1
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(GATE CREAKlNG)

2
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(SCREECHlNG)

3
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(DOG HOWLlNG)

4
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(SCREECHlNG)

5
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(lNDlSTlNCT WHlSPERlNG)

6
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(CACKLlNG)

7
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(CRYPTKEEPER SPEAKlNG)

8
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Yeah, kids these days with their long hair.

9
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You can't even tell the boils
from the ghouls.

10
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And when they do want a cut,
they go to one of those fancy salons

11
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Iike José Slay-ber or Videad Sassoon.

12
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It's enough to make you
terror your hair out.

13
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(GASPS)

14
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I guess that towel was a little too hot.

15
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Still, I think it's a good look for you.

16
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Once it's groan out, I'm sure you'll love it.

17
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(CACKLlNG)

18
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Which brings to mind
the young men in tonight's terror tale.

19
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They're about to try
a new scare-style, as well,

20
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in a delightful little die-job
I call "Doctor Of Horror".

21
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Callaghan's Mortuary has
a 40-year tradition of service to uphold.

22
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Peace of mind and serenity.

23
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A stolen body would be a scandal.
It would destroy this fine institution.

24
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-Do you understand that?
-Yes, sir.

25
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-You can count on us, sir.
-No, I can't.

26
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You're useless, lowlife shit heads.

27
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If there's so much as a coffin handle
missing in the morning, you are fired.

28
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Fuck you, son of a bitch.

29
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Who do you think you're talking to?

30
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Put his stupid ass on a slab.

31
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Richard, please try to remember
we need this job.

32
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Okay, Charlie,
don't you have any ambition?

33
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What we need, my friend, is a break.

34
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RlCHARD: When do we get to eat?

35
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-Hey. Hey!
-Hey!

36
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Jesus Christ. Hey, where you going?
Where you going?

37
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-You're under arrest.
-You're not the police.

38
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No, but we can darn sure hold you
till the real police get here.

39
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-Let's go, old man.
-I can't believe this.

40
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-We caught a body snatcher.
-Shut up.

41
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How much do you boys make?

42
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-Excuse me?
-How much?

43
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-Not enough.
-That's what I thought.

44
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Now, I will pay you 500 bucks
if you'll help me steal this corpse.

45
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-500 bucks?
-Each.

46
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You know, I thought we were going
to a hospital or something.

47
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Yeah, right, Charlie.

48
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Hey, he said he was a surgeon, didn't he?

49
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Well, the man obviously
works out of the home.

50
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I'm not allowed in hospitals anymore.

51
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CHARLlE: Oh, boy.

52
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Which way?

53
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Oh, here. The wine cellar.

54
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Good, I could use a drink.

55
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(EXCLAlMS)

56
00:05:03,653 --> 00:05:05,754
Jeez, Doc. What stinks?

57
00:05:05,755 --> 00:05:09,020
Never mind that now. Here we are.

58
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Come on. Let's go. Let's go.

59
00:05:31,247 --> 00:05:35,217
So, just what are you
gonna do to her, Doc?

60
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Well, that, my boy,
is beyond your imagination.

61
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Oh, there...

62
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There's nothing perverted about it,
if that's what you're worried about.

63
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I'm searching for her soul.

64
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Oh, shit.

65
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(COUGHlNG)

66
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Dude, he didn't do nothing yet.

67
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RlCHARD: Man, oh, man.

68
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I am convinced that the soul exists

69
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in a microscopic gland that is located
somewhere along the spine.

70
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It is the last thing to die,

71
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releasing the life force
days after conventional death.

72
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What does the gland look like?

73
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I haven't seen it yet.

74
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I've dissected dozens of corpses and,
like some elusive prey,

75
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it vanishes,
just when I think I have it in my sights.

76
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When you find it,
what are you gonna do with it?

77
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Oh, not that much.

78
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-Just play God.
-I feel sick.

79
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Well, get over it, man,
'cause this shit is amazing.

80
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If I can locate the soul, I can unlock the
deepest secrets of the human condition.

81
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Why is one man a saint
and another a monster?

82
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And can I change a monster into a saint

83
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by manipulating
his essential metaphysical substance?

84
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That's trippy, Doc.

85
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-ls that it, there?
-No!

86
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No, it will be incandescent.

87
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Perhaps only a pinpoint of light.

88
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Even a skilled surgeon would miss it,
unless he believed it was there.

89
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Can it be that ethereal?

90
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Can it shift and move
with a will of its own?

91
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Will it elude me forever?

92
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Oh, God. Oh, dear God.

93
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So, the search continues.
You still want that drink?

94
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Sure.

95
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ORLOFF: Got some work for you here.
It will get you another $500.

96
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Hello.

97
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Normally, I can dispose of them
when it suits me,

98
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but this freezer's been acting up.
It's 40-years-old.

99
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Well, this is gonna cost you
a helluva lot more than $500.

100
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All right, Richard, how much?

101
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Well, a lot more.

102
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Well, say $600.

103
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(EXCLAlMS)

104
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Done.

105
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All right, there's an old well
not far from here.

106
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It's ideal for disposing of things.

107
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Okay, come on. We're gonna need
some tarp and some rope.

108
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Come on. Come on.

109
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He's trying to steal their souls.

110
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How can the dead rest
if they don't have their souls?

111
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Are you kidding me?

112
00:09:09,332 --> 00:09:13,368
Dude, Dr. Orloff's got an excuse
for talking that shit. He's nuts.

113
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You're seriously stupid,
but the last time I checked, you were sane.

114
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Don't you believe in souls, Richard?

115
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Don't you believe in anything?

116
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Yeah, I believe
I got $1,000 right here, baby.

117
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More money than I've ever seen in my life.

118
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They're gonna be lost forever,
no way home.

119
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RlCHARD: Oh, good Lord.

120
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(SPLASHlNG)

121
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Yeah, that's plenty deep.

122
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Charlie! Hoist up one of them suckers.
I'll be right there.

123
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Charlie, Charlie.

124
00:09:53,509 --> 00:09:56,009
Charlie, hoist.

125
00:10:08,324 --> 00:10:10,824
(SCREAMlNG)

126
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God damn it!

127
00:10:18,401 --> 00:10:20,435
Come here. Damn it.

128
00:10:20,436 --> 00:10:22,270
What the hell are you doing?

129
00:10:22,271 --> 00:10:26,139
We are working here, okay?

130
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Freak out on your own time.

131
00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:32,980
Jesus.

132
00:10:39,622 --> 00:10:41,756
You know,
I still don't feel good about this.

133
00:10:41,757 --> 00:10:44,257
Yeah, well, I do, Charlie.

134
00:10:44,327 --> 00:10:49,831
Just gotta keep our story straight, okay?
We got a little drunk, we fell asleep.

135
00:10:49,832 --> 00:10:54,269
Because it's exactly what that prick
would expect us to do, anyway.

136
00:10:54,270 --> 00:10:56,705
We are off the hook, baby.

137
00:10:56,706 --> 00:11:01,643
Yes, we are off the hook. Yes, we are!

138
00:11:14,557 --> 00:11:17,517
God damn it! Get up, you idiots!

139
00:11:20,496 --> 00:11:23,897
Get up. Where is she?

140
00:11:26,335 --> 00:11:28,835
-Who?
-Mrs. Myers.

141
00:11:29,572 --> 00:11:31,106
Oh, yeah.

142
00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:34,943
Sir, I don't know.
We were patrolling the halls all night.

143
00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:37,444
-You're lying.
-No, sir.

144
00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:39,714
What's this?

145
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Drunk. You're drunk, and I'm going to
lose a 40-year business because of it.

146
00:11:44,420 --> 00:11:47,656
You're fired. Get out of here, now.

147
00:11:47,657 --> 00:11:49,391
-We're fired?
-You're fired.

148
00:11:49,392 --> 00:11:51,626
Fine, we're fired.

149
00:11:51,627 --> 00:11:56,307
You know what?
We don't want your shit job anyway.

150
00:11:56,933 --> 00:11:59,935
How did you get that mud on your boots?

151
00:11:59,936 --> 00:12:03,205
-How did you get that tear in your jeans?
-Charlie, let's go.

152
00:12:03,206 --> 00:12:05,907
-What have you two been up to?
-Charlie, let's go.

153
00:12:05,908 --> 00:12:08,443
You took her, didn't you?
I'm going to the police.

154
00:12:08,444 --> 00:12:12,514
You stay right here.
I'm going to the police.

155
00:12:12,515 --> 00:12:15,678
-Damn!
-Sir. Sir?

156
00:12:16,118 --> 00:12:18,920
Sir, I just wanna explain one thing, okay?
One second?

157
00:12:18,921 --> 00:12:21,590
Sir, sir, could you stop running,
please, sir?

158
00:12:21,591 --> 00:12:25,026
Sir, please don't go for the cops, sir.
Can I just say one thing?

159
00:12:25,027 --> 00:12:27,689
Sir, please. Hello?

160
00:12:27,763 --> 00:12:31,893
Sir. Oh, sir? Sir? Sir?

161
00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:34,468
Sir? Sir!

162
00:12:36,772 --> 00:12:40,538
-Sir! Sir! Sir!
-That's enough! Stop it!

163
00:12:40,610 --> 00:12:41,810
-Get off me!
-Stop it!

164
00:12:41,811 --> 00:12:43,812
-Hey, get off me!
-Listen, you are killing him!

165
00:12:43,813 --> 00:12:46,381
What do you think I'm trying to do? Sir!

166
00:12:46,382 --> 00:12:49,584
Listen, listen,
do you want to go to jail for murder?

167
00:12:49,585 --> 00:12:51,353
Is that what you want?

168
00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:53,854
(ANDREWS MURMURS)

169
00:12:53,956 --> 00:12:56,456
Oh, thank God.

170
00:12:57,393 --> 00:12:59,561
He's still alive.

171
00:12:59,562 --> 00:13:02,102
Okay, all right. Look, look.

172
00:13:02,765 --> 00:13:05,967
Let's get him to Dr. Orloff, okay? All right?

173
00:13:05,968 --> 00:13:08,003
-Yeah.
-He can take care of him.

174
00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:12,794
Yeah, Doctor Orloff will take care of him
real good.

175
00:13:15,378 --> 00:13:17,779
This wasn't very smart of you, Richard.

176
00:13:17,780 --> 00:13:22,217
You know what, Doc? I really don't need
another lecture right now.

177
00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:24,718
I don't suppose you do.

178
00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:28,990
All right, you two wait in the hallway.
I'll have more work for you.

179
00:13:28,991 --> 00:13:31,491
Yes, sir.

180
00:13:36,932 --> 00:13:40,026
I can't do this, Richard. I quit.

181
00:13:40,102 --> 00:13:45,373
What? Security watchman? I think
we already handed in our resignation.

182
00:13:45,374 --> 00:13:47,108
You know good and well
what I'm talking about.

183
00:13:47,109 --> 00:13:50,919
I'm talking about working for that doctor.

184
00:14:01,324 --> 00:14:03,925
Why? Why would you want to quit?
We got a good thing going here.

185
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:06,061
-'Cause it's wrong.
-It's wrong?

186
00:14:06,062 --> 00:14:09,964
-Yeah, it's wrong.
-Charlie, we're carting around dead people.

187
00:14:09,965 --> 00:14:13,702
-I don't think they care.
-Their souls care, Richard.

188
00:14:13,703 --> 00:14:17,593
Oh, God,
would you please change the tape?

189
00:14:23,846 --> 00:14:27,449
Look, bud, I'm real sorry if you're
having troubles with our career move,

190
00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:31,440
but you quit when I tell you, you can quit.

191
00:14:32,655 --> 00:14:36,853
-Okay?
-Boys! Come in here. Hurry.

192
00:14:41,664 --> 00:14:45,166
All my years of searching
and I finally found it.

193
00:14:45,167 --> 00:14:51,017
The soul gland. The moment
I went to extract it, it disappeared.

194
00:14:51,107 --> 00:14:55,009
Then this shit heel
up and dies on you, huh?

195
00:14:55,010 --> 00:14:57,145
Well, that's just plain rude.

196
00:14:57,146 --> 00:15:00,849
I don't fully understand
why I found it now.

197
00:15:00,850 --> 00:15:04,547
-But I did.
-I know why you found it.

198
00:15:08,391 --> 00:15:13,021
He was alive
when you started to cut him up.

199
00:15:15,197 --> 00:15:17,665
You thought

200
00:15:17,666 --> 00:15:21,269
that you could get the soul gland
out of dead people,

201
00:15:21,270 --> 00:15:24,790
but, by then, it's already disappeared.

202
00:15:26,442 --> 00:15:30,105
See, souls don't just hang around.

203
00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:34,898
No, you were wrong about that.

204
00:15:35,418 --> 00:15:38,253
They go on to their just reward.

205
00:15:38,254 --> 00:15:42,816
That is, unless you steal them.

206
00:15:43,993 --> 00:15:46,493
Of course.

207
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:50,136
You're absolutely right, Charlie.

208
00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:52,699
Positively brilliant.

209
00:15:52,935 --> 00:15:55,435
You know,

210
00:15:55,905 --> 00:15:59,306
you shouldn't steal souls, Doctor.

211
00:16:00,075 --> 00:16:02,777
It's all in the name of science, Charlie.

212
00:16:02,778 --> 00:16:05,280
You know, Doc, I think Charlie's right.

213
00:16:05,281 --> 00:16:10,344
I mean about being wrong,
doing what we're doing here.

214
00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:15,723
Charlie, why don't you...
It's all right, it's all right.

215
00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:20,528
Just go wait out in the truck. I wanna
try to explain to him what I mean.

216
00:16:20,529 --> 00:16:23,329
Go ahead. I'll be right there.

217
00:16:29,839 --> 00:16:34,142
-We got a Charlie problem here, Doc.
-Well, he's, he's...

218
00:16:34,143 --> 00:16:38,346
He's simple-minded and good-hearted,
and that is a dangerous combination.

219
00:16:38,347 --> 00:16:41,349
Yeah, well, he is going to get us busted.

220
00:16:41,350 --> 00:16:46,670
Just to ease his conscience?
He must have a vigorous soul.

221
00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:51,591
Do you want to find out?

222
00:16:53,729 --> 00:16:57,379
Yeah, I though you might like that idea.

223
00:16:57,833 --> 00:17:02,670
I tell you, this is a pretty interesting gig
you got here, Doc.

224
00:17:02,671 --> 00:17:04,305
How long do you have to go to school

225
00:17:04,306 --> 00:17:08,009
before you can start
cutting things up and stuff?

226
00:17:08,010 --> 00:17:10,510
-Career planning?
-Maybe.

227
00:17:12,982 --> 00:17:15,482
Told you I was ambitious.

228
00:17:18,888 --> 00:17:21,388
Say, "Ah."

229
00:17:29,265 --> 00:17:31,666
(SPLASHlNG)

230
00:17:31,667 --> 00:17:34,397
Okay, all right. That's it.

231
00:17:35,337 --> 00:17:39,541
-I'm finished.
-Charlie. Dude, dude, dude, listen.

232
00:17:39,542 --> 00:17:44,312
I'm real sorry I went off on you
like that before. I just...

233
00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:48,316
Anyway, you want to quit working
for Dr. Orloff,

234
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:50,885
you go right ahead and quit.

235
00:17:50,886 --> 00:17:55,726
-I've already quit.
-You want a drink? Have a drink.

236
00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:04,164
(COUGHS)

237
00:18:05,734 --> 00:18:10,644
That's not all I'm gonna do.
I'm going to the cops.

238
00:18:12,241 --> 00:18:14,741
I'm gonna turn myself in.

239
00:18:17,413 --> 00:18:22,833
There is no way I'm gonna live
with this on my conscience.

240
00:18:24,620 --> 00:18:30,358
Charlie, Charlie, Charlie. I knew you were
gonna do something stupid like that.

241
00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:33,399
That's why you're drinking ether.

242
00:18:35,898 --> 00:18:38,992
Still alive. Just like you wanted.

243
00:18:40,302 --> 00:18:42,802
You gonna cut him up?

244
00:18:44,873 --> 00:18:49,453
Just the usual incision.
Don't be so disappointed.

245
00:18:49,945 --> 00:18:55,975
Once I've removed the gland,
you can cut to your heart's content.

246
00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:20,370
Extraordinary.
The better the soul, the stronger the light.

247
00:19:21,744 --> 00:19:24,684
I must preserve this immediately.

248
00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:41,427
Doc?

249
00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:46,407
You do what you want.
You're my assistant now.

250
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:51,938
(WHlRRlNG)

251
00:20:09,425 --> 00:20:11,925
Here we go, Charlie.

252
00:20:13,095 --> 00:20:19,895
Now, you get to hang out with all
those lost souls you were worried about.

253
00:20:21,036 --> 00:20:23,536
(SPLASHlNG)

254
00:20:28,410 --> 00:20:30,910
-Hello, Richard.
-Hi.

255
00:20:33,782 --> 00:20:36,478
Hey, Doc. Champagne's on me.

256
00:20:37,553 --> 00:20:42,613
-Guess what we're celebrating.
-What are we celebrating?

257
00:20:43,158 --> 00:20:44,559
My new pay raise.

258
00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:45,860
(ORLOFF LAUGHS)

259
00:20:45,861 --> 00:20:49,664
-Richard, you're not getting a raise.
-Yes, I am.

260
00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:52,900
All the deliveries I've been making,
all the souls you've been collecting.

261
00:20:52,901 --> 00:20:56,651
And I've been so quiet about it. So far.

262
00:21:11,587 --> 00:21:15,823
I'm feeling very, very unappreciated
right now, Doc!

263
00:21:15,824 --> 00:21:17,258
Oh, you pathetic loser. Yeah! Yeah!

264
00:21:17,259 --> 00:21:18,926
-What did you call me?
-You think you gonna kill me,

265
00:21:18,927 --> 00:21:22,447
and then you're gonna get appreciation?

266
00:21:23,098 --> 00:21:25,598
What the hell was that?

267
00:21:30,205 --> 00:21:33,732
What have you done with my soul?

268
00:21:33,809 --> 00:21:36,309
(SCREAMS)

269
00:21:47,322 --> 00:21:51,872
Pull back the skin
and cut through to the muscle.

270
00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:54,894
Right, Doctor?

271
00:22:00,602 --> 00:22:04,472
Charlie, no.
Charlie, what're you doing, man? Come on.

272
00:22:04,473 --> 00:22:08,671
Not much. I'm just going to play God.

273
00:22:09,645 --> 00:22:13,080
-I'm gonna steal your soul, Richard.
-Oh, no.

274
00:22:13,081 --> 00:22:14,182
Charlie, come on.

275
00:22:14,183 --> 00:22:17,251
You don't wanna hurt me.
Come on, you're good.

276
00:22:17,252 --> 00:22:20,244
On the contrary, Richard,

277
00:22:20,322 --> 00:22:22,623
I was good.

278
00:22:22,624 --> 00:22:26,185
You stole my soul. Remember?

279
00:22:26,461 --> 00:22:28,696
(LAUGHlNG)

280
00:22:28,697 --> 00:22:31,197
Charlie, no. Charlie, no.

281
00:22:46,615 --> 00:22:50,751
That Charlie.
And you thought he was mixed up before.

282
00:22:50,752 --> 00:22:53,252
(CACKLlNG)

283
00:22:54,489 --> 00:22:58,826
As a matter of fact,
I just got a card from Charlie.

284
00:22:58,827 --> 00:23:05,097
He went on to open up a chain
of private clubs, for dismembers only.

285
00:23:06,268 --> 00:23:11,968
And Richard went into medicine,
specializing in intensive scare.

286
00:23:12,374 --> 00:23:15,275
So, I've got a free chair.

287
00:23:15,344 --> 00:23:20,414
How about a little trim?
I promise I won't take off too much.

288
00:23:20,415 --> 00:23:22,416
(SCREAMlNG)

289
00:23:22,417 --> 00:23:25,352
Shave and a haircut, two bits.

290
00:23:25,420 --> 00:23:27,920
(CACKLlNG)