1 00:00:01,751 --> 00:00:03,253 Crypt Keeper: SHE LOVES ME. 2 00:00:03,288 --> 00:00:05,255 SHE LOVES ME NOT. 3 00:00:05,755 --> 00:00:07,257 SHE LOVES ME. 4 00:00:07,757 --> 00:00:10,176 SHE LOVES ME NOT. 5 00:00:10,211 --> 00:00:11,593 BLAH! 6 00:00:11,628 --> 00:00:15,632 WHAT DO FLOWERS KNOW ABOUT LOVE ANYWAY? 7 00:00:17,634 --> 00:00:21,569 WELL, HELLO THERE, BOILS AND GHOULS. 8 00:00:21,604 --> 00:00:25,608 JUST GETTING IN THE MOOD FOR TONIGHT'S TAWDRY TALE, 9 00:00:25,643 --> 00:00:30,613 A STORY OF LOVE AND LURID LUST IN THE DUST. 10 00:00:32,115 --> 00:00:35,618 SURE TO AROUSE THE SICKIES AMONGST YOU 11 00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:39,122 TO SOME HEAVY BREATHING... 12 00:00:39,622 --> 00:00:42,600 A TALE I CALL 4- SIDED TRIANGLE. 13 00:00:42,635 --> 00:00:45,578 A TALE I CALL 4- SIDED TRIANGLE. 14 00:01:29,839 --> 00:01:30,840 MARY JO! 15 00:01:31,341 --> 00:01:31,341 MARY JO! 16 00:01:34,844 --> 00:01:36,811 MARY JO, WHERE'S MY COFFEE? 17 00:01:36,846 --> 00:01:38,347 SORRY, MS. YATES. I MUST HAVE OVERSLEPT. 18 00:01:38,382 --> 00:01:39,849 I TOLD YOU! I TOLD YOU I WANT MY COFFEE 19 00:01:40,350 --> 00:01:41,851 WHEN I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING. 20 00:01:42,352 --> 00:01:44,220 DON'T LIE TO ME, YOU LITTLE BITCH! 21 00:01:46,473 --> 00:01:47,939 YOU CLUMSY LITTLE FOOL. 22 00:01:47,974 --> 00:01:48,975 HERE. SEE IF YOU CAN DO SOMETHING RIGHT, 23 00:01:49,476 --> 00:01:50,977 AND GET ME MY EGGS. 24 00:01:51,012 --> 00:01:53,062 GO ON! 25 00:01:58,067 --> 00:02:01,070 AND REMEMBER, DON'T BREAK ANY, OR I'LL BREAK YOU. 26 00:02:34,270 --> 00:02:35,271 SHOO. 27 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:14,719 MILK THE COW. 28 00:04:14,754 --> 00:04:16,539 MRS. YATES WANTS HER EGGS. 29 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:36,442 I SAID MILK THE COW. 30 00:05:15,014 --> 00:05:15,980 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 31 00:05:16,015 --> 00:05:20,019 I JUST WANT TO TALK, MARY JO. THAT'S ALL. 32 00:05:20,054 --> 00:05:21,486 ABOUT WHAT? 33 00:05:21,521 --> 00:05:23,988 OH, YOU KNOW... THINGS. 34 00:05:24,023 --> 00:05:26,526 LOOK, MR. YATES, I NEVER DONE NOTHING WRONG BY YOU. 35 00:05:26,561 --> 00:05:29,529 YOU GOT NO CAUSE IN BOTHERING ME. 36 00:05:30,530 --> 00:05:31,531 OH! 37 00:05:31,566 --> 00:05:33,175 AAH! 38 00:05:33,210 --> 00:05:34,749 NO! 39 00:05:34,784 --> 00:05:36,085 BITCH! 40 00:05:36,586 --> 00:05:38,337 AHH! 41 00:05:38,372 --> 00:05:40,089 OH! 42 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:42,091 MR. YATES, I'M GOING TO TELL YOUR WIFE! 43 00:05:42,126 --> 00:05:43,558 LET ME BE! 44 00:05:43,593 --> 00:05:46,095 YOU DO-YOU DO, 45 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:48,598 AND I'M GOING TO CALL THE POLICE, 46 00:05:48,633 --> 00:05:50,565 TELL THEM ABOUT HOW I PICKED YOU UP 47 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:52,317 RUNNING THAT NIGHT OUTSIDE THE STOP AND GO 48 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:55,188 WHEN THE OWNER WAS YELLING ABOUT HOW HE GOT ROBBED. 49 00:05:55,688 --> 00:05:56,654 PLEASE, CALL THE POLICE. 50 00:05:56,689 --> 00:05:58,191 CALL THE POLICE. I WANT TO BE ANYWHERE BUT HERE. 51 00:05:58,226 --> 00:06:00,693 OH, NO. 52 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:04,697 ONCE YOU COME THIS FAR, LITTLE GIRL, 53 00:06:04,732 --> 00:06:08,201 YOU DON'T GET TO LEAVE- NOT EVER! 54 00:06:08,236 --> 00:06:09,167 AAH! 55 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:10,703 MRS. YATES! 56 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:11,704 COME ON, YOU STUPID BITCH. 57 00:06:12,071 --> 00:06:12,071 COME ON, YOU STUPID BITCH. 58 00:06:14,323 --> 00:06:15,324 MARY JO! 59 00:06:17,744 --> 00:06:18,626 MRS. YATES! 60 00:06:18,661 --> 00:06:21,748 Mrs. Yates: MARY JO, IS THAT YOU? 61 00:06:21,783 --> 00:06:23,016 AAH! 62 00:06:23,051 --> 00:06:24,250 UNH. 63 00:06:28,254 --> 00:06:29,255 Mrs. Yates: MARY JO! 64 00:06:33,309 --> 00:06:34,310 MARY JO. 65 00:06:34,345 --> 00:06:35,311 MARY... 66 00:06:40,733 --> 00:06:43,236 Mrs. Yates: MARY JO! WHERE ARE YOU? 67 00:06:43,736 --> 00:06:43,736 Mrs. Yates: MARY JO! WHERE ARE YOU? 68 00:06:49,358 --> 00:06:51,661 Mrs. Yates: MARY JO. 69 00:07:00,787 --> 00:07:02,171 MARY JO! 70 00:07:05,208 --> 00:07:06,509 MARY JO! 71 00:07:08,761 --> 00:07:10,263 MARY JO! 72 00:07:15,184 --> 00:07:17,553 GEORGE, HAVE YOU SEEN MARY JO AROUND? 73 00:07:19,472 --> 00:07:21,189 NO. 74 00:07:21,224 --> 00:07:23,943 YOU DIDN'T HEAR HER SCREAM? 75 00:07:23,978 --> 00:07:25,660 SCREAM? 76 00:07:25,695 --> 00:07:27,662 NO, I DIDN'T- 77 00:07:27,697 --> 00:07:29,699 I DIDN'T HEAR HER SCREAM. 78 00:07:32,618 --> 00:07:34,787 WHAT'S THAT ALL OVER YOUR FRONT? 79 00:07:37,073 --> 00:07:41,077 I WAS MILKING THE COW. I GUESS I SPILT SOME. 80 00:07:41,112 --> 00:07:44,964 GEORGE, YOU DON'T MILK THE COW. 81 00:07:44,999 --> 00:07:46,215 MARY JO DOES. 82 00:07:51,003 --> 00:07:51,969 I'M SORRY, LOUISA. 83 00:07:52,004 --> 00:07:53,005 I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO IT. 84 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:54,006 DO WHAT? 85 00:08:08,354 --> 00:08:09,355 UNH. 86 00:08:11,524 --> 00:08:12,525 HOW MANY TIMES I GOT TO TELL YOU? 87 00:08:13,025 --> 00:08:13,991 YOU DON'T KILL HELP, GEORGE. 88 00:08:14,026 --> 00:08:15,528 YOU BEAT THEM, BUT YOU DON'T KILL THEM. 89 00:08:15,563 --> 00:08:16,994 I KNOW IT. 90 00:08:17,029 --> 00:08:18,280 SHE SPILT THE MILK, LOUISA. 91 00:08:18,315 --> 00:08:19,799 THERE'S ALWAYS MORE MILK. 92 00:08:19,834 --> 00:08:21,284 THERE AIN'T ALWAYS MORE HELP. 93 00:08:22,585 --> 00:08:24,086 LOOK. BLOOD. 94 00:08:32,295 --> 00:08:34,046 UNH. 95 00:08:35,431 --> 00:08:36,933 SHE MUST BE IN THERE. 96 00:08:36,968 --> 00:08:38,851 PICK ME UP. 97 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:39,852 WHAT? 98 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:41,854 YOU HEARD ME. PICK ME UP! 99 00:08:41,889 --> 00:08:43,222 PICK ME UP! 100 00:08:43,257 --> 00:08:44,223 OK. 101 00:09:09,498 --> 00:09:10,499 UNH. 102 00:09:13,636 --> 00:09:15,004 THERE. 103 00:09:23,679 --> 00:09:24,779 WELL? 104 00:09:24,814 --> 00:09:27,448 SHE'S ALIVE. 105 00:09:27,483 --> 00:09:29,402 THANK GOD FOR SOMETHING. 106 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:36,075 I DON'T WANT YOU LISTENING 107 00:09:36,110 --> 00:09:37,041 TO ANYTHING SHE SAYS 108 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:39,579 'CAUSE SHE'S HAD A BLOW TO THE HEAD. 109 00:09:39,614 --> 00:09:42,582 WHY? WHAT'S SHE GOING TO SAY? 110 00:09:42,617 --> 00:09:44,584 I DON'T KNOW. 111 00:09:45,084 --> 00:09:46,452 Mary Jo: UNH. 112 00:09:47,370 --> 00:09:48,336 WHERE IS HE? 113 00:09:48,371 --> 00:09:49,755 Louisa: WHERE'S WHO? MY MAN. 114 00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:50,506 YOUR WHAT? 115 00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:53,301 MY MAN! WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HIM? 116 00:09:53,336 --> 00:09:56,384 HE WAS JUST HERE A SECOND AGO. 117 00:09:56,419 --> 00:09:59,432 I WANTED HIM TO MAKE LOVE TO ME, 118 00:09:59,467 --> 00:10:01,350 BUT HE WOULDN'T. 119 00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:03,352 OH, HE WOULDN'T. 120 00:10:05,254 --> 00:10:06,255 I TOLD YOU. 121 00:10:09,258 --> 00:10:10,259 TOUCHED. 122 00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:10,760 TOUCHED. 123 00:10:55,971 --> 00:10:57,438 YOU SMELL GOOD, MARY JO. 124 00:10:57,473 --> 00:10:59,975 YOU LIKE IT? IT'S HONEYSUCKLE. 125 00:11:00,010 --> 00:11:01,442 I FOUND IT OUTSIDE. 126 00:11:01,477 --> 00:11:03,979 I RUBBED IT ALL OVER MY BODY FOR MY MAN. 127 00:11:05,981 --> 00:11:07,948 YOU AIN'T GOT NO MAN, MARY JO. 128 00:11:07,983 --> 00:11:10,986 AIN'T NOBODY AROUND FOR 60 MILES EXCEPT US. 129 00:11:11,487 --> 00:11:12,453 YES, I DO. 130 00:11:12,488 --> 00:11:14,490 I GOT ME A MAN, EVEN IF HE WON'T TOUCH ME. 131 00:11:25,167 --> 00:11:26,634 DAMN FOOL. 132 00:11:26,669 --> 00:11:28,135 WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MR. YATES? 133 00:11:28,170 --> 00:11:29,672 OH, JUST TRYING TO BE FRIENDLY, MARY JO. 134 00:11:29,707 --> 00:11:30,673 WELL, I HAVE A FRIEND, 135 00:11:31,173 --> 00:11:32,675 AND HE DOESN'T DO THAT TO ME. 136 00:11:39,682 --> 00:11:40,398 I'M A GOOD LOVER. 137 00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:41,650 WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING IN HERE? 138 00:11:44,019 --> 00:11:44,985 TALKING. 139 00:11:45,020 --> 00:11:46,320 TALKING ABOUT WHAT? 140 00:11:46,355 --> 00:11:49,158 UH, NOTHING, LOUISA, JUST TALK. 141 00:11:49,193 --> 00:11:50,958 I DIDN'T ASK YOU, GEORGE. 142 00:11:50,993 --> 00:11:53,294 WHAT WERE YOU AND MR. YATES TALKING ABOUT? 143 00:11:53,329 --> 00:11:56,415 WELL, I WAS TELLING MR. YATES NOT TO GET FRIENDLY WITH ME, 144 00:11:56,450 --> 00:11:58,751 BECAUSE I ALREADY GOT A FRIEND LIKE THAT. 145 00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:04,957 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "GET FRIENDLY"? 146 00:12:04,992 --> 00:12:06,842 WHAT DID MR. YATES DO? 147 00:12:07,343 --> 00:12:08,844 DAMN IT, LOUISA, YOU... 148 00:12:09,345 --> 00:12:10,728 YOU KNOW WHAT SHE'S LIKE NOW-TOUCHED. 149 00:12:10,763 --> 00:12:13,549 SHE'S BRAGGING ABOUT SOME MAN SHE CLAIMS SHE GOT. 150 00:12:13,584 --> 00:12:15,015 I DO! 151 00:12:15,050 --> 00:12:16,051 I GOT ME A MAN. 152 00:12:16,552 --> 00:12:18,053 YOU DO, HUH? 153 00:12:18,554 --> 00:12:20,439 THIS MAN OF YOURS, WHAT'S HE LOOK LIKE? 154 00:12:20,474 --> 00:12:22,656 WELL, HE'S REAL TALL. 155 00:12:22,691 --> 00:12:24,693 AND HE ALWAYS WEARS A HAT AND A SUIT. 156 00:12:24,728 --> 00:12:27,713 AND HE'S ALWAYS SMILING AT ME, 157 00:12:27,748 --> 00:12:30,699 AND HE'S SO BIG AND STRONG. 158 00:12:30,734 --> 00:12:32,151 ENOUGH OF THAT. 159 00:12:34,153 --> 00:12:36,155 SOMEDAY HE'S GOING TO MAKE LOVE TO ME. 160 00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:37,621 ENOUGH, I SAID! 161 00:12:37,656 --> 00:12:39,158 NOW GET IN THERE AND SET THE TABLE! 162 00:12:39,658 --> 00:12:39,658 NOW GET IN THERE AND SET THE TABLE! 163 00:12:53,172 --> 00:12:55,057 WELL, ONE GOOD THING ABOUT THIS, ANYWAY. 164 00:12:55,092 --> 00:12:56,941 WHAT? 165 00:12:56,976 --> 00:12:59,443 SHE'S CRAZY, GEORGE. 166 00:12:59,478 --> 00:13:00,980 WHERE'S A CRAZY GIRL GOING TO RUN? 167 00:13:01,015 --> 00:13:02,982 WHO'S GOING TO TAKE HER IN? 168 00:13:06,485 --> 00:13:07,987 NOBODY. 169 00:13:09,488 --> 00:13:10,955 RIGHT. 170 00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:12,441 WE GOT HER FOR LIFE, GEORGE- 171 00:13:12,992 --> 00:13:14,944 FREE HELP THAT AIN'T GOIN' NOWHERE. 172 00:13:15,444 --> 00:13:15,444 FREE HELP THAT AIN'T GOIN' NOWHERE. 173 00:13:16,412 --> 00:13:17,780 YEAH. 174 00:13:19,448 --> 00:13:22,418 RIGHT. THIS ONE'S TO BE HERE FOREVER, AIN'T SHE? 175 00:13:25,871 --> 00:13:27,338 MAYBE. 176 00:13:27,373 --> 00:13:29,258 WHY IS THAT MAKING YOU SO HAPPY? 177 00:13:31,093 --> 00:13:32,094 WELL, LIKE YOU SAID, 178 00:13:32,595 --> 00:13:34,096 IT'S SOMEBODY TO TAKE CARE OF US FOREVER. 179 00:13:34,131 --> 00:13:35,464 I LIKE THAT IDEA. 180 00:13:37,433 --> 00:13:39,827 Mary Jo: CHICKEN POT PIE 181 00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:42,234 AIN'T GONNA RUN AWAY 182 00:13:42,269 --> 00:13:44,439 CHICKEN POT PIE 183 00:13:44,474 --> 00:13:46,574 NO PLACE TO GO 184 00:13:46,609 --> 00:13:49,076 CHICKEN POT PIE 185 00:13:49,111 --> 00:13:52,580 DON'T MATTER ANYHOW? 186 00:13:52,615 --> 00:13:53,115 DON'T MATTER ANYHOW? 187 00:13:54,116 --> 00:13:58,120 I GOT MYSELF A SWEETHEART 188 00:13:58,621 --> 00:13:58,621 I GOT MYSELF A SWEETHEART 189 00:14:40,779 --> 00:14:42,281 UNH. 190 00:16:04,913 --> 00:16:05,914 HI. 191 00:16:08,917 --> 00:16:10,384 I CHANGED. 192 00:16:10,419 --> 00:16:12,421 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 193 00:16:12,456 --> 00:16:14,423 YOU DON'T LIKE IT? 194 00:16:14,923 --> 00:16:14,923 YOU DON'T LIKE IT? 195 00:16:15,924 --> 00:16:18,427 WELL, I WORE IT SPECIAL, JUST FOR YOU. 196 00:16:18,927 --> 00:16:18,927 WELL, I WORE IT SPECIAL, JUST FOR YOU. 197 00:16:21,430 --> 00:16:23,932 I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU OUT HERE ALL DAY. 198 00:16:24,433 --> 00:16:27,436 IT MAKES ME FEEL SO LONESOME FOR YOU. 199 00:16:27,471 --> 00:16:31,440 I SEEN YOU WATCHING ME, TOO. 200 00:16:31,475 --> 00:16:33,601 NOW, DON'T BE SHY. 201 00:16:33,636 --> 00:16:35,728 I KNOW YOU WANT ME. 202 00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:40,199 SO CRAZY, SHE DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE 203 00:16:40,699 --> 00:16:42,701 BETWEEN THAT THING AND A REAL MAN. 204 00:16:46,205 --> 00:16:48,123 I LOVE YOU. 205 00:16:48,574 --> 00:16:48,574 I LOVE YOU. 206 00:16:55,914 --> 00:16:57,666 NO, MR. YATES, STOP! 207 00:16:57,701 --> 00:17:00,561 THIS HERE IS MY MAN. 208 00:17:00,596 --> 00:17:02,759 HE'S NOT REAL, MARY JO. 209 00:17:02,794 --> 00:17:04,888 HE'S JUST RAG AND STRAW 210 00:17:04,923 --> 00:17:06,425 AND A POLE STUCK IN THE GROUND. 211 00:17:06,809 --> 00:17:08,452 HE CAN'T MAKE LOVE TO YOU. 212 00:17:08,487 --> 00:17:10,095 YES, HE CAN. HE WILL SOMEDAY. 213 00:17:10,596 --> 00:17:12,014 I KNOW HE WILL. 214 00:17:12,514 --> 00:17:15,517 YOU LISTEN TO ME, YOU LITTLE SIMPLETON. 215 00:17:15,552 --> 00:17:17,519 HE AIN'T NO FLESH-AND-BLOOD MAN. 216 00:17:17,554 --> 00:17:19,486 I AM! 217 00:17:19,521 --> 00:17:22,024 I AM! I AM! 218 00:17:22,059 --> 00:17:23,490 NO! 219 00:17:23,525 --> 00:17:24,526 MARY JO! 220 00:17:25,027 --> 00:17:25,027 MARY JO! 221 00:17:32,451 --> 00:17:33,452 WHERE YOU BEEN? 222 00:17:33,952 --> 00:17:33,952 WHERE YOU BEEN? 223 00:17:38,624 --> 00:17:41,960 I HEARD A CRITTER BOTHERING THE CHICKENS. 224 00:17:41,995 --> 00:17:43,962 YOU GET HIM? 225 00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:45,464 NO. 226 00:17:48,467 --> 00:17:49,968 I DIDN'T EVEN SEE HIM. 227 00:17:52,971 --> 00:17:54,973 THERE'S YOUR CRITTER, GEORGE- 228 00:17:55,357 --> 00:17:56,273 MARY JO COMING BACK 229 00:17:56,308 --> 00:17:58,694 FROM MEETING WITH HER MAN. 230 00:18:02,698 --> 00:18:04,700 SO THAT'S WHAT IT WAS. 231 00:18:05,067 --> 00:18:08,904 DAMN OLD SIMPLETON KEEPING ME UP ALL NIGHT. 232 00:18:13,158 --> 00:18:15,410 YOU'RE A FOOL, GEORGE, 233 00:18:15,961 --> 00:18:17,746 A STUPID OLD FOOL. 234 00:18:40,819 --> 00:18:43,103 HI, MARY JO. 235 00:18:43,138 --> 00:18:46,475 YOU'RE DRESSING KIND OF DIFFERENT, AIN'T YOU? 236 00:18:46,510 --> 00:18:49,812 IT'S FOR MY FELLA. DO YOU THINK HE'LL LIKE IT? 237 00:18:49,847 --> 00:18:51,230 HA HA HA! 238 00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:55,100 YEAH. YEAH, I'M SURE HE'S GOING TO LOVE IT. 239 00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:57,985 I HOPE SO. 240 00:18:58,020 --> 00:19:00,370 I HAVE ANOTHER DATE WITH HIM TONIGHT AT MIDNIGHT. 241 00:19:00,405 --> 00:19:04,610 MAYBE HE'LL LIKE ME A LITTLE BIT BETTER DRESSED LIKE THIS. 242 00:19:07,663 --> 00:19:08,664 HUH. 243 00:19:13,502 --> 00:19:15,937 AIN'T GONNA RUN AWAY I GOT A SWEETHEART 244 00:19:15,972 --> 00:19:18,373 AIN'T GONNA RUN AWAY I GOT A SWEETHEART 245 00:19:30,485 --> 00:19:32,754 NIGHT, LOUISA. 246 00:19:32,789 --> 00:19:35,023 NIGHT, GEORGE. 247 00:19:36,024 --> 00:19:36,992 GEORGE... 248 00:19:39,027 --> 00:19:40,028 YOU KNOW WHAT I'D DO TO YOU 249 00:19:40,495 --> 00:19:43,714 IF I CAUGHT YOU CHEATING ON ME, DON'T YOU? 250 00:19:43,749 --> 00:19:47,035 SAME THING YOU DO TO BULLS WHEN YOU WANT THEM TO BE STEERS. 251 00:19:49,454 --> 00:19:52,691 I AIN'T CHEATING ON YOU, LOUISA. 252 00:19:52,726 --> 00:19:55,928 I KNOW YOU'RE NOT, GEORGE. NOT NOW. 253 00:20:22,321 --> 00:20:23,322 OH. 254 00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:31,663 AAH! 255 00:22:39,341 --> 00:22:40,307 YOU'RE ALIVE! 256 00:22:40,342 --> 00:22:42,844 YOU'RE REALLY AND TRULY ALIVE! 257 00:23:13,291 --> 00:23:14,292 MARY JO! 258 00:23:14,793 --> 00:23:14,793 MARY JO! 259 00:23:54,032 --> 00:23:55,033 WHAT? 260 00:23:55,534 --> 00:23:58,537 NO! COME BACK! 261 00:24:01,039 --> 00:24:02,040 DON'T GO! DON'T GO! 262 00:24:02,075 --> 00:24:04,007 COME BACK! 263 00:24:04,042 --> 00:24:08,046 DON'T LEAVE ME! 264 00:24:12,551 --> 00:24:14,052 STAY WITH ME! 265 00:24:16,555 --> 00:24:18,557 DON'T GO! 266 00:24:24,563 --> 00:24:25,063 NO. 267 00:24:25,564 --> 00:24:25,564 NO. 268 00:24:28,066 --> 00:24:33,989 WHERE IS HE? 269 00:24:35,490 --> 00:24:36,491 WHERE IS HE? 270 00:24:36,526 --> 00:24:37,492 WHERE IS WHO? 271 00:24:37,993 --> 00:24:39,459 GEORGE! WHERE'S GEORGE? 272 00:24:39,494 --> 00:24:41,997 AIN'T NOBODY HERE BUT ME AND MY MAN. 273 00:24:42,032 --> 00:24:44,431 OH, MY GOD! 274 00:24:44,466 --> 00:24:47,434 YOU FOOL! YOU STUPID LITTLE FOOL. 275 00:24:47,469 --> 00:24:49,971 THIS IS JUST A SCARECROW, CAN'T YOU SEE THAT? 276 00:24:50,006 --> 00:24:51,438 THEY CAN'T DO ANYTHING. 277 00:24:51,473 --> 00:24:53,475 THEY'RE JUST RAGS AND STRAW! 278 00:24:53,975 --> 00:24:55,442 YOU'RE WRONG! HE'S ALIVE. 279 00:24:55,477 --> 00:24:57,479 HE WAS JUST ABOUT TO MAKE LOVE TO ME 280 00:24:57,514 --> 00:24:58,480 WHEN YOU SHOWED UP. 281 00:24:58,980 --> 00:25:00,982 DON'T ARGUE WITH ME, YOU LITTLE FOOL! 282 00:25:01,017 --> 00:25:03,985 I'LL SHOW YOU HE'S STRAW! 283 00:25:04,020 --> 00:25:05,003 UNH. 284 00:25:05,038 --> 00:25:05,952 NO! 285 00:25:05,987 --> 00:25:09,491 SEE? STRAW! NOTHING BUT STRAW! 286 00:25:09,526 --> 00:25:11,110 UNH. 287 00:25:11,145 --> 00:25:12,670 STRAW! 288 00:25:12,705 --> 00:25:14,161 AAH! 289 00:25:14,196 --> 00:25:16,615 SEE, NOTHING BUT STRAW. 290 00:25:30,428 --> 00:25:33,897 YOU FOOL. 291 00:25:33,932 --> 00:25:36,935 YOU STUPID OLD FOOL. 292 00:25:37,435 --> 00:25:37,435 YOU STUPID OLD FOOL. 293 00:25:59,074 --> 00:26:00,575 AAH! 294 00:26:37,779 --> 00:26:41,032 CHICKEN POT PIE, AND I DON'T CARE 295 00:26:41,067 --> 00:26:44,251 I'M FREE AT LAST! WOO-HOO! 296 00:26:44,286 --> 00:26:46,288 CHICKEN POT PIE, AND I DON'T CARE 297 00:26:46,671 --> 00:26:47,171 CHICKEN POT PIE 298 00:26:47,206 --> 00:26:47,672 CHICKEN POT PIE 299 00:26:50,125 --> 00:26:54,095 Crypt Keeper: THAT YOUNG LADY CERTAINLY KNEW HOW TO MAKE HER POINT. 300 00:26:54,596 --> 00:26:58,064 BUT WHAT A SHAME FOR POOR GEORGE AND LOUISA. 301 00:26:58,099 --> 00:27:02,103 THEY THOUGHT THEY HAD THE LABOR PROBLEMS ALL SEWED UP, 302 00:27:02,138 --> 00:27:06,107 BUT MARY JO FORMED HER OWN UNION WITH THE SCARECROW. 303 00:27:09,110 --> 00:27:12,614 AND JUST WHEN GEORGE WAS GOING TO REWARD MARY JO 304 00:27:12,649 --> 00:27:17,619 FOR ALL HER HARD WORK WITH A BIG BONUS. 305 00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:19,586 UNH. 306 00:27:19,621 --> 00:27:25,126 NOW, THAT IS DEFINITELY NOT WHAT YOU CALL SAFE SEX. 307 00:27:25,161 --> 00:27:27,093 TUNE IN NEXT WEEK, KIDDIES, 308 00:27:27,128 --> 00:27:31,132 FOR ANOTHER TERRIBLY TRAUMATIC TALE. 309 00:27:31,633 --> 00:27:35,352 HA HA HA!