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[Shriek]

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Ah ha ha ha!

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You swear to me, doc.

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It's just like that
nightmare I told you about.

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The one I keep having
when I'm petting Bambi.

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You've got to help me, doc.

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I'm losing my mind.

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I can't seem
to take a joke anymore!

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I mean, achoke.

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I mean...It's like
the man in tonight's tale.

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He's a head shrinker
who's about to undergo

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a little final analysis
of his own

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in a paranoid parable

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I call
the new arrival.

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Don't forget tomorrow
our subject issex
with the supernatural.

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Is it possible?
Is it cheating?

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Have you had it?

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And most important, honey,

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did the spiritmoveya?

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Call in tomorrow and tell us
right here on talk radio 99.

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Until then,
lothar loves you.

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Does your mother know
you talk that way?

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I don't know,

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but the folks
at arbitron sure do.

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You seen my ratings
that just came out
in that book?

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I'm up 60%.

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No accounting for taste.

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You know, goetz,
I heard a rumor.

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They're
going to give me
your time slot.

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Over my dead body.

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That works for me,
daddy-o.

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Excuse me.

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This Tuesday,
get out and vote.

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The U.S. senator
in the fifth district

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is running again this year.

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Don't let him
rattle you, Alan.

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I want you to concentrate
on your show, o.K.?

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You'll be great today.

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Bonnie, do me a favor--
shut up.

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You're my producer,
not my mother.

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Right. I'm sorry.

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It's 10:05 and time
forgood psychology

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with award-winning
child psychologist

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Dr. Alan goetz,

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author of
the best-selling

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the art of
ignoring your child.

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Dr. goetz,
our first caller

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is a mother
from glenbury.

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[Caller]
Where do I get

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my 3-year-old's hormones
investigated?

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Every time I look,
she's m-m--

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ah, she's masturbating.

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Now, listen to me.

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Children rub their genitals

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for the pleasure
it gives them.

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Probably you do, too.
There's nothing wrong with it.

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Ignore it, ignore it.

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Thanks for the call.

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Next, Bonnie.

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It's our friend
from lawndale,
Dr. goetz.

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Nora?

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Hello, Dr. goetz.

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Hi. It's what, four days
since you last called?

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How's little felicity
getting along?

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Burning the house down?

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Not at all.

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Writing on the wall
with feces?

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No, of course not.

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Trying to electrocute
the cat?

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She's banging her head
against the wall.

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I tried reasoning with her,
but that never works.

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Then I threatened to
take away her favorite toy.

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She just started screaming
and banging her head again.

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Get out
of my chair.

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Do you hear yourself,
Nora?

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Every time,
it's the same thing--

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felicity did this...

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Nice shoes, rona.
Snake?

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You're loads of laughs,
lutzmeyer.

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You should get a job
on the radio.

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You'll need one
after today.

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What's that
supposed to mean?

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I know
what you're probably--

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oh, now, now don't
get to upset.

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Oh, now, now don't
get to upset.

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You'll have lots of company
in the unemployment line.

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Rona you can't do that,
we have a contract.

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What you want
to sue us go ahead.

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Sue us.

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As of tomorrow,
this spot belongs to lothar.

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Dr. goetz? Hello?
Are you there?

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Oh, uh, yeah.
Sorry. What?

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But people
count on Alan!

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They need him!

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Oh, come on!
Nobody needs Alan.

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After the ratings
we got today,

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we don't need him,
either.

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I thought that if you could
come out and see her--

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why should I see her?

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I've got
enough problems.

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That's what
I'm talking about.

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Now, wait a minute.

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Lady, are you aware

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that you're the epitome
of the inept parent

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and that your felicity

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is the ultimate
problem child?

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Does that mean
you're not coming?

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Oh, on the contrary.

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I'm going to originate
good psychology

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from your home every day

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until little felicity

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is a fully functioning
little girl!

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We're making
a house call!

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You can't do that,
goetz!

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Good psychology beats
bad behavior every time!

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You're out of you depths, goetz.

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This lady needs a SWAT team
not an armchair radio shrink.

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I'm not an armchair shrink!

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Do you think a kid
did all this damage?

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Either that or
colonel qaddafi visited.

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But it doesn't matter.

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There isn't
a child in existence
that I can't help.

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Good psychology
beats bad behavior
every time.

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It better beat
rotten ratings

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because management
isn't pleased

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being held hostage
like this.

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Rona, why don't you
go home?

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I'd like to,
except you
can't be trusted.

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Oh, shit, anyone got
a pencil?

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It won't bite you.

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Alan doesn't trust
electricity.

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Makes sense for someone
who works on radio.

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Of all the stupid--
aah!

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Alan,
get out of the way!

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Alan,
get out of the way!

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Dr. goetz, it's you!

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You're really here.

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Did she get a shock
from the buzzer?

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I was
tinkering with it
a little while ago.

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I'm a very good
tinkerer.

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How good a lawyer
are you?

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Are you, uh, Nora?

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That's me--
felicity's mommy.

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Aah!

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Oh, hell. She's
doing it again.

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Felicity?

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Aah!

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Felicity, please stop.

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Please stop for mommy.

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Not in front of
our guests, darling.

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Aah!

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Mommy has your
favorite bubble gum.

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Stop! Are you rolling?

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Capitulation
with a bribe

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always reinforces
bad behavior.

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If I don't,
she'll hurt herself.

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The gum always works.

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But you don't understand.

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No. You
don't understand.

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[Banging]

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Listen to the thuds...

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How she's picked
the softest spot

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that makes the biggest
amount of noise,

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the minimum
amount of pain,

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bringing
the biggest amount
of attention.

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Now, repeat after me.

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Ignore it,
ignore it, ignore it.

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Ignore it,
ignore it, ignore it.

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[Glass breaks]

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[Banging stops]

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You see?

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Now she's learned
that you won't always come

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when she calls.

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Bonnie, give me a book.

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Now, all you have to do
is read this.

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Inthe art
of ignoring your child,

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you'll find everything
you want to know.

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I'll even sign it for you.

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I already have it.

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My God,
she must have

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every important
child psychology
book ever written.

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Mmm. She's even got
Max spitzmacher's

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no fault discipline.

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He was very smart,
but he was wrong.

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Please. What could you
possibly know about it?

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I studied with him.

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He was a giant
in the field.

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Who are you
to criticize him?

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Well, I'm a mother,

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and in my opinion,

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Max spitzmacher was
an overrated teacher

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with no real experience
with problem children.

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Don't touch that!

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Sorry.
Friends of yours?

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That's felicity's daddy
with his commanding officer.

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He'll be home from the war
any day now.

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The war?

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Excuse me, but isn't
that commanding officer

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general Douglas macarthur?

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That's right.

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World war ii
Douglas macarthur?

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Nora...

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You know what
would be very nice?

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A pot of coffee.

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Dr. goetz
works a lot better
when he's buzzed.

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All right.

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But you all wait
right here.

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00:11:03,229 --> 00:11:07,233
Well...
What do you think?

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It's uncharted
territory.

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We could do
a whole series
from here.

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The ratings would
go through the roof!

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You're as crazy
as she is.

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00:11:15,474 --> 00:11:17,543
She couldn't possibly
have a little kid.

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00:11:17,977 --> 00:11:21,614
What's up there is
a 40-year-old refugee
from some institution.

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00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:22,848
Better yet,

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a milk-carton kid she
kidnapped at the safeway.

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This experiment is over.

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I'm calling the cops.

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I don't need you

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running around with
half-baked ideas

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about what's
going on here!

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Aah!

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Still think I'm half-baked?

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A look at the kid
wouldn't be a bad idea.

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In here.

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I can feel
the child's presence.

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Give me a break.

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Open the door.

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Ew.

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God, it smells like
grape bubble gum.

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Oh, God! It's all over
the floors.

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[Goetz]
Felicity?

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It's on my shoes!

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00:13:07,653 --> 00:13:09,255
Come on,
they're only shoes!

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00:13:09,755 --> 00:13:12,691
These are
my Italian shoes!

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Freakin' kids,
I hate kids!

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Rona, please try and control
your maternal instincts.

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[Goetz]
The faults are ignored.

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It's typical of older
mothers, really.

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Felicity?

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Felicity, where are you?

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Felicity!

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Felicity?

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00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:10,583
Felicity?

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00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:37,977
Felicity, where are you,
you little bitch?

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Aah!

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Aah!

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00:14:47,119 --> 00:14:49,421
No! No!

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This situation doesn't
seem to be covered
in my book.

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Felicity!

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[Electricity crackling]

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Aah!

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00:15:00,299 --> 00:15:02,301
An electrified door knob, shit!

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00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:04,303
God, are you all right?

255
00:15:04,303 --> 00:15:04,637
God, are you all right?

256
00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:17,917
Look, this is a big country

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00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:21,453
there are lots and lots
of radio stations.

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Radio stations much
better than this.

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00:15:24,456 --> 00:15:25,758
What do you think, rona?

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Rona, where is she?

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[ Loud heaving ]

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Oh, that poor child.

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00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:36,235
What are you doing?

264
00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:38,737
So I don't
get electrocuted.

265
00:15:39,705 --> 00:15:41,740
[Whirring]

266
00:15:47,246 --> 00:15:48,747
Holy shit!

267
00:16:24,283 --> 00:16:26,785
The woman's crazier
than I thought.

268
00:16:31,790 --> 00:16:34,793
[Nora]
Felicity, you're
a naughty child.

269
00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:36,295
Do you hear me?

270
00:16:36,295 --> 00:16:38,797
A naughty,
naughty child.

271
00:16:38,797 --> 00:16:40,032
Don't you get it?

272
00:16:41,033 --> 00:16:44,103
We're not dealing
with a real child.

273
00:16:44,603 --> 00:16:46,572
We're dealing
with a fantasy child.

274
00:16:46,572 --> 00:16:49,108
You mean this
collection of junk,

275
00:16:49,108 --> 00:16:50,609
this is felicity?

276
00:16:50,609 --> 00:16:53,112
Spitzmacher and I
once worked on a case

277
00:16:53,112 --> 00:16:55,180
where the mother
actually dressed

278
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:57,383
in the imaginary
child's clothes.

279
00:16:57,383 --> 00:17:00,886
Nora's
small enough to fit
into a child's clothing.

280
00:17:00,886 --> 00:17:02,388
It's entirely possible

281
00:17:02,388 --> 00:17:05,391
that she's living
a complete double life.

282
00:17:05,391 --> 00:17:08,394
It's amazing.
It's simply amazing.

283
00:17:08,894 --> 00:17:11,497
Yes. A delusional matrix
that's taken years to build.

284
00:17:12,064 --> 00:17:14,566
Our audience will love
taking it apart

285
00:17:14,566 --> 00:17:16,068
day by day.

286
00:17:16,568 --> 00:17:18,070
Felicity?

287
00:17:25,477 --> 00:17:27,046
Oh, my God!

288
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,013
What?

289
00:17:28,013 --> 00:17:30,382
What's the matter?

290
00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:33,218
Rona.

291
00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:34,720
You're still sure

292
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:38,223
about good psychology
beating bad behavior?

293
00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:41,527
We'll discuss this
later.

294
00:17:41,527 --> 00:17:42,428
Let's get the hell
out of here!

295
00:17:42,694 --> 00:17:44,263
[Electricity crackling]

296
00:17:44,263 --> 00:17:45,764
Aah! Damn it!
Locked!

297
00:17:45,764 --> 00:17:48,133
Let me out!

298
00:17:48,133 --> 00:17:50,202
Unlock this door
right now,

299
00:17:50,202 --> 00:17:51,703
you miserable
little monster!

300
00:17:51,703 --> 00:17:54,206
I can hear you
out there!

301
00:17:54,206 --> 00:17:55,207
Nora,
open the door!

302
00:17:55,707 --> 00:17:57,209
Open this
damn door!

303
00:17:58,210 --> 00:18:00,479
Alan, look!

304
00:18:00,479 --> 00:18:02,481
What is it?

305
00:18:02,481 --> 00:18:02,981
What is it?

306
00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:15,761
I wonder what's up there.

307
00:18:19,064 --> 00:18:21,033
I really don't
want to go up.

308
00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:23,068
Just think of the ratings.

309
00:18:23,068 --> 00:18:24,069
Shush!

310
00:18:41,019 --> 00:18:43,522
Shit, what the hell
do we do now?

311
00:18:43,522 --> 00:18:45,591
Ha ha ha.

312
00:18:52,197 --> 00:18:53,765
Nora?

313
00:18:55,767 --> 00:18:56,768
Is that you?

314
00:18:57,269 --> 00:18:58,737
Careful, Alan.
You might spook--

315
00:18:58,737 --> 00:19:00,772
who's the psychologist,
me or you?

316
00:19:04,776 --> 00:19:08,280
Nora...

317
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:09,281
Let's talk.

318
00:19:12,251 --> 00:19:14,253
I can help you,
Nora.

319
00:19:16,255 --> 00:19:17,756
Yes, I can.

320
00:19:21,193 --> 00:19:22,694
Nora!

321
00:19:22,694 --> 00:19:24,096
Damn!

322
00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:26,665
You're supposed
to know about people!

323
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,133
You know nothing!

324
00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:31,703
Bonnie, I swear,
when we get out of here,

325
00:19:31,703 --> 00:19:32,871
you're fired!

326
00:19:33,438 --> 00:19:35,941
You won't
have to fire me!
I quit!

327
00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:38,510
I'm tired
of your arrogance!

328
00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:40,445
It's not my arrogance!
It's your incompetence!

329
00:19:40,445 --> 00:19:41,547
Huh?

330
00:19:43,615 --> 00:19:44,550
Bonnie.

331
00:19:46,451 --> 00:19:48,086
Up above you.

332
00:19:48,086 --> 00:19:49,021
What?

333
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,056
Bonnie.
Bonnie, look out!

334
00:19:51,056 --> 00:19:52,524
Aah!

335
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:11,910
Dr. goetz.

336
00:20:16,415 --> 00:20:17,916
You thirsty?

337
00:20:23,422 --> 00:20:24,890
I need to hold the mug.

338
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:26,925
Could you untie me please?

339
00:20:26,925 --> 00:20:30,429
I don't think that would
be such a good idea.

340
00:20:30,429 --> 00:20:33,432
I'm sorry about
felicity's behavior.

341
00:20:33,432 --> 00:20:35,934
I'm at my wits end with her.

342
00:20:35,934 --> 00:20:36,435
I'm at my wits end with her.

343
00:20:37,936 --> 00:20:39,905
Now you see why I need help.

344
00:20:40,439 --> 00:20:42,441
Now I think of it...

345
00:20:42,441 --> 00:20:46,445
There is a college of mine,
if I could just call him.

346
00:20:46,445 --> 00:20:51,950
Dr. goetz, you promised you
could make felicity better.

347
00:20:51,950 --> 00:20:54,953
Good psychology beats bad
behavior, you said.

348
00:20:54,953 --> 00:20:58,423
Now look here you sick bitch
if you don't untie me now!

349
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,425
I'm going to pinch
your fucking head!

350
00:21:02,961 --> 00:21:04,463
I'm sorry, I didn't mean that.

351
00:21:04,463 --> 00:21:07,966
I know you didn't,
you've had a rough day.

352
00:21:07,966 --> 00:21:10,969
Should I bring
felicity up

353
00:21:10,969 --> 00:21:13,472
after all she is
the patient?

354
00:21:13,472 --> 00:21:15,974
Ah, yes, that's a good idea.

355
00:21:15,974 --> 00:21:20,479
Little bit of love
therapy is in order.

356
00:21:20,479 --> 00:21:22,481
Good I'll go get her.

357
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:43,135
Hi...

358
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:45,771
Felicity.

359
00:21:46,271 --> 00:21:49,608
Your mummy says
you wanted to talk to me.

360
00:21:49,608 --> 00:21:52,611
She says you
haven't been feeling
very well lately.

361
00:21:53,111 --> 00:21:54,313
Is that true?

362
00:21:56,348 --> 00:21:58,450
Well, if you'd
come over here,

363
00:21:58,950 --> 00:22:01,453
sit on my lap,

364
00:22:01,453 --> 00:22:04,956
I think maybe I could
help you feel better.

365
00:22:04,956 --> 00:22:08,026
I think I could.

366
00:22:08,026 --> 00:22:10,495
I'd like to
help you feel better.

367
00:22:15,534 --> 00:22:17,035
You know, felicity,

368
00:22:17,035 --> 00:22:20,539
sometimes people
want us to be
what we aren't,

369
00:22:20,539 --> 00:22:23,041
and that makes us
very angry,

370
00:22:23,041 --> 00:22:26,044
but I just want you
to be little felicity white.

371
00:22:26,044 --> 00:22:29,047
I love you
just the way you are.

372
00:22:29,047 --> 00:22:32,050
Now, if you were
to untie my arm,

373
00:22:32,050 --> 00:22:34,553
I could give you a hug.

374
00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:41,526
Thank you.

375
00:22:41,526 --> 00:22:45,063
Now, here's
your love therapy.

376
00:22:45,063 --> 00:22:48,033
The only way
to beat bad behavior

377
00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:50,535
is with worse behavior,
eh, Nora?

378
00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:52,404
I know it's you!

379
00:22:52,404 --> 00:22:53,438
Dr. goetz!

380
00:22:55,307 --> 00:22:55,874
Stop it!

381
00:22:58,977 --> 00:23:01,847
You ought to be ashamed
of yourself!

382
00:23:04,282 --> 00:23:08,854
Oh, come to mommy,
darling.

383
00:23:10,355 --> 00:23:13,592
I know what
you're thinking--

384
00:23:13,592 --> 00:23:15,660
I spoil her to death,

385
00:23:15,660 --> 00:23:17,729
and I suppose
you're right.

386
00:23:17,729 --> 00:23:19,798
Amazing, ain't she?

387
00:23:19,798 --> 00:23:21,800
Been dead 40 years,

388
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:25,303
and she's still
busy as a bee.

389
00:23:25,303 --> 00:23:27,773
It's love
that keeps her going,

390
00:23:27,773 --> 00:23:32,811
but it's love
that hurts her, too.

391
00:23:32,811 --> 00:23:35,814
That's why you came.

392
00:23:35,814 --> 00:23:38,817
That's why
they all came.

393
00:23:40,318 --> 00:23:42,320
They?

394
00:24:04,743 --> 00:24:07,179
Dr. spitzmacher.

395
00:24:10,315 --> 00:24:11,883
He didn't know

396
00:24:11,883 --> 00:24:13,885
what he was
talking about.

397
00:24:13,885 --> 00:24:15,387
None of them did.

398
00:24:15,387 --> 00:24:16,955
Not Dr. lasilsky,

399
00:24:16,955 --> 00:24:18,723
Dr. kassir,

400
00:24:18,723 --> 00:24:20,792
Dr. pascalumier.

401
00:24:20,792 --> 00:24:24,196
But I have faith
in you, Dr. goetz.

402
00:24:24,196 --> 00:24:26,765
I know
you can help us,

403
00:24:26,765 --> 00:24:28,767
me and my little
felicity.

404
00:24:28,767 --> 00:24:30,769
I guess
you and felicity

405
00:24:30,769 --> 00:24:32,270
should continue
getting acquainted,

406
00:24:32,270 --> 00:24:34,272
so I'll
leave you alone.

407
00:24:34,272 --> 00:24:36,775
I'll just
turn the radio on.

408
00:24:44,783 --> 00:24:47,786
Her favorite show
is on.

409
00:24:47,786 --> 00:24:50,288
[Lothar]
Talk radio 99.

410
00:24:50,288 --> 00:24:52,290
It's 10:00.

411
00:24:52,290 --> 00:24:54,292
[ Lothar continues talking ]

412
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:02,767
Ignore it.

413
00:25:03,802 --> 00:25:05,303
Ignore it.

414
00:25:06,271 --> 00:25:07,806
Ignore it.

415
00:25:09,307 --> 00:25:10,308
Ignore it.

416
00:25:10,308 --> 00:25:10,775
Ignore it.

417
00:25:22,787 --> 00:25:23,788
You'll be happy to know

418
00:25:24,256 --> 00:25:26,324
that Dr. goetz
did get another radio show,

419
00:25:26,825 --> 00:25:29,261
though he was
much more careful this time

420
00:25:29,261 --> 00:25:30,762
aboutscreaminghis calls.

421
00:25:30,762 --> 00:25:34,332
Ah ha ha ha!

422
00:25:35,333 --> 00:25:38,336
I'm feeling so much better.

423
00:25:38,837 --> 00:25:39,838
You were right doc.

424
00:25:39,838 --> 00:25:43,341
A little smotherly love
was all I needed.

425
00:25:43,341 --> 00:25:45,844
So until next time kiddies.

426
00:25:45,844 --> 00:25:48,847
I sending my shrink
to join the others.

427
00:25:48,847 --> 00:25:50,849
You know what they say.

428
00:25:50,849 --> 00:25:53,351
The morgue the merrier.

429
00:25:55,854 --> 00:26:00,325
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430
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431
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