1 00:00:05,655 --> 00:00:08,155 (GATE CREAKING) 2 00:00:25,442 --> 00:00:27,942 (SCREECHING) 3 00:00:42,792 --> 00:00:45,292 (DOG HOWLING) 4 00:01:06,583 --> 00:01:09,083 (SCREECHING) 5 00:01:10,453 --> 00:01:13,286 (INDISTINCT WHISPERING) 6 00:01:18,962 --> 00:01:21,297 (CACKLING) 7 00:01:21,298 --> 00:01:23,798 (CRYPTKEEPER SPEAKING) 8 00:01:29,639 --> 00:01:35,599 From overseas and underworld, it's the Crypt Keeper Noose Network. 9 00:01:37,213 --> 00:01:39,248 Good evening, Crypts. 10 00:01:39,249 --> 00:01:40,849 In the news tonight, 11 00:01:40,850 --> 00:01:42,718 wolf-man bites dog, 12 00:01:42,719 --> 00:01:45,347 vampires say "life sucks," 13 00:01:45,422 --> 00:01:49,091 mummy takes the wrap after years in denial, 14 00:01:49,092 --> 00:01:51,260 and illiterate zombies insist 15 00:01:51,261 --> 00:01:54,025 they're better dead than read. 16 00:01:58,168 --> 00:02:00,069 This just in. 17 00:02:00,070 --> 00:02:04,740 And our top story tonight, is a nasty little sound bite 18 00:02:04,741 --> 00:02:07,409 about an ambulance-chasing lawyer 19 00:02:07,410 --> 00:02:11,146 who is about to bleed the toughest case of her life. 20 00:02:11,147 --> 00:02:15,584 I call it, "Let the Punishment Fit the Crime." 21 00:02:15,652 --> 00:02:18,152 (CACKLING) 22 00:03:19,949 --> 00:03:22,449 (DOOR OPENING) 23 00:03:23,019 --> 00:03:29,269 GERI: Hey, Dick Tracy, is this really necessary for a traffic ticket? 24 00:03:30,493 --> 00:03:35,623 Can we speed this up? I got tickets to the Knicks game. 25 00:03:57,687 --> 00:03:58,987 -Joey here... -Yeah, Joey, listen. 26 00:03:58,988 --> 00:04:00,956 I'm stuck in some chickenshit speed trap upstate. 27 00:04:00,957 --> 00:04:02,891 Where the hell are you? 28 00:04:02,892 --> 00:04:03,992 (GROANS) 29 00:04:03,993 --> 00:04:06,713 What's the name of this burg? 30 00:04:12,135 --> 00:04:13,569 -Stueksville. -Stueksville? 31 00:04:13,570 --> 00:04:14,770 Stueksville. 32 00:04:14,771 --> 00:04:16,839 -Never heard ofit. -Of course. Stueksville. 33 00:04:16,840 --> 00:04:18,741 -You're kidding! -Are you ready for this? 34 00:04:18,742 --> 00:04:20,209 For driving an improperly licensed vehicle. 35 00:04:20,210 --> 00:04:21,310 Oh, come on. 36 00:04:21,311 --> 00:04:23,212 Yeah, well, I'm stuck here another hour, an hour and a half, 37 00:04:23,213 --> 00:04:24,780 so you better meet me at the Garden. Section 8. 38 00:04:24,781 --> 00:04:26,315 All right, all right, what about dinner? 39 00:04:26,316 --> 00:04:28,117 -We'll get something to eat later. -I'm starving now. 40 00:04:28,118 --> 00:04:30,252 You'll survive. 41 00:04:30,253 --> 00:04:31,587 I gotta go. 42 00:04:31,588 --> 00:04:34,556 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait. 43 00:04:34,557 --> 00:04:38,327 Geri Ferrett, attorney, specializing in personal damage claims. You know, 44 00:04:38,328 --> 00:04:40,295 I gotta tell you, it makes my blood boil 45 00:04:40,296 --> 00:04:43,732 to see a good man much like yourself who's been grievously harmed 46 00:04:43,733 --> 00:04:45,901 by an irresponsible motorist... 47 00:04:45,902 --> 00:04:48,402 Mmm-mmm. 48 00:04:48,404 --> 00:04:51,100 By an indifferent company... 49 00:04:51,441 --> 00:04:52,541 Mmm-mmm. 50 00:04:52,542 --> 00:04:54,176 By an uncaring government... 51 00:04:54,177 --> 00:04:55,677 Mmm-hmm. 52 00:04:55,678 --> 00:04:57,880 ...that thinks they can settle with chump change. 53 00:04:57,881 --> 00:05:00,616 Now, you may think that you already have a lawyer, 54 00:05:00,617 --> 00:05:02,618 but chew on this, my friend. 55 00:05:02,619 --> 00:05:06,522 Last month I got a guy not half as banged up as you a mil-six. 56 00:05:06,523 --> 00:05:07,756 Cash. 57 00:05:07,757 --> 00:05:10,257 (GROANS) 58 00:05:11,961 --> 00:05:13,562 Think about it. 59 00:05:13,563 --> 00:05:19,333 WOMAN ON PA: Fouser, Donald James, case A-5107, to Courtroom B. 60 00:05:19,402 --> 00:05:23,896 B? Not B. No! Not Courtroom B! 61 00:05:23,973 --> 00:05:27,409 Please. Please! No! No! Not Courtroom B! 62 00:05:27,410 --> 00:05:30,709 No! No! No! 63 00:05:32,515 --> 00:05:34,383 What was that all about? 64 00:05:34,384 --> 00:05:39,544 Courtroom B. The judge there's supposed to be real hard. 65 00:05:41,925 --> 00:05:46,185 -So what're you up for? -Felonious auto sales. 66 00:05:46,629 --> 00:05:48,964 What, you sold somebody a hot Studebaker? 67 00:05:48,965 --> 00:05:54,435 No, I turned the odometer back on a car that I sold a guy. 68 00:05:54,838 --> 00:05:57,005 Well, that ought to get you 10 years. 69 00:05:57,006 --> 00:06:01,773 I hope so. This is a very strict town. 70 00:06:03,413 --> 00:06:08,584 WOMAN ON PA: Dreyfus, Purdy Lee, case A-4057, Courtroom A. 71 00:06:08,585 --> 00:06:11,085 Uh-oh. 72 00:06:14,157 --> 00:06:17,459 Hey, hey, hey, pal. You don't want to sneeze on the judge. 73 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:19,960 No. Thanks. 74 00:06:45,955 --> 00:06:47,322 Hey, hey, hey! 75 00:06:47,323 --> 00:06:48,724 Excuse me. 76 00:06:48,725 --> 00:06:50,759 Miss Ferrett? 77 00:06:50,760 --> 00:06:53,260 Hi, I'm Austin Haggard. 78 00:06:53,263 --> 00:06:58,183 I've been appointed by the Court to handle your case. 79 00:06:59,702 --> 00:07:02,202 What? You... 80 00:07:05,742 --> 00:07:09,544 Look, Mr. Public Defender, I'm an attorney. Brooklyn Law, '79. 81 00:07:09,545 --> 00:07:12,045 I see. 82 00:07:13,383 --> 00:07:17,252 Even if I wasn't, I don't believe I would be hiring an eyesore like you to represent me. 83 00:07:17,253 --> 00:07:19,922 They teach you to dress like that in Law Tech night school? 84 00:07:19,923 --> 00:07:22,257 No, Harvard, actually. 85 00:07:22,258 --> 00:07:25,260 The clothes just go with the idea of being a public servant. 86 00:07:25,261 --> 00:07:27,129 I think we both should consider... 87 00:07:27,130 --> 00:07:28,630 Yeah, well, thank you, Counselor, 88 00:07:28,631 --> 00:07:30,832 but I will be pleading guilty to this little rip-off 89 00:07:30,833 --> 00:07:32,067 and getting the hell out of this town. 90 00:07:32,068 --> 00:07:35,103 No, no, no. I don't think you want to do this. 91 00:07:35,104 --> 00:07:37,272 This is a very strict town. 92 00:07:37,273 --> 00:07:38,874 I can get the charges reduced. 93 00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:40,943 Putz! 94 00:07:40,944 --> 00:07:42,477 I told you what I want. 95 00:07:42,478 --> 00:07:45,213 Mr. Public Defender, report to Courtroom B. 96 00:07:45,214 --> 00:07:48,864 Excuse me. I'm just a little overbooked. 97 00:07:51,688 --> 00:07:54,022 (STATIC BUZZING) 98 00:07:54,023 --> 00:07:58,926 Ferrett, Geraldine, case A-4076, Courtroom A. 99 00:08:04,534 --> 00:08:07,034 No. 100 00:08:18,281 --> 00:08:20,649 JUDGE: Ferrett, Geraldine. 101 00:08:20,650 --> 00:08:24,219 You are charged with Section 86 of the State Penal Code, 102 00:08:24,220 --> 00:08:26,755 driving an illegally licensed vehicle. 103 00:08:26,756 --> 00:08:28,590 Are you ready to enter a plea? 104 00:08:28,591 --> 00:08:31,660 I'm sorry, Your Honor, but my attorney isn't present. 105 00:08:31,661 --> 00:08:34,161 Yes, I am, Your Honor. 106 00:08:36,599 --> 00:08:39,099 Come on. 107 00:08:39,469 --> 00:08:42,063 Hi. I talked to the judge. 108 00:08:42,171 --> 00:08:44,272 Well, we hit him on a good day. 109 00:08:44,273 --> 00:08:48,410 He's agreed to decrease the sentence to "misdemeanor public nuisance." 110 00:08:48,411 --> 00:08:50,612 Decrease it? 111 00:08:50,613 --> 00:08:52,881 Okay, fine, fine. 112 00:08:52,882 --> 00:08:54,816 -What's it gonna cost me? -Ten. 113 00:08:54,817 --> 00:08:57,652 All this bullshit for ten bucks? Here. Keep the change. 114 00:08:57,653 --> 00:09:00,723 Not $10, Miss Ferrett. Ten lashes. 115 00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:05,293 They can flail you now and you can be on your way. 116 00:09:05,294 --> 00:09:07,829 As soon as you regain consciousness, of course. 117 00:09:07,830 --> 00:09:10,731 What the hell? Are you nuts? 118 00:09:12,735 --> 00:09:18,006 Mr. Haggard, the Court's offer is good for about another five seconds. 119 00:09:18,007 --> 00:09:21,510 Your Honor, nowhere in New York is corporal punishment... 120 00:09:21,511 --> 00:09:23,011 (GROANS) 121 00:09:23,012 --> 00:09:24,713 Okay. 122 00:09:24,714 --> 00:09:27,783 I would like to enter a plea of not guilty to the original charges 123 00:09:27,784 --> 00:09:31,386 and depend on the Court's swift delivery of justice. 124 00:09:31,387 --> 00:09:36,415 You want swift justice? Well, you've got it. 125 00:09:37,794 --> 00:09:40,294 What you got there? 126 00:09:41,497 --> 00:09:45,333 Miss Ferrett was apprehended with this plate 127 00:09:45,334 --> 00:09:48,603 on the rear of her Mercedes convertible. 128 00:09:48,604 --> 00:09:50,906 Under New York State law, 129 00:09:50,907 --> 00:09:56,078 five-digit combinations are reserved for local governments. 130 00:09:56,079 --> 00:09:58,707 Is this yours, Miss Ferrett? 131 00:10:03,886 --> 00:10:06,386 Well, Miss Ferrett? 132 00:10:08,291 --> 00:10:12,194 Begging the Court's pardon, that is not a five-digit plate, Your Honor. 133 00:10:12,195 --> 00:10:13,562 Oh, it is. You see? 134 00:10:13,563 --> 00:10:16,832 This is, one "S," one "U," two "E's," one "M." 135 00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:18,934 One, two, three, four, five. 136 00:10:18,935 --> 00:10:20,335 Five digits. You see? 137 00:10:20,336 --> 00:10:22,938 Actually, the space between the two "E's" counts as one digit, 138 00:10:22,939 --> 00:10:24,673 making it a six-digit plate 139 00:10:24,674 --> 00:10:28,674 of the type reserved for passenger vehicles. 140 00:10:30,613 --> 00:10:33,603 The space between the two counts! 141 00:10:37,520 --> 00:10:42,424 Your Honor, I have exculpatory evidence that speaks to the public-spirited quality... 142 00:10:42,425 --> 00:10:45,205 -You what? -...of the accused. 143 00:10:45,661 --> 00:10:47,062 Thank you. 144 00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:49,563 No problem. 145 00:10:58,407 --> 00:11:00,907 No problem. 146 00:11:01,444 --> 00:11:03,944 Ah, yes, yes. 147 00:11:04,380 --> 00:11:07,916 Yes. So, you were the lawyer who took down Mediheart. 148 00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:11,197 Yeah, $56 million. Not a bad payday. 149 00:11:11,220 --> 00:11:13,121 -Amazing. -Thank you. 150 00:11:13,122 --> 00:11:16,558 That a jury could fall for such a load of garbage. 151 00:11:16,559 --> 00:11:18,460 Hey, I proved my case. 152 00:11:18,461 --> 00:11:21,163 And my clients were victims of a callous medical establishment. 153 00:11:21,164 --> 00:11:23,465 In 10 years of use outside the laboratory, 154 00:11:23,466 --> 00:11:27,402 the Cardi-Tark-7 pacemaker never failed. Ever. 155 00:11:27,403 --> 00:11:31,706 That's irrelevant. We all know mechanical devices break. 156 00:11:31,707 --> 00:11:34,075 We provided the jury with a range of psychological proofs 157 00:11:34,076 --> 00:11:36,244 that the wearers of the Mediheart pacemaker, my clients, 158 00:11:36,245 --> 00:11:37,779 burdened with that knowledge, 159 00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:41,120 suffered life-shortening daily trauma. 160 00:11:41,350 --> 00:11:45,153 Your Honor, my client is a woman with a noble cause, who... 161 00:11:45,154 --> 00:11:47,656 -Yes. Will you shut up? -Thank you. 162 00:11:47,657 --> 00:11:52,727 I know exactly what your client is, a cynical and immoral woman, 163 00:11:52,728 --> 00:11:54,262 a discredit to her profession. 164 00:11:54,263 --> 00:11:57,399 She's lucky I don't charge her for illegal solicitation of services 165 00:11:57,400 --> 00:12:01,860 for this snotty license plate. 166 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:07,140 Guilty as charged. 167 00:12:08,544 --> 00:12:10,245 Guilty? Like hell! 168 00:12:10,246 --> 00:12:14,816 Your Honor, I would ask at this time for a sentence of public service. 169 00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:17,285 Public service? No, no. 170 00:12:17,286 --> 00:12:20,086 No, you see, not in this case. 171 00:12:20,489 --> 00:12:23,151 No, the fine is 100 lashes, 172 00:12:23,593 --> 00:12:25,860 to be administered immediately. 173 00:12:25,861 --> 00:12:28,196 Hey, hey. No. 174 00:12:28,197 --> 00:12:30,298 Hey, I was... Hey, what are you doing? What are you... 175 00:12:30,299 --> 00:12:31,967 I'd like a jury trial! 176 00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:33,935 I will sue you for false arrest! 177 00:12:33,936 --> 00:12:36,538 I'll sue your ass, your fresh little ass! 178 00:12:36,539 --> 00:12:37,872 Let go of me! 179 00:12:37,873 --> 00:12:40,208 You have no idea who you're dealing with. 180 00:12:40,209 --> 00:12:42,944 Help me! Help me, I'll pay you! 181 00:12:42,945 --> 00:12:45,455 You're in deep shit, you... 182 00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:52,080 Get your hands off me! Let go! Let go, you... 183 00:12:52,521 --> 00:12:55,021 I'm telling you... 184 00:12:55,424 --> 00:12:57,726 (SOBBlNG) 185 00:12:57,727 --> 00:13:00,227 What are you crying about? 186 00:13:01,397 --> 00:13:03,897 They cut off my nose. 187 00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:13,874 No! No, please. 188 00:13:15,077 --> 00:13:17,312 This is all a terrible mistake! 189 00:13:17,313 --> 00:13:19,813 You sons of bitches! 190 00:13:20,316 --> 00:13:22,717 This is cruel and unusual punishment! 191 00:13:22,718 --> 00:13:24,986 Stop! 192 00:13:24,987 --> 00:13:26,588 Good news, Miss Ferrett. 193 00:13:26,589 --> 00:13:28,023 The judge looked up the State Code. 194 00:13:28,024 --> 00:13:31,993 Your license plate has six digits after all, exactly like you said. 195 00:13:31,994 --> 00:13:34,296 Your case has been thrown out. 196 00:13:34,297 --> 00:13:36,907 I told you I'd get you off. 197 00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:41,670 You little turd, I had this thing beat until you showed up with that file folder. 198 00:13:41,671 --> 00:13:43,905 How dare you go digging through my car? 199 00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:45,373 You stink, you hear me? 200 00:13:45,374 --> 00:13:49,574 You're a nag on his way to the glue factory. 201 00:13:49,712 --> 00:13:52,352 I'd rather be dead than you. 202 00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:05,298 Miss Ferrett? Is this yours? 203 00:14:06,762 --> 00:14:08,730 Why? You got a legal problem, too? 204 00:14:08,731 --> 00:14:10,632 No, you do. 205 00:14:10,633 --> 00:14:12,500 -You have the right to remain silent... -No. 206 00:14:12,501 --> 00:14:14,269 -Ferrett, Geraldine... -No, no, no. 207 00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:16,104 -...case A-4099... -No. No! 208 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:18,605 -...to Courtroom B. -No! 209 00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:38,360 Hi. 210 00:14:38,361 --> 00:14:40,662 -I've been appointed by... -What the hell is going on? 211 00:14:40,663 --> 00:14:43,163 Well, 212 00:14:44,567 --> 00:14:47,602 it seems you gave your business card to a man upstairs 213 00:14:47,603 --> 00:14:49,738 who had already retained counsel. 214 00:14:49,739 --> 00:14:51,539 Yeah, so? 215 00:14:51,540 --> 00:14:53,441 That's not illegal. 216 00:14:53,442 --> 00:14:54,943 I'm afraid it is illegal. 217 00:14:54,944 --> 00:15:00,474 -You see, this is a very... -Strict town. I get the picture. 218 00:15:11,460 --> 00:15:13,960 That's the same judge. 219 00:15:14,263 --> 00:15:16,763 Why do you say that? 220 00:15:19,702 --> 00:15:21,369 Oh, I see. 221 00:15:21,370 --> 00:15:23,870 No, but they are related. 222 00:15:24,306 --> 00:15:26,808 This one's a lot more conservative. 223 00:15:26,809 --> 00:15:29,309 Don't worry. 224 00:15:29,478 --> 00:15:31,079 I have a strategy. 225 00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:34,743 Case number A-4099, Ferrett, Geraldine. 226 00:15:35,618 --> 00:15:38,288 Are you ready to stand trial? 227 00:15:39,088 --> 00:15:41,156 Yes we are, Your Honor. 228 00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:44,325 You are charged with the illegal solicitation of services in this court. 229 00:15:44,326 --> 00:15:45,393 How plead you? 230 00:15:45,394 --> 00:15:50,214 We plead not guilty, by reason of temporary insanity. 231 00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:52,866 Your client, my honor is... 232 00:15:54,737 --> 00:15:58,039 Your Honor, my client is the actual victim here. 233 00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:01,190 As a child, she was psychologically 234 00:16:01,243 --> 00:16:03,545 abused by her entire family. 235 00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:06,214 She repressed these horrors until recently, 236 00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:13,155 and this inner turmoil made her act irrationally on the occasion in question. 237 00:16:16,992 --> 00:16:19,360 What a load of... 238 00:16:19,361 --> 00:16:21,861 Guilty as charged. 239 00:16:23,632 --> 00:16:26,132 You ready for sentencing? 240 00:16:27,002 --> 00:16:29,270 Is that your strategy? Are you crazy? 241 00:16:29,271 --> 00:16:32,540 I believe you used the same defense yourself on a number of occasions. 242 00:16:32,541 --> 00:16:36,110 I guess I just did not do it right. I am sorry. 243 00:16:36,111 --> 00:16:38,611 (MAN SCREAMlNG) 244 00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:50,592 At this time, I would ask for a sentence of public service? 245 00:16:50,593 --> 00:16:53,093 No, no, no. Not a chance. 246 00:16:53,195 --> 00:16:58,485 The prisoner is to be pilloried for a period of one year. 247 00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:02,397 -Pilloried. -What the fuck is pilloried? 248 00:17:02,404 --> 00:17:03,538 For God's sake, you gotta appeal. 249 00:17:03,539 --> 00:17:05,473 -There was no due process... -Really, Miss Ferrett, 250 00:17:05,474 --> 00:17:08,977 don't you think you ought to just quit while you're ahead? 251 00:17:08,978 --> 00:17:11,379 (SCREAMlNG) 252 00:17:11,380 --> 00:17:15,316 You can't do this to me! You can't do this... 253 00:17:15,317 --> 00:17:21,447 When I get back to the city, I'll sue you, every last one of you! 254 00:17:22,024 --> 00:17:24,225 Oh, my God! 255 00:17:24,226 --> 00:17:26,726 (MAN SCREAMlNG) 256 00:17:37,806 --> 00:17:40,306 Oh, my God. 257 00:17:40,776 --> 00:17:43,276 (MAN LAUGHlNG) 258 00:17:43,879 --> 00:17:45,880 Hello? 259 00:17:45,881 --> 00:17:49,180 WOMAN: You're not scared, are you? 260 00:17:49,618 --> 00:17:50,885 Who's there? 261 00:17:50,886 --> 00:17:53,514 Hell, this ain't scary. 262 00:17:54,823 --> 00:17:57,859 Scary, is not being able to get a pacemaker 263 00:17:57,860 --> 00:18:00,528 because you sued the company into bankruptcy, 264 00:18:00,529 --> 00:18:06,169 and then having to spend my life savings on surgeries instead. 265 00:18:06,735 --> 00:18:10,471 Or dying because you can't afford a doctor, 266 00:18:10,472 --> 00:18:13,675 because the doctor has to charge so much 267 00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:17,544 to pay for his malpractice insurance. 268 00:18:18,380 --> 00:18:20,148 Who are you? What do you want? 269 00:18:20,149 --> 00:18:22,283 (ALL LAUGHlNG) 270 00:18:22,284 --> 00:18:25,344 Oh, a pound of flesh will do. 271 00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:32,260 Miss Ferrett? 272 00:18:32,261 --> 00:18:34,761 Hi. 273 00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:39,867 Good news, Miss Ferrett. 274 00:18:39,868 --> 00:18:44,639 They've granted your appeal, if you still want to do it. 275 00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:47,709 Get me out of here. I think I'm going nuts. 276 00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:50,210 I'll take that as a yes. 277 00:18:58,821 --> 00:19:00,622 -No, no, this way. -What? 278 00:19:00,623 --> 00:19:03,123 Where are we going? 279 00:19:03,125 --> 00:19:05,625 Courtroom C, of course. 280 00:19:06,829 --> 00:19:08,029 Oh, no. 281 00:19:08,030 --> 00:19:10,530 No! No! 282 00:19:24,279 --> 00:19:26,514 -Oh, God. -I know, 283 00:19:26,515 --> 00:19:29,117 and he's the strictest one of all. 284 00:19:29,118 --> 00:19:33,778 This is good work, Mr. Haggard. Very nicely argued. 285 00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:38,960 Thank you, Your Honor. 286 00:19:38,961 --> 00:19:41,829 Miss Ferrett, I have read your attorney's brief and, 287 00:19:41,830 --> 00:19:44,065 however persuasive his presentation, 288 00:19:44,066 --> 00:19:47,735 find no reason to overturn the other judge's verdict. 289 00:19:47,736 --> 00:19:49,437 See, your actions were cut and dried. 290 00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:52,640 You've violated the law, and you must pay. 291 00:19:52,641 --> 00:19:56,310 However, the sentence handed down by my colleague 292 00:19:56,311 --> 00:19:58,613 -was wholly inappropriate. -Yeah. 293 00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:02,294 I sentence you to death by electrocution. 294 00:20:02,885 --> 00:20:05,787 Sentence to be carried out immediately. 295 00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:09,891 Your Honor, begging the Court's pardon, may I approach the bench? 296 00:20:09,892 --> 00:20:13,658 Oh, very well. Yes? 297 00:20:22,538 --> 00:20:24,138 Hi. 298 00:20:24,139 --> 00:20:26,659 (JUDGE SPEAKlNG lNDlSTlNCTLY) 299 00:20:27,409 --> 00:20:29,909 I see. I see. 300 00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:37,150 Very well. 301 00:20:37,352 --> 00:20:38,786 It is this Court's opinion 302 00:20:38,787 --> 00:20:42,023 that, while your client is an unmitigated scumbucket, 303 00:20:42,024 --> 00:20:46,861 her skills are worthwhile and should be put to work for the public weal. 304 00:20:46,862 --> 00:20:52,552 Now, I hereby sentence you to return home to do public service 305 00:20:53,302 --> 00:20:56,182 for a time yet to be specified. 306 00:20:56,271 --> 00:20:57,438 Thank you. 307 00:20:57,439 --> 00:21:01,749 Let's get out of here before he changes his... 308 00:21:04,279 --> 00:21:07,915 What the hell? I thought this was the way out. 309 00:21:07,916 --> 00:21:09,951 It is. 310 00:21:09,952 --> 00:21:11,919 No! 311 00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:14,420 Welcome back, Ger. 312 00:21:14,957 --> 00:21:17,191 Had a feeling we might bump into you again. 313 00:21:17,192 --> 00:21:21,329 And this time, you're gonna get what you deserve. 314 00:21:21,330 --> 00:21:23,164 No! I'm not supposed to get the chair! 315 00:21:23,165 --> 00:21:25,665 Come on. Have a seat. 316 00:21:26,735 --> 00:21:29,637 No! The judge! The judge said I get to go home and do public service! 317 00:21:29,638 --> 00:21:30,705 Isn't that what he said? 318 00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:33,206 Yes! Get out of my way! 319 00:21:33,976 --> 00:21:36,476 All right! 320 00:21:37,045 --> 00:21:39,545 Strap me down, boys! 321 00:21:40,215 --> 00:21:41,415 What are you doing? 322 00:21:41,416 --> 00:21:44,218 I'm getting out of Stueksville for good. 323 00:21:44,219 --> 00:21:47,155 Yeah, I thought I'd be stuck here forever, until you came along. 324 00:21:47,156 --> 00:21:48,322 What? 325 00:21:48,323 --> 00:21:52,193 In my day, I got off more big-time dirtbags with a slap on the wrist 326 00:21:52,194 --> 00:21:56,063 than a lowlife ambulance-chaser like you could count. 327 00:21:56,064 --> 00:22:00,635 We didn't use any cheeseball victim defense, either. We just bought the jury. 328 00:22:00,636 --> 00:22:04,372 But I get to go home and do public service, right? 329 00:22:04,373 --> 00:22:06,007 You are home, Counselor. 330 00:22:06,008 --> 00:22:09,018 And I'd rather be dead than you. 331 00:22:10,112 --> 00:22:12,612 HAGGARD: Hit it, boys! 332 00:22:30,833 --> 00:22:32,900 No! Not this! 333 00:22:32,901 --> 00:22:36,404 WOMAN ON PA: Ms. Public Defender, report to Courtroom A. 334 00:22:36,405 --> 00:22:37,471 No. 335 00:22:37,472 --> 00:22:38,539 No. 336 00:22:38,540 --> 00:22:39,707 No. 337 00:22:39,708 --> 00:22:40,842 No. 338 00:22:40,843 --> 00:22:45,212 No! 339 00:22:51,420 --> 00:22:53,960 Talk about trial and terror! 340 00:22:54,156 --> 00:22:57,391 Still, I think Geri will do just fine. 341 00:22:57,392 --> 00:23:00,728 I mean, aside from the occasional attack of motion sickness! 342 00:23:00,729 --> 00:23:03,229 (CACKLlNG) 343 00:23:03,832 --> 00:23:07,162 And now it's time for business news. 344 00:23:07,169 --> 00:23:11,989 So, Chip, what happened on the shock exchanges today? 345 00:23:12,941 --> 00:23:14,442 Oh, sorry. 346 00:23:14,443 --> 00:23:19,153 Looks like it's time for the spurts report instead! 347 00:23:21,984 --> 00:23:24,484 Oh, boy!