1 00:01:32,143 --> 00:01:35,237 Sometimes life can be such a grind. 2 00:01:35,313 --> 00:01:37,042 Know what I mean? 3 00:01:37,816 --> 00:01:40,080 That's why I like to get out every now and then... 4 00:01:40,151 --> 00:01:42,119 and swing a little. 5 00:01:43,454 --> 00:01:45,922 So much for his family tree. 6 00:01:49,127 --> 00:01:51,891 Tonight's tale concerns a young woman... 7 00:01:51,963 --> 00:01:54,693 who's about to do a little swinging of her own. 8 00:01:54,766 --> 00:01:58,395 She wants to prove that a good man is hard to find... 9 00:01:58,469 --> 00:02:00,937 but easy to get rid of. 10 00:02:01,573 --> 00:02:03,700 I think you'll like this little chopping spree... 11 00:02:03,775 --> 00:02:07,267 I call, "Split Second. " 12 00:02:27,165 --> 00:02:28,257 Hey. 13 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:32,563 I'd been stranded for a couple ofmonths up in the North Woods... 14 00:02:32,637 --> 00:02:35,572 when I took a job waiting tables at the Cummings Saloon. 15 00:02:35,640 --> 00:02:37,437 How much, four up? 16 00:02:42,413 --> 00:02:45,177 I was trying to sa ve up for a bus ticket out. 17 00:02:45,450 --> 00:02:47,145 The money was terrible. 18 00:02:47,218 --> 00:02:50,619 And most of the tips I got weren't the kind you could stick in a bank. 19 00:02:53,591 --> 00:02:55,388 Four rounds in 20 minutes. 20 00:02:55,460 --> 00:02:57,257 What is this, a slow night, guys? 21 00:02:57,729 --> 00:02:59,788 Can't you hold your drink anymore? 22 00:03:00,531 --> 00:03:02,795 Liz, you ever thought about doing stand-up? 23 00:03:03,835 --> 00:03:05,996 Thought that's what I was doing. 24 00:03:09,507 --> 00:03:10,565 Watch this. 25 00:03:11,809 --> 00:03:13,936 - Take a break, Ray. - Hey. 26 00:03:14,012 --> 00:03:16,708 - Hey. - How about going in my truck? 27 00:03:16,781 --> 00:03:18,373 I got sheepskins. 28 00:03:18,783 --> 00:03:21,911 I thought you liked them better when they were still alive, Banjo. 29 00:03:23,721 --> 00:03:25,484 You saying you don't wanna? 30 00:03:25,556 --> 00:03:27,490 I'm saying, just 'cause we got friendly once... 31 00:03:27,558 --> 00:03:29,423 don't mean I care to make a habit of it. 32 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:30,959 Who you kidding, Liz? 33 00:03:31,029 --> 00:03:32,257 If I got you drunk enough... 34 00:03:32,330 --> 00:03:34,662 I'd have you out in my truck again in no time. 35 00:03:34,732 --> 00:03:36,666 That's real sweet of you, Banjo. 36 00:03:36,734 --> 00:03:39,032 Let's save the Hallmark moment for another time. 37 00:03:39,103 --> 00:03:42,004 Hey, hey, hey, let's go for a ride. 38 00:03:42,173 --> 00:03:44,368 You got 10 minutes before you gotta be back. 39 00:03:44,442 --> 00:03:47,275 More than enough time to reapply your lipstick, baby. 40 00:03:48,046 --> 00:03:49,138 You- 41 00:03:49,914 --> 00:03:51,575 The lady's not interested. 42 00:03:51,649 --> 00:03:53,116 You got that? 43 00:03:54,552 --> 00:03:56,144 Fuck off, Dixon. 44 00:03:57,755 --> 00:03:59,620 Drop the knife. Drop it! 45 00:04:02,293 --> 00:04:04,318 This is how you wanna die, shitheel? 46 00:04:05,596 --> 00:04:08,793 I wasn't exactly looking for a knight in shining armor... 47 00:04:08,866 --> 00:04:11,300 but I did like being fought over. 48 00:04:11,369 --> 00:04:15,328 Those days, I was getting offended a lot more than I was getting defended. 49 00:04:15,807 --> 00:04:17,741 Apologize to the lady. 50 00:04:19,310 --> 00:04:20,709 I'm sorry, ma'am. 51 00:04:21,679 --> 00:04:22,805 Good boy. 52 00:04:23,414 --> 00:04:25,314 Now get the fuck out of here. 53 00:04:29,253 --> 00:04:31,050 He didn't hurt you, did he, ma'am? 54 00:04:31,622 --> 00:04:32,680 No. 55 00:04:33,891 --> 00:04:35,256 That was nice of you. 56 00:04:35,326 --> 00:04:36,623 Thanks. 57 00:04:39,897 --> 00:04:41,296 Can I buy you a drink? 58 00:04:52,710 --> 00:04:55,645 After a couple of drinks and a slow dance... 59 00:04:55,713 --> 00:04:57,510 he wanted me to be his wife. 60 00:04:58,383 --> 00:05:02,149 Said he had money and that he'd take care ofme. 61 00:05:03,921 --> 00:05:06,549 I was glad he didn't use the "L " word. 62 00:05:06,624 --> 00:05:08,023 It's no coincidence... 63 00:05:08,092 --> 00:05:10,583 it's the same letter that starts the word "lie. " 64 00:05:12,330 --> 00:05:14,457 I figured, what the hell... 65 00:05:16,167 --> 00:05:17,634 And said yes. 66 00:05:35,153 --> 00:05:37,087 Steve had money, all right. 67 00:05:37,388 --> 00:05:41,415 And a big house up on the mountain right in the middle of his lumber camp. 68 00:05:42,727 --> 00:05:46,595 He made love like a mountain man, which I kind of liked. 69 00:05:47,698 --> 00:05:50,166 And in the morning when he got up to go to work... 70 00:05:50,234 --> 00:05:54,933 I thought to myself, "I just might be happy here. " 71 00:05:56,307 --> 00:05:58,332 ...says you. Says you. 72 00:05:58,409 --> 00:06:00,070 And I'll tell you something. 73 00:06:00,845 --> 00:06:02,107 What's that? 74 00:06:02,180 --> 00:06:05,240 My granddaddy used to do this work. He was a... 75 00:06:07,251 --> 00:06:10,550 What the hell are we gonna do about the annual tournament this year? 76 00:06:10,621 --> 00:06:14,216 Now that Wolf's gone, we got nobody to put on the wood-chopping contest. 77 00:06:14,292 --> 00:06:16,590 - Snaz, you won't believe it. - Artie, I'm talking here. 78 00:06:16,661 --> 00:06:18,891 Someone just said that Dixon got married last night... 79 00:06:18,963 --> 00:06:21,158 to one of the waitresses down at Cummings' place. 80 00:06:21,232 --> 00:06:23,427 Get out of here. Dixon ain't the marrying kind. 81 00:06:23,501 --> 00:06:24,968 I know, but that's what they're saying. 82 00:06:25,036 --> 00:06:27,095 Said he went off and got hitched to Liz Kelly. 83 00:06:27,171 --> 00:06:28,160 Her? 84 00:06:28,239 --> 00:06:29,968 - Yeah. - No! 85 00:06:31,242 --> 00:06:34,109 I didn't know Dixon was into sloppy seconds. 86 00:06:37,982 --> 00:06:39,449 Morning, guys. 87 00:06:39,550 --> 00:06:41,780 Hey, Mr. Dixon! 88 00:06:42,286 --> 00:06:44,516 I just wanted to let you all know... 89 00:06:44,589 --> 00:06:47,854 that as of next week we'll be moving over to the north side of the mountain. 90 00:06:47,925 --> 00:06:50,792 North side? There's hardly anything over there. 91 00:06:50,862 --> 00:06:53,763 I know it, Snaz, but there ain't nothing I can do. 92 00:06:54,098 --> 00:06:56,032 Those goddamn environmentalists... 93 00:06:56,100 --> 00:06:58,500 are trying to protect some fucking moth or something. 94 00:06:59,537 --> 00:07:01,937 Either I lay you guys off, or we move over there. 95 00:07:02,006 --> 00:07:03,769 We appreciate that, Mr. Dixon... 96 00:07:03,841 --> 00:07:05,741 but it still don't hardly seem fair. 97 00:07:05,810 --> 00:07:08,574 That the only news you got for us, Mr. D? 98 00:07:08,646 --> 00:07:12,013 There's a rumor going around camp you went off and got yourself married. 99 00:07:12,350 --> 00:07:14,750 Christ! Word travels fast, don't it? 100 00:07:15,319 --> 00:07:17,446 Holy shit! Are you saying it's true? 101 00:07:17,522 --> 00:07:18,648 What can I tell you? 102 00:07:19,790 --> 00:07:21,257 All right. 103 00:07:21,325 --> 00:07:24,260 Does that mean we're throwing out the rule about no women? 104 00:07:24,328 --> 00:07:26,660 I mean I could use some around here to keep me warm... 105 00:07:26,731 --> 00:07:28,221 besides these pricks. 106 00:07:28,299 --> 00:07:29,766 The rule stands, guys. 107 00:07:30,134 --> 00:07:32,364 No women around here except my wife. 108 00:07:32,436 --> 00:07:34,597 Women can be trouble in a place like this. 109 00:07:34,906 --> 00:07:37,067 Hell, women are trouble, period. 110 00:07:38,075 --> 00:07:39,440 Steve, honey. 111 00:07:39,510 --> 00:07:41,341 Oh, there you are. 112 00:07:42,947 --> 00:07:44,574 Your breakfast is ready. 113 00:07:47,552 --> 00:07:50,385 - What the hell are you wearing? - What? 114 00:07:50,488 --> 00:07:52,752 What the fuck are you all staring at? 115 00:07:53,925 --> 00:07:56,189 I don't want you in here ever, you hear me? 116 00:07:56,260 --> 00:07:58,251 You don't know what these guys are like. 117 00:07:58,329 --> 00:08:00,320 Oh, for Christ's sake, Steve! 118 00:08:02,166 --> 00:08:04,657 Look, I told you to do something, now do it. 119 00:08:04,735 --> 00:08:07,169 I don't want these sons of bitches staring at you. 120 00:08:07,238 --> 00:08:09,001 Sure, Steve, whatever you say. 121 00:08:12,977 --> 00:08:15,946 I don't want you shit-heads staring at her, you understand me? 122 00:08:16,614 --> 00:08:20,050 You'd better act like fucking gentlemen when the lady's around. 123 00:08:20,218 --> 00:08:21,515 Some lady. 124 00:08:21,586 --> 00:08:23,850 She used to sell her mouth for a nickel. 125 00:08:32,430 --> 00:08:33,920 Something on your mind? 126 00:08:35,499 --> 00:08:37,228 I didn't say nothing. 127 00:08:37,301 --> 00:08:38,393 That's good. 128 00:08:39,303 --> 00:08:41,931 I thought I heard somebody saying my wife sucked cock. 129 00:08:46,677 --> 00:08:48,668 Wind plays tricks on you. 130 00:08:49,647 --> 00:08:51,012 Think you hear shit. 131 00:08:53,985 --> 00:08:55,452 - What the fuck... - The fucker's insane. 132 00:08:59,724 --> 00:09:02,522 Hey, hey, hey! Come on. 133 00:09:09,300 --> 00:09:11,734 This what you said my wife did? 134 00:09:14,805 --> 00:09:16,932 Mr. Dixon, he can't breathe. 135 00:09:17,008 --> 00:09:18,908 Let him go. He was just kidding. 136 00:09:19,477 --> 00:09:22,469 Nobody kids about my wife. 137 00:09:26,417 --> 00:09:28,044 You assholes understand? 138 00:09:30,354 --> 00:09:32,288 Everybody, get to work! 139 00:09:40,131 --> 00:09:41,996 What is it about men? 140 00:09:42,066 --> 00:09:43,897 When they want you the first time... 141 00:09:43,968 --> 00:09:46,436 they don't care what anybody thinks ofyou. 142 00:09:46,504 --> 00:09:48,938 But as soon as they think of you as theirs... 143 00:09:49,006 --> 00:09:52,464 they want you to be as pure as the fucking Madonna. 144 00:09:55,313 --> 00:09:57,213 What in the hell was the meaning of that? 145 00:09:57,281 --> 00:09:59,545 I don't want them staring at you. 146 00:10:00,318 --> 00:10:02,343 You're my wife, God damn it. 147 00:10:02,420 --> 00:10:05,583 What are you afraid of? That one of them might fuck better than you can? 148 00:10:15,833 --> 00:10:19,564 It wasn't the first time a man had screwed me because he was jealous. 149 00:10:19,970 --> 00:10:22,336 But it was the first time I'd hated it. 150 00:10:24,041 --> 00:10:26,532 And I felt the boredom coming back. 151 00:10:27,378 --> 00:10:29,573 I can tell you from experience... 152 00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:32,444 there's nothing in the world worse than boredom. 153 00:10:32,516 --> 00:10:34,381 Absolutely nothing. 154 00:10:35,686 --> 00:10:39,622 For a while after that, the men were afraid to even acknowledge me... 155 00:10:39,690 --> 00:10:40,782 though a lot of them had done... 156 00:10:40,858 --> 00:10:42,689 a lot more than acknowledge me in the past. 157 00:10:43,928 --> 00:10:46,863 The whole marriage thing had worn thin in record time. 158 00:10:58,943 --> 00:11:00,808 Sorry to bother you so early, ma'am. 159 00:11:00,878 --> 00:11:02,607 My name's Ted Morgan. 160 00:11:03,681 --> 00:11:05,239 I've come looking for a job. 161 00:11:06,650 --> 00:11:09,118 What do I look like, a fucking employment agency? 162 00:11:10,221 --> 00:11:11,415 Well, no, ma'am. 163 00:11:11,489 --> 00:11:14,390 What I meant was, this here's a logging camp, isn't it? 164 00:11:14,458 --> 00:11:16,153 Who the hell is that? 165 00:11:16,794 --> 00:11:18,091 Don't know. 166 00:11:26,070 --> 00:11:27,662 Yeah? What do you want? 167 00:11:27,738 --> 00:11:30,969 Well, sir, I was just telling your wife, I come looking for a job. 168 00:11:31,041 --> 00:11:33,373 Maybe things are picking up around here. 169 00:11:34,879 --> 00:11:38,474 Looks like a cure for boredom just showed up at my doorstep. 170 00:11:39,383 --> 00:11:41,374 Yeah, it's a beautiful country. 171 00:11:41,485 --> 00:11:43,248 So, where you been? 172 00:11:43,754 --> 00:11:48,214 Well, after I left Denver, I hiked up through the Rockies to the Canadian border. 173 00:11:48,325 --> 00:11:50,088 Yeah? Where you going from here? 174 00:11:50,628 --> 00:11:54,120 I don't know. Maybe over to Vancouver, down to California. 175 00:11:54,632 --> 00:11:56,532 But I'm a little broke at the moment. 176 00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:58,795 I can always use an extra hand around here. 177 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:10,879 Let's see what you can do. 178 00:12:10,948 --> 00:12:13,246 I'm afraid I don't care for those, sir. 179 00:12:13,317 --> 00:12:15,683 How else you plan to cut these things down, son? 180 00:12:19,490 --> 00:12:21,583 Guess I'm a little bit old fashioned. 181 00:12:21,926 --> 00:12:24,121 Well, if that's what you want to do. 182 00:12:25,463 --> 00:12:26,828 Say the word. 183 00:12:27,565 --> 00:12:28,554 Go. 184 00:13:13,177 --> 00:13:14,974 Yeah! Attaboy! 185 00:13:15,479 --> 00:13:16,810 Speed machine. 186 00:13:19,016 --> 00:13:20,813 Call me un-American... 187 00:13:20,951 --> 00:13:23,784 but watching Ted chop that tree in half... 188 00:13:23,854 --> 00:13:28,154 well, it just made me forget all my troubles. 189 00:13:29,126 --> 00:13:33,222 And at that point, I would have done anything for a little excitement... 190 00:13:33,297 --> 00:13:35,060 of one kind or another. 191 00:13:43,741 --> 00:13:45,606 What do you think, Mr. Dixon? 192 00:13:45,676 --> 00:13:46,870 Decent. 193 00:13:46,944 --> 00:13:50,243 Decent? What, are you kidding? Kid's a goddamn beaver. 194 00:13:50,447 --> 00:13:52,574 Fastest chopping I've seen in a long time. 195 00:13:52,650 --> 00:13:56,108 Yeah. I think we found ourselves a ringer for the wood-chopping contest. 196 00:13:56,186 --> 00:13:58,177 Nobody's going to give that kid a shot in hell. 197 00:13:58,255 --> 00:13:59,552 Ain't that right, Mr. Dixon? 198 00:13:59,623 --> 00:14:01,591 Who told you assholes to stop working? 199 00:14:01,659 --> 00:14:03,183 Get back to your trees now! 200 00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:05,125 This ain't no fucking break. 201 00:14:05,996 --> 00:14:08,794 Mr. Dixon, I don't get it. What's your problem? 202 00:14:08,866 --> 00:14:10,458 I'm warning you, Snaz. Get back to work... 203 00:14:10,534 --> 00:14:12,434 or I'll fire your fucking ass. 204 00:14:16,674 --> 00:14:18,198 You want the job, you got it. 205 00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:19,867 Let's get one thing clear. 206 00:14:20,277 --> 00:14:22,575 That tourney bullshit is on your time, not mine. 207 00:14:22,646 --> 00:14:24,614 On my clock, you hack pay-wood. 208 00:14:24,882 --> 00:14:26,008 Any problems? 209 00:14:26,150 --> 00:14:27,617 No problem, sir. 210 00:14:45,803 --> 00:14:47,202 Mrs. Dixon? 211 00:14:52,276 --> 00:14:53,436 Hello? 212 00:14:55,512 --> 00:14:56,877 Mrs. Dixon? 213 00:14:57,514 --> 00:14:58,811 Yes. Who is it? 214 00:14:58,882 --> 00:15:00,179 It's Ted, ma'am. 215 00:15:00,584 --> 00:15:02,518 You said you wanted a box moved. 216 00:15:02,853 --> 00:15:04,616 What? I can't hear you. 217 00:15:04,688 --> 00:15:06,053 I'm up here, Ted. 218 00:15:11,095 --> 00:15:12,460 Mrs. Dixon? 219 00:15:14,632 --> 00:15:16,065 You in here? 220 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:24,405 Mrs. Dixon? 221 00:15:24,942 --> 00:15:26,500 I'm in here, Ted. 222 00:15:27,978 --> 00:15:29,343 Mrs. Dixon. 223 00:15:34,385 --> 00:15:35,852 Oh, God, I'm sorry. 224 00:15:35,919 --> 00:15:38,820 I can't reach the towel, Ted. Please? 225 00:15:46,897 --> 00:15:48,330 Here you go. 226 00:15:48,399 --> 00:15:49,593 Thanks. 227 00:15:51,535 --> 00:15:53,730 Would you dry my back for me? 228 00:15:53,837 --> 00:15:56,203 I don't think I should be in here, Mrs. Dixon. 229 00:15:56,540 --> 00:15:57,632 Liz. 230 00:15:59,610 --> 00:16:01,669 I'm not gonna hurt you, Ted. 231 00:16:02,079 --> 00:16:04,138 I just want you to dry my back. 232 00:16:06,216 --> 00:16:07,945 Maybe you would like to get the front first? 233 00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:11,945 Okay, you win. 234 00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:13,988 Back first. 235 00:16:14,925 --> 00:16:16,392 Listen, I'll come back later. 236 00:16:16,460 --> 00:16:19,122 I shouldn't be here. Mr. Dixon wouldn't approve. 237 00:16:19,196 --> 00:16:20,925 Don't mind him. 238 00:16:21,432 --> 00:16:22,694 I don't. 239 00:16:23,667 --> 00:16:25,294 He's my boss, ma'am. 240 00:16:25,569 --> 00:16:26,661 No. 241 00:16:27,538 --> 00:16:29,005 I'm your boss. 242 00:16:30,741 --> 00:16:32,766 I can even give you a raise. 243 00:16:46,223 --> 00:16:47,451 Shit! 244 00:17:02,473 --> 00:17:04,202 I don't know what to do. 245 00:17:04,875 --> 00:17:06,968 I know I shouldn't, but... 246 00:17:07,578 --> 00:17:10,342 You guys wouldn't believe how hot she is. 247 00:17:11,348 --> 00:17:13,043 She's so beautiful. 248 00:17:15,185 --> 00:17:17,153 I'm telling you for your own good, man. 249 00:17:17,221 --> 00:17:18,813 Stay away from her. 250 00:17:18,889 --> 00:17:21,517 Don't listen to Artie. He's a fucking wimp. 251 00:17:21,692 --> 00:17:24,422 I say, pussy wants a friend... 252 00:17:24,928 --> 00:17:26,020 you pet it. 253 00:17:28,732 --> 00:17:31,633 Maybe I ought to just take my wages and move on. 254 00:17:32,102 --> 00:17:35,594 Shit! Don't let that pocket-climax drive you away from here. 255 00:17:35,672 --> 00:17:37,401 She ain't worth it. 256 00:17:37,541 --> 00:17:40,840 Besides, man, we need you if we gonna win that tournament. 257 00:17:41,645 --> 00:17:44,011 Come on. What do you say? 258 00:17:46,717 --> 00:17:48,275 What the hell, right? 259 00:17:48,786 --> 00:17:50,151 I love this kid. 260 00:17:51,121 --> 00:17:54,420 Here's to Teddy boy, our ace in the hole. 261 00:17:57,961 --> 00:18:02,455 I want to know which one of you has been fucking my wife. 262 00:18:06,570 --> 00:18:09,130 Ain't nobody been fucking your wife, Mr. Dixon. 263 00:18:09,206 --> 00:18:10,537 Bullshit! 264 00:18:12,743 --> 00:18:15,405 I found one of your work gloves... 265 00:18:15,479 --> 00:18:18,346 in my goddamn bedroom. 266 00:18:19,716 --> 00:18:21,650 Sure it ain't one of yours? 267 00:18:22,686 --> 00:18:24,085 Was it you? 268 00:18:26,223 --> 00:18:28,987 You seem to know an awful lot about her. 269 00:18:29,059 --> 00:18:32,756 It wasn't Artie that made that crack about your wife the other day, Mr. Dixon. 270 00:18:32,830 --> 00:18:33,888 It was me. 271 00:18:33,964 --> 00:18:36,091 You son of a bitch! 272 00:18:36,166 --> 00:18:37,724 It ain't my glove, Mr. Dixon. 273 00:18:37,801 --> 00:18:40,634 It ain't Artie's, it ain't Ted's, it ain't anybody's! 274 00:18:40,704 --> 00:18:43,332 For Christ's sake, take a look at yourself. 275 00:18:44,007 --> 00:18:46,475 You were a hell of a guy before you got married. 276 00:18:47,678 --> 00:18:49,669 That woman's driving you crazy. 277 00:18:51,982 --> 00:18:54,177 Let's get the fuck out of here. 278 00:18:59,623 --> 00:19:02,456 - You think the Lone Wolf is still open? - One way to find out. 279 00:19:02,526 --> 00:19:04,153 I don't think I'm going to go with you guys. 280 00:19:04,228 --> 00:19:05,820 Why? What's the matter? 281 00:19:06,263 --> 00:19:09,664 I gotta get out of here before someone gets hurt. 282 00:19:24,348 --> 00:19:25,747 Going somewhere? 283 00:19:27,551 --> 00:19:29,985 He was so easy. Men always are. 284 00:19:30,721 --> 00:19:34,157 Even the ones who always want to be on top just love being seduced. 285 00:19:34,224 --> 00:19:36,749 Is it something I said or did? 286 00:19:40,697 --> 00:19:43,427 You know, Ted, when my husband found that glove... 287 00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:45,491 I just didn't know what to tell him. 288 00:19:46,036 --> 00:19:48,334 I swore to God I didn't know anything... 289 00:19:49,206 --> 00:19:50,969 but he just wouldn't believe me. 290 00:19:51,041 --> 00:19:52,269 Mrs. Dixon, please. 291 00:19:52,342 --> 00:19:54,401 Come on, Ted, I'm not asking for much. 292 00:19:55,045 --> 00:19:58,412 If I have to, I'll tell him whose glove it is. Is that what you want? 293 00:20:00,651 --> 00:20:02,209 I can't do this. 294 00:20:02,286 --> 00:20:04,015 Sure you can. It's easy. 295 00:20:04,087 --> 00:20:06,555 All you gotta do is close your eyes and lay back. 296 00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:08,420 I'll do all the hard work. 297 00:20:10,260 --> 00:20:12,820 - It's not right. - Fuck what's right. 298 00:20:21,538 --> 00:20:23,233 I want you so bad, Lizzie. 299 00:20:26,677 --> 00:20:28,167 You want me, don't you? 300 00:20:28,245 --> 00:20:29,371 Oh, God! 301 00:20:34,918 --> 00:20:35,907 Yeah. 302 00:20:37,020 --> 00:20:39,853 Was this what you wanted? Was this what you wanted? 303 00:20:52,469 --> 00:20:53,993 I can't believe this. 304 00:20:55,639 --> 00:20:56,765 You're unbelievable. 305 00:21:00,844 --> 00:21:03,938 You want it. You want it so bad don't you? 306 00:21:08,785 --> 00:21:10,616 You son of a bitch! 307 00:21:10,921 --> 00:21:12,980 He forced me. He made me. 308 00:21:13,357 --> 00:21:15,848 She's lying, Mr. Dixon. She came here and seduced me. 309 00:22:06,076 --> 00:22:07,236 Kill him! 310 00:22:12,616 --> 00:22:14,345 It was the last thing I wanted... 311 00:22:14,584 --> 00:22:16,677 specially since the doc said it was permanent. 312 00:22:17,754 --> 00:22:20,120 But what are you gonna do? Cry about it? 313 00:22:20,590 --> 00:22:22,956 Maybe it's better to be blind, anyway. 314 00:22:23,026 --> 00:22:24,994 The world's an ugly place. 315 00:22:25,395 --> 00:22:26,862 Hey, kid. 316 00:22:27,164 --> 00:22:29,564 It's me, Snaz. 317 00:22:33,770 --> 00:22:36,500 You're gonna be okay, you understand? 318 00:22:37,541 --> 00:22:40,066 We're not going to let this get you down. 319 00:22:40,143 --> 00:22:41,940 No, sirree, we are not. 320 00:22:42,012 --> 00:22:45,209 - What are you doing? - Sit up. You're coming with me. 321 00:22:46,583 --> 00:22:48,551 Come on. Watch yourself. 322 00:22:49,052 --> 00:22:51,111 You're gonna help us win that tournament. 323 00:22:51,188 --> 00:22:54,123 How the fuck am I going to do that, Snaz? I'm blind. 324 00:22:54,524 --> 00:22:56,492 Yeah, but you're a natural. 325 00:22:56,593 --> 00:22:59,687 We're just going to teach you a few new job skills, that's all. 326 00:23:04,434 --> 00:23:06,197 You know I don't like these things. 327 00:23:06,736 --> 00:23:08,704 You're gonna learn to love it, buddy. 328 00:23:09,072 --> 00:23:12,007 Besides, wait till they get a load of you... 329 00:23:12,909 --> 00:23:14,706 little Stevie Lumber. 330 00:23:15,312 --> 00:23:17,872 Come on with us, yeah. We got you. 331 00:23:21,618 --> 00:23:24,109 Watching the men work with Ted bothered me. 332 00:23:24,554 --> 00:23:27,682 Why were they so determined to have him in their silly tournament? 333 00:23:28,692 --> 00:23:31,183 Didn't they all have anything better to do? 334 00:23:32,095 --> 00:23:33,426 You can do it. 335 00:23:42,205 --> 00:23:44,435 Do it, Ted. Amputate. 336 00:23:44,508 --> 00:23:46,476 Make it pay for its mistake. 337 00:23:46,543 --> 00:23:48,511 Do it, Ted. Amputate. 338 00:23:48,578 --> 00:23:50,443 Make it pay for its mistake. 339 00:23:56,953 --> 00:23:59,114 Yeah, all right. That's good. All right, all right. 340 00:23:59,189 --> 00:24:00,315 Do it, Ted-o. 341 00:24:00,390 --> 00:24:01,584 Go crazy, man. 342 00:24:07,998 --> 00:24:09,590 Yeah, what is it? 343 00:24:10,767 --> 00:24:12,064 Mr. Dixon. 344 00:24:12,502 --> 00:24:14,868 Ted's learned a new trick he'd like to show you. 345 00:24:14,938 --> 00:24:16,735 I don't give a shit. 346 00:24:18,742 --> 00:24:21,074 We'd like you to join us, Mr. D. 347 00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:24,838 Hey, Teddy boy. 348 00:24:25,148 --> 00:24:27,139 Hey, this ain't so bad after all. 349 00:24:27,217 --> 00:24:29,014 I told you he was gonna love it. 350 00:24:29,085 --> 00:24:31,053 Now we got some bigger logs for you to work on. 351 00:24:31,121 --> 00:24:32,554 Yeah? Bring them on! 352 00:24:46,937 --> 00:24:48,871 See how you do with these. 353 00:24:51,541 --> 00:24:54,009 - Do it, Ted-o! - Go crazy, man! 354 00:25:12,529 --> 00:25:14,429 I love this fucking kid! 355 00:25:19,469 --> 00:25:21,664 Get him, Ted-o, yeah! 356 00:25:22,572 --> 00:25:25,541 You got the other one next, buddy, you got the other one next. 357 00:25:43,693 --> 00:25:45,820 Hey, guys, I'm getting pretty good at this. 358 00:25:45,895 --> 00:25:47,362 You got any more? 359 00:26:01,144 --> 00:26:03,169 Great work, kid. You ready for the next one? 360 00:26:03,647 --> 00:26:07,913 Snaz and Artie, and the boys had found what I'd spent years looking for. 361 00:26:09,119 --> 00:26:12,316 The cure for a terminal case ofboredom. 362 00:26:12,989 --> 00:26:14,354 All right! 363 00:26:16,326 --> 00:26:17,759 I feel great. 364 00:26:22,465 --> 00:26:24,194 I love you, guys. 365 00:26:34,778 --> 00:26:37,645 Now, that's what I call sushi roll. 366 00:26:37,814 --> 00:26:39,406 I guess Liz was right. 367 00:26:39,516 --> 00:26:41,916 A good man is hard to find... 368 00:26:41,985 --> 00:26:45,352 especially after he's been cut into so many pieces. 369 00:26:49,459 --> 00:26:50,892 Well, kiddies... 370 00:26:51,027 --> 00:26:54,485 I've got a little chopping to do of my own. 371 00:26:54,564 --> 00:26:56,794 It's my producer's birthday. 372 00:26:56,933 --> 00:26:59,299 He's always wanted final cut... 373 00:26:59,569 --> 00:27:01,935 and that's exactly what he's getting.