1 00:01:31,276 --> 00:01:32,800 There you are! 2 00:01:32,877 --> 00:01:34,674 You're just in time. 3 00:01:34,746 --> 00:01:38,807 I'm trying out a few recipes from my new Betty Croaker Cookbook. 4 00:01:39,450 --> 00:01:41,645 I hope you like shish kebab. 5 00:01:42,453 --> 00:01:44,512 Damn! It isn't ready yet. 6 00:01:44,589 --> 00:01:46,352 Bob's still moving. 7 00:01:49,894 --> 00:01:51,862 Tonight's foul feast... 8 00:01:51,930 --> 00:01:54,558 will begin with mashed potatoes... 9 00:01:54,632 --> 00:01:57,396 then move on to some shrieking duck... 10 00:01:57,468 --> 00:02:00,437 and finish with a nice kill-basa. 11 00:02:01,105 --> 00:02:03,573 I call this tasty tidbit... 12 00:02:03,808 --> 00:02:05,639 ""Mournin' Mess."" 13 00:03:04,435 --> 00:03:06,960 I brought you some fresh bed sheets. 14 00:03:07,372 --> 00:03:08,964 Evening edition. 15 00:03:14,712 --> 00:03:16,373 Shit, look at that. 16 00:03:17,448 --> 00:03:20,645 Oh, fuck the hooch, man. I'm taking you to a hospital. 17 00:03:20,718 --> 00:03:22,686 -Come on. -No. I hate fucking hospitals. 18 00:03:23,688 --> 00:03:26,521 I got too many good rounds left in me yet. 19 00:03:26,858 --> 00:03:31,022 Fuck it, Dancer. You're going down for the count, and I'm calling for help. 20 00:03:49,614 --> 00:03:50,774 Bubba? 21 00:03:51,482 --> 00:03:52,972 That you, man? 22 00:03:57,655 --> 00:03:59,282 Who's out there? 23 00:04:03,161 --> 00:04:05,356 Listen here. I'm a former middleweight. 24 00:04:05,830 --> 00:04:07,354 Fucking doctor. 25 00:04:12,337 --> 00:04:13,565 Dancer? 26 00:04:19,344 --> 00:04:20,868 Shit! Dancer! 27 00:04:27,418 --> 00:04:29,010 Okay, I got you. I got you! 28 00:04:34,158 --> 00:04:36,752 What the hell is going on down there? 29 00:04:36,828 --> 00:04:38,762 I'm calling the police! 30 00:05:04,956 --> 00:05:06,753 Oh, shit. 31 00:05:09,694 --> 00:05:11,184 What's wrong? 32 00:05:13,498 --> 00:05:15,261 You got to leave now. 33 00:05:16,234 --> 00:05:19,397 I thought we were gonna spend the day together. 34 00:05:19,637 --> 00:05:22,162 Well, that was Jack Daniel's talking. 35 00:05:23,274 --> 00:05:26,243 Dale Sweeney's telling you to cop a broom. 36 00:05:27,845 --> 00:05:29,073 What? 37 00:05:34,819 --> 00:05:36,081 Oh, shit. 38 00:05:38,156 --> 00:05:40,454 You think you can just chew women up at night... 39 00:05:40,525 --> 00:05:42,152 and spit them out in the morning! 40 00:05:42,226 --> 00:05:46,026 Baby, in my line of work, you don't have time for long meals. 41 00:05:46,097 --> 00:05:48,122 Keep your paws off of me! 42 00:05:48,399 --> 00:05:50,026 You make me sick! 43 00:05:50,768 --> 00:05:52,429 You motherfucker! 44 00:05:52,503 --> 00:05:53,765 Fuck you! 45 00:05:53,838 --> 00:05:57,569 You should be living in a mobile home 'cause you have no class, you idiot! 46 00:06:01,979 --> 00:06:04,504 None ofthe problems which plague our society... 47 00:06:04,582 --> 00:06:07,915 can be fully overcome without the cooperation ofprivate enterprise. 48 00:06:07,985 --> 00:06:10,886 I and six of my fellow citizens are here today... 49 00:06:10,955 --> 00:06:13,788 not simply because we believe that statement... 50 00:06:13,858 --> 00:06:16,520 but also because we share a common past. 51 00:06:16,994 --> 00:06:19,189 We were all once homeless... 52 00:06:19,530 --> 00:06:21,930 and are homeless no longer. 53 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:25,434 We feel it is time to repay our city... 54 00:06:25,503 --> 00:06:29,030 for providing us with the opportunity to help ourselves. 55 00:06:29,340 --> 00:06:31,433 Therefore, we ha ve banded together to form... 56 00:06:31,509 --> 00:06:35,309 the Grateful Homeless Outcasts and Unwanteds Layaway Society. 57 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:38,878 The Grateful Homeless Society, for short. 58 00:06:45,590 --> 00:06:48,684 You're late again. I guess the great Dale Sweeney really has lost his touch. 59 00:06:48,759 --> 00:06:51,387 I could lose my eyesight and still run circles around you, Climsky. 60 00:06:51,462 --> 00:06:52,952 Who broke the insurance scandal last month? 61 00:06:53,030 --> 00:06:54,657 Friends are starting to call me Scoop Climsky. 62 00:06:54,732 --> 00:06:56,097 I didn't know your friends could read. 63 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:58,691 Face it, Sweeney, your days are numbered, and I'm on your ass. 64 00:07:00,071 --> 00:07:02,539 Stay on your own ass for a while, putz. 65 00:07:07,178 --> 00:07:09,043 So, after a lifetime ofpain... 66 00:07:09,113 --> 00:07:12,082 there will be an eternity of dignity. 67 00:07:13,317 --> 00:07:16,445 Now, in keeping with my usual demure nature, I will... 68 00:07:16,521 --> 00:07:19,718 defer all questions to our society's spokesperson... 69 00:07:19,790 --> 00:07:21,519 Ms. Jess Gilchrist. 70 00:07:23,060 --> 00:07:24,584 Excuse me. Ms. Gilchrist? 71 00:07:24,662 --> 00:07:25,822 Thank you, Mr. Copard. 72 00:07:25,897 --> 00:07:28,457 Shouldn't you be spending money above the ground... 73 00:07:28,533 --> 00:07:30,057 instead of underneath it? 74 00:07:30,134 --> 00:07:31,658 We don 't think so. 75 00:07:31,736 --> 00:07:33,727 Why throw money at the dead... 76 00:07:33,804 --> 00:07:36,432 when you could use it to help the homeless who are living? 77 00:07:36,507 --> 00:07:37,735 That's a good point. 78 00:07:37,808 --> 00:07:39,776 The Grateful Homeless Society feels... 79 00:07:39,844 --> 00:07:42,074 that there are many existing organizations... 80 00:07:42,146 --> 00:07:44,876 that currently provide aid to the living. 81 00:07:44,949 --> 00:07:47,577 Beacons in the night, as Mr. Copard liked to-- 82 00:07:47,652 --> 00:07:49,882 Would it be safe to say that there aren't enough of these... 83 00:07:49,954 --> 00:07:52,514 beacons to keep you from opening up this place? 84 00:07:52,590 --> 00:07:55,582 That is your interpretation of the situation. Yes. 85 00:07:55,660 --> 00:07:58,128 How many members does the society have, anyway? 86 00:08:05,203 --> 00:08:07,068 I only wish you could be the first recipient... 87 00:08:08,272 --> 00:08:09,933 of the Grateful Homeless Society's generosity. 88 00:08:10,007 --> 00:08:13,875 They cut my electricity. My alarm did not go off. 89 00:08:14,345 --> 00:08:16,836 Well, maybe you should buy an alcohol-powered generator. 90 00:08:16,914 --> 00:08:19,178 That way you could urinate into it every morning and have... 91 00:08:19,250 --> 00:08:21,480 -enough electricity for the whole day. -That's hilarious. 92 00:08:21,552 --> 00:08:22,814 Give me a break, Tillman. 93 00:08:22,887 --> 00:08:25,185 No, ""break"" isn't exactly the term, Mr. Sweeney. 94 00:08:25,256 --> 00:08:26,746 Try severance. 95 00:08:26,824 --> 00:08:28,257 -Severance? -Yes. 96 00:08:28,326 --> 00:08:30,658 I'm not gonna play this crap game with you anymore. 97 00:08:30,728 --> 00:08:33,526 Will Sweeney show up, or is he too busy getting his oil changed? 98 00:08:33,598 --> 00:08:36,066 Please, don't do this to me now. Please. 99 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:39,033 All right. How about five seconds from now? 100 00:08:40,605 --> 00:08:41,902 Elaine... 101 00:08:41,973 --> 00:08:43,565 I mean, come on. 102 00:08:44,108 --> 00:08:46,076 Time's up. You're fired. 103 00:08:46,978 --> 00:08:48,343 Okay. Fine. 104 00:08:49,814 --> 00:08:52,681 It's no skin off my nose. I'll just go hit up The Herald. 105 00:08:52,750 --> 00:08:54,911 Great. You want a recommendation? 106 00:08:54,986 --> 00:08:58,319 I mean, it's a great chance to cripple the competition. 107 00:09:37,561 --> 00:09:39,119 Nice place you got here. 108 00:09:39,196 --> 00:09:41,664 It makes the street look like the fucking White House. 109 00:09:41,732 --> 00:09:44,326 Look, man. I got nothing to give you, man. 110 00:09:44,402 --> 00:09:46,734 You got fingers. You got a hand. 111 00:09:47,471 --> 00:09:48,995 What's the matter? 112 00:09:49,073 --> 00:09:51,803 Don't you recognize the homeless killer? 113 00:09:53,077 --> 00:09:54,135 Shit. 114 00:09:54,211 --> 00:09:56,907 I need you to use those fingers and those hands of yours... 115 00:09:56,981 --> 00:09:58,642 to do a little ink-slinging for me. 116 00:09:58,716 --> 00:10:00,684 I need you to write an article. 117 00:10:00,751 --> 00:10:03,049 -What about? -I ain't no killer. 118 00:10:03,387 --> 00:10:05,412 The only thing I am is hard up. 119 00:10:05,489 --> 00:10:07,923 If you're not the killer, then who is? 120 00:10:07,992 --> 00:10:11,951 If I told you what's going on you'd think I had a kink in my Slinky. 121 00:10:12,029 --> 00:10:14,395 Tomorrow, they're having their first planting... 122 00:10:14,465 --> 00:10:16,865 at the Grateful Homeless Cemetery. 123 00:10:16,934 --> 00:10:19,061 -Cemetery? -Go there. 124 00:10:19,570 --> 00:10:21,367 Hang out till sunset. 125 00:10:21,672 --> 00:10:22,866 You'll see. 126 00:10:22,940 --> 00:10:25,807 Do it and I'll spill the rest like a fucking floodgate. 127 00:10:25,876 --> 00:10:28,140 I'll even throw in a few names. 128 00:10:28,212 --> 00:10:29,941 -Names? -Yeah. 129 00:10:30,014 --> 00:10:33,609 City officials with their mitts in the Grateful Homeless. 130 00:10:33,684 --> 00:10:36,209 Meet me tomorrow night, 25th and Tivoli. 131 00:10:36,287 --> 00:10:37,379 Okay. 132 00:10:39,156 --> 00:10:40,646 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 133 00:10:41,359 --> 00:10:42,553 Why me? 134 00:10:43,127 --> 00:10:45,652 Because you look hungrier than I do. 135 00:11:08,652 --> 00:11:13,146 ""A time to keep and a time to cast away, a time to rend and a time to sew. 136 00:11:14,191 --> 00:11:17,092 ""A time to keep silence and a time to speak. 137 00:11:17,461 --> 00:11:20,362 ""The Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away."" 138 00:11:20,431 --> 00:11:22,956 Yeah. Sometimes he forgets that first part. 139 00:11:23,033 --> 00:11:25,524 That's a pretty jaded view of life. 140 00:11:26,437 --> 00:11:28,632 Well, maybe coming from you. I mean... 141 00:11:28,706 --> 00:11:30,799 the Lord giveth you plenty. 142 00:11:31,041 --> 00:11:33,305 You've taken quite an interest in this place. 143 00:11:33,377 --> 00:11:35,572 I'm just following up a story. 144 00:11:35,646 --> 00:11:37,637 Looking for anything out of the ordinary. 145 00:11:37,715 --> 00:11:39,706 There's nothing here but the dead. 146 00:11:39,784 --> 00:11:41,649 Why not let them rest in peace? 147 00:11:41,719 --> 00:11:43,687 -And dignity. -That, too. 148 00:11:44,555 --> 00:11:47,752 Hey, look, I hope I didn't rattle you too much the other day. 149 00:11:47,858 --> 00:11:50,418 It takes a lot more than that to rattle me. 150 00:11:50,494 --> 00:11:53,486 Oh, well, I would give anything to find out just what that could be. 151 00:11:53,564 --> 00:11:56,158 Well, stick around. You're working up to it. 152 00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:59,899 I was kind of hoping to buy you lunch. 153 00:12:00,871 --> 00:12:03,032 Now, why would I want to have lunch with you? 154 00:12:03,107 --> 00:12:05,166 Because I'm far more interesting... 155 00:12:05,242 --> 00:12:07,540 than whatever Gumby you might be seeing right now. 156 00:12:07,611 --> 00:12:10,205 And, you also might be interested to see the story... 157 00:12:10,281 --> 00:12:13,444 that I'm writing on that little society of yours. 158 00:12:14,185 --> 00:12:15,743 What do you say? 159 00:12:17,221 --> 00:12:18,518 I love telling stories. 160 00:12:26,530 --> 00:12:29,021 You know, I was thinking more along the lines... 161 00:12:29,099 --> 00:12:31,590 of a nice, quiet restaurant. 162 00:12:34,171 --> 00:12:35,661 This is quiet. 163 00:12:36,841 --> 00:12:39,275 And you don't have to leave a tip. 164 00:12:40,678 --> 00:12:42,441 At least, not money. 165 00:12:43,514 --> 00:12:46,415 So, I thought you were gonna tell me a story. 166 00:12:46,484 --> 00:12:49,282 Well, actually, I thought it would be better... 167 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:52,148 if we waited until we finished eating. 168 00:12:52,957 --> 00:12:54,356 Why is that? 169 00:12:56,560 --> 00:12:57,788 I lied. 170 00:12:58,796 --> 00:13:00,991 It was just a routine notice. 171 00:13:01,599 --> 00:13:03,396 I needed the company. 172 00:13:03,734 --> 00:13:06,396 You're not gonna storm out of here? 173 00:13:06,470 --> 00:13:08,995 You've already killed my afternoon. 174 00:13:09,273 --> 00:13:12,538 Besides, it never hurts to improve press relations. 175 00:13:13,544 --> 00:13:14,909 You know... 176 00:13:15,346 --> 00:13:17,678 the Grateful Homeless Society... 177 00:13:17,748 --> 00:13:21,047 is very fortunate to have you for its spokesperson. 178 00:13:22,152 --> 00:13:24,586 Are we working up to a compliment? 179 00:13:24,822 --> 00:13:29,020 No, it's just that most spokespersons don't have a sense of humor... 180 00:13:29,093 --> 00:13:31,459 nor do they look like you. 181 00:13:32,997 --> 00:13:34,624 Now I am rattled. 182 00:13:36,667 --> 00:13:38,760 Sure you don't want a bite? 183 00:13:39,036 --> 00:13:40,697 I don't eat meat. 184 00:13:40,771 --> 00:13:43,638 Oh, God. You're not one of those, are you? 185 00:13:43,941 --> 00:13:45,340 Not exactly. 186 00:13:58,656 --> 00:14:00,783 You look good enough to eat. 187 00:14:02,660 --> 00:14:05,629 I have never met anybody like you before. 188 00:14:06,497 --> 00:14:08,089 You wear me out. 189 00:14:10,634 --> 00:14:12,795 Do you really want to see me again? 190 00:14:12,870 --> 00:14:15,304 Oh, yes. I really would like that. 191 00:14:16,206 --> 00:14:18,538 You know, I'm not the type of guy who... 192 00:14:18,609 --> 00:14:22,670 believes in love at first sight, but I think I'm about to convert. 193 00:14:23,747 --> 00:14:27,774 You're the type of girl that I could spend a lifetime with. 194 00:14:37,795 --> 00:14:40,195 Hey, let me ask you something. 195 00:14:41,098 --> 00:14:42,622 Off the record. 196 00:14:45,703 --> 00:14:49,139 What do you think about the Grateful Homeless Society? 197 00:14:50,908 --> 00:14:52,239 Who cares? 198 00:14:59,984 --> 00:15:02,509 -Off the record? -Yeah. Wait-- 199 00:15:05,022 --> 00:15:07,490 Is this your own private press conference? 200 00:15:07,558 --> 00:15:09,389 Is that what this is? 201 00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:13,857 Okay, just go easy with that, will you? 202 00:15:13,931 --> 00:15:16,456 Well, I've just declared a news blackout. 203 00:15:16,533 --> 00:15:19,024 Look, you know, I'm only doing my job. 204 00:15:19,637 --> 00:15:21,605 You don't want to see me do mine. 205 00:15:21,672 --> 00:15:25,335 So, I'm the kind of girl that you could spend a lifetime with? 206 00:15:25,409 --> 00:15:29,072 I lied. I was just pumping you for information. 207 00:15:33,651 --> 00:15:35,141 What the hell. 208 00:15:35,919 --> 00:15:38,080 More where that came from. 209 00:15:44,662 --> 00:15:46,152 Jesus Christ. 210 00:15:51,969 --> 00:15:53,266 Roebuck? 211 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:25,898 Did you go? Did you see? 212 00:16:27,037 --> 00:16:28,834 All I saw was graves. 213 00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:31,601 Who the hell did this to you? 214 00:16:31,942 --> 00:16:35,309 You fucking dickhead. You didn't stay long enough. 215 00:16:38,449 --> 00:16:41,612 You're gonna tell me your story. 216 00:16:41,685 --> 00:16:44,313 You're gonna tell me what you know. 217 00:16:45,589 --> 00:16:48,114 Names. You were gonna give me names! 218 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:53,196 I need that fucking story, you fucking bum! 219 00:16:53,731 --> 00:16:55,665 Don't die on me! 220 00:16:56,700 --> 00:16:58,361 Don't fucking die! 221 00:17:10,047 --> 00:17:12,709 Oh, come on, you son of a bitch! 222 00:17:29,099 --> 00:17:30,396 Fucking bum. 223 00:18:15,512 --> 00:18:16,809 I need help. 224 00:18:18,248 --> 00:18:19,681 Help? 225 00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:21,945 Mr. Sweeney, you need burial. 226 00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:24,248 I need an assignment, Tillman. 227 00:18:24,321 --> 00:18:26,050 You must be joking. 228 00:18:26,456 --> 00:18:27,548 I'm gonna have to hire somebody... 229 00:18:27,624 --> 00:18:30,320 to come in and clean up the mess you made just walking in here. 230 00:18:30,427 --> 00:18:32,588 -You wanted to see me, Chief? -Wait a minute. Wait. 231 00:18:32,830 --> 00:18:35,230 You gave my job to this lowlife? 232 00:18:35,299 --> 00:18:38,598 Yeah. I thought it was about time I had a writer doing it. 233 00:18:38,669 --> 00:18:41,035 I want you to head out to the Grateful Homeless Cemetery. 234 00:18:41,104 --> 00:18:43,334 -They're burying that homeless killer. -Today? 235 00:18:43,407 --> 00:18:46,604 That's right. You better hurry if you want a spot. 236 00:18:46,977 --> 00:18:50,140 Now, look. I don't want to have to call security. 237 00:18:50,581 --> 00:18:53,482 What am I saying? I'd love to call security. 238 00:18:54,651 --> 00:18:56,778 Norma, get security up here. 239 00:19:00,824 --> 00:19:03,452 Never mind, Norma. Just call a janitor. 240 00:19:06,763 --> 00:19:09,596 And so, we commit this soul to eternity. 241 00:20:00,717 --> 00:20:02,241 Son of a bitch. 242 00:21:00,177 --> 00:21:02,145 Crazy bastard was right. 243 00:22:56,626 --> 00:22:58,355 Let me out of here! 244 00:22:58,428 --> 00:23:01,488 You fucks, let me the fuck out of here! 245 00:23:02,399 --> 00:23:05,391 Let me out! You fucks! 246 00:23:40,971 --> 00:23:42,996 Good evening, Mr. Sweeney. 247 00:23:45,642 --> 00:23:48,076 Nice of you to drop by for dinner. 248 00:23:49,846 --> 00:23:51,973 Who the hell are you people? 249 00:23:52,649 --> 00:23:54,378 Well, that depends. 250 00:23:55,785 --> 00:23:58,117 Until recently, we were known as... 251 00:23:58,188 --> 00:24:00,179 the infamous Homeless Killer. 252 00:24:01,057 --> 00:24:03,821 But now, you may refer to us as... 253 00:24:03,894 --> 00:24:07,330 the Grateful Homeless Outcasts and Unwanteds Layaway Society. 254 00:24:11,468 --> 00:24:12,662 Ghouls? 255 00:24:13,336 --> 00:24:16,271 It's been so long since we've had fresh meat. 256 00:24:22,913 --> 00:24:23,937 No! 257 00:24:28,852 --> 00:24:30,820 Oh, God. Climsky! 258 00:24:30,887 --> 00:24:34,482 Don't mind me, Sweeney. I just stopped in for a scoop. 259 00:24:38,695 --> 00:24:40,560 I'm not really hungry. 260 00:24:40,630 --> 00:24:42,154 I'll just pick. 261 00:25:06,856 --> 00:25:07,948 Jess. 262 00:25:09,793 --> 00:25:13,229 I know. I said I don't eat meat. 263 00:25:14,464 --> 00:25:16,432 -I lied. -Help me. 264 00:25:22,739 --> 00:25:26,140 If you don't mind, I think I'll just help myself. 265 00:25:29,312 --> 00:25:31,803 I knew you'd be good enough to eat. 266 00:25:46,129 --> 00:25:48,620 Pretty tasteless, wouldn't you say? 267 00:25:48,732 --> 00:25:51,326 I guess, in the end, Mr. Sweeney learned... 268 00:25:51,401 --> 00:25:54,598 not to go digging into other people's business. 269 00:25:54,671 --> 00:25:58,732 Although, you'll be happy to hear, he's found himself a new career. 270 00:25:58,808 --> 00:26:00,469 As a ghost writer. 271 00:26:02,612 --> 00:26:05,479 So, still hungry for dessert? 272 00:26:05,882 --> 00:26:08,544 I hope you like Cannibal's Soup. 273 00:26:09,085 --> 00:26:10,882 It's M'm! M'm! Good! 274 00:26:46,389 --> 00:26:47,378 English