1 00:00:01,200 --> 00:00:05,199 Now nobody's saying the Chatsworth Estate is the Garden of Eden, 2 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:08,359 but it's been a good home to us. 3 00:00:08,360 --> 00:00:11,759 To me, Frank Gallagher and me kids, who I'm proud of, 4 00:00:11,760 --> 00:00:15,759 cos every single one of them reminds me a little of me. 5 00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:21,919 They can all think for themselves, which they've me to thank for. 6 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:25,919 Lip, who's a bit of a gobshite, which is why nobody calls him Philip any more. 7 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:30,199 Ian, a lot like his mam, which was handy for the others when she disappeared into thin air. 8 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:34,239 And Carl, daren't let him grow his hair for two reasons. 9 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:36,679 One, it stand on end and makes him look like Toyah. 10 00:00:36,680 --> 00:00:38,199 Two, nits love it. 11 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:41,039 Debbie. Sent by God. Total Angel. 12 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:45,039 You've to check your change, but she'll go miles out of her way to do you a favour. 13 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:48,399 Plus lickle Liam. He's gonna be a star some day. 14 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:52,399 Monica, the wife. She's back, with her bird in tow. 15 00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:55,959 And we can't get shot of her. 16 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:57,999 And the neighbours. 17 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:01,879 The neighbours. Well, what can you say? 18 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:05,719 Nothing if you don't want your arms breaking. Still, nobody's perfect. 19 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:09,519 But, all of them, to a man, know first and foremost one of 20 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:13,519 the most vital necessities is... They know how to throw a party! 21 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:19,399 www.addic7ed.com 22 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:20,439 Gonna make some toast.. 23 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:21,559 'Cock. 24 00:01:21,560 --> 00:01:24,119 'Cock, cock, cock, cock, cock. 25 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:26,919 'When I'm not looking for it, I'm looking at it. 26 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,639 'I'm thinking about it. 27 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:31,199 'Women reckon we're in control of it. 28 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:34,119 'Blame blokes when they land straight hard-ons. 29 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:37,319 'Like we know what it's gonna do.' 30 00:01:37,320 --> 00:01:38,399 Liam! 31 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:41,719 'My mate's cat was settling for a sleep on me the other day. 32 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:44,279 'I was like the Hilton fucking Tower. 33 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:46,199 'And I don't want sex with a cat. 34 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:50,199 'I don't.' 35 00:01:59,760 --> 00:02:03,679 Mandy! 36 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:04,799 I've just been sacked. 37 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:05,839 Ian! 38 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:07,879 It says they can't afford to pay me any more. 39 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:10,399 I heard the chip shop were looking. 40 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:11,239 Is now the best time to discuss this? 41 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:12,559 It's a shit job. 42 00:02:12,560 --> 00:02:14,919 But they can't just sack me like it means nothing. 43 00:02:14,920 --> 00:02:16,959 Right, this is about Kash. 44 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:18,119 No. 45 00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:19,399 You're not still shagging him, are you? 46 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:20,479 Speaking of which. 47 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:22,959 He did it by fucking letter. 48 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:26,959 Your family. It's like a zoo in here. 49 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:41,919 You can't do this to me. 50 00:02:41,920 --> 00:02:43,919 Look, Ian. If there was any other way. 51 00:02:43,920 --> 00:02:47,919 You said whatever happened, you'd always want me working here. 52 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:52,359 This isn't about us and I know what I said previously. 53 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:56,839 This is about now. Business. 54 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:58,719 Kash, you're talking to me. 55 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:01,119 It's just business, OK? 56 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:03,839 Business. 57 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:07,839 My arse it is. 58 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:35,919 Oi! 59 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:40,119 What the fuck are you doin'? You trashed my bike! 60 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:43,559 They're gonna kill me, if they catch me. 61 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:47,439 What have you done? 62 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:49,919 I'm not really into trust games but...help us. 63 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:50,919 Why? 64 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:53,839 Because you're 'ere and you've got a kind face. 65 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:56,839 And if you don't, I'm gonna get shot with shite. 66 00:03:56,840 --> 00:03:59,879 Look, I dunno. 67 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:01,479 Fuck the kind face, then. 68 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:05,479 Save us for a wedge. 69 00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:12,759 Kash is at mosque or Council while his beautiful wife sits at home doin' her nails? 70 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:15,199 When do I have time for fucking nails? 71 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:17,319 I'm not a fan of beauty treatments. 72 00:04:17,320 --> 00:04:18,919 I like natural. 73 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:21,399 Stop looking at me arse. 74 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:24,759 When were last time he did a full day in his shop? Never. 75 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:27,559 Cos he has too much fun at his Council...All right, Kash? 76 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:30,599 Trying to shag my wife again, you can fuck off. 77 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:32,879 Ian's not turned up so I'm left to do everything! 78 00:04:32,880 --> 00:04:34,079 Unless you're gonna stay and help me. 79 00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:35,919 Sorry, busy. 80 00:04:35,920 --> 00:04:38,279 Big day with the Council. > 81 00:04:38,280 --> 00:04:41,199 Another thing. Red reminder - you've not paid the phone bill! 82 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:42,679 I said, I'll sort it. 83 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:44,839 Kash! 84 00:04:44,840 --> 00:04:47,519 When you get angry, your lip curls. It's kinda sexy. 85 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:51,519 Do as the man says and fuck off! 86 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:57,719 No! Oh! 87 00:04:57,720 --> 00:05:00,159 (ON PHONE) 'Mimi? Hello?' 88 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:05,719 Mimi? 89 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:09,719 Mimi, love? 90 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:12,839 Jesus Christ. 91 00:05:12,840 --> 00:05:15,079 You gave me the fright of my life. 92 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:17,639 Kenny. Dead. 93 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:19,319 What, your brother Kenny? 94 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:22,399 30,000 volts in his birthday barbecue. 95 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:26,359 Well, you hated Kenny. You threatened to have him shot if he didn't go to Australia. 96 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:28,759 Bad things happen in threes, Patrick. 97 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:30,799 Who's next? What's next?! 98 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:31,839 Nobody's next. 99 00:05:31,840 --> 00:05:32,959 I'm cursed. 100 00:05:32,960 --> 00:05:35,679 Come on, don't give me that shit from your grandmother. 101 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:39,519 I told Fergal, me son, not to come home and he's murdered. 102 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:43,519 I told Kenny, me brother, to stop sending me begging letters, he dies. 103 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:49,319 What if I tell our baby Katie to stop crying? She might...! 104 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:54,439 Oh, my God! 105 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:57,999 Come on. You didn't mean that. 106 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,759 Come on. You've got to speak to me. 107 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:04,759 You've got to speak to me. 108 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:09,999 Come on, say something! 109 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:16,679 You seen my bike? 110 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:18,519 Yeah, it's wrecked. 111 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:22,519 Fuck. 112 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:30,479 You had to pick the bin stinking of fishes, didn't you? 113 00:06:30,480 --> 00:06:31,759 Who's following ya? 114 00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:33,399 People from work. 115 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:35,039 What's in the bag? 116 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:39,039 Stuff! Will you fuck off, Colombo? 117 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:47,199 Oi! 118 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:49,279 Are these your clothes? 119 00:06:49,280 --> 00:06:51,119 Put 'em back! 120 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:51,759 How much? 121 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:52,839 What? 122 00:06:52,840 --> 00:06:54,919 T-shirt? 123 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:58,919 Er, 20, 30? 124 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:09,319 Look, just get sorted and get out of here. 125 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:14,999 Shit! 126 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:16,919 How many times do I have to tell you? 127 00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:18,839 Next time, I'll shove 'em up your arse. They'll be safer. 128 00:07:18,840 --> 00:07:20,679 What have you done now, Einstein? 129 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:23,319 Einstein, Einstein! 130 00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:26,359 Am I green? Have I got a bolt sticking out of my head? 131 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:30,359 No, Shane. You have nothing sticking out of your head. 132 00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:35,639 Tell me you're not being chased by the fucking Maguires. 133 00:07:35,640 --> 00:07:36,879 You know 'em? 134 00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:39,239 They live next door. You can't stay here, they'll kill us both. 135 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:41,439 They won't look under their nose. 136 00:07:41,440 --> 00:07:42,439 No way. 137 00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:44,479 I paid for a room, I'm staying. 138 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:46,879 Fine. Keep your money. 139 00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:49,639 It'll take more than a few quid to keep Paddy off my back. 140 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:51,199 Fine. How much do you want? 141 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:55,199 There's ten grand's worth of scratchcards in 'ere. 142 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:02,479 Fuckin' hell. 143 00:08:07,440 --> 00:08:09,679 Come on, just a word. 144 00:08:09,680 --> 00:08:13,679 Well, if not a word, then a smile. 145 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:17,879 Come on, you know howbeautiful you look when you smile. 146 00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:22,359 Bad things happen in threes, she said. 147 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:26,359 Fergal, Kenny... 148 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:32,119 Chuckles. 149 00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:38,599 What happened to it? 150 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:41,959 Well, I think it must have swallowed something. 151 00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:45,959 Come on, Chuckles. Din-din time. 152 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:48,839 Tragedy. 153 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:51,479 She told me to clean out the cage otherwise 154 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:53,599 she'd flush it down the toilet. 155 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:57,599 Now it's dead. Third thing. 156 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:04,439 At least I'm trying something. 157 00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:13,279 I've been skimming off Shane for months. 158 00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:17,279 Well, what would you do if you were left in a lock-up with 10 grand of scratchies inside? 159 00:09:17,680 --> 00:09:21,679 Leave 'em where they are, cos Paddy Maguire'll break both your legs, you know that? 160 00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:24,759 Well, once I've cashed them heain't gonna see me for dust anyways. 161 00:09:24,760 --> 00:09:26,359 It'll take you weeks to get through those. 162 00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:28,599 No, two days are all I've got. 163 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:32,599 These were on the way to Glasgow when Shane nicked them. When they don't turn up Monday morning 164 00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:35,919 they'll bemade void, the barcodes won't scan. 165 00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:39,919 So you've only got two days to scratch them and cash them? 166 00:09:40,560 --> 00:09:42,719 70/30 split. 167 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:44,599 Yeah, you see, 168 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:48,599 I know what Paddy's really like, so... 169 00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:51,999 60/40. 170 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:55,999 60/40 and a blow-job. 171 00:09:56,040 --> 00:09:59,039 50/50. 172 00:09:59,040 --> 00:10:00,319 Fine. 173 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:02,039 You missed out, you. 174 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:05,439 Anna Sampson's blow jobs are t' best in Manchester and 175 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:07,239 it's not just me saying that. 176 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:08,839 If you're staying, 177 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:12,039 you're up in the attic and you don't fucking come down. 178 00:10:12,040 --> 00:10:14,239 We should get to work. 179 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:16,919 The Chatsworth estate is in trouble 180 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:20,559 but the trouble is not crime, it's health. 181 00:10:20,560 --> 00:10:23,599 A recent government survey showed Chatsworth to be 182 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:25,359 a UK heart attack hot spot. 183 00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:26,959 My Brendan was fat. 184 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:30,959 He had heart attack written all over him. It was crime did him. 185 00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:32,599 Shot. 186 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:36,439 Mind you, he were carrying a bag of chips at the time. 187 00:10:36,440 --> 00:10:42,079 This 250,000 which I have personally secured from the council 188 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:44,079 marks a major investment for us. 189 00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:46,439 On Monday, work will begin 190 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:49,279 on the first Chatsworth co-operative health centre. 191 00:10:49,280 --> 00:10:53,279 And to kick it all off this weekend, the Chatsworth fun run. 192 00:10:58,520 --> 00:11:02,519 Get over it, it's not a real cheque! 193 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,079 You're late. 194 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:10,159 The bike wouldn't start. 195 00:11:10,160 --> 00:11:11,439 Sorry. 196 00:11:11,440 --> 00:11:13,599 Not looking goodfor the first week, is it? 197 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:17,159 Fast, hot and extra cheese. You'll do well to remember that. 198 00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:21,159 Right. 199 00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:25,519 You know, I love biking nights like this, the wind in your hair and that. 200 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:29,119 Under yer 'elmet, obviously. 201 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:30,719 Not like I've got any hair, but... 202 00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:34,719 Bullshit! 203 00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:39,479 A fun run? 204 00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:42,319 A fun run? 205 00:11:42,320 --> 00:11:44,719 A fun run? 206 00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:47,239 Yes, Frank, a fun run. 207 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:50,999 Running isn't fun, just an excuse for wankers in vests to show us 208 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,599 how expensive their trainers are. 209 00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:54,479 There's 500 quid if you win. 210 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:56,559 500 quid, is it? 211 00:11:56,560 --> 00:11:59,279 I should enter. Save you having to wear out 212 00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:00,919 the tread in those new trainers. 213 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:02,279 Fuck off. 214 00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:03,919 I always wear trainers. 215 00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:06,919 Digging, now there's a fucking challenge. 216 00:12:06,920 --> 00:12:09,959 A fun dig, that'd be thecorrect sort of competition. 217 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:13,079 Might get a few useful things done round here - 218 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:17,079 public works, digs for victory, Victorians in the sewers, all that. 219 00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:19,719 But will they sort that out? Will they bollocks. 220 00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:23,559 Because working manwould win at digging, wouldn't he? 221 00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:27,559 Running makes you healthy. I have never heard so much bollocks in all my life. 222 00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:29,799 Look, running man? 223 00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:33,799 Look at him, big legs, no fucking arms. 224 00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:05,919 FuckingGallaghers! 225 00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:09,679 For fuck's sake, can we slow down a bit? 226 00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:12,239 Another tenner! 227 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:14,319 I haven't had this much fun in ages. 228 00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:18,319 Yeah, cos you're a freak! 229 00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:34,079 DOOR CREAKS 230 00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:45,599 Need a word. 231 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:47,239 What time is it? 232 00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:50,159 Never you mind. 233 00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:53,679 My wife has a beautifulvoice but she won't speak. Why? 234 00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:56,479 Cos she lost her son and it's sending her mad 235 00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:58,959 so it's time to get her a new one. 236 00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:00,679 What you want? Fertility tips? 237 00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:04,679 Don't be fucking cocky! 238 00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:07,359 You're gonna marry our daughter. 239 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:08,639 Join our family. 240 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:09,479 What? 241 00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:11,759 Welcome to the Maguires, son. 242 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:15,759 Right? 243 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:21,399 I'll leave you be. 244 00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:42,959 Is there no room in this house you keep fuckingclean? 245 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:49,799 You know the Maguires'd happily tax us up 246 00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:51,399 then beat the living shit out of us? 247 00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:53,679 Oh, live a little. People pay a fortune 248 00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:56,919 for the kick of extreme sports. And we've invented a new one. 249 00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:58,719 Pure adrenaline rush - 250 00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:02,119 nicking off the local psycho, asleep only a few metres away. 251 00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:06,119 Yeah, you've definitely lost it. 252 00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:20,359 About bloody time! 253 00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:25,679 I'm not paying for these, they're cold. Sod off! 254 00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:31,079 I've gotta pay for them if you don't! 255 00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:36,679 Wanker's cramp? 256 00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:39,359 Fuck off! 257 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:40,679 Oh, fuck. 258 00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:43,639 Shit, look at this! Five grand. 259 00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:46,559 Five fucking grand. I've just won five fucking grand. 260 00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:50,559 Shit, that's mint! 261 00:15:58,160 --> 00:16:00,999 No, what are you doing? That was a winner. 262 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,239 For prizes above 75 263 00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:06,639 you must provide proof of identity and also fill in the claim form. 264 00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:09,799 You fill your name on the back of us and you're going to fucking jail. 265 00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:12,519 Do not pass go, do not collect five grand. 266 00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:15,319 75 is the maximum for us. 267 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:19,319 Don't look so upset. I'll let you rip the next one. 268 00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:22,559 You notice we kissed? 269 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:26,399 Yeah. 270 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:28,119 You got someone else? 271 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:31,119 No.Don't you fancy me, then? 272 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:35,119 No... 273 00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:39,759 Only this says different. 274 00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:12,479 What's the matter? 275 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:14,519 My life's shit. 276 00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:17,359 Change it, then. It's your responsibility. 277 00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:19,719 What, says girl on run from mob. 278 00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:21,799 At least I know I'm alive. 279 00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:24,759 Yeah, for now. 280 00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:26,559 I've got to get away. 281 00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:29,079 That's sort of obvious. 282 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:31,319 I'm going to Birmingham. 283 00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:32,679 Good choice! 284 00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:35,439 I've got mates. 285 00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:39,119 Mate. Chance of a job. 286 00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:41,079 Come with us. 287 00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:45,079 New start and all that crap. 288 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,999 And that'd be a good thing? 289 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:51,999 Dunno yet. It's got to be better than this, though. 290 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,719 What do you know about my life? 291 00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:57,879 Fuck all. 292 00:17:57,880 --> 00:18:00,639 And I was talking about this shitty estate. 293 00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:02,399 Come on. 294 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:06,399 Let's get scratching. 295 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:11,119 I always say that after sex! 296 00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:21,159 'Welcome to the Maguires, son.' 297 00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:25,159 # BRIDAL MARCH 298 00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:26,919 'The Maguires, son.' 299 00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:30,919 # BRIDAL MARCH 300 00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:32,999 'Maguires, son.' 301 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:36,759 # BRIDAL MARCH 302 00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:39,479 Fuck, what's with you? 303 00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:41,799 Nothing. 304 00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:44,279 You've got toothpaste round your gob. 305 00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:48,279 Don't rub it off. It looks kind of sweet. 306 00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:13,559 Fuck, we fell asleep. 307 00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:14,679 Yeah. 308 00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:16,079 How many have we done? 309 00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:18,639 Enough so we'll still be scratching around Wednesday. 310 00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:20,039 Shit! 311 00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:24,039 Don't worry, I've got an idea. 312 00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:32,119 Debbie? Debbie? 313 00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:35,519 Debbie? 314 00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:36,719 We need your help. 315 00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:40,719 Right, we want fifties and highers here, 10 and unders here, 316 00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:45,719 anything in between there and all the duds in the bin bag. 317 00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:48,399 We need to make a list of all the newsagents 318 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:49,999 within a five-mile radius. 319 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,959 I'll do a dry run to check these cash at all. 320 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:54,919 I'll do it. Give me one for 50 quid. 321 00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:56,919 All the fifties are here. 322 00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:59,199 You're supposed to be out the front 323 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:01,719 shouting "fresh fruit", not sat in here. 324 00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:04,799 I told you I couldn't shout. All this healthy eating's well 325 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:08,799 and good but it won'tsort out my strep throat. 326 00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:12,959 Do you want some bananas, mate? They're Egyptian. 327 00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:13,919 No, ta. 328 00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:17,599 Extra iron content. Healthy Chatsworth. 329 00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:21,599 Thank you. 330 00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:24,959 And no one told me about this tomato being a fruit, neither. 331 00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:28,959 Or I'd have asked for extra if I'd known. 332 00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:32,199 Well, if it isn't the invisible man. 333 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:35,519 Look, I don't wanna talk about it, I just what this cashed. 334 00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:37,799 Like fuck you don'twanna talk about it. 335 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:39,759 Two hours late, you didn'teven bother coming in yesterday. 336 00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:43,759 Two hours late, you didn'teven bother coming in yesterday. You sacked me!Since when? 337 00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:49,959 "Financial pressures have forced us into a situation where we cannot maintain our current staffing level." 338 00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:53,799 I didn't write this. 339 00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:54,879 Well, it sounds like you. 340 00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:57,279 I don't know anything about it. 341 00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:58,919 Well, Kash knows. 342 00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:02,919 Well, clearly there's been a mistake. 343 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,999 It's simple. You can't bear to have me around any more. 344 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,479 Ian,I think you must've misunderstood. 345 00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:13,479 No, I haven't. He's a bastard! Tell him to fuck his job! 346 00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:16,359 Ian, you work forme. 347 00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:20,359 This ismyshop. 348 00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:25,559 What are you working on, Liam? 349 00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:29,559 A castle. 350 00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:33,719 Where'd you get these cards from? 351 00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:37,199 Let go of her! 352 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:38,359 Oh, fuck! 353 00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:39,879 Get off me! 354 00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:41,439 You've got to stop her! 355 00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:42,839 Do you know it? 356 00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:43,519 Know what? 357 00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:46,599 Thousands of scratch cardsstolen off my dad by your family. 358 00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:48,919 Fucking Anne Frankhere living in your loft! 359 00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:50,359 You knew, didn't you? 360 00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:51,799 No.You bastard! 361 00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:54,079 I knew nothing! 362 00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:56,479 Good, thenthe rest of you better watch out. 363 00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:58,799 Stop her, she's hurting me! 364 00:21:58,800 --> 00:21:59,799 Lip, you don't understand. 365 00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:00,919 Is this you? 366 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:03,759 They were wankers to her, she's not gonna rip them off for fun! 367 00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:04,799 Mandy, stop! 368 00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:07,199 What's your dad gonna do if he finds out about this? 369 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:08,999 This is my familyyou're ripping off! 370 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,239 Yeah, are me and Katie not your family, too? 371 00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:14,119 If your dad gets hold of Ian, he'll rip his bollocks off. 372 00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:16,999 Who do you think'll be next in line? You go round there 373 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:20,999 and create trouble and that is gonna cause one heap of shit for us. 374 00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:28,839 Lip gets a cut, same as any of you. 375 00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:31,519 Sure. 376 00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:35,519 Thanks. 377 00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:48,079 I'm on time, I know I am. 378 00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:02,319 Back from a run? 379 00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:04,519 Just resting my muscles. 380 00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:05,759 Stiff joints. 381 00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:08,999 You'll have to let me give you a massage some time. 382 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:12,999 Keep your cock in your pants, Callum Best. I'm not having your filthy hands all over me. 383 00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:15,319 Yeah,well, don't overdo it, will you? 384 00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:17,399 I'm fine. 385 00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:19,599 I was going out again, actually. 386 00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:20,639 Great. 387 00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:24,639 Maybe you and I should run together. 388 00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:36,679 36p. 389 00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:37,599 What? 390 00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:41,599 36p. 391 00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:46,159 Ian's still not shown his face. 392 00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:50,159 He could be anywhere, considering you've sacked him. 393 00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:54,039 See, he's thinking you've done it because you're bored of him. 394 00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:58,039 What I'm wondering is, when every bill's coming in red, why you're not paying 'em. 395 00:23:58,360 --> 00:24:01,439 Look, I had to cut some overheads, that's all. 396 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,879 We need to talk to the bank, take out a temporary loan on the shop. 397 00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:05,279 Onmyshop? 398 00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:09,279 It's only temporary! Look, three months - tops. 399 00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:12,599 As soon as the health centre gets started, it'll be kickbacks. 400 00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:15,039 Plenty enough to pay it off. 401 00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:16,999 We're talking, what - 15 grand, max. 402 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:20,999 15 grand? What the fuck have you spent all that money on? 403 00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:22,999 Look, you know what I do. 404 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,799 It's important I project a good image of myself. 405 00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:29,359 I've got to travel, for council business. 406 00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:33,359 Meeting and getting to know my constituents. 407 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:35,959 It's not cheap! 408 00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:39,039 I've made an appointment to see the bank manager - tomorrow. 409 00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:41,759 No, not the shop. 410 00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:45,079 If we're gonna borrow, we'll borrow on the house. 411 00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:48,639 I've already done that. 412 00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:52,479 This is to save the house. 413 00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:55,639 Hey, please, Ron, 414 00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:59,119 I really need you to do this for me. 415 00:24:59,120 --> 00:25:00,239 Last time. 416 00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:02,599 You can fuck right off! 417 00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:06,599 I changed my religion for you, I looked after your kids, I looked after your mam, I even looked 418 00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:09,399 the other way when you fucked my fucking staff! 419 00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:11,319 And now you want my shop? 420 00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:15,319 The only thing I've ever had that were mine? 421 00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:19,399 You're not having anything ever again. 422 00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:23,599 It's over, Kash! 423 00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:27,799 You're leaving me? 424 00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:30,559 No, I'm not. 425 00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:34,559 You're leavingme. 426 00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:46,399 You fixed it yet? 427 00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:47,719 Very funny. 428 00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:49,719 You're gonna have to hurry up. I need it this afternoon. 429 00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:53,559 Fuck off! I'm supposed to be using it for work in case you hadn't noticed. 430 00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:56,319 Hello there, Philip. 431 00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:57,479 Hiya. 432 00:25:57,480 --> 00:25:59,719 The name's Patrick, don't wear it out. 433 00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:03,719 But you can't call me Dad just yet either. 434 00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:06,119 Allow me. 435 00:26:06,120 --> 00:26:10,119 In there? 436 00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:16,199 Come here. 437 00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:19,079 I just wanted to give you this. 438 00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:21,239 A bit of a family heirloom. 439 00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:22,599 That's very kind, Paddy. 440 00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:23,599 Dad? 441 00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:25,519 I kept that diamond up my... 442 00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:27,959 The only place wherethe screws wouldn't look, 443 00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,799 for three months inside Strangeways. 444 00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:32,519 Ooh! 445 00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:34,479 It's very treasured. 446 00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:38,479 But as I've only one daughter, I want her to have it. 447 00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:39,719 Thanks, Paddy. 448 00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:41,639 Dad? Why don't you shut up, Shane? 449 00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:45,639 That's the bike. 450 00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:53,459 Where are they?! D'you know what you're dealin' with right now?! 451 00:26:53,460 --> 00:26:55,579 Answer me! Come on! 452 00:26:55,580 --> 00:26:57,579 Where are they?! 453 00:26:57,580 --> 00:27:00,299 Fuck! Get yer 'ead down! And stay down, now! 454 00:27:00,300 --> 00:27:02,699 Both you and I know you were on that bike! 455 00:27:02,700 --> 00:27:04,899 So you can do this the easy way or the hard way! 456 00:27:04,900 --> 00:27:07,339 If you've done something bad, Carl, you've gotta own up to it! 457 00:27:07,340 --> 00:27:09,139 If you've done something bad, Carl, you've gotta own up to it! Mum, I dunno what he's talkin' about! 458 00:27:09,140 --> 00:27:10,179 It were me! 459 00:27:10,180 --> 00:27:10,579 Ian! 460 00:27:10,580 --> 00:27:11,659 I crashed it! 461 00:27:11,660 --> 00:27:13,179 Right! 462 00:27:13,180 --> 00:27:15,939 You fucked ma bike up?! You little...! 463 00:27:15,940 --> 00:27:17,219 Where is she? 464 00:27:17,220 --> 00:27:19,819 I dunno. She were too quick for me - I couldn't keep up. 465 00:27:19,820 --> 00:27:20,539 Wrong answer. 466 00:27:20,540 --> 00:27:21,619 Wrong answer. I'm not lying. 467 00:27:21,620 --> 00:27:23,579 Actually, she fucked ma bike... 468 00:27:23,580 --> 00:27:26,419 It's not your bike! It's not even mine! It's the pizza bike! 469 00:27:26,420 --> 00:27:27,539 It's not your bike! It's not even mine! It's the pizza bike! Shut it! 470 00:27:27,540 --> 00:27:27,979 Carl, shut up! 471 00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:29,059 Carl, shut up! Answer me! 472 00:27:29,060 --> 00:27:32,859 Seriously, Paddy, she damaged ma stuff, so when you find her, I wouldn't mind a word. 473 00:27:32,860 --> 00:27:34,219 Search the 'ouse, Dad. 474 00:27:34,220 --> 00:27:36,219 No way! This is our property! 475 00:27:36,220 --> 00:27:37,259 It was our property that went missin' in the first place. 476 00:27:37,260 --> 00:27:38,939 He's tellin' you the truth, Dad. 477 00:27:38,940 --> 00:27:39,499 You stay out of this. 478 00:27:39,500 --> 00:27:43,059 I live 'ere. Don't you think I'd notice if they were nicking off yer? 479 00:27:43,060 --> 00:27:47,059 He's tellin' the truth. 480 00:27:51,780 --> 00:27:55,139 You'd better be. 481 00:27:55,140 --> 00:27:59,139 Come on, Shane. We're outta here. 482 00:27:59,660 --> 00:28:03,659 Shane! 483 00:28:04,780 --> 00:28:06,339 Thanks, babe. 484 00:28:06,340 --> 00:28:08,579 Don't you ever make me do anything like that again! 485 00:28:08,780 --> 00:28:12,779 OK?! 486 00:28:16,260 --> 00:28:20,259 Get in. 487 00:28:28,420 --> 00:28:31,219 Thanks. 488 00:28:31,220 --> 00:28:32,219 For what? 489 00:28:32,220 --> 00:28:34,019 For standing up to Paddy. 490 00:28:34,020 --> 00:28:36,139 I thought that you'd give me up. 491 00:28:36,140 --> 00:28:38,699 In your place, I might have. 492 00:28:38,700 --> 00:28:41,419 Took some guts. 493 00:28:41,420 --> 00:28:43,299 I didn't really think about it. 494 00:28:43,300 --> 00:28:47,179 Could have got your head kicked in. 495 00:28:47,180 --> 00:28:48,219 Sorry. 496 00:28:48,220 --> 00:28:50,099 Oh, I didn't think of that! 497 00:28:50,100 --> 00:28:53,299 Shit, you reckon it's too late to put in a phone call? 498 00:28:53,300 --> 00:28:57,299 Tell Paddy you're here?! 499 00:29:03,940 --> 00:29:06,979 This is a lot of money. 500 00:29:06,980 --> 00:29:10,699 And I wouldn't ask, it's just... 501 00:29:10,700 --> 00:29:13,939 My dad spends all the social on a scratchies and, 502 00:29:13,940 --> 00:29:15,419 maybe it was stupid of me, 503 00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:19,419 but...when I found out he finally won, 504 00:29:19,580 --> 00:29:23,179 I promised my brother I'd buy him sausages. 505 00:29:23,180 --> 00:29:27,179 It's not often we can afford meat at our house. 506 00:29:33,740 --> 00:29:36,139 Where to next? 507 00:29:36,140 --> 00:29:39,579 Try Rusholme, there's loads you can hit round there. 508 00:29:39,580 --> 00:29:41,179 How's it going? 509 00:29:41,180 --> 00:29:42,459 It's fine. 510 00:29:42,460 --> 00:29:43,619 Is Mandy? 511 00:29:43,620 --> 00:29:47,339 Yeah, she's fine. 512 00:29:47,340 --> 00:29:49,139 Right. 513 00:29:49,140 --> 00:29:51,179 What are you looking at me like that for? 514 00:29:51,180 --> 00:29:54,499 There's some lucky buggers around here. 515 00:29:54,500 --> 00:29:57,699 20, 40... 516 00:29:57,700 --> 00:30:00,459 And... 517 00:30:00,460 --> 00:30:02,539 I've... 518 00:30:02,540 --> 00:30:05,059 let... 519 00:30:05,060 --> 00:30:09,059 everyone down. 520 00:30:09,140 --> 00:30:13,139 I can no longer... 521 00:30:13,540 --> 00:30:17,539 A few things got blown in the canal, but we think we got everything. 522 00:30:19,260 --> 00:30:21,259 It could be a while before the body 523 00:30:21,260 --> 00:30:25,139 shows up and, you know, sometimes it never does. 524 00:30:25,140 --> 00:30:29,139 Even then, you might not recognise... 525 00:30:29,580 --> 00:30:31,379 What's going on? 526 00:30:31,380 --> 00:30:34,059 It's Kash. He's taken his own life. 527 00:30:34,060 --> 00:30:35,699 There was a note. 528 00:30:35,700 --> 00:30:38,939 Fucking coward! He's left me in loads of debt. 529 00:30:38,940 --> 00:30:41,859 Well, we'll leave you to it, Yvonne, OK? 530 00:30:41,860 --> 00:30:42,979 OK. 531 00:30:42,980 --> 00:30:46,419 Come down the station later and we'll have your forms to sign. 532 00:30:46,420 --> 00:30:50,419 Thank you. 533 00:30:54,180 --> 00:30:58,179 I don't believe this. 534 00:31:01,340 --> 00:31:03,859 Tragic, in't it? 535 00:31:03,860 --> 00:31:07,859 I can no longer... 536 00:31:08,180 --> 00:31:11,339 face... 537 00:31:11,340 --> 00:31:15,339 the embarrassment... 538 00:31:16,260 --> 00:31:18,139 Shame... 539 00:31:18,140 --> 00:31:21,739 The family are never going to believe this, you know that, Von? 540 00:31:21,740 --> 00:31:25,379 The shit you've left behind, Kash, they're gonna want to believe it. 541 00:31:25,380 --> 00:31:29,379 Tuck me right into the Muslim bosom, because I'm keeping them. 542 00:31:29,980 --> 00:31:33,379 Family, kids and the faith and the shop. 543 00:31:33,380 --> 00:31:37,379 You'd better hurry if you're going to make that 3:15pm at Sheffield. 544 00:31:40,900 --> 00:31:44,899 He has fucked with us once too often. 545 00:31:49,660 --> 00:31:52,459 We've got the money. 546 00:31:52,460 --> 00:31:56,459 Are you still up for Birmingham? 547 00:31:57,860 --> 00:32:00,819 Look... 548 00:32:00,820 --> 00:32:02,259 ..I'm not a bastard... 549 00:32:02,260 --> 00:32:06,259 I was sort of assuming that. 550 00:32:09,980 --> 00:32:13,979 Not like... 551 00:32:14,740 --> 00:32:18,739 Well, I'm not... 552 00:32:20,300 --> 00:32:21,819 I'm gay. 553 00:32:21,820 --> 00:32:25,819 I'm sorry. I should've told you. 554 00:32:26,420 --> 00:32:30,419 Brew? 555 00:32:30,860 --> 00:32:34,659 I'm gay. 556 00:32:34,660 --> 00:32:36,859 Is that it? 557 00:32:36,860 --> 00:32:39,299 Do you want me to go into a fit or something? 558 00:32:39,300 --> 00:32:41,339 I fuck blokes. 559 00:32:41,340 --> 00:32:44,139 You're the only woman I've ever slept with. 560 00:32:44,140 --> 00:32:45,339 I'm... 561 00:32:45,340 --> 00:32:46,619 Gay? 562 00:32:46,620 --> 00:32:49,659 So what? I've had it off with girls. 563 00:32:49,660 --> 00:32:52,339 Why put yourself in a box? 564 00:32:52,340 --> 00:32:56,019 We made each other come, no-one died. 565 00:32:56,020 --> 00:32:59,339 I knew you were a virgin! 566 00:32:59,340 --> 00:33:01,819 No, you didn't. 567 00:33:01,820 --> 00:33:03,499 How? 568 00:33:03,500 --> 00:33:06,379 I'm not sure. 569 00:33:06,380 --> 00:33:08,539 Well, what did I do wrong? 570 00:33:08,540 --> 00:33:12,539 Could've turned it up a couple of notches. 571 00:33:14,100 --> 00:33:17,779 I'll show you mine, again... 572 00:33:17,780 --> 00:33:19,819 G, A, Y. 573 00:33:19,820 --> 00:33:23,219 So you S, A, Y. 574 00:33:23,220 --> 00:33:27,219 I know you fancy me. 575 00:33:41,020 --> 00:33:43,219 Try it again? 576 00:33:43,220 --> 00:33:46,299 Why cut things out? 577 00:33:46,300 --> 00:33:50,299 There's a world of possibilities, especially in Birmingham, so I hear. 578 00:33:54,340 --> 00:33:58,339 Don't try and bum me though, the Maguires might hear me screams! 579 00:33:59,660 --> 00:34:03,259 Kenny touched many lives in many different ways. 580 00:34:03,260 --> 00:34:07,259 It's so nice to have people whose lives he touched with us today. 581 00:34:07,860 --> 00:34:10,979 By webcam from Chatsworth, England, 582 00:34:10,980 --> 00:34:14,499 we welcome Kenny's sister, Mimi and family. 583 00:34:14,500 --> 00:34:18,499 And here, in Rafferty's Creek, the two Petes. 584 00:34:18,940 --> 00:34:22,299 Bruce, Little Jo and, 585 00:34:22,300 --> 00:34:23,859 of course, Ritchie. 586 00:34:23,860 --> 00:34:27,459 In fact, they were all with Kenny at his birthday barbecue.... 587 00:34:27,460 --> 00:34:31,459 I just don't see why I've got to wear this monkey suit. 588 00:34:32,740 --> 00:34:36,739 That suit did me for four trials and 15 funerals and a wedding as a boy. 589 00:34:37,900 --> 00:34:41,899 You look a fine young man in it, son. Doesn't he, Mimi? 590 00:34:43,820 --> 00:34:46,219 It's too tight, it doesn't even fit me properly. 591 00:34:46,220 --> 00:34:49,619 You'd better be wearing underpants. 592 00:34:49,620 --> 00:34:51,059 Ah... 593 00:34:51,060 --> 00:34:52,739 ...and not the coffin. 594 00:34:52,740 --> 00:34:56,739 So any of you that have a few words to say about Kenny, say 'em now. 595 00:34:57,900 --> 00:35:01,659 Why don't you say a few words, love? 596 00:35:01,660 --> 00:35:04,299 Any friends. 597 00:35:04,300 --> 00:35:05,459 We could put a phone call in. 598 00:35:05,460 --> 00:35:09,059 Any acquaintance. 599 00:35:09,060 --> 00:35:11,379 Anyone from Chatsworth. Anyone at all. 600 00:35:11,380 --> 00:35:15,379 I'm sure they'd like something. 601 00:35:16,020 --> 00:35:18,419 No takers. 602 00:35:18,420 --> 00:35:22,419 In sure and certain hope of the resurrection... 603 00:35:22,820 --> 00:35:25,739 How long you gonna keep this up? 604 00:35:25,740 --> 00:35:28,619 Because I'm not sure I can take this much longer. 605 00:35:28,620 --> 00:35:30,619 ...our brother, Kenny. 606 00:35:30,620 --> 00:35:34,019 And we commit his body to the ground. 607 00:35:34,020 --> 00:35:38,019 Earth to earth, ashes to ashes... 608 00:35:57,540 --> 00:35:59,059 And lo, 609 00:35:59,060 --> 00:36:02,179 as the child slept... 610 00:36:02,180 --> 00:36:06,179 there came three kings from the East... 611 00:36:07,180 --> 00:36:11,179 bearing... 612 00:36:11,220 --> 00:36:15,219 ..gifts. 613 00:36:25,460 --> 00:36:29,459 MUSIC PLAYS 614 00:36:35,140 --> 00:36:36,819 Come on, everyone! 615 00:36:36,820 --> 00:36:39,099 Lovely firm buttocks. 616 00:36:39,100 --> 00:36:40,979 He'll do anything I ask. 617 00:36:40,980 --> 00:36:43,819 Close one eye, could be David Beckham. 618 00:36:43,820 --> 00:36:45,819 Keep the change, pet. 619 00:36:45,820 --> 00:36:48,459 She's taking me to Gran Canaria at the end of the month, aren't ya? 620 00:36:48,460 --> 00:36:49,499 Yeah! 621 00:36:49,500 --> 00:36:50,779 Who's paying for that, then? 622 00:36:50,780 --> 00:36:54,779 357 hits I had, but I chose you, didn't I, Bradford? 623 00:37:07,380 --> 00:37:10,419 Ooh! 624 00:37:10,420 --> 00:37:11,939 Lucky man. 625 00:37:11,940 --> 00:37:13,259 She spoils me. 626 00:37:13,260 --> 00:37:15,499 Travel agents this afternoon? 627 00:37:15,500 --> 00:37:19,499 Well, maybe. I find it really hard to think money matters through, 628 00:37:19,780 --> 00:37:23,779 cos I have migraine, you see. But, if we lie down together we could... 629 00:37:24,940 --> 00:37:26,899 discuss it! 630 00:37:26,900 --> 00:37:30,899 Right you are. 631 00:37:31,220 --> 00:37:33,419 I want what she's having. 632 00:37:33,420 --> 00:37:35,579 A pint and two Es, Karen, please. 633 00:37:35,580 --> 00:37:39,579 Money first, Frank. 634 00:37:43,100 --> 00:37:46,659 Ah. 635 00:37:46,660 --> 00:37:49,059 Job done. 636 00:37:49,060 --> 00:37:51,259 That's a scratchcard, Frank. 637 00:37:51,260 --> 00:37:55,019 Correction, that is a winning scratchcard. 20 quid. 638 00:37:55,020 --> 00:37:56,979 Oh, fuck off, Frank. 639 00:37:56,980 --> 00:37:58,979 It's legal tender! 640 00:37:58,980 --> 00:38:02,979 So go and cash it, come back and I'll serve yer. 641 00:38:04,620 --> 00:38:08,619 Fucking Pol Pot behind the bar. 642 00:38:09,060 --> 00:38:10,699 # Do I see you... # 643 00:38:10,700 --> 00:38:12,739 Oh! 644 00:38:12,740 --> 00:38:15,259 Where'd you get the scratchcard, Frank? 645 00:38:15,260 --> 00:38:16,339 You dirty bastard! 646 00:38:16,340 --> 00:38:18,099 Not the face, anything but...! 647 00:38:18,100 --> 00:38:19,859 Where did you get the fucking scratchcard! 648 00:38:19,860 --> 00:38:21,299 Liam! 649 00:38:21,300 --> 00:38:24,699 I wasn't gonna, you know, steal it off... I'm not going to steal it 650 00:38:24,700 --> 00:38:28,699 of little Liam, am I now? You can have it back! 651 00:38:33,940 --> 00:38:36,499 Look, Paddy, I'm going to do it, OK? 652 00:38:36,500 --> 00:38:38,659 I just need time to do it right. 653 00:38:38,660 --> 00:38:42,659 There's a slightly more pressing matter needs discussion first. 654 00:38:50,900 --> 00:38:52,939 That's a whole lap of the estate you've fallen behind now. 655 00:38:53,140 --> 00:38:55,299 Aah! Aah! 656 00:38:55,300 --> 00:38:57,699 You all right? 657 00:38:57,700 --> 00:38:58,379 Pervert! 658 00:38:58,380 --> 00:38:59,379 You've pulled a hamstring. 659 00:38:59,380 --> 00:39:01,219 I'll be fine. 660 00:39:01,220 --> 00:39:03,699 I just need to run it off. 661 00:39:03,700 --> 00:39:06,139 Aaah! Let me go! Let me go! 662 00:39:06,140 --> 00:39:08,019 You don't half kick up a fuss, you. 663 00:39:08,020 --> 00:39:10,939 Let me go right now, or I'll grab you in the bollocks! 664 00:39:10,940 --> 00:39:12,899 You're injured. 665 00:39:12,900 --> 00:39:14,499 This is the last time, bozo. 666 00:39:14,500 --> 00:39:17,579 Let me go right now! 667 00:39:17,580 --> 00:39:21,579 Fine. 668 00:39:24,260 --> 00:39:28,259 Frank here tells me there's a pile of scratchcards in your house. 669 00:39:28,380 --> 00:39:32,019 Bollocks. What you on about? 670 00:39:32,020 --> 00:39:33,579 Liam...scratchcards. 671 00:39:33,580 --> 00:39:35,379 Scratchcard. There may only have just been the one. 672 00:39:35,380 --> 00:39:37,859 You said there were fucking loads. 673 00:39:37,860 --> 00:39:39,419 Shut up, the pair of yous. 674 00:39:39,420 --> 00:39:42,139 Does Mandy know? 675 00:39:42,140 --> 00:39:43,379 Course she doesn't. 676 00:39:43,380 --> 00:39:46,539 So you lied to my daughter as well as me? 677 00:39:46,540 --> 00:39:49,139 Let's get this straight. I don't give a shit about 678 00:39:49,140 --> 00:39:51,579 these missing scratchcards. That's Shane's worry. 679 00:39:51,580 --> 00:39:55,019 This is about the lack of respect you're showing me, 680 00:39:55,020 --> 00:39:56,819 your family. 681 00:39:56,820 --> 00:39:58,499 I want the girl. 682 00:39:58,500 --> 00:40:02,499 Your brother will be fine. But you bring her to me. Understand? 683 00:40:03,180 --> 00:40:04,019 Yeah. 684 00:40:04,020 --> 00:40:08,019 Right. 685 00:40:10,540 --> 00:40:11,539 Shall I leave you to it? 686 00:40:11,540 --> 00:40:12,179 Stay there. 687 00:40:12,180 --> 00:40:16,179 Sit down. 688 00:40:18,060 --> 00:40:19,059 Paddy knows you're here. 689 00:40:19,060 --> 00:40:21,099 What?! 690 00:40:21,100 --> 00:40:23,619 Fucking hell. I didn't know you had it in you. 691 00:40:23,620 --> 00:40:24,579 Piss off! 692 00:40:24,580 --> 00:40:26,339 You have to go that way. 693 00:40:26,340 --> 00:40:28,619 The Maguires live that way! 694 00:40:28,620 --> 00:40:30,499 Yes, but they're waiting in the yard. 695 00:40:30,500 --> 00:40:33,739 but you've got to get out of here. 696 00:40:33,740 --> 00:40:36,539 I'll sort some transport out. 697 00:40:36,540 --> 00:40:38,459 Get the bag! 698 00:40:38,460 --> 00:40:42,459 I will do. Go on. 699 00:40:55,300 --> 00:40:59,299 You know what? I didn't like that job anyway. 700 00:41:04,940 --> 00:41:08,939 Birmingham, here we come! 701 00:41:14,260 --> 00:41:16,019 Too late, Paddy. She's gone. 702 00:41:16,020 --> 00:41:18,779 To think I wanted you in my family! 703 00:41:18,780 --> 00:41:21,259 Think he deserves his pound of flesh, don't you? 704 00:41:21,260 --> 00:41:22,339 Don't you touch him. 705 00:41:22,340 --> 00:41:25,499 Your boyfriend has been keeping one or two things secret from you. 706 00:41:25,500 --> 00:41:26,499 No, he hasn't. 707 00:41:26,500 --> 00:41:29,379 That's another fucking lie he's been telling me! 708 00:41:29,380 --> 00:41:32,939 Shane's a bully, so people steal from him. It's his own fault. 709 00:41:32,940 --> 00:41:36,459 You hit Lip and you're hitting me and I'll never speak to you again. 710 00:41:36,460 --> 00:41:37,099 Really? 711 00:41:37,100 --> 00:41:41,099 Really? You can forget me and forget Katie. I'll be dead to you. Understand? 712 00:41:41,500 --> 00:41:45,499 Noooo! Stop! That's the third bad thing. 713 00:41:45,820 --> 00:41:47,979 You spoke. She spoke! 714 00:41:47,980 --> 00:41:50,299 She said she'd be dead to us. 715 00:41:50,300 --> 00:41:51,819 I thought you couldn't fucking speak. 716 00:41:51,820 --> 00:41:53,459 I've broken the curse. 717 00:41:53,460 --> 00:41:56,979 I've saved Mandy! 718 00:41:56,980 --> 00:42:00,979 You heard what she said. Don't touch him. 719 00:42:05,620 --> 00:42:07,579 Oh, my darling! 720 00:42:07,580 --> 00:42:11,579 As if I'd do anything to hurt you! 721 00:42:22,340 --> 00:42:26,339 No pressure, Ian, but there's psychos coming to jump on my head. 722 00:42:30,700 --> 00:42:34,699 I don't know what to do. 723 00:42:35,820 --> 00:42:37,379 I can see how we fit. 724 00:42:37,380 --> 00:42:38,619 We do! 725 00:42:38,620 --> 00:42:42,059 But I can't imagine a future. This isn't real. 726 00:42:42,060 --> 00:42:45,219 It can be. 727 00:42:45,220 --> 00:42:48,259 You know when a bloke goes past and you check out his arse? 728 00:42:49,140 --> 00:42:51,019 I don't care. 729 00:42:51,020 --> 00:42:55,019 You do! You will! 730 00:42:55,020 --> 00:42:58,139 I don't want to go on my own. 731 00:42:58,140 --> 00:43:00,939 I know. 732 00:43:00,940 --> 00:43:02,939 Things happen around me. 733 00:43:02,940 --> 00:43:06,179 You'll never get bored. 734 00:43:06,180 --> 00:43:08,899 Don't go for a man who prefers men. 735 00:43:08,900 --> 00:43:12,019 It's really fucking demeaning. 736 00:43:12,020 --> 00:43:13,659 You should have someone who worships you. 737 00:43:13,660 --> 00:43:16,379 "Worships"?That is gay. 738 00:43:16,380 --> 00:43:17,899 Someone who wants you, then. 739 00:43:17,900 --> 00:43:21,219 You want me. 740 00:43:21,220 --> 00:43:23,339 Not enough. 741 00:43:23,340 --> 00:43:27,339 No? 742 00:43:29,500 --> 00:43:33,499 Doesn't look like we've got the balls, does it? 743 00:43:34,780 --> 00:43:38,779 Or the heart. 744 00:43:40,580 --> 00:43:41,579 That's the clincher. 745 00:43:41,580 --> 00:43:45,579 Yeah. 746 00:44:18,260 --> 00:44:20,819 What, Liam gets some and I get nothing? > 747 00:44:20,820 --> 00:44:22,619 Yeah, Liam did some of the scratching. 748 00:44:22,620 --> 00:44:24,539 Did anyone order pizza? 749 00:44:24,540 --> 00:44:26,699 Nobody ordered pizza. 750 00:44:26,700 --> 00:44:28,899 This is a social call, isn't it, Carl? 751 00:44:28,900 --> 00:44:32,459 Where's the fucking bike? 752 00:44:32,460 --> 00:44:36,459 Shit! 753 00:44:40,860 --> 00:44:44,339 You liked it, 754 00:44:44,340 --> 00:44:48,339 but you're still a bender? 755 00:44:48,620 --> 00:44:50,059 Yeah, but are you? 756 00:44:50,060 --> 00:44:51,779 Yeah, course I am. 757 00:44:51,780 --> 00:44:55,779 It's not like I've got a choice. 758 00:44:55,980 --> 00:44:58,659 You liked it, didn't you? 759 00:44:58,660 --> 00:45:02,659 Yeah. 760 00:45:07,540 --> 00:45:10,339 What's that? 761 00:45:10,340 --> 00:45:12,619 Maguire family heirloom. 762 00:45:12,620 --> 00:45:14,899 Jeez, where'd you find that? 763 00:45:14,900 --> 00:45:17,099 Paddy give it us. Wanted me to give it to Mandy. 764 00:45:17,100 --> 00:45:19,339 Fuck! > 765 00:45:19,340 --> 00:45:21,059 You gonna? 766 00:45:21,060 --> 00:45:22,899 Don't know. 767 00:45:22,900 --> 00:45:25,179 Thought I would. 768 00:45:25,180 --> 00:45:29,179 But now I don't have to, I'm not sure! 769 00:45:31,740 --> 00:45:35,739 So did you go down on her, Mr Pussy Hound?! 770 00:45:37,660 --> 00:45:41,099 What's that got to do with anything? 771 00:45:41,100 --> 00:45:44,939 Well, did you? 772 00:45:44,940 --> 00:45:46,059 No. 773 00:45:46,060 --> 00:45:49,619 Yes!I knew it! 774 00:45:49,620 --> 00:45:53,179 You can get off but you can't get on. You're a total gayer! 775 00:45:53,180 --> 00:45:57,179 Well, that's what I've been saying! 776 00:45:59,140 --> 00:46:02,979 'Knowing how ignorant you are is the first step on the path to wisdom. 777 00:46:02,980 --> 00:46:06,379 'I thought the cock was the ruling organ - convinced. And wrong.' 778 00:46:06,380 --> 00:46:09,459 See where that went? 779 00:46:09,460 --> 00:46:10,579 What? 780 00:46:10,580 --> 00:46:12,419 Paddy's ring. 781 00:46:12,420 --> 00:46:13,819 Fuck! 782 00:46:13,820 --> 00:46:15,339 Fuck! 783 00:46:15,340 --> 00:46:18,499 'It's the heart calls the shots, and it's a nutjob. 784 00:46:18,500 --> 00:46:20,299 'Oh, Christ, then there's the brain. 785 00:46:20,300 --> 00:46:23,899 'Here's a thought: all those straight men I've had sex with. 786 00:46:23,900 --> 00:46:25,699 'You tell me what that's about. 787 00:46:25,700 --> 00:46:29,379 'I have no fucking idea.' 788 00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:47,999 www.addic7ed.com 789 00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:14,999 You lying bitch!