1 00:00:02,680 --> 00:00:06,651 If you were really a friend, you'd show up when you say you're going to. 2 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:08,922 I'm gonna tell you what happened last week. 3 00:00:09,120 --> 00:00:11,361 Let's just not let this happen again. 4 00:00:11,560 --> 00:00:13,164 - You dealing drugs? - No. 5 00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:16,648 FRANK: If Fiona found out I was helping with drug fractions, she'd have my scalp. 6 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:20,327 Man gave you a 20. That's a quarter gram. You gave up a tenner. That's 1 .5. 7 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:22,488 - Now you owe me 100 bucks. - What? 8 00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:26,406 My wife and I are gonna have a supper for all our son's organ recipients. 9 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:28,967 - You're all we have left of our son. - We'll be there. 10 00:00:29,120 --> 00:00:30,406 HOLLY: How was your party? - Fun. 11 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:32,170 Not so fun for the boy you raped. 12 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:34,361 Get the fuck... 13 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:37,126 Get off. Find other girls to fight. Otherwise, beat it. 14 00:00:37,320 --> 00:00:39,527 I wanna learn to fight. Maybe you could train me. 15 00:00:39,760 --> 00:00:42,127 I had an orgasm with a stranger on a dance floor. 16 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:44,163 KEVIN: Wait. What? - That's how horny I am. 17 00:00:44,360 --> 00:00:46,931 Know what that orgasm was? A cry for help from my coochie: 18 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:48,445 "Things ain't right at home." 19 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:52,571 I went to the airport. They have unclaimed baggage just sitting there. 20 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:54,245 We got shirts, shoes, sweaters... 21 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:56,402 MICKEY: You went to the airport? - Yeah, why not? 22 00:00:56,560 --> 00:00:58,927 - It's risky. - Your boyfriend is losing his shit. 23 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:03,404 - You get the insurance money? - A hundred and twenty-one thousand dollars. 24 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:07,491 All that fucking money wasted on child amputees. 25 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:10,564 - How are we not sick of each other? - It's only been a week. 26 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:12,330 - Wanna get married? - I'd marry you. 27 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:17,407 - Well, if it were up to me, I'd do it today. - Do it now. Holy fuck. What do we do now? 28 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:34,367 [MOANS] 29 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:56,005 Morning. 30 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:59,807 - Little heroin to start the day? - It's insulin. 31 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:04,049 - Diabetic? - Is that a deal breaker? 32 00:03:04,960 --> 00:03:06,644 What else don't I know about you? 33 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:09,202 Uh, what do you wanna know? 34 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:12,089 What's your favorite color? 35 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:15,209 Uh, blue. 36 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:16,606 So boring. 37 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:17,841 [LAUGHS] 38 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,081 All right, my turn. Uh... 39 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:22,005 Favorite eagle? 40 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:23,681 Bald. 41 00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:26,769 The band. 42 00:03:26,920 --> 00:03:28,888 And the correct answer is Joe Walsh. 43 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:32,647 I didn't realize it was a quiz. Okay. 44 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:34,726 Where do you wanna live? 45 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:36,806 Where do you wanna live? 46 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:39,006 I don't know. 47 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:43,081 Seems like the kind of thing that married people decide together, right? 48 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:45,330 - Yeah. - Along with who sleeps... 49 00:03:45,520 --> 00:03:47,249 - ...on which side of the bed. - Mm-hm. 50 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:51,331 Yeah, and how long to wait before you tell your family that you're married. 51 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:54,364 - I'm not waiting to tell them. - Oh, so you told them? 52 00:03:54,520 --> 00:04:00,050 Oh, I didn't tell them. But I'm not, like, actively not telling them. 53 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:04,285 It's just this is so fun. Living in a bubble, keeping a secret. 54 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:07,171 Isn't it better to wait for our fifth anniversary? 55 00:04:07,360 --> 00:04:10,091 I'll tell them today. We'll do it together. 56 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:12,644 Okay. 57 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:27,121 - Morning. - I need to talk to you. 58 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:31,290 - I don't feel like talking. - I need to talk to you. Come... 59 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:34,051 Hey, hey. Come in here without knocking again... 60 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:37,090 ...I'm gonna aim my Ruger in your fat face and empty the clip. 61 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:40,881 Looks like the only place you're aiming is down your boyfriend's throat. 62 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:42,809 I got you smokes. And that's not all. 63 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:46,402 This was stapled to the bulletin board at the raghead's. 64 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,843 MICKEY: What the fuck's this? - You, stupid. 65 00:04:50,760 --> 00:04:53,730 - Shit. That's not funny, asshole. - Ha, ha. 66 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:57,322 - What's with all the fucking suitcases? - Go. Get out of here. 67 00:04:58,680 --> 00:05:02,048 Doesn't look anything like you. No one's gonna be busting down our door. 68 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:04,885 But now there's too much heat to do the moving-truck scam. 69 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:06,411 Try stealing more suitcases? 70 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:09,046 - You got more than enough. - Could try running numbers. 71 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:11,447 It's like a CEO going back to being a fry cook. 72 00:05:11,880 --> 00:05:15,282 First the rub-and-tug and now this shit. 73 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:19,365 So an entrepreneur can't start a business in this goddamn neighborhood. 74 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:23,448 - Cops can kiss my ass. IAN: Why don't I do it instead? 75 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:28,168 That feels pretty good. 76 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:32,850 SAMMI: Sun's coming out. Nature's gonna dry all our stuff for us. 77 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,331 Nature got it wet. 78 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:39,043 Well, that's okay, because Grandpa promised to buy us a brand-new trailer. 79 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:41,641 - You go number two? - There was poop in there. 80 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:45,407 Oh, damn it. Tank's full. Okay. Go use Grandpa's potty. 81 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:47,642 Come on, sweetheart. 82 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:50,280 And I'm gonna drain the tank. 83 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:57,001 Wow. 84 00:05:58,160 --> 00:05:59,764 You look amazing. 85 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:08,167 - Thanks. - I can't believe how much you've changed. 86 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:10,761 Have we met? 87 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:13,486 Aren't you Iris Venable, the woman who owns this lot? 88 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:16,923 Oh, wait. I saw Iris yesterday, and she's 300 pounds and arthritic. 89 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:18,561 Who the hell are you? 90 00:06:18,720 --> 00:06:21,769 Ms. Venable's real-estate agent. She put this lot on the market. 91 00:06:21,920 --> 00:06:24,810 Remove your trailer and your pool and vacate immediately. 92 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:27,850 - Where am I supposed to put my trailer? - That's not my problem. 93 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,685 Hey, hey. Hold on. 94 00:06:31,440 --> 00:06:33,807 What'll it take to buy me some time? 95 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,367 More than an A cup, baby. 96 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:39,685 I'm a 32C... 97 00:06:39,840 --> 00:06:40,921 [SCREAMS] 98 00:06:56,920 --> 00:06:58,365 Morning. 99 00:06:58,880 --> 00:07:02,407 - Where have you been? - I will tell you tonight. 100 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:04,250 - I've got news. - What is it? 101 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:06,130 I'm gonna announce it tonight. 102 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:07,691 - Announcing it? FIONA: Mm-hm. 103 00:07:07,840 --> 00:07:09,001 We're here. Just tell us now. 104 00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:11,641 CARL: I got plans tonight. - Uh, so change them. 105 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:13,723 For a stupid announcement? No, thank you. 106 00:07:13,880 --> 00:07:17,202 It's news about your sister, who you love. Think you can spare an hour? 107 00:07:17,360 --> 00:07:19,362 Gallaghers don't do announcements at dinner. 108 00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:22,490 We do blackouts, suicide attempts, but never announcements. 109 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:24,608 - You knocked up? - No. 110 00:07:24,760 --> 00:07:26,569 - Uh, brain tumor? - No. 111 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:28,927 - Nothing like that. - We win the lottery? 112 00:07:29,120 --> 00:07:30,565 I got 10 bucks on the herp. 113 00:07:31,240 --> 00:07:35,086 Yeah, Carl, that's right. I'm getting everybody together to announce I have an STD. 114 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:39,001 - I'll text Lip. - You're acting weird. 115 00:07:39,920 --> 00:07:43,891 - What happened to you? - Just another of life's little speed bumps. 116 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:46,162 Nothing a Gallagher can't handle. 117 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:49,529 - You're not a Gallagher. - In name, no. Genetics, yes. 118 00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:52,281 - Where's Dad? - Couch. 119 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:55,922 - What's Frank doing here? - Drying out. Not in the usual way. 120 00:07:56,680 --> 00:07:59,524 FIONA: Well, he's gotta go. And don't forget about dinner tonight. 121 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:04,766 - Aah! Fuck. I'm sleeping. - We need to go see your lawyer lady. 122 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:09,329 Woke up in the park in the middle of a goddamn Filipino monsoon. 123 00:08:09,520 --> 00:08:11,284 Look, we gotta get that money. 124 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:16,088 - The insurance money. - Yeah, yeah. I'm working on it. 125 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:20,330 I need that new trailer. I'm calling them up. 126 00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:22,642 What? No, no. Don't call them. 127 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:29,446 You know how those corporations work. It's layers of bureaucracy. It takes time. 128 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:33,565 - Hi, yeah, I need the number for Liberty... - I already got the money. 129 00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:35,366 I don't have it in hand. 130 00:08:35,520 --> 00:08:38,729 I'm getting it this afternoon. Lou told me yesterday. 131 00:08:39,560 --> 00:08:41,483 Why didn't you say something? 132 00:08:43,240 --> 00:08:46,722 To get you the new trailer. I wanted to make it a surprise. 133 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:49,645 Oh. 134 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:53,481 - Dad. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, no waterworks. 135 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:57,721 I am gonna pack whatever's dry. 136 00:08:57,920 --> 00:09:02,960 Oh, and tell Fiona that I need to park my new trailer in the backyard. 137 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:04,167 [SAMMI SQUEALS] 138 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:07,130 - There's no room in the backyard. - There's no trailer. 139 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:09,567 DEBBIE: Heh. Feel bad for her. 140 00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:14,322 - Sammi? She'll forget about it by happy hour. - The sofa's sopping wet. 141 00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:17,529 Because you don't have a bed for me. 142 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:21,850 I'll go find one on my own from people who actually treat me like family. 143 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:24,287 - Yeah? Who's left? - When I got this new liver... 144 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:29,805 ...you know what else I got? People who care about me, for a change. 145 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,047 [CRYING] 146 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:32,884 Okay. Come on. 147 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:35,008 Hey, hey, hey. 148 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:38,409 Pacifiers have been known to cause cavities and orthodontic problems. 149 00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:42,610 I don't care if they cause meth mouth and genital warts. It keeps the babies quiet. 150 00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:46,924 Just give her one of my T-shirts. It always calms her down. Here you go, baby. 151 00:09:48,920 --> 00:09:51,082 Look, this isn't about a pacifier, is it? 152 00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:55,080 This is about you riding some dude's thigh like a rodeo cowboy, isn't it? 153 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:57,800 Been snapping at each other since the babies were born. 154 00:09:57,960 --> 00:09:59,849 - I forgave you. - It's not that easy. 155 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,162 - So what do we do? - The only thing we can do. 156 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:04,800 You have to even the score. You have to do what I did. 157 00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:07,042 - Ride some dude's thigh? - Get off on a woman. 158 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:10,443 - Any woman, as long as I don't know her. - Are you serious? 159 00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:14,127 Hand job only. I'll watch the babies. 160 00:10:14,560 --> 00:10:16,528 Is this some sort of chick trick? 161 00:10:16,680 --> 00:10:20,810 - I cheated on you. You have to cheat on me. - Won't you be hurt? I was hurt. 162 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:24,209 Of course I'm gonna be hurt. That's the whole point. 163 00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:27,650 Okay. 164 00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:30,046 I'll do it for you. 165 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:34,250 Okay. 166 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:37,922 TOMMY: What, the Florida heat gave you sunstroke, Gallagher? Let's go. 167 00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:41,967 - Feel free to join in the fun. - My job is to watch you do your job... 168 00:10:42,160 --> 00:10:44,891 ...and ensure a safe working condition for the work site. 169 00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:49,085 Sooner you finish, sooner you can send a pic of your little twig to your girlfriend... 170 00:10:49,240 --> 00:10:51,288 ...remind her of what she ain't missing. 171 00:10:51,440 --> 00:10:55,126 Oriental chicks don't care about size. They got tiny vaginas. Medical fact. 172 00:10:55,320 --> 00:11:00,201 Is that how you convince yourself that those Thai hookers actually feel something? 173 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:01,441 [MAN SCREAMING] 174 00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:05,130 Jose, you dumb shit. 175 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:12,251 Hey, get his wife on the phone. Let her know he needs a lift to the ER again. 176 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:13,811 Again? This happens regularly? 177 00:11:13,960 --> 00:11:16,088 Never remembers to clip in his safety harness. 178 00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:18,641 - All right, get up there, kid. - What, me? 179 00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:20,643 When one goes down, it's the next man up. 180 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:23,883 Since I don't have any men left, I guess you're gonna have to do. 181 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:25,371 Fuck that. What about Sully? 182 00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:28,842 He knocked up my sister's girl Hayley. Gotta protect the family genome. 183 00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:33,728 - Come on. - Strap in. It's slippery up there. 184 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:02,288 Twenty-eight-point-five-three grams is an ounce. 185 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:05,842 Three-point-five-four grams is an eight ball. 186 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:09,569 You better hit the corner before I smack you with the claw hammer. 187 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:10,881 Let's go sell some yeaho. 188 00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:13,767 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 189 00:12:14,680 --> 00:12:17,365 Oh, hello. How's my boy's liver? 190 00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:18,841 Uh... 191 00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:21,931 Filtering my blood just like a good soldier. Am I late? 192 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:25,845 - Aren't we having lunch today? - No, next week. 193 00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:27,601 [GROANS] 194 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:32,283 The antirejection meds, one of the side effects, I mix things up. 195 00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:36,167 - I'll leave. - No, no, no. I can change my schedule. 196 00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:38,164 I don't wanna impose. 197 00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:41,131 Seeing even a piece of David is never an imposition. 198 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:44,881 - Please, come in. - I remember where the kitchen is. 199 00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:47,801 Wait. 200 00:12:57,560 --> 00:12:58,686 Can I touch him? 201 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:16,248 David's getting pretty hungry. 202 00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:20,445 - Yeah. Of course. Grab anything you like. - All right. 203 00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:27,886 Rasheed. Nice ax kick, Dawn. 204 00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:35,169 - Thought your free trial week was up. - You keeping tabs on me? 205 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:37,522 Was looking forward to an uninterrupted workout. 206 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:40,690 Rasheed said I could keep coming if I helped out around the gym. 207 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:43,167 Figured I'd start by showing you some moves. 208 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:45,442 - You have moves? - A few. 209 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:49,400 I think by "helping out," Rasheed meant mopping the toilets and picking up towels. 210 00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:53,565 Judging by the ass-kicking I saved you from, I'm not the one in need of moves. 211 00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:56,121 So teach me one. 212 00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:59,042 There's something special about you, Frank. 213 00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:04,570 There are others that got David's parts, but somehow I feel like you got his soul. 214 00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:11,689 - Heh. What? - That's David's seat. 215 00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:16,442 How did you know to sit there? No one's sat there since he was shot. 216 00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:20,689 - In the house? - In that seat. 217 00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:24,566 - A home invasion. - Did a good job getting the blood out. 218 00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:28,202 Stains I could remove, but not the guilt. 219 00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:30,249 I was in Milwaukee for work. 220 00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:33,366 When he needed me most, I wasn't here to save him. 221 00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:34,601 You got a gun? 222 00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:37,684 - No. - Well, what would you have done? 223 00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:44,208 You're right. Maybe the gunman would've just killed me too. 224 00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:46,010 Yeah. 225 00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:47,885 I'm glad you're here. 226 00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:52,290 Must get lonely. It's a big old house. Just the two of you. 227 00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:56,087 Nights are the hardest. 228 00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:59,404 Sounds like you could use some company. 229 00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:02,524 I could... Well... 230 00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:06,805 Yeah. I could stay the night. Longer if you need it. 231 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:09,565 I couldn't ask you do to that. 232 00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:12,728 Are you ready to say goodbye to your kid? 233 00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:18,281 - No. - Then don't. 234 00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:25,167 DEREK: Better. 235 00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:28,011 Yeah, well, I'm a quick learner at lots of things. 236 00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:32,840 - When do I get to flash my moves in the ring? - Whoa, slow down, Kimbo Slice. 237 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:34,441 I'm ready. 238 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:38,241 Exactly what every fighter says right before they swallow a mouthful of teeth. 239 00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:39,561 See that girl over there? 240 00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:42,564 Check out those guns, like she stole them from Manny Pacquiao. 241 00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:44,131 Fuck, bitch. Fuck. 242 00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:50,646 MAN: Stand back. Nice. 243 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:53,764 FIONA: One grilled cheese and one BLT and a side of fries. 244 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:57,003 Add a decaf. I needed Table 7's order like five minutes ago. 245 00:15:57,160 --> 00:16:00,448 - And where the fuck is Polo? - Okay. You okay? I got the coffee. 246 00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:03,889 Filling out next week's schedule. Can you pick up a double on Tuesday? 247 00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:06,088 - Sure. - You need to run that by your husband? 248 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:07,651 - No. - Hope that doesn't mean... 249 00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:10,411 - ...you're already filing for divorce. - I'm very happy. 250 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:12,921 So no regrets with the shotgun wedding? 251 00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:14,804 Shotgun weddings are when you're pregnant. 252 00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:16,928 Yeah, good point. I stand corrected. 253 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:20,164 But with a shotgun wedding, you have a valid reason. 254 00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:22,971 - Why are you giving me shit? - Just picking up what I see. 255 00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:25,521 - Which is? - A woman who is so happy to be married... 256 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:27,489 ...she's not wearing a ring. 257 00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:31,087 - I stopped home, took it off. - Still don't want your family to know? 258 00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:34,284 Nothing says "no regrets" like hiding it from those you love. 259 00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:36,642 We're telling them at dinner. 260 00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:40,930 - Fuck. - Jackie, take a break. 261 00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:47,842 - She okay? - Yeah. Her court hearing is this afternoon. 262 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:49,201 To get her daughter back? 263 00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:53,121 Well, I told her to take the day off, and she insisted on coming in. 264 00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:01,120 Look at you, flashing that bling around. 265 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:05,803 - How does it feel to be someone's old lady? - It's great. Amazing. 266 00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:11,051 Look, I can provide you an endless list of things that I don't know. 267 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:14,966 But one thing I do is family court. You're getting your daughter back. 268 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,447 I stayed up half the night painting her bedroom... 269 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:22,850 ...and then made oatmeal cookies and brownies and cupcakes. 270 00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:25,290 You might've overdone it. 271 00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:27,847 I just want her to be happy to be home. 272 00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:31,488 You're clean, six months. You got a great new apartment. 273 00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:36,049 Her foster family has a house with a yard and a fucking tree. 274 00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:39,568 Times I was in foster care all I wanted was to be back home. 275 00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:42,969 And you're a hell of a better parent than I ever had. 276 00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:46,004 She'd rather be with you. 277 00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:49,885 Thanks. 278 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:54,528 WADE: David was a good kid. 279 00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:58,207 Altar boy. Valedictorian. 280 00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:00,880 Strong mattress. Good lumbar support. 281 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,286 He loved that bed. 282 00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:07,571 I used to open up the door at night. I'd peek at him, watch him sleep. 283 00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:09,728 You do that with your children? 284 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,564 Every night. 285 00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:14,411 Funny, I was flipping channels the other day... 286 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:17,928 ...I came across a Sox game, and I got a sudden hankering to watch. 287 00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:19,889 I never liked baseball before. 288 00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:22,922 Do you wanna have a catch? 289 00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:26,570 I put the mitts away. I never thought I'd touch them again. 290 00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:28,961 That's a great idea. 291 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:32,164 All right, I'm gonna go see if they're up in the attic. Yeah. 292 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:41,767 I never knew an altar boy who didn't have something hidden somewhere. 293 00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:01,327 Ooh. 294 00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:18,522 Thanks for the liver, kid. 295 00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:21,368 Here's to you. 296 00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:28,764 Tommy, if you're gonna try and paralyze me, least you could do is offer me workers' comp. 297 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:31,167 Tommy, you got any bets you wanna lay with Mike? 298 00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:34,842 Yeah, what are the odds Gallagher goes into traction by the end of the day? 299 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:38,083 Better odds than you looking down and never seeing your dick again. 300 00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:40,961 Since when are you back to working for Skinny Mike? 301 00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:45,284 Since the cops decided to make the streets safe for strollers and yoga mats again. 302 00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:47,482 - What did we do? - Clear a path for yuppies... 303 00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:49,563 ...by tearing down our neighborhood. 304 00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:51,882 The money I earn by tearing this shithole down... 305 00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:54,003 ...allows me to put 50 bucks on the Royals. 306 00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:56,847 Say thank you and shut the fuck up. 307 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,047 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 308 00:19:58,200 --> 00:19:59,326 That's lunch. 309 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:04,243 Hey. Still slumming at home, huh? 310 00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:06,209 Yeah, two more weeks. 311 00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:09,204 What was that shit you were telling me about with the doctor? 312 00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:12,170 - Doctor? - Fucking shrink stuff or whatever. 313 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,843 - You mean for Ian? Is he okay? - Yeah. 314 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:17,203 He's fine. I'm just asking. What is it? 315 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:19,880 It's a mental-health assessment. You're sure he's okay? 316 00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:21,087 He's fine. 317 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:23,531 I'll catch you around. 318 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:30,167 Hey, I covered Table 12 for you while you were out. 319 00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:32,368 It's your big tipper. Does that mean I get half? 320 00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:34,761 Heh. Not a chance. 321 00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:38,169 Sorry, I was on break. Haven't seen you around. 322 00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:41,250 - Did you miss me? - I always miss good customers. 323 00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:43,206 I was in Tokyo. 324 00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:47,121 You know you can buy used women's panties from vending machines there? 325 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:50,921 You say that like it's a bad thing. Were you there for work? 326 00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:52,326 I'm in jewelry. 327 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:55,803 I'd offer to bring you something, but I see you have that covered. 328 00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:59,840 - When did you get engaged? - I skipped that part, actually. 329 00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:01,963 - Married? - Mm-hm. 330 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:05,004 I hope that doesn't mean this is the last time I see you. 331 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:07,282 - You need anything else? - No. 332 00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:18,407 MAN: Okay, give her a turn. WOMAN: Wyatt. Wyatt! 333 00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:20,602 Don't you love this park? 334 00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:22,565 Which kid's yours? 335 00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:24,969 Flying solo. 336 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:27,606 You're here alone? 337 00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:32,128 It's not who you bring to the dance, it's who you leave with. 338 00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:38,606 Is that yours on the ladder? Cute boy. 339 00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:40,205 No surprise there. 340 00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:43,605 You stay away from my son. 341 00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:46,280 - What? - Do not touch my son. 342 00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:48,847 No, no, no. I'm not a pedophile. 343 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:52,925 - Know what? I'm calling the police. - No, I swear. I came for a hand job. 344 00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:55,930 - From you. From you. - Excuse me? 345 00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:57,360 Look, I'm not into kids. 346 00:21:57,520 --> 00:22:00,251 I mean, I am into kids, but not in that Jerry Sandusky way. 347 00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:03,650 I don't shower with them. I have taken baths with my daughters. 348 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:07,242 Which isn't weird, right? My wife thinks it is because they see me naked. 349 00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:09,488 But I'm like, "Baby, they're 5 months old. 350 00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:12,929 They're not gonna remember what Daddy's dick looks like." 351 00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:14,127 [SCREAMING] 352 00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:18,167 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 353 00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:20,645 Hey, glad I caught you. 354 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:23,002 IAN: I'm just heading to work. - How do I get buff? 355 00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:26,443 You know about training. I need to bulk up fast. 356 00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:29,484 Raw eggs, fresh vegetables and a will to succeed. 357 00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:31,489 - Really? - No. Steroids. 358 00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:34,849 As long as you don't mind a ton of body hair and an enormous clitoris. 359 00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:36,371 How much do steroids cost? 360 00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:39,245 - I was kidding. - They'd make me jacked, right? 361 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:42,324 - I... - Great. Thanks. 362 00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:44,443 Wait, you're not serious, are you? 363 00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:49,325 What'd he want? 364 00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:52,171 Eight ball, but he wouldn't cough up the five Benjamins. 365 00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:54,243 Five hundred? Eight ball's 280. 366 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:56,201 It is? 367 00:22:56,360 --> 00:22:58,761 You got crib notes and you still can't get it right. 368 00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:00,365 You're straight-up dumb. 369 00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:03,407 I guess now is not the time to ask for a raise? 370 00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:07,963 You are on seriously thin ice, Bieber. And you still owe me 100 bucks. 371 00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:19,285 - Hey! Vulture! I got rights. - The right to get the fuck off this property. 372 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:22,125 Oh, you think I give a shit you're taking that wreck away? 373 00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:24,448 Well, guess what. You're doing me a favor. 374 00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:26,682 Because I got a brand-new one coming. 375 00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:30,566 I got a brand-new one, bitch. 376 00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:37,211 For your big dinner. 377 00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:40,643 - Thanks. - I hope your new hubby likes ziti. 378 00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:45,921 - You don't even know, do you? - Give me the damn box. 379 00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:49,488 [ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 380 00:23:58,360 --> 00:24:00,089 You're hot. 381 00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:03,327 What's your name? 382 00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:08,086 - What do you want it to be? - Your choice. 383 00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:09,605 Andrew... 384 00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:11,726 ...Ulysses... 385 00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:13,484 ...or Ben? 386 00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:15,922 Ben. 387 00:24:16,120 --> 00:24:17,849 There's more where that came from. 388 00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:21,691 It's against the club rules to turn tricks. 389 00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:24,087 That's not what I had in mind. 390 00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:28,049 - When's your shift done? - Six. Why? 391 00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:31,369 DEBBIE: Can't believe you hooked up with those two. Ellie's so gross. 392 00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:33,602 Once you get past the "C scar, it's all good. 393 00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:35,967 I gotta bulk up. Start juicing. Need some money. 394 00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:38,441 - Well, get in line. - I thought you had a job. 395 00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:39,846 I owe my boss a hundy. 396 00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:43,050 I can make it at the dog fights if I put enough cash down. 397 00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:45,567 - Dog fights? - People will pay to see anything bleed. 398 00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:48,529 How much will they pay for a cat fight? 399 00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:56,730 You ready for that catch? 400 00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:02,887 - David's jersey. - It fits perfectly, Wade. 401 00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:05,211 Could you call me "Dad"? 402 00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:06,927 [DOOR OPENS] 403 00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:12,327 Ah. Honey, look. The whole family's back together again. 404 00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:14,731 I need to speak to you. 405 00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:22,564 LAURA: That man is wearing David's jersey. WADE: Who better to wear it? 406 00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:25,127 LAURA: David is gone. WADE: You think I don't know that? 407 00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:27,049 I wasn't here to stop it. 408 00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:29,971 LAURA: Get him out of here. Do you hear me? 409 00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:31,491 WADE: Laura, please. 410 00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:34,405 Everyone's betting against you, even at 20-to-1. 411 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:35,726 Good. We'll clean up. 412 00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:39,043 They said they'd paid extra if you made out with one of the girls. 413 00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:43,842 - What do you want tampon head? - Just need to know your ICE. 414 00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:46,482 - Ice? - In Case of Emergency. 415 00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:50,287 Who the EMT should call when they take you to the hospital. 416 00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:51,527 [ELLIE SCREAMS] 417 00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:54,570 - What are you doing to Ellie? - She got off easy. 418 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:55,846 [GRUNTING AN SCREAMING] 419 00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:03,127 CARL: Whoa. 420 00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:08,965 WADE: Frank? 421 00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:13,008 Frank, are you in there? 422 00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:18,565 Sorry, but Laura said you have to go. So... 423 00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:45,168 Thanks, Dad. 424 00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:47,322 [ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 425 00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:00,841 - Employees only. - Don't get your panties in a bunch. 426 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,606 - I'm with Ian. You seen him? - Not tonight, you're not. 427 00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:07,721 What does that mean? He was supposed to be home an hour ago. Know where he is? 428 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:09,968 I only know he didn't leave alone. 429 00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:11,761 Don't get jealous. 430 00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:16,244 If we weren't allowed to bang other guys, we'd be just as boring as straight people. 431 00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:20,050 - Hey, don't leave. - What did you say? 432 00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:22,083 You just got here. 433 00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:24,567 - What are you doing? - Fucking cheat on me, Ian. 434 00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:27,371 Won't get out of bed and you're bouncing off the walls. 435 00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:29,443 I came out for you, you piece of shit. 436 00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:34,367 [MAN GROANS] 437 00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:40,569 Whoa. Debs, whose blood is that? 438 00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:43,286 Hard to say. Could be Holly's. Could be Ellie's. 439 00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:45,528 Debbie gave them the mother of all beatdowns. 440 00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:49,645 You can freeze-frame it to the exact moment where she cracked Holly's front teeth. 441 00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:52,485 Uh, I thought you were taking the high road with them. 442 00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:54,210 This felt better. 443 00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:57,051 As your legal guardian, I'm obligated to say violence is wrong... 444 00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:58,247 [PHONE RINGS] 445 00:27:58,440 --> 00:27:59,965 ...but those bitches deserved it. 446 00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:02,049 - Hello? SEAN [OVER PHONE]: You seen Jackie? 447 00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:04,931 Went to meet her at her hearing today. She didn't show up. 448 00:28:05,120 --> 00:28:07,248 - What? - Hasn't been answering her phone. 449 00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:10,531 Okay. Meet me at her place. 450 00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:13,087 - Where you going? - What about dinner? 451 00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:16,687 - Start without me. DEBBIE: What about the announcement? 452 00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:19,403 Whiskey. Fucking bottle. 453 00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:23,170 - What's got you so riled up? - Leave me the fuck alone. 454 00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:25,761 Hey, maybe I can help. 455 00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:29,481 I'd consider bringing you home, but I don't have one at the moment. 456 00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:32,644 Wouldn't stop us from paying a visit to the alley. 457 00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:36,128 I don't mind being bent over the Dumpster for the right guy. 458 00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:39,722 I guess that makes every other guy in here the right fucking guy. 459 00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:44,847 Oh, excuse me for having a shitty day and wanting to let off some steam. 460 00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:46,724 - Not my type. - But I could be. 461 00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:48,251 Bet you couldn't. 462 00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:50,568 - What's your type? - Redhead. 463 00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:52,808 - I am downstairs. - Batshit crazy. 464 00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:56,408 - Check. - Packing 9 inches. 465 00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:04,042 FIONA: This isn't like Jackie. SEAN: No one answered. 466 00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:07,522 When I called, I could hear her phone ringing inside. 467 00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:10,566 - Jackie? FIONA: Jackie? 468 00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:16,290 Shit. 469 00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:20,564 SEAN: Aw, fuck. Jackie. 470 00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:24,601 Um, I'll call an ambulance. 471 00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:36,768 - Hi. - I'm Chuckie. 472 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,685 Hey, Chuckie. Uh, can you tell Fiona that Gus is here? 473 00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:41,564 No. 474 00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:44,326 - Um, why not? - She's not here. 475 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,009 Okay. Do you know when she'll be back? 476 00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:49,969 Can I go now? 477 00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:57,291 They're already sitting up, and I can't believe it. 478 00:29:57,480 --> 00:30:00,643 They're not even 5 months old. I think they're little baby geniuses. 479 00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:03,007 Definitely didn't get that from me. 480 00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:05,922 Oh, no. I did it again, didn't I? 481 00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:10,170 - I cockblocked myself. - No. No. It's sweet. 482 00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:14,646 This is Danielle. She's 3. 483 00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:16,607 [GASPS] 484 00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:19,168 Look at those curls. 485 00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:21,488 Yeah, she's with my ex tonight. 486 00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:27,729 You wanna get out of here? 487 00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:29,686 Yes, please. 488 00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:33,487 Wait. 489 00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:40,043 I think you're really cool, which makes me wanna be honest with you. 490 00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:44,244 I'm married. 491 00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:50,891 My wife accidentally cheated on me, so she gave me a pass to get one hand job. 492 00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:54,846 - More like ordered me. - Are you serious? 493 00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:56,286 Crazy, huh? 494 00:30:57,920 --> 00:30:59,684 I have a hand. 495 00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:07,647 Aren't pacifiers supposed to be bad for babies now? 496 00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:10,081 Do you have children? Then shut the fuck up. 497 00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:14,290 Look who it is, wrapping up his ghetto tour before he heads off to the ivy tower. 498 00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:17,848 It's "ivory tower." If you're gonna talk shit, at least do it right. 499 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:21,083 - I've had it with you Gallaghers. - I had a long day at work. 500 00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:24,562 Work, Mickey? Ever heard of that? I just came here for a fucking beer. 501 00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:27,604 You built up a big thirst selling out your neighborhood, huh? 502 00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:30,969 - I don't like this place changing. - When the yuppie floodgates open... 503 00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:33,771 ...it's us out here drowning while you become a member... 504 00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:35,968 ...of the Future McMansion Owners of America. 505 00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:38,123 I'm just as fucking South Side as you are. 506 00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:41,841 What are you doing to stop these Gap-wearing assholes from taking over? 507 00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:44,168 Jack shit. What are you doing? 508 00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:47,051 I'll make this place shittier. No one will wanna live here. 509 00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:49,282 How you gonna do that? Bury radioactive waste? 510 00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:53,206 You gonna dump chemicals into the water? Carcinogens? DDT? 511 00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:57,251 - Where do you think we could get DDT? - Vietnam, maybe. 512 00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:59,882 Fuck it. We'll just have to mess shit up here. 513 00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:02,725 Hey, go get the car, Iggy. Sully, you in? 514 00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:05,730 As long as I don't gotta handle any radioactive waste. 515 00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:07,888 What about you, South Side? 516 00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:10,122 Put up or shut up. 517 00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:18,647 Aw. 518 00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:24,442 Your soldier didn't need any help standing at attention. 519 00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:27,402 He's very patriotic. 520 00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:32,285 Let's see what happens when I run my hand up the flagpole. 521 00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:34,447 [MOANS] 522 00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:41,287 Oh. 523 00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:45,686 You look like you could use a drink. 524 00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:49,051 I make a mean Manhattan. 525 00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:52,608 Oh, God. I miss David so much. 526 00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:53,807 [SOBBING] 527 00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:57,606 Does that mean you want the drink or not? 528 00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:05,966 You wouldn't understand. 529 00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:11,601 I lost the most important thing in my life once. 530 00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:17,724 Tried to tell myself I'd be okay, pretending it never happened. 531 00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:20,360 Kept myself occupied... 532 00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:23,171 ...thinking I could keep it out of mind. 533 00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:27,283 But there's no escape from the loss, is there? 534 00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:32,045 Do you ever feel whole again? 535 00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:38,811 You find other things to try to fill the void. 536 00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:42,890 What other things? 537 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,526 Weed. Pills. Coke. 538 00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:50,841 [LAUGHING] 539 00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:07,526 You mean other things like that? 540 00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:10,489 Sure. 541 00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:13,650 I didn't just lose my son that day. 542 00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:16,446 I lost my husband. 543 00:34:25,240 --> 00:34:28,403 Ha, ha. They got the machines hooked up and everything. 544 00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:31,683 Yeah, all ready to make those nonfat faggot-chinos. 545 00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:33,206 No offense, bro. 546 00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:35,681 - Ooh. Chalk dust? - Yes, give me that. 547 00:34:39,720 --> 00:34:41,290 No, I'm good. 548 00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:43,886 MICKEY: Let's not stand around with our dicks in our hands. 549 00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:46,407 - All right, give me the spray paint. - Spray paint? 550 00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:49,883 Not TP'ing the goddamn principal's house, Phillip. 551 00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:51,127 The M 16 or the AK? 552 00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:55,570 Or are you afraid you're gonna lose that McMansion? 553 00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:58,288 Give me the AK. 554 00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:02,370 On my signal, rip Juan Valdez a new fucking asshole. 555 00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:04,204 What's the signal...? 556 00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:08,084 Fuck, yeah. 557 00:35:13,240 --> 00:35:15,561 Looks like they're gonna have to do some more work before they open. 558 00:35:15,720 --> 00:35:16,801 [SIRENS WAILING] 559 00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:18,007 Shit. 560 00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:21,011 MICKEY: South Side, huh? 561 00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:24,691 - Fucking knew it. MAN: Dude, get the fuck in here. 562 00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:28,083 - Come on, let's go. - College bitch. 563 00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:33,845 Hey. Hey, wait up. Shit. 564 00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:05,244 Any news? 565 00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:11,809 - Take your pick. - Not hungry. 566 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,765 You gotta be hungry. You missed dinner. 567 00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:19,282 Never found out if hubby likes ziti. 568 00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:22,211 Just because Gus and I didn't have a two-year engagement... 569 00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:24,408 ...doesn't mean I don't know him. 570 00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:28,964 What's his middle name? 571 00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:33,129 You think I don't know my husband's middle name? 572 00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:35,044 It's Wendell. 573 00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:37,086 You lying? 574 00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:39,330 Yeah. 575 00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:52,008 She was so excited to get her daughter back. 576 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,685 My son was the one who found me. 577 00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:01,283 On the kitchen floor. 578 00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:05,408 Vomit. Convulsions. Needle sticking out of my arm. 579 00:37:09,720 --> 00:37:12,041 He thought I was dead. 580 00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:18,051 If he hadn't gone out and flagged some stranger down, I probably would've been. 581 00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:19,964 He was 5. 582 00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:26,331 Uh, shit. 583 00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:29,126 I never asked God for anything, really. 584 00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:34,201 But when I got visitation back, I was so nervous I begged. 585 00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:39,209 "Please don't ever let me scare Will again. 586 00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:41,886 Don't let me ever let him down." 587 00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:47,121 - But she was clean for six months. - Oh, fuck, that doesn't matter. 588 00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:49,561 My first thought when I saw Jackie lying there... 589 00:37:49,720 --> 00:37:53,202 ...I wanted to grab the syringe and see if there was anything still left. 590 00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:21,363 If I dust your junk for prints, am I gonna be satisfied? 591 00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:24,291 Well, I went through with it. 592 00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:26,611 You did? 593 00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:35,047 Not sure how I feel about it, but at least we can put all this behind us now. 594 00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:40,249 See? I knew it. I knew it was a trick. 595 00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:41,930 You think I wanted to do it? 596 00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:47,126 I mean, kind of, but I only did it because you told me to do it. 597 00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:50,124 - You said this would fix everything. - I thought it would. 598 00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:53,045 But it's like putting a Band-Aid on a stab wound. 599 00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:55,842 What the fuck is going on with us? 600 00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:58,771 I don't know. I've never been scared about us before, Kev. 601 00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:01,163 Of what? 602 00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:05,564 How most nights I don't even wanna come home. 603 00:39:05,720 --> 00:39:09,122 V, this is what we wanted. A family. 604 00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:11,721 I didn't sign up to be pushed to the back of the line. 605 00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:14,201 What did you think having kids was gonna be? 606 00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:18,206 Us first. Like always, just with two other people in the house. 607 00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:19,407 [BABIES CRYING] 608 00:39:21,240 --> 00:39:23,971 Where are you going? We're in the middle of a conversation. 609 00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:25,685 - The babies. - They're fine. 610 00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:27,962 They're crying, which means they're not fine. 611 00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:31,084 They're fed, they're changed, they're breathing. Sit down. 612 00:39:31,240 --> 00:39:32,730 You saying I have to choose? 613 00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:35,121 I'm telling you if you go up the stairs right now... 614 00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:37,760 ...I'm not gonna be here when you get back. 615 00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:44,162 If I go upstairs and check on our crying children, you're gonna leave? 616 00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:23,807 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 617 00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:31,841 - You just getting home? - Yeah. I was at the hospital. 618 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:33,809 Jackie OD'd. 619 00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:36,402 Jesus. Jackie from work? Is she okay? 620 00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:40,360 Yeah, they're sending her home. She's not getting her kid back, that's for sure. 621 00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:42,801 Fuck. Are you okay? 622 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:46,971 Yeah, I think so. I don't know. 623 00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:51,369 - You want coffee? - Yeah, sure. 624 00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:55,565 - Going to work without your boots? - No, I'm going back to school. 625 00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:59,041 - What? - Yeah, once the kids get up. 626 00:40:59,960 --> 00:41:02,281 I thought it didn't start for another couple weeks. 627 00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:04,801 I called to see if I can get in the dorms early... 628 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:09,005 ...and they said if I, you know, help set up freshman orientation that I could. So... 629 00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:12,642 Since when does Lip Gallagher cut summer break short for school? 630 00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:14,404 You hate your job that much? 631 00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:18,002 Well, I almost became a paraplegic yesterday, so... 632 00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:21,284 So quit. But don't leave. 633 00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:25,167 Are you okay? 634 00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:27,690 Yeah. 635 00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:30,611 Yeah, you know, I'll only be a train ride away. 636 00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:34,483 We'll miss you. 637 00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:37,365 I'll miss you. 638 00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:40,401 Hey, what was that big announcement? 639 00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:44,523 - You're not going back to jail, I hope. - Please. 640 00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:46,887 - What, are you pregnant? - No. 641 00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:48,525 Married? 642 00:41:49,720 --> 00:41:51,051 Yeah. 643 00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:54,604 What, really? 644 00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:57,361 - Yeah. - You... You got married? 645 00:41:57,520 --> 00:42:00,524 - Yeah. - Fuck. To who? 646 00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:03,160 - Gus. - Who the fuck's Gus? 647 00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:05,522 - I've mentioned him before. - Yeah, in passing. 648 00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:07,842 Jesus. What...? 649 00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:11,965 Married? Are you...? Are you happy or...? 650 00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:14,680 I seem happy? 651 00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:18,844 Yeah. 652 00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:22,363 I'm a little freaked out too. 653 00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:26,766 Sure. Yeah, no. Who wouldn't be? 654 00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:29,927 Don't tell the kids yet, okay? I wanna do it myself. 655 00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:31,764 Okay. 656 00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:36,727 [LIP SIGHS] 657 00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:38,811 I gotta get ready for work. 658 00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:41,884 Okay, yeah. I should finish packing. 659 00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:47,011 Congratulations. 660 00:42:57,120 --> 00:42:59,805 - Okay, don't be a stranger. - Okay. 661 00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:02,127 [LIP CLEARS THROAT] 662 00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:16,411 Oh, good morning. You're up. Don't want breakfast to get cold. 663 00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:20,007 - Laura called in sick to work. - I just wanna spend the day with you two. 664 00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:22,005 You want me to stay? 665 00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:25,247 As long as you can. 666 00:43:26,720 --> 00:43:28,131 I can still taste you. 667 00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:45,200 Hey, you got any aspirin? Little too much Jäger last night. 668 00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:47,806 Uh, yeah. I'll get it for you. 669 00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:51,561 Dad never came home with my trailer. 670 00:43:51,720 --> 00:43:54,121 Heh. He's not coming home with a trailer. 671 00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:58,367 - What? - There's no money. Never will be. 672 00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:01,522 - But Dad said... - He lied. 673 00:44:01,720 --> 00:44:05,167 It's a Gallagher rite of passage, realizing he let you down. 674 00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:07,362 He always will. 675 00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:12,641 First time's the hardest, but hey, it means you really are a Gallagher now. 676 00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:17,045 - You know where he is? - Yup. 677 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:21,047 [DOORBELL RINGS] 678 00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:25,002 Hi, Laura. Where is he? 679 00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:26,440 Fuck me. 680 00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:31,641 No! 681 00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:33,927 [GRUNTING] 682 00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:38,244 - Are you okay? - She tried to stab me. 683 00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:40,881 But I stopped it. I did it this time. 684 00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:42,684 - This time? - I saved David. 685 00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:45,531 - That man is not David. - Yes, he is. 686 00:44:45,720 --> 00:44:47,210 Well, then I fucked our son. 687 00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:50,882 - You slept with our son? - He is not our son. 688 00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:54,283 SAMMI: Christ, you're fast. - I can keep this up for miles. 689 00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:57,484 - Where's my trailer? - The money's gone. 690 00:44:57,640 --> 00:45:00,883 Lawyers screwed me. I didn't know how to tell you. 691 00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:03,084 Wait. 692 00:45:03,720 --> 00:45:05,529 Goddamn it. 693 00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:07,727 [DOOR OPENS] 694 00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:09,609 IAN: Hey, you watching Yevgeny? 695 00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:13,122 - Where you been? - Crazy night. 696 00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:18,047 That what you call leaving the club with some fairy while I wait around like a bitch? 697 00:45:19,240 --> 00:45:20,810 You're welcome. 698 00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:27,600 - Where'd you get this? - It's from the producer of the movie. 699 00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:30,721 - What movie? - I did a porno. 700 00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:35,962 - You did what? - Yeah, you said we needed the money. 701 00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:39,206 Some queen told you he'd pay you to do a porno and you thought: 702 00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:40,646 "That's a good idea"? 703 00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:44,202 He said he'd only give me 500, but I talked him up to 6. 704 00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:47,125 Don't worry. The guy I did the scene with said he was clean. 705 00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:50,807 He didn't use a rubber? Are you out of your fucking mind? 706 00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:53,088 Fuck. 707 00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:54,611 Relax, psycho. 708 00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:57,730 You are out of your fucking... Don't touch me. 709 00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:01,167 Fuck's up with you? 710 00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:06,851 You need to pack your shit. 711 00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:09,527 [CHUCKLES] 712 00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:12,487 What? 713 00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:16,005 You're sick. 714 00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:18,848 You need help. 715 00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:21,447 I gotta take you to a hospital, Ian. 716 00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:23,807 - Fuck you. - Hey. Hey. 717 00:46:24,680 --> 00:46:27,763 You are going to the psych ward or a fucking ER. 718 00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:29,160 It's up to you. 719 00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:34,121 Either way, you're going to a hospital. You hear me? 720 00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:42,806 I didn't know how important this was to you. 721 00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:53,971 Let me take a shower, grab a few things. 722 00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:20,327 [DOOR OPENS, THEN CLOSES] 723 00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:28,371 Ian? 724 00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:30,090 Fuck. 725 00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:32,487 Ian! Ian! 726 00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:35,728 Yevgeny! 727 00:47:42,720 --> 00:47:45,326 Thanks. See you next time. 728 00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:53,245 GUS: Hey, I got your message. - Hey. Sorry about last night, dinner. 729 00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:56,483 What? Who cares about dinner? Your friend okay? 730 00:47:56,720 --> 00:47:59,564 Yeah. They're gonna release her soon. 731 00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:01,844 You all right? 732 00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:05,808 I'm scared shitless a little bit. 733 00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:07,962 It sounds like she's gonna be okay. 734 00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:10,849 Not just about her. 735 00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:17,006 You make me so fucking happy. 736 00:48:17,240 --> 00:48:20,369 Every time you play a song or say my name. 737 00:48:21,240 --> 00:48:24,767 But there's a little part of me that wonders if we didn't make a big mistake. 738 00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:27,281 And that part of me just won't shut up. 739 00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:31,771 Well, did it ever occur to you that I might be thinking the exact same thing? 740 00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:35,361 I can't tell you this is definitely gonna work out. 741 00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:38,603 There's no guarantees. But if this turns out to be a mistake... 742 00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:43,049 ...then let's make it the most fun big fucking mistake we ever made. 743 00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:55,324 So I'll see you at home later? 744 00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:57,409 Yeah, which one? 745 00:48:57,800 --> 00:49:00,406 That's right. We still gotta decide that. Um... 746 00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:02,451 Mine. 747 00:49:10,240 --> 00:49:11,969 Hey. 748 00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:14,521 You came back after all. 749 00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:17,965 I did. 750 00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:22,562 I'll let you two catch up. 751 00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:06,842 [English - US - SDH]