1 00:00:02,160 --> 00:00:04,277 Here's what you missed on Shameless last time: 2 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:06,551 Not too much. Was kind of light last week. 3 00:00:06,760 --> 00:00:09,514 Jesus Christ, I need you to do this. 4 00:00:09,720 --> 00:00:12,360 I need you to get your shit together, get the kids back. 5 00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:16,355 No drugs, no booze. I need your piss clean and your eyes white. 6 00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:18,751 It's why the good Lord put me here. 7 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:22,112 So I can take in all his babies don't nobody else want. 8 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:24,630 Rule number one: No sitting on the good furniture. 9 00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:26,632 We have filed paperwork to adopt Liam. 10 00:00:26,880 --> 00:00:30,430 Oh, no, Liam. Did you pee on the couch again? And the wall too? 11 00:00:30,640 --> 00:00:32,597 How the hell are we gonna get that out? 12 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:35,269 Take it back to the hospital Somebody will want it. 13 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:37,716 - I want it. - It's me or the baby. 14 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:40,190 - What is that for? - Sex swing. 15 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:42,829 Oh, God. It's good for us to grow. 16 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,400 No! 17 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:46,478 Just fake wedding pictures for the INS. 18 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:48,916 I hate this INS bullshit! 19 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:51,595 - Shit! - What the fuck? 20 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:57,951 No son of mine is gonna be a goddamn AIDS monkey. 21 00:00:58,160 --> 00:00:59,514 Who reported us? 22 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:03,469 I would like to report a negligent situation. 23 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:08,351 Six kids living in squalor. No parental supervision. 24 00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:11,433 If it's all right, I would like to remain anonymous. 25 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:50,995 - Get the locks? - Hardware store isn't open. 26 00:02:51,160 --> 00:02:53,072 Did you knock? Mandy sleeps upstairs. 27 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:55,960 - I'll get it. - Let's go. Deadbolts. Front and back. 28 00:02:56,120 --> 00:02:58,919 - Frank's not allowed in anymore. - Gonna rip him a new one? 29 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:02,869 We're done with him. Let's go. Come on, don't wanna be late. 30 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:05,600 You sure about this? 31 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:22,319 - What the hell? TV's broken. - Uh-- Parental controls. 32 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:24,711 We wouldn't want you stumbling onto something. 33 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:27,873 - That's the only reason to watch. - Still gets Discovery Kids... 34 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:31,670 ...Disney and Bravo. Put the remote down. It's time for your bath. 35 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:34,753 How many times do I have to smell like mango and pomegranate? 36 00:03:34,920 --> 00:03:37,833 If you think I'm gonna let you near your tutor without one... 37 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,151 - ...you got another thing coming. - Tutor? 38 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:43,478 To brush up on your math. You're two grade levels behind. 39 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,359 Only two? 40 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:50,153 - Daddy! - I missed you, baby. 41 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:52,796 They finally let Maria's dad out of prison? 42 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,356 He'll be back. So will she. 43 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:57,751 Till then, drop the mop. Come on. 44 00:03:57,960 --> 00:04:01,874 - You want me to do laundry first? - You are going to replace her. 45 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:05,991 Downstairs. 46 00:04:08,320 --> 00:04:11,791 - Downstairs? - You gonna make me push you down? 47 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:19,551 Okay, all right. Find a seat and get busy. 48 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:32,198 Debbie, here, next to me. 49 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:34,079 You can share my Krazy Glue. 50 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:37,956 She forces us to make jewelry? 51 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:41,192 Oh, no, you don't have to. Not if you aren't hungry. 52 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:45,434 One bracelet gets you a burger, four earrings, french fries. 53 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:49,951 I don't think this is legal. 54 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:52,351 Used to only be a couple of us down here... 55 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:54,552 ...but business took off when Mama Kamala... 56 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:56,871 ...started slapping those "Made in Africa" stickers on. 57 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:06,190 - Dust gets my allergies going. - The mold and rat droppings can't help. 58 00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:08,556 I'd take more but it makes me sleepy. 59 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:12,270 Idle hands are the devil's work. Hmm? 60 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:21,630 Last one. 61 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:24,680 If I had a dime for every time I heard you say that... 62 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:26,280 ...I'd have exactly one dime. 63 00:05:26,840 --> 00:05:29,480 - Court hearing's tomorrow. - You already pissed in a cup. 64 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:32,240 Spot test. Anything to keep families apart. 65 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:34,676 - One more. - Amen, Frank. 66 00:05:34,840 --> 00:05:38,311 Gestapo tried to declare me an unfit parent. 67 00:05:38,520 --> 00:05:40,671 You brought a crack pipe to the courthouse. 68 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:43,958 Who the hell tries to run a crack pipe through a metal detector? 69 00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:47,272 I know the dog and pony. Show up in a suit... 70 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:50,353 ...flash some AA chips, character reference... 71 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:53,479 - ...they'll hand the brats over. - Nice the bar's set so high. 72 00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:56,030 Nothing more American than a second chance. 73 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:57,554 Or a third or a fourth. 74 00:05:57,720 --> 00:06:01,680 Redemption, tugs at the heartstrings. Shot for the road. 75 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:03,951 You be careful, Frank. 76 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:07,397 Those child-stealing, liberal bastards are out for blood. 77 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:11,076 Broke my judicial cherry years ago, Chester. 78 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:15,075 They will never take my kids from me. 79 00:06:18,720 --> 00:06:21,030 - I want the kids. - Ugh. Your parents know? 80 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:23,271 - Not yet. - They'll relinquish their rights? 81 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:25,915 My dad's made a career of refusing responsibility. 82 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:28,640 - Mom's MIA. - What are my chances? 83 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:32,157 Cases I take are about whether a kid's gonna live in Aspen or Monaco. 84 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:35,313 - My brother said you'd help. - Told Chip I'd give five minutes. 85 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:37,870 - Please, Mr. Redel. - You can't afford me. 86 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:40,390 - You do pro bono. - As little as possible. 87 00:06:40,560 --> 00:06:44,315 My brothers and sister are in foster homes and my father is the reason why. 88 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:47,678 I need custody so I can get them home. You're not going anywhere... 89 00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:49,553 ...until you tell me how to do it. 90 00:06:52,640 --> 00:06:56,554 You know, the firm makes me do one pro bono case a year. 91 00:06:56,720 --> 00:06:58,552 This won't be as bad as representing... 92 00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:01,155 ...those scary motherfuckers at Innocence Project. 93 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:04,677 - What do I have to do? - Get your parents to terminate their rights... 94 00:07:04,840 --> 00:07:06,991 ...prove you can provide a stable environment. 95 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:11,279 Get W-2s to show you got a full-time job. You got a place for the kids to live? 96 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:13,592 Okay. 97 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:16,795 Get your arm out of the door so I can go bill somebody. 98 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:20,392 Thanks. 99 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:26,233 Baby's finally asleep. 100 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:28,834 Oh, no. 101 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:32,516 Should be able to squeeze in a good 40 minutes before he's back up. 102 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:33,790 Jody. 103 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:37,431 Babe, this is gonna blow your mind. 104 00:07:37,640 --> 00:07:39,438 What if I don't want my mind blown? 105 00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:42,075 All I'm gonna think about while you choke me out... 106 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:44,232 ...is how much I love you. 107 00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:48,434 Sweetheart, I can't hang you. 108 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:52,833 I hang myself. I just need you to cut me down when I pass out. 109 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,639 - Do not do this! - No. 110 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:00,359 I gotta get that! 111 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:04,671 Get down! 112 00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:12,994 Yeah. That'll work. Oh. 113 00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:19,995 Oh. Hello. Can I help you? 114 00:08:21,840 --> 00:08:22,910 Tell her! 115 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:28,158 I think you have my baby in there. 116 00:08:29,040 --> 00:08:31,032 - Uh, we need it back. - What? 117 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:32,600 You have a Asian baby in there. 118 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:36,555 - Baby. - My mom wants him back. 119 00:08:41,360 --> 00:08:43,238 Tell us your name. 120 00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:45,633 Paula. 121 00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:51,157 Alcoholic. 122 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:53,835 Welcome, Paula. 123 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,993 Keep coming back. Keep coming back. 124 00:08:57,160 --> 00:09:00,836 All right. Would anyone like a 30-day chip? 125 00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:03,277 Right here. Right here. 126 00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:07,557 - Let's skip the hug. It's a little gay. - Bullshit! 127 00:09:08,160 --> 00:09:12,279 Thirty days? Frank hasn't been sober for 30 minutes. 128 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:15,274 - Mind your own business. - I can smell the booze from here. 129 00:09:15,440 --> 00:09:18,000 - Give me the chip. Let me borrow it. - Don't do it. 130 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:22,194 You've got to earn the chip, like we all did, through blood, sweat and tears. 131 00:09:22,360 --> 00:09:25,398 Only requirement for membership is the desire to stop drinking. 132 00:09:25,560 --> 00:09:30,077 Exactly. If I'm tempted by the bottle, I can look to the chip for encouragement. 133 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:32,877 Pay it forward, Nance. 134 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:37,239 This meeting is for people who have changed their lives for the better, Frank. 135 00:09:37,760 --> 00:09:39,991 - Come on. - Can't do it. 136 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:46,156 For the better? You're all dying a slow, miserable death... 137 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:48,960 ...thanks to this cult of self-improvement. 138 00:09:49,120 --> 00:09:54,070 Drop off the kids, 9 to 5. PTA, AA. You call that a life? 139 00:09:54,280 --> 00:09:57,796 This ain't North Korea. Alcohol is a gift. 140 00:09:58,560 --> 00:09:59,596 It's time to go. 141 00:09:59,760 --> 00:10:03,549 Nance, what happened to you? You used to dance on tables. 142 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:08,317 Now it's cleaning your dad's catheter and the graveyard shift at the drug store. 143 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:11,598 You're young, don't pack it in. 144 00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:16,956 All right. All right, slow down. 145 00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:18,713 - I need to make a will. - What? 146 00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:21,714 - Can probably download one. - All right. For who? 147 00:10:21,880 --> 00:10:24,440 Aunt Ginger. I'm gonna finally make it official. 148 00:10:24,680 --> 00:10:27,673 I'm getting the house. And I need a W-2 to show I have a job. 149 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:31,197 It doesn't matter if you can't get Monica to sign away her rights. 150 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:34,757 I don't need her to sign. I was forging doctor's notes in first grade. 151 00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:38,031 - Hey. - Hey, thought I heard the door. 152 00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:41,677 - They let you out of the group home? - Uh, they cut us loose, dawn till dusk. 153 00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:43,320 I found them. 154 00:10:44,680 --> 00:10:46,433 I'm going to visit Carl and Liam. 155 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:50,230 He asked for M-80s, a Nintendo DS, and ninja throwing stars. 156 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:52,631 - Could use your help. - How? 157 00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:53,996 I'm getting custody. 158 00:10:56,560 --> 00:10:57,914 Of us? 159 00:10:58,080 --> 00:11:01,312 It's the only way to bring everyone home and keep it that way. 160 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:10,273 Timmy is the father. The father gets the baby. It's the law. 161 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:12,870 Tell them. You never give up your rights. 162 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:14,679 Well, we got rights too, lady. 163 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:17,958 If we want to get rid of a kid, we stay in China. 164 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:22,480 - Show me the baby. - Don't you do it. 165 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:25,109 - She is his grandmother. - So are you. 166 00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:28,671 - Please. - Okay. Okay. 167 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:33,752 What's wrong? You break him? 168 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:35,952 - He's got Down syndrome. - We fix him. 169 00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:38,629 - Fix him? - Fix the baby. 170 00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:40,354 Traditional Chinese medicine. 171 00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:43,240 Special herbs from Guangxi Province. Good as new. 172 00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:46,035 You can't fix Down syndrome. It's an extra chromosome. 173 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:49,398 We have an herb for chromosome. Have an herb for everything. 174 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:53,913 Chromosome goes away. Isn't that right, beautiful boy? 175 00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:57,957 - What's this? - Nothing. It's for the dog. 176 00:11:58,560 --> 00:11:59,630 Here. Sparky? 177 00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:03,236 Can I hold him? 178 00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:05,837 Oh... 179 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:09,593 Where's the mother? Father is here. 180 00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:13,515 Baby needs a father. We have a big family. 181 00:12:13,680 --> 00:12:17,196 Many little cousins to play with. 182 00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:22,280 - What's taking so long? - You don't have to do this. 183 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:25,672 Custody. It's a big responsibility. 184 00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:28,275 Lip will help. And Ian. 185 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:30,759 - It's permanent. - Exactly. 186 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:33,879 Frank permanently out of our lives. 187 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:37,431 Doing Kev's taxes every year since I was 10 is finally gonna pay off. 188 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:40,434 You just gotta scan the W-2 and change the name. 189 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:43,434 It's so easy, it's like they're daring you to commit fraud. 190 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:45,831 I don't wanna get Kev in trouble. 191 00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:49,149 - Yo, Kev? - Hey. Need a refill? 192 00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:51,755 No. Is it cool if we put Fiona's name on your W-2? 193 00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:54,116 Sure. What's a W-2? 194 00:12:54,680 --> 00:12:55,955 Hmm? 195 00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:59,318 Even if he gets pinched, the feds will figure out pretty quickly... 196 00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:02,951 ...he can't do his own taxes, let alone fake someone else's. 197 00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:06,431 - Anything else? - Yeah, I need you to get a will notarized. 198 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:08,273 - A will? - Aunt Ginger's. 199 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:11,035 Good news. She died, we're getting the house. 200 00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:13,911 Will's no good without a death certificate. 201 00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:17,517 - Yeah. We're gonna need a body too. - Where you gonna get a dead body? 202 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:21,750 - Oh. Sorry to bail, it's my mom. - Everything okay? 203 00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:25,277 Divorce plus copious amounts of chardonnay equals expensive accidents. 204 00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:27,591 I'll call you later, okay? Oh. 205 00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:35,232 Bacardi. Leave the bottle. 206 00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:39,872 Hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey! 207 00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:42,391 Estefania texted. Immigration's at her house. 208 00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:45,359 - You told me they were coming tomorrow! - Go, go, go! 209 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:48,433 Open the door! Go! 210 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:52,480 - What the fuck are you watching? - Cartoons. Road Runner is funny as shit. 211 00:13:52,680 --> 00:13:53,955 Jesus Christ. 212 00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:56,680 Three bracelets and once necklace. 213 00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:59,912 Enough for chicken wings. 214 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:10,832 - Just two? - Two earrings. 215 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:14,357 - Four earrings. - Two pairs. Earrings come in pairs. 216 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:18,196 God helps those who help themselves. You want them or not? 217 00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:21,715 Can I use the bathroom? 218 00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:43,879 Where do you think you're going? 219 00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:47,549 Mama Kamala sees everything. 220 00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:39,514 Sorry to keep you waiting. Wilton. Steve Wilton. 221 00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:41,751 Estefania's husband. Hi. 222 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:44,194 What are we doing? 223 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:46,840 - Hey. Need a favor. - Uh-oh. 224 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,639 That's how I started the talk with my mom. 225 00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:51,071 I hope you're not asking me to mount your man. 226 00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:54,358 Those geriatrics at the nursing home drop like flies, right? 227 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,989 Thought it would be, "Wham, bam, thank you, mom"... 228 00:15:57,160 --> 00:16:00,836 ...but Kev's sperm were as gun-shy as he was. Bought an ovulation calendar. 229 00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:03,475 - Have to track her damn cycle. - You're going again? 230 00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:05,871 At least this way I'll know when she's fertile. 231 00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:08,839 I don't want Kevin fucking my mom any more than he has to. 232 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:12,072 So you must lose a couple of seniors at the home a week, right? 233 00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:16,115 More when Bernice is working. That bitch is like the grim fucking reaper. 234 00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:17,634 Why? 235 00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:19,917 I need a body. 236 00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:21,436 To get the kids back. 237 00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:24,479 - A real live body? - Not live. 238 00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:28,077 Thanks. Knew I could count on you. 239 00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:32,637 Father Pete. Just who I was looking for. 240 00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:36,073 The silver's locked up, Frank. 241 00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:40,634 You always had a great sense of humor, Padre. 242 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:43,395 There's not enough laughs in religion these days. 243 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:46,035 Too much fire and brimstone. It turns the kids off. 244 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:49,398 - Got a sermon to write. - While you're putting pen to paper... 245 00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:52,029 ...how about dashing off a letter for yours truly? 246 00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:56,160 - Kids got taken away again? - Superlatives appreciated. 247 00:16:56,760 --> 00:17:00,310 I wrote you character references two times and you're still a deadbeat. 248 00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:02,312 I've turned over a new leaf. 249 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:05,120 You're the reason we had to install security cameras. 250 00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:07,112 Close the door on your way out. 251 00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:09,756 So that's it? 252 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:14,399 You're turning away sinners who are looking for forgiveness? 253 00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:18,873 This is why white kids are flocking to Allah. 254 00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:21,032 We are in a war for hearts and minds... 255 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:25,592 ...you are shipping American youth to terror camps in Pakistan. 256 00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:29,720 This is what happens when you put a German in charge of the Church. 257 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:33,396 - You're not leaving, are you? - Just reprint the one you did last time. 258 00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:35,631 Then you'll get the hell out? 259 00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:38,316 Use parish letterhead. 260 00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:45,358 And if he gets a diaper rash, try the Desitin. 261 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:47,830 And at night, sing him "Song Sung Blue." 262 00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:50,714 - "Song Sung Blue." - Yeah, he loves Neil Diamond. 263 00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:53,515 I put the words in the diaper bag. 264 00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:56,514 And tickle him. Don't forget to tickle him. 265 00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:59,519 He loves that, especially under the armpit. 266 00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:02,519 - He laughs so hard. - You sure this is what you want? 267 00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:07,351 He should know his dad. Yeah. 268 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:12,913 This way he'll get to be with everyone. It's like a timeshare. 269 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:14,992 Oh, yeah. 270 00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:17,716 I love you so much, Hymie. 271 00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:20,993 Okay. 272 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:23,715 - Okay. - Come tomorrow. 273 00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:26,918 - Tickle him. - I will. 274 00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:30,113 And we'll see you weekends and holidays. 275 00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:34,798 Don't forget Neil Diamond! 276 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:40,280 "Sweet Caroline" and "Cracklin' Rosie Get on Board." 277 00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:42,909 He loves Neil Diamond. 278 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:49,120 It's the right thing to do. 279 00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:50,953 Can't see how. 280 00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:53,272 I miss him already. 281 00:18:58,080 --> 00:19:00,390 You wanna go upstairs? 282 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,159 Babe? 283 00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:08,194 I should get back to Fiona. 284 00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:10,955 - Immigration is getting suspicious. - Not my fault. 285 00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:14,670 How much money do you have in this account, exactly? 286 00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:18,477 Gas bill. You're going to be here now mornings and nights, yes? 287 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:21,395 In case Immigration makes another surprise visit. 288 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:24,234 Yeah, absolutely. Wouldn't miss it. Other than tomorrow. 289 00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:29,717 My girlfriend's trying to adopt her siblings. The hearing's tomorrow. 290 00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:32,918 Didn't even ask me, just assumed I'd be on board. 291 00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:35,231 And why would she ask you? 292 00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:39,639 I mean, it's not only her decision. It affects me too. 293 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:43,635 - You always take care of your family. - I didn't exactly sign up for that. 294 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:47,876 She is too good for you. Cable. 295 00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:50,754 You mind if I make one of these out to cash? Nothing big. 296 00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:52,957 Some walking-around money. A couple grand. 297 00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:55,271 Joint bank account is for Immigration only. 298 00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:57,671 Have a heart. I'm tapped. 299 00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:01,593 My parents' money is tied up in their divorce. I need cash... 300 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:04,554 ...if I'm supporting a whole family now. 301 00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:07,036 You always take care of family. 302 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:10,989 You take care of them, not Nando. 303 00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:17,353 - There was an old lady who lived in a shoe - She's 22. 304 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:21,275 - So many kids, she didn't know what to do - She's been doing the job for years. 305 00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:24,274 - You cool with it? - Whatever it takes. You? 306 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:26,830 As long as I don't have to call her Mom. 307 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,480 - Guess who? - Oh. 308 00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:30,518 Jimmy's dad? 309 00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:32,714 Hey, you seen Mickey around? 310 00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:35,156 He's been missing. He owes me 50 bucks. 311 00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:37,710 - He'll be on his feet soon. - What happened? 312 00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:40,560 - My dad pistol-whipped him. - Why? 313 00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:43,838 Since when does anyone need a reason to pistol-whip Mickey? 314 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,231 - Hey, you signed up yet? - For what? 315 00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:50,758 - SAT? The deadline's tomorrow. I told you. - I'll do it online. Takes two seconds. 316 00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:53,913 You said you'd graduate. You're fourth semester, senior year? 317 00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:56,037 My third. Only two courses left. 318 00:20:57,080 --> 00:21:01,279 - All right. So where are we going? - Drew up a will. We need it notarized. 319 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:04,440 - Ginger Gallagher? - It's a long story. 320 00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:08,276 - Looks like you wrote down the wrong year. - Uh... No, that's the right year. 321 00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:10,716 What, 2006? 322 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:17,156 - You taking the SAT? - Not unless someone's paying me. 323 00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:23,514 - Hey. - You must be Sheila. 324 00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:27,037 - Yes? - Jody's told us so much about you. 325 00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:28,236 - Hey. - Hi. 326 00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:32,919 - Are you friends of Jody's? - It was so good to get his call. 327 00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:35,151 - Outlet? - Um... It's around the corner. 328 00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:37,272 - Where do you want the plastic? - Plastic? 329 00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:40,075 Yeah. The carpet looks nice. Wouldn't wanna ruin it. 330 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:44,280 Oh. Um, let me-- Jody? Did Jody hire you guys to work on the house? 331 00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:45,999 Yo, Shawn, this enough lube? 332 00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:50,359 - Made a Costco run. Got another in the car. - Should last us for round one, right? 333 00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:55,076 Jody! 334 00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:58,195 What's up, fellas? You stretch yet, old man? 335 00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,511 - Yeah, yeah. - Where do you want the Gatorade? 336 00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:02,512 - Fridge is fine. - Can I talk to you? 337 00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:04,990 - You meet the guys? Be right back. - Yeah, I did. 338 00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:07,356 - What's wrong? - Get them out of here! 339 00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:09,557 - I thought you'd be into it. - Are you nuts? 340 00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:13,720 - Figured it would get your mind off stuff. - I was right to have Hymie go. 341 00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:16,714 - What? - This isn't a healthy environment for a child. 342 00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:19,190 - You mean I'm the reason he's gone? - Ahem. 343 00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:23,071 Is this gonna happen? I gotta pick up my daughter from ballet in an hour. 344 00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:26,074 - No! It is not! - Yes! Yes, it is! 345 00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:28,999 - Somewhere else. - Don't sweat it. 346 00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:31,669 I got an Evite to a bukkake party on the west side. 347 00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:34,480 Sweet. All right, guys. Let's get out of here. 348 00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:36,313 Jody. 349 00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:44,991 - Hey. Thanks for getting the deadbolts. - Hey. 350 00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:47,470 - How's your mom? - Just needed a little TLC. 351 00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:49,040 I need to find Frank. 352 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:51,271 - Oh, he's upstairs. - You let him in? 353 00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:54,638 He was already raiding the fridge when I got here. 354 00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:01,318 You seen my suit? 355 00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:04,991 I'm gonna take the kids off your hands. All you gotta do is sign a form. 356 00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:07,720 I can't find anything in this goddamn house. 357 00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:10,031 Did you hear me? I want the kids. 358 00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:13,278 You want a kid so bad, toss your birth control pills. 359 00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:16,512 I want you to give up your parental rights. 360 00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:20,317 I'm serious. Look, I already got Monica to sign. 361 00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:22,995 You'd have to find her first. 362 00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:26,720 - Where is she? - Not telling you. 363 00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:29,071 - She's my wife. - If she wanted you to know... 364 00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:32,199 ...she would have told you herself. You gonna sign the form? 365 00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:34,829 - No. - She did. 366 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,754 - She would never do that. - I got a witness. 367 00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:40,276 It's not like you want your kids anyway. 368 00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:41,914 They're my kids. 369 00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:45,198 You're the one who called DFS on them to have them taken away. 370 00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:47,232 - Bullshit. - I heard the tape. 371 00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:50,114 I never fucking called anybody. 372 00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:53,154 Of course you don't remember. You're drunk all the time. 373 00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:55,952 Just tell me what it's gonna take. 374 00:23:57,240 --> 00:24:00,199 What, suddenly you give a shit about your kids? 375 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:03,360 You don't wanna sign, fine. 376 00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:06,035 I'll have you declared unfit. I already got a lawyer. 377 00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:10,274 - I'm getting the kids. - You're not taking my kids. 378 00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:15,159 It's Veronica. Says she's got a dead body for you? 379 00:24:17,360 --> 00:24:19,795 - All right. - Hey, V. 380 00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:22,913 I'm hungry. 381 00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:25,549 Make more earrings. They're easier. 382 00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:27,677 Gotta escape. Get food. 383 00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:30,116 Mama Kamala sees everything. 384 00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:33,073 Could attack her with scissors. 385 00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:35,875 That's like going after a rhino with a butter knife. 386 00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:38,953 You call that a cross? 387 00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:41,914 Give me the damn Krazy Glue, Carley. 388 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,514 Give me your Benadryl. 389 00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:53,753 Now this is a cross Jesus would be proud to be nailed to. 390 00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:07,120 You wanna play with this? All right. 391 00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:10,593 Careful with those throwing stars. They could pierce a jugular. 392 00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:15,198 You gotta get me out of here. 393 00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:16,800 - Why? - They took my rifle away. 394 00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:19,156 They make me brush my teeth after every meal. 395 00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:21,437 They're always around, seeing if I'm okay. 396 00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:25,435 - They're trying to be good parents? - Don't forget, Carl, church in 10 minutes. 397 00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:30,833 Shit. 398 00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:37,198 It's Fiona. I gotta go meet her. 399 00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:40,353 But, hey, um, see if you can get the security codes for this place. 400 00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:43,433 We'll come back in a couple months and steal a bunch of shit. 401 00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:46,039 Hang in there. 402 00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:52,231 - Come on, Mandy, we gotta go. - I'll take them all. Thanks. 403 00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:53,590 See you, buddy. 404 00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:56,400 Bye. 405 00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:25,831 So, uh, thanks to me... 406 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,957 ...you've been pistol-whipped and shot in the ass. 407 00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:33,190 Just wanna make sure you're okay. 408 00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:39,115 Hey, I can't stop thinking about it. What happened. 409 00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:44,714 Could you at least look at me? 410 00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:51,235 Fine. 411 00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:58,911 Hey, seen any of your boyfriend's Sex Addicts Anonymous chips? 412 00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:00,673 I need one for court. 413 00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:05,115 He doesn't care about Sex Addicts Anonymous anymore... 414 00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:07,351 ...and it's all my fault. 415 00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:10,756 You know where he keeps them? 416 00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:13,792 What's going on? 417 00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:16,153 Where's the kid? 418 00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,795 Mrs. Wong's. 419 00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:23,836 - His grandmother. - You let her take him? 420 00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:25,838 Not forever. 421 00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:29,357 But this is not a healthy environment for a child. 422 00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:33,150 Jody is out of control. 423 00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:37,115 And he told me this would happen and I just pushed him and pushed him. 424 00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:39,875 I'm gonna miss that little half-wit. 425 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:44,277 I'm just packing up some of his favorite toys. 426 00:27:45,120 --> 00:27:46,918 Made in China, just like him. 427 00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:50,074 No wonder he likes them so much. 428 00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:54,154 Must be a sense-memory thing with the lead paint. 429 00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:57,479 Don't let the kid go. Fight for him. 430 00:27:57,680 --> 00:28:02,038 How? We can't have a child here with Jody's problem. 431 00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:05,551 - He just won't even listen. - Well, don't take no for an answer. 432 00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:13,476 We could help him see. 433 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:16,912 - Heh. "We"? - An intervention. 434 00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:19,390 - Whoa! No, no, no. - Yes. 435 00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:21,438 Interventions aren't my thing. 436 00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:24,035 - Oh, Frank, please? - Mm. 437 00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:27,352 My libertarian leanings. Live and let live. You understand. 438 00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:31,879 Okay, well, take a day or two before you have to move out. 439 00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:35,119 Move out? 440 00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:42,631 LaRonda. Come on, LaRonda. 441 00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:45,793 - This is our chance. - No. 442 00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:26,034 Mama Kamala sees everything, huh? 443 00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:31,517 - Can't believe I'm doing this. - The will? 444 00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:34,912 - Signed and notarized. - Lanny. 445 00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:39,911 - Told you, two taps, then three. - Forgot the code. Let us in? 446 00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:43,279 Which one of you is looking for an old white woman? 447 00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:49,036 Booked a first-class ticket to eternal damnation. 448 00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:52,756 Out of rigor mortis, starting to decompose. Lucky for you, to be cremated. 449 00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:56,277 - Won't her family ask questions? - Jane Doe in the back, never ID'd. 450 00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:59,040 Best thing about ashes, they all look the same. 451 00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:01,351 - What do you want? - Could use a pick-me-up. 452 00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:02,749 Night shift's killing me. 453 00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:04,952 - What's your poison? - I'm not picky. 454 00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:09,478 Hmm, can you guys handle it from here? Mom got ambitious on the Ambien. 455 00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:13,873 - Meet you back at the house? - Wanna work fast. She won't stay cold long. 456 00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:29,233 I told you, I don't speak Spanish. 457 00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:31,272 Get the fuck out! 458 00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:33,671 Give me a couple of minutes, I'll recharge. 459 00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:37,197 You got any roast beef? I just need some protein. Ho! 460 00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:40,589 Where the hell did you come from? 461 00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:42,519 - My husband. - Yeah. 462 00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:46,550 - Thought she lied about being married. - No. We're married. Joint bank account. 463 00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:48,359 - You go! - I need my clothes. 464 00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:51,877 - Go now! - I'm naked. 465 00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:54,871 Yeah, that wasn't the INS, was it? 466 00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:56,600 Ten seconds, all he has. 467 00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:59,554 - Push, push, push, done. - You called me here for this? 468 00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:01,793 Finish me? 469 00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:03,235 You're kidding. 470 00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:07,792 Okay, so that's all I'm good for now is, uh, babysitting and a booty call? 471 00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:16,873 Coming? 472 00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:21,840 Hopefully not for at least 10 seconds. 473 00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:32,040 Okay. 474 00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:34,476 - Get the legs? - Jeez, it fucking reeks. 475 00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:37,593 Need the biohazard masks they use when Ebola breaks out. 476 00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:40,036 This is the best we got. Cover your nose. 477 00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:42,436 - Lip, get her legs. - We really gonna do this? 478 00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,990 I'm not taking any chances. Okay. 479 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:47,116 Okay, come on. 480 00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:49,517 - Oh, my God. - Lift, lift, lift. 481 00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:51,433 - You got her, Ian? - Go! 482 00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:54,394 - All right. - Okay. Okay. 483 00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:56,274 Oh, boy. 484 00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:05,439 Okay. 485 00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:08,317 Who wants to do the honors? 486 00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:14,194 Look, the real Aunt Ginger lost a toe. Somebody's gotta snip it. 487 00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:17,600 - V, you're a nurse. - Not a chance. 488 00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:24,680 All right. Oh, fuck. 489 00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:32,477 - Won't it bleed? - The heart's stopped pumping. 490 00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:36,320 Okay. 491 00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:41,634 Fuck, no. No, no, no. 492 00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:44,599 Glue it shut when I'm done. 493 00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:01,710 Mm. 494 00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:06,190 - Debbie? What's going on? - Are you okay? 495 00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:09,080 - I can't talk, hungry. - Are they not feeding you? 496 00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:10,833 Do we have any more milk? 497 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,320 You're not going back there. 498 00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:15,194 - Gotta bring food to the others. - Grab bread and cereal. 499 00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:17,750 - We're gonna need grocery bags. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 500 00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:21,360 You're coming home, Debs. I promise. 501 00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:53,671 Sheila, can you get me the ice pack? 502 00:33:56,760 --> 00:34:01,073 - What's going on? Why's Tommy here? - We're here because we care about you. 503 00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:04,079 - What? - Your drinking is destroying your family. 504 00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:06,033 It's not that kind of intervention. 505 00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:08,510 - Oh. Great. - Intervention? 506 00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:11,240 - Sit down, Jody. - I dropped a dozen loads. I need ice. 507 00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:12,715 Sit down. Sit. 508 00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:15,554 Sheila has prepared some remarks. 509 00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:18,110 I have. I prepared some. 510 00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:22,073 "Jody... 511 00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:26,430 ...when you tried to get me to be intimate with three of your friends... 512 00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:30,634 ...it made me feel sad and overextended. 513 00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:35,477 Sex in a committed relationship shouldn't involve sheets of plastic... 514 00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:38,030 ...and depriving the body of oxygen. 515 00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:41,477 - Sheila, I'm-- - If you do not get the help you need... 516 00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:45,276 ...you will force me to shut you out of my life... 517 00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:50,197 ...and the life of my grandson, Hymie, who needs a healthy environment." 518 00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:52,272 - Sheils-- - Gotta go cold turkey. 519 00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:54,352 - Can we talk about this? - Only one way. 520 00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:58,036 Handcuff yourself and sweat it out. 521 00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:07,195 - Okay. - Not that easy. 522 00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:09,317 - Need something from you. - What? 523 00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:13,070 Chips are earned, through blood, sweat and tears. 524 00:35:13,240 --> 00:35:16,119 When you've earned them, you'll get them back. 525 00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:22,479 They're over there. 526 00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:29,832 I'm proud of you, Jody. 527 00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:32,275 Thank you, Frank. 528 00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:34,113 Thattaboy. 529 00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:42,399 Paramedics buying it? 530 00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:48,790 Been dead at least a day or two. 531 00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:52,911 We were gone for a few days. We found her when we got back. 532 00:35:53,720 --> 00:35:56,189 - You're Patrick's cousin, right? - You know Patrick? 533 00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:58,920 Play softball together. He's a hell of a bat... 534 00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:02,790 ...but he can barely make it to first base without oxygen. 535 00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:06,078 You are in a lot better shape. 536 00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:07,954 Well, that's not saying much. 537 00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:11,990 Cousin Patrick's like a coronary waiting to happen. 538 00:36:12,720 --> 00:36:16,634 Look, I know this isn't exactly a great time... 539 00:36:17,240 --> 00:36:19,277 ...but are you seeing anyone? 540 00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:22,236 Can we talk about it after I've buried my aunt? 541 00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:25,994 Right. 542 00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:29,200 Sorry. Um... 543 00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:33,673 I'll make sure to pass along my condolences to Patrick. 544 00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:41,630 You're sure about this? 545 00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:46,119 It's the only way we can keep you from resisting your urges. 546 00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:47,680 It's really hard. 547 00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:49,991 I'll be with you the whole time. 548 00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:52,629 No, I mean, it's really hard. Handcuffs turn me on. 549 00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:02,995 They don't give you extra credit for showing up early. 550 00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:06,632 - Where's your lawyer? - In labor, crapping out a kid. 551 00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:09,520 - Representing myself. - Well, got some bad news. 552 00:37:09,720 --> 00:37:11,154 Aunt Ginger passed away. 553 00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:15,637 Yeah. On the plus side, turns out she left me the house. 554 00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:18,036 - What did you do? - Only what I had to. 555 00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:22,114 How about a thank you? No danger they'll haul you away for social security fraud. 556 00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:25,956 No more checks to cash either, fuck you very much. 557 00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:29,198 - Always about the money, isn't it? - We'll work this out inside. 558 00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:31,113 That's why we're here. 559 00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:36,437 I'll see you in there. Ahem. 560 00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:37,875 Fiona. 561 00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:40,595 Hey, I missed you so much. 562 00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:42,433 Hi. Hi. 563 00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:44,597 Where's my little man? 564 00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:46,871 - Hi. - Hey, room for us in here? 565 00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:48,480 - Hi. - Hi. 566 00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:49,710 - Get the will? - Got it. 567 00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:51,109 - Go file it now. - Okay. 568 00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:01,636 Frank. Is it you? 569 00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:03,240 Mom. 570 00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:38,238 Are you okay? 571 00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:41,276 Yeah. I'm just pretty hungry. 572 00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:44,797 - Would you make me something? - Oh, my God. 573 00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:50,992 Of course I'll make you something. 574 00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:59,793 - DFS, like to get us started here? - Thank you, Your Honor. 575 00:38:59,960 --> 00:39:02,919 Britney Sturges, Department of Family Services. 576 00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:06,152 After receiving a report about the home, I found the children... 577 00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:08,795 ...under Francis Gallagher, in a state of neglect. 578 00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:12,510 We subsequently removed the children from the home for their protection. 579 00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:15,195 Mr. Gallagher, you want the children back? 580 00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:18,391 They're my kids, Your Honor. 581 00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:21,280 The mother has relinquished her parental rights. 582 00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:23,995 - What? - Monica doesn't wanna be our mom? 583 00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:25,913 She did it so I can bring you home. 584 00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:31,030 And Ms. Gallagher has filed a petition to terminate the father's parental rights. 585 00:39:31,240 --> 00:39:33,436 - Yes. - Are you prepared to assume custody? 586 00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:36,792 I am. I can provide a stable environment for the kids. 587 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,992 Something sorely lacking with our father. 588 00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:43,154 I have a full-time job and I will soon own a home. 589 00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:50,834 Hi, um, Cleopatra. 590 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:54,311 I'm here to file a will, please. If you can just-- 591 00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:56,679 "Ginger Gallagher"? 592 00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:58,155 Second one today. 593 00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:01,716 - What? - Had another will filed earlier. 594 00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:05,757 Um, how is that possible? 595 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,071 Here, it's... 596 00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:13,919 Dated last year. It supersedes yours. 597 00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:15,395 Who the hell filed it? 598 00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:20,317 Patrick Gallagher. 599 00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:25,397 - Cousin Patrick. - She leave the house to him? 600 00:40:28,720 --> 00:40:31,838 - Thank you. - Next. 601 00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:37,316 Eggs Benedict, coming up. 602 00:40:38,240 --> 00:40:40,880 Mm. Voilà. 603 00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:48,274 - Oh. Heh. Good. - Toast, some fruit. 604 00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:59,000 I owe you an apology. I never should have said those things. 605 00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:01,840 I never should have made you choose. 606 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:08,631 Um, where is he? My baby? 607 00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:14,953 He's not... 608 00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:17,676 ...living here right now. 609 00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:21,317 - Where is he? - He's with his daddy. 610 00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:27,154 He's where he belongs for now, and you're back where you belong. 611 00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:31,836 I don't deserve him after what I did. 612 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:33,798 Don't say that. 613 00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:36,240 I don't. 614 00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:41,238 The best thing about mistakes is we get to correct them. 615 00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:50,433 His name is Hiram. And we call him Hymie. 616 00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:56,597 And he is a beautiful, wonderful, baby boy. 617 00:41:57,240 --> 00:41:59,038 Hymie. 618 00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:04,475 Go on, eat it while it's hot. 619 00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:07,199 Thank you. 620 00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:09,431 I love you. 621 00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:15,837 Your brother Ian testified about your father's months-long absence. 622 00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:18,430 Did his disappearance make you sad? 623 00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:20,879 I don't know. 624 00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:23,839 Were you glad when he came back? 625 00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:26,157 - He got me into camp. - Camp? 626 00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:27,476 My first time. 627 00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:29,520 Had a good time at camp? 628 00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:33,073 - Yeah. - Happy when he came back? 629 00:42:33,720 --> 00:42:34,949 I guess. 630 00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:37,677 What about you, Deborah? 631 00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:40,309 Were you glad when your father came back? 632 00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:44,350 I was glad he wasn't dead. 633 00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:46,279 You miss him while he was gone? 634 00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:49,194 Uh, very much. 635 00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:51,352 Did he get you into camp? 636 00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:56,271 I spent the summer at the pool. Daddy helped me learn. 637 00:42:56,880 --> 00:42:59,111 - How to swim? - Sort of. 638 00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:02,512 It was a hard summer. Wouldn't have made it through without him. 639 00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:05,238 Fiona helped me too. 640 00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:10,154 Mr. Gallagher, you have very special children. 641 00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:12,437 That's why I had to leave, Your Honor. 642 00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:17,635 I couldn't stand to see them live through my battles with addiction any longer. 643 00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:19,832 It was my fight, not theirs. 644 00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:21,520 So you left. 645 00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:23,599 To get help. 646 00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:27,390 Sometimes the hardest part is admitting you need it. 647 00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:30,957 And I didn't wanna come home until I was clean and sober. 648 00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:33,954 A father they could be proud of. 649 00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:36,271 It isn't easy... 650 00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:39,913 ...but every day I still have one of these is a good day. 651 00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:42,640 - You're not buying this, are you? - Miss Gallagher. 652 00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:46,151 - Have you seen his record? - Right here. 653 00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:49,472 Breaking and entering, drunk and disorderly, public urination... 654 00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:52,314 ...solicitation, possession, possession with intent... 655 00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:56,434 ...domestic disturbance, four DUIs, and you don't even own a car. 656 00:43:57,120 --> 00:43:59,191 Alcohol is a cruel mistress. 657 00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:02,877 - He hasn't stopped drinking. He never will. - Your Honor, if I may? 658 00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:06,750 Fiona has been hurt by my behavior too many times to believe I've changed. 659 00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:09,116 That's my fault, not hers. 660 00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:15,595 She has kept things going in my absence and I will be forever grateful. 661 00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:18,397 I'm not the perfect parent. 662 00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:23,679 I like to have a good time, to live life to the fullest. 663 00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:27,311 Sometimes I go too far. 664 00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:30,876 But I love my kids. 665 00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:34,070 They mean the world to me. 666 00:44:36,720 --> 00:44:38,313 I don't know-- 667 00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:41,479 I don't know what I'd be if I wasn't a dad. 668 00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:43,438 I'd be nothing. 669 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,959 Please don't take my kids away from me. 670 00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:54,916 Ms. Gallagher, you wanna tell me why your father should be declared unfit? 671 00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:00,715 We were living out of a car once. 672 00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:03,952 Uncle Nick had kicked us out. 673 00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:07,919 Couldn't find anyone else who'd take us in. 674 00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:13,199 Lip and Ian and me were sleeping in the back seat when Frank pulled over. 675 00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:17,954 Middle of the night, think it was Halsted. 676 00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:22,631 Told me to take the boys and sit on the curb, and he'd be right back. 677 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,753 I was 6. 678 00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:31,959 A few hours later, we're still sitting on the sidewalk... 679 00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:34,271 ...and Ian's head is burning up. 680 00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:38,235 He's hysterical, I don't know what to do. 681 00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:42,235 So I ran down the street, Lip under one arm... 682 00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:46,229 ...Ian under the other, trying to flag down help. 683 00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:50,871 Would've been easier scoring crack than a ride to the clinic. 684 00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:52,679 I finally made it on foot. 685 00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:57,316 They said Ian had a fever of 104. 686 00:45:59,720 --> 00:46:03,555 Another couple hours and who knows? 687 00:46:05,720 --> 00:46:10,192 I didn't find Frank till a couple days later. 688 00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:13,477 First thing he asked me... 689 00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:16,518 ...was how much money I had on me. 690 00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:26,955 I wish I could say that was the only time but it was just the first. 691 00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:30,556 My mother is bipolar... 692 00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:35,120 ...and my father is an alcoholic and an addict. 693 00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:38,719 He takes what he pleases and he offers nothing. 694 00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:42,191 No money, no support. 695 00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:48,912 I've done what I could to help raise my siblings. 696 00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:51,311 I wish I could have done more. 697 00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:56,352 I'm not asking for your pity or your admiration... 698 00:46:56,520 --> 00:46:59,558 ...I just wanna give these kids everything they deserve... 699 00:46:59,720 --> 00:47:03,999 ...because they're great kids and they deserve better. 700 00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:08,796 Chambers, please. 701 00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:13,273 I know you didn't ask for it, but you've got my admiration. 702 00:47:13,720 --> 00:47:16,713 Your siblings are very fortunate to have you. 703 00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:18,519 I just wanna bring them home. 704 00:47:18,720 --> 00:47:21,554 From all appearances, your father is a pathological liar... 705 00:47:21,720 --> 00:47:24,599 ...and it's just a matter of time before he screws up again. 706 00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:27,878 It's my job to determine the best interest of the children... 707 00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:32,193 ...and I would rather not leave them in his care, but here's my problem: 708 00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:36,519 Neglectful as he may be, that's not enough to prove abuse. 709 00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:39,514 So you're gonna let him keep his rights to the kids? 710 00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:43,720 I'm considering appointing you the guardian... 711 00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:47,357 ...which would give you legal rights to make decisions about these kids. 712 00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:50,752 As guardian you'd have a legal role in their lives from here on. 713 00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:53,557 - Okay. - Hold on. 714 00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:56,311 I said I was considering it. 715 00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:02,552 Taking care of these kids would be your life. 716 00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:04,156 It already is. 717 00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:06,835 You're prepared to be responsible until they're 18? 718 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:09,993 You have one brother who's 2. That's 16 more years. 719 00:48:10,240 --> 00:48:14,632 - If that's what's in their best interest. - Well, what's in your best interest? 720 00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:17,394 I have a daughter. 721 00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:20,200 And when she was around your age, she went to college. 722 00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:23,194 She traveled across the country. The best time of her life. 723 00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:26,432 Now, if you decide to do this... 724 00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:28,592 ...there's no changing your mind. 725 00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:33,437 Your siblings come first, even if you decide that you want your life back at some point. 726 00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:36,240 Even if you get married and you and your husband... 727 00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:38,312 ...wanna start a new family. 728 00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:42,031 I appreciate how you feel about these kids... 729 00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:44,954 ...but I wouldn't want that for my daughter. 730 00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:48,591 We're talking about the rest of your life. 731 00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:59,160 Mr. Gallagher, you've admitted it's been challenging... 732 00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:02,358 ...to handle this responsibility on your own. 733 00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:05,957 Now, if I allow you to retain your parental rights... 734 00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:10,239 ...would you consent to your daughter becoming guardian to these children? 735 00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:12,073 They'd still be my kids? 736 00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:15,034 Provided you attend 60 days of AA. 737 00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:17,999 But she'd have all the responsibility? 738 00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:20,396 Not all, but yes. 739 00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:22,953 Works for me. 740 00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:32,470 Do you agree to be the guardian of these children? 741 00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:36,798 Yes, I do. 742 00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:40,551 Well, that will be my order, then. 743 00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:43,592 Take your children home. 744 00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:57,396 - You gonna tell her about the house? - Not yet. 745 00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:06,640 I got my kids back! 746 00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:10,078 Drinks on the house! 747 00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:11,516 Just one! 748 00:50:11,720 --> 00:50:15,316 - Just one! - Just one. Let's start with one. 749 00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:25,152 - So where are the kids at, Frank? - Fuck if I know. 750 00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:27,198 Hey, who's got the next round? 751 00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:30,953 - Who wants to hit the pool? - Me. 752 00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:33,396 - I got swim diapers. - I do. 753 00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:40,392 Guess we're not getting our own place any time soon. 754 00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:45,157 I'll grab towels! 755 00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:14,353 Jody? 756 00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:17,510 Are you blowing yourself? 757 00:51:18,240 --> 00:51:21,074 Hey. When'd you get home?