1 00:00:02,080 --> 00:00:04,082 Where the fuck were you last week? 2 00:00:08,360 --> 00:00:09,566 You and Mike getting serious? 3 00:00:09,720 --> 00:00:11,449 No, he's my boss, so we're going slow. 4 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:12,886 V: You really haven't slept with him? 5 00:00:13,040 --> 00:00:15,407 No, but I probably should soon. 6 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:19,603 That was great. Do you need me to do anything? Something else for you? 7 00:00:19,760 --> 00:00:24,561 - Touch you or, whatever. - No. No, I'm, I'm good. 8 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:26,245 Let's get slutty and head over to the arcade, 9 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:27,606 troll for high school boys. 10 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:30,240 - Hi. - Hi. Debbie. 11 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:31,526 Matty. 12 00:00:32,480 --> 00:00:34,289 - You wanna ride home? - Sure. 13 00:00:34,440 --> 00:00:36,010 Have a good night. 14 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:41,811 Yo, Stan. Hear you're not feeling so good. Stan. 15 00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:44,281 What the fuck, man? He's dead! 16 00:00:44,480 --> 00:00:46,130 LIP: I don't understand my grade on this paper. 17 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:48,328 - That would be a "D". - What was wrong with it? 18 00:00:48,520 --> 00:00:50,488 It sucked. Why are you taking this class anyway? 19 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:53,166 Because it was the only freshman English class available after noon. 20 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:55,044 You don't want to work any harder than this piece of shit, 21 00:00:55,240 --> 00:00:56,765 I suggest you find yourself another course. 22 00:00:56,920 --> 00:00:59,491 Holy crap, there he is! 23 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:02,166 - He looks just like you, baby! - He kind of does, doesn't he? 24 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:06,842 You gotta be shitting me. I'm pregnant. 25 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:09,088 - We're gonna have two? - How is that possible? 26 00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:11,322 Mother Nature can be a tricky bitch sometimes. 27 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:12,481 Police! 28 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:15,007 Hands out, now! Frank? 29 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:16,889 - Frank? - Yeah. 30 00:01:17,040 --> 00:01:18,883 - He's really sick. - Oh, he's sick, all right. 31 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:21,042 I don't think he can make it downstairs. He won't be any trouble. 32 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:22,964 - No. - I can take care of him. 33 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:24,360 - Yes! - Fine. 34 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:27,291 I have these things in my throat that bleed 35 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:29,084 if I try to swallow alcohol. 36 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:30,491 (SPLUTTERS) 37 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:33,810 So I have to figure out other ways to get it into my system. 38 00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:36,486 Alcohol goes in this bag, 39 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:39,047 this goes up the poop chute, and voila, 40 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:41,720 more than one way to get booze into a Gallagher. 41 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:44,968 (THEME MUSIC PLAYS) 42 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:54,042 He's had this rash on his arm for over a month now. 43 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:55,929 That's eczema. Nothing to worry about. 44 00:02:56,080 --> 00:02:58,401 I'll send you home with a cream. 45 00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:00,528 - Who you texting, Debs? - Her boyfriend. 46 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:02,967 - Shut up, Carl! - You have a boyfriend? 47 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:06,130 - I don't tell you everything. - You used to. 48 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:09,090 But I am concerned that one of his testicles hasn't descended yet. 49 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:11,163 - What? - You're a eunuch, Liam. 50 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:12,845 Hasn't anyone told you this before? 51 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:15,327 No, they barely speak English at the free clinic, 52 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:17,209 and this is the first time I've had insurance, so no. 53 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:19,084 Well, he's almost three years old. 54 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:20,480 This puppy should have dropped by now. 55 00:03:20,640 --> 00:03:22,961 Be honest with us, Doctor. Is it because he's black? 56 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:24,884 You'll have to excuse him, okay? 57 00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:26,724 Puberty has turned him into a barbarian. 58 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:29,042 Yeah, that's because he masturbates ten times a day in the bathroom. 59 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:32,488 Enough! This nice doctor is gonna think we live under a rock. 60 00:03:32,640 --> 00:03:35,246 Well, if it doesn't drop soon, he's gonna have to have surgery. 61 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:36,930 All right, Carl, you are next. 62 00:03:38,040 --> 00:03:41,761 - All done. All done. All done. - All right, let me see your pits. 63 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:44,161 Oh, you got a couple sprouts coming out, don't you? 64 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:46,243 Yeah, and I got some down below too. You wanna see? 65 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:48,528 I'll take your word for it. 66 00:03:48,680 --> 00:03:51,570 Sounds like you are going through the throes of puberty. 67 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:53,404 Yeah, and the stress is giving me headaches. 68 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:54,641 Probably need some Oxy. 69 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:56,802 Oh, don't listen to him. He's trying to get it for his father. 70 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:59,480 - He's dying. - His bed. He made it. 71 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:03,884 - Does my insurance cover the pill? - It sure does. Co-pay is five dollars 72 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:05,087 Oh, wow, that's great. 73 00:04:05,240 --> 00:04:07,481 Beats waiting in line at Planned Parenthood for two hours. 74 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:08,966 I wanna go on the pill too. 75 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:12,329 What? No. You haven't even gotten your period yet. 76 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:15,444 - Donna Doty got her period. - What? She's nine! 77 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:19,047 - And she's riding the cotton pony. - This isn't fair! 78 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:21,601 - Here's your prescription for Ortho. - Thanks. 79 00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:23,410 While you got that thing out, a few pain meds? 80 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:25,085 Sorry, buddy. 81 00:04:25,280 --> 00:04:28,170 This isn't fair! 82 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:29,924 Welcome to the wonderful world of teenagers. 83 00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:32,371 (SIGHS) 84 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:34,359 (QUIET CHATTERING) 85 00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:36,124 - All right. - I see your muffin, English 86 00:04:36,280 --> 00:04:37,691 and raise you. 87 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:42,290 Okay, okay. Jesus, I raise you a maldita rosquilla. 88 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:44,488 Shit, I fold. Mierda. 89 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:46,324 - I call. - Call. 90 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:49,324 Okay, show? Let's go. 91 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:52,444 - Ha-ha! - Whoo-hoo! 92 00:04:53,280 --> 00:04:56,045 - Hey, better luck next time. - It's okay. It's okay. 93 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:57,201 Hey, donde va? 94 00:04:57,400 --> 00:04:59,880 Oh, I got a quiz in 15 minutes. Need time to study. 95 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:02,725 - Fifteen minutes? - I'm just doing me, amigo. 96 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:03,881 - All right, man. - See you. 97 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:05,371 - See you. - See you, guys. 98 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:06,760 Otra. 99 00:05:34,440 --> 00:05:37,489 (SCREAMS) 100 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:41,488 (GROANS) 101 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:44,327 For the love of Jesus! 102 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:47,884 (GRUNTS, THEN MOANS) 103 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:53,160 Question ten, which of the following could cause simultaneous increases 104 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:55,368 in inflation and unemployment? 105 00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:57,841 A, a decrease in government spending, 106 00:05:58,040 --> 00:06:00,281 B, a decrease in money supply, 107 00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:03,250 C, a decrease in the velocity of money, 108 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:06,927 or D, an increase in inflationary expectations? 109 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:09,162 - ALL: D! - Who said D? 110 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:11,482 You got it. 111 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:14,604 Pass the quizzes back to the person they belong to. 112 00:06:14,760 --> 00:06:17,843 - Sorry. - Sixty? That's not bad. 113 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,241 I mean, with the curve, it's probably like a B plus, right? 114 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:22,044 - In what country? - TUTOR: All right, settle down. 115 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:25,761 - Did you study for it? - Yeah, a few minutes before class. 116 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:27,649 I was up all night. 117 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:30,884 Obviously, your system worked better than mine. 118 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:34,249 If anyone wants extra credit, I suggest you spend some time 119 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:36,562 answering practice questions with my tutor. 120 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:39,963 Okay, who has read ahead to chapter seven? 121 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:42,441 All right, who can tell me if a large government budget deficit 122 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:45,046 raises or lowers the national saving? 123 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:46,531 - Lowers. - Exactly. 124 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:49,160 All right, now, evaluate the following statement... 125 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:53,486 When was the last time these things were cleaned? 126 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:55,250 April. 127 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:57,243 Here you go, Alan. Breakfast of champions. 128 00:06:57,400 --> 00:06:59,050 And some OJ if you'd like. 129 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:00,929 Yeah, I wouldn't count on that expiration date, though. 130 00:07:01,080 --> 00:07:03,003 Not much use of orange juice in this place. 131 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:06,607 Really, I'm good. Dad didn't age very well, did he? 132 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,489 And he was in his 60s in those pictures. 133 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:10,324 You should've seen him in his 80s. 134 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:12,881 - Whoa. - Hey, man's dead. Have some respect. 135 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:14,280 No, no, it's fine. 136 00:07:14,440 --> 00:07:17,250 He and I, I'm sure you know, didn't get along very well. 137 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:19,607 You know, to be honest with you, I didn't even know you existed. 138 00:07:19,760 --> 00:07:21,330 He only mentioned having a daughter. 139 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:22,970 That would be me. 140 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:26,727 - When you're ready, we can begin. - Yes. 141 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:32,208 So I have Stanley's will here, which I'd like to read to you. 142 00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:34,124 But out of respect, you know, 143 00:07:34,280 --> 00:07:37,284 I'll skip some of the colorful language. 144 00:07:37,440 --> 00:07:41,240 Oh, no. Please, go ahead, read it. I'm sure we've all heard it before. 145 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:49,600 "I, Stanley Winston Kopchek, being of sound mind and body, 146 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:53,924 leave to my sniveling, faggoty fag 147 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:57,641 of a fagorama daughter 148 00:07:57,800 --> 00:08:02,408 by the name of Alan Willard Kopchek, 149 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:04,289 my gun collection, 150 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:06,522 in the hopes that she'll kill herself 151 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:10,685 before she chugs another AIDS cock." 152 00:08:12,640 --> 00:08:14,449 Not sure we all heard that before. 153 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:19,208 "And to the man who I wished had been born my son, Kevin Ball, 154 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:23,170 I leave my beloved Alibi Room." 155 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:30,209 - What? - Oh, my. 156 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:35,929 I knew it would be bad. I didn't know it would be that. 157 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:42,442 - Alan, I'm sorry. I had no idea. - I'll contest the will. 158 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:45,524 Absolutely, you should. He was probably drunk when he wrote it. 159 00:08:45,680 --> 00:08:47,444 Everything was done by the book. 160 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:52,049 You know what? Never mind. Let Kevin have the bar. 161 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:55,487 Alan, Are you sure? That doesn't seem fair. 162 00:08:55,680 --> 00:08:57,170 Oh, come on. 163 00:08:57,320 --> 00:08:58,810 Do you think the homophobes that come in this place 164 00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:00,644 are gonna take to me as the owner? 165 00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:03,201 You could always sell it. 166 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:06,091 Okay, tell you what we'll do. 167 00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:11,883 Kevin, why don't you send me $500 a month for two years, 168 00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:16,011 about what I would've gotten if I had sold this shit-hole. 169 00:09:19,880 --> 00:09:22,690 - Okay. - So I'll write up the paperwork. 170 00:09:22,840 --> 00:09:25,684 I'll get you both a copy, then. 171 00:09:25,840 --> 00:09:28,525 Sounds fair. Alan, thank you. 172 00:09:28,680 --> 00:09:31,445 I promise I will uphold Stan's legacy. 173 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:35,969 The good stuff, not all that "faggoty fag, AIDS cock" stuff. 174 00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:39,964 - Mind if I take Dad? - Of course. 175 00:09:40,120 --> 00:09:41,531 Thank you. 176 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:48,731 (LAWYER COUGHS) 177 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:04,289 - Morning, Fiona. - Hi, Gena. 178 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:06,044 You know, you should join us for yoga sometime. 179 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:07,361 It's a good way to start the day. 180 00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:09,761 Yeah, I'm just getting used to having health insurance. 181 00:10:09,960 --> 00:10:12,327 Not sure I can handle the gym just yet. 182 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:16,690 (KNOCKING) Knock, knock. You wanted to see me, sir? 183 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:19,929 - Yeah. Everything okay last night? - Yeah, why? 184 00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:22,924 Well, I don't know. You said you'd call and come over. 185 00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:27,609 - Oh? Were you lonely without me? - Yeah. 186 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:29,728 Well, I figured you might be a little afraid 187 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:32,565 that I would kick your ass in strip backgammon again. 188 00:10:32,720 --> 00:10:35,121 You wish you could kick my ass in strip backgammon. 189 00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:36,970 Are you throwing the gauntlet down right now? 190 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:39,771 - Any time. Bring it on. - Okay, you got it. 191 00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:42,890 - Hey, about last night... - Is this why you wanted to see me? 192 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:44,804 No, no, no, actually, I wanted to see you 193 00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:47,770 because I have decided to put you out in the field. 194 00:10:47,920 --> 00:10:52,005 - Like a cow? - Exactly like a cow. 195 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:55,164 I have three sales calls that I am sending you on today. 196 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:58,961 First one, the Dog House, then The Riviera Theater, 197 00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:02,203 and then the Lincoln Arena where the Illinois Gliders play. 198 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:05,409 So, you know, since Wally's retiring in what, a couple of months, 199 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:07,250 I thought it'd be a good idea for his clients 200 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:10,722 to meet their new sales rep. 201 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:13,850 - Me? - Well, if they like you, yeah. 202 00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:18,211 I take it boobs wouldn't hurt? 203 00:11:19,840 --> 00:11:23,526 Yeah, they've been dealing with Wally for the past 16 years. 204 00:11:23,680 --> 00:11:26,331 - Yeah. - So legs would be good too. 205 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:28,130 Ooh. 206 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:32,371 As your boyfriend, I'd say no. As your boss, oh, hell, yeah. 207 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:43,805 (EXHALES) 208 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:46,407 Oh, hey, have Mario hook you up with a company car. 209 00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:48,364 Really? A car? 210 00:11:48,560 --> 00:11:51,291 Yeah, a car. What did you expect? To take the L? 211 00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:54,011 I guess not. 212 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:58,927 - You have a license, right? - Sure. Of course. 213 00:12:00,560 --> 00:12:03,530 (MUFFLED MUSIC PLAYING) 214 00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:24,046 Hey, Lip, wait. 215 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:26,726 Amanda's sorority's having a happy hour later. 216 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:30,771 - Thought you could use a pick-me up. - Thanks. 217 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:33,890 All right, baby. I'm all finished up. 218 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:35,610 You wanna say something over the ashes? 219 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:38,206 That's a good idea. 220 00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:42,682 Stan, you son of a bitch, 221 00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:46,401 you taught me that a man isn't a man unless he's loved a woman, 222 00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:48,210 eaten the heart out of a live goat, 223 00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:51,125 or ripped a German soldier's face off. 224 00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:52,520 One out of three ain't bad. 225 00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:57,569 Proud to call you my foster pop. Gonna miss you, old man. 226 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:02,562 Nice, baby. 227 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:05,525 All right, I'm gonna take him outside, 228 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:07,051 and then, I'm gonna go home and take a nap. 229 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:10,363 - I'm not feeling so good. - What's wrong? 230 00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:13,842 The baby, and I'm sure inhaling Stan's DNA didn't help. 231 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,604 Hey, good timing, you getting this bar 232 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:17,046 when you're about to have two babies, huh? 233 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:20,124 Yeah, no shit. Now I can afford all that ridiculous maternity crap 234 00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:22,806 Carol keeps bitching about, and V can stop worrying about money. 235 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:26,851 Damn straight. My baby daddy can take care of me! 236 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,843 And your baby and your mama's baby. 237 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,480 We're a regular modern family, baby. 238 00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:33,642 - I love you. - I love you. 239 00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:35,689 - Hey, V. - Hey. 240 00:13:35,840 --> 00:13:38,764 - Bye, V. - Guess who's your new boss, Kate? 241 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:44,969 - What she talking about? - You gotta do everything I say now. 242 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:47,168 Stan gave me the bar. 243 00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:50,290 Why would you want it? Have you looked at the books lately? 244 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:03,484 (GAGGING) 245 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:06,525 Itchy! 246 00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:24,689 Fuck. 247 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:29,601 Hey, Frank. 248 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:32,770 Did you get me anything from the pediatrician? 249 00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:36,003 No, Fiona wouldn't let me. 250 00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:38,407 Christ. 251 00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:41,563 But I figured a way to rub one out at my desk 252 00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:43,802 in the middle of math class without anyone noticing. 253 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:46,167 That's real good, son. 254 00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:47,486 Benefits of sitting in the back, right? 255 00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:48,926 (CHUCKLES) Yeah. 256 00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:52,243 - What's that smell? - Me. 257 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:55,768 - What? - My liver's finally giving up. 258 00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:57,331 Want me to steal you one from the grocery store? 259 00:14:57,400 --> 00:15:00,244 (LAUGHS) Not that easy. 260 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:05,122 - Mine is rotting inside my body. - How do you know? 261 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,847 You see these spider veins on my chest? 262 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,810 And my eyes are probably bloodshot, right? 263 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:16,689 Look at this. 264 00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:21,246 Eww, cankles. 265 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:25,530 Like a teenage lacrosse player on the rag, retaining water. 266 00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:27,330 What do we do? 267 00:15:27,480 --> 00:15:30,802 Nothing we can do unless somebody wants to give me their liver. 268 00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:34,442 - Who? - A dead guy. 269 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,002 Oh. 270 00:15:41,560 --> 00:15:44,040 Get rid of it. 271 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:49,889 No, no, no. Out the window with the Gatorade pee. 272 00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:54,802 Gonna wind up there anyway. I'm just cutting out the middleman. 273 00:15:57,160 --> 00:16:00,004 No more alcohol, just drugs, 274 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:03,004 - whatever you can get me. - Me? 275 00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:06,050 A dying man can't be expected 276 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:08,680 to wean himself off booze by himself. 277 00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:12,003 - What do you want? - Whatever you can get. 278 00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:14,447 - Pot, Percocet. - Morphine? 279 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:15,931 - Valium. - Ativan? 280 00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:18,122 - Vicodin. - Sizzurp? 281 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:23,368 - I always wanted to try that. - I'm on it. 282 00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:29,044 I'm proud of you, son. 283 00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:33,246 Won't let you down, Dad. 284 00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:50,405 OMG! I can dress my baby like a pink lamb. 285 00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:51,971 I better have a girl and not a stupid boy. 286 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:53,724 No, you better abort that thing. 287 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:56,201 - Too late. - Never too late. 288 00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:59,808 Matty invited me over to his apartment later. 289 00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:02,201 - His parents gonna be home? - Didn't say. 290 00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:04,169 Bet they're not, which means he'll want to do it. 291 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:07,721 Here, better bring a condom. 292 00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:09,524 - I always forget to do that. - Duh. 293 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:11,045 If he's a classy guy, 294 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:13,407 - he'll have a condom in his wallet. - Totes. 295 00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:16,484 Look, I can dress my baby like a geisha girl. 296 00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:20,526 - I'm not sure I'm ready to have sex. - Right now is the perfect time. 297 00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:22,085 If you don't bleed, then you can't breed. 298 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:24,288 (SCOFFS) When am I gonna get my period? 299 00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:26,124 Donna Doty got hers, and she's nine. 300 00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:28,442 I heard Donna Doty blows dogs. 301 00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:31,683 Says here, some women don't menstruate until they're 25, 302 00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:33,051 due to the chemicals in our water. 303 00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:35,248 That'd be sweet. If your ovaries are polluted, 304 00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:38,206 then you can screw without protection until you're old. 305 00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:39,407 But we're just getting to know each other. 306 00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:41,210 I haven't even told him how old I am yet. 307 00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:44,045 Don't. He'll dump you if he finds out you're 13. 308 00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:45,929 Keep your mouth shut, and act like you're 16. 309 00:17:46,120 --> 00:17:48,088 - How? - Lick your lips a lot. 310 00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:51,687 - He'll think you're gonna blow him. - Have you yet? 311 00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:54,770 - I don't think so. - Good. Wait. 312 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:57,526 - Make him buy you something first. - Like what? 313 00:17:57,720 --> 00:18:00,371 I don't know, clothes, jewelry, an iPad. 314 00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:02,090 Something from Urban Outfitters. 315 00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:06,085 Okay. Okay. 316 00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:14,170 You're always in there. It's disgusting. Hey! 317 00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:19,289 What are you looking at, fucktard? 318 00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:23,364 Just making a mental image for my spank bank later. 319 00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:27,288 (BOTH GIGGLE) 320 00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:33,202 Turn left in two-10ths of a mile. 321 00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:35,450 (BLUETOOTH RINGING) 322 00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:37,130 - Yo, yo, yo. - Hey, 323 00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:38,844 you get in the car and on the road okay? 324 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,401 Yeah, all good. This thing has heat. 325 00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:43,528 And you didn't tell me I get a meal per diem. 326 00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:46,564 - How could life get any better? - I'm glad you're enjoying it. 327 00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:48,927 Hey, you mind if I put my boyfriend hat on for just a second? 328 00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:51,287 Mm. Long as you're not wearing anything else. 329 00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:53,204 (LAUGHS) Nope. 330 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:56,643 Just standing here on the loading dock totally naked. 331 00:18:56,800 --> 00:19:00,202 No, I wanted to finish our conversation from this morning. 332 00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:01,646 About me kicking your ass in backgammon? 333 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:03,928 About you saying you were gonna call last night. 334 00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:06,282 Oh, my God. Really? 335 00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:09,444 Look, I worried about you when I didn't hear from you. 336 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:12,206 - You could've called me. - Yeah, but that's not the point. 337 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:15,648 - What is the point? - That you said you were gonna call. 338 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:20,042 (IMITATES SAT NAV) You will reach your destination in 500 feet. 339 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:21,440 I got to go. I'm almost at the arena. 340 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:24,729 Okay, cool. Yeah, go get them. We can finish this later. 341 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:29,804 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 342 00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:40,568 Hey, you...? You here for the tutoring? 343 00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:44,327 Yup. The earlier session's still in there, though. 344 00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:51,647 - I'm Shelly. - Lip. 345 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:54,007 Interesting. What's it stand for? 346 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:56,606 Lipschwitz or Phillip, your choice. 347 00:19:56,760 --> 00:20:00,765 - Oh, I like Lipschwitz. - Then that's who I am. 348 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,525 So are you having trouble with macro? 349 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:06,370 No, no, not really. I just... 350 00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:08,761 - I don't give a shit about it. - Why not? 351 00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:10,888 I don't know, I mean you really think it's something 352 00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:12,929 that is gonna help us out in the real world? 353 00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:17,687 Oh, so you're not planning on running the Federal Reserve, huh? 354 00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:21,128 - Are you? - Maybe. 355 00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:23,129 I don't know. I doubt I will. 356 00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:24,924 So why are you here, then? 357 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:28,527 I'm here to talk the tutor into giving me some extra credit points, 358 00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:29,920 and then, I'm gonna split. 359 00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:33,362 Well, I hope that works out for you. 360 00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:34,760 Always does. 361 00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:39,125 - All yours, Shells Bells. - Thanks. 362 00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:45,685 You coming in, Lipschwitz? 363 00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:48,923 Shit, you're a... You're the tutor, huh? 364 00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:52,004 Let's see if you can talk me into giving you extra credit. 365 00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:55,491 Are you sure Fiona said it was okay? 366 00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:57,927 She wants to help Frank now that he's not drinking anymore. 367 00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:00,082 - So what you got for me? - I got a punch in your face 368 00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:02,561 if you ever wake me up from my nap again. 369 00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:06,122 - Holy crap! - I'm a nurse. 370 00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:08,004 No, you empty bedpans for old people. 371 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:11,443 I'm a ghetto nurse. Better for folks around here to come to me 372 00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:14,001 than to wait 18 hours in the emergency room. 373 00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:16,845 Percocet, that should do it. 374 00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:19,964 Not so quick, Sparky. Let me call Fiona first. 375 00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:22,361 Come on, just give me five and we'll call it a day. 376 00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:25,204 See, I knew you were lying. 377 00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:27,522 At least, I don't have a cabinet filled with drugs. 378 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,722 Where'd you get that stuff? Steal it from the geriatrics? 379 00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:31,803 I got it from mind-your-business town. 380 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:35,163 - Jeez, you're crabby today. - I don't feel good. 381 00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:36,685 Is that why you got blood on your ass? 382 00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:41,368 What?! Why didn't you tell me sooner? 383 00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:46,450 Oh, shit. I'm spotting. 384 00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:48,602 We got to go to the hospital. I might be losing the baby. 385 00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:51,445 Come on. 386 00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:54,801 And what does this mean? 387 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,810 Stan hasn't let me send in his payroll taxes since 2007. 388 00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,411 Oh, dear Lord. 389 00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:01,324 And I'm assuming it's not because he didn't owe any. 390 00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:02,970 You're assuming right. 391 00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:05,606 He also hasn't renewed his business license since 2010. 392 00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:08,520 How much does the bar make every month? 393 00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:11,724 Well, after paying us and the utilities, payroll taxes, 394 00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:14,087 - maybe 1300 in a good month. - (PHONE RINGS) 395 00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:15,446 Hello. 396 00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:17,563 All right, that's it, no more. 397 00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:20,121 From now on, everybody has to pay for their nuts. 398 00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:21,770 Hey, speaking of paying for nuts, 399 00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:26,369 I dumped my load in Mickey's wife's hand last night. Not bad. 400 00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:27,726 Kev. It's Fiona's kid, Carl. 401 00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:30,611 Something about V and him going to the emergency room. 402 00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:32,285 Hello? 403 00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:33,930 Can't believe I've grown up in Chicago 404 00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:35,565 and I've never been here. 405 00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:37,006 How many fans does this place seat? 406 00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:40,243 - Sixteen thousand for a game. - Giant. 407 00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:43,563 - What percentage buys beer? - About 90, I bet. 408 00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:46,166 That's about 14,000 cups a game? 409 00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:50,086 And I'll bet at least a third of those cups are leaving the arena? 410 00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:51,480 That's about right. 411 00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:53,967 So if those cups had the Illinois Gliders logo on them 412 00:22:54,120 --> 00:22:56,407 instead of just being plain cups, 413 00:22:56,600 --> 00:23:00,002 what's that, like, 5000 pieces of free advertising 414 00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:01,889 just walking around out there? 415 00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:04,202 Are you trying to up-sell me, sweetheart? 416 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:06,721 I'm just trying to learn more about your business, Leonard. 417 00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:09,611 And Mike said this is just a friendly meet and greet. 418 00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:12,969 And I am absolutely enjoying meeting and greeting you. 419 00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:16,130 Why don't you show me the concession stands? 420 00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:17,725 - Do you guys have churros? - Churros. 421 00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:19,325 - I love me a churro. - Churros, churros. 422 00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:35,325 What's so amusing? 423 00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:38,051 Oh, definitely, nothing in this book. 424 00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:39,804 Did you learn anything in Chapter 7? 425 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,884 Yes, poor people with bad credit can still get a mortgage. 426 00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:45,691 - What's that mortgage called? - Subprime. 427 00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:52,809 Hey, do you want to go to a party with me this afternoon? 428 00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:55,611 Look what happens when he actually reads the textbook. 429 00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:57,603 - He learns something. - Sure, yeah. 430 00:23:57,760 --> 00:23:59,728 Useless information I could just find on the Internet, 431 00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:01,086 but it doesn't answer my question. 432 00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:03,925 Well, that useless information just got you ten extra credit points. 433 00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:07,129 - Do you want to make it 15? - Goodbye. 434 00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:11,084 And I'm already going to the party. It's my sorority. 435 00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:16,251 If you die, can Frank have your liver? 436 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:17,401 I'm not gonna die. 437 00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:19,921 You would if I shoved a pillow over your head. 438 00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:22,287 Oh, there you are. What is going on? 439 00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:23,845 Can I leave now? 440 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:27,891 Don't you wanna wait and find out what's wrong with me? Go. 441 00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:31,964 - What happened? - I started spotting. 442 00:24:32,120 --> 00:24:34,521 Must be why I wasn't feeling so hot today. 443 00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:36,842 - How's the baby? - We're waiting for labs. 444 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,241 The doctor's out looking for an ultrasound machine now. 445 00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:40,731 Are you kidding me? 446 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:43,087 They can't afford a fucking ultrasound machine in every room? 447 00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:44,810 Well, this is some bullshit. 448 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,082 Excuse me. Excuse me! 449 00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:48,765 - Kev. - What? 450 00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:50,644 I need a hug. 451 00:24:52,120 --> 00:24:54,043 Baby. 452 00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:09,564 (ELEVATOR DINGS) 453 00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:27,083 - Hey. - How can I help you? 454 00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:29,891 - I need a liver. - What's wrong with yours? 455 00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:32,247 It's for my father. His is rotting. It smells. 456 00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:35,563 Oh, my, that ain't good. Is he on the donor list? 457 00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:38,047 I don't think so. Can I sign him up? 458 00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:40,089 Your father would have to be seen by a specialist, 459 00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:42,891 and then, referred to us, so he can be put on the list. 460 00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:44,610 - Then he gets a liver? - He'd have to wait 461 00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:46,000 for one to be available. 462 00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:47,525 How long does that take? 463 00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:51,002 Sweetie, more than 17,000 people in the U.S. 464 00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:52,844 Are on the liver transplant list. 465 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,287 That's a lot of dead livers you're gonna need. 466 00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:57,761 Six thousand people are fortunate enough to get one each year. 467 00:25:57,920 --> 00:26:00,924 - What about the rest? - Doesn't work out for everyone. 468 00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:03,202 What's the point of being an organ donating center 469 00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:05,169 if you're not donating enough organs? 470 00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:08,608 Someone from your family can donate a portion of their liver. 471 00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:11,445 - Me. I'll do it. - You need to be over 18. 472 00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:14,569 - My brother and my sister are. - Well, that's a start. 473 00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:16,882 Why don't you find out if they're a blood match with your father? 474 00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:19,520 I already know they are. My ather only screwed a Mexican whore 475 00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:22,929 while he was with my mom and they can't get pregnant. 476 00:26:24,120 --> 00:26:29,251 Everyone's blood type is different. Sometimes even if they're related. 477 00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:32,091 Take these at-home testing kits. Prick the person's finger, 478 00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:34,129 put a drop of blood on the enclosed card. 479 00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:38,120 - It'll show their blood type. - Okay, thanks. 480 00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:48,408 - Okey dokey. Sorry about the delay. - What's going on? 481 00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:51,166 - Is she okay? Did we lose the baby? - Oh, on the contrary. 482 00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:54,290 - Well, why is she bleeding then? - Okay, we got your labs back. 483 00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:58,001 Your estrogen, progesterone and HGH are through the roof, 484 00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:00,003 which would explain the spotting. 485 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:01,650 All right, we'll take a look here. 486 00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:06,727 Spotting, very common with implantation of multiple fetuses. 487 00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:08,848 - Fetu-whos? - Multiple? 488 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,923 Yeah, take a look. 489 00:27:12,120 --> 00:27:15,442 - Two babies? - Nope. Three. 490 00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:20,247 - Congratulations. - Three? 491 00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:22,323 I take it from your reaction you weren't planning this. 492 00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:24,881 Planning this? Who the fuck plans three babies? 493 00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:27,401 You need to make an appointment as soon as possible with your OB. 494 00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:29,164 OB? I need to make an appointment with the vet. 495 00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:30,446 I'm having a damn litter! 496 00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:34,400 Baby, you know what this means? I got a magic dick. 497 00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:39,964 Take this form up to the front desk on your way out and good luck. 498 00:27:40,120 --> 00:27:41,167 I don't know whether to freak out, 499 00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:43,004 or thrust my almighty dick in everyone's face! 500 00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:45,606 You need to be freaking out. I'm having triplets! 501 00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:48,445 Triplets! Triplets! 502 00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:51,644 I got a magic penis, man. I got a magic penis! 503 00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:54,326 - Would you shut the fuck up? - I got a magic penis. 504 00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:56,403 ♪ ("SUPERLOVE" BY CHARLI XCX PLAYS ON RADIO) ♪ 505 00:27:57,120 --> 00:28:01,887 (SINGS ALONG) 506 00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:08,924 (BLUETOOTH RINGING) 507 00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:12,411 I hope this isn't about me not calling you last night again. 508 00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:17,891 (SCOFFS) Uh, no, actually, it's not. It's about the clients loving you. 509 00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:19,166 I heard back from all of them today. 510 00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:21,482 Ahh! Do tell. What'd they say? 511 00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:24,849 Well, you remember Leonard from the Gliders? Thanks. 512 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,968 He wants to order those souvenir logo cups 513 00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:28,201 that you guys talked about. 514 00:28:28,360 --> 00:28:30,442 - Sweet! - Yeah, that is sweet. 515 00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:31,971 You know, you didn't have to go down there and sell them. 516 00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:33,565 I just wanted you to say hi. 517 00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:35,210 Yeah, well, when I got there, it seemed like a waste 518 00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:37,926 - not to seize the moment. - Whoa, listen to you. 519 00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:41,004 That's the kind of initiative I like from my sales girls. 520 00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:43,288 Mmm. Anything to please the boss. 521 00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:48,371 Okay, so now I do wanna talk about you not calling me last night. 522 00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:52,366 - Dear Lord, no! - All right, all right. 523 00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:55,171 Listen, it's because I care about you, okay? 524 00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:56,970 I wanna build trust with each other. 525 00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:59,521 You don't trust me because I didn't call? 526 00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:02,001 What? No, no, no, no. I mean, you know, I... 527 00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:06,165 - My ex was always lying to me. - Yeah, so was mine. 528 00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:09,802 Then just call when you say you're gonna. Okay? 529 00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:12,531 - All right. I'm sorry. - (CAR HORN HONKS) 530 00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:14,330 Get off my ass, dick face! 531 00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:17,091 Jesus, I'm gonna assume that was directed at another car? 532 00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:19,242 Fuckwad is riding my bumper. 533 00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:20,999 - (CELL PHONE CHIMES) - Oh. 534 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:22,650 And Carl's on the other line. I got to go. 535 00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:25,121 I'll call you back. Or not, I don't know. Bye. 536 00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:27,368 - Carl, what's going on? - What's your blood type? 537 00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:28,885 - Why, are you hurt? - Good news, 538 00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:31,168 you and Lip can both donate your liver to Frank. 539 00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:34,602 (GROANS) Carl, please, please, stop worrying about Frank. 540 00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:38,441 He is a black hole of endless need that will suck the life out of you. 541 00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:41,206 His liver is rotting. He smells like a monkey cage. 542 00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:42,964 - Well, he made his choices. - (HONKING CONTINUES) 543 00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:45,646 - You have to help him. - No, I don't. 544 00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:47,365 Fine. 545 00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:50,524 (HORN CONTINUES HONKING) 546 00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:53,725 Jesus. 547 00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:58,684 Bitch! 548 00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:01,491 - Fuck you, you fucking asshole! - Fucking cunt! 549 00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:04,086 Least, I don't have a tiny penis! 550 00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:08,087 God! 551 00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:12,649 You piece of shit! I almost hit your car! 552 00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:16,361 Oh, God. Oh, shit! Oh, shit! 553 00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:20,491 Oh, shit. Back up! Back up! Back up! 554 00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:22,961 Back up! Oh, shit! 555 00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:26,841 No! Oh, my God! 556 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,287 (SCREAMING) No! 557 00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:32,284 - Back up! Back up! - (GRUNTING) 558 00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:35,125 What are you doing? 559 00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:40,609 Bitch! 560 00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:46,484 - (PEOPLE CHATTERING) - (MUSIC PLAYS FAINTLY) 561 00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:59,167 Yeah, of course. Oh, thank you. Right. 562 00:30:59,880 --> 00:31:02,884 - (SPITS) - (BOYS LAUGH) 563 00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:11,963 - Gross medium average. - What up? 564 00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:14,122 - Hey, sorry I'm late. - No, it's cool. 565 00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:16,647 - Party went on without you. - That's impossible. 566 00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:19,371 Hey, this is... What was it that I was calling you earlier? 567 00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:21,449 - Ripschwitz? - Lipschwitz. 568 00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:23,807 But you've entered the inner circle now, you can call me Lip. 569 00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:25,485 Okay. Lip. 570 00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:26,846 So this is your sorority? 571 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:28,729 Yeah. I'm not super into it, though. 572 00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:29,881 I don't live in the house or anything. 573 00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:32,247 Oh, okay, so you got your own place? 574 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:33,925 Mm-hm. Just off University Road. 575 00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:38,170 - I'd like to see that sometime. - Oh, I bet you would. 576 00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:40,004 Hey, what are you drinking? You want me to get you something? 577 00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:44,643 Yeah. I would like you to get me that. 578 00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:48,771 He's working on his PhD in Thermo. I'm terrified to talk to him. 579 00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:51,207 You and I breaking up? 580 00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:53,806 Oh, you're cute, but I'm your tutor. 581 00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:56,691 - So? - It's like me being your babysitter. 582 00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:59,207 Now, what do I say to Charlie Watts? 583 00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:02,762 That you're gonna show me your apartment off University Road. 584 00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:04,490 You wish. Come on. 585 00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:09,601 - Just go flirt with him. - How? 586 00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:12,411 - Like you're doing with me. - You're a freshman. It's easy. 587 00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:16,531 - Yeah, but I fuck like a sophomore. - (LAUGHS) Still not happening. 588 00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:18,842 You have to help me. I gave you extra credit. 589 00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:21,520 Okay, fine. 590 00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:24,206 You know what? Give him shit. Guys like it when you give a shit. 591 00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:25,725 Shit about what? 592 00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:27,922 Well, you start with that plaid shirt from 1994. 593 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:31,129 (GASPS) Don't you talk about my Charlie that way. 594 00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:34,887 Yeah, just go. Go. Go, he's gonna love you. Go. 595 00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:36,565 You know, but if he doesn't, there's freshman cock 596 00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:39,411 - right here, waiting for you. - Yeah. 597 00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:42,968 - Call me when it's grad school cock. - Okay. 598 00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:05,205 (LINE RINGING) 599 00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:07,163 - LIP: Hey, douche bag. - What's your blood type? 600 00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:10,290 Um... I miss you too. 601 00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:12,408 Can I come up there and test it? 602 00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:15,803 I think we did it in, like, 10th grade bio class. 603 00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:17,121 AB positive. Why? 604 00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:18,930 All right, I got to go. Bye. 605 00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:21,560 Wait, hold on. What do you want to know for? 606 00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:24,485 You'll just get mad at me like Fiona did. I got to go. 607 00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:25,880 Okay, wait, wait, hold on. 608 00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:28,850 Look, we don't have to talk about it if you don't want to, okay? 609 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:32,004 You know, just tell me what else is going on. 610 00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:34,049 - Dad's dying. - Yeah, no shit. 611 00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:35,605 Why doesn't anyone care? 612 00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:37,649 Hey, look, how's Liam's rash? 613 00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:39,882 Doctor says it's eczema. 614 00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:41,724 Oh, okay. What are they giving him for it? 615 00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:43,370 - Frank? - No, Liam. 616 00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:44,851 Cream. He needs a liver. 617 00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:46,485 - Liam? - Frank. 618 00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:49,450 Oh, yeah. No, I'm not surprised. 619 00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:52,331 Hey, listen, do you guys want any cash for the cream? 620 00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:55,370 - Fiona's new insurance covered it. - Nice. 621 00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:56,965 I'm at my stop. I got to go. 622 00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:25,761 - Dad. Dad. Frank! - What? Where, where am I? 623 00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:30,562 - Am I dead? Is this heaven? - Look what I've got for you. 624 00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:38,771 Perky Cs? Oh, son, I am so proud of you. 625 00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:41,127 Give me your finger. 626 00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:43,761 It's "pull my finger." 627 00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:47,003 No time for fart jokes. This is business now. 628 00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:48,366 Ow! 629 00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:54,648 - O positive. - Where you going? 630 00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:56,802 To get you a liver. 631 00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:12,484 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 632 00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:26,247 Hey. Hey, you, you're... 633 00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:28,721 You're that kid's older sister, right? 634 00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:30,882 Oh, could you be a little more vague? 635 00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:33,008 Yeah, fuck, sorry. 636 00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:35,527 He was my year at Lincoln Grove. Sorry. 637 00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:37,967 If you're talking about Gus, then yes. 638 00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:41,647 Gus. Yeah, Gus. Yeah. Gus, that's right. 639 00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:44,485 Hey, hey, they let him out of Shawnee Correctional yet? 640 00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:47,530 No, he got time added for being an idiot. 641 00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:49,842 - Lip! - Hey, man. 642 00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:55,171 - Who the hell are you? - Lip. Lip Gallagher. 643 00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:59,245 - From Wallace Street. - Yeah, one and only. 644 00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:02,768 That's right. Hey, what are you...? What are you doing here? 645 00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:05,082 One of these rich frat boys need a date for the night, or...? 646 00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:08,407 No, you asshole. I go to school here. 647 00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:10,967 - Oh, shit, seriously? - Seriously. 648 00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:13,566 Yeah, you're not the only smart fuck from the yards. 649 00:36:13,720 --> 00:36:16,849 There are four of us here. I guess, five now, including you. 650 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:18,843 Shit, sorry. You know, I didn't know. 651 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:22,049 - Yeah, I will let it slide. - Okay. 652 00:36:22,240 --> 00:36:26,325 So, how's it going? How you doing in this place? 653 00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:28,209 Yeah, not bad. 654 00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:31,887 That's good. Yeah, I sucked ass my freshman year. 655 00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:33,320 Took me three semesters to catch up 656 00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:35,050 to what my classmates learned in high school. 657 00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:37,931 Unbelievable what a shitty education we got back home. 658 00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:41,323 Yeah, hey, you wanna walk over to the cafeteria with me? 659 00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:42,925 You know, I was gonna blaze up 660 00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:46,084 - with one of the dishwashers. - What? 661 00:36:46,240 --> 00:36:48,481 See, I was supposed to hook up with this other chick tonight 662 00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:50,330 but then I got dissed. 663 00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:52,721 So I was thinking, maybe, you know, me and you, 664 00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:54,882 we could smoke a fatty, maybe bang one out? 665 00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:59,529 - Are you for real? - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 666 00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:01,921 You see that? That's my roommate down there 667 00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:03,730 with his girlfriend, hitting the bong. 668 00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:06,486 You know, they're not gonna be back until, like, after midnight, 669 00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:07,801 so we're good. 670 00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:10,850 Wow, so you think that just because you were some hot shit back home 671 00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:13,008 with that hood rat attitude, it's gonna work here? 672 00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:15,566 Fuck. Excuse me for living. 673 00:37:15,720 --> 00:37:18,610 I didn't realize this place turned you into a fucking Disney princess. 674 00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:19,921 No, fuck you. 675 00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:23,323 You're the kind of guy I came to college to get away from. 676 00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:27,443 Fuck you. 677 00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:48,609 - Fuck me. Fuck me! - Okay. 678 00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:51,366 - Fuck me! - Thought that's what I was doing. 679 00:37:57,240 --> 00:38:01,723 - Yes! Lord have mercy! - Okay. 680 00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:22,930 - Hey. - Hey. 681 00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:26,129 - Here's the client folders. - Oh, yes. Yeah, good job again. 682 00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:29,722 - Well, thanks for giving me a shot. - Hey, of course. 683 00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:33,731 Oh, the windshield on the company car was cracked, 684 00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:35,769 but Mario's fixing it. 685 00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:39,129 Cracked? From what? 686 00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:42,443 I don't know, a tree branch maybe? Some kids? 687 00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:45,206 It was like that when I got out of the arena. 688 00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:49,490 Hm. But you didn't say anything about it when we talked on the phone? 689 00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:53,605 You were too busy giving me shit for not calling you back. 690 00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:55,444 What an asshole I am, huh? 691 00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:57,688 Wanting to make our relationship closer. 692 00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:00,923 Yeah, it's ridiculous. 693 00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:08,011 All right, you know what? I'll make it up to you. 694 00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:10,401 How about I give you a ride home? Just let me grab my stuff 695 00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:12,608 - and we'll go? - Great. 696 00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:19,763 - Hi. - Oh, hey. 697 00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:23,169 - My dad's O-positive. - What about your brother and sister? 698 00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:26,051 - Lip's AB. - Oh, that's too bad. 699 00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:28,601 - And your sister? - She wouldn't give any blood. 700 00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:30,564 Well, sometimes, people aren't willing to go through... 701 00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:33,081 That's why I need you to test this. 702 00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:37,088 Think you can tell me her blood type from this? 703 00:39:37,240 --> 00:39:40,289 - No. No, no, no. - Please. 704 00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:42,130 No boy should be raised without his father. 705 00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:45,090 Well, why didn't you touch it to the card and test it yourself? 706 00:39:46,240 --> 00:39:47,366 Oh. 707 00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:53,728 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 708 00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:02,727 - Hey. You made it. - Here I am. 709 00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:09,324 Come on in. Get comfortable. I'll... 710 00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:11,608 - Okay. - I'll get that for you. 711 00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:15,528 I'll check that I didn't burn the dinner. 712 00:40:15,720 --> 00:40:18,121 - Okay. - I'll get that. 713 00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:26,490 - Are your parents here? - No. They live in Gary. 714 00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:32,771 - This is your place? - Yeah. 715 00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:36,165 Oh. Hm. 716 00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:52,488 Twenty? 717 00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:56,364 - Dinner is served. - I'm only 13. 718 00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:58,528 (LAUGHS) What? 719 00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:03,003 I'm only 13. 720 00:41:05,720 --> 00:41:07,449 Is that, like, years old? 721 00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:13,044 (STAMMERING) Wow. 722 00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:17,528 Okay. Cool. 723 00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:23,681 - I hope you like chicken. - (GRUNTS) 724 00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:27,083 (NERVOUS LAUGH) Sure. Who doesn't like chicken? 725 00:41:27,240 --> 00:41:29,447 Bet chickens don't like chicken. 726 00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:36,244 Do you want to watch Storage Wars? 727 00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:38,164 - Yeah, okay. - Yeah. 728 00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:46,684 (STORAGE WARS THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 729 00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:01,131 Oh, gosh, Mama. Three babies? I'm gonna burst. 730 00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:03,408 Oh, baby, you'll be fine. Your hips gonna spread. 731 00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:05,688 - Here. - Thank you. 732 00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:09,050 You gonna have to have an abortion. 733 00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:12,363 What? Oh, hell, no! I'm not aborting my baby. 734 00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:14,329 - Our baby. - That I'm carrying. 735 00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:17,324 For us, so we have the ultimate say in what happens to it. 736 00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:19,289 Well, it's my body, and I'm not getting an abortion. 737 00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:22,762 Mama, I can't feed four babies. Does this look like an udder? 738 00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:25,400 Hire a wet nurse. You got money now with the bar. 739 00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:28,570 Yeah, no. Bar's not making as much money as we thought. 740 00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:29,721 What? 741 00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:33,566 Kate showed me the positive-negative columns in the books. 742 00:42:33,720 --> 00:42:35,643 Positive side doesn't have much written in it. 743 00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:39,885 - Kevin! - I'm sorry. It's not my fault. 744 00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:43,287 Then you are definitely having an abortion, Mother. 745 00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:44,680 There's got to be an all-night clinic. 746 00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:47,366 - Wait, wait, wait, what? - She wants me to abort my baby. 747 00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:48,681 Over my dead sperm. 748 00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:50,649 You just said we don't have any money. 749 00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:53,564 V, to ask your mom to have an abortion without consulting me? 750 00:42:53,720 --> 00:42:55,131 Are you crazy? That's not right! 751 00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:57,123 - I could punch her in the stomach. - V! 752 00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:59,089 Kevin, we can't afford four babies! 753 00:42:59,240 --> 00:43:00,287 Then you should've thought about that 754 00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:01,965 before you made me sleep with your husband! 755 00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:03,690 Mama, we'll go broke! 756 00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:07,401 I'm sorry, but the good Lord Jesus put this baby inside my womb 757 00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:09,329 as a blessing to offer his love and light. 758 00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:11,682 And now you want me to snuff it out just like that? 759 00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:13,046 - Yes! - No! 760 00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:15,128 You call me when you come to your senses, Veronica. 761 00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:21,684 (DOOR OPENS, SLAMS SHUT) 762 00:43:26,240 --> 00:43:28,607 I'm sorry. I'm conflicted. 763 00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:37,282 You better get a ski mask and a getaway car 764 00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:38,930 because that's the only way we gonna be able 765 00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:41,367 to afford four babies. 766 00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:52,485 - Yo. - Hey, what's up? 767 00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:54,847 - Hey, you just getting out? - Yeah, man. Long day. 768 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,570 Okay, yeah. You wanna blaze up? 769 00:43:56,720 --> 00:43:57,846 No, man, I'm sorry. 770 00:43:58,000 --> 00:43:59,445 - I got to get home to the esposa. - Okay. 771 00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:00,761 If I miss the bus, she's gonna kill me. 772 00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:03,321 - All right, man. - All right, see you. 773 00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:45,886 Hey, were you telling me the truth about the windshield earlier? 774 00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:48,361 You don't believe me? 775 00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:52,047 - Should I? - Of course. 776 00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:57,322 Yeah, well, the police called, 777 00:44:57,480 --> 00:44:59,687 like, right before you got back to the office. 778 00:44:59,880 --> 00:45:04,204 It was the logo on the car kind of totally gave you away. 779 00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:08,011 - You knew? - Yeah, there's even an iPhone video. 780 00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:10,845 Ted in Accounting showed me the YouTube. 781 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:15,050 - What the hell? You set me up! - I...? 782 00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:17,885 You're getting angry with me because you lied? 783 00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:20,122 No, I'm getting angry because you tricked me into lying. 784 00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:22,163 How did I trick you? You did it all on your own. 785 00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:23,885 Fine, I lied! Okay? 786 00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:26,168 I flipped the guy off and he smashed my window. 787 00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:28,163 - Are you happy? - Why would you lie about that? 788 00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:29,685 Because it's what I do. I'm a Gallagher. 789 00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:31,080 Well, knock it off, Gallagher. 790 00:45:31,240 --> 00:45:34,050 Can't believe you're making such a big deal out of this! 791 00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:37,647 I'm sorry, Fiona. I can't be in a relationship where there's lying. 792 00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:40,406 - Are you giving me an ultimatum? - Yes. 793 00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:42,927 Well, I can't be in a relationship with ultimatums. 794 00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:02,444 - So, what do we do then? - Promise me you aren't gonna lie. 795 00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:06,731 - What if I mess up? - Just admit it. 796 00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:08,245 How do you know I won't promise I'm not gonna lie, 797 00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:11,609 - but that's actually a lie? - Fiona... 798 00:46:12,720 --> 00:46:14,563 ...I know you think I'm blowing this out of proportion, 799 00:46:14,720 --> 00:46:16,324 but it's my thing. 800 00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:18,448 I like you. 801 00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:22,605 I really like you, but if you lie, I'm gonna go crazy. 802 00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:26,805 And we'll both be unhappy, and the relationship will suck, 803 00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:29,361 and I really don't want this relationship to suck. 804 00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:35,561 - I promise I'll try not to lie. - Thank you. 805 00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:37,927 - (CAR APPROACHES) - (CAR DOOR OPENS) 806 00:46:37,928 --> 00:46:39,570 Bye. 807 00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:41,523 (CAR DOOR CLOSES) 808 00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:48,364 Debs? 809 00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:56,122 Debs? Who was that? 810 00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:10,083 In case you're wondering, your blood type is O-positive, 811 00:47:10,240 --> 00:47:13,483 which happens to be the same as Frank's blood type. 812 00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:17,366 - How'd you find that out? - I've got my ways. 813 00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:21,244 Now you can donate part of your liver. 814 00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:25,769 - (SCOFFS) Are you high? - I am. He's not. 815 00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:33,405 Back up! Back up! No! Back up! 816 00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:36,166 There's no way I'm going under the knife for him. 817 00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:39,529 - He's dying! - Why is that my problem? 818 00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:40,966 Because he's your father. 819 00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:43,600 It's not like he was dealt a bad hand, okay? 820 00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:46,730 He drank through the liver that he had and he wrecked it. 821 00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:50,003 And now he wants to wreck mine. No. No way. 822 00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:51,969 I'm taking care of me for a change, not him. 823 00:47:57,840 --> 00:48:00,491 - I'm sorry, Carl. - It's okay, son. 824 00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:03,803 If Fiona won't do it, I'll get my other daughter to. 825 00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:05,883 Debbie's too young. 826 00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:11,331 - My oldest daughter, Samantha. - What? 827 00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:32,007 CLASS: Three times three is nine. 828 00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:35,323 Four times four is 16. 829 00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:39,166 Five times five is 25. 830 00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:41,402 Six times six is... 831 00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:08,448 (English US - SDH)