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[Shriek]

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Aah ha ha ha ha ha!

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It was another one of
those hot L.A. days.

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Things were about
to get interesting.

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When she walked in.

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Her name was Samantha
and she was beautiful.

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A regular corpus delicti.

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With a great kiss.

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Cavity that is.

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Something in her socket
said beware.

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Must've been the way they
said hello to me.

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So, sweetheart,

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you say your husband's
been cheating on you

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with another ghoul?

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That it?

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Well, I'll be glad
to hear your story,

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but first I've got a tawdry tale
of my own to tell.

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It's about
a couple of scam artists

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who want to make a killing,

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provided they don't
kill each other first.

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I call itseance.

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I call itseance.

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I am eternal flame.

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In fire, all things begin,
and all things return.

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But...I am not death,

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as the uninitiated
would have me.

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I am point of transition.

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I am breath
that transforms.

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I am life.

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In this flame,

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let me witness thine image,
Prescott chalmers,

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my departed servant.

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In the expression
of the sacred taoist square

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do I invoke your image.

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[Chanting]

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What do you wish to tell us
this night?

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Do you wish to tell us
something, o spirit?

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Jesus Christ in a
cardigan sweater.

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Benny, one lousy line!

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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"Give the money
to my friends, Dorothy."

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The line's
not the problem.

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The deac's
the problem.

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My nightmare is
dying old and broke.

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I got a name for it--
monkey island.

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That's where
loser cons go
at the end,

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dead-eyed and desperate.

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There ain't no life
on monkey island.

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There's nobody
there to deac.
That's why you hate it.

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This isn't Pittsburgh.
Remember Pittsburgh?

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The first time
you went soft.

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The first time
you choked.

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Somebody got dead
in Pittsburgh.

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Listen to me.

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You want out
of this life?
Here it is.

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After this score,
you go your way,
I'll go mine.

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We'll walk away rich.

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What we're doing,
we don't deserve
to walk away.

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Madame leona,
are you here?

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You got spiders
in your veins.

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You're tangling up
my web, sweetheart.

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Will you
quit pushing?

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Can you see all right?

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Yeah, yeah.

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Madame?

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Yes. I am here.

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I'll be right with you.

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[Thud]

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Benny you're going to blow
the whole deal.

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Sorry. I slipped.

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How do I look?

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You look beautiful.

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Come in, Mrs. chalmers.
Come in.

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Madame leona, this is
my new valet Gibson.

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Pleasure to meet you.

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You sound hoarse.
Are you sick?

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Just a cold,
my dear.

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Please, sit down,

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and we'll
get started.

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You may
put the briefcase

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on the table,
please.

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[Benny]
Gee, that poor woman.

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How did I ever
get into this mess?

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How do I look?

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Come on, Benny.

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Tell me
you don't miss it

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with me and you
just a little.

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You want to know
what I miss?

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I miss
the shower after.

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[Knock on door]

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Come in.

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Mr. chalmers,
how nice to meet you.

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Thanks for coming.

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Mr. polosky,
I'm sorry I'm late.

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But your elevator
is broken.

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Oh, perhaps I should have
warned you, I'm sorry.

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Mr. chalmers,

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this is miss Alison Peters,
whom I told you about.

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Mr. polosky told me
there would be
a young lady here.

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He never told me
she was beautiful.

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Because he's
an honest lawyer.

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Mr. polosky's
been negligent
on both our behalfs.

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He should've told me
how handsome my cousin is.

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Please.

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Frankly, I'm
a little confused

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about my relation
to miss--

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miss Peters here.

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Of course.

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As I explained
over the phone,

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I'm executor of the estate
of your Uncle Albert Peters.

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The only man
I know by that name

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is my mother's
brother, who died...

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When she was
a child.

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Some sort
of train accident,
I believe.

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I love trains.
Cigarette?

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No, thank you.

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Mr. chalmers,

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your Uncle didn't die
in a train accident.

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He was found guilty
of masterminding

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the Wilmington bank robbery
of 1901.

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The Wilmington
bank robbery?

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$200,000.

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In his day the largest payroll
highest in state history.

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He got 20 years.

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Well, daddy was daddy.

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I imagine your mother believed
it best you thought him dead.

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That happens in families.

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Well, after serving
his time,

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your Uncle began
a new life in Chicago.

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He started a business,
married,

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and raised a family.

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Now, last year,
your Uncle, Alison's--

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miss Peters'--father died.

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Now, along with
his public will,

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I found a second document--

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details of
another investment account.

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It was opened
under an assumed name

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to be passed on to any or all
of Albert Peters' heirs.

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This is
the account's net worth

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as of last month.

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A little under $3 million.

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My God.

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Indeed.

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However,
there's a problem.

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As you'll see
on the first sheet,

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the account was opened before
Peters went to prison.

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The opening balance
was $200,000. Cash.

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Oh.

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The Wilmington
bank money?

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I'm sure that's how
the D.A. will see it.

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But as far as I can tell,

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as long as we can keep
the authorities out of this,

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you could probably claim
the money without trouble.

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All you'd need would be
the account number.

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Which you have.

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And what do you want,
Mr. polosky?

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Nothing.

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The probate gives me 10%

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from the sale
of the investments.

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I don't want
any more than that.

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Albert was a friend.

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Mr. polosky,
would you mind
if we have a word?

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Of course not.
I'll be outside.

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[Door opens and closes]

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That was
an interesting
story,

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but I don't believe
a word of it.

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You and me both, cousin.

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Although it does explain
a few things about daddy.

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Oh?

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Such as?

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Well,
he claimed to be

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this big
world war I hero.

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The only mustard gas
he saw

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was at
a hot dog stand
at wrigley field.

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I was
a world war I hero.

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You have the cane
to prove it.

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I want to do
some checking.

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Why don't we meet later?

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To talk.

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I'm only in town
for a few days.

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I'm staying
at the park Plaza.
Where could we meet?

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Well, why don't
we meet there?

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For the privacy
it will afford us,
of course.

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Of course.

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How do I look?

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This is nuts.

187
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Why must I
take pictures?
The deac's flowing.

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If the deac
stops flowing,

189
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we whip out the 8 x 10s.

190
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I think
you got hot pants.

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Keep the pics
to remember me by
when I'm in tangiers

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and you're
wherever you're going.

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Milwaukee.

194
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Zip me.

195
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Blackmail got us into it
in Pittsburgh.

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Says you.

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You going soft on me
got us into this.

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Get in the closet.

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Cousin Prescott will
be here any minute.

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I don't want anything
soft in this room.

201
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[ Knocking at door ]

202
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Coming.

203
00:11:26,770 --> 00:11:28,338
Prescott, hi.

204
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A rose for a rose.

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00:11:32,843 --> 00:11:33,777
Thank you.

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00:11:34,144 --> 00:11:37,214
How about an eye opener
for an eye opener?

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What ever you're having.

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[Romantic music playing]

209
00:11:57,467 --> 00:11:59,936
That's a lovely song.

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I've never
heard it before.

211
00:12:01,972 --> 00:12:02,939
It's one
of my favorites.

212
00:12:02,939 --> 00:12:04,975
I play it
all the time.

213
00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:08,445
Did you find what
you were looking for
this afternoon?

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00:12:08,979 --> 00:12:11,481
It seems
our Mr. polosky
is on the level.

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00:12:11,982 --> 00:12:13,483
Ho ho! Really?

216
00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:15,485
It's a top-shelf
portfolio.

217
00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:16,987
The investment group
guarantees

218
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a total buyout.

219
00:12:18,989 --> 00:12:21,491
There's a chance
it could triple in time.

220
00:12:21,992 --> 00:12:24,995
It's a shame
we'd have to sell out now.

221
00:12:24,995 --> 00:12:26,997
So why sell it now?

222
00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:30,000
Why don't we
buy polosky out?
It's perfect.

223
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Give him 300,000,
and we hold on tight.

224
00:12:36,006 --> 00:12:40,510
Well, that would
be $150,000 each.

225
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I don't think
I can get my hands
on that kind of money.

226
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How much
do you think

227
00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:47,517
you can get
your hands on?

228
00:13:02,999 --> 00:13:05,469
Kissing cousins, aren't we?

229
00:13:05,469 --> 00:13:09,873
I shutter at the thought of how
many family gatherings we've
missed.

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Shall I...

231
00:13:12,476 --> 00:13:14,010
No, don't.

232
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I want to see every
inch of you.

233
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[Kissing and moaning]

234
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[Zip]

235
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[Camera snaps]

236
00:13:48,879 --> 00:13:50,881
[Humming same tune]

237
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Ha ha ha!

238
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Ah, you poor bastard.

239
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My Uncle took some shrapnel
in the war.

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00:14:02,893 --> 00:14:04,394
Good morning,
Mr. polosky.

241
00:14:04,394 --> 00:14:05,896
Good morning,
miss Peters.

242
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Morning.

243
00:14:06,897 --> 00:14:08,398
Good morning,
Mr. chalmers.

244
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I've done all
the paperwork,

245
00:14:09,499 --> 00:14:12,002
but as I told you
over the phone,

246
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buying me out
isn't a wise business move.

247
00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:17,841
We appreciate
your concern.

248
00:14:17,841 --> 00:14:22,245
My cousin and I
have made up
our minds.

249
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[Sniff]

250
00:14:26,650 --> 00:14:30,320
Well, I'll just get you
to sign the documents.

251
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[Humming same tune]

252
00:14:37,527 --> 00:14:44,634
♪♪ Adored one, I'll keep
the future clear for you ♪♪♪♪

253
00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:46,970
[Humming]

254
00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:49,039
[Stops humming]

255
00:14:49,039 --> 00:14:55,979
Is that one of
your favorite songs,
too, Mr. polosky?

256
00:14:55,979 --> 00:14:57,747
I've been had.

257
00:14:57,747 --> 00:15:00,317
A couple of
two-bit hustlers.

258
00:15:00,317 --> 00:15:04,821
Or am I giving you
credit for one bit
too many?

259
00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:06,790
Mr. chalmers--

260
00:15:06,790 --> 00:15:08,858
save it
for the bunco squad!

261
00:15:08,858 --> 00:15:11,361
Benny, show him
the pictures.

262
00:15:11,361 --> 00:15:15,498
O.K., Buster,
feast your eyes on those.

263
00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:17,067
All right.

264
00:15:24,574 --> 00:15:26,076
Dear God.

265
00:15:26,076 --> 00:15:29,079
I hope you have
a very understanding wife.

266
00:15:29,079 --> 00:15:31,081
Horrific.

267
00:15:33,783 --> 00:15:35,085
Terrible.

268
00:15:35,085 --> 00:15:37,587
Ha ha ha!

269
00:15:37,587 --> 00:15:41,091
My wife will
never see these.

270
00:15:46,062 --> 00:15:47,330
Christ, Benny!

271
00:15:47,330 --> 00:15:49,332
Damn.

272
00:15:49,332 --> 00:15:50,233
Al.

273
00:15:57,107 --> 00:15:58,842
Prescott.

274
00:15:58,842 --> 00:16:00,644
Prescott!

275
00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:03,647
Prescott,
don't you think

276
00:16:03,647 --> 00:16:05,582
you should
talk about this?

277
00:16:06,283 --> 00:16:08,618
Prescott.

278
00:16:08,618 --> 00:16:10,520
Prescott!

279
00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:15,558
I wouldn't do that
if I were you, Prescott.

280
00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:18,061
Please...

281
00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:19,729
Miss Peters.

282
00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:21,731
You're capable
of many things.

283
00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:23,600
Murder isn't one of them.

284
00:16:23,867 --> 00:16:24,734
Al!

285
00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:25,535
Benny!

286
00:16:25,935 --> 00:16:27,804
Aah!

287
00:16:27,804 --> 00:16:29,806
[Thud]

288
00:16:35,178 --> 00:16:36,680
Oh, no.

289
00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:39,649
[Prescott]
Please, help me.

290
00:16:39,649 --> 00:16:40,650
Prescott?

291
00:16:40,650 --> 00:16:42,652
Hold on!

292
00:16:42,652 --> 00:16:45,155
I'm going to
go get help.

293
00:16:45,488 --> 00:16:48,325
The hell you are.
This is your fault.

294
00:16:48,325 --> 00:16:50,293
$300,000,
and you blow it!

295
00:16:50,293 --> 00:16:51,828
Get down there, Benny.

296
00:16:51,828 --> 00:16:54,331
You pointing the gun
at me?

297
00:16:54,331 --> 00:16:56,299
A man's lying
down there!

298
00:16:56,299 --> 00:16:58,835
You're pointing
the damn gun at me?

299
00:16:58,835 --> 00:17:00,704
Benny! Benny!

300
00:17:00,704 --> 00:17:05,475
[Prescott]
Please...Don't leave me here.

301
00:17:05,475 --> 00:17:07,444
Aw, jeez.

302
00:17:09,379 --> 00:17:10,380
We were close,
Benny.

303
00:17:10,380 --> 00:17:13,383
We were
really close
on this one.

304
00:17:19,222 --> 00:17:21,224
Aw, no.

305
00:17:21,224 --> 00:17:22,826
[Prescott]
Aah!

306
00:17:23,226 --> 00:17:24,627
[Smash]

307
00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:39,642
[Elevator dings]

308
00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:44,481
Next stop--
monkey island.

309
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:50,320
Best double clock
ever,

310
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:52,322
and the
butter-and-egg man

311
00:17:52,322 --> 00:17:53,823
falls down
an elevator shaft.

312
00:17:54,324 --> 00:17:56,793
You ever hear
of a guy dying
like that?

313
00:17:56,793 --> 00:17:58,294
Stupid mug.

314
00:17:58,294 --> 00:18:00,330
Have a little respect
for the dead.

315
00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:02,832
I do.
Very little respect.

316
00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:03,833
Hello, officers.

317
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:04,834
Ma'am.

318
00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:07,170
This is a mistake,
being here.

319
00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:09,205
We gave them
our statements.

320
00:18:09,739 --> 00:18:12,675
We're John and Jane
straight-up citizens.

321
00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:16,012
I'm out of here tonight.
I'm on a bus.

322
00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:17,147
See you next life.

323
00:18:17,714 --> 00:18:18,715
[Door opens]

324
00:18:19,215 --> 00:18:21,251
Thanks for coming down,
Mrs. chalmers.

325
00:18:21,251 --> 00:18:24,087
I know this
is real difficult.

326
00:18:24,087 --> 00:18:25,088
I appreciate
your cooperation.

327
00:18:25,555 --> 00:18:28,825
You can go.
Your statements
checked out fine.

328
00:18:29,325 --> 00:18:31,361
Officer castle
will see you home.

329
00:18:31,361 --> 00:18:33,797
Hold that bus, Benny.

330
00:18:33,797 --> 00:18:35,165
Mrs. chalmers.

331
00:18:35,165 --> 00:18:36,232
Yes.

332
00:18:36,232 --> 00:18:38,234
We're Alison Peters
and Benny polosky.

333
00:18:38,234 --> 00:18:42,572
Yes. You were
with my...Prescott.

334
00:18:42,572 --> 00:18:43,573
We'd, uh...

335
00:18:43,573 --> 00:18:46,376
We'd like
to give you this.

336
00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:48,111
Give me what?

337
00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:54,918
I'm sorry, my dear.
I'm blind.

338
00:18:54,918 --> 00:18:57,320
Oh, uh...

339
00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:58,822
It's his cane.

340
00:18:58,822 --> 00:19:01,090
Thank you, my dear.

341
00:19:01,090 --> 00:19:02,926
Prescott mentioned
you to me.

342
00:19:02,926 --> 00:19:05,895
Something about
a long-lost relative.

343
00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:07,330
Yes.

344
00:19:07,330 --> 00:19:09,132
I want
you to know

345
00:19:09,632 --> 00:19:12,135
that I intend to
fulfill my husband's
obligations.

346
00:19:12,635 --> 00:19:14,103
Now, that won't
be necessary.

347
00:19:14,103 --> 00:19:16,005
Let the lady finish.

348
00:19:16,005 --> 00:19:17,474
As I was saying,

349
00:19:17,974 --> 00:19:19,976
I'll have to
talk to Prescott

350
00:19:19,976 --> 00:19:21,478
and get
his approval.

351
00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:22,979
How's that?

352
00:19:22,979 --> 00:19:25,482
I want to make sure
that the business

353
00:19:25,982 --> 00:19:27,283
has my husband's
approval.

354
00:19:27,517 --> 00:19:30,086
I've made an appointment
for tomorrow evening

355
00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:33,056
with my
spiritual adviser
madame leona.

356
00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:42,832
Madame leona,
say your name again.

357
00:19:42,832 --> 00:19:44,334
You're a wicked woman.

358
00:19:44,334 --> 00:19:47,337
You wear your wickedness
like a caul.

359
00:19:47,337 --> 00:19:51,341
[Imitates madame leona]
You wear your wickedness
like a caul.

360
00:19:51,341 --> 00:19:54,844
See if you can imitate
a dame with scruples.

361
00:19:54,844 --> 00:19:56,346
I pity you both.

362
00:19:56,346 --> 00:19:58,848
Madame chalmers
is sincere woman

363
00:19:58,848 --> 00:20:01,351
who has embarked
on honorable quest.

364
00:20:01,351 --> 00:20:03,786
What you are doing
is disgusting.

365
00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:06,723
Listen to the pot
calling the kettle
disrespectful.

366
00:20:06,723 --> 00:20:08,224
Spiritual adviser--

367
00:20:08,725 --> 00:20:12,228
now,
there's a sure con
if I ever heard one.

368
00:20:12,228 --> 00:20:16,099
You do not appreciate
the powers you are
dealing with.

369
00:20:16,099 --> 00:20:18,935
I appreciate
that I'm getting
tired of you.

370
00:20:18,935 --> 00:20:21,437
You ain't got no heart.

371
00:20:21,938 --> 00:20:23,439
I'll just
shut her yap!

372
00:20:24,941 --> 00:20:28,011
[Chanting]

373
00:20:47,864 --> 00:20:50,934
I'm sensing a presence
in the room.

374
00:20:52,468 --> 00:20:55,238
My departed servant,
Prescott chalmers,

375
00:20:55,238 --> 00:20:57,240
I beseech contact.

376
00:20:57,240 --> 00:21:00,877
In my flame,
let me witness thine image.

377
00:21:00,877 --> 00:21:04,881
In the expression
of the sacred taoist square

378
00:21:04,881 --> 00:21:07,250
do I invoke your spirit!

379
00:21:20,163 --> 00:21:21,831
What is it, Gibson?

380
00:21:21,831 --> 00:21:25,401
It, uh, it looks like
Mr. chalmers, ma'am.

381
00:21:25,401 --> 00:21:28,571
Prescott, is that you?

382
00:21:28,571 --> 00:21:30,573
Yes,
of course it's him.

383
00:21:30,573 --> 00:21:32,976
What about
the money,
Mr. chalmers?

384
00:21:33,309 --> 00:21:36,646
What do you
want Dorothy
to do with it?

385
00:21:36,646 --> 00:21:40,450
Well...Ha ha ha!

386
00:21:40,450 --> 00:21:47,590
Always faithful,
I promised I'd
be here for you.

387
00:21:47,590 --> 00:21:50,860
Prescott...Is that you?

388
00:21:50,860 --> 00:21:52,829
We're waiting,
Mr. chalmers.

389
00:21:53,129 --> 00:21:53,696
Yes, Prescott.

390
00:21:54,197 --> 00:21:55,598
What shall we do

391
00:21:55,932 --> 00:21:58,001
about Mr. polosky
and miss Peters?

392
00:21:58,501 --> 00:21:59,802
Give them the money?

393
00:22:00,036 --> 00:22:03,106
Yes.

394
00:22:03,106 --> 00:22:07,510
I want to
give it to them
personally.

395
00:22:14,217 --> 00:22:16,686
Benny?

396
00:22:19,155 --> 00:22:20,757
Guess again.

397
00:22:20,757 --> 00:22:21,824
Benny.

398
00:22:21,824 --> 00:22:27,530
You might call this
bait and switch.

399
00:22:27,530 --> 00:22:29,532
Ha ha ha!

400
00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:33,336
Gibson,
what's happening?

401
00:22:33,336 --> 00:22:38,374
Mr. chalmers is looking
a bit peaked, ma'am.

402
00:22:38,374 --> 00:22:42,211
Your friend Benny
was right.

403
00:22:42,211 --> 00:22:42,979
Ha ha ha!

404
00:22:42,979 --> 00:22:45,848
Oh, Jesus Christ
in a cardigan sweater.

405
00:22:55,591 --> 00:22:59,429
Aah!

406
00:22:59,429 --> 00:23:01,931
You ain't
got no heart.

407
00:23:15,912 --> 00:23:17,480
Well, maybe al and Benny

408
00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:19,982
will finally
get it together now.

409
00:23:20,483 --> 00:23:23,486
After all, two deads
are better than one.

410
00:23:23,986 --> 00:23:27,490
As for Sam,
it turned out she was right.

411
00:23:27,990 --> 00:23:29,992
Her husband
was cheating on her...

412
00:23:30,493 --> 00:23:33,496
With a zombie
he met on a business trip

413
00:23:33,496 --> 00:23:34,997
out to the ghost.

414
00:23:35,498 --> 00:23:40,002
In the end, I decided to let Sam
handle things her own way.

415
00:23:40,503 --> 00:23:44,006
Go ahead...
Slay it again, Sam.

416
00:23:44,507 --> 00:23:46,008
Ha ha ha!

417
00:23:47,510 --> 00:23:51,214
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