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[Shriek]

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Ah ha ha ha!

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Ah ha ha ha!

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[ Moaning ]

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Next time a book
a table for 8:00, Wolfgang

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I expect to be
seated at 8 o'clock.

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[ Screaming and popping ]

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A good wine.

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Not a great wine.

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But locally grown
that's for sure.

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Ha ha ha ha ha.

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A pleasant enough bouquet.

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Almost reminds me of a good
scream Sherry.

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Hee hee hee hee!

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I hope you brought
your appetite, kiddies,

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because tonight's
tasteless tidbit

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is something I'm sure
you'll savor.

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It's a real
epigoreandelight

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about a nice
young couple

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who find
the restaurant business

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a little hard to swallow.

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I call this adventure
in finedying

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what's cookin'.

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[Moaning]

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I don't know,
I don't know.

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Maybe we need
to expand the menu.

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What about...

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Squid kabob?

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That could be interesting.

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I got it,
I got it--

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squid on a stick.

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Yeah.

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Squid on a stick--

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it's a finger food
and takeaway food all in one.

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Our troubles are over.

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Squid on a stick
will put us on the map.

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Honey, if you bury
that thing in my neck,

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you'll wreck the blade.

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It's an expensive cleaver.
They don't make 'em anymore.

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Squid on a stick
is an even stupider idea

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than owning a restaurant
that only serves squid.

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Remember what they told
colonel Sanders in 1956--

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"a chicken restaurant?
You must be mad."

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If that's madness,
you can count me in.

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Honey, we'll be

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the baskin-Robbins of seafood.

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I think

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erma's onto something.

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Squid is nice and all,

50
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but maybe a little
diversification

51
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would be good.

52
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Who asked you, gaston?

53
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You're just a drifter.
What do you know?

54
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I know this much--

55
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anybody can become
a drifter

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by selling
what people don't want.

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I have this recipe
for barbecue--

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barbecue, any idiot
can do barbecue.

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Not my barbecue.

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I pay you to clean up.
Just clean up, o.K.?

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Hey, Phil.

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Morning, Fred, erma.

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Tough night?

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Tough ain't the word.

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Between the muggers
and the killers

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I'm getting to God damn
old for this shit.

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We got
your squid sandwich
coming right up.

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No offense, but I couldn't
stomach squid mcmuffin today.

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Hey, Phil?

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Let me guess. Squid?

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Ha!

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Hey,

73
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I'm sorry for what
Fred said before.

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He's a visionary.
I respect that.

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What is a classy
lady like you

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doing with
a guy like him?

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Well, maybe it's like you
said he's got a vision.

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You ought to leave him

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and come live with me.
I've got vision, too.

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Well, that's sweet,
but, uh...

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Thanks for the offer.
I'll see you tomorrow.

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Would you like me
to walk you home?

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No. I can take care
of myself.

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Besides, Fred's
going to be home soon.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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[Bell rings]

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Mr. chumley. Hi.

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Feel free to remind me
if I'm wrong,

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but last week,
did we or did we not

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have a conversation
in which you agreed

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you would deliver
into my hands yesterday

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the three months' back rent
that you owe me?

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Yes, sir, we did say
something along those lines.

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And what day is today?

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Is today, yesterday?

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No. Today is today.

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And do you know how I know
today is today?

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Because if today
were yesterday.

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I'd have a check
in my hands.

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Mr. chumley business
is picking up.

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If you could find it in your
heart to give me more time.

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Can I get you
something to eat?

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No!

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The only thing I want
from you is my money.

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I could
write a check--

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but you ain't got it.

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No, sir.

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I'm going to be back tomorrow
with an eviction notice

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and a new set of locks.

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And a new set of locks.

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One other tiny little thing--

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you're one lousy cook.

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You're one lousy cook.

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You fat son of a bitch!

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You can't do that!

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Don't you go.

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Oh!

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Oh, my God, Mr. chumley,
I'm sorry.

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I don't know what happened.

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Oh!

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Mr. chumley?

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Mr. chumley,
are you all right?

124
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I didn't mean it.

125
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You're crazy!

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I'm calling the cops!

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Please, you don't understand.

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Mr. chumley!

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[Dog barking]

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How the other half live.

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Hi.

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Hi.

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Boy, you're sure
in a good mood.

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Are you wearing perfume?

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Well, I was walking home
and all of sudden I felt sexy.

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You're home late.

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What kept you?

138
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What's the matter?

139
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Mr. chumley stopped by
today after you left.

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Oh, no!

141
00:09:06,630 --> 00:09:08,599
No. It's not as bad
as you think.

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Really, now listen
to me.

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You still have
a little room left

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on one of your
credit cards, right?

145
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Right? So...

146
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We take some of that money

147
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and we buy a whole
ton of pork.

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It's the other white meat.

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Oh, shut up!

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Fred!

151
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You should think about keeping
us off the street not in debt.

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I've given you everything I have
and nothing to show for it.

153
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Well, what am I suppose to do?

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I don't know how to give up.

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Look, if you were
to say right now

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that you never wanted
to see me again,

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I'd understand.

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All I can say is...

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I'm sorry.

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You're not going to get
rid of me that easily.

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I married you for richer
or for poorer.

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00:10:02,719 --> 00:10:06,256
Besides, you owe me
a shit load of money.

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I think I'm
going to cry.

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I'll make us some coffee.

165
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There's no point
in doing that, gaston.

166
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We're being evicted.

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Fred 'n' erma's
is history.

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This is terrible.

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This is terrible.

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Hey, Phil.

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What a night.

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I'm so damn hungry,

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I could actually eat
a squid sandwich.

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We're only
serving coffee today.

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Don't you have any eggs
or something?

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We may have
a couple left.

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00:10:47,431 --> 00:10:49,032
And steaks?

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Steak and eggs
sounds great.

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Uh,

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I didn't want
to say anything.

181
00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:03,246
I thought you'd say not to.

182
00:11:03,747 --> 00:11:07,250
You know that barbecue idea
I was talking about?

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00:11:07,718 --> 00:11:10,687
Well, I took the initiative

184
00:11:11,188 --> 00:11:15,692
and spoke with this supplier
who gave me a good deal.

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00:11:15,692 --> 00:11:18,562
I hope you're not
angry with me.

186
00:11:18,562 --> 00:11:20,564
I ain't angry,
I'm starved.

187
00:11:20,564 --> 00:11:22,065
Grill that baby.

188
00:11:26,503 --> 00:11:30,007
I hope you like it, officer.
It's specially cured.

189
00:11:30,007 --> 00:11:32,009
It's an old family recipe.

190
00:11:42,352 --> 00:11:43,854
God, that smells good.

191
00:11:43,854 --> 00:11:45,922
Even the coffee
tastes better.

192
00:11:47,357 --> 00:11:48,392
Hey, Fred?

193
00:11:48,392 --> 00:11:50,427
Your landlord's
named chumley, right?

194
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Uh-huh. Why?

195
00:11:51,928 --> 00:11:55,432
We found his car
and his empty wallet.

196
00:11:55,432 --> 00:11:56,666
What happened?

197
00:11:56,666 --> 00:12:00,170
Don't know. Looked like
a hell of a struggle,
though--

198
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blood all over the place.

199
00:12:02,172 --> 00:12:03,673
Blood? Is he dead?

200
00:12:03,673 --> 00:12:04,674
Don't know.

201
00:12:05,042 --> 00:12:06,410
There was no body.

202
00:12:06,410 --> 00:12:09,413
We only know
he never made it home.

203
00:12:09,413 --> 00:12:12,416
Judging from the car,
if he's walking around,

204
00:12:12,816 --> 00:12:14,718
it's a miracle.

205
00:12:15,218 --> 00:12:18,188
Don't overcook that, erma.
I like it rare.

206
00:12:21,158 --> 00:12:24,094
Whatever's cooking
on that grill
smells incredible.

207
00:12:24,094 --> 00:12:26,029
Throw one on for me.

208
00:12:26,029 --> 00:12:27,564
Make that two.

209
00:12:27,564 --> 00:12:27,931
Make that two.

210
00:12:28,799 --> 00:12:29,766
Ladies...

211
00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:31,802
Here you go.

212
00:12:42,913 --> 00:12:46,416
Gaston, can I have
a word with you, please?

213
00:12:49,453 --> 00:12:51,855
That's Mr. chumley's
handkerchief.

214
00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:53,824
Where did you get it?

215
00:12:53,824 --> 00:12:55,759
He gave it to me.

216
00:12:55,759 --> 00:12:58,028
You're lying.

217
00:12:58,028 --> 00:12:59,362
I can't believe you.

218
00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:03,366
I do you a favor,
and you call me
a liar.

219
00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:03,767
I do you a favor,
and you call me
a liar.

220
00:13:10,307 --> 00:13:11,808
There's your steak.

221
00:13:11,808 --> 00:13:13,276
Hope you like it.

222
00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:23,320
Mmm. That's incredible.

223
00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:29,226
I can't believe
what you said
about Mr. chumley.

224
00:13:29,226 --> 00:13:31,595
This city's
turning into a sewer.

225
00:13:31,595 --> 00:13:34,664
I'll tell you,
makes early retirement
look better and better.

226
00:13:35,165 --> 00:13:39,169
If only I could find
something else to do
with myself.

227
00:13:39,669 --> 00:13:40,670
Mmm.

228
00:13:40,670 --> 00:13:41,538
[Bell rings]

229
00:13:41,538 --> 00:13:43,607
Throw one
on for me.

230
00:13:43,607 --> 00:13:46,343
Hey, gaston...

231
00:13:46,343 --> 00:13:49,446
Is this all the steak
there is?

232
00:13:49,446 --> 00:13:51,448
No. There's more
in the freezer.

233
00:13:51,448 --> 00:13:54,184
Could you bring some
out front?

234
00:13:54,184 --> 00:13:55,752
Sure thing.

235
00:13:58,255 --> 00:13:59,756
I'm sorry, gaston.

236
00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:02,759
I don't mean to accuse you
of anything.

237
00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:04,361
It's o.K., man.
I understand.

238
00:14:04,895 --> 00:14:05,896
[Bell rings]

239
00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:11,501
Hey, gaston,
we got people waiting.

240
00:14:15,305 --> 00:14:18,008
Fred, will you hold
this door open?

241
00:14:18,008 --> 00:14:19,075
Yeah. Sure.

242
00:14:25,215 --> 00:14:26,216
[Chop]

243
00:14:28,218 --> 00:14:31,121
You killed Mr. chumley!

244
00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:35,525
Gee, Fred, you
make it sound so ugly.

245
00:14:35,525 --> 00:14:37,494
You killed Mr. chumley!

246
00:14:37,494 --> 00:14:39,496
Yes.
O.K., I killed him.

247
00:14:39,496 --> 00:14:42,332
Just
hold that door open.

248
00:14:42,332 --> 00:14:44,234
Gaston, Fred,
where are you?

249
00:14:44,234 --> 00:14:45,702
We've got customers!

250
00:14:45,702 --> 00:14:47,704
He'll be right out
there, erma.

251
00:14:47,704 --> 00:14:50,207
Fred, get a grip.

252
00:14:50,207 --> 00:14:53,710
It's a dog eat dog
world out there.

253
00:14:53,710 --> 00:14:56,713
And we're all just different
flavors of alpo.

254
00:14:56,713 --> 00:14:59,216
Hey, don't keep the door
open long he'll spoil.

255
00:15:29,613 --> 00:15:33,116
Oh, I don't know what the recipe
is, but that brilliant.

256
00:15:36,620 --> 00:15:38,088
Thank you.

257
00:15:42,792 --> 00:15:44,794
We must have made
$1,500 today.

258
00:15:44,794 --> 00:15:45,795
Oh, wow.

259
00:15:46,296 --> 00:15:49,299
So this is what
the restaurant
business is like.

260
00:15:49,799 --> 00:15:50,800
What's wrong?

261
00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:53,303
Well, you know,
it's just...

262
00:15:55,805 --> 00:15:57,307
You don't like
making money?

263
00:15:57,807 --> 00:15:58,808
Gaston,
you're a genius.

264
00:15:59,309 --> 00:16:00,810
How'd a guy like you

265
00:16:01,311 --> 00:16:03,313
ever end up
on the streets?

266
00:16:03,313 --> 00:16:07,317
You know how it is--
a run of bad luck.

267
00:16:07,817 --> 00:16:10,320
I'm getting
some steaks
out of the freezer.

268
00:16:10,820 --> 00:16:12,822
No, no.
Um, I'll do it.

269
00:16:12,822 --> 00:16:16,893
Why don't you
put the chairs
on the table?

270
00:16:37,247 --> 00:16:39,783
You and me got to talk.

271
00:16:39,783 --> 00:16:42,852
Yeah, you're damn right
we got to talk.

272
00:16:42,852 --> 00:16:44,821
This has got to...
Stop.

273
00:16:45,355 --> 00:16:46,723
I'm going
to call the cops.

274
00:16:46,723 --> 00:16:49,859
And what will you say,
Fred?

275
00:16:49,859 --> 00:16:52,262
I killed your landlord
because you
owed him money?

276
00:16:52,529 --> 00:16:55,098
There's not much motive
in that.

277
00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:58,568
Besides, you're the one
who cut him last night.

278
00:17:00,537 --> 00:17:02,038
There were witnesses--

279
00:17:02,038 --> 00:17:05,041
those guys that live
on the street.

280
00:17:05,041 --> 00:17:07,977
I wasn't even the one
that cooked him.

281
00:17:07,977 --> 00:17:09,913
Your wife did that.

282
00:17:11,915 --> 00:17:15,418
So, you're going to
keep your mouth shut...

283
00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:18,855
Aren't you...Partner?

284
00:17:21,257 --> 00:17:22,258
Partner?

285
00:17:22,258 --> 00:17:23,259
50-50.

286
00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:25,762
That sounds fair to me.

287
00:17:25,762 --> 00:17:27,263
I supply the meat.

288
00:17:27,263 --> 00:17:29,632
All you do is cook it

289
00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:31,501
however many ways
you want.

290
00:17:31,501 --> 00:17:32,502
[Door opens]

291
00:17:32,502 --> 00:17:34,504
I've got
a little surprise.

292
00:17:36,940 --> 00:17:38,007
I've been saving this

293
00:17:38,508 --> 00:17:41,010
for the day we had
something to celebrate.

294
00:17:41,511 --> 00:17:43,012
I'd almost given up.

295
00:17:43,012 --> 00:17:45,014
I'll put it on some ice.

296
00:17:45,515 --> 00:17:47,016
No! Uh, no.

297
00:17:47,016 --> 00:17:49,519
Mmm, honey,
um, I'm really tired.

298
00:17:49,519 --> 00:17:51,020
We've been here all day.

299
00:17:51,521 --> 00:17:54,457
Why don't we go out
and celebrate, o.K.?

300
00:17:54,457 --> 00:17:56,526
Fred, what's the matter
with you?

301
00:17:57,026 --> 00:17:58,528
Maybe he had a vision.

302
00:18:43,606 --> 00:18:48,111
Fred, dick swartsburg,
just ordered seconds.

303
00:18:50,113 --> 00:18:52,115
He's the restaurant critic
for the daily bugle.

304
00:18:52,115 --> 00:18:54,117
Do you know what
that means?

305
00:18:54,117 --> 00:18:55,618
It means we're a hit.

306
00:18:55,618 --> 00:18:57,120
It means he loves us.

307
00:18:57,120 --> 00:18:58,621
Really.

308
00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:02,125
You see, Fred, it's
your dream come true.

309
00:19:02,125 --> 00:19:06,129
We are all
going to be
filthy rich.

310
00:19:06,629 --> 00:19:09,165
Yeah, I...Guess we are.

311
00:19:25,982 --> 00:19:27,484
Mmm.

312
00:19:27,484 --> 00:19:29,486
Hey, you know,
that's not bad.

313
00:19:30,954 --> 00:19:33,990
Mmm. That is actually
damn good.

314
00:19:35,492 --> 00:19:38,995
Mmm! Yes! Yes!
We are going to be rich!

315
00:19:54,677 --> 00:19:58,081
Here you go,
rare and juicy
like you ordered.

316
00:19:58,581 --> 00:19:59,048
Thank you.

317
00:19:59,549 --> 00:20:01,618
Phil, how you doing?
The usual?

318
00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:06,122
My wife wants to know
why I never eat at home.

319
00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:09,626
If she cooked like you guys,
I'd never leave.

320
00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:16,299
Hey, we got a break
on your landlord.

321
00:20:16,299 --> 00:20:17,700
There was this metal

322
00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:20,136
in the blood sample
we took--

323
00:20:20,637 --> 00:20:22,505
a very unusual alloy.

324
00:20:22,505 --> 00:20:26,643
It came from a knife brand
not made anymore.

325
00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:28,211
We're checking
the company's records,

326
00:20:28,211 --> 00:20:29,712
see who bought it.

327
00:20:29,712 --> 00:20:32,682
We'll I.D. The killer
any day now.

328
00:20:37,053 --> 00:20:40,857
55, 56, 57.

329
00:20:40,857 --> 00:20:44,360
$7,857.

330
00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:47,363
We'd better start thinking
about expanding.

331
00:20:47,363 --> 00:20:49,899
I've got to go
tell Fred.

332
00:21:05,281 --> 00:21:09,686
Almost $8,000.

333
00:21:09,686 --> 00:21:13,189
Ha ha ha!
That is our best day yet.

334
00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:17,160
What's eating you?

335
00:21:17,660 --> 00:21:19,696
Don't say that,
you hear me?

336
00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:21,197
Don't say that!

337
00:21:21,698 --> 00:21:23,199
I don't get you.
I...

338
00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:26,202
I'm going home.

339
00:21:40,550 --> 00:21:43,453
Pal, you're overreacting.

340
00:21:43,453 --> 00:21:45,321
You heard
what Phil said.

341
00:21:45,321 --> 00:21:47,090
We've had it!

342
00:21:47,290 --> 00:21:49,726
Maybe we'll put Phil
on the menu.

343
00:21:49,726 --> 00:21:52,061
He's a cop,
for Christ's sake!

344
00:21:52,428 --> 00:21:55,298
Why don't you go home?
I'll clean up.

345
00:21:55,298 --> 00:21:57,700
No! I got to think.

346
00:21:57,700 --> 00:21:59,569
Suit yourself.

347
00:22:00,570 --> 00:22:03,072
There's got to be
a way out of this.

348
00:22:03,072 --> 00:22:04,073
See you tomorrow.

349
00:22:13,082 --> 00:22:14,584
[Gasps]

350
00:22:14,584 --> 00:22:16,552
I didn't mean
to frighten you.

351
00:22:17,086 --> 00:22:19,088
Can I come in
for a minute?

352
00:22:19,589 --> 00:22:20,590
Why?

353
00:22:20,590 --> 00:22:21,591
I'm worried about Fred.

354
00:22:24,594 --> 00:22:27,563
Well, that makes
two of us.

355
00:22:27,563 --> 00:22:29,232
I don't know
what's wrong.

356
00:22:29,232 --> 00:22:31,300
I do.

357
00:22:31,300 --> 00:22:33,302
He's feeling guilty.

358
00:22:33,302 --> 00:22:35,138
Erma...

359
00:22:35,138 --> 00:22:37,874
I don't know
how to tell you this.

360
00:22:37,874 --> 00:22:39,442
It's Fred.

361
00:22:39,442 --> 00:22:41,744
He's been killing people.

362
00:22:43,312 --> 00:22:44,814
What?

363
00:22:44,814 --> 00:22:46,883
It's too horrible.

364
00:22:46,883 --> 00:22:49,318
This whole
secret recipe thing,

365
00:22:49,318 --> 00:22:51,821
it's Fred's idea.
It's not mine.

366
00:22:51,821 --> 00:22:53,823
Are...
Are you telling me

367
00:22:53,823 --> 00:22:55,491
that we've been--

368
00:22:55,491 --> 00:22:58,327
that's why he stays late
at the restaurant.

369
00:22:58,327 --> 00:23:01,297
I saw him when he killed
Mr. chumley.

370
00:23:01,297 --> 00:23:03,866
I promised
to keep his secret,

371
00:23:03,866 --> 00:23:05,868
but I'm scared for him.

372
00:23:05,868 --> 00:23:08,871
He knows the cops
are onto him.

373
00:23:08,871 --> 00:23:12,375
He said he'd kill himself.
He took your gun.

374
00:23:12,375 --> 00:23:14,077
Oh, no.

375
00:23:16,646 --> 00:23:18,147
Oh, my God!

376
00:23:18,648 --> 00:23:21,150
I'll go back
to try and stop him.

377
00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:24,654
You call farley
and tell him to hurry there.

378
00:23:25,154 --> 00:23:27,156
Erma,
it's going to be o.K.

379
00:23:27,156 --> 00:23:27,657
Erma,
it's going to be o.K.

380
00:23:38,668 --> 00:23:41,170
Fred? You here?

381
00:23:42,105 --> 00:23:44,173
Back here, gaston.

382
00:23:44,173 --> 00:23:44,674
Back here, gaston.

383
00:24:02,725 --> 00:24:03,726
Aah!

384
00:24:10,399 --> 00:24:11,968
Aah!

385
00:24:11,968 --> 00:24:13,436
[Sizzling]

386
00:24:14,403 --> 00:24:17,406
As usual,
we'll do things my way.

387
00:24:17,406 --> 00:24:21,477
I say you're going to blow
your freaking brains out.

388
00:24:21,477 --> 00:24:22,745
[Bell rings]

389
00:24:25,081 --> 00:24:27,083
[Door closes]

390
00:24:27,083 --> 00:24:30,586
Murder-suicide
plays much better--

391
00:24:31,087 --> 00:24:34,590
the distraught couple,
the cops closing in.

392
00:24:34,590 --> 00:24:37,593
They were arguing, officer,
when I got here.

393
00:24:37,593 --> 00:24:39,228
It was horrible.

394
00:24:41,197 --> 00:24:43,266
She picked up a cleaver,
and he fired.

395
00:24:43,266 --> 00:24:44,767
[Click]

396
00:24:44,767 --> 00:24:46,269
[Click click]

397
00:24:46,269 --> 00:24:47,236
God!

398
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:55,778
You said that Fred
was going to kill
himself using my gun.

399
00:24:55,778 --> 00:24:59,282
Fred knows I never
put bullets in my gun.

400
00:24:59,282 --> 00:25:01,784
Nope, never.
I won't let her.

401
00:25:01,784 --> 00:25:03,286
Thanks for the call.

402
00:25:03,286 --> 00:25:07,290
Now, what are we
going to do
with him?

403
00:25:07,290 --> 00:25:10,293
I don't know.
He has a big mouth.

404
00:25:10,293 --> 00:25:11,794
I say he dies.

405
00:25:11,794 --> 00:25:13,296
[Bell rings]

406
00:25:13,296 --> 00:25:14,730
Officer!

407
00:25:14,730 --> 00:25:18,301
Officer! Officer!
Thank God you made it.

408
00:25:18,301 --> 00:25:20,203
Here are the killers.

409
00:25:20,203 --> 00:25:22,705
They killed chumley,

410
00:25:22,705 --> 00:25:24,240
and who knows
who else?

411
00:25:24,707 --> 00:25:28,744
Yeah, yeah,
what to do, what to do?

412
00:25:28,744 --> 00:25:30,413
What do you mean?

413
00:25:30,413 --> 00:25:31,480
Arrest them!

414
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:32,715
I could,

415
00:25:32,715 --> 00:25:34,784
but, you see...

416
00:25:35,284 --> 00:25:36,586
I've developed this taste.

417
00:25:36,586 --> 00:25:38,120
What?

418
00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:41,157
And this would solve
my early retirement
problem--

419
00:25:41,157 --> 00:25:43,926
something to do
with myself.

420
00:25:43,926 --> 00:25:47,463
Farley's flame-broiled
sound o.K. To you guys?

421
00:25:47,463 --> 00:25:50,032
Sounds pretty good
to me, Phil.

422
00:25:50,032 --> 00:25:52,034
What do you think,
erma?

423
00:25:52,034 --> 00:25:54,036
I think it sounds

424
00:25:54,036 --> 00:25:56,806
downright
mouth-watering,
Fred.

425
00:25:56,806 --> 00:25:58,875
Then fire it up.

426
00:25:58,875 --> 00:26:01,544
I'm starving.

427
00:26:01,544 --> 00:26:03,045
It's already hot.

428
00:26:03,045 --> 00:26:04,914
No! No! No! No!

429
00:26:04,914 --> 00:26:06,983
[Screaming]

430
00:26:24,533 --> 00:26:29,572
I suppose it's a little too late
for gaston to save face.

431
00:26:29,572 --> 00:26:32,575
Talk about
afleshin the pan!

432
00:26:35,077 --> 00:26:36,579
I guess that's what happens

433
00:26:36,579 --> 00:26:39,582
when youbutchermoney
where your mouth is.

434
00:26:43,586 --> 00:26:48,057
As for me, kiddies,
I say it's time for taps.

435
00:26:51,093 --> 00:26:52,061
Mmm.

436
00:26:52,061 --> 00:26:57,099
Till next time,
restaurateurin peace.

437
00:27:03,539 --> 00:27:06,609
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