1 00:00:10,427 --> 00:00:12,929 THERE YOU ARE, SPORTS FIENDS. 2 00:00:12,964 --> 00:00:15,199 YOU KNOW, DEAD PEOPLE LIKE ME 3 00:00:15,234 --> 00:00:17,434 MAKE EXCELLENT POINT GUARDS. 4 00:00:17,934 --> 00:00:19,936 WHEN WE CAN'T GET OFF A SHOT, 5 00:00:19,971 --> 00:00:21,438 WE SIMPLY PASS... 6 00:00:22,939 --> 00:00:25,442 AWAY, THAT IS. HA HA HA HA! 7 00:00:25,477 --> 00:00:26,908 SPEAKING OF WHICH, 8 00:00:26,943 --> 00:00:29,946 ALLOW ME TO BE YOURFEAR-LEADER 9 00:00:30,447 --> 00:00:32,449 FOR TONIGHT'S HALF-TIME SHOW. 10 00:00:32,949 --> 00:00:34,416 IT'S A PUTRID PLAYLET 11 00:00:34,451 --> 00:00:37,454 ABOUT MY PERSONAL FAVORITE SPORT- 12 00:00:37,489 --> 00:00:39,456 BEING A MORTICIAN. 13 00:00:39,906 --> 00:00:43,843 I FITTINGLY CALL IT FITTING PUNISHMENT. 14 00:00:50,066 --> 00:00:57,131 ROCK OF AGES, CLEFT FOR ME 15 00:00:57,166 --> 00:01:04,162 LET ME HIDE MYSELF IN THEE 16 00:01:04,197 --> 00:01:11,219 LET THE WATER AND THE BLOOD 17 00:01:11,254 --> 00:01:15,191 FROM THY WOUNDED SIDE WHICH FLOWED 18 00:01:15,226 --> 00:01:19,129 Woman: IT'S SO SAD. SHE WAS SO GOOD. 19 00:01:19,164 --> 00:01:22,097 BE OF SIN THE DOUBLE CURE 20 00:01:22,132 --> 00:01:24,050 Man: COME ON UP HERE TO THE CURB THERE, 21 00:01:24,085 --> 00:01:25,969 AND I'LL GET THE CAR AND BRING IT AROUND. 22 00:01:26,004 --> 00:01:27,262 SAVE FROM WRATH... 23 00:01:27,297 --> 00:01:28,521 SAVE FROM WRATH... 24 00:01:37,447 --> 00:01:38,948 THANKS FOR THE RIDE, MAN. 25 00:01:38,983 --> 00:01:40,450 Man: YO. 26 00:01:48,458 --> 00:01:53,830 THIS FOR SIN COULD NOT ATONE 27 00:01:53,865 --> 00:01:56,583 THOU MUST SAVE 28 00:01:58,585 --> 00:02:01,504 AND THOU ALONE 29 00:02:02,005 --> 00:02:02,005 AND THOU ALONE 30 00:02:21,774 --> 00:02:23,241 Woman: OH, MR. THORNTONBERRY, 31 00:02:23,276 --> 00:02:25,645 I DON'T KNOW HOW I CAN EVER THANK YOU. 32 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:28,413 SHE LOOKS SO BEAUTIFUL. 33 00:02:28,448 --> 00:02:30,450 KNOWING I CAN BE OF HELP TO YOU 34 00:02:30,485 --> 00:02:31,916 IN YOUR TIME OF NEED 35 00:02:31,951 --> 00:02:33,918 IS THANKS ENOUGH FOR ME. 36 00:02:33,953 --> 00:02:36,456 NOW, WHY DON'T Y'ALL HEAD ON TO THE CEMETERY? 37 00:02:36,491 --> 00:02:38,433 YOUR SISTER WILL BE ALONG DIRECTLY. 38 00:02:38,468 --> 00:02:40,548 GOD BLESS YOU, MR. THORNTONBERRY. 39 00:02:40,583 --> 00:02:42,594 THANK YOU, MA'AM. THERE YOU ARE. 40 00:02:42,629 --> 00:02:44,914 THERE YOU ARE, MA'AM. I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL. 41 00:02:44,949 --> 00:02:46,416 YOU'LL MAKE IT. THANKS VERY MUCH. 42 00:02:46,916 --> 00:02:49,919 OH, MY DEAR. AN ANGEL FROM HEAVEN ITSELF. 43 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:52,422 OH, THE GODS HAVE DESCENDED UPON US 44 00:02:52,922 --> 00:02:55,425 AND BROUGHT US SUCH LOVELINESS OF KIN. 45 00:02:58,428 --> 00:02:59,429 CLYDE... 46 00:02:59,929 --> 00:03:01,597 STOP MESSING WITH THAT DAMN ORGAN, 47 00:03:01,632 --> 00:03:03,266 AND GO PULL THE HEARSE AROUND BACK. 48 00:03:03,766 --> 00:03:05,233 I'LL PREPARE THE CASKET. 49 00:03:05,268 --> 00:03:07,770 YES, SIR, MR. THORNTONBERRY. 50 00:03:07,805 --> 00:03:09,237 YES, SIR. 51 00:03:09,272 --> 00:03:10,773 GET OUT OF HERE, BOY. 52 00:03:11,274 --> 00:03:12,659 THE PARTY'S OVER. 53 00:03:12,694 --> 00:03:14,542 PARTY? 54 00:03:14,577 --> 00:03:16,044 THE VIEWING, YOU IDIOT. 55 00:03:16,079 --> 00:03:18,531 THEY'VE ALL GONE ON TO THE FUNERAL. 56 00:03:18,566 --> 00:03:19,998 ARE YOU BLIND? 57 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:22,035 I'M NOT HERE FOR NO FUNERAL. 58 00:03:22,070 --> 00:03:24,002 DON'T YOU REMEMBER ME? 59 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:27,040 THANK THE MERCIFUL LORD, NO. 60 00:03:27,075 --> 00:03:29,309 I'M BOBBY, YOUR NEPHEW? 61 00:03:29,344 --> 00:03:31,945 YOUR SISTER RUBY'S KID. 62 00:03:31,980 --> 00:03:34,512 OH, MY SISTER RUBY... 63 00:03:34,547 --> 00:03:37,550 WELL, YOU CAN TELL THAT NO-GOOD SISTER- 64 00:03:37,585 --> 00:03:39,052 SHE'S DEAD, UNCLE EZRA. 65 00:03:39,087 --> 00:03:41,020 OH, REALLY? 66 00:03:42,522 --> 00:03:43,855 HOW? 67 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:48,111 WELL, SHE GOT IN A HEAD-ON COLLISION ON I-95. 68 00:03:48,146 --> 00:03:50,029 KILLED MY DADDY, TOO. 69 00:03:50,064 --> 00:03:52,048 HEAD-ON, HUH? 70 00:03:52,083 --> 00:03:53,998 MESSY, I BET. 71 00:03:54,033 --> 00:03:56,402 THAT'S GOOD FOR BUSINESS. 72 00:03:56,437 --> 00:03:57,787 CHARGE A PRETTY PENNY 73 00:03:58,288 --> 00:04:00,156 TO MAKE THEIR LOVED ONES LOOK PRESENTABLE. 74 00:04:00,191 --> 00:04:01,539 HEH HEH. 75 00:04:01,574 --> 00:04:03,376 WHAT YOU WANT HERE, BOY? 76 00:04:07,630 --> 00:04:09,132 WELL, YOU SEE, UNCLE EZRA, 77 00:04:09,632 --> 00:04:12,100 YOU'RE MY ONLY LIVING KIN. 78 00:04:12,135 --> 00:04:13,319 WELL, I-I CAME TO LIVE WITH YOU. 79 00:04:13,354 --> 00:04:14,504 WELL, I-I CAME TO LIVE WITH YOU. 80 00:04:16,506 --> 00:04:18,508 HERE IT IS, ALL LEGAL. 81 00:04:27,317 --> 00:04:29,817 YOU MUST THINK I'M MADE OF MONEY. 82 00:04:29,852 --> 00:04:32,355 LAST THING I NEED IS ANOTHER MOUTH TO FEED. 83 00:04:32,855 --> 00:04:35,358 BUT, UNCLE EZRA, I WON'T BE A PROBLEM. 84 00:04:35,393 --> 00:04:37,325 I PROMISE. 85 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:38,861 LOOK, I'LL WASH YOUR FLOOR. 86 00:04:39,362 --> 00:04:41,364 I'LL CLEAN YOUR PIANO. 87 00:04:41,399 --> 00:04:43,366 I'LL DO ANYTHING. 88 00:04:46,869 --> 00:04:48,371 YEAH. YOU... 89 00:04:48,871 --> 00:04:50,805 YOU DO LOOK STRONG. 90 00:04:50,840 --> 00:04:54,177 THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING I CAN DO WITH YOU. 91 00:04:55,762 --> 00:04:57,228 GIVE YOU ROOM AND BOARD, 92 00:04:57,263 --> 00:04:58,730 BUT DON'T EXPECT TO GET PAID. 93 00:04:58,765 --> 00:05:01,267 THANKS, UNCLE EZRA. YOU WON'T BE SORRY. 94 00:05:01,302 --> 00:05:03,234 WE'LL SEE. 95 00:05:03,269 --> 00:05:04,736 NOW, LET ME TELL YOU 96 00:05:04,771 --> 00:05:07,023 ABOUT THE MORTUARY BUSINESS, BOY. 97 00:05:07,058 --> 00:05:09,376 LIKE IT SAYS IN THE BIBLE, 98 00:05:09,411 --> 00:05:11,678 "GOD HELPS THE MOURNERS, 99 00:05:11,713 --> 00:05:13,946 FOR THEY ARE BLESSED." 100 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:38,838 AND GOD ALSO HELPS THOSE... 101 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:39,339 AND GOD ALSO HELPS THOSE... 102 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:44,727 THAT HELP THEMSELVES. 103 00:05:48,231 --> 00:05:49,732 YOU KEEP MESSING WITH THAT BALL, 104 00:05:50,233 --> 00:05:52,185 I'LL BOUNCE YOUR BALLS RIGHT OUT OF HERE. 105 00:05:52,220 --> 00:05:53,186 SORRY, UNCLE EZRA. 106 00:05:53,686 --> 00:05:53,686 SORRY, UNCLE EZRA. 107 00:05:56,689 --> 00:05:58,191 Ezra: YOU CAN SLEEP HERE. 108 00:05:58,226 --> 00:05:59,657 HERE? 109 00:05:59,692 --> 00:06:01,194 THAT'S RIGHT, BOY. 110 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:06,164 THANKS, UNCLE EZRA. 111 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:08,166 PUT SOME BEDDING ON IT, IT'LL BE FINE. 112 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:11,704 YOU KNOW, THE RIGHTEOUS NEED THE DIVINE LIGHT 113 00:06:11,739 --> 00:06:13,206 TO SEE THE TRUTH. 114 00:06:17,009 --> 00:06:19,879 BESIDES, ELECTRICITY COSTS MONEY. 115 00:06:19,914 --> 00:06:21,631 LEAVE THE LIGHTS ALONE, BOY. 116 00:06:25,551 --> 00:06:26,936 Ezra: SHAKE A LEG, BOY. 117 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:33,726 THIS IS WHERE THE ACTION IS. 118 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:34,227 THIS IS WHERE THE ACTION IS. 119 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:38,696 YES, SIR. 120 00:06:38,731 --> 00:06:40,198 HERE WE ARE. 121 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:40,233 HERE WE ARE. 122 00:06:47,123 --> 00:06:48,624 WH-WHAT DID HE DIE OF? 123 00:06:49,125 --> 00:06:50,091 NATURAL CAUSES. 124 00:06:50,126 --> 00:06:51,592 YOU'LL KNOW WHAT I MEAN 125 00:06:51,627 --> 00:06:54,630 IF YOU'RE EVER FOOL ENOUGH TO GET MARRIED. 126 00:06:54,665 --> 00:06:57,633 NOW HAND ME ONE OF THOSE ASPIRATORS OVER THERE. 127 00:06:57,668 --> 00:06:58,634 ONE OF THESE? 128 00:06:59,135 --> 00:07:01,137 YEAH. YOU KNOW, THE HUMAN BODY 129 00:07:01,637 --> 00:07:03,139 IS ONE BIG CESSPOOL. 130 00:07:03,174 --> 00:07:04,908 FOOD FLOWS IN, 131 00:07:04,943 --> 00:07:06,642 SHIT FLOWS OUT, 132 00:07:07,143 --> 00:07:09,395 AND BLOOD FLOWS ALL AROUND. 133 00:07:09,430 --> 00:07:11,647 AND IT'S GOT TO BE DRAINED. 134 00:07:17,854 --> 00:07:19,380 Ezra: YES, SIR. 135 00:07:19,415 --> 00:07:20,907 Bobby: OH... 136 00:07:24,911 --> 00:07:25,912 Bobby: OH! 137 00:07:25,947 --> 00:07:26,863 UGH. 138 00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:30,331 IT'S ONLY BLOOD. 139 00:07:30,366 --> 00:07:32,368 GIVE ME ANOTHER ONE OF THESE. 140 00:07:34,370 --> 00:07:36,372 THIS TUB OF LARD WILL START TO STINK 141 00:07:36,407 --> 00:07:37,874 IN A COUPLE OF DAYS. 142 00:07:38,374 --> 00:07:40,376 THAT'S WHY WE'VE GOT TO EMBALM HIM. 143 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:43,796 PASS ME THAT TUBE OVER THERE. 144 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:44,297 PASS ME THAT TUBE OVER THERE. 145 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:54,223 CLEANLINESS IS NEXT TO GODLINESS. 146 00:07:54,258 --> 00:07:55,742 DON'T YOU KNOW 147 00:07:55,777 --> 00:07:57,226 DON'T YOU KNOW 148 00:07:58,728 --> 00:08:00,229 HOLD THIS. 149 00:08:07,737 --> 00:08:10,705 GET IN THERE. 150 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:12,241 Bobby: AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO USE CHEMICALS 151 00:08:12,276 --> 00:08:13,674 OR SOMETHING? 152 00:08:13,709 --> 00:08:15,211 HE'S DEAD, YOU DAMN FOOL. 153 00:08:15,711 --> 00:08:17,178 HE DOESN'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE. 154 00:08:17,213 --> 00:08:19,215 BESIDES, THOSE CHEMICALS COST MONEY. 155 00:08:19,250 --> 00:08:21,217 LIKE IT SAYS IN THE BIBLE, 156 00:08:21,717 --> 00:08:23,586 "A PENNY SAVED IS A PENNY EARNED." 157 00:08:27,139 --> 00:08:29,559 UH, DIDN'T BEN FRANKLIN SAY THAT? 158 00:08:30,059 --> 00:08:30,059 UH, DIDN'T BEN FRANKLIN SAY THAT? 159 00:08:32,061 --> 00:08:34,564 DON'T YOU CONTRADICT ME, BOY! 160 00:08:34,599 --> 00:08:37,567 UNH! UH! 161 00:08:38,067 --> 00:08:40,570 HELLO, MR. FOO, MR. YUK. 162 00:08:40,605 --> 00:08:42,071 HOW YOU DOING TODAY? 163 00:08:42,572 --> 00:08:44,038 Ezra: COME ON OVER HERE, BOY. 164 00:08:44,073 --> 00:08:47,944 Man: ALL RIGHT. LET'S GRAB IT FROM THE BACK. 165 00:08:47,979 --> 00:08:48,945 ALL RIGHT. 166 00:08:49,445 --> 00:08:51,412 PUSH! PUSH! 167 00:08:51,447 --> 00:08:53,699 NOW ALL TOGETHER. 168 00:08:53,734 --> 00:08:55,952 THE CHINESE ARE LATE. 169 00:08:55,987 --> 00:08:57,418 OH, YES, SIR. 170 00:08:57,453 --> 00:08:59,705 MR. FOO SAY THEY GOT STUCK IN TRAFFIC. 171 00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:01,958 STUCK IN TRAFFIC! YEAH, STUCK IN TRAFFIC. 172 00:09:01,993 --> 00:09:03,960 WE ONLY ORDER WHAT WE NEED. 173 00:09:03,995 --> 00:09:05,426 LOW OVERHEAD. 174 00:09:05,461 --> 00:09:07,713 AND I PASS ON THE SAVINGS TO ME. 175 00:09:09,515 --> 00:09:11,517 STUCK IN TRAFFIC. HEH. 176 00:09:13,019 --> 00:09:15,021 GIVE ME THAT CROWBAR OVER THERE, BOY. 177 00:09:22,528 --> 00:09:25,031 WHAT'S ALL THIS CHINESE WRITING ON THE BOX? 178 00:09:25,066 --> 00:09:27,551 MADE IN TAIWAN, YOU DUMMY! 179 00:09:27,586 --> 00:09:30,001 HALF THE PRICE OF U. S. MADE. 180 00:09:30,036 --> 00:09:32,538 THEY'RE 6 INCHES SHORTER, YOU KNOW. 181 00:09:32,573 --> 00:09:35,006 THE TAIWANESE ARE A SMALLER PEOPLE, 182 00:09:35,041 --> 00:09:38,044 AND I CAN USE THE COFFINS FOR MOST FOLKS. 183 00:09:38,079 --> 00:09:40,046 NOBODY KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE, 184 00:09:40,081 --> 00:09:41,547 AND I CHARGE FULL PRICE. 185 00:09:42,048 --> 00:09:42,048 AND I CHARGE FULL PRICE. 186 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:16,282 THE FAUCET'S DRIPPING, YOU FOOL. 187 00:10:16,317 --> 00:10:17,748 HUH? 188 00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:19,750 WHAT WAS THAT FOR? 189 00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:21,752 YOU THINK WATER GROWS ON TREES? 190 00:10:21,787 --> 00:10:23,754 LORD ALMIGHTY, YOU GOT SHIT FOR BRAINS. 191 00:10:23,789 --> 00:10:26,292 NOW GET THE MOLASSES OUT AND CLEAN THIS STIFF UP. 192 00:10:26,327 --> 00:10:28,294 WE DON'T HAVE ANY MORE DISINFECTANT. 193 00:10:28,329 --> 00:10:29,795 THEN TAKE THIS. 194 00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:33,299 YOU'RE ABOUT AS STUPID AS YOUR MAMA, BOY. 195 00:10:44,026 --> 00:10:46,028 MY HEART BLEEDS FOR YOU, MR. JOHNSON. 196 00:10:46,063 --> 00:10:47,029 THANK YOU, MR. THORNTONBERRY. 197 00:10:47,530 --> 00:10:49,031 I FEEL AS THOUGH I LOST ONE OF MY OWN. 198 00:10:49,532 --> 00:10:51,283 THAT WAS A VERY NICE SERVICE. 199 00:10:52,702 --> 00:10:54,153 Ezra: THERE YOU ARE, MA'AM. 200 00:11:01,127 --> 00:11:03,129 I TOLD YOU TO STOP MESSING WITH THAT DAMN ORGAN! 201 00:11:05,131 --> 00:11:07,550 BOBBY, CLOSE THAT DAMN COFFIN. 202 00:11:07,585 --> 00:11:09,969 I CAN SMELL MRS. JOHNSON ALREADY. 203 00:11:10,004 --> 00:11:11,220 YES, SIR. 204 00:11:20,429 --> 00:11:22,848 YOU WANTED TO SEE ME, UNCLE EZRA? 205 00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:24,951 NO, BUT I HAVE NO CHOICE. 206 00:11:24,986 --> 00:11:26,736 GO MEASURE THE JEFFRIES BODY 207 00:11:26,771 --> 00:11:28,487 SO I CAN ORDER HIS CASKET. 208 00:11:30,439 --> 00:11:31,941 YES, SIR. 209 00:11:43,285 --> 00:11:44,787 "OAK." 210 00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:53,095 5 FOOT 6. 211 00:12:08,477 --> 00:12:11,147 WE'RE ALL VERY THANKFUL FOR YOUR HELP, MR. THORNTONBERRY. 212 00:12:11,647 --> 00:12:15,151 THESE LAST 2 DAYS HAVE BEEN RATHER TRYING. 213 00:12:15,186 --> 00:12:16,670 YES, I CAN IMAGINE. 214 00:12:16,705 --> 00:12:18,119 YOU AND YOUR FAMILY 215 00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:20,656 HAVE MY CONDOLENCES, MR. JEFFRIES, 216 00:12:20,691 --> 00:12:21,657 BUT DON'T WORRY. 217 00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:23,659 I'VE TAKEN CARE OF EVERYTHING. 218 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,661 HERE WE ARE... 219 00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:28,664 THE PERFECT VESSEL TO SEND YOUR SON 220 00:12:28,699 --> 00:12:31,667 ON HIS WAY TO THE REALM OF GLORY. 221 00:12:33,636 --> 00:12:35,846 IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG? 222 00:12:35,881 --> 00:12:38,057 THIS CASKET IS MADE OF PINE. 223 00:12:38,092 --> 00:12:38,974 WELL, THAT'S RIGHT. 224 00:12:39,508 --> 00:12:42,394 THE HIGHEST QUALITY OF PINE FROM THE FORESTS OF MAINE. 225 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:44,897 BUT I SPECIFICALLY ASKED FOR OAK. 226 00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:46,147 OAK? 227 00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:47,148 THAT'S RIGHT. 228 00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:48,566 BUT I'VE ALREADY PAID- 229 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:51,487 I WANT NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR MY SON, MR. THORNTONBERRY. 230 00:12:54,990 --> 00:12:55,956 BOBBY! 231 00:12:55,991 --> 00:12:57,492 YES, UNCLE EZRA? 232 00:12:57,527 --> 00:12:58,959 YOU STUPID HALF-WIT! 233 00:12:58,994 --> 00:13:00,996 HE ORDERED OAK, NOT PINE! 234 00:13:01,031 --> 00:13:02,463 WHO? MR. JEFFRIES? 235 00:13:02,498 --> 00:13:03,999 YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS GONNA COST ME? 236 00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:05,249 YOU GOT ANY IDEA? 237 00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:07,286 I'M GONNA HAVE TO PAY FOR THAT DAMN PINE COFFIN. 238 00:13:07,321 --> 00:13:08,805 BUT UNCLE, I TOLD YOU OAK. 239 00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:10,254 DON'T YOU LIE TO ME, BOY. 240 00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:12,958 I'M NOT LYING, UNCLE. I SWEAR TO GOD I- 241 00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:15,561 DON'T YOU DARE USE THE LORD'S NAME IN VAIN. 242 00:13:15,596 --> 00:13:18,130 NOW YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO BE PUNISHED... 243 00:13:18,165 --> 00:13:19,096 SEVERELY. 244 00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:20,633 NOW, UNCLE, PLEASE- 245 00:13:20,668 --> 00:13:22,483 AAH! 246 00:13:22,518 --> 00:13:24,351 OH! AAH! 247 00:13:24,386 --> 00:13:25,853 GET UP! OH, HELP ME! 248 00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:27,890 GET UP, I SAID! YOU GOT WORK TO DO. 249 00:13:28,390 --> 00:13:29,857 MY LEGS! 250 00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:31,158 TO HELL WITH YOUR LEGS. 251 00:13:31,193 --> 00:13:33,646 GET UP, YOU NO-GOOD, LYING DOG. 252 00:13:33,681 --> 00:13:35,529 MY LEGS. HELP ME. 253 00:13:35,564 --> 00:13:35,564 MY LEGS. HELP ME. 254 00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:41,035 YOUR NEPHEW HAS SUFFERED 255 00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:45,074 A SEVERE SPINAL INJURY, MR. THORNTONBERRY. 256 00:13:45,574 --> 00:13:47,508 HE'LL NEVER WALK AGAIN. 257 00:13:47,543 --> 00:13:49,770 HOW ON EARTH DID THAT HAPPEN? 258 00:13:49,805 --> 00:13:51,997 HIS OWN CARELESSNESS, I'M AFRAID. 259 00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:54,265 HE FELL DOWN THE STAIRS. 260 00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:57,303 IF I'VE TOLD HIM ONCE, I TOLD HIM 1,000 TIMES, 261 00:13:57,338 --> 00:13:58,602 NO RUNNING INSIDE. 262 00:13:58,637 --> 00:14:00,923 HE'S A SPIRITED BOY, YOU KNOW-AN ATHLETE. 263 00:14:01,390 --> 00:14:03,092 NOT ANYMORE. 264 00:14:27,666 --> 00:14:28,582 DAMN THAT BOY. 265 00:14:28,617 --> 00:14:31,921 HE'LL PUT ME IN THE POORHOUSE YET. 266 00:14:31,956 --> 00:14:33,648 Bobby: UNCLE EZRA? 267 00:14:33,683 --> 00:14:35,341 WHAT YOU WANT, BOY? 268 00:14:35,376 --> 00:14:36,807 EZRA! 269 00:14:36,842 --> 00:14:38,344 DON'T YOU EZRA ME! 270 00:14:38,844 --> 00:14:38,844 DON'T YOU EZRA ME! 271 00:14:40,346 --> 00:14:42,348 WHERE ARE MY AIR JORDANS? 272 00:14:42,383 --> 00:14:44,315 I SOLD THEM. YOU SOLD THEM? 273 00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:47,519 GOT A PRETTY GOOD PRICE FOR THEM, TOO. 274 00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:49,353 HOW COULD YOU SELL MY SHOES? 275 00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:51,140 DON'T YOU RAISE YOUR VOICE AT ME, BOY! 276 00:14:51,175 --> 00:14:52,439 LOOK AT YOU. 277 00:14:52,474 --> 00:14:53,726 YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A HELPLESS CRIPPLE. 278 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:55,502 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH SHOES? 279 00:14:55,537 --> 00:14:56,908 ALL YOU'RE GONNA DO IS COST ME MONEY. 280 00:14:56,943 --> 00:14:58,587 YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A GODDAMN BURDEN! 281 00:14:58,622 --> 00:15:00,232 WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT 282 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,234 BEFORE YOU HIT ME WITH THAT CROWBAR! 283 00:15:04,486 --> 00:15:06,722 I OUGHT TO CALL THE SHERIFF. 284 00:15:06,757 --> 00:15:08,958 THAT'S WHAT I'M GOING TO DO. 285 00:15:09,792 --> 00:15:11,709 THE SHERIFF, HUH? 286 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,454 AND WHERE YOU GOING TO GO NEXT? 287 00:15:13,489 --> 00:15:15,129 THE STATE HOSPITAL, THAT'S WHERE, 288 00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:17,666 RIGHT THERE WITH ALL THE REST OF THE CRIPPLES. 289 00:15:17,701 --> 00:15:19,168 THOSE SHOES WERE GOING TO GO TO WASTE 290 00:15:19,203 --> 00:15:22,171 JUST LIKE THAT DAMN PINE... 291 00:15:22,206 --> 00:15:25,140 COFFIN YOU ORDERED. 292 00:15:53,702 --> 00:15:55,087 PHEW. 293 00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:18,027 WHEW. 294 00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:43,919 AHH. 295 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,782 HELLO, BOBBY. 296 00:16:48,817 --> 00:16:50,559 UH, HI, UNCLE. 297 00:16:52,561 --> 00:16:55,314 WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY BALL? 298 00:16:55,349 --> 00:16:56,181 OH! 299 00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:56,682 OH! 300 00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:02,296 WASTE NOT, WANT NOT. 301 00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:04,833 THAT'S WHAT I ALWAYS SAY. 302 00:18:04,868 --> 00:18:06,800 HERE WE ARE, 303 00:18:06,835 --> 00:18:08,302 IN SILENT REPOSE, 304 00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:10,339 JUST THE WAY I WANT YOU. 305 00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:23,152 DAMN. 306 00:18:23,569 --> 00:18:26,021 YOU'RE A NUISANCE EVEN WHEN YOU'RE DEAD. 307 00:18:26,488 --> 00:18:29,658 I'M SURE AS HELL NOT GONNA ORDER ANOTHER COFFIN. 308 00:18:34,746 --> 00:18:36,615 HMM. 309 00:18:59,521 --> 00:19:01,023 UH... 310 00:19:07,946 --> 00:19:09,948 BOY AIN'T AS DUMB AS I THOUGHT HE WAS. 311 00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:11,950 DAMN FLUORIDE. 312 00:19:25,797 --> 00:19:27,691 STRANGE HOW HE SHOULD HAPPEN 313 00:19:27,726 --> 00:19:29,656 TO FALL DOWN THE STAIRS AGAIN, 314 00:19:29,691 --> 00:19:31,598 ISN'T IT, MR. THORNTONBERRY? 315 00:19:31,633 --> 00:19:33,637 WELL, PERHAPS IT'S FOR THE BEST. 316 00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:35,799 THE BOY WAS YOUNG AND FULL OF VIGOR. 317 00:19:35,834 --> 00:19:38,427 HE WOULD'VE MADE A MISERABLE CRIPPLE. 318 00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:41,763 SUCH A SHORT COFFIN 319 00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:43,599 FOR A BOY SO TALL. 320 00:19:44,066 --> 00:19:44,066 FOR A BOY SO TALL. 321 00:19:49,821 --> 00:19:51,823 WHAT YOU WANT, CLYDE? 322 00:19:54,326 --> 00:19:56,293 BYE, MR. THORNTONBERRY. 323 00:19:56,328 --> 00:19:58,330 WHERE THE HELL YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? 324 00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:00,349 YOU GOT WORK TO DO. 325 00:20:00,384 --> 00:20:02,334 I AIN'T DOING NOTHIN'. 326 00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:04,418 I'M QUITTIN'. 327 00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:08,423 LOOK, I KNOW THAT NICE YOUNG MAN 328 00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:12,044 DIDN'T DIE IN NO ACCIDENT. 329 00:20:12,079 --> 00:20:14,344 I KNOW IT. 330 00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:16,313 I CAN'T PROVE IT, 331 00:20:16,348 --> 00:20:19,134 BUT I KNOW WHAT I KNOW. 332 00:20:19,685 --> 00:20:19,685 BUT I KNOW WHAT I KNOW. 333 00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:24,321 THEN GOOD RIDDANCE, 334 00:20:24,356 --> 00:20:26,858 YOU NO-ACCOUNT ORGAN FREAK. 335 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:30,111 I DON'T NEED YOU! 336 00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:31,828 I DON'T NEED ANYBODY! 337 00:20:31,863 --> 00:20:34,316 GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE AND STAY OUT, YOU PERVERT! 338 00:20:41,373 --> 00:20:42,839 OH, UNH... 339 00:20:42,874 --> 00:20:42,874 OH, UNH... 340 00:20:51,883 --> 00:20:54,469 WHO COULD THAT BE AT THIS UNGODLY HOUR? 341 00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:03,678 MESSING WITH ME THIS TIME OF NIGHT. 342 00:21:03,713 --> 00:21:05,931 DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND HERE. 343 00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:11,770 Ezra: WHO'S THERE? 344 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:12,271 Ezra: WHO'S THERE? 345 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:16,525 WHAT DO YOU WANT, YOU GODDAMN HOOLIGANS? 346 00:21:23,615 --> 00:21:25,882 DAMN PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS MESSING WITH ME. 347 00:21:25,917 --> 00:21:28,419 DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND HERE. 348 00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:30,922 THEY'RE ALWAYS TALKING AND SAYING THINGS... 349 00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:00,118 NOW, WHO THE HELL LEFT THIS ON? 350 00:22:00,619 --> 00:22:00,619 NOW, WHO THE HELL LEFT THIS ON? 351 00:22:04,623 --> 00:22:06,625 DAMN FOOLS. 352 00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:28,897 YOU TURNING MY LIGHTS ON, CLYDE, 353 00:22:29,398 --> 00:22:30,864 WHEREVER YOU ARE? 354 00:22:30,899 --> 00:22:33,402 THINK YOU CAN COME CRAWLING TO BEG FOR YOUR JOB BACK? 355 00:22:33,437 --> 00:22:35,904 WELL, THEN YOU CAN GO TO HELL. 356 00:22:52,704 --> 00:22:54,623 YOU TRYING TO SCARE ME, CLYDE? 357 00:22:54,658 --> 00:22:56,590 IS THAT IT? 358 00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:58,627 WELL, I GOT NEWS FOR YOU. 359 00:22:58,662 --> 00:23:00,629 I DON'T SCARE EASY. 360 00:23:01,129 --> 00:23:04,015 TAKES A LOT MORE THAN YOU GOT, THAT'S FOR SURE. 361 00:23:36,798 --> 00:23:39,885 AAH!AAH! 362 00:23:41,887 --> 00:23:43,088 UNH... 363 00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:54,516 MY LEGS. 364 00:23:54,551 --> 00:23:55,934 OH, MY GOD. 365 00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:00,070 I CAN'T... 366 00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:02,274 I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS. 367 00:24:02,309 --> 00:24:04,576 OH, MY GOD. 368 00:24:17,672 --> 00:24:19,508 IT CAN'T BE! 369 00:24:21,510 --> 00:24:23,011 OH, MY GOD. 370 00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:41,480 AHH! AH! AH! 371 00:24:45,984 --> 00:24:47,452 GOD, NO, NO, NO. 372 00:24:47,953 --> 00:24:47,953 GOD, NO, NO, NO. 373 00:24:55,460 --> 00:24:57,427 AH! 374 00:24:57,462 --> 00:25:00,882 LIKE IT SAYS IN THE BIBLE, UNCLE EZRA, 375 00:25:00,917 --> 00:25:05,253 BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER. 376 00:25:09,758 --> 00:25:12,143 THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING. 377 00:25:12,178 --> 00:25:13,610 SOMEBODY... 378 00:25:13,645 --> 00:25:16,147 SOMEBODY HELP ME! 379 00:25:16,182 --> 00:25:18,642 NO! NO! 380 00:25:18,677 --> 00:25:21,102 NO! 381 00:25:26,107 --> 00:25:27,859 WELL, LOOKS LIKE OLD EZRA 382 00:25:27,894 --> 00:25:29,576 LEARNED RAISING A TEEN 383 00:25:29,611 --> 00:25:32,113 IS NO WALK IN THE GRAVEYARD. 384 00:25:32,148 --> 00:25:33,580 NOW HE'S GOING TO NEED 385 00:25:33,615 --> 00:25:36,583 ONE OF HIS CHEAP COFFINS FOR HIMSELF. 386 00:25:36,618 --> 00:25:40,121 THAT'S WHAT HE GETS FOR HAVING A NAME LIKE EZRA. 387 00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:42,088 AS FOR POOR BOBBY, 388 00:25:42,123 --> 00:25:45,627 HE GOT A PRETTY NASTY CASE OF ATHLETE'S FOOT, DIDN'T HE? 389 00:25:45,662 --> 00:25:48,630 I MEAN, I'VE HEARD OF FOOTLOOSE, BUT YIKES! 390 00:25:49,130 --> 00:25:50,096 OH, WELL! 391 00:25:50,131 --> 00:25:52,133 I GUESS THE NEXT BEST THING TO MAKING A GOAL 392 00:25:52,634 --> 00:25:54,135 IS BECOMING A GHOUL. 393 00:25:54,170 --> 00:25:55,637 RIGHT, KIDDIES?