a little more attention to me!

254
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:46,191
Oh, tell me, Margaret, tell us all, how could
we possibly pay any more attention to you?

255
00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:51,110
Oh, you've changed. You're not the same man
I liked when I came into the party.

256
00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:55,199
We've all changed, Margaret.
We all have.

257
00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:04,513
<i>(Richmond and Jessica, moaning)</i>

258
00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:12,156
Oh, for God's sake!

259
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:16,076
Night, Jen.
Roy's going to walk me home.

260
00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:17,553
Oh, lovely.

261
00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:22,595
Oh, it's just in case any kind of
an Elephant Man mob situation kicks off.

262
00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:27,714
Sorry about Margaret.
It won't happen again.

263
00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:31,435
- Oh, fiddly do.
- Come on, let's get you home.

264
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:36,317
- Goodbye, Jen.
- Bye, Jen.

265
00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:38,396
Goodbye.

266
00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:40,511
Oh, my God!

267
00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:47,670
Oh!

268
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:51,429
- Nightmare. An absolute nightmare.
- What do you mean?

269
00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:56,509
Well, I always have this theory that if you let
your work life mix with your personal life,

270
00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:59,598
then somehow, something will go wrong.

271
00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:02,837
But nothing has, has it?
I think it all went rather well.

272
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:06,077
Everyone seemed to pair off. That's what you
want from an evening like this, isn't it?

273
00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:07,918
Oh, I suppose so.

274
00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:13,751
You're going to have to face the fact you run
a very successful dinner party, Jen Barber.

275
00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:17,270
You didn't do too badly yourself, Peter File.

276
00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:26,117
- Thanks for walking me home.
- That's OK. Goodbye.

277
00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:28,196
Whoa!

278
00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:34,596
- You live here?
- Yeah.

279
00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:39,080
That's a big telly.

280
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:44,149
Oh, and all the consoles. You've got all of the
consoles. Why do you have all of the consoles?

281
00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:47,556
I'd hate it if a game came out on one console
and I couldn't play it.

282
00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:52,071
- It's better to get them all, don't you think?
- I do think.

283
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:54,111
Wow.

284
00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:57,755
- And a man doesn't live here?
- No. Just me.

285
00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:01,753
OK.

286
00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:07,268
- I'm going to gamble.
- What?

287
00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:11,593
Would you like to come out
for a drink sometime?

288
00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:14,109
- Oh.
- You know, like a date kind of a thing.

289
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,834
- What the hell?
- Roy, I'm very flattered...

290
00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:22,114
- OK, good. Of course you are. Thursday?
...but you're not my type.

291
00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:25,277
- What?
- I mean physically.

292
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:27,356
Physically?

293
00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:31,194
Hello.

294
00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:33,834
I think I can do better.

295
00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:39,596
OK.

296
00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:52,115
- Can I have a lend of this?
- No.

297
00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:00,836
Listen, Jen,

298
00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:05,634
when we get back, maybe you should
think about, I don't know,

299
00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:08,718
moving yourself into my place,
vice versa, I don't mind.

300
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:12,879
But I think it's time we moved on
to the next level, don't you?

301
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:16,834
- Yes. Yes, definitely.
- Great.

302
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:19,872
<i>(PA) If there is a Peter File
in the terminal building,</i>

303
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,798
<i>could he please make his way to gate 24?</i>

304
00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:24,876
<i>We are looking for a Peter File.</i>

305
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:28,675
<i>- Peter File, please make yourself known...
- 24? We're at the wrong gate.</i>

306
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:30,950
<i>Could Peter File please make himself
known to ground staff?</i>

307
00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:35,551
<i>- That's us, Jen. I'm Peter File!
- We are urgently looking for a Peter File.</i>

308
00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:39,514
I'm Peter File! Over here.
I'm Peter File! Hold on!

309
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:43,315
Come on, Jen. I'm Peter File!
I'm Peter File!

310
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:47,272
It's "Peter File", not "paedophile".

311
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:55,116
Taxi!

312
00:20:57,640 --> 00:20:57,800
<i>(# loud music plays)</i>

313
00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:59,756
<i>(# loud music plays)</i>

314
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:06,270
It's very loud. Do you mind if I turn it down?

315
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:09,437
<i>- I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't do that.
- (lowers volume)</i>

316
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:12,313
<i>(Richmond and Jessica moaning)</i>

317
00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:17,110
<i>(Jessica) Oh, dear.
Look at me, having an orgasm.</i>

318
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:20,233
<i>(increases volume)</i>