1 00:00:02,836 --> 00:00:06,840 SHH. AW, THERE, THERE. 2 00:00:07,340 --> 00:00:10,343 ISN'T HE JUST SO CUTE... 3 00:00:10,378 --> 00:00:11,309 THAT YOU WANT TO- 4 00:00:11,344 --> 00:00:15,348 WHOOPS! CRYPT KEEPER HERE, KIDDIES. 5 00:00:15,383 --> 00:00:17,816 AND SPEAKING OF KIDDIES, 6 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:20,854 TONIGHT'S SICKENING SAGA SHOULD BE SUBTITLED 7 00:00:20,889 --> 00:00:22,856 A TALE FROM THE CRIB. 8 00:00:22,891 --> 00:00:24,322 YES, FEAR FANS, 9 00:00:24,357 --> 00:00:27,861 I'VE GOT A REAL NURSERY CRIME FOR YOU THIS TIME. 10 00:00:27,896 --> 00:00:30,363 IT'S ALL ABOUT THE HUMBLE BEGINNINGS 11 00:00:30,398 --> 00:00:32,866 OF MY FAVORITE HORROR HERO. 12 00:00:33,366 --> 00:00:34,868 SO CALL THE BABYSITTER 13 00:00:35,368 --> 00:00:37,335 AND BREAK OUT THE BARF BAGS 14 00:00:37,370 --> 00:00:39,372 AS I NARRATE A NAUSEATING NOVELLA 15 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:42,841 WITH A VERY SPECIAL PLACE IN MY HEART. 16 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:47,881 I AFFECTIONATELY CALL THIS ONE LOWER BERTH. 17 00:01:01,394 --> 00:01:02,896 Man: GUESS YOUR WEIGHT! 18 00:01:02,931 --> 00:01:04,397 GUESS YOUR WEIGHT! 19 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:15,408 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 20 00:01:15,443 --> 00:01:17,876 BOYS AND GIRLS, 21 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:21,414 STEP RIGHT UP AND BE PREPARED TO GASP, TO SWOON, 22 00:01:21,449 --> 00:01:23,381 TO FEAST YOUR DISBELIEVING EYES 23 00:01:23,416 --> 00:01:26,920 ON THE MOST ASTOUNDING ARRAY OF FREAKS AND ODDITIES 24 00:01:26,955 --> 00:01:29,888 EVER GATHERED TOGETHER UNDER ONE TENT! 25 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:33,426 SEE THE PITEOUS PRODUCTS OF GOD'S TWISTED SENSE OF HUMOR. 26 00:01:33,461 --> 00:01:37,263 VIEW WITH YOUR VERY EYES THE ALARMING CONSEQUENCES 27 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:40,066 OF NATURE'S MOST HEINOUS MISCALCULATIONS. 28 00:01:40,567 --> 00:01:43,034 WITNESS, IF YOU DARE, 29 00:01:43,069 --> 00:01:46,573 THE RESULTS OF THE MOST UNNATURAL INBREEDING. 30 00:01:46,608 --> 00:01:48,942 MAN OR MONSTER? HUMAN OR HORROR? 31 00:01:48,977 --> 00:01:51,361 YOU BE THE JUDGE AND JURY. 32 00:01:51,396 --> 00:01:53,711 SEE FANNY THE FAT LADY, 33 00:01:53,746 --> 00:01:57,250 OVER 450 POUNDS OF BOVINE BEAUTY. 34 00:01:57,285 --> 00:01:58,716 PAY A VISIT TO THE LITTLES- 35 00:01:58,751 --> 00:02:02,255 A FAMILY SO SMALL, THEY LIVE IN A SHOE BOX. 36 00:02:02,290 --> 00:02:05,758 WITNESS THE STUPEFYING SKULL FACE, 37 00:02:06,259 --> 00:02:08,261 A LIVING HUMAN SKELETON. 38 00:02:08,761 --> 00:02:10,630 AND FINALLY, OUR STAR ATTRACTION, 39 00:02:10,665 --> 00:02:12,514 THE AMAZING ENOCH! 40 00:02:12,549 --> 00:02:15,760 A DISPLAY SO BIZARRE, YOU HAVE TO SEE IT 41 00:02:15,795 --> 00:02:18,972 WITH YOUR VERY SELFSAME EYES TO BELIEVE IT. 42 00:02:19,472 --> 00:02:20,974 SO, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS, 43 00:02:21,474 --> 00:02:22,976 STEP RIGHT UP. RIGHT THIS WAY. 44 00:02:23,476 --> 00:02:24,442 FOR ONE THIN DIME, 45 00:02:24,477 --> 00:02:25,443 A TENTH PART OF A DOLLAR, 46 00:02:25,478 --> 00:02:28,481 YOU MAY AVAIL YOURSELF OF THIS FANTASTIC EXHIBIT! 47 00:02:28,516 --> 00:02:29,983 RIGHT THIS WAY, SIR! 48 00:02:30,018 --> 00:02:31,416 WATCH YOUR STEP. 49 00:02:31,451 --> 00:02:33,453 DON'T RUSH. THERE'LL BE PLENTY OF ROOM FOR ALL! 50 00:02:33,488 --> 00:02:35,722 AND WE SHALL HAVE REPEATED SHOWINGS 51 00:02:35,757 --> 00:02:37,957 UNTIL EVERY MAN, WOMAN, AND CHILD 52 00:02:37,992 --> 00:02:39,290 CAN AVAIL THEMSELVES 53 00:02:39,325 --> 00:02:42,045 OF THIS INTERESTING AND EDUCATIONAL EXHIBIT. 54 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:44,022 STEP LIGHTLY, SIR. THAT'S THE IDEA. 55 00:02:44,057 --> 00:02:45,965 FEELEY'S FANTASTIC FAIRWAY OF FREAKS. 56 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,967 SHOW TIME NOW BEGINNING! 57 00:02:48,418 --> 00:02:49,836 Man: ENOCH! 58 00:02:49,871 --> 00:02:52,103 ENOCH! 59 00:02:52,138 --> 00:02:56,059 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? HUH? 60 00:02:56,094 --> 00:02:57,578 YOU'RE A NAUGHTY BOY! 61 00:02:57,613 --> 00:02:59,027 YOU HEAR ME? NAUGHTY! 62 00:02:59,062 --> 00:03:03,833 COME ON. GET UP. COME ON! COME ON! 63 00:03:03,868 --> 00:03:08,605 INTRODUCING FANNY THE FAT LADY! 64 00:03:12,108 --> 00:03:15,577 COME ON. 65 00:03:15,612 --> 00:03:17,113 NOW, GET IN THERE. 66 00:03:17,148 --> 00:03:19,115 GO ON! 67 00:03:23,286 --> 00:03:24,252 STAY THERE, YOU HEAR? 68 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:29,425 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MEET THE LITTLES. 69 00:03:29,926 --> 00:03:31,794 Audience: OH! 70 00:03:31,829 --> 00:03:33,811 AW! 71 00:03:33,846 --> 00:03:35,265 HOW'D YOU GET OUT OF THERE? 72 00:03:35,300 --> 00:03:36,731 HUH? TELL ME. 73 00:03:36,766 --> 00:03:40,770 AND FINALLY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE STAR ATTRACTION 74 00:03:40,805 --> 00:03:43,790 AT FEELEY'S FANTASTIC FAIRWAY OF FREAKS- 75 00:03:43,825 --> 00:03:46,741 THE MOST ALARMING AND UNUSUAL ODDITY 76 00:03:46,776 --> 00:03:51,030 EVER TO BE PUT ON DISPLAY ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, ANYPLACE. 77 00:03:51,065 --> 00:03:52,031 Man: NOW, NO MORE! 78 00:03:52,532 --> 00:03:52,532 Man: NOW, NO MORE! 79 00:03:57,537 --> 00:03:59,539 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 80 00:03:59,574 --> 00:04:01,808 BOYS AND GIRLS, 81 00:04:01,843 --> 00:04:04,444 LOOK UPON ENOCH... 82 00:04:04,479 --> 00:04:07,046 THE 2-FACED MAN! 83 00:04:08,548 --> 00:04:10,049 Woman: I CAN'T SEE! 84 00:04:10,084 --> 00:04:11,551 Audience: OH! 85 00:04:30,737 --> 00:04:32,153 Feeley: HOW MANY TIMES, SICKLES? 86 00:04:32,188 --> 00:04:34,757 HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU 87 00:04:34,792 --> 00:04:37,327 TO GET HIM IN HIS CAGE BEFORE SHOW TIME? 88 00:04:37,362 --> 00:04:39,329 YES, SIR, MR. FEELEY. 89 00:04:39,829 --> 00:04:41,331 I DON'T KNOW HOW HE GETS OUT. 90 00:04:41,366 --> 00:04:43,298 IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN. 91 00:04:43,333 --> 00:04:46,085 OF THAT YOU MAY BE SURE, MR. SICKLES. 92 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:49,231 BECAUSE THE NEXT TIME IT DOES HAPPEN, 93 00:04:49,266 --> 00:04:52,697 THEN I SHALL BE HAPPY TO DISCUSS WITH YOU 94 00:04:52,732 --> 00:04:56,129 THE RETIREMENT OF YOUR MOST AMAZING ENOCH. 95 00:04:56,164 --> 00:04:59,132 NOW, WAIT A MINUTE, MR. FEELEY. 96 00:04:59,167 --> 00:05:01,099 WITHOUT ME AND ENOCH, 97 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:03,636 YOU'RE NO DIFFERENT THAN ANY OTHER 2-BIT SIDESHOW. 98 00:05:03,671 --> 00:05:06,639 HE'S THE ONLY THING YOU GOT THAT'S DIFFERENT. 99 00:05:06,674 --> 00:05:09,409 ENOCH IS SPECIAL. 100 00:05:09,444 --> 00:05:12,110 ENOCH IS DYING. 101 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:16,449 DID YOU REALLY THINK YOU COULD BRIBE THE COMPANY DOCTOR 102 00:05:16,484 --> 00:05:17,865 TO KEEP IT FROM ME? 103 00:05:17,900 --> 00:05:20,868 WELL, APPARENTLY YOUR FREAK 104 00:05:20,903 --> 00:05:24,907 ISN'T THE ONLY ONE WITH 2 FACES, IS HE? 105 00:05:28,411 --> 00:05:32,915 NO, SICKLES, YOUR MEAL TICKET'S GODFORSAKEN LIFE 106 00:05:32,950 --> 00:05:35,418 IS WINDING TOWARD A MERCIFUL END, 107 00:05:35,918 --> 00:05:39,839 SO PLEASE DON'T TELL ME HOW MUCH I NEED YOU! 108 00:05:39,874 --> 00:05:43,142 WE'LL PLAY IT OUT AS LONG AS IT TAKES- 109 00:05:43,177 --> 00:05:44,609 A MONTH, A WEEK, 110 00:05:44,644 --> 00:05:48,147 BUT AS LONG AS YOU OWN HIM, 111 00:05:48,182 --> 00:05:50,114 THEN I OWN YOU, 112 00:05:50,149 --> 00:05:53,444 AND WE DO THINGS MY WAY! 113 00:05:53,479 --> 00:05:56,739 UNDERSTAND, MR. SICKLES? 114 00:05:57,240 --> 00:05:57,240 UNDERSTAND, MR. SICKLES? 115 00:06:14,957 --> 00:06:18,177 Sickles: YOU'VE BEEN A VERY NAUGHTY BOY, ENOCH. 116 00:06:19,095 --> 00:06:20,596 YOU HEAR ME? 117 00:06:20,631 --> 00:06:22,098 NAUGHTY BOY! 118 00:06:23,099 --> 00:06:25,601 NAUGHTY! 119 00:06:39,315 --> 00:06:41,317 ENOCH'S SPECIAL. 120 00:06:51,494 --> 00:06:53,688 I SEE YOU PREFER A LOWER BERTH. 121 00:06:53,723 --> 00:06:55,882 WHO ARE YOU? HOW'D YOU GET IN HERE? 122 00:06:56,382 --> 00:06:58,050 THE DOOR, MR. SICKLES. 123 00:06:58,085 --> 00:06:59,684 CALL ME UNCONVENTIONAL. 124 00:06:59,719 --> 00:07:02,136 HOW ABOUT I CALL A POLICEMAN? 125 00:07:02,171 --> 00:07:04,674 OH, I DON'T THINK YOU WANT TO DO THAT. 126 00:07:05,174 --> 00:07:05,675 OH, NO? WHY NOT? 127 00:07:06,175 --> 00:07:10,096 BECAUSE, MR. SICKLES, I'M YOUR SALVATION. 128 00:07:10,131 --> 00:07:12,864 THAT'S WHY. 129 00:07:12,899 --> 00:07:16,819 DR. ZACHARY KLING, AT YOUR SERVICE. 130 00:07:16,854 --> 00:07:20,239 PLEASE. PLEASE. 131 00:07:20,740 --> 00:07:24,243 DON'T LET ME INTERRUPT YOUR SUPPER. 132 00:07:27,530 --> 00:07:28,496 "AT YOUR SERVICE," YOU SAY. 133 00:07:28,531 --> 00:07:30,783 WHAT KIND OF SERVICE MAY THAT BE? 134 00:07:30,818 --> 00:07:33,178 WELL, LET'S NOT BE COY, MR. SICKLES. 135 00:07:33,213 --> 00:07:35,538 I OVERHEARD YOUR, SHALL WE SAY, 136 00:07:35,573 --> 00:07:37,422 ALTERCATION WITH THE OWNER. 137 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:39,759 IT SEEMS YOUR DAYS HERE MAY BE NUMBERED. 138 00:07:39,794 --> 00:07:41,761 DO CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG. 139 00:07:42,261 --> 00:07:43,262 WELL, WHAT OF IT? 140 00:07:43,763 --> 00:07:45,681 WELL, IT JUST SO HAPPENS, 141 00:07:46,182 --> 00:07:47,183 I HAVE RECENTLY MADE AN ACQUISITION... 142 00:07:47,683 --> 00:07:51,387 AN ACQUISITION FROM WHICH WE BOTH MIGHT BENEFIT, 143 00:07:51,422 --> 00:07:52,805 IF YOU TAKE MY MEANING. 144 00:07:53,272 --> 00:07:53,272 IF YOU TAKE MY MEANING. 145 00:07:54,524 --> 00:07:56,943 WHAT KIND OF AN ACQUISITION? 146 00:07:56,978 --> 00:07:57,825 HA HA HA! 147 00:07:57,860 --> 00:07:59,896 ARE YOU A CARD PLAYER, MR. SICKLES? 148 00:08:00,396 --> 00:08:02,613 NOW AND AGAIN. 149 00:08:02,648 --> 00:08:05,868 MYSELF, I MUST CONFESS TO A CERTAIN, 150 00:08:06,285 --> 00:08:10,990 SHALL WE SAY, ZEALOUSY FOR GAMES OF CHANCE. 151 00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:16,662 Dr. Kling: I WAS PLAYING A GENTLEMEN IN ST. LOUIS RECENTLY- 152 00:08:16,697 --> 00:08:21,901 AS IT HAPPENS, A GENTLEMEN OF DISTINCTION ON 2 COUNTS- 153 00:08:21,936 --> 00:08:24,403 ONE, HE WAS AN ARCHEOLOGIST BY TRADE. 154 00:08:24,904 --> 00:08:27,907 AND SECONDLY, HE COULDN'T PLAY POKER FOR SHIT. 155 00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:31,210 WHEN IT BECAME CLEAR THAT THIS GENTLEMEN 156 00:08:31,711 --> 00:08:33,579 WAS GOING TO OWE ME QUITE A LARGE SUM OF MONEY, 157 00:08:33,614 --> 00:08:35,847 NOT STRICTLY IN HIS POSSESSION, 158 00:08:35,882 --> 00:08:38,384 IT BECAME EMINENTLY CLEAR THAT SOMETHING OF EQUAL WORTH 159 00:08:38,801 --> 00:08:41,304 WOULD HAVE TO BE BARTERED AS COLLATERAL. 160 00:08:41,804 --> 00:08:41,804 WOULD HAVE TO BE BARTERED AS COLLATERAL. 161 00:08:50,563 --> 00:08:54,041 HER NAME IS MIRANA, MR. SICKLES- 162 00:08:54,076 --> 00:08:57,485 THOUGH I PREFER MYRNA, DON'T YOU? 163 00:08:57,520 --> 00:09:00,523 AN EGYPTIAN SLAVE GIRL, IT WAS EXPLAINED TO ME, 164 00:09:00,558 --> 00:09:01,989 BURIED ALIVE AT 16 165 00:09:02,024 --> 00:09:04,742 FOR REPELLING THE PHARAOH'S ADVANCES. 166 00:09:04,777 --> 00:09:06,579 RATHER A HIGH PRICE FOR PLAYING HARD TO GET, 167 00:09:06,614 --> 00:09:07,663 WOULDN'T YOU SAY? 168 00:09:09,165 --> 00:09:11,132 NEVER ABLE TO LOVE. 169 00:09:11,167 --> 00:09:13,134 NEVER ABLE TO BEAR CHILDREN. 170 00:09:13,169 --> 00:09:15,871 NEVER ABLE TO HAVE A NORMAL LIFE. 171 00:09:15,906 --> 00:09:18,758 IT'S SAD, REALLY. 172 00:09:19,258 --> 00:09:21,127 SHE'S YOURS FOR A 60-40 SPLIT. 173 00:09:21,162 --> 00:09:23,129 DO WE HAVE A DEAL OR NOT? 174 00:09:23,164 --> 00:09:24,562 WHAT'S THE CATCH? 175 00:09:24,597 --> 00:09:26,564 I'M AFRAID I DON'T FOLLOW YOU. 176 00:09:26,599 --> 00:09:30,052 THIS IS A BUSINESS OF PLAYING PEOPLE FOR SUCKERS. 177 00:09:30,087 --> 00:09:31,905 DON'T PLAY ME FOR ONE. 178 00:09:31,940 --> 00:09:33,688 WHAT DO YOU NEED ME FOR? 179 00:09:33,723 --> 00:09:36,657 WHY DON'T YOU GO STRAIGHT TO FEELEY? 180 00:09:36,692 --> 00:09:39,994 MR. SICKLES, AS I SAID, I'M A GAMBLING MAN. 181 00:09:40,029 --> 00:09:42,565 I PLAY TO WIN, AND WINNERS TEND TO MAKE ENEMIES, 182 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:43,998 IF YOU TAKE MY MEANING. 183 00:09:44,033 --> 00:09:45,993 IN ALL CANDOR, I NEED TO KEEP 184 00:09:46,028 --> 00:09:47,919 A LOW PROFILE FOR A WHILE. 185 00:09:47,954 --> 00:09:49,956 THE LESS OFFICIAL MY CONNECTION 186 00:09:49,991 --> 00:09:51,958 WITH THE SIDESHOW, THE BETTER. 187 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:54,842 WHAT ABOUT THE JEWELS? 188 00:09:54,877 --> 00:09:57,880 OH, COMPLETELY WORTHLESS, MR. SICKLES. 189 00:09:57,915 --> 00:09:58,381 A MERE PROP. 190 00:09:58,881 --> 00:09:58,881 A MERE PROP. 191 00:10:01,300 --> 00:10:04,185 LOOK. 192 00:10:04,220 --> 00:10:07,555 CONSIDER YOURSELF MY AGENT, IF YOU LIKE. 193 00:10:07,590 --> 00:10:10,893 I THINK A 40% COMMISSION IS MORE THAN EQUITABLE. 194 00:10:10,928 --> 00:10:12,360 I MEAN, AFTER ALL, 195 00:10:12,395 --> 00:10:14,847 CONSIDERING YOUR PRESENT SITUATION. 196 00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:25,323 HA HA! GOOD. 197 00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:27,660 LET'S DRINK TO IT, SHALL WE? 198 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:30,663 DON'T MIND IF I DO. 199 00:10:44,176 --> 00:10:46,178 STEP RIGHT UP, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 200 00:10:46,213 --> 00:10:47,395 BOYS AND GIRLS, 201 00:10:47,430 --> 00:10:49,715 AND AVAIL YOURSELF OF THIS INTERESTING EXHIBIT! 202 00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:52,101 THAT'S THE IDEA. HURRY ALONG, LADS. 203 00:10:52,136 --> 00:10:53,067 HERE WE ARE, SIR. 204 00:10:53,102 --> 00:10:55,104 THAT'S THE IDEA. MM-HMM. 205 00:10:55,139 --> 00:10:57,106 MYRNA THE MUMMY! 206 00:10:57,606 --> 00:10:57,606 MYRNA THE MUMMY! 207 00:10:59,608 --> 00:11:01,777 OOH! OH! 208 00:11:03,612 --> 00:11:05,614 AND, WE WILL HAVE FURTHER SHOWINGS 209 00:11:05,649 --> 00:11:06,816 TO ACCOMMODATE YOU ALL. 210 00:11:06,851 --> 00:11:07,983 YES. STEP RIGHT IN, SIR. 211 00:11:08,018 --> 00:11:09,250 THAT'S THE IDEA. 212 00:11:09,285 --> 00:11:11,654 FEELEY'S FANTASTIC FAIRWAY OF FREAKS. 213 00:11:11,689 --> 00:11:13,989 SHOW TIME NOW BEGINNING! 214 00:11:14,024 --> 00:11:15,491 Audience: OH! 215 00:11:20,996 --> 00:11:21,997 Feeley: HERE'S... 216 00:11:22,032 --> 00:11:23,999 Woman: OH! 217 00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:28,838 HERE'S MYRNA. 218 00:11:28,873 --> 00:11:30,673 MYRNA! 219 00:11:34,226 --> 00:11:36,429 Woman: COME ON! HURRY! 220 00:11:36,929 --> 00:11:38,872 Man: I'M GOING AS FAST AS I CAN. 221 00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:40,816 STAND CLEAR OF THE FIRE EATER. 222 00:11:40,851 --> 00:11:41,767 Woman: OH! 223 00:12:33,285 --> 00:12:34,286 HEY! 224 00:12:57,810 --> 00:12:59,812 AYAH. 225 00:13:08,821 --> 00:13:10,714 WHEE! 226 00:13:10,749 --> 00:13:12,608 AHH. 227 00:13:16,445 --> 00:13:17,446 HA HA. 228 00:13:24,253 --> 00:13:26,755 HA HA! 229 00:13:27,706 --> 00:13:29,399 ELIZABETH! 230 00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:30,764 COME HERE. 231 00:13:30,799 --> 00:13:32,094 COME HERE! 232 00:13:34,597 --> 00:13:35,598 HERE. 233 00:13:36,098 --> 00:13:36,098 HERE. 234 00:13:38,601 --> 00:13:42,104 ELIZABETH, GET OVER HERE NOW! 235 00:13:42,605 --> 00:13:44,607 JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, YOUNG LADY? 236 00:13:44,642 --> 00:13:46,108 NOW, YOU STAY AWAY FROM THAT THING. 237 00:13:59,655 --> 00:14:02,992 ENOCH, YOU NAUGHTY BOY. 238 00:14:03,027 --> 00:14:05,292 NAUGHTY! 239 00:14:05,327 --> 00:14:07,796 WHAT'S THAT YOU GOT THERE? 240 00:14:08,297 --> 00:14:09,763 GIVE IT TO ME. 241 00:14:09,798 --> 00:14:11,800 I SAID GIVE IT TO ME! 242 00:14:12,301 --> 00:14:12,801 GIVE IT- 243 00:14:13,302 --> 00:14:13,302 GIVE IT- 244 00:14:27,182 --> 00:14:28,866 WELL, I'LL BE BLOWN TO HELL. 245 00:14:28,901 --> 00:14:32,404 YOU'RE CARRYING A TORCH FOR THAT OLD BAG OF BONES, 246 00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:34,572 AREN'T YOU? 247 00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:37,276 YOU SICK, PATHETIC... 248 00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:39,945 IT'S A FAMILY YOU WANT, 249 00:14:40,446 --> 00:14:42,514 IS IT, HMM? 250 00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:44,942 IS THAT IT? 251 00:14:44,977 --> 00:14:47,336 A NORMAL LIFE. 252 00:14:47,371 --> 00:14:49,837 HA HA HA! 253 00:14:49,872 --> 00:14:51,373 A NORMAL LIFE! 254 00:14:51,408 --> 00:14:52,374 HA HA HA! 255 00:14:52,875 --> 00:14:54,001 A FAMILY! 256 00:14:54,036 --> 00:14:55,249 HA HA HA! 257 00:14:55,284 --> 00:14:55,873 HA HA HA- 258 00:14:55,908 --> 00:14:56,462 HA HA HA- 259 00:15:07,773 --> 00:15:11,860 "PRICELESS EGYPTIAN MUMMY STOLEN." 260 00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:12,278 "PRICELESS EGYPTIAN MUMMY STOLEN." 261 00:15:14,196 --> 00:15:16,565 LOOK AT THAT! LOOK AT THAT! AIN'T THAT A SHOW? 262 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:17,531 HEY, I WANNA TALK TO YOU. 263 00:15:17,566 --> 00:15:20,069 ONE SHOULD NEVER ARGUE WITH LADY LUCK, 264 00:15:20,104 --> 00:15:22,536 NOW, SHOULD ONE? 265 00:15:22,571 --> 00:15:24,073 WE NEED TO TALK, DOCTOR. 266 00:15:24,573 --> 00:15:27,076 JUST A FEW MORE HANDS, MR. SICKLES. 267 00:15:27,826 --> 00:15:29,828 NOW! 268 00:15:34,166 --> 00:15:36,133 UH... 269 00:15:36,168 --> 00:15:38,170 DEAL ME OUT, GENTLEMEN. 270 00:15:48,180 --> 00:15:49,146 HERE. 271 00:15:49,181 --> 00:15:50,182 GO IN THERE. 272 00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:51,183 HUH. 273 00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:51,684 HUH. 274 00:15:54,853 --> 00:15:56,704 UH. 275 00:15:56,739 --> 00:15:58,198 START EXPLAINING, DOCTOR. 276 00:15:58,233 --> 00:15:59,623 OF COURSE YOU'RE UPSET, 277 00:15:59,658 --> 00:16:01,492 YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BE UPSET. 278 00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:03,946 YOU DIDN'T WIN THAT MUMMY IN ANY CARD GAME. 279 00:16:03,981 --> 00:16:06,365 YOU STOLE IT OFF A BOAT IN NEW ORLEANS. 280 00:16:06,865 --> 00:16:06,865 YOU STOLE IT OFF A BOAT IN NEW ORLEANS. 281 00:16:07,866 --> 00:16:09,368 WHAT FOR? THE NECKLACE? 282 00:16:09,868 --> 00:16:11,369 WELL, I HARDLY HAVE MUCH USE 283 00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:12,871 FOR A 4,000-YEAR-OLD DEAD WOMAN, 284 00:16:12,906 --> 00:16:14,873 NOW, DO I? 285 00:16:16,342 --> 00:16:19,636 WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST TAKE THE DAMN THING? 286 00:16:19,671 --> 00:16:22,931 AHH. NOW, LOOK, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 287 00:16:22,966 --> 00:16:24,967 THERE'S A CURSE. 288 00:16:25,002 --> 00:16:26,969 YOU MUST BE KIDDING. 289 00:16:27,004 --> 00:16:28,819 NO, IT'S TRUE. 290 00:16:28,854 --> 00:16:30,856 WHOEVER ATTEMPTS TO TAKE THAT NECKLACE 291 00:16:30,891 --> 00:16:33,726 WILL BE RENDERED... 292 00:16:33,761 --> 00:16:35,978 RENDERED WHAT? 293 00:16:36,195 --> 00:16:39,615 YOU KNOW- UNABLE TO PROCREATE, 294 00:16:40,032 --> 00:16:41,533 IF YOU TAKE MY MEANING. 295 00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:41,900 IF YOU TAKE MY MEANING. 296 00:16:43,318 --> 00:16:44,785 HA HA HA! 297 00:16:44,820 --> 00:16:47,740 YOU MEAN, WHOEVER TAKES THE FAMILY JEWELS... 298 00:16:50,242 --> 00:16:51,243 LOSES THEIRS. 299 00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:52,710 YES. 300 00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:54,246 THANKS. I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES. 301 00:16:54,281 --> 00:16:56,248 NO, MR. SICKLES! 302 00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:58,215 YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME. 303 00:16:58,250 --> 00:17:01,253 I HIRED A MAN TO TAKE THAT NECKLACE OFF. 304 00:17:01,288 --> 00:17:04,256 THAT NIGHT I FOUND HIM- HE WAS CASTRATED. 305 00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:06,759 WELL, TOO BAD YOUR FATHER WASN'T, 306 00:17:06,794 --> 00:17:09,762 IF YOU TAKE MYMEANING. 307 00:17:09,797 --> 00:17:11,263 MR. SICKLES! 308 00:17:11,298 --> 00:17:12,681 OH! 309 00:17:14,516 --> 00:17:16,819 OHH. 310 00:17:18,153 --> 00:17:20,906 GOOD GOD, SICKLES. 311 00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:34,286 Feeley: CENTER UP, BOYS. COME ON. 312 00:17:34,321 --> 00:17:35,788 20 MINUTES TO SHOWTIME. LET'S GO. 313 00:18:19,381 --> 00:18:21,348 AH. 314 00:18:21,383 --> 00:18:23,886 ENOCH, MY BOY. 315 00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:31,810 SEEMS LIKE YOU'VE GOTTEN OUT OF YOUR CAGE AGAIN, 316 00:18:31,845 --> 00:18:33,312 DOESN'T IT? 317 00:18:35,814 --> 00:18:38,684 AND YOU'VE BEEN A VERY NAUGHTY BOY, HAVEN'T YOU? 318 00:18:40,102 --> 00:18:41,568 YES. 319 00:18:41,603 --> 00:18:44,106 POOR DR. KLING. 320 00:18:51,113 --> 00:18:51,613 AH. 321 00:18:52,114 --> 00:18:54,032 AH, MYRNA, MY SWEET. 322 00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:57,503 YOU TWO MAKE A VERY LOVELY COUPLE. 323 00:18:57,538 --> 00:18:59,004 DID I TELL YOU THAT? 324 00:19:00,005 --> 00:19:01,507 AH, NOW GIVE ME THIS. 325 00:19:02,007 --> 00:19:04,009 UHH. UHH. 326 00:19:05,511 --> 00:19:06,477 COME ON, HONEY. 327 00:19:06,512 --> 00:19:07,513 LET ME HAVE HER, DEAR. 328 00:19:08,013 --> 00:19:09,014 YEAH. 329 00:19:10,516 --> 00:19:12,017 AHH. COME ON. 330 00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:13,984 LET GO. 331 00:19:14,019 --> 00:19:17,472 COME ON. YOU DO PLAY HARD TO GET, DON'T YOU? 332 00:19:17,973 --> 00:19:17,973 COME ON. YOU DO PLAY HARD TO GET, DON'T YOU? 333 00:19:21,476 --> 00:19:23,395 AHH. 334 00:19:34,156 --> 00:19:35,157 NAUGHTY... 335 00:19:35,657 --> 00:19:37,159 BOY! 336 00:19:37,659 --> 00:19:39,161 AAH! 337 00:19:46,668 --> 00:19:49,136 AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 338 00:19:49,171 --> 00:19:52,174 FEELEY'S FANTASTIC FAIRWAY OF FREAKS 339 00:19:52,209 --> 00:19:53,675 IS PROUD TO PRESENT 340 00:19:54,176 --> 00:19:56,678 A MOST UNUSUAL AND ALARMING ODDITY- 341 00:19:56,713 --> 00:19:59,156 THE AMAZING ENOCH, 342 00:19:59,191 --> 00:20:01,600 THE 2-FACED MAN. 343 00:20:07,606 --> 00:20:08,572 Woman: IT'S EMPTY. 344 00:20:08,607 --> 00:20:09,575 Man: HE ESCAPED. HE'S GONE. 345 00:20:09,610 --> 00:20:11,577 HE CHEATED US. 346 00:20:12,077 --> 00:20:12,578 THERE'S NOTHIN' THERE. 347 00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:15,581 IT'S A FRAUD! 348 00:20:19,585 --> 00:20:22,588 EH, RATHER, LET ME DIRECT YOUR ATTENTION 349 00:20:22,623 --> 00:20:25,505 TO OUR STAR ATTRACTION. 350 00:20:25,540 --> 00:20:27,792 FROM FAR OFF EGYPT SHE COMES- 351 00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:30,312 UH, FROM THE VALLEY OF THE KINGS, 352 00:20:30,347 --> 00:20:33,741 HER TOMB CARVED DEEP IN THE CLIFFS 353 00:20:33,776 --> 00:20:37,135 THAT OVERLOOK THE ANCIENT RIVER NILE. 354 00:20:37,170 --> 00:20:39,603 INSIDE THAT VERY TOMB, 355 00:20:39,638 --> 00:20:42,641 HIEROGLYPHICS TELL A TRAGIC TALE. 356 00:20:42,676 --> 00:20:44,608 ONCE YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL, 357 00:20:44,643 --> 00:20:47,145 SHE SPURNED PHARAOH'S ADVANCES, 358 00:20:47,180 --> 00:20:49,613 AND WAS CONDEMNED TO DEATH. 359 00:20:49,648 --> 00:20:53,151 WRAPPED IN CEREMONIAL WINDINGS, 360 00:20:53,186 --> 00:20:54,618 SHE WAS BURIED ALIVE, 361 00:20:54,653 --> 00:20:58,406 AND PLACED IN THIS VERY SELFSAME SARCOPHAGUS, 362 00:20:58,441 --> 00:21:02,160 WHICH HAS BEEN HER HOME FOR THE LAST 4,000 YEARS. 363 00:21:02,195 --> 00:21:03,996 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 364 00:21:04,031 --> 00:21:05,748 BOYS AND GIRLS, 365 00:21:05,783 --> 00:21:07,431 I COMMAND YOU 366 00:21:07,466 --> 00:21:12,471 TO LOOK UPON MYRNA, THE EGYPTIAN MUMMY. 367 00:21:12,506 --> 00:21:14,723 Woman: AAH! 368 00:21:15,173 --> 00:21:16,174 OH. 369 00:21:16,675 --> 00:21:16,675 OH. 370 00:21:23,181 --> 00:21:24,683 Man: CALL A POLICEMAN! 371 00:21:24,718 --> 00:21:25,934 IT'S ALL RIGHT. 372 00:21:25,969 --> 00:21:28,403 OH, GOD! 373 00:21:31,773 --> 00:21:33,274 Man: DEAD OR ALIVE? 374 00:21:33,309 --> 00:21:34,776 COME ON. THAT'S IT. 375 00:21:35,277 --> 00:21:35,777 I'M LOOKING FOR MR. FEELEY, 376 00:21:36,278 --> 00:21:37,244 THE OWNER. 377 00:21:37,279 --> 00:21:38,745 OH, MR. FEELEY? 378 00:21:38,780 --> 00:21:40,515 YEAH, ERNEST FEELEY. 379 00:21:40,550 --> 00:21:42,215 YEAH, HE'S, UH... 380 00:21:42,250 --> 00:21:44,252 HE'S RIGHT OVER THERE NEXT TO THE WAGONS. 381 00:21:44,287 --> 00:21:45,704 RIGHT OVER THERE. THANK YOU. 382 00:21:51,460 --> 00:21:54,212 ARE YOU ERNEST FEELEY, THE OWNER? 383 00:21:54,247 --> 00:21:55,846 I'M SHERIFF HICKS. 384 00:21:55,881 --> 00:21:58,216 WELL, IF IT'S ABOUT THE PERMIT, 385 00:21:58,717 --> 00:21:59,683 I HAVE ONE. I ASSURE YOU. 386 00:21:59,718 --> 00:22:01,520 NO, SIR. IT'S NOT ABOUT ANY PERMIT. 387 00:22:01,555 --> 00:22:04,272 DO YOU MIND IF I SIT? 388 00:22:06,558 --> 00:22:08,835 MR. FEELEY, YOU MAY NOT REMEMBER ME, 389 00:22:08,870 --> 00:22:11,113 BUT WE MET WHEN YOU CAME THROUGH HERE 390 00:22:11,148 --> 00:22:12,614 WITH YOUR SIDESHOW LAST YEAR. 391 00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:16,368 YOU HAD SOME... UNPLEASANTNESS AT THE TIME. 392 00:22:16,403 --> 00:22:19,513 YES. I NEVER DID RECOVER MY EXHIBITS. 393 00:22:19,548 --> 00:22:22,295 WELL, SIR, THAT'S KIND OF WHY I'M HERE. 394 00:22:22,330 --> 00:22:25,043 THERE'S SOMETHING I THINK YOU OUGHT TO SEE. 395 00:22:28,413 --> 00:22:32,417 Sheriff: NOW, THE LOCAL BOY WAS UP AND EXPLORING, 396 00:22:32,452 --> 00:22:34,419 AND HE CAME ACROSS THIS CAVE HERE. 397 00:22:36,421 --> 00:22:40,425 WHEN HE SAW WHAT WAS INSIDE, HE CAME AND GOT US. 398 00:22:59,745 --> 00:23:00,862 MR. FEELEY. 399 00:23:04,699 --> 00:23:06,701 GOOD LORD. 400 00:23:26,638 --> 00:23:27,389 MA... 401 00:23:27,424 --> 00:23:28,140 MA... 402 00:23:31,143 --> 00:23:32,394 MA... MA. 403 00:23:32,429 --> 00:23:33,645 MA... MA. 404 00:23:49,077 --> 00:23:50,579 HA HA HA! 405 00:23:51,079 --> 00:23:51,079 HA HA HA! 406 00:23:52,581 --> 00:23:56,550 OH, SORRY, KIDDIES, 407 00:23:56,585 --> 00:24:01,089 BUT THAT STORY JUST MAKES ME GO ALL TO PIECES. 408 00:24:07,095 --> 00:24:11,099 I WAS A CUTE LITTLE TERROR TYKE, THOUGH, WASN'T I? 409 00:24:11,134 --> 00:24:13,066 AS FOR ENOCH AND MYRNA, 410 00:24:13,101 --> 00:24:14,603 I GUESS YOU FIGURED OUT BY NOW 411 00:24:15,103 --> 00:24:17,589 WHERE I GET MY GOOD LOOKS. 412 00:24:17,624 --> 00:24:20,100 OLD 2-FACE WAS MY DADDY, 413 00:24:20,135 --> 00:24:22,577 AND THE MUMMY WAS MY MOMMY. 414 00:24:30,585 --> 00:24:34,089 OH, IF THEY'D ONLY LIVED LONG ENOUGH TO SEE ME 415 00:24:34,124 --> 00:24:37,057 BECOME A STAR. 416 00:24:37,092 --> 00:24:41,596 WE NEVER EVEN GOT A CHANCE TO PLAY HIDE AND GO SHRIEK TOGETHER.