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This is what you missed
last week on Shameless:
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- Is your mom not pregnant?
- Every time she pees...
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...it's bad news, I get depressed
thinking about my husband...
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...banging my mom because we selfishly
wanna have a baby with some of our DNA.
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Attention, people!
Kevin is gonna be a daddy.
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What, is Mandy going
a little cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs?
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I think she ran over Karen.
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- I can't feel.
- Mandy did this?
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Because of me, you ruined Karen's life!
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When I was your age,
my pop took me on my first heist.
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My foster gays got a lot of stuff.
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- Can I help you?
- We believe...
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- ...this child robbed his foster parents.
- He didn't do the heist. I did. Cuff me.
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That whore Mickey's marrying is an actual
whore that works at Garden Springs Spa.
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You're not going through with this?
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Because I'm hitched
doesn't mean we can't bang.
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- I need a change.
- I hear reports about medical school.
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I may have to spend
some more time in, uh, Michigan.
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- Heh, what? Have you signed up for classes?
- I'm enrolled.
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And when was the last time
you see my daughter?
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- Uh, two days ago.
- I saw her three hours ago.
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In INS holding. It will be dealt with.
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You've known what you were getting into
with me.
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I got sucked in. I bent to your rules.
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- You made me feel I could depend on you.
- Be a man. Get onto the boat.
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Hey. It's me. I love you.
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Turn around.
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Oh, Jesus. You hitting the crapper again?
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Sorry, Frank.
Tuna casserole does it to me every time.
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The bowels want what the bowels want.
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I got a meeting with my free lawyer.
What did you told me to tell him again?
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- Frank? Ugh.
- What?
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Public defender. Need a defense, ugh.
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God gave you the race card
for a reason, Julius. Play it.
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You okay?
Because you didn't eat your breakfast.
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Not hungry.
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- Thirsty.
- You don't look good.
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Haven't had a drop of booze
since I got to this place.
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Can't even put my hands
on a goddamn, heh, Oxy.
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This place used to be better stocked
than Walgreens, what the hell happened?
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- Guards cracked down.
- It's inhumane.
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Like keeping insulin from a diabetic.
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And for what? A petty robbery.
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And you,
what did they get you for again?
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Beat my ex-wife to death
with a telephone.
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- Cordless or landline?
- Sidekick.
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Look, looks like you need
to see a doctor, man.
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Would be good as new if these storm
troopers would slip me a malt beverage.
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This is how riots start.
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Frank.
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Hey! Carl, stop it.
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- What are you doing?
- Trying to push my teeth together.
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It's not fair that you have braces and I don't.
I'm older than you.
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Ew, there's food in your braces.
You're supposed to floss.
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Flossing's for fags.
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Quit it out.
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What are you doing with a water gun
in the house?
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- Because I don't have a paintball gun.
- Actually, that, uh, kind of makes sense.
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Need a paintball gun...
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- ...when we move to Michigan.
- Uh, no.
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Hell Survivors Paintball Field
is five miles outside Ann Arbor.
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- We're not going to Michigan.
- We're not?
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- Fiona said we were.
- Yeah, ah, that's when Jimmy was here.
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You seen him around lately?
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Exactly.
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- Did Fiona and Jimmy break up?
- I don't know, ugh.
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Fiona barks at me every time I bring it up.
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But I picked a fight with Becky because
I thought I was never gonna see her again.
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- See who again?
- That a new look for work?
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If I was working the corner, yeah, but since
I'm doing data entry, I better put this on.
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- Big day today, Lip.
- Yeah, whatever.
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No, it's not a whatever.
The first Gallagher kid getting his diploma?
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- It's a big deal.
- Who'd you buy it from?
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He's getting it fair and square,
setting a good example. Pay attention.
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- You have to go to some ceremony?
- No, picking up my diploma at Guidance...
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...and getting out.
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No ceremony in the fall.
He'll walk with everyone in the spring.
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- No, he won't.
- Yes, he will...
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...and we'll all be there to yell
"Lip" and embarrass him.
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- Morning.
- Wow, Ian, looking sharp.
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Thanks.
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What, you got ROTC on the last day
before Christmas break?
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Yeah, they're having
some sort of winter ceremony.
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Later.
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Finish your breakfast, you guys.
No more talk of Michigan.
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Yo, G.I. Jane.
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- Slow down.
- I don't wanna be late.
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Hey. Glad to see you out of bed.
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Thought we were gonna
put you on, uh, suicide watch.
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- Take away your shoelaces and bed sheets.
- No need.
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Moved on.
How many times you gotta hear no?
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Well, uh, I guess the good thing
about falling for Mickey Milkovich...
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...is you know you can always
find someone better.
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- Ah, catch up with you after school.
- Right.
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- Hey, Fiona.
- Why aren't you getting ready for school?
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I am ready.
We only have a half day anyway.
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Gonna stop by Sheila's after.
Karen and Jody are moving today.
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Oh.
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So you think Jimmy's still gonna buy me
braces when he's done with med school?
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Jimmy can't always be the answer
to our problems, Debbie.
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Everything okay with you guys?
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- What?
- Lip said we're not moving to Michigan.
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- Lip should mind his own business.
- It is his business.
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- What?
- If we move to Michigan or not.
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It is his business. It's all of our business.
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School. Now.
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But you didn't answer me.
Are we moving to Michigan?
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I don't know. Okay? I don't know.
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And I promise that you're gonna be the first
person that I tell when I do know. Okay?
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Leave the adult problems to the adults.
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It's fine for me to be an adult when it comes to
saving this family from losing this house...
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...by falsely accusing a relative
of molesting me...
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...but when I wanna know where
we're gonna be living...
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...then I'm supposed to
keep my mouth shut.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, okay. Great. Thanks.
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It's Steve, leave some words.
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Seriously? I leave you a message...
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...saying I wanna work it out
and you don't call?
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Fine. I get it.
You obviously don't feel the same way.
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Fine. But at least
have the decency to tell me.
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Two years? I think I deserve that.
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Have a good life. Fucking asshole.
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You're not Morgan Fairchild.
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- Excuse me?
- Heaven. I always imagined absinthe...
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- ...and Morgan Fairchild.
- I'm Dr. Markman. And you're not dead.
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But you will be soon
if you don't stop drinking.
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Got anything for the pain?
Vicodin, Percocet, whatever's handy.
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You have liver damage, esophageal varices,
immune system dysfunction...
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...likely renal failure. Frankly, it would be
faster to tell you what you don't have.
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Maybe the online medical school
you graduated from...
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...didn't cover this before
they e-mailed your diploma.
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Let me try to make this simple:
the technical term is withdrawal.
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I like the word "parched."
So if there's not a keg handy...
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...a bottle of pharmaceutical
should have me shipshape in no time.
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- You need to stop drinking.
- Spare me the sermon.
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- Juan will take you to processing.
- Processing.
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You're being released.
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What?
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If we keep you here, we'd have to treat you.
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Stop drinking before it kills you.
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- Hit me, Kate.
- Thought I was the only one here into that.
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No time for flirting,
got some catching up to do. Line them up.
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- Morning.
- I want to enlist.
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Glad to hear it. You interested
in active duty or Army reserve?
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Active duty. Full-time.
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I'd be happy to help you find a specialty,
let you know when they class up.
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I don't wanna wait, I'm ready to leave now.
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Any reason you're seeking out the Army?
Trouble at home?
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- Running from jail or a pregnant girlfriend?
- Here's my transcript.
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I already passed the Vocational
Aptitude Battery and physical exams.
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- When's the next bus to basic training?
- Tomorrow morning.
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- What else do I need?
- Photo ID.
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I'll be here.
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- Hey, take some time to think on it.
- I'm ready now.
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Does he know we're having a party for him?
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- Nope. It's a surprise.
- Men don't give a shit about this stuff.
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Well, it's a big deal.
He's the first Gallagher getting a diploma.
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Hey, what about you?
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- GED doesn't really count.
- Diplomas are overrated.
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I didn't get a diploma and look at me.
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Hey, don't be giving me no shit, Kev.
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I do not sound like that.
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- Oh. Give me those. You better watch yourself.
- Heh.
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How would you like it if I did that to you?
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Aah! Don't bite my nipple, heh.
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So still haven't heard from
what's-his-name?
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Do you wanna give me a hand
with the banner?
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Oh, I guess that's my cue to get more coffee.
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Didn't have the balls
to dump me in person.
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Told you who he was from the beginning.
Car thief. Lied about his name for months.
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- Your point?
- Sorry.
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No, I'm sorry.
I don't mean to be a bitch about it.
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- He's a wuss. Forget about him.
- He's forgotten.
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I'm just pissed
I wasted two years of my life.
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- You guys aren't being fair.
- What?
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Did you or did you not tell Jimmy the last
time you saw him not to come home?
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So?
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- You're mad at him for doing what you said?
- She didn't mean it.
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- I did.
- Duh.
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Just for that night. Not forever.
I didn't think he'd take it for real.
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Why not?
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That's what women do in the moment.
We say shit we don't mean.
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- How the fuck is he supposed to know that?
- Just go get the car, Kev.
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We're gonna be late for the baby doctor.
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How do I know? You could be just saying
"go get the car" in the heat of the moment.
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Busy time of year, end of semester.
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I have to let a litany of underachievers know
they'd best be advised to cut their losses...
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...and learn a trade. Something that utilizes
their backs instead of their brains.
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It's moments like this that...
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...make the job worth it.
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Crap pay, miserable working conditions,
but the chance to change...
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...one special kid's life.
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Congratulations.
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Uh...
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Guess this is where I'm supposed to, uh,
thank you for never giving up on me, heh.
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See you, Dick.
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Teachers are taking bets
what's next for you.
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10-to-1. Prison: 4-to-1.
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- Hey, Kate, can I get a shot?
- And enable your truancy?
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- This place is pathetic enough.
- Not skipping school.
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Surprisingly, they let me graduate.
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- Good for you. This one's on the house.
- Thanks.
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I know what you're thinking.
You can tap that.
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And you'd be right. But chew on this:
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Sure, she's got some
tricks up her sleeve...
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...but there's more tread on those tires
than it's worth. Trust me, been there.
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Planted my flag and I got
the piss pins-and-needles to prove it.
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- Thought you were in jail, Frank.
- Got out on a technicality.
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Yeah, why did you take the rap for Carl?
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Because that's what family does.
Have I taught you nothing?
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- Congratulations.
- Thank you.
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Congra-- What for?
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Your kid got his diploma.
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My boy. Why didn't you, heh, say something?
We need to celebrate.
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Attention, denizens of this dump.
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- Frank, you okay?
- Better than ever.
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Because my progeny
has joined the ranks of the graduated.
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Which makes official
something that we've long known.
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That the Gallaghers are head and shoulders
above all of you shitbirds, heh.
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Seriously, Frank.
You look like crap. Even for you.
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You're one to talk, Tommy.
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You're one bucket of KFC Extra Crispy away
from giving Precious a run for her money, heh.
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You know I got a fucking thyroid condition.
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- Oh, heh.
- And I could still kick your ass.
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Why don't you put your money
where your halitosis-ridden mouth is.
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I'm not mopping up the blood
and teeth again. Figure out a way...
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00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:36,438
- ...to settle your pissing contest.
- Fine. Pissing contest.
228
00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:38,478
- Fine.
- Let's go.
229
00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:40,597
Hey, I didn't mean it literally.
230
00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:43,635
- Push-ups.
- Pfft, you won't make double digits.
231
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,838
What does it matter?
You can't count that high anyway.
232
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,435
- Aw, I want in on this.
- Me too.
233
00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:54,476
- Let's do it. Push these tables aside.
- Hold on, no girlie on-your-knees push-ups.
234
00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:56,831
Only one of us spends time
on their knees.
235
00:14:57,080 --> 00:14:59,390
Okay, 10 bucks in. My kid'll hold.
236
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:01,432
- Twenty.
- Thank you.
237
00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:04,838
All right, place your bets.
Thank you. Thank you, thank you.
238
00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:09,080
All right, no food stamps,
but lottery scratchers are accepted.
239
00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:11,038
Okay. All right, we're ready.
240
00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:14,677
Get set. And go!
241
00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:18,078
One, two, three...
242
00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:20,832
...four, five...
243
00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:23,993
...six, seven, eight...
244
00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:26,431
...nine-- Tommy's out.
245
00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:29,873
Eleven, 12.
246
00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:33,033
Know what kind of upper body strength
it takes to handle a rig?
247
00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:35,112
I could do this all day.
248
00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:38,392
Not just a test of strength, but stamina.
249
00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:42,150
The kind one gets from years
of running from people...
250
00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:45,637
...not sitting on your ass
in a truck for 18 hours a day.
251
00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:49,032
- Unh!
- Twenty-seven, 28...
252
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:53,234
- ...29, 30, 31, 32.
- Whoa, uh-oh. Uh-oh.
253
00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:55,710
We have a winner!
254
00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:58,230
Shit.
255
00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:07,555
All right, there you go,
drink responsibly, heh.
256
00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:12,714
- Hey, Kate, can I get another shot?
- Hey.
257
00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:16,669
- Wanna go celebrate? A steak.
- Ugh.
258
00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:19,952
Aw, come on.
You got something better to do, heh?
259
00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:26,955
Make it Scotch and a lobster,
you got yourself a deal.
260
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:28,839
Alrighty.
261
00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:17,116
It's Steve, leave some words.
262
00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:22,759
So you just never pick up anymore, huh?
263
00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:29,274
Hi. It's Fiona.
264
00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:32,996
Fiona Gallagher. Remember me?
We used to date.
265
00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:35,472
Maybe we still do.
266
00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:39,876
I left you a message this morning.
You should probably just delete that.
267
00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:44,154
Know that thing I said
about not coming home?
268
00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:46,633
Heh, I didn't mean it.
269
00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:52,036
I mean, I did mean it. Just for that night,
though. Not forever, silly.
270
00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:55,195
Sorry if I wasn't clear about that.
271
00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:58,359
Give me a call.
272
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:02,715
I'll talk to you later. Bye.
273
00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:13,399
So I've got little baggies of dried nuts
and blueberries, which are good brain food.
274
00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:16,274
Mom, I'm pretty sure
they have that stuff in Sedona.
275
00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:21,919
Yes, but it's 1642 miles
if you take scenic I-40.
276
00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:24,834
Bye, Hymie. It's been nice knowing you.
277
00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:27,316
Oh, and you have to look up Shiva Ray.
278
00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:32,276
Remember? I told you about him.
He's the medicine man that lives in Sedona.
279
00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:36,759
I read about him online.
He cured this woman's ovarian cancer...
280
00:18:36,920 --> 00:18:39,116
...by giving her wheat grass douches.
281
00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:41,755
- Great. I'll look her up.
- Him.
282
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:43,274
He's a him.
283
00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:45,551
- Shiva Ray. Him.
- I'll look him up.
284
00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:47,194
Okay.
285
00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:53,794
- All right, this is it.
- Oh, my goodness, heh.
286
00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:58,000
I know I agreed to this, but it doesn't mean
it's not hard to say goodbye.
287
00:18:58,240 --> 00:18:59,993
My baby.
288
00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:02,756
Both my babies.
289
00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:05,312
All three of my babies.
290
00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:08,239
Bye, baby.
291
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:10,357
- Aah.
- Shh.
292
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:14,518
It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
293
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:21,119
Karen. My sweet Karen.
294
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,390
I knew this day would come.
295
00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:29,038
When I'd be saying
a proper goodbye to you, heh.
296
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,919
It didn't really look like this, though.
You didn't--
297
00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:36,198
You didn't have a wheelchair and...
298
00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:38,799
...a big...
299
00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:42,279
...scar on your head.
300
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:54,313
I know I have to let you go.
301
00:19:57,680 --> 00:19:59,353
Goodbye.
302
00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:03,798
Just stop it. No more goodbyes just...
303
00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:05,790
...see you soon, heh.
304
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:08,031
- See you soon.
- See you soon.
305
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:09,998
- See you soon.
- See you soon, baby.
306
00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:16,634
- We'll call you when we get settled in.
- Okay. Go heal my baby.
307
00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:19,638
I will.
308
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:31,076
Bye, honey.
309
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:35,553
Bye.
310
00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:37,953
Bye.
311
00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:40,473
Love you.
312
00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:48,152
You want me to make you
some macaroni and cheese?
313
00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:52,275
Ah, I have to finish getting the house ready
for Lip's party.
314
00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:54,875
Let me grab my coat. I can come help.
315
00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:56,474
Sure.
316
00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:03,680
Don't worry, I'll make sure
you have everything you need.
317
00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:05,433
Dr. Lishman?
318
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:10,629
Fiona. Hi.
Uh, I'll catch up with you guys later.
319
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:11,836
Surprised to see you.
320
00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:13,915
Are you feeling okay?
321
00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:16,635
- Yeah, I wanted to talk to you.
- Oh.
322
00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:24,439
How's Ian?
323
00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:26,720
Fine.
324
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:30,833
I was wondering
if you'd seen Jimmy lately?
325
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:34,113
How long?
326
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:36,953
Almost a week.
327
00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:39,271
So you two are having problems?
328
00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:42,757
Things have been
a little rough lately, yeah.
329
00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:45,594
Any sign of conflict
or things not going his way...
330
00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:48,878
...and he just disappears.
331
00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:50,394
Gone.
332
00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:52,837
- Chipotle?
- What?
333
00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:55,999
I always have my hot dog
with chipotle sauce. You want some?
334
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:59,198
- Yeah, sure, thanks.
- Rosa, uh, two specials. Chipotle.
335
00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:00,680
Okay.
336
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:02,712
It's what he does.
337
00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:06,038
I've gotten used to it.
At least as used to it as a father can...
338
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:09,910
...when his son doesn't call
or e-mail for months at a time.
339
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:13,151
- Here you go.
- Thank you.
340
00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:15,551
Maybe this time's different?
341
00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:21,276
Absolutely. Yeah, you never know, right?
342
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:26,557
I should get back to work.
343
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:30,394
You'll be fine.
344
00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:34,118
Thanks for the hot dog.
345
00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:43,957
All right, there we go.
There's the little peach pit.
346
00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:46,840
Holy crap, there he is.
347
00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:50,114
- He looks just like you, baby, heh.
- Kind of does, doesn't he?
348
00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:52,237
Can you tell if it's a boy or a girl?
349
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:55,120
Twelve weeks is too early to tell.
Give it another month.
350
00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:58,000
That's impossible.
We only started trying 12 weeks ago.
351
00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:01,949
Then it must've happened on the
first go around. Let me print this up...
352
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:04,629
- ...and I'll let you get dressed.
- Oh, yeah.
353
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:06,871
That's weird, heh.
354
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:11,080
My body usually tells me
when I'm pregnant.
355
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:14,239
Yeah, it's never been wrong before.
356
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:17,678
Wonder what happened this time.
357
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:25,836
- What are you doing?
- ROTC retreat.
358
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:28,794
- Since when?
- Last-minute.
359
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:30,792
Hey, where's my knife?
360
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:34,199
- I don't know.
- Carl, my SOG SEAL Team.
361
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:37,236
It's the best fixed blade I got.
362
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:40,074
My samurai sword broke.
363
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:42,675
Need a backup till it's fixed.
364
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:46,112
Yeah.
365
00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:50,479
What if the zombie apocalypse goes down?
Who's gonna protect Debbie and Liam?
366
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:54,951
- Fine, keep it.
- Really?
367
00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:57,550
Promise you're not gonna
use it on anything human.
368
00:23:57,720 --> 00:23:59,518
- Cats aren't human.
- Anything living.
369
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:01,800
Promise.
370
00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:06,149
Promise. Can you teach me
the different handgrips?
371
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:09,472
- Sure.
- Thanks.
372
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:15,632
- Hold on, now.
- Twelve weeks pregnant?
373
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:19,072
- Veronica, I promise, I swear I had no idea.
- Ladies, please.
374
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:22,671
V, that's not right.
Although I should probably record this...
375
00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:25,435
...in case we wanna upload it to our site.
Make money.
376
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:27,671
- Just watch her belly.
- Twelve weeks, Kev?
377
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:30,071
- Just trying to keep the peace.
- I didn't know.
378
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:32,312
You know. You're a walking pee stick.
379
00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:34,910
- In the past. This time--
- There's no this time.
380
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:37,993
You kept quiet because you wanted
to keep fucking my husband.
381
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:39,793
What the fuck are you looking at, huh?
382
00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:43,954
My husband fucked my mother to get
pregnant. Can't all have our baby normal.
383
00:24:44,120 --> 00:24:47,511
Hey, what can I say, once you go white,
you always stay tight.
384
00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:50,400
Hey, I think I just insulted myself.
385
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:52,633
Mom, admit it.
386
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,999
Okay. Okay, I thought
I might be pregnant.
387
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:58,356
- Oh, my God.
- But, honey, look, I didn't know.
388
00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:01,035
I didn't take a test. I didn't wanna know.
389
00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:04,392
- What? Why?
- Because I liked what we had.
390
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:06,159
- Thank you.
- Excuse me?
391
00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:09,637
Not what we, me and Kev had.
What we all had.
392
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:11,991
- What are you talking about?
- I was so lonely.
393
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:14,880
When you called me to help out,
it made me feel wanted.
394
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:18,272
Wanted in a loving way. In a family way.
395
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:21,000
Needed. Important.
396
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:24,472
Hey, I'm the baby fetus.
397
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:27,510
Please don't fight anymore.
398
00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:32,118
I know Kev is a big hot stud and you
couldn't resist his giant cock penis...
399
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:35,395
...but I'm all that matters now, right?
400
00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:46,672
What does it take
to get a refill around here?
401
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:49,275
- Jacket and tie would probably help.
- Ugh.
402
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:54,439
This is nice.
We don't spend enough time together.
403
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:58,071
- No, we don't spend any time together.
- Exactly my point.
404
00:25:58,280 --> 00:26:01,751
You know, son,
you can always come to me.
405
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:06,237
- Thanks, Dad.
- I worry about you.
406
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:09,431
- That right?
- Parent's plight. Never goes away.
407
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:12,513
No matter how old your kid gets.
408
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:14,319
Look at you.
409
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:16,711
Eighteen now.
410
00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:19,116
A high school graduate, heh.
411
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:27,596
- Where the fuck is that waiter?
- Don't go getting misty-eyed on me now.
412
00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:31,591
Need any words of fatherly advice?
413
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:37,080
- I think I got it covered.
- Come on, come on. What's on your mind?
414
00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:43,192
Okay, why not?
Day couldn't get any weirder. Um...
415
00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:46,557
I'm done with school.
416
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:50,630
I have no idea what I'm gonna do today...
417
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:52,280
...or tomorrow...
418
00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:55,317
...or for the rest of my life, heh.
419
00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:57,830
So no plans?
420
00:26:58,040 --> 00:26:59,440
No.
421
00:27:00,360 --> 00:27:01,635
Good for you.
422
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:05,675
You're just like me, we march to the beat
of a different drummer.
423
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:07,911
Everyone will try to cage you in.
424
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:11,915
Tell you to worry about your future.
Know what your future should be?
425
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:15,232
This. Living life to the fullest.
426
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:18,200
Every day, like it's your last.
427
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:21,871
This place is single-handedly
lowering my tolerance.
428
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:23,838
Let's hit the liquor store.
429
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:28,677
Hey, whoa, whoa. You really think they deserve
your hard-earned money for that service?
430
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:30,718
- Dine and dash?
- Bite and bolt.
431
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:33,270
- Eat it and beat it?
- I'll take the front door.
432
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:39,759
Excuse me, amigo, baño?
433
00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:49,879
Excuse me, I gotta take this call.
Can we see a dessert menu, please?
434
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:07,113
- Fiona. Missed you at lunch.
- What are these people doing?
435
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:08,316
Job applicants.
436
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:12,038
Thanks so much.
Uh, we'll talk to you later this week.
437
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:15,876
- Hi. Sorry. Can I talk to you a second?
- Yeah. Sure, ahem.
438
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:17,315
There's a job opening up?
439
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:20,393
Yeah, Rick from Sales
is moving to our Columbus office.
440
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:23,598
- I want it.
- Heh, no, I need somebody with experience.
441
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:29,952
- This is about our night in the tent.
- I can assure you it is not.
442
00:28:30,120 --> 00:28:34,478
But I've been here for months.
My temp position's ending. And I'm ready.
443
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:38,873
Uncle Matt's not gonna let me hire someone
who doesn't have a proven track record.
444
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:41,680
Which all those people
out there do. Okay?
445
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:46,596
Listen, if you had one sale on the books,
this would be a different conversation.
446
00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:48,911
I've pushed cocktails. That's sales.
447
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:52,033
Weren't you moving to Michigan
to work in Ann Arbor?
448
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:54,669
I convinced all those customers
you lost to re-up.
449
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:57,156
You got them on the hook
but the sales department closed the deals.
450
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:08,440
Hey. You've been a great asset
to this company. I'm really sorry.
451
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:19,191
I remember the first time
I brought you here.
452
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:21,995
Fuck you, you never took me skating.
453
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:25,517
I always took you skating,
to the park, to the zoo.
454
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:27,592
You tried to make off with a tortoise.
455
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:28,830
Heh, that was you.
456
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:35,270
- Huh? Good market in endangered species.
- That's because it's illegal, Frank.
457
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:37,477
Bleeding-heart eco-fascists.
458
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:40,872
It's called survival of the fittest
for a reason.
459
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:43,430
You don't wanna be endangered?
Speed the fuck up.
460
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:46,274
- Heh.
- Grow some opposable thumbs.
461
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:51,640
Otherwise you end up on eBay
for 10 grand, as Darwin intended.
462
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:55,154
Oh.
463
00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:58,552
- Unh.
- There you go. More for rhino.
464
00:29:58,720 --> 00:29:59,870
- What?
- Horn.
465
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:02,111
Pay a king's ransom in Asia.
466
00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:05,711
Grind it into powder.
Morons say it cures cancer.
467
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:09,715
Also, tiger dick. They take a couple of bites,
they think it turns them into fuck machines.
468
00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:16,799
I'm not making this shit up.
Oh, shit. This is slippery. Whoo.
469
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:20,200
Shit.
470
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:23,114
There we go. There we go.
471
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:27,274
- We should do this more often.
- Afternoon drinking buddies?
472
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:30,000
We could hit the zoo tomorrow, steal it.
473
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:33,639
- What?
- The rhino horn.
474
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:35,154
Do it together.
475
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:37,755
You're fucking wasted, heh.
476
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:40,116
- Alcohol provides clarity.
- Uh-huh
477
00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:44,399
We hide in the bird sanctuary till closing,
we drug the rhino.
478
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:47,638
Once it's down,
quick back and forth with a saw...
479
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:50,520
...and we're a few clicks away
from a bidding war.
480
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:52,990
- What do you say?
- Argh.
481
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:57,399
No, no, no,
you're not some coed on spring break.
482
00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:59,273
Gallaghers do not puke.
483
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:01,193
- Oh, stop.
- Fuck.
484
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:03,392
- Oh, God.
- Ugh.
485
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:08,391
Domino effect.
486
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:17,760
Hey!
487
00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:21,355
You two are out of here right now.
488
00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:23,438
- He okay?
- Frank?
489
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:26,952
- Frank?
- Barry, I need an ambulance.
490
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:34,549
Can I help you?
491
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:38,634
Dude, don't you know it's not cool
to rush a woman alone on the street?
492
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:41,478
He wanted you to have this.
493
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:47,238
- Who? What the hell is that?
- The man who lived here with you.
494
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:49,039
Jimmy?
495
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:57,354
Wait. Hey, wait! Was he here?
496
00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:00,399
Where is he?
Hey, did he say anything else?
497
00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:03,069
Yes, he said you were too good for him.
498
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:08,313
He has moved on.
499
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:09,834
And now so must you.
500
00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:15,033
Hey.
501
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:18,195
Come on! Hey!
502
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:26,191
Lip, what's going on?
503
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:38,918
Hi, I'm Fiona Gallagher.
My father, Frank Gallagher, was admitted.
504
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:41,072
- Let me check.
- What's wrong with him?
505
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:44,233
- Ah, this time? I wouldn't worry, it's Frank.
- I bet he has cancer.
506
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:47,797
- Only if there's money in it.
- First left, fourth door on the right.
507
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,434
Thanks.
508
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:53,633
- Stay here, okay?
- What? No.
509
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:55,951
Yes. I'll tell you
as soon as I know anything.
510
00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:59,153
- I'm sick of you treating me like a little baby.
- Yeah, me too.
511
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:02,518
Okay, go wait in the lobby. Now.
512
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:13,912
Hey, uh, were you just in there
with my father, Francis Gallagher?
513
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:17,710
- I was.
- Uh, can you tell me what's going on?
514
00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:23,114
Just broke the news to him. Took it in stride.
I don't think he's truly accepting it yet.
515
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:25,239
What? What news?
516
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:27,113
Took what in stride?
517
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:38,798
- Hey there.
- Hey, I'm glad you're here.
518
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:41,270
Try to get me some more
of these pudding cups.
519
00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:43,193
Don't mention food.
520
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:46,319
Oh, Jesus, Lip, really?
It smells like a distillery in there.
521
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:48,437
Celebrating my graduation.
522
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:51,320
Getting drunk in the middle of the day
with him? Are you an idiot?
523
00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:54,751
Can we save the mommy lecture
for tomorrow please...
524
00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:57,480
...when my head isn't pounding so much?
525
00:33:57,680 --> 00:34:01,230
Get up, get home, get sober.
We're planning a surprise party for you.
526
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:04,393
- I already knew.
- Debbie and Carl are waiting in the lobby.
527
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:05,954
Take them with you.
528
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:08,635
- This isn't gonna be fun.
- Grab your surprise cake...
529
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:12,032
- ...out of the freezer. Start defrosting it.
- Oh, ugh, okay.
530
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:16,035
Heh, three raw eggs, Worcestershire
and sliver of ginger.
531
00:34:16,240 --> 00:34:17,799
Works every time.
532
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:21,920
Jesus, no HBO. No Showtime.
Just basic cable.
533
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:25,079
And what the hell is a Tosh 2.0?
534
00:34:25,240 --> 00:34:27,596
- The doctor talk to you, Frank?
- Yeah.
535
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:30,315
Blah, blah, blah, stop drinking,
blah, blah, blah.
536
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:32,437
He told me you were really sick.
537
00:34:33,720 --> 00:34:36,280
Do I look really sick to you?
538
00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:38,033
Said you were throwing up blood.
539
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:41,716
I've got too much of it in me.
It's a filtration process.
540
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:45,999
- My body knows how to flush itself out.
- Stop joking. This is serious.
541
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:52,953
It's doctor mumbo jumbo to scare you
into taking more tests. Fucking parasites.
542
00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:56,431
- What are you doing?
- I gotta use the can.
543
00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:58,239
Let's get the nurse.
544
00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:02,633
I don't like the one that's on duty. She's fat.
Roll that thing behind me, will you?
545
00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:03,910
Oh, God.
546
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:08,956
He said if you don't stop drinking,
you're gonna die.
547
00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:15,356
As in dead. You know, like, no longer living.
And soon.
548
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:17,557
When did you start to care?
549
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:21,238
Not sure that I do.
550
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:25,673
I've dreamt about your death.
551
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:29,112
Put money in a collection box
and prayed for it.
552
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:32,159
Blew out my birthday candles,
wished for it.
553
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:36,869
If it actually ever happened...
554
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:41,997
...I don't know if I'd feel relief or guilt.
555
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:45,398
Your birthday candles?
556
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:51,040
I wrote a letter to Santa once.
557
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:56,830
So I'm supposed to stop drinking
so you don't feel guilty?
558
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:02,397
No, you're supposed to stop drinking...
559
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:06,793
...because you have children at home
who love you. And I don't know why.
560
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:09,395
Who would be destroyed
if anything happened to you.
561
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:12,479
Tragedy makes kids tough, Fiona.
562
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:17,831
Then be the fabulous narcissist
that you are and do it for yourself.
563
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:23,671
What if I don't wanna change?
564
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:30,591
Then I would know
what I've always feared is true.
565
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:32,717
And what is that?
566
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:36,553
That you don't give a shit
about any of us.
567
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:42,838
So do it for you.
568
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,276
Do it for your kids.
569
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:47,992
It doesn't matter.
570
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:52,273
Do it.
571
00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:16,791
Hey. Where were you today?
I didn't see you at school.
572
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,150
Something came up.
573
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:20,596
They gave us homework
over the Christmas break.
574
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:25,352
I told Mrs. Stoltz Jesus didn't want us
celebrating his birthday by fucking reading.
575
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:27,193
You want the assignments?
576
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:30,239
- Nah, I just came by to see you.
- Who's at the goddamn door?
577
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:32,869
It's for me, shithead.
578
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:36,078
Got some nitrous. I'll go get it.
579
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:43,510
Hey.
580
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:47,592
Up to four sets of 20.
581
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,435
Get in here,
I wanna show you something.
582
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:55,715
Come on, check it out.
583
00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:03,874
Wife made me take all my Nazi shit down.
She hates Nazis.
584
00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:09,032
Apparently, the Russians kicked
some serious Kraut ass in WWII, so...
585
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:12,159
She can drink me
under the fucking table, man. It's weird.
586
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:21,072
Anyways, she's working tomorrow night.
587
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:23,558
Why don't we pick up where we left off?
588
00:38:23,720 --> 00:38:27,600
Figure she's gonna be out fucking dudes,
why can't I?
589
00:38:28,720 --> 00:38:29,790
No, thanks.
590
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:31,235
Hmm.
591
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:34,552
- Hard to get's getting me hard, Gallagher.
- Well, I'm leaving town.
592
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:38,711
- There a queer rights rally somewhere?
- Army.
593
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:40,997
Aah, right.
594
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:44,200
You gotta be 18.
595
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:46,272
Yeah, I figured a way around that.
596
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:51,354
You serious? You're signing up?
597
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:53,675
Tomorrow morning.
598
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:58,915
- That's a dumbass fucking move. How long?
- Four years, minimum.
599
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:04,636
What are you hoping,
I tell you not to go?
600
00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:09,274
I'm gonna chase after you
like some bitch?
601
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:13,275
I didn't come here for you.
602
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:17,750
Don't.
603
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:23,989
Don't what?
604
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:25,640
Just...
605
00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:40,874
Okay, I got the nitrous.
Meet you outside?
606
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:44,479
Yeah.
607
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:52,233
- The fuck do you want?
- Really?
608
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:54,995
That's all you're gonna say to him?
609
00:39:58,720 --> 00:40:01,280
You're a fucking pussy.
610
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:08,958
Fuck.
611
00:40:12,720 --> 00:40:14,279
- What's going on?
- Oh, hey.
612
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:17,319
I fed Liam and put him down
a half an hour ago.
613
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:18,596
- Thanks.
- How's Daddy?
614
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:21,150
- Is he okay?
- Ah, that's up to him.
615
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:23,710
- What does that mean?
- We should be helping him.
616
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:25,917
- He's needs to help himself.
- What?
617
00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:29,116
What's up with taking down
the decorations?
618
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:32,358
- Lip told us to.
- No one feels much like a party.
619
00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:36,400
Hey. Sometimes life throws
a couple swings at you.
620
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:41,396
But we're Gallaghers, okay,
and there's two things we're really good at:
621
00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:45,270
Knowing how to get back up
and knowing how to party.
622
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:48,160
So you get the tape,
start hanging up that banner...
623
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:50,198
...and you go get Kev and V.
624
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:53,319
Sheila, start taking the food back out.
I'll get Lip.
625
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:55,039
Whoo.
626
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:01,715
Hungry?
627
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:03,316
Don't.
628
00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:05,074
- Chicken pot pie?
- Ah, serious.
629
00:41:05,240 --> 00:41:06,754
- Sloppy joes?
- Fuck, Fiona.
630
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:10,152
Serves you right.
Hell of a way to start life after graduation.
631
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:14,039
- Where is it?
- What?
632
00:41:14,240 --> 00:41:16,755
The piece of paper.
633
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:19,392
Hmm, unh.
634
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:32,869
I wasn't actually sure
you'd ever get this.
635
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:35,555
That makes two of us.
636
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:37,913
I'm proud of you.
637
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:47,910
Came into some money.
638
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:50,592
Well, bury the lead why don't you.
639
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:54,913
I put a bunch away for rent and gas, but
there's something I wanna do with the rest.
640
00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:58,756
Don't tell me you want to promote
another club night, I'm nauseous enough.
641
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:02,436
Something else,
could get a full-time job out of it.
642
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:06,431
If I say okay
will you close the fucking door?
643
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:09,593
- You're wanted downstairs.
- I got the spins, Fi.
644
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:12,036
Get it together
and put a smile on your face.
645
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:15,671
Debbie and Carl need motivation.
Come on, everyone's waiting.
646
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:19,837
Fuck. Okay.
647
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:21,798
- Walk forward.
- Shh.
648
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:23,235
Okay.
649
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:25,198
And?
650
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:27,556
Surprise!
651
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:32,996
What's Sheila doing here?
652
00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:59,389
You can educate our baby.
653
00:43:05,720 --> 00:43:08,360
Did not go over that well.
654
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:12,716
I'm gonna go with the ambrosia.
655
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:34,758
- The shrimp crab cakes are delicious, Sheila.
- Oh.
656
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:38,510
I was thinking about some fun things
we could do tomorrow together.
657
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:42,799
Oh, uh, actually, Veronica was gonna take me
to the skating rink.
658
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:44,880
Oh.
659
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:47,032
I enjoy hanging out with you, Sheila...
660
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:49,476
...but now that there's an empty nest...
661
00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:52,200
...maybe it's a good time
to start making new friends.
662
00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:55,478
Closer to your own age
who share your interests.
663
00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:56,710
Maybe.
664
00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:05,799
Okay.
665
00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:07,952
- Debs, put on some music.
- Hey.
666
00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:09,833
- Congratulations.
- Get it going.
667
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:11,880
Hey, Fi, good news.
668
00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:15,232
V and I came up with a compromise
on a name. Amy if it's a girl...
669
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:16,629
...DeShawndre if it's a boy.
670
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:22,040
Please tell me
this is an early baby shower gift.
671
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:26,035
I need you to order a couple thousand cups
for the Alibi in the morning.
672
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:29,876
Cups? It's a bar, not a frat party.
We drink out of glasses and mugs.
673
00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:33,158
- Where'd you get this from?
- Tell them I convinced you to do it.
674
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:35,232
Okay.
675
00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:40,195
Oh. What's going on?
676
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:45,794
- Heh, nice. Sweet.
- Best cure for a hangover.
677
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:47,960
Hmm.
678
00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:51,033
Thanks.
679
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:55,433
Where the fuck's he going?
680
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:10,195
- Worried?
- What's gonna happen to Daddy?
681
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:14,671
He always finds a way.
682
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:32,395
We're not moving to Michigan.
683
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:35,595
I wanted you to be the first to know.
684
00:45:36,720 --> 00:45:38,120
Jimmy's gone for good?
685
00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:42,474
Mm-hm.
686
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:46,877
But there's a chance
I might get a new job.
687
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:50,033
- At the cup company?
- Maybe.
688
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:51,714
That's great.
689
00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:56,871
Don't tell anybody about it
unless it happens, okay?
690
00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:00,119
Comes with benefits.
691
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:02,595
Dental?
692
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:05,438
For me too?
693
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:10,277
- Well, don't blow it. Get the job.
- Heh, I'll try.
694
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:45,710
What's going on?
695
00:46:47,240 --> 00:46:50,358
- I'm shaving your head.
- What?
696
00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:54,636
To let the sunrays in.
So they can heal you.
697
00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:58,400
Like they did with my cancer.
698
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:01,954
Sunrays. Right.
699
00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:05,072
Won't take long.
700
00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:10,072
Carry on.
701
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:34,031
Hey, little man.
702
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:37,595
I'll send postcards, all right?
703
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:00,758
Coming.
704
00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:06,277
- Hello.
- Hi.
705
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:10,673
- Hi.
- Debbie, Sonya, Terri. Come in. Come in.
706
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:22,316
- Gallagher?
- Yeah.
707
00:49:22,520 --> 00:49:24,591
Ah, thanks.
708
00:49:47,240 --> 00:49:52,190
And this little gem, or should I say,
giant gem, is the black bullet stimulator.
709
00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:55,751
And its cousin,
the silver bullet stimulator.
710
00:49:55,960 --> 00:50:00,989
Now, I recommend getting several of these
for your home, car and travel needs.
711
00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:04,119
I have one last item to show you.
712
00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:08,959
This is the vanilla-scented
Snug Shrink cream.
713
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:16,439
Now, who needs help
filling out the order forms? Let's just see...
714
00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:18,910
Aah. Oh, heh.
715
00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:24,712
Um, here you go. Great.
Um, feel free to change the name and, heh...
716
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:28,034
Um, here you go. And pen.
717
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:36,750
This is the one I was telling you about.
This is Fiona. Made the Alibi sale.
718
00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:39,515
- Good one. A sale on the books.
- Yeah.
719
00:50:39,720 --> 00:50:42,110
Overnight, no less.
720
00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:46,275
Let's give her a two-week trial, Mike.
See if it works out.
721
00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:49,279
- Heh, thank you, sir.
- Okay, heh.
722
00:50:58,360 --> 00:51:00,192
- Aah.
- Yay.
723
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:04,195
Here we go. Pens, paper, all the
office supplies you need are in the top drawer.
724
00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:06,716
Your direct phone number
is listed on the sheet.
725
00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:09,998
- You should record an outgoing message.
- Let's go. Let's go.
726
00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:14,160
- Phillip?
- It's Lip.
727
00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:17,392
It's just Gallagher now. Get on. Next.
728
00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:21,350
- So we can order your business cards.
- Woo-hoo.
729
00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:23,398
- Heh, thank you.
- Heh.
730
00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:27,071
Mike wants to have a meeting with you
and the other sales reps.
731
00:51:27,240 --> 00:51:29,880
Okay. Cool. Thanks, Connie, heh.
732
00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:32,509
Congratulations, Fiona.
You remind me of me.
733
00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:36,913
Twenty-two years ago, I started here.
At that very desk, heh.
734
00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:41,837
Hi there, this is Brian with Worldwide Cup.
735
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:43,912
Hi there.
736
00:51:44,120 --> 00:51:47,511
Hi there, this is Fiona with
Worldwide Cup. How are you?
737
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:51,310
I'm well. We've noticed that you
haven't renewed your order in a while.
738
00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:09,271
Still awaiting the final vote.
739
00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:14,151
Fifteen of these nominees
have been pending since last year.
740
00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:18,553
Eighteen of them have received strong
bi-partisan support...
741
00:52:18,720 --> 00:52:20,916
...from the Senate Judiciary Committee.
742
00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:27,111
These are non-controversial nominees
that are due the up-or-down vote...
743
00:52:29,240 --> 00:52:31,835
Oh, fuck, ugh.
744
00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:37,912
Fuck.
745
00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:56,274
Hey.
746
00:52:58,720 --> 00:53:00,313
Hi, um...
747
00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:09,158
I got into MIT.
748
00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:24,592
It's a full ride.
749
00:53:27,160 --> 00:53:29,959
Anyway, uh, it wouldn't have happened
without you.
750
00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:32,674
So...
751
00:53:34,320 --> 00:53:36,152
...thank you.
752
00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:44,470
Are you gonna go?
753
00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:52,954
It's Steve, leave some words.
754
00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:58,353
Last message, I promise.
755
00:54:59,240 --> 00:55:01,391
Wherever you are...
756
00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:04,799
...bye.