1 00:00:04,037 --> 00:00:08,041 AHH, WELCOME TO MY COZY CRYPT. 2 00:00:08,076 --> 00:00:12,010 HAVE I GOT A STORY FOR YOU! 3 00:00:12,045 --> 00:00:16,049 A TACKY TROPICAL TALE OF LOVE AND LUST, 4 00:00:16,084 --> 00:00:18,051 GREED AND GHOULS, 5 00:00:18,551 --> 00:00:22,055 AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE, DEATH! 6 00:00:22,090 --> 00:00:23,556 HA HA HA HA. 7 00:00:24,057 --> 00:00:25,523 BUT I'M WARNING YOU, 8 00:00:25,558 --> 00:00:28,061 IT'S NOT A PRETTY PICTURE. 9 00:00:28,561 --> 00:00:31,029 SO, PACK UP YOUR PASSPORT 10 00:00:31,064 --> 00:00:33,816 AND PREPARE FOR THIS TORRID TALE 11 00:00:33,851 --> 00:00:36,534 OF PUTREFACTION IN PARADISE. 12 00:00:36,569 --> 00:00:40,573 I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND IT APPEALING. 13 00:02:08,161 --> 00:02:10,413 Man: GOOD EVENING, GOOD EVENING. 14 00:02:10,448 --> 00:02:12,198 NICE TO HAVE YOU WITH US. 15 00:02:12,699 --> 00:02:14,200 HA HA HA HA! 16 00:02:18,204 --> 00:02:20,171 HEH HEH HEH. 17 00:02:20,206 --> 00:02:22,175 TO THE FUTURE, PARTNER. 18 00:02:27,213 --> 00:02:29,215 YOUR COPY OF THE ESCROW PAPERS, 19 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:31,134 DIRECT FROM THE EXECUTOR 20 00:02:31,634 --> 00:02:32,552 OF THE FITZGERALD ESTATE 21 00:02:33,052 --> 00:02:34,554 TO YOUR EAGER YOUNG HANDS. 22 00:02:35,054 --> 00:02:38,057 I CAN ALREADY SEE THE FABULOUS HOTEL CALYPSO 23 00:02:38,092 --> 00:02:39,826 RISING ON THAT LAND ALREADY. 24 00:02:39,861 --> 00:02:41,653 A PITY THE WIDOW FITZGERALD'S 25 00:02:41,688 --> 00:02:43,209 GOING TO MISS THE GRAND OPENING. 26 00:02:43,244 --> 00:02:44,696 LIKE YOU MISSED THE HOUSE CALL 27 00:02:44,731 --> 00:02:48,985 WHEN SHE WENT INTO CARDIAC ARREST, EH, DOC? 28 00:02:49,020 --> 00:02:51,503 YES. THAT WAS VERY UNFORTUNATE. 29 00:02:51,538 --> 00:02:54,707 FREDDIE! WHO IS THAT INCREDIBLE CREATURE? 30 00:02:54,742 --> 00:02:57,877 THAT INCREDIBLE CREATURE, MY DEAR BOY, 31 00:02:58,328 --> 00:02:59,711 IS MARGARET RICHARDSON. 32 00:02:59,746 --> 00:03:01,629 SHE'S ONE OF THE LONDON RICHARDSONS. 33 00:03:01,664 --> 00:03:04,050 SHE NEEDS SOMEONE TO SHOW HER AROUND THE ISLAND. 34 00:03:04,085 --> 00:03:05,800 INTRODUCE ME. 35 00:03:05,835 --> 00:03:08,529 MARGARET'S RATHER A TAD HIGH-STRUNG. 36 00:03:08,564 --> 00:03:10,828 IF I WERE YOU, I'D KEEP MY HAND- 37 00:03:10,863 --> 00:03:13,092 AMONG OTHER THINGS- IN MY POCKET. 38 00:03:13,127 --> 00:03:15,443 FREDDIE, DARLING! 39 00:03:15,478 --> 00:03:17,480 IT'S BEEN A DOG'S AGE! 40 00:03:17,515 --> 00:03:18,446 MARGARET. 41 00:03:18,481 --> 00:03:20,483 THANKS SO MUCH FOR THE INVITATION. 42 00:03:20,984 --> 00:03:21,950 OH, MIND MY HAIR. 43 00:03:21,985 --> 00:03:24,487 IT'S ALREADY SUFFERING FROM THE HUMIDITY. 44 00:03:24,522 --> 00:03:25,488 HA HA HA. 45 00:03:25,989 --> 00:03:27,991 MARGARET, MAY I INTRODUCE OUR HOST, 46 00:03:28,026 --> 00:03:29,457 MR. LOGAN ANDREWS? 47 00:03:29,492 --> 00:03:31,494 MARGARET-SHE'S JUST ARRIVED FROM ENGLAND. 48 00:03:31,529 --> 00:03:32,996 HOW DO YOU DO? 49 00:03:33,496 --> 00:03:33,997 BETTER ALREADY. 50 00:03:34,497 --> 00:03:36,499 WELCOME TO OUR ISLAND PARADISE. 51 00:03:36,534 --> 00:03:40,168 PARADISE? OH, HARDLY. 52 00:03:40,203 --> 00:03:41,671 I'D FORGOTTEN HOW HOT IT GETS DOWN HERE 53 00:03:42,171 --> 00:03:42,971 AND HOW HUMID. 54 00:03:43,006 --> 00:03:45,291 AND THE FOOD, IT'S SO SPICY 55 00:03:45,326 --> 00:03:47,794 AND SO... 56 00:03:48,294 --> 00:03:49,928 ETHNIC. 57 00:03:49,963 --> 00:03:53,266 THE TRIP DOWN HERE WAS AN ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE. 58 00:03:53,766 --> 00:03:56,636 THEY HAD THE NERVE TO CALL THE SERVICE FIRST CLASS. 59 00:03:56,671 --> 00:03:58,137 WHAT THEY REALLY SHOULD CALL IT, OF COURSE, 60 00:03:58,172 --> 00:03:58,987 IS STEERAGE. 61 00:03:59,022 --> 00:04:01,391 YOU SAID SHE WAS A TAD HIGH-STRUNG. 62 00:04:01,426 --> 00:04:03,059 SHE'S A BITCH ON WHEELS. 63 00:04:04,894 --> 00:04:06,744 BOSS! BOSS! COME QUICK! 64 00:04:06,779 --> 00:04:08,231 THERE BE A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT! 65 00:04:08,731 --> 00:04:08,731 THERE BE A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT! 66 00:04:12,235 --> 00:04:13,701 DON'T GO AWAY. 67 00:04:13,736 --> 00:04:17,740 WHERE WOULD I GO IN THIS GODFORSAKEN PLACE? 68 00:04:20,159 --> 00:04:22,061 WE BE CLEARING AWAY THE BRUSH. 69 00:04:22,096 --> 00:04:23,928 BEFORE WE KNOW WHAT HAPPEN, 70 00:04:23,963 --> 00:04:25,832 THE QUICKSAND, IT SWALLOW HIM UP! 71 00:04:25,867 --> 00:04:28,216 JUST LIKE THAT! 72 00:04:28,251 --> 00:04:31,629 POOR CHARLIE, MAN. I'M GOING TO MISS HIM. 73 00:04:31,664 --> 00:04:35,008 YEAH. ALL RIGHT, TOMORROW, TAKE THE MEN 74 00:04:35,043 --> 00:04:36,391 AND START AT THE OTHER END. 75 00:04:36,426 --> 00:04:38,928 BUT THAT'S WHAT I BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU, BOSS. 76 00:04:38,963 --> 00:04:41,764 THE LAND, ALL OF IT, SWAMP, QUICKSAND. 77 00:04:41,799 --> 00:04:43,241 THEN SINK PYLONS. ALL RIGHT? 78 00:04:43,276 --> 00:04:44,730 BOSS, YOU CAN'T DO NOTHING! 79 00:04:44,765 --> 00:04:46,185 I DON'T CARE WHAT IT TAKES. 80 00:04:46,220 --> 00:04:47,151 JUST MAKE IT WORK. 81 00:04:47,186 --> 00:04:49,814 BOSS, YOU CAN SHAKE ME ALL YOU WANT, 82 00:04:49,849 --> 00:04:51,671 BUT I'M BEING STRAIGHT WITH YOU. 83 00:04:51,706 --> 00:04:53,458 IF YOU'RE GOING TO BUILD HERE, 84 00:04:53,493 --> 00:04:55,995 IT'S GOING TO TAKE MORE MONEY THAN GOD! 85 00:05:12,595 --> 00:05:14,597 YOU LOOK LIKE YOU LOST YOUR BEST FRIEND, 86 00:05:14,632 --> 00:05:15,563 IF YOU HAD ONE. 87 00:05:15,598 --> 00:05:18,267 NOT NOW, FREDDIE. NOT NOW. 88 00:05:21,270 --> 00:05:23,189 THE LAND IS A SWAMP. 89 00:05:23,690 --> 00:05:26,192 IT'S GOING TO COST MILLIONS TO BUILD ON IT. 90 00:05:29,062 --> 00:05:30,446 MY GOD, I'M RUINED. 91 00:05:30,947 --> 00:05:30,947 MY GOD, I'M RUINED. 92 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:36,703 REMEMBER, YOU CALLED HER THE BITCH ON WHEELS. 93 00:05:37,203 --> 00:05:40,456 BUT SHE'S A BUGATTI WITH A 4 ON THE FLOOR 94 00:05:40,873 --> 00:05:43,017 AND 4 MILLION IN THE BANK. 95 00:05:43,052 --> 00:05:45,858 I ALWAYS SAID YOU'D GET AHEAD, 96 00:05:45,893 --> 00:05:48,664 NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES OR WHO. 97 00:05:48,699 --> 00:05:50,166 HEH HEH HEH. 98 00:05:51,667 --> 00:05:54,170 MISS, UM... ROBERTSON, WASN'T IT? 99 00:05:54,670 --> 00:05:56,672 THAT'S RICHARDSON. 100 00:05:58,674 --> 00:06:01,177 FUNNY, NOBODY ELSE SEEMS TO HAVE ANY TROUBLE 101 00:06:01,212 --> 00:06:02,944 REMEMBERING MY NAME. 102 00:06:02,979 --> 00:06:04,430 PERHAPS I'VE BEEN SPENDING ALL OF MY ENERGIES 103 00:06:04,931 --> 00:06:06,933 REMEMBERING YOUR FACE. 104 00:06:06,968 --> 00:06:08,900 REALLY, MR. ANDREWS, 105 00:06:08,935 --> 00:06:12,146 SHOULDN'T YOU BE SAVING YOURSELF 106 00:06:12,181 --> 00:06:15,323 FOR MORE STRENUOUS PURSUITS? 107 00:06:15,358 --> 00:06:16,859 I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE THIS PLACE VERY MUCH, 108 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:18,861 BUT IT DOES HAVE ITS COMPENSATIONS- 109 00:06:19,362 --> 00:06:21,864 MOONLIT BEACHES, POUNDING SURF, 110 00:06:21,899 --> 00:06:23,366 TROPICAL BREEZES- 111 00:06:23,401 --> 00:06:25,035 AND YOU. 112 00:06:25,070 --> 00:06:26,669 YES, AND ME. 113 00:06:28,955 --> 00:06:31,691 A BOORISH YOUNG HUSTLER. 114 00:06:31,726 --> 00:06:34,427 GOOD NIGHT, MR. ANDREWS. 115 00:06:45,688 --> 00:06:47,155 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 116 00:06:47,190 --> 00:06:49,991 CAN'T I VISIT AN OLD FRIEND? 117 00:06:50,026 --> 00:06:53,512 DON'T BE PLAYING THAT GAME WITH ME, LOGAN ANDREWS. 118 00:06:53,547 --> 00:06:56,999 OUR FRIENDSHIP WAS OVER AS SOON AS YOUR FANCY FRIENDS 119 00:06:57,034 --> 00:06:58,466 DIDN'T APPROVE OF YOU BRINGING 120 00:06:58,501 --> 00:07:00,468 YOUR OWN DARK MEAT TO THAT CLUB BARBECUE. 121 00:07:00,503 --> 00:07:03,506 TOUCH?, PSYCHE. THEN I SHALL CUT TO THE CHASE, 122 00:07:03,541 --> 00:07:06,509 WHICH, UNFORTUNATELY, ISN'T GOING TOO WELL. 123 00:07:06,544 --> 00:07:08,361 IT SEEMS THERE'S A CERTAIN YOUNG LADY 124 00:07:08,396 --> 00:07:10,179 WHO DOESN'T FIND ME QUITE AS CHARMING 125 00:07:10,214 --> 00:07:13,648 AS YOU ONCE DID, 126 00:07:13,683 --> 00:07:17,687 AND I WAS THINKING MAYBE YOU COULD... DO SOMETHING? 127 00:07:17,722 --> 00:07:19,689 STRICTLY BUSINESS, OF COURSE. 128 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:22,692 ALL RIGHT. 129 00:07:22,727 --> 00:07:24,193 GOOD. 130 00:07:27,697 --> 00:07:29,699 THEN IT'S THIS YOU'LL BE NEEDING. 131 00:07:29,734 --> 00:07:32,219 YOU GIVE HER ONE DROP, 132 00:07:32,254 --> 00:07:34,730 SHE BECOME YOUR WIFE, 133 00:07:34,765 --> 00:07:37,237 BUT IF YOU GIVE HER 2, 134 00:07:37,272 --> 00:07:39,709 SHE BE YOURS FOR LIFE. 135 00:07:40,209 --> 00:07:40,209 SHE BE YOURS FOR LIFE. 136 00:07:52,505 --> 00:07:55,007 NOW, THE SWIMMING POOL WILL BE RIGHT HERE. 137 00:07:55,508 --> 00:07:56,509 AND THIS PICTURE, OF COURSE, 138 00:07:57,009 --> 00:07:58,702 DEPICTS THE CABANAS. 139 00:07:58,737 --> 00:08:00,396 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 140 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:02,974 YES, I'M SURE THE POTENTIAL'S THERE, 141 00:08:03,009 --> 00:08:05,139 BUT AS MY FATHER ALWAYS USED TO SAY, 142 00:08:05,174 --> 00:08:07,235 "THE FIRST 3 RULES OF REAL ESTATE 143 00:08:07,270 --> 00:08:10,988 ARE LOCATION, LOCATION, AND LOCATION." 144 00:08:11,023 --> 00:08:15,361 AND THIS LOCATION IS DISGUSTING, DISGUSTING, AND DISGUSTING. 145 00:08:15,396 --> 00:08:18,079 I THINK IT'S A BAD RISK, 146 00:08:18,114 --> 00:08:21,350 AND YOU, MR. ANDREWS, ARE BAD NEWS. 147 00:08:21,385 --> 00:08:24,552 WELL, I'M SORRY THAT YOU FEEL THAT WAY 148 00:08:24,587 --> 00:08:26,589 BECAUSE YOU MADE QUITE AN IMPRESSION ON ME LAST NIGHT- 149 00:08:26,624 --> 00:08:28,541 ON EVERYONE AT THE PARTY, IN FACT. 150 00:08:28,576 --> 00:08:30,459 IF THAT'S THE CREME DE LA CREME 151 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:33,963 OF ISLAND SOCIETY, GIVE ME SKIMMED MILK. 152 00:08:33,998 --> 00:08:37,275 HOW ABOUT SOMETHING A BIT STRONGER? 153 00:08:37,310 --> 00:08:40,553 IT'S JUST SO GODDAMNED HOT DOWN HERE. 154 00:08:40,588 --> 00:08:42,353 HERE. YOU'LL FEEL BETTER. 155 00:08:42,388 --> 00:08:44,891 NOT UNTIL I'M OUT OF THIS TROPICAL HELLHOLE. 156 00:09:02,074 --> 00:09:05,877 DID IT... 157 00:09:05,912 --> 00:09:07,879 DID IT JUST... 158 00:09:07,914 --> 00:09:09,380 GET HOTTER IN HERE? 159 00:09:09,415 --> 00:09:13,669 YES, AND I BELIEVE IT'S GOING TO GET EVEN HOTTER. 160 00:09:19,976 --> 00:09:21,477 OVER MY DEAD BODY. 161 00:09:21,978 --> 00:09:24,480 GOOD NIGHT, LOGAN, AND GOOD RIDDANCE! 162 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:58,381 MARGARET, IS THAT YOU? 163 00:09:58,416 --> 00:10:01,349 UH-HUH. 164 00:10:01,384 --> 00:10:02,885 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 165 00:10:04,387 --> 00:10:06,389 I... COULDN'T STAY AWAY. 166 00:10:06,424 --> 00:10:08,391 I... COULDN'T STAY AWAY. 167 00:10:11,394 --> 00:10:13,396 ARE YOU FEELING ALL RIGHT? 168 00:10:13,431 --> 00:10:14,664 MM-HMM. 169 00:10:14,699 --> 00:10:15,898 I'M FINE. 170 00:10:16,399 --> 00:10:21,871 OH, AND DON'T CALL ME MARGARET. 171 00:10:21,906 --> 00:10:23,289 CALL ME... 172 00:10:27,159 --> 00:10:28,661 MAGGIE. 173 00:10:30,663 --> 00:10:32,597 CAN I, UH... 174 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:34,634 GET YOU ANYTHING? 175 00:10:34,669 --> 00:10:36,135 UH-HUH. 176 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:40,589 YOU. 177 00:10:41,007 --> 00:10:41,007 YOU. 178 00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:08,167 THANK YOU, WELLINGTON. 179 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,171 REALLY, LOGAN, I DON'T LIKE 180 00:11:12,206 --> 00:11:13,971 THE LOOKS OF THAT MAN. 181 00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:15,649 YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO GET 182 00:11:15,684 --> 00:11:17,258 A BETTER CLASS OF SERVANT. 183 00:11:17,293 --> 00:11:19,679 DARLING, HIS FAMILY'S WORKED HERE FOR GENERATIONS. 184 00:11:19,714 --> 00:11:21,180 WHERE ELSE WOULD HE GO? 185 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:24,600 SOMEWHERE WITH LOWER STANDARDS, I IMAGINE. 186 00:11:28,304 --> 00:11:29,772 CARE FOR SOME CHAMPAGNE? 187 00:11:37,313 --> 00:11:39,565 Arrivederci, Margaret. 188 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:41,617 Hello, Maggie. 189 00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:45,621 Well, this should be a refreshing tidbit. 190 00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:54,380 TO OUR UNDYING LOVE. 191 00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:58,384 HA! 192 00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:02,388 MMM. 193 00:12:16,936 --> 00:12:18,437 DID IT... 194 00:12:20,439 --> 00:12:21,440 DID IT... 195 00:12:21,941 --> 00:12:23,407 JUST... 196 00:12:23,442 --> 00:12:26,946 GET HOTTER IN HERE? 197 00:12:30,449 --> 00:12:32,451 HA HA HA. 198 00:12:32,952 --> 00:12:34,203 OH. 199 00:12:38,290 --> 00:12:40,257 AH! 200 00:12:40,292 --> 00:12:41,794 MARGARET, ARE YOU- 201 00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:06,417 WELL COME ON, FREDDIE. 202 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:07,453 YOU'VE GOT ENOUGH DRUGS IN THAT BAG OF TRICKS 203 00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:09,621 TO STOCK A PHARMACY, FOR GOD'S SAKE. DO SOMETHING! 204 00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:11,290 YOU CAN'T LET HER GO LIKE THE WIDOW FITZGERALD! 205 00:13:11,325 --> 00:13:12,742 COVER YOUR TONGUE! 206 00:13:12,777 --> 00:13:14,125 I'M DOING WHAT I CAN! 207 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:15,961 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER YET. 208 00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:17,294 IT COULD BE ANYTHING. 209 00:13:17,329 --> 00:13:22,468 HAS SHE EATEN OR INGESTED ANYTHING UNUSUAL? 210 00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:23,801 NOT THAT I CAN THINK OF. 211 00:13:23,836 --> 00:13:26,222 LOGAN, I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU, 212 00:13:26,722 --> 00:13:27,723 FOREVER AND EVER! 213 00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:41,153 SHE'S GONE. 214 00:13:46,442 --> 00:13:48,385 Man: "AND BOUND TO THE SERVICES OF GOD, 215 00:13:48,420 --> 00:13:50,329 "YOUR GAINS ARE SUCH AS MAKE FOR HOLINESS, 216 00:13:50,364 --> 00:13:53,165 "AND THE END IS ETERNAL LIFE, 217 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,034 "FOR SIN PAYS A WAGE, 218 00:13:55,069 --> 00:13:57,203 "AND THE WAGE IS DEATH. 219 00:13:57,238 --> 00:13:59,303 "BUT GOD GIVES FREELY. 220 00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:00,840 "AND HIS GIFT IS ETERNAL LIFE 221 00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,342 "IN UNION WITH CHRIST JESUS, OUR LORD. 222 00:14:03,377 --> 00:14:04,809 AMEN." 223 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,712 AMEN. AMEN. 224 00:14:07,596 --> 00:14:09,548 Psyche: I KEPT MY PART OF THE BARGAIN! 225 00:14:09,583 --> 00:14:11,383 DID YOU KEEP YOURS? 226 00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:12,801 UHH! 227 00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:16,664 MARGARET IS DEAD. 228 00:14:16,699 --> 00:14:18,022 YOUKILLED HER! 229 00:14:18,057 --> 00:14:20,309 ME? I ONLY MADE IT. 230 00:14:20,344 --> 00:14:22,561 YOU GIVE IT TO HER! 231 00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:28,916 UNH! 232 00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:32,905 YOU'RE NOT WORTH GOING TO PRISON FOR... 233 00:14:33,405 --> 00:14:34,406 MY LOVE. 234 00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:40,044 WHERE YOU'RE GOING... 235 00:14:40,079 --> 00:14:43,549 'TIS FAR WORSE, MY CHILD. 236 00:14:43,584 --> 00:14:45,968 FAR WORSE. 237 00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:50,890 MARGARET... 238 00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:55,118 MARGARET... 239 00:14:55,153 --> 00:14:57,811 MAGGIE... 240 00:14:57,846 --> 00:15:01,732 YOU WERE THE BIGGEST FISH 241 00:15:01,767 --> 00:15:04,737 A GUY COULD EVER HOPE TO LAND. 242 00:15:05,187 --> 00:15:05,187 A GUY COULD EVER HOPE TO LAND. 243 00:15:08,107 --> 00:15:12,111 AND MY LAND... IS SWAMP. 244 00:15:12,611 --> 00:15:12,611 AND MY LAND... IS SWAMP. 245 00:15:16,949 --> 00:15:19,618 AND MY ASS IS GRASS. 246 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:20,085 AND MY ASS IS GRASS. 247 00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:22,588 OH! OH! 248 00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:27,092 LOGAN! 249 00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:28,961 LOGAN! 250 00:15:30,796 --> 00:15:33,173 JESUS CHRIST. 251 00:15:33,208 --> 00:15:35,005 WHERE AM I? 252 00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:36,802 WHERE ARE YOU? 253 00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:39,438 FREDDIE PRONOUNCED YOU DEAD. 254 00:15:39,473 --> 00:15:40,889 WE HAD A FUNERAL. 255 00:15:41,390 --> 00:15:42,332 DEAD? 256 00:15:42,367 --> 00:15:43,240 YEAH. 257 00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:44,226 A FUNERAL? 258 00:15:46,228 --> 00:15:47,695 OH, DAMN! 259 00:15:47,730 --> 00:15:49,363 I BROKE ANOTHER NAIL! 260 00:15:49,398 --> 00:15:52,868 FORGET YOUR NAILS! YOU'RE ALIVE! 261 00:15:52,903 --> 00:15:55,035 OH, LOGAN. 262 00:15:55,070 --> 00:15:58,574 I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE YOU AGAIN, 263 00:15:58,609 --> 00:16:00,925 NEVER KISS YOU AGAIN, 264 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:05,881 NEVER MAKE LOVE TO YOU AGAIN. 265 00:16:05,916 --> 00:16:07,883 AH! AH! 266 00:16:17,176 --> 00:16:18,642 LOGAN... 267 00:16:18,677 --> 00:16:21,680 YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE A FINE GROOM FOR HER. 268 00:16:22,181 --> 00:16:22,181 YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE A FINE GROOM FOR HER. 269 00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:45,719 DARLING... 270 00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:47,221 I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS 271 00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:49,758 BECAUSE I'VE BEEN UP SINCE THE CRACK OF DAWN 272 00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:53,453 COOKING FOR MY LITTLE SNOOKUM-WOOKUMS. 273 00:16:53,488 --> 00:16:56,648 IT SMELLS LIKE SOMETHING DIED IN HERE. 274 00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:59,735 IDON'T SMELL ANYTHING. 275 00:16:59,985 --> 00:17:01,437 MARGARET, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 276 00:17:01,472 --> 00:17:03,155 ME? 277 00:17:03,322 --> 00:17:05,824 YOU LOOK A BIT, UH... 278 00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:07,291 OFF. 279 00:17:07,326 --> 00:17:09,887 OH, DON'T BE SO SILLY, DARLING. 280 00:17:09,922 --> 00:17:12,448 I FEEL ENERGIZED, INVIGORATED, 281 00:17:12,483 --> 00:17:14,415 POSITIVELY REBORN. 282 00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:17,918 NOW, I WANT YOU TO EAT EVERY LAST BITE 283 00:17:17,953 --> 00:17:20,456 BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO NEED ALL YOUR STRENGTH 284 00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:23,459 IF YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE LOVE TO ME 285 00:17:23,494 --> 00:17:26,962 5 TIMES A DAY. 286 00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:29,465 DID YOU REALLY MAKE ALL OF THIS? 287 00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:30,883 MM-HMM. AW. 288 00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:33,552 AND IF YOU LIKE THIS, 289 00:17:33,587 --> 00:17:35,721 YOU WILL LOVE DESSERT. 290 00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:39,516 TA-TA! 291 00:17:39,551 --> 00:17:40,809 TA-TA. 292 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:41,310 TA-TA. 293 00:17:47,866 --> 00:17:50,334 HEH HEH HEH! 294 00:17:50,369 --> 00:17:52,404 YOU'RE LOOKING AWFULLY CHIPPER FOR A MAN 295 00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:55,290 WHO'S JUST BURIED THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE. 296 00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:57,409 WERE YOU THE BENEFICIARY? 297 00:17:57,444 --> 00:17:59,209 HA HA HA HA! 298 00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:02,381 YOU HAVE JUST MADE THE MOST COLOSSAL MISTAKE 299 00:18:02,416 --> 00:18:03,582 OF YOUR MEDICAL CAREER. 300 00:18:03,882 --> 00:18:05,432 HA HA HA. NO, NO, NO. 301 00:18:05,467 --> 00:18:07,935 I DID THAT IN ENGLAND, DEAR BOY. 302 00:18:07,970 --> 00:18:10,364 WHY THE HELL DO YOU THINK I'M IN THIS PLACE? 303 00:18:10,399 --> 00:18:12,758 I DON'T QUITE KNOW HOW YOU BLEW THIS ONE, 304 00:18:12,793 --> 00:18:14,643 BUT MARGARET'S ALIVE. 305 00:18:15,144 --> 00:18:15,144 BUT MARGARET'S ALIVE. 306 00:18:17,146 --> 00:18:19,148 HMM HMM HMM! 307 00:18:19,648 --> 00:18:20,614 THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 308 00:18:20,649 --> 00:18:22,651 I KNOW A CORPSE WHEN I SEE ONE, 309 00:18:22,686 --> 00:18:24,618 AND I CAN ASSURE YOU 310 00:18:24,653 --> 00:18:27,022 THAT POOR, DEAR MARGARET- UNLIKE ME- 311 00:18:27,057 --> 00:18:29,358 IS COMPLETELY PICKLED. 312 00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:31,860 YOU SEE, I HAD HER EMBALMED. 313 00:18:31,895 --> 00:18:33,245 OH, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 314 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,663 NO. IT'S THE LAW. 315 00:18:35,164 --> 00:18:37,166 ONE CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL IN THIS CLIMATE. 316 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:49,094 OH, DARN! THERE GOES ANOTHER NAIL. 317 00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:49,545 OH, DARN! THERE GOES ANOTHER NAIL. 318 00:18:52,598 --> 00:18:54,299 SOMETHING WRONG, PUMPKIN? 319 00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:55,634 GET AWAY FROM ME. 320 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,101 COME AND GIVE 321 00:18:57,136 --> 00:19:01,488 YOUR LITTLE BABY-WABY A KISS. 322 00:19:01,523 --> 00:19:03,875 "GIVE HER ONE DROP, SHE'LL BE YOUR WIFE. 323 00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:06,228 GIVE HER 2, SHE'LL BE YOURS FOR LIFE." 324 00:19:06,263 --> 00:19:07,896 OH, MY GOD. 325 00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:13,652 STAY BACK, MARGARET! 326 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,619 YOU'RE DEAD! 327 00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:19,039 STICKS AND STONES 328 00:19:19,074 --> 00:19:22,077 CAN BREAK MY BONES 329 00:19:22,112 --> 00:19:23,078 UNH! 330 00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:32,254 OH, MY GOD! I'VE KILLED HER! 331 00:19:32,754 --> 00:19:32,754 OH, MY GOD! I'VE KILLED HER! 332 00:19:34,723 --> 00:19:38,143 WAIT A SECOND. 333 00:19:39,645 --> 00:19:42,014 I CAN'T HAVE KILLED HER. 334 00:19:42,049 --> 00:19:44,433 SHE'S ALREADY DEAD. 335 00:19:45,934 --> 00:19:47,117 LOGAN! 336 00:19:47,152 --> 00:19:50,654 HOW COULD YOU? 337 00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:53,525 I JUST BOUGHT THIS DRESS. 338 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:56,094 DARLING! 339 00:19:56,129 --> 00:19:57,329 AAH! 340 00:20:10,676 --> 00:20:13,427 PUMPKIN! WHERE ARE YOU? 341 00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:15,464 YOUR HONEY BUTTON WANTS A KISS. 342 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:18,383 OH! 343 00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:20,302 AHH! 344 00:20:27,609 --> 00:20:28,610 NO! 345 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:36,401 NO! 346 00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:40,905 UNH! UNH! 347 00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:42,407 AAH! AAH! 348 00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:45,410 OH! OH! OH! 349 00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:49,880 AAH! 350 00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:52,417 OH, MY GOD! 351 00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:04,179 UNH! UNH! 352 00:21:04,214 --> 00:21:06,396 WHOA! 353 00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:07,933 STAY AWAY FROM ME! 354 00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:09,434 NO! 355 00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:09,935 NO! 356 00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:15,157 GET AWAY FROM ME! 357 00:21:21,079 --> 00:21:23,297 TAKE ME, LOGAN! 358 00:21:23,332 --> 00:21:25,584 I'M BURNING WITH DESIRE! 359 00:21:27,586 --> 00:21:29,621 AAH! 360 00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:35,510 SO MUCH FOR BURNING DESIRE. 361 00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:40,048 UGH. 362 00:21:51,226 --> 00:21:52,110 OH! 363 00:21:56,648 --> 00:21:57,649 OH. 364 00:22:04,122 --> 00:22:05,123 OOH. 365 00:22:14,132 --> 00:22:16,251 OH. WHOA. 366 00:22:20,972 --> 00:22:22,889 TO MARGARET... 367 00:22:22,924 --> 00:22:25,560 MAY SHE REST IN PEACE. 368 00:22:26,061 --> 00:22:28,563 I THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER GET OVER HER DEATH. 369 00:22:29,064 --> 00:22:29,064 I THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER GET OVER HER DEATH. 370 00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:35,952 IN FACT, 371 00:22:35,987 --> 00:22:38,357 I NEVER THOUGHT SHE'D GET OVER IT, EITHER. 372 00:22:57,175 --> 00:23:00,178 NO! NO! 373 00:23:02,547 --> 00:23:04,549 NO! 374 00:23:04,933 --> 00:23:06,351 I'M BACK! 375 00:23:20,866 --> 00:23:23,368 OHH! 376 00:23:25,871 --> 00:23:28,373 OOH! OOH! 377 00:24:13,535 --> 00:24:16,872 UH... I THOUGHT I WAS- 378 00:24:16,907 --> 00:24:18,672 YOU WERE... 379 00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:20,542 BUT DO YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE 380 00:24:20,577 --> 00:24:22,392 THE EASY WAY OUT? 381 00:24:22,427 --> 00:24:25,263 YOU SEE, LOGAN, IT'S LIKE I TELL YOU. 382 00:24:25,298 --> 00:24:29,184 I'LL ALWAYS KEEP MY PROMISES. 383 00:24:29,601 --> 00:24:30,901 NOW, THERE'S SOMEONE 384 00:24:30,936 --> 00:24:33,722 WHO'S JUST DYING TO SEE YOU. 385 00:24:40,729 --> 00:24:43,448 I ALWAYS SAID YOU'D GETA HEAD, LOGAN. 386 00:24:43,483 --> 00:24:45,233 HA HA HA HA! 387 00:24:46,985 --> 00:24:47,869 THAT'S RIGHT, LOGAN. 388 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,003 LIKE I SAY, 389 00:24:50,038 --> 00:24:53,158 SHE BE YOURS FOR LIFE... 390 00:24:53,193 --> 00:24:55,076 AND DEATH. 391 00:25:06,588 --> 00:25:08,590 AAH! 392 00:25:13,562 --> 00:25:19,067 WELL, PSYCHE CAN WORK THAT OLD BLACK MAGIC ON ME 393 00:25:19,568 --> 00:25:21,570 ANY TIME SHE WANTS. 394 00:25:21,605 --> 00:25:23,537 AND HOW ABOUT MAGGIE? 395 00:25:23,572 --> 00:25:26,575 GIRLS LIKE THAT ARE PRETTY HARD TO DIG UP. 396 00:25:29,077 --> 00:25:34,032 ANYWAY, LOOKS LIKE POOR OLD LOGAN'S GOT HIMSELF... 397 00:25:34,067 --> 00:25:35,999 A ZOMBIE! 398 00:25:36,034 --> 00:25:38,036 I THINK I'LL HAVE ONE, TOO.