1 00:00:06,940 --> 00:00:08,942 HELLO, PARTY ANIMALS. 2 00:00:09,442 --> 00:00:11,945 ARE YOU READY TO BOP TILL YOU DROP? 3 00:00:12,445 --> 00:00:13,696 DEAD, THAT IS. 4 00:00:13,731 --> 00:00:14,948 HA HA HA HA HA HA! 5 00:00:15,448 --> 00:00:18,451 TONIGHT I'VE CHOSEN A FIENDISH LITTLE TALE 6 00:00:18,486 --> 00:00:22,420 FROM MY HOLD OF MOLDY OLDIES. 7 00:00:22,455 --> 00:00:25,458 WE'VE BEEN INVITED TO AN ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION 8 00:00:25,493 --> 00:00:27,460 OF HOLY DEADLOCK. 9 00:00:27,961 --> 00:00:30,964 YOU KNOW, TO LOVE AND TO PERISH, 10 00:00:30,999 --> 00:00:33,466 FOR RICHER, FOR HORROR, 11 00:00:33,967 --> 00:00:36,970 IN SICKNESS AND IN STEALTH, 12 00:00:37,470 --> 00:00:39,722 TILL DEATH DO US PART. 13 00:00:39,757 --> 00:00:41,975 HA HA HA HA HA HA! 14 00:00:42,475 --> 00:00:44,442 THIS IS ONE ANNIVERSARY 15 00:00:44,477 --> 00:00:47,480 THE HUSBAND WILL NEVER FORGET. 16 00:01:46,923 --> 00:01:48,258 4 HOURS? 17 00:01:51,177 --> 00:01:53,930 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 18 00:01:53,965 --> 00:01:57,182 UMM... SHOPPING, 19 00:01:57,217 --> 00:01:59,100 JUST LIKE I TOLD YOU. 20 00:01:59,135 --> 00:02:01,471 AND ALAN INSISTED ON BUYING ME THIS NEW COAT. 21 00:02:01,506 --> 00:02:03,855 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 22 00:02:03,890 --> 00:02:06,392 YOU SAID YOU'D BE ONE HOUR, 23 00:02:06,427 --> 00:02:08,159 2 AT THE MOST. 24 00:02:08,194 --> 00:02:10,980 I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D BE THIS UPSET ABOUT IT. 25 00:02:11,015 --> 00:02:13,915 I'M NOT UPSET. 26 00:02:13,950 --> 00:02:16,552 I'M SURE YOU HAD A LOT- 27 00:02:16,587 --> 00:02:19,155 A LOT OF CATCHING UP TO DO. 28 00:02:21,708 --> 00:02:24,961 I'M SURE YOU WOULD'VE BEEN MUCH HAPPIER IF YOU'D COME OUT HERE ALONE. 29 00:02:24,996 --> 00:02:27,964 RICHARD, NOW DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. 30 00:02:27,999 --> 00:02:30,431 ALAN IS YOURFRIEND. 31 00:02:30,466 --> 00:02:33,469 HE WAS THE BEST MAN AT OUR WEDDING. 32 00:02:33,504 --> 00:02:35,687 THAT WAS 10 YEARS AGO. 33 00:02:35,722 --> 00:02:38,558 HOW MANY TIMES HAVE WE SEEN HIM? 34 00:02:39,058 --> 00:02:40,525 ONCE? 35 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:42,562 TWICE SINCE THEN? 36 00:02:45,565 --> 00:02:47,066 THINGS CHANGE, DELLA. 37 00:02:48,568 --> 00:02:49,569 PEOPLE CHANGE. 38 00:02:50,069 --> 00:02:51,571 RICHARD, PLEASE, DON'T DO THIS. 39 00:02:52,071 --> 00:02:53,573 NOT NOW. 40 00:02:55,074 --> 00:02:57,076 IT'S OUR ANNIVERSARY. 41 00:02:57,111 --> 00:02:58,543 I KNOW. 42 00:02:58,578 --> 00:03:00,580 I'M CELEBRATING... 43 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:02,365 ALONE. 44 00:03:06,870 --> 00:03:08,788 Della: I'M GOING TO BED. 45 00:03:15,128 --> 00:03:17,130 Richard: HE SHOULDN'T BE BUYING YOU THINGS. 46 00:03:17,165 --> 00:03:18,674 DON'T START, OK? 47 00:03:18,709 --> 00:03:20,148 IT BELITTLES ME. 48 00:03:20,183 --> 00:03:22,560 YOU BELITTLE YOURSELF. 49 00:03:22,595 --> 00:03:25,438 LOOK AT THIS PLACE. 50 00:03:28,942 --> 00:03:31,477 HE'S RUBBING MY FACE IN HIS SUCCESS. 51 00:03:31,512 --> 00:03:32,744 CAN'T YOU SEE THAT? 52 00:03:32,779 --> 00:03:35,982 ALL I SEE IS AN OLD FRIEND WHO LOVES US 53 00:03:36,017 --> 00:03:38,068 AND WANTS TO SEE US HAPPY. 54 00:03:38,103 --> 00:03:40,119 OF COURSE YOU'D SEE THAT. 55 00:03:40,154 --> 00:03:42,503 RICHARD, PLEASE. 56 00:03:42,538 --> 00:03:45,291 THIS TRIP IS HIS ANNIVERSARY PRESENT TO US, 57 00:03:45,326 --> 00:03:48,044 AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO RUIN IT FOR HIM. 58 00:03:51,881 --> 00:03:54,384 AND YOU'RE DOING A GOOD JOB OF RUINING IT FOR ME. 59 00:03:54,884 --> 00:03:54,884 AND YOU'RE DOING A GOOD JOB OF RUINING IT FOR ME. 60 00:04:05,895 --> 00:04:08,097 I'M SORRY. 61 00:04:08,398 --> 00:04:08,398 I'M SORRY. 62 00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:18,741 YOU'RE ALWAYS SORRY. 63 00:04:23,746 --> 00:04:25,997 I LOVE YOU, DELLA. 64 00:04:26,032 --> 00:04:29,369 I LOVE YOU SO GODDAMN MUCH. 65 00:04:29,786 --> 00:04:32,730 I'M AFRAID I'M GOING TO LOSE YOU. 66 00:04:32,765 --> 00:04:35,675 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LOSE ME, RICHARD. 67 00:04:35,710 --> 00:04:38,761 YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO LOSE ME. 68 00:04:38,796 --> 00:04:41,179 NOT NOW, NOT EVER. 69 00:04:41,214 --> 00:04:43,016 BUT YOU'RE THE ONLY THING I HAVE 70 00:04:43,051 --> 00:04:44,384 THAT'S ANY GOOD. 71 00:04:44,884 --> 00:04:46,351 COME HERE. 72 00:04:46,386 --> 00:04:48,388 COME HERE, SWEETHEART. 73 00:04:48,423 --> 00:04:51,356 COME HERE. 74 00:04:51,391 --> 00:04:54,394 I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN ABLE TO GIVE YOU ANY KIDS. 75 00:04:56,396 --> 00:04:57,897 IT'S ALL GOING TO WORK OUT. 76 00:04:57,932 --> 00:04:59,399 YOU'LL SEE. 77 00:04:59,899 --> 00:05:01,401 IT'S GOING TO BE WONDERFUL. 78 00:05:10,910 --> 00:05:13,878 RICHARD. 79 00:05:13,913 --> 00:05:15,380 DON'T ANSWER IT. 80 00:05:15,415 --> 00:05:17,917 IT'S PROBABLY ALAN. I TOLD HIM TO CALL. 81 00:05:17,952 --> 00:05:19,419 LET IT RING, DELLA. 82 00:05:19,919 --> 00:05:20,920 I'LL JUST BE A MINUTE. 83 00:05:21,421 --> 00:05:21,921 LET IT RING. 84 00:05:22,422 --> 00:05:22,422 LET IT RING. 85 00:05:24,924 --> 00:05:26,676 HELLO? 86 00:05:26,711 --> 00:05:28,428 HI. 87 00:05:28,928 --> 00:05:30,930 UH-HUH. YEAH. 88 00:05:31,431 --> 00:05:32,932 I KNEW IT WAS GOING TO BE YOU. 89 00:05:34,817 --> 00:05:37,236 NO, I DIDN'T TELL HIM YET. 90 00:05:37,271 --> 00:05:39,655 IT WASN'T THE RIGHT TIME. 91 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:33,960 Man: I ENVY YOU GUYS. I REALLY DO. 92 00:06:34,460 --> 00:06:36,928 ALL THE MONEY, ALL THE SUCCESS, 93 00:06:36,963 --> 00:06:39,297 IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING WHEN YOU'RE ALONE. 94 00:06:39,332 --> 00:06:41,584 Della: BUT YOU'VE GOT EVERYTHING A GIRL COULD WANT. 95 00:06:41,619 --> 00:06:43,461 LIKE WHAT? NAME 3 THINGS. 96 00:06:43,496 --> 00:06:45,304 ON SECOND THOUGHT, NAME ONE. 97 00:06:45,339 --> 00:06:46,637 TRY MONEY. 98 00:06:46,672 --> 00:06:49,033 THAT'S TRUE, RICHARD. 99 00:06:49,068 --> 00:06:51,123 I'VE BEEN VERY LUCKY. 100 00:06:51,158 --> 00:06:53,144 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 101 00:06:53,179 --> 00:06:56,015 I'VE ALWAYS REGRETTED... 102 00:06:56,050 --> 00:06:57,398 NEVER TRYING HARDER 103 00:06:57,433 --> 00:06:59,852 TO STEAL DELLA AWAY FROM YOU. 104 00:07:01,354 --> 00:07:03,204 HA HA HA HA! 105 00:07:03,239 --> 00:07:06,609 I'M JUST KIDDING, RICHARD. COME ON. YOU KNOW THAT. 106 00:07:06,644 --> 00:07:08,826 HEY... 107 00:07:08,861 --> 00:07:11,614 I BLEW MY SHOT. IF YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOSE. RIGHT, AMIGO? 108 00:07:28,714 --> 00:07:30,216 Della: OH, WELL, THANK YOU. 109 00:07:33,519 --> 00:07:35,021 OH, THIS IS WONDERFUL. 110 00:07:35,056 --> 00:07:35,987 YOU LIKE IT? 111 00:07:36,022 --> 00:07:38,524 YEAH, I A SAW IT. I LIKED IT. IT'S A WRITE-OFF. 112 00:07:42,528 --> 00:07:44,030 Driver, Spanish accent: I'LL GO AND GET THE BAGS. 113 00:07:44,530 --> 00:07:46,032 OH, LOOK AT THIS. 114 00:07:46,532 --> 00:07:49,969 OH, THIS IS-THIS IS WONDERFUL, ALAN. 115 00:07:50,004 --> 00:07:53,406 I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT. I LIKE IT, TOO. 116 00:07:53,441 --> 00:07:55,756 THIS IS REALLY SOMETHING. 117 00:07:55,791 --> 00:07:59,061 PUT THOSE 2 IN THE MAIN BEDROOM, 118 00:07:59,096 --> 00:08:02,296 AND I'LL TAKE MINE TO THE CABIN. 119 00:08:02,331 --> 00:08:05,134 Did those packages I had sent from the mainland arrive? 120 00:08:05,169 --> 00:08:07,136 SI, SENOR. THEY ARRIVED THIS MORNING. 121 00:08:07,171 --> 00:08:08,137 GOOD. 122 00:08:10,640 --> 00:08:12,141 THEN WE'RE ALL SET. 123 00:08:14,010 --> 00:08:15,443 WHAT PACKAGES? 124 00:08:15,478 --> 00:08:19,315 SUPPLIES-FOOD, BOOZE, DRUGS! 125 00:08:19,899 --> 00:08:22,401 I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU AN ANNIVERSARY 126 00:08:22,436 --> 00:08:23,920 YOU'LL NEVER FORGET. 127 00:08:23,955 --> 00:08:25,404 MI CASA ES SU CASA. 128 00:08:25,905 --> 00:08:27,406 SO UNPACK, MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE. 129 00:08:27,907 --> 00:08:29,408 I'M GONNA RUN THIS DOWN TO THE CABIN. 130 00:08:29,443 --> 00:08:30,776 THANKS, ALAN. 131 00:09:04,727 --> 00:09:07,480 Della: HEH. AND I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DON'T REMEMBER HER. 132 00:09:07,515 --> 00:09:08,982 Alan: DONNA WHO? 133 00:09:09,017 --> 00:09:10,414 DONNA COSTELLO. 134 00:09:10,449 --> 00:09:12,468 DONNA COSTELLO. DONNA COSTELLO... 135 00:09:12,503 --> 00:09:14,487 OH, YES! THE ONE WITH THE BAZOOKAS! 136 00:09:14,954 --> 00:09:16,370 MM-HMM. BUT WE HARDLY TALKED. 137 00:09:16,405 --> 00:09:18,098 I THINK I WENT OUT WITH HER MAYBE ONCE 138 00:09:18,133 --> 00:09:19,792 THE ENTIRE TIME WE WERE IN SCHOOL. 139 00:09:20,293 --> 00:09:22,295 WELL, ACCORDING TO HER, IT WASN'T JUST ONCE, 140 00:09:22,330 --> 00:09:24,797 AND YOU DID A LOT MORE THAN TALK. 141 00:09:24,832 --> 00:09:26,299 HA HA HA! GIN. 142 00:09:26,799 --> 00:09:28,668 WAS THIS BEFORE OR AFTER WE BROKE UP? 143 00:09:28,703 --> 00:09:30,551 IT WAS AFTER. 144 00:09:30,586 --> 00:09:33,089 OH, WELL, AFTER YOU MARRIED RICHARD 145 00:09:33,124 --> 00:09:34,555 AND BROKE MY HEART, 146 00:09:34,590 --> 00:09:36,425 I WAS CELIBATE UNTIL GRADUATION. 147 00:09:36,460 --> 00:09:38,261 RICHARD, DO YOU WANT TO PLAY? 148 00:09:41,681 --> 00:09:43,147 NO, THANKS. 149 00:09:43,182 --> 00:09:45,685 I'M GOING OUT TO GET SOME AIR. 150 00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:09,508 Driver: YOU ARE A LUCKY MAN. 151 00:10:12,261 --> 00:10:14,764 YOU HAVE VERY BEAUTIFUL WIFE. 152 00:10:15,731 --> 00:10:18,651 TO BE MARRIED THAT LONG IS HARD THING. 153 00:10:19,101 --> 00:10:21,771 I KNOW. I TRIED. 154 00:10:21,806 --> 00:10:24,441 3 TIMES. 155 00:10:24,476 --> 00:10:27,076 NOT SO GOOD. 156 00:10:27,526 --> 00:10:29,210 WHAT HAPPENED? 157 00:10:29,245 --> 00:10:31,998 I WAS INTO FREE LOVE. 158 00:10:32,033 --> 00:10:33,449 HEH. 159 00:10:35,451 --> 00:10:36,952 THEY WERE NOT THAT FREE. 160 00:10:37,453 --> 00:10:37,453 THEY WERE NOT THAT FREE. 161 00:10:39,455 --> 00:10:42,458 AS YOU CAN SEE, I'M A POOR MAN. 162 00:10:47,963 --> 00:10:49,673 I'LL GO INTO TOWN NOW. 163 00:10:49,708 --> 00:10:51,884 LE ENTREGO, AMIGO. 164 00:10:53,803 --> 00:10:55,354 SALUD. 165 00:11:04,897 --> 00:11:06,340 NO. NO, YOU DON'T. 166 00:11:06,375 --> 00:11:07,783 NO, YOU DON'T. 167 00:11:42,735 --> 00:11:44,068 Alan: HE'S ACTING STRANGE. 168 00:11:44,103 --> 00:11:46,105 HE DOESN'T SUSPECT ANYTHING, DOES HE? 169 00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:47,606 Della: OH, GOD, I HOPE NOT. 170 00:11:50,743 --> 00:11:53,245 ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS? 171 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:56,015 I KEPT THINKING THAT THINGS WERE FINE 172 00:11:56,050 --> 00:11:58,651 JUST THE WAY THEY WERE, BUT NOW... 173 00:11:58,686 --> 00:12:01,253 I NEVER KNEW I COULD FEEL SO HAPPY. 174 00:12:01,754 --> 00:12:01,754 I NEVER KNEW I COULD FEEL SO HAPPY. 175 00:12:03,255 --> 00:12:05,589 THE OLD LIFE ENDS, 176 00:12:05,624 --> 00:12:07,927 AND THE NEW ONE BEGINS. 177 00:12:08,427 --> 00:12:10,429 YEAH. 178 00:12:19,105 --> 00:12:21,440 IT'S JUST BEEN SO HARD NOT TELLING HIM. 179 00:12:21,857 --> 00:12:21,857 IT'S JUST BEEN SO HARD NOT TELLING HIM. 180 00:12:23,776 --> 00:12:25,778 IT'LL BE ALL OVER TOMORROW. 181 00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:27,230 HE'LL KNOW. 182 00:12:27,265 --> 00:12:28,607 ARE YOU COLD? 183 00:12:28,642 --> 00:12:30,296 YEAH, A LITTLE. 184 00:12:30,331 --> 00:12:31,916 IT'S THE WIND. 185 00:12:31,951 --> 00:12:34,904 YOU SHOULD'VE LET ME BUY YOU THAT FUR. 186 00:12:34,939 --> 00:12:36,704 NEXT TIME. 187 00:12:36,739 --> 00:12:38,506 WANT TO GO INSIDE? 188 00:12:38,541 --> 00:12:40,841 WE BETTER BEFORE HE WAKES UP. 189 00:12:40,876 --> 00:12:43,212 HE HASN'T BEEN SLEEPING WELL LATELY. 190 00:12:52,638 --> 00:12:54,114 RICHARD? 191 00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:55,591 RICHARD. 192 00:12:56,091 --> 00:12:56,091 RICHARD. 193 00:12:59,428 --> 00:13:00,930 ARE YOU ASLEEP? 194 00:13:52,314 --> 00:13:54,316 HE'S BOUGHT HER NEW THINGS. 195 00:13:58,821 --> 00:14:00,322 WELL, WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE? 196 00:14:00,823 --> 00:14:00,823 WELL, WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE? 197 00:14:02,825 --> 00:14:04,827 DOING A LITTLE SHOPPING, ALAN? 198 00:14:21,093 --> 00:14:23,596 Richard: WHERE ARE THEY? 199 00:14:23,631 --> 00:14:25,563 YO NO SE, SENOR. 200 00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:27,149 SPEAK ENGLISH, GOD DAMN IT. 201 00:14:30,986 --> 00:14:33,489 THESENORAASKED ME TO WATCH OVER YOU. 202 00:14:33,524 --> 00:14:35,991 I'LL JUST BET SHE DID. 203 00:14:36,026 --> 00:14:37,741 WHERE YOU GO? 204 00:14:37,776 --> 00:14:40,112 THE OTHER CABIN. YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT? 205 00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:42,079 NO, NO PROBLEM WITH ME, 206 00:14:42,114 --> 00:14:45,618 BUT THESENORA ASKED ME TO KEEP YOU OUT. 207 00:14:46,118 --> 00:14:48,120 YOU'RE IN ON THIS, TOO. 208 00:14:50,589 --> 00:14:52,007 AREN'T YOU, OLD MAN? 209 00:14:53,876 --> 00:14:55,627 THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. 210 00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:57,379 JUST BEAUTIFUL. 211 00:14:59,882 --> 00:15:01,383 THEY REALLY HAD IT PLANNED. 212 00:15:03,385 --> 00:15:05,387 A REAL PIECE OF WORK. 213 00:15:05,422 --> 00:15:06,820 PLEASE, SENOR, 214 00:15:06,855 --> 00:15:08,357 I'M JUST DOING MY JOB. 215 00:15:08,807 --> 00:15:10,774 JOB? 216 00:15:10,809 --> 00:15:13,646 HOW MUCH DID THEY PAY YOU TO DO THIS JOB? 217 00:15:13,681 --> 00:15:15,981 I AM SO EXCITED, I CAN HARDLY- 218 00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:17,948 RICHARD! YOU'RE UP. 219 00:15:17,983 --> 00:15:20,953 WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU. 220 00:15:21,453 --> 00:15:24,456 THAT GUY'S CRAZY. I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. 221 00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:26,458 HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, BABY. 222 00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:30,462 WHERE WERE YOU? SHOPPING? 223 00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:31,428 NO, UH... 224 00:15:31,463 --> 00:15:32,930 YOU WEREN'T UP YET, 225 00:15:32,965 --> 00:15:34,716 SO WE THOUGHT WE'D TAKE A WALK. 226 00:15:34,751 --> 00:15:36,468 IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL HERE, RICHARD. 227 00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:38,218 IT'S LIKE A DREAM. 228 00:15:38,253 --> 00:15:41,256 THE NIGHTMARE STARTS AGAIN MONDAY MORNING, DOESN'T IT? 229 00:15:41,291 --> 00:15:42,758 BUT YOU AREN'T GONNA BE HERE, ARE YOU, BABY? 230 00:15:42,793 --> 00:15:44,469 RICHARD, PLEASE. 231 00:15:44,504 --> 00:15:46,145 NOW, DON'T START. 232 00:15:46,180 --> 00:15:47,622 NOT TODAY. 233 00:15:47,657 --> 00:15:49,029 WHY NOT? 234 00:15:49,064 --> 00:15:50,432 IT'S WHAT I DO. 235 00:15:50,899 --> 00:15:53,117 IT'S WHAT I'M GOOD AT. 236 00:15:53,152 --> 00:15:55,569 DID DELLA TELL YOU I'M BARTENDING 237 00:15:55,604 --> 00:15:57,773 AT THAT DIVE ON SPEEDWAY WE USED TO DRINK AT? 238 00:15:59,575 --> 00:16:00,943 I THOUGHT YOU WERE SELLING INSURANCE. 239 00:16:00,978 --> 00:16:03,212 YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT? 240 00:16:03,247 --> 00:16:05,447 I DON'T LIE, ALAN. 241 00:16:05,482 --> 00:16:06,915 DO I? 242 00:16:10,169 --> 00:16:12,312 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME, DELLA? 243 00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:14,456 PROBABLY BECAUSE SHE WAS ASHAMED. 244 00:16:14,491 --> 00:16:16,350 THAT'S NOT TRUE. 245 00:16:16,385 --> 00:16:18,175 I DIDN'T TELL HIM 246 00:16:18,210 --> 00:16:20,095 BECAUSE I KNOW IT'S ONLY TEMPORARY. 247 00:16:20,130 --> 00:16:22,429 HA HA HA HA HA! 248 00:16:22,464 --> 00:16:24,967 THOSE TEMPORARIES LAST A LONG TIME. 249 00:16:25,002 --> 00:16:26,969 YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOSE. 250 00:16:27,004 --> 00:16:28,435 RIGHT, AMIGO? 251 00:16:28,470 --> 00:16:31,357 LOOK, I'M SORRY, RICHARD. I DIDN'T KNOW. 252 00:16:31,392 --> 00:16:33,209 DON'T BE SORRY. 253 00:16:33,244 --> 00:16:35,027 IT'S A JOB, 254 00:16:35,477 --> 00:16:37,529 JUST LIKE THE ONE YOU GAVE ALVAREZ. 255 00:16:38,030 --> 00:16:39,363 IF THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN DO, 256 00:16:39,398 --> 00:16:42,284 YOU KNOW I'M HERE FOR YOU. JUST NAME IT. 257 00:16:42,319 --> 00:16:43,652 THANKS, ALAN. 258 00:16:44,153 --> 00:16:44,153 THANKS, ALAN. 259 00:16:45,654 --> 00:16:47,656 I THINK YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH ALREADY. 260 00:16:48,123 --> 00:16:49,625 BOUGHT DELLA A NEW COAT. 261 00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:51,561 OH, RICHARD. 262 00:16:51,596 --> 00:16:53,427 IT'S REAL NICE. 263 00:16:53,462 --> 00:16:55,547 HOW MUCH DID IT COST YOU? 264 00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:57,633 ABOUT 6 OF MY PAYCHECKS? 265 00:16:57,668 --> 00:16:59,600 MAYBE MORE? 266 00:16:59,635 --> 00:17:01,719 8, 9, 10? HOW MUCH? 267 00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:04,615 FOR CHRIST'S SAKES, RICHARD. IT'S A PRESENT. 268 00:17:04,650 --> 00:17:07,476 AND THIS TRIP YOU SO RIGHTEOUSLY OFFERED US- 269 00:17:07,976 --> 00:17:09,928 YOU KNOW, IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR YOUR GENEROSITY, 270 00:17:10,396 --> 00:17:12,312 DELLA AND I WOULD BE CURLED UP RIGHT NOW 271 00:17:12,347 --> 00:17:15,017 IN SOME CHEAP MOTEL IN TUCSON WORKING ON THAT KID AGAIN. 272 00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:20,489 BUT THE WELL HAS RUN DRY, 273 00:17:20,524 --> 00:17:22,322 HASN'T IT, BABY? 274 00:17:22,357 --> 00:17:25,527 RICHARD, PLEASE DON'T DO THIS. 275 00:17:25,562 --> 00:17:27,446 YOU PROMISED. 276 00:17:27,481 --> 00:17:29,296 NO, YOU PROMISED! 277 00:17:29,331 --> 00:17:31,165 "TILL DEATH DO US PART." 278 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:33,202 YOU REMEMBER THAT BIT, DO YOU, BABY? 279 00:17:35,254 --> 00:17:36,720 DO YOU? 280 00:17:36,755 --> 00:17:36,755 DO YOU? 281 00:17:42,177 --> 00:17:44,379 YOU ARE AN INCREDIBLE ASSHOLE, RICHARD. 282 00:17:56,308 --> 00:17:58,108 I'M THE ASSHOLE? 283 00:17:58,143 --> 00:18:00,312 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S FUCKING MY WIFE! 284 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,288 Alan: RICHARD? 285 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,992 RICHARD, ARE YOU HERE? 286 00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:59,304 RICHARD! 287 00:19:04,092 --> 00:19:06,052 OH, THERE YOU ARE. 288 00:19:06,087 --> 00:19:08,013 COME ON, RICHARD. 289 00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:10,015 DELLA'S WAITING. WE HAVE A SURPRISE. 290 00:19:10,050 --> 00:19:11,534 I LOVE SURPRISES. 291 00:19:11,569 --> 00:19:13,018 WHERE ARE WE GOING? 292 00:19:13,053 --> 00:19:14,245 MY CABIN. 293 00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:15,437 ALAN! 294 00:19:15,938 --> 00:19:15,938 ALAN! 295 00:19:17,439 --> 00:19:18,857 COME HERE. 296 00:19:19,358 --> 00:19:20,359 COME HERE. 297 00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:25,747 I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU, TOO. 298 00:19:25,782 --> 00:19:28,250 BEEN PRACTICING. 299 00:19:28,285 --> 00:19:30,536 SEE? 300 00:19:37,876 --> 00:19:40,262 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT? 301 00:19:40,297 --> 00:19:44,216 OH, THINKING ABOUT USING IT... 302 00:19:44,251 --> 00:19:46,101 ON YOU. 303 00:19:48,470 --> 00:19:49,913 SURPRISE! 304 00:19:49,948 --> 00:19:56,276 HA HA HA! 305 00:19:56,311 --> 00:19:58,313 THAT'S NOT FUNNY. THE THING IS LOADED. 306 00:19:58,348 --> 00:20:00,315 I KNOW. I LOADED IT. 307 00:20:00,816 --> 00:20:00,816 I KNOW. I LOADED IT. 308 00:20:02,818 --> 00:20:03,819 HOW WAS SHE, ALAN? 309 00:20:04,319 --> 00:20:06,321 WAS SHE AS GOOD AS SHE WAS 10 YEARS AGO? 310 00:20:06,356 --> 00:20:08,288 WAS SHE AS GOOD AS DONNA COSTELLO? 311 00:20:08,323 --> 00:20:10,325 ENOUGH'S ENOUGH. THE JOKE'S GONE TOO FAR. 312 00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:12,009 SHE HAVE THAT LITTLE SOFT GURGLE 313 00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:14,463 IN THE BACK OF HER THROAT WHEN SHE COMES? 314 00:20:15,964 --> 00:20:17,431 THAT- 315 00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:19,343 LIKE A SMALL ANIMAL DYING. 316 00:20:19,378 --> 00:20:21,220 IT'S NOT FUNNY, RICHARD. 317 00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:27,474 YOU'RE CRAZY. 318 00:20:27,509 --> 00:20:29,511 YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND. 319 00:20:32,431 --> 00:20:33,849 AND YOU'RE DEAD, FRIEND. 320 00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:48,363 ANOTHER TROPHY FOR YOUR WALL, AMIGO. 321 00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:55,120 HEH HEH. 322 00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:55,504 HEH HEH. 323 00:21:01,293 --> 00:21:04,680 ALAN, YOU'RE BLEEDING. 324 00:21:07,132 --> 00:21:10,469 HEH. HA HA HA HA! 325 00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:13,355 HA HA HA HA HA! 326 00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:13,772 HA HA HA HA HA! 327 00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:16,775 ALAN? 328 00:21:16,810 --> 00:21:18,277 RICHARD? 329 00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:18,777 RICHARD? 330 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,230 WHAT ARE YOU TWO STILL DOING IN HERE? 331 00:21:24,733 --> 00:21:25,734 ALAN? 332 00:21:28,236 --> 00:21:29,237 RICHARD? 333 00:21:29,738 --> 00:21:29,738 RICHARD? 334 00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:33,742 HELLO! 335 00:21:34,242 --> 00:21:34,242 HELLO! 336 00:21:43,835 --> 00:21:45,837 OH! DON'T DO THAT. YOU SCARED ME. 337 00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:55,063 WHY ARE YOU WEARING MY COAT? 338 00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:55,564 WHY ARE YOU WEARING MY COAT? 339 00:22:04,439 --> 00:22:05,941 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 340 00:22:06,441 --> 00:22:08,944 WHERE'S ALAN? 341 00:22:08,979 --> 00:22:11,244 ALAN... 342 00:22:11,279 --> 00:22:13,749 OOH, HE'S HANGING AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. 343 00:22:14,199 --> 00:22:14,199 OOH, HE'S HANGING AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. 344 00:22:21,923 --> 00:22:24,926 AAH! 345 00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:28,263 HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, BABY. 346 00:22:28,298 --> 00:22:32,718 AAH! 347 00:23:19,147 --> 00:23:20,565 DELLA? 348 00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:27,072 OPEN THE DOOR, DELLA. 349 00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:33,278 I WANT YOU, BABY. 350 00:23:33,745 --> 00:23:35,664 I WANT YOU REAL BAD. 351 00:23:37,582 --> 00:23:39,584 I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU. 352 00:23:42,370 --> 00:23:43,872 AN ANNIVERSARY PRESENT. 353 00:23:45,874 --> 00:23:48,376 COME ON OUT AND SEE WHAT IT IS. 354 00:23:54,850 --> 00:23:56,351 OH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 355 00:24:00,856 --> 00:24:02,858 OPEN THE DOOR... 356 00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:06,361 AND I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU. 357 00:24:08,363 --> 00:24:10,315 I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN SAVING IT FOR ALAN. 358 00:24:11,817 --> 00:24:13,318 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 359 00:24:15,704 --> 00:24:17,823 I WANT YOU TO WEAR IT FOR ME. 360 00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:26,631 YOU FUCKING WHORE! 361 00:24:26,666 --> 00:24:28,609 AAH! 362 00:24:28,644 --> 00:24:31,099 DELLA! 363 00:24:31,134 --> 00:24:33,555 YOU SLUT! 364 00:24:33,590 --> 00:24:35,021 AAH! 365 00:24:35,056 --> 00:24:37,342 FUCKING WHORE! DELLA! 366 00:24:39,177 --> 00:24:42,097 YOU COCK-SUCKING BITCH! 367 00:24:48,019 --> 00:24:50,272 COME HERE AND GET YOUR PRESENT, BABY. 368 00:24:52,274 --> 00:24:53,775 AAH! 369 00:24:53,810 --> 00:24:55,277 DELLA! 370 00:24:55,777 --> 00:24:55,777 DELLA! 371 00:24:58,029 --> 00:24:59,498 UNH! 372 00:25:03,001 --> 00:25:06,004 DO THESE TURN ALAN ON? 373 00:25:06,039 --> 00:25:08,006 DO THEY, BITCH? 374 00:25:46,044 --> 00:25:47,511 COME ON, BABY. 375 00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:49,548 LET'S GO TO ALAN'S CABIN 376 00:25:49,583 --> 00:25:51,550 AND WORK ON THAT KID AGAIN. 377 00:25:51,585 --> 00:25:53,552 I FEEL GOOD. 378 00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:20,195 SURPRISE! SURPRISE! 379 00:26:22,414 --> 00:26:23,615 Man: DADDY! 380 00:26:26,368 --> 00:26:29,337 Woman: WHERE'S DELLA? SHE'S MISSING THIS. 381 00:26:48,189 --> 00:26:50,156 THAT'S WHAT I CALL 382 00:26:50,191 --> 00:26:52,694 DRAGGING YOUR WIFE TO A PARTY. 383 00:26:55,196 --> 00:26:56,663 I GUESS RICHARD 384 00:26:56,698 --> 00:26:59,701 WAS THE GUEST OF HORROR AFTER ALL. 385 00:26:59,736 --> 00:27:02,704 JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU WHAT CAN HAPPEN 386 00:27:02,739 --> 00:27:04,205 WHEN YOU LET YOUR IMAGINATION 387 00:27:04,706 --> 00:27:06,708 RUN AWAY WITH YOU. 388 00:27:07,208 --> 00:27:09,676 HERE'S TO YOUR BAD HEALTH. 389 00:27:09,711 --> 00:27:13,214 SEE YOU NEXT TIME, BOYS AND GHOULS.