1 00:00:02,160 --> 00:00:03,207 This shit was going on... 2 00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:05,840 ...and I still watched last week's episode of Shameless. 3 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:07,604 What the fuck were you doing? 4 00:00:07,760 --> 00:00:09,524 [SCREAMS] 5 00:00:09,680 --> 00:00:10,920 - I want you. - You have me. 6 00:00:11,080 --> 00:00:12,411 I want to have sex with you. 7 00:00:12,560 --> 00:00:14,961 Yeah, I got this situation with one of my professors. 8 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:16,889 THEO: Sweetheart? HELENE: It's my husband. 9 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:18,883 LIP: Her and her hubby have this agreement. 10 00:00:19,080 --> 00:00:20,969 - You know, they're evolved. - This is Lip. 11 00:00:21,160 --> 00:00:23,766 FRANK: This woman is just tearing me up. 12 00:00:23,960 --> 00:00:25,007 I just can, t shake her. 13 00:00:25,160 --> 00:00:26,924 - Oh. I need a drink. - What's the occasion? 14 00:00:27,080 --> 00:00:29,048 - Cancer. - You're not going to the hospital? 15 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:31,043 - Where are you going? - Thinking Costa Rica. 16 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:32,326 FIONA: What the hell is that? 17 00:00:32,480 --> 00:00:33,811 SEAN: You moving? - In my dreams. 18 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:36,122 DEBBIE: How much did she have? MICKEY: Enough, I guess. 19 00:00:36,280 --> 00:00:39,045 Breathing, right? Oh, fuck. She's dead. 20 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:41,087 Aw! Fuck! 21 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:43,843 - What's in the crate? - How should I know? 22 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:48,324 You need to be with people who accept you for who you are. 23 00:00:48,520 --> 00:00:51,126 Anywhere south of here is great! 24 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:55,211 FIONA: Yeah, we're good for each other. SEAN: According to N.A., I'm not supposed... 25 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:57,442 ...to lean on anyone that I'm deeply attracted to. 26 00:02:09,920 --> 00:02:11,888 [BOTH GRUNTING AND MOANING] 27 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:17,411 FIONA: Oh, you're hitting it. 28 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:39,962 [BOTH PANTING] 29 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:50,366 Yeah. 30 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:53,971 Yeah, I've been on the road for five weeks. 31 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:56,202 What are you like after two months? 32 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:59,449 Oh, no, you couldn't handle two months. 33 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:04,007 No groupies on the road to help relieve the stress? 34 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:06,328 Oh, lots... 35 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:08,330 ...but not worth the expense. 36 00:03:09,120 --> 00:03:11,361 - The expense? - Yeah, you know. 37 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:15,570 Penicillin, amoxicillin, Z-Pak. 38 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:17,449 I learned that the hard way. 39 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:18,965 Since when do you smoke? 40 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:23,170 I only smoke on tour, but I'll quit in a couple of days. 41 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:27,248 Thanks for coming last night. I wasn't sure you'd show. 42 00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:34,402 I like that last song you ended the set with. 43 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:36,528 - Was that you? - Chris and me. 44 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:38,808 It was beautiful. 45 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:43,488 The lyrics were kind of angry and sad. 46 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:44,687 What's it called? 47 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:46,490 Uh, "Betrayal." 48 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:48,446 Ouch. 49 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:53,527 Mm-mm. I only wrote the music. Chris wrote the lyrics. 50 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:04,251 - Really? - Ha-ha. 51 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:08,249 Lip. 52 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:18,043 Lover. 53 00:04:18,960 --> 00:04:20,371 [MOANS] 54 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:24,846 Hey. 55 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:26,445 Hi. 56 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:32,526 LIP: Um... 57 00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:56,683 Your husband's in the corner of the room. 58 00:04:58,200 --> 00:05:00,441 Yes, he is. 59 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:01,847 Say hi, Theo. 60 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:03,566 Hello. 61 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:06,601 What's he doing? 62 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:08,489 Just waiting for us to finish. 63 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:10,324 So he can come to bed. 64 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:13,131 - You don't mind, do you? - Ahh... 65 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:16,965 I don't know. 66 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:19,448 We can stop if you want. 67 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:22,362 Want me to stop? 68 00:05:24,760 --> 00:05:26,046 Tell me to stop. 69 00:05:31,880 --> 00:05:34,008 - Mickey. - Yeah? 70 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:36,368 It's been, like, an hour. 71 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:39,123 I gotta go pee. 72 00:05:39,280 --> 00:05:41,282 [BOTH PANTING] 73 00:05:44,760 --> 00:05:46,489 At least you finally got hard. 74 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:49,962 We can try some more when I get back, if you got lube or something. 75 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:53,930 [DOOR CLOSES] 76 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:15,370 MONICA: I had an aunt who lives south of Phoenix somewhere. 77 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:17,324 She had oranges... 78 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:20,683 ...and lemon trees growing right in her yard. 79 00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:23,286 She'd make us cookies at the holidays. 80 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:26,290 Like those Christmas trees with the green icing on top. 81 00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:30,081 And then she'd put those little silver sugar balls on like ornaments. 82 00:06:30,280 --> 00:06:32,931 And she would make dozens of them. 83 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:34,531 Mail them up to us. 84 00:06:34,680 --> 00:06:36,409 Most of them got broken. 85 00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:40,770 But you can piece them together. They're still good, you know? 86 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:07,969 You have to go? 87 00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:10,289 Yeah. Fell asleep. 88 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:14,047 Stay a little longer? Nobody's here, and they wouldn't even care if they were. 89 00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:16,884 I gotta be home before my dad gets up. 90 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:20,571 I love you. 91 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:31,964 I love you too. 92 00:07:59,320 --> 00:08:01,641 It rained hard in the night. 93 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:04,201 Everything smells fresh. 94 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:06,522 Is the pain back? 95 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:10,326 - You got enough pills left? - Plenty. 96 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:12,403 I could walk back to the village. 97 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:15,882 Central market's like a narco Kmart. 98 00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:19,601 A guy offered me a gallon jug of Propofol for 50 bucks. 99 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:22,889 I think I'll go for a swim. 100 00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:28,006 - Sharks feed before morning. - Mm. That's what makes it fun. 101 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:39,450 [LAUGHS] 102 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:41,524 Come on. Get in here. 103 00:08:41,680 --> 00:08:43,205 [CHUCKLES] 104 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:45,647 Hmm. 105 00:08:45,840 --> 00:08:48,446 - Debs? DEBBIE: Kitchen. 106 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:52,366 Hey. Cup of Noodles? For breakfast? 107 00:08:52,520 --> 00:08:55,524 - No bread, no eggs, no milk, no cereal. - Why are we out of food? 108 00:08:55,720 --> 00:08:57,484 Because nobody's buying any. 109 00:08:57,680 --> 00:09:00,126 - Who's been doing the shopping? - Well, Sammi was. 110 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:03,361 Well, I'll get to the store today. What about you? 111 00:09:03,560 --> 00:09:07,121 - You get something to eat for breakfast? - I hate breakfast. Coffee. 112 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:10,921 No sugar either. So where were you last night? 113 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:13,767 I called. Gus got back from tour. 114 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:15,729 Husband Gus? 115 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:17,564 What other Gus is there? 116 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:19,210 So you guys are back together? 117 00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:20,566 We were never not together. 118 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:23,166 - He was on tour with his band. - Hmm. 119 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:25,204 - What is that look? - Nothing. 120 00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:27,567 Gus is back. I went to see the band play a show. 121 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:30,007 And I spent the night like husbands and wives do. 122 00:09:30,160 --> 00:09:33,926 Mm-hm. So you tell Sean that Gus is back? 123 00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:36,003 Sean is just a good friend. 124 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:38,049 Hmm. Liam, plate to sink. 125 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:40,328 - We should see Carl this weekend. FIONA: Sure. 126 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:42,084 So does Husband Gus have a car... 127 00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:46,040 ...or should we ask Good Friend Sean to drive us up to juvie jail again? 128 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:47,600 Jeez. 129 00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:49,842 There's a Russian prostitute in my kitchen... 130 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:53,766 ...talking Diaper Genies and infant diarrhea with my husband. 131 00:09:53,920 --> 00:09:55,604 So are you and Kev...? 132 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:58,366 - Giving it another try. - That's great. 133 00:09:58,520 --> 00:09:59,681 Yeah. 134 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:03,567 - Is that a hickey? - Yeah. 135 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:05,804 - What? - Are those teeth marks? 136 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,367 Tell that boy no teeth. Just lip and suction. 137 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:10,170 Did you have the talk? 138 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:13,722 - The talk? - Birds and bees, his thing, her thing. 139 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:15,001 She's on the pill. 140 00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:16,241 No shit. 141 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:19,131 - Mm-hm. FIONA: Svetlana's still at your house? 142 00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:22,602 Just until we get another bed to put in the apartment above the Alibi. 143 00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:25,286 She's gonna help with the twins instead of paying rent. 144 00:10:25,440 --> 00:10:26,885 She's great with kids. 145 00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:29,520 - Don't you have school? - Yeah, but this is more fun. 146 00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:31,330 Shit, go. Go. Go. 147 00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:34,410 - Food. Today. - I promise. Go. 148 00:10:34,560 --> 00:10:37,325 Oh, can you take Liam to Head Start on your way? 149 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:40,882 Like I've done every day for the last four months? I think I can handle that. 150 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:44,931 Oh, and I'll be sure to pick Liam up after school like I always do too. Come on. 151 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:48,090 - So sleepy. - Come on, Liam! 152 00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:53,683 VERONICA: The pill at 13? 153 00:10:53,880 --> 00:10:56,724 - Fourteen. She's almost 15. - Really? 154 00:10:56,920 --> 00:10:59,571 - Well, I guess she should. I started at 11. - Eleven? 155 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:01,091 VERONICA: Yeah. Developed early. 156 00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:05,165 Boys started sniffing around when I was 10. Grown men by the time I was 11. 157 00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:07,368 Mom had to beat them off with a claw hammer. 158 00:11:07,560 --> 00:11:10,609 The deacons at the church were the worst. Nothing but hands. 159 00:11:10,760 --> 00:11:12,922 Kevin fucked a bunch of coeds at Lip's college. 160 00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:15,081 Jesus. A bunch? 161 00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:17,766 He doesn't know the number exactly, but double digits. 162 00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:19,684 And Svetlana. Mouth only, but still. 163 00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:21,890 For Svetlana or the coeds? 164 00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:24,407 Svetlana. The coeds were the whole 15 inches. 165 00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:29,046 Double digits. That's an awful lot of need. 166 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:30,690 This morning I woke up thinking: 167 00:11:30,840 --> 00:11:34,049 What are the chances he didn't pick up one of those nasty bugs? 168 00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:36,851 I mean, the man has gotta be a human Petri dish. 169 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,525 - Ian split again. - Mm. 170 00:11:38,680 --> 00:11:40,409 Thought the army had him. 171 00:11:40,560 --> 00:11:44,963 Got out, took off with Monica. He needs to be on his meds. 172 00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:49,170 Not like Monica will help with that. She never stayed on hers. 173 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:54,161 Glad you and Kevin are back together. 174 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:55,924 Yeah, me too. 175 00:11:59,560 --> 00:12:02,723 MONICA: Hey. Thank you. 176 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:05,170 Thanks. 177 00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:09,007 I'm starving. You starving? 178 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:13,091 - Yeah, I could eat. - Let's get some great, big steaks... 179 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:15,971 ...and baked potatoes with everything on it. 180 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:17,929 I bet they have a salad bar. 181 00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:19,161 Get some blue cheese... 182 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:21,926 ...and pie. 183 00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:26,529 Truckers are very serious about really good pie. 184 00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:29,007 IAN: Well, I don't have any money. - What? 185 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:31,242 - No. - The army didn't give you any cash... 186 00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:33,209 - ...before they let you out? - No. 187 00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:34,805 Fucking assholes. 188 00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:38,851 They arrest you on some bullshit charge and then just toss you out without a dime? 189 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,923 No back pay? Nothing? 190 00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:46,723 Ah. No worries. I got money. 191 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:48,530 Go on and get us a table. 192 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:50,091 Yeah. Go on in. 193 00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:51,446 Really. Go on. Go on. 194 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:54,046 See if they have those jalapeño poppers. 195 00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:56,601 I love those! 196 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:01,689 WOMAN: You know what I mean? All that? 197 00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:04,451 I could not have done that. 198 00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:35,208 [FRANK WHISTLING] 199 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:51,286 FRANK: Hey. 200 00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:53,090 I walked into town. 201 00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:58,121 How about I whip us up some scrambled eggs and gallo pinto? 202 00:13:58,280 --> 00:14:01,841 Oh, I got some of those great coffee beans from the old woman... 203 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,206 ...on the road. 204 00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:06,171 Uh... No thanks. Not hungry. 205 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:09,250 You gotta eat. 206 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:10,447 Keep up your strength. 207 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:13,649 How about some avocado on bread? 208 00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:16,770 It's loaded with vitamins... 209 00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:18,684 ...and healthy fats. 210 00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:21,491 Not hungry. 211 00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:26,283 Mm. Oh, my. What's that? 212 00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:28,807 That is nature. 213 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:32,726 Because you were standing over there stark naked. 214 00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:39,771 Let's go get drunk. 215 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:43,050 - Buy a gun. - A gun? 216 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:44,326 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 217 00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:45,720 Yeah. 218 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:48,170 - A gun? - Mm-hm. 219 00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:49,805 A really big gun. 220 00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:58,811 - You coming? - Absolutely. 221 00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:08,401 MONICA: Oh, my God. 222 00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:11,811 Oh, great. Thanks. Fantastic. 223 00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:16,409 Do you have any caramel sauce? I love caramel sauce on apple pie. 224 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:19,649 - Do you want anything else? - I don't think I can finish all this. 225 00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:21,450 They have cheeseburgers too. 226 00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:22,886 [MONICA CHUCKLES] 227 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:26,644 Hey, you can pay for all this, right? 228 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:28,326 Yeah, sure. 229 00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:32,280 Okay, so I'm not gonna have to sneak out the back window like when I was little? 230 00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:34,761 Really? I don't remember that. 231 00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:39,489 Frank broke open the bathroom window. 232 00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:43,122 When I tried to climb out, I ripped my pants on the glass. 233 00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:45,044 [LAUGHS] 234 00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:47,168 Wow. How old were you? 235 00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:49,971 Uh... Six. Maybe 7. 236 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:51,326 God. 237 00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:54,723 We had a lot of good times back then, didn't we? 238 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:56,611 [CHUCKLES] 239 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:04,801 Hey, what were you doing with that trucker to get money? 240 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:07,371 I saw you walking with him. 241 00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:10,091 - I thought maybe you were gonna... - Gonna what? 242 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:13,364 I don't know. Do... 243 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:16,127 ...something, but you weren't gone for very long. 244 00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:18,886 Ha! What kind of girl do you take me for? 245 00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:22,724 I don't know. 246 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:25,929 But you did get money. 247 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:29,882 - I sold him something. - What? 248 00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:33,921 Nothing very important. And it got us a lot of great food, right? 249 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,686 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 250 00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:38,681 Your boyfriend? 251 00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:39,921 Again? 252 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,564 Fuck him. 253 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:44,570 Done. 254 00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:50,891 What? 255 00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:53,530 You are so beautiful. 256 00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:58,206 You are a beautiful, beautiful man. 257 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:04,243 I did fucking good making you. 258 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:11,649 Two patty melts, one with fries, one with slaw and a cheeseburger plate medium. 259 00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:13,923 Here you go. 260 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:17,565 Here, ma'am. I'll be right back with your check. 261 00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:26,441 Need something? 262 00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:29,929 Gus is back. 263 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:35,167 How did it go? 264 00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:40,291 - We talked a bit, caught up. - The tour. Was it a success? 265 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,644 Oh, yeah. 266 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:45,929 Part of it got canceled, but he said it went okay anyway. 267 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,009 Good. That's good. 268 00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:52,610 Will get to Pittsburgh okay? 269 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,040 Yeah. 270 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:56,567 - Yeah. - So he's settling in okay? 271 00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:58,728 Yeah, he seemed fine. 272 00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:07,251 I just wanted you to know that Gus was back. 273 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:10,006 Thanks. That's good to know. 274 00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:14,049 Table eight. 275 00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:24,164 Hey. Welcome to Patsy's. 276 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:27,642 I'll give you a second. Do you know what you might want to drink? 277 00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:34,729 Hey, what you doing? 278 00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:36,684 Hiding. 279 00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:40,407 - Muff? - She's officially gone psycho. 280 00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:44,645 She's threatening to throw all my clothes into a pile in the alley and set them on fire. 281 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:46,689 Preferably with me still wearing some of them. 282 00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:48,569 Did you call campus security? 283 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:50,290 It's kind of sweet, really. 284 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:53,131 No one's ever been homicidally obsessed with me before. 285 00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:54,971 It's kind of a turn on. 286 00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:58,681 Unless she actually does it. Getting burned to death, that has to suck. 287 00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:01,525 You spent the night over at Mrs. Robinson's again? 288 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,401 That's gotta be against a few faculty rules. 289 00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:10,006 Well, we're both consenting adults. 290 00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:14,085 Separated by two decades, numerous advanced degrees, several published works... 291 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:15,890 ...a husband in tenure. 292 00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:24,800 Okay. You can stay here till Muff chills out, or runs out of matches, okay? 293 00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:27,486 I won't be back till after lunch. 294 00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:31,370 Okay, thanks. 295 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:35,087 Bye. 296 00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:39,320 [DOOR CLOSES] 297 00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:47,721 - I used condoms. - On your tongue? 298 00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:49,405 - Mr. Ball. - Here. 299 00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:54,961 - Wait, wait. You don't have to come. - Oh, you better believe I'm coming. 300 00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:01,289 - What seems to be the problem? - My husband's a slut. 301 00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:02,771 Vee, that's a little harsh. 302 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:06,447 He slept with a bunch of girls. I wanna make sure he doesn't have diseases. 303 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:10,967 Ahem. How many sexual partners have you had in the last 12 months? 304 00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:13,600 You want names? Because I didn't catch many names. 305 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:15,171 NURSE: Just a number will do. 306 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:17,529 Uh... 307 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:22,009 - Frontal and anal? - Anal? 308 00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:25,004 Yeah, you'd be surprised how many coeds want it up the butt. 309 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:28,647 Think it preserves their virginity. They call it the poop-hole loophole. 310 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,480 - Damn, Kev. - It's a really big school, Vee. 311 00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:40,722 Ball park? More than X, less than Y? 312 00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:43,730 - Is that math? I really... - How about best guess? 313 00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:47,244 Uh... 314 00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:52,329 - Twenty-two, 23, give or take five or six. - What? 315 00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:56,170 I was the Rape Walker. 316 00:20:57,280 --> 00:21:00,045 I had lots of opportunities. 317 00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:23,204 Oops, huh? 318 00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:26,487 Pregnancy test, morning after pill. 319 00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:29,206 Oh, right. Oops. 320 00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:31,407 How old are you? 321 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:36,602 - Old enough. - Yeah. I can see that. 322 00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:46,526 Big fella, huh? 323 00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:48,561 What? 324 00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:50,970 Magnums? 325 00:21:55,120 --> 00:21:56,167 Ah. Ribbed. 326 00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:58,207 Good choice. 327 00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:13,763 Your daughter is very beautiful. 328 00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:17,008 - What? - Your daughter. 329 00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:22,730 [SIGHS] 330 00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:26,484 You know where I can buy a gun? 331 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:28,566 What kind of gun? 332 00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:30,961 One with bullets. 333 00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:33,845 A pistol, shotgun, semi-automatic? 334 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,843 A sword rifle? Machine gun? 335 00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:37,530 Pistol should do it. 336 00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:42,169 You see the skinny Brazilian with the Neymar jersey? 337 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,641 He is your man. 338 00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:49,285 He slept with half the school. 339 00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:51,442 - You threw him out? - I didn't throw him out. 340 00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:52,846 - I left. - Same difference. 341 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,401 Nurse gave him the biggest damn shot I've ever seen. 342 00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:57,648 Asked if I'd been vaccinated for HPV. 343 00:22:57,800 --> 00:22:59,689 Big handsome man like that. Good in bed. 344 00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:02,241 You bet other women are gonna try to jump his bones. 345 00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:04,522 - Mm-hm. - Shut up, Billy. Nobody asked you. 346 00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:06,523 Not women, girls. 347 00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:08,648 A lot of girls got Daddy issues. 348 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:11,280 Now, he's one hell of a daddy. Whew. 349 00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:13,204 - Could you stop doing that? - Ha-ha. What? 350 00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:15,931 - Acting all-knowing about my husband. - If the shoe fits. 351 00:23:16,120 --> 00:23:17,963 You don't have to rub my nose in it. 352 00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:21,482 You never let a good-earning, good-looking man like Kev off a leash. 353 00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:25,042 Unless you're ready for him to run wild, sniffing after every bitch. 354 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:29,603 I didn't know he was gonna round up half of Delta Delta Slut for a dip-the-stick marathon. 355 00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:33,122 A thirsty man coming out the desert is bound to take a drink. 356 00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:37,126 - Now I'm a damn desert? - A man only has one camel for many years. 357 00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:40,284 That camel run off, he gonna take a few other rides for a spin... 358 00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:43,211 ...before he decides which one he's gonna drive off the lot. 359 00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:46,449 That was, like, 15 different insulting metaphors all mashed up... 360 00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:48,648 ...into one incredibly nasty sentence. 361 00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:51,326 So your man likes lemons? 362 00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:53,482 Make yourself some lemonade. 363 00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:57,851 - What the hell is that supposed to mean? - Dress up like a girl. That's what he likes. 364 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,810 Go to one of those Forever 15 stores in the mall. 365 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,731 Buy yourself some cheap little girl college clothes. 366 00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:06,365 Make your man happy. 367 00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:17,925 MONICA: Yeah, perfect. 368 00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:20,003 Yeah, we're here. 369 00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:22,561 IAN: Thank you. MONICA: Oh. 370 00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:24,643 [MAN SINGING OVER RADIO] 371 00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:26,211 Bye, Mark. 372 00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:27,925 Yeah, we're here. 373 00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:29,684 Where are we? 374 00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:31,410 Home. 375 00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:34,527 Oh, good. He's back! 376 00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:36,808 - He's here. - Who's here? 377 00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:38,405 Walter. 378 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:41,530 Walter! 379 00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:44,245 Oh. 380 00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:48,207 Mm. 381 00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:51,848 - I missed you. WALTER: Who's this? 382 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,411 This is my son. 383 00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:54,961 Walter. 384 00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:57,327 This is my son. 385 00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:58,845 Ian. 386 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:02,447 Ian, this is the fantastic... 387 00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:03,880 ...fabulous... 388 00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:06,327 ...incredible Walter. 389 00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:08,764 Hey. 390 00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:10,931 Yeah. 391 00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:13,085 You wanna hear from...? 392 00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:15,647 Honestly? Yeah, I'm sick of this shit. 393 00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:17,165 Yeah. 394 00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:19,004 I know. It feels like the same thing. 395 00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:21,885 I'm hearing you say the same thing over and over again... 396 00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:23,844 ...so I don't need... 397 00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:26,964 Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yes. Bye. 398 00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:29,361 Jesus Christ. 399 00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:42,886 How you doing? 400 00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:44,610 Fine. 401 00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:49,921 Who were you talking to? 402 00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:56,688 You wanna talk about it? 403 00:25:57,600 --> 00:25:59,090 We could grab a cup of coffee. 404 00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:01,169 And why would I wanna do that? 405 00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:09,127 Because we're friends? Figured you might need someone to talk to. 406 00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:12,090 - We're not friends. - Of course we are. 407 00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:15,970 [SIGHS] 408 00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:20,248 You should be getting home. Your husband will be worried about you. 409 00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:45,921 LIP: Hey. - Hi. 410 00:26:46,120 --> 00:26:48,600 LIP: Muff still threatening arson? 411 00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:50,687 Yeah. 412 00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:54,485 I ordered a pizza. 413 00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:57,849 It's kind of cold now. I thought you'd be back a couple hours ago. 414 00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:04,250 - I can go heat it up in the lounge microwave. - No, no, it's cool. I like it cold. 415 00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:10,201 Another trip to the cougar cage? 416 00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:13,650 No. No, the physics lab. 417 00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:18,165 My phonon spectra of crystals project is due Friday. 418 00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:27,330 Does she make you happy, or is it just about the sex? 419 00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:31,931 Just the sex, mostly. 420 00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:35,761 Is she better at it than I am? 421 00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:40,844 No, just, um... 422 00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:43,370 ...more practice, I guess. 423 00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:46,167 Lots more, if what I hear is true. 424 00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:51,763 She do stuff that I should probably know how to do? 425 00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:59,520 Anything you'd like to teach me? 426 00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:06,484 Cold pizza sucks. I'm gonna go warm this up. 427 00:28:26,120 --> 00:28:29,124 [SCREAMING AND GROWLING OVER TV] 428 00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:31,289 MAN [OVER TV]: Oh, my God. 429 00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:38,610 Hey, Liam, what you watching? 430 00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:42,082 Jesus. What the hell is this? 431 00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:45,246 [TV TURNS OFF] 432 00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:46,686 [SIGHS] 433 00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:52,930 Come on. It's after 10. It's time for bed. 434 00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:55,362 Debbie! 435 00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:58,403 Debs! 436 00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:00,289 Come on. 437 00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:04,323 Debs, you can't just leave Liam sitting in front of the TV. 438 00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:07,802 He was watching, like, The Walking Dead or something. Jesus. 439 00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:09,246 Oh, fuck. 440 00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:11,482 - Sorry. FIONA: What the hell is going on? 441 00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:14,160 - Liam, go to bed. - What are you doing? 442 00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:16,163 - I knocked. - We weren't doing anything. 443 00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:19,005 - Why is Derek in his underwear? - He's spending the night. 444 00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:21,128 - No, he is not. - Yes, he is. 445 00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:23,527 - No, I'm not. - What do you mean? 446 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,286 My dad will kill me, okay? 447 00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:28,171 I'll see you at school tomorrow. I'm sorry, Miss Gallagher. 448 00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:34,847 - Don't embarrass me like that. - Embarrass you? Hey. 449 00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:36,451 Go. Brush your teeth now. 450 00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:40,283 You can't have a boy in your bed. 451 00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:41,965 Why not? You do. 452 00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:44,009 - I'm a grown-up. - I'm pregnant. 453 00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:45,605 No, you're not. 454 00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:49,684 No, you're not. 455 00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:55,966 Are you sure? 456 00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:58,445 Maybe. 457 00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:01,687 - Well, you're getting an abortion tomorrow. - No. 458 00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:03,126 - Yes. - I love him. 459 00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:05,004 - You don't. - We're gonna get married. 460 00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:06,685 - No. - Derek's mom got pregnant... 461 00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:10,083 ...when she was six months older than me. Been together 20 years. 462 00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:13,523 - What are you talking about? - I love him! And we're gonna get married! 463 00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:17,082 - We're gonna have babies and be happy! - Oh, for fuck's sake, Deb. 464 00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:20,449 Why won't you ever let me be happy? 465 00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:27,804 [MOANING AND PANTING] 466 00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:31,169 - Talk dirty to me. - Dirty little bitch. 467 00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:34,204 Aah! Can you...? Can you do it in Spanish? 468 00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:39,127 - Oh, you dirty, dirty little bitch. - Oh, God! 469 00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:42,807 - Oh, yeah! Oh! Oh! - Aah! Haah! 470 00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:47,049 [BOTH LAUGHING] 471 00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:49,288 Oh, God. 472 00:30:57,680 --> 00:31:00,047 Hey, where did you put the gun? 473 00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:01,645 It's in there. 474 00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:03,609 That big pot. 475 00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:06,485 Oh. 476 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:14,721 - Hey, be careful with that. It's loaded. - Eh. 477 00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:18,080 My dad taught me how to shoot. 478 00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:41,285 [COCKS GUN] 479 00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:44,767 Frank. 480 00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:47,090 [GUN CLICKS THEN BIANCA SCREAMS] 481 00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:48,810 Ah... Jesus. 482 00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:51,531 Holy fuck, what a rush. Do you want a go? 483 00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:52,846 - Christ. No. - Okay. 484 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,047 [GUN CLICKS] 485 00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:56,886 Oh, fuck! Stop that! Come on, give it to me. 486 00:31:57,040 --> 00:32:00,328 - No! Frank, don't! No! - You're being... Let go. 487 00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:01,726 [GUNSHOT] 488 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:03,251 Jesus. 489 00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:05,442 [BOTH PANTING] 490 00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:09,287 Your arm. 491 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,207 Oh. It's okay. 492 00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:15,049 It's okay. 493 00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:19,651 I'm sorry. 494 00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:23,565 [LAUGHING] 495 00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:37,522 [SOBBING] 496 00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:47,726 MONICA: I didn't. 497 00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:49,564 That's okay. 498 00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:51,290 You know what? 499 00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:52,930 - You're so good. WALTER: Yeah? 500 00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:54,650 MONICA: Oh, yeah. 501 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:56,764 [MONICA LAUGHING] 502 00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:14,603 Oh, are we gonna slow dance? 503 00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:15,847 [THUD] 504 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,446 MONICA: Oh. Shh. 505 00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:58,289 Hey. 506 00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:00,451 What are you doing out here? 507 00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:03,124 Oh, just... 508 00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:04,566 ...looking at the stars. 509 00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:08,645 Come on back in. 510 00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:11,929 You know, you can never see this many stars in Chicago. 511 00:34:12,720 --> 00:34:15,041 There's too many lights from the city. 512 00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:18,285 Crowds all the stars out of the sky. 513 00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:21,449 Yeah. 514 00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:23,841 This is beautiful. 515 00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:28,008 You like Walter? 516 00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:31,565 He's nice, right? 517 00:34:31,720 --> 00:34:34,200 I barely met him. How old is he? 518 00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:36,169 [CHUCKLES] 519 00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:38,171 I don't know. 520 00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:39,560 Come on. Let's go back in. 521 00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:41,205 It's cold. 522 00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:43,089 Come on. 523 00:34:43,240 --> 00:34:46,050 All right, well, I'm going in. 524 00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:48,362 Are you selling meth? 525 00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:52,687 - What? - I found some in your bag. 526 00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:55,320 You're going through my stuff? 527 00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:57,482 Is that how you got that money? 528 00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:00,484 What's he doing out here? 529 00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:02,723 Shh. Will you keep your voice down? 530 00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:06,689 It's his grandma's old place and Walter keeps an eye on it. 531 00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:08,171 Is he cooking out here? 532 00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:11,529 I looked into that trailer and I saw some stuff. 533 00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:16,004 He takes care of me and I take care of him. We're happy. 534 00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:17,889 Okay? 535 00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:20,441 Hey, the fuck is going on out here? 536 00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:24,169 - We're just talking. - Then shut the fuck up. I'm trying to sleep. 537 00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:25,731 - Okay, we will. - Jesus. 538 00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:28,281 MONICA: Shh. Stop. - What the fuck you say? 539 00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:31,649 - Jesus. I said fucking Jesus. - No. No. 540 00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:33,404 - Don't eye-fuck me. - No. Come on. 541 00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:34,846 Will that make you hear me? 542 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,651 - No, he's just tired! Come on, babe. - Asshole! Fuck you! 543 00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:39,529 - Get the fuck out of here. - Back off! 544 00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:41,921 Babe. Babe, no, no, no. He's just tired. 545 00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:43,605 We're all just tired. 546 00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:46,081 Go on, babe. Go back to sleep. 547 00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:48,527 Okay? 548 00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:50,491 - Yes. - I'll be right in. 549 00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:53,371 - Fucker. - Right. You go to bed. I'll be right back. 550 00:35:54,720 --> 00:35:57,485 He's just under a lot of stress now, okay? 551 00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:00,371 I mean, most of the time, he's sweet. Really sweet. 552 00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:06,011 Ian? Ian, I'm finally happy. 553 00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:09,448 People like us, we can be happy. 554 00:36:10,240 --> 00:36:11,810 I love him. 555 00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:17,603 And that's the most important thing, to find somebody to love, right? 556 00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:21,845 Who loves you back for who you are. 557 00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:25,762 I want that for you. 558 00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:37,091 - Mom. - I love you. 559 00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:40,321 You are gonna be okay. 560 00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:44,004 We're gonna be okay. 561 00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:56,291 [DOOR CLOSES] 562 00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,002 [MONICA AND WALTER ARGUING] 563 00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:04,122 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 564 00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:19,162 [LINE RINGING] 565 00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:27,089 Fuck it. 566 00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:44,125 Hey. 567 00:37:44,720 --> 00:37:46,768 Come on, cupcake. 568 00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:55,565 They were in her bed together, in their underwear. 569 00:37:55,720 --> 00:37:58,405 She asked him to spend the night. 570 00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:02,401 Ian's off his meds. He ran away with our batshit crazy mother. 571 00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:06,565 Carl's doing time in juvie, and now Deb wants to be a contestant on Teenage Mom. 572 00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:08,171 Is she really pregnant? 573 00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:10,284 I don't know. 574 00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:12,124 I don't even think she knows. 575 00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:15,762 Could I possibly be doing a worse job of raising these kids? 576 00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:18,366 Well, Liam isn't smoking crack. 577 00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:21,484 Thanks for coming over. I'm just having a meltdown. 578 00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:23,085 What are friends for? 579 00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:28,808 Is that what we are? Friends? 580 00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:32,528 It's not a bad place to start. 581 00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:38,486 The kids have got to be up in four hours. 582 00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:42,241 You coming home tonight? 583 00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:48,128 I should be here in the morning. 584 00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:52,251 Make sure Deb's not packing a bag to elope and picking out baby names. 585 00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:54,127 You can stay here. 586 00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:56,203 Oh, but your bed sucks. 587 00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:58,330 Never had complaints before. 588 00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:02,411 You shouldn't be reminding your husband how many men have tried out your mattress. 589 00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:04,366 So you'll stay? 590 00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:07,087 [SIGHS] 591 00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:10,887 I just don't think the kids should get too comfortable with me being around. 592 00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:13,326 Why not? 593 00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:17,449 Because you haven't decided whether you wanna be with me yet. 594 00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:27,203 It doesn't have to be tonight, Fiona. 595 00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:31,161 But soon, okay? 596 00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:35,003 I need to know. 597 00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:01,328 [BIANCA MOANING] 598 00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:09,129 Bianca? 599 00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:17,328 Bianca? 600 00:40:24,720 --> 00:40:26,609 Pain's back? 601 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,685 Your pills. Where are your pills? 602 00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:41,170 Okay. Drink this. 603 00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:43,367 [GRUNTS] 604 00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:46,410 Oh, sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry. 605 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:48,525 Okay. 606 00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:51,930 Here. 607 00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:54,887 [GROANING] 608 00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:56,530 Okay? 609 00:40:57,320 --> 00:40:58,765 Here. 610 00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:11,091 Another. 611 00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:14,045 - How many have you had so far? - More. 612 00:41:14,240 --> 00:41:18,290 - No, it's too... - Please, please. 613 00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:25,166 Ahh. 614 00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:37,046 I couldn't do it. 615 00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:39,248 I tried. 616 00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:42,006 But I was too afraid. 617 00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:47,003 I thought it would be easy, but I couldn't do it. 618 00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:48,889 It's okay. 619 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:57,604 Thank you. 620 00:41:57,760 --> 00:41:59,444 For what? 621 00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:04,920 You have made me happy. 622 00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:09,969 I've never been very happy, you know? 623 00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:26,284 Debbie. 624 00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:31,050 Debbie. 625 00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:37,244 Morning. 626 00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:43,126 Are you sure you're pregnant? 627 00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:53,327 Did you...? Did you take a pregnancy test? 628 00:42:57,960 --> 00:43:00,327 We'll go buy one today. 629 00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:04,168 I wanna have a baby. 630 00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:07,369 No. I know that you think that you do, but... 631 00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:11,884 - I know what I want and what I don't want. - No, you don't. You're just a kid. 632 00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:14,008 - I'm not a kid. - Yes, you are. 633 00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:17,004 - It's my decision. - You're just a kid if you're willing... 634 00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:20,642 ...to make a decision that could ruin your life with a boy you barely know! 635 00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:23,804 You married a guy you barely even know! 636 00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:25,731 Do you even love him? 637 00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:28,884 Or do you still love Jimmy, or maybe Sean? 638 00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:31,765 Or some other cute guy you run into on the street! 639 00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:33,371 Okay, okay. 640 00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:34,885 Hey. 641 00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:37,409 Don't do this. 642 00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:39,130 Please. 643 00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:41,851 Don't have a baby. 644 00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,048 It's a mistake. 645 00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:48,325 I know who I love and I know what I want. 646 00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:50,204 Even if you don't. 647 00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:04,008 Kevin, wake up. 648 00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:09,849 [GRUNTS] 649 00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:12,611 You like? 650 00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:13,761 [CHUCKLES] 651 00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:15,007 Did you go shopping? 652 00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:18,283 Isn't this what you like? 653 00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:20,605 No. 654 00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:24,249 Yes. 655 00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:27,404 - I mean, what's the right answer? - Is this what they wore? 656 00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:31,082 Those slutty coeds you nailed? 657 00:44:31,240 --> 00:44:32,321 Oh... 658 00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:34,807 No. I mean, I don't... Sort of, I guess. 659 00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:37,247 I mean, they wore a bunch of different kinds of things. 660 00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:41,047 They wore skirts and sweat pants, most of them. 661 00:44:41,240 --> 00:44:45,086 They wore jeans with those torn knees... Ow. 662 00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:47,521 Hey, you asked. 663 00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:49,648 Vee. 664 00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:54,328 Oh, Vee, honey. 665 00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:55,811 Go away, Kevin! 666 00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,401 Oh, come on. 667 00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:00,050 Go away. 668 00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:05,445 I don't want you to dress like anybody else. I want you to dress like you. Veronica clothes. 669 00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:07,045 [BABIES CRYING] 670 00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:08,361 Babies, Kev. 671 00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:10,124 You better go and hold them. 672 00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:16,329 Babies, Kev. 673 00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:20,646 No. 674 00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:25,248 I know that's where you wanna be, so you better go before they die. 675 00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:27,050 No, I wanna be here with you. 676 00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:30,961 Go get the babies. 677 00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:33,162 [CRYING CONTINUES] 678 00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:37,090 Kevin. 679 00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:44,563 We'll go through it together, okay? 680 00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:52,968 Oh, shit. They sure can scream, can't they? 681 00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:46,404 CHRIS [SINGING]: I will be dreaming 682 00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:50,361 In the meantime 683 00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:52,409 The hell am I supposed... 684 00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:55,650 Where's Gus? 685 00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:57,450 He left early. 686 00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:01,283 Will you tell him I came by with some coffees? 687 00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:03,841 We were up kind of late last night. 688 00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:08,249 Hey, Fiona. 689 00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:12,241 If you don't love Gus... 690 00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:15,325 ...you're gonna have to man up and leave. 691 00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:20,331 He won't do it. He's too nice a guy. 692 00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:22,010 And you... 693 00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:23,366 You know. 694 00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:26,883 Me, what? 695 00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:29,450 You're not. 696 00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:36,322 [RESUMES PLAYING GUITAR] 697 00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:58,282 [URINATING] 698 00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:28,966 Shit. 699 00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:47,010 Bianca! 700 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,924 Bianca! 701 00:48:57,680 --> 00:49:00,286 Bianca! 702 00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:08,401 Not today! 703 00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:39,202 - You disappeared last night. - I know. 704 00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:41,567 That was a really shitty thing to do. 705 00:49:41,720 --> 00:49:44,121 I know, I know. I just had something to do, okay? 706 00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:48,484 You just split and left me there. 707 00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:50,290 I waited for two hours. 708 00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:53,171 Listen, I never asked you to come over, okay? 709 00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:58,130 The fuck was that for? 710 00:49:58,280 --> 00:50:00,123 Making me fall in love with you. 711 00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:02,123 I didn't make you do anything. 712 00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:06,365 Yes, you did, because you're so fucking you! 713 00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:11,130 You're not like anybody I know or have ever met or will ever meet. You're just... 714 00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:14,329 Oh, fuck! Aah! 715 00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:15,970 [SOBBING] 716 00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:18,251 [AMANDA SCREAMS] 717 00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:24,124 Thank you. 718 00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:26,645 Thank you. 719 00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:31,207 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 720 00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:38,885 You're not on the schedule today. 721 00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:42,085 What's going on with us? 722 00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:46,608 - Well, you're married. - So? 723 00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:48,171 So you're married. 724 00:50:49,240 --> 00:50:53,609 I think I'm in love with you. And I'm pretty sure you're in love with me too. 725 00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:56,686 - Pretty sure, huh? - Or could be. 726 00:51:01,240 --> 00:51:05,211 - Gus seems like a good guy. - Something is going on with us. We know it. 727 00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:09,001 I don't wanna be that shithead who's sleeping with some nice guy's wife, okay? 728 00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:13,051 - I've been that guy, hiding in the closet. - What if Gus and I split up? 729 00:51:13,720 --> 00:51:15,563 Well, don't do it because of me. 730 00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:38,364 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 731 00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:44,328 That's the staff. 732 00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:48,087 I gotta let them in. 733 00:51:51,720 --> 00:51:54,007 Hey. Good morning. 734 00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:00,403 It's 7. I gotta open. 735 00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:03,168 You make me happy. 736 00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:05,687 I'm happy when I'm around you. 737 00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:10,843 Happy... 738 00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:13,207 ...is overrated. 739 00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:16,362 Grow up, Fiona. 740 00:52:21,720 --> 00:52:23,722 [BUZZING] 741 00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:31,722 Fuck. Hello? 742 00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:33,450 Hello? 743 00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:39,562 [LINE RINGING] 744 00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:44,804 IAN: Hey, Mick. 745 00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:47,768 The fuck are you? 746 00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:00,802 [PANTING] 747 00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:05,211 The fuck you been? 748 00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:07,249 With my mom. 749 00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:09,441 You okay? 750 00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:12,528 I hate the meds. 751 00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:14,844 You gonna make me take them? 752 00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:17,407 You get fucking nuts when you don't. 753 00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:21,807 You gonna wanna be with me even if I don't? 754 00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:29,125 You used to love me. 755 00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:31,362 And now you don't even know who I am. 756 00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:35,449 Shit, I don't know who I am half the time. 757 00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:40,640 You don't owe me anything. 758 00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:42,290 I love you. 759 00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:44,411 The hell does that even mean? 760 00:53:44,560 --> 00:53:46,369 It means we take care of each other. 761 00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:48,807 I don't want you sitting around... 762 00:53:48,960 --> 00:53:50,564 ...worrying, watching me. 763 00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:54,682 - Waiting for me to do my next crazy shit. - It means thick and thin. 764 00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:58,287 - Good times, bad. Sickness, health. All that. - You gonna marry me? 765 00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:01,967 We gonna go down to the courthouse in some tuxes like a couple old queens? 766 00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:03,167 Fuck you. 767 00:54:04,120 --> 00:54:06,885 No thanks. I've already done that. 768 00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:09,049 MICKEY: The hell is wrong with you? 769 00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:11,089 Too much! 770 00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:15,402 Too much is wrong with me. 771 00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:18,082 That's the problem, isn't it? 772 00:54:18,240 --> 00:54:20,049 Too much is wrong with me. 773 00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:23,044 And you can't do anything about that. You can't change it. 774 00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:28,081 You can't fix me because I'm not broken. I don't need to be fixed, okay? I'm me! 775 00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:33,683 This is it. 776 00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:37,886 This is you breaking up with me. 777 00:54:39,200 --> 00:54:40,770 Yeah. 778 00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:44,447 Really? 779 00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:49,524 Fuck. 780 00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:52,127 SAMMI: Mickey. 781 00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:54,091 Mickey! 782 00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:57,889 Holy shit. 783 00:54:58,040 --> 00:54:59,280 Is that Sammi? 784 00:54:59,800 --> 00:55:01,325 Mickey. 785 00:55:01,520 --> 00:55:03,648 She's got a fucking gun. 786 00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:07,725 Do you think I'm a good person? 787 00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:09,041 [GUNSHOT] 788 00:55:10,560 --> 00:55:12,005 Was that a gunshot? 789 00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:14,123 [GUNSHOTS] 790 00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:15,327 MICKEY: Fuck you! 791 00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:17,244 SAMMI: Oh, you're gonna get fucked! 792 00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:19,209 MICKEY: Fuck you! - Is that Sammi? 793 00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:21,203 [GUNSHOTS] 794 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,731 You tried to fucking kill me! 795 00:55:24,920 --> 00:55:25,967 MICKEY: Fuck you! 796 00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:28,600 SAMMI: Fuck you too! - Fuck you and your weird-ass kid! 797 00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:31,201 Oh, you're gonna get fucked, you little bitch! 798 00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:33,203 What the hell is going on? 799 00:55:33,360 --> 00:55:35,044 MICKEY: You shoot like a bitch! FIONA: Oh! 800 00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:36,726 Hi. 801 00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:38,848 - Hey, what is going on? IAN: I'm not sure. 802 00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:41,844 Mickey tried to kill Sammi. Sammi's trying to kill Mickey. 803 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:45,368 And something about her being in a box for a week. 804 00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:47,769 When did you get back? 805 00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:49,285 Couple minutes ago. 806 00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:51,602 [SIREN WAILING] 807 00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:53,086 FIONA: How's Monica? 808 00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:55,203 Living with a teenage meth dealer. 809 00:55:55,360 --> 00:55:58,603 Heh. Sounds like Monica. 810 00:55:58,760 --> 00:55:59,921 [SIREN WAILING] 811 00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:02,208 That can't be good. 812 00:56:17,600 --> 00:56:19,841 Oh, shit. 813 00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:22,006 Oh, shit. 814 00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:29,489 What happened to your face? 815 00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:32,129 Girl hit me. 816 00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:35,291 You probably deserved it. 817 00:56:36,040 --> 00:56:37,530 Yeah. 818 00:56:38,080 --> 00:56:41,129 There's no such thing as casual sex anymore. 819 00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:46,842 No, I think I'm falling in love with one of my professors. 820 00:56:47,480 --> 00:56:48,845 Woman? 821 00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:50,411 Yeah. 822 00:56:50,560 --> 00:56:51,766 Cool. 823 00:56:53,360 --> 00:56:55,089 That Frank? 824 00:56:55,640 --> 00:56:57,165 Oh, yeah. 825 00:57:09,320 --> 00:57:11,402 She's gone, boys. 826 00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:13,969 She's gone. 827 00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:19,802 [BOTH LAUGHING] 828 00:57:42,600 --> 00:57:43,647 Let's do this. 829 00:57:46,640 --> 00:57:48,449 [YELLING INDISTINCTLY] 830 00:57:48,600 --> 00:57:49,726 Hey! 831 00:57:49,880 --> 00:57:51,245 [SIREN WAILING] 832 00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:16,362 [English - US - SDH]