1 00:00:02,753 --> 00:00:05,665 This is what you missed last week on Shameless. 2 00:00:06,423 --> 00:00:07,708 You got a light? Anybody? 3 00:00:07,883 --> 00:00:09,464 Gonna need an assistant manager. 4 00:00:09,676 --> 00:00:10,836 I can't work nights. 5 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:14,174 DEBBIE: Thought we weren't supposed to touch the squirrel fund. 6 00:00:14,389 --> 00:00:16,425 -We're not. -You gotta get a job... 7 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:20,934 ...so we can make it through the winter. Need to put $1000 into the squirrel fund. 8 00:00:21,104 --> 00:00:25,473 It says in order to have a hospice, you have to have a nursing degree. 9 00:00:25,651 --> 00:00:26,731 [PEGGY GROANS] 10 00:00:26,944 --> 00:00:32,780 If I get my hospice license, you could send some of St. Peter's flock my way. 11 00:00:32,950 --> 00:00:35,032 -Good morning, sweetheart. -Mom. 12 00:00:35,244 --> 00:00:37,530 Your father came for me, he needed me. 13 00:00:37,746 --> 00:00:39,702 -Told me you needed me too. -We don't. 14 00:00:39,915 --> 00:00:41,576 You look good. Back on your meds? 15 00:00:41,792 --> 00:00:43,623 I am not bipolar. 16 00:00:43,794 --> 00:00:46,536 I can get you back in my sister's lap if you let me stay. 17 00:00:46,755 --> 00:00:47,835 FIONA: Throw him out. -What? 18 00:00:48,006 --> 00:00:50,793 -He needs to be in school. -Monica's back. Enjoy it. 19 00:00:50,968 --> 00:00:53,755 You married a drug lord's daughter to hang on to your ear? 20 00:00:53,929 --> 00:00:56,045 Wasn't so sure he was gonna stop at the ear. 21 00:00:56,265 --> 00:00:59,382 I'm not in love with her, but I shit myself every time I think... 22 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:01,801 ...about what her dad would do ifl dumped her. 23 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:05,808 She doesn't love you either. She's got this other guy, Marco somebody. 24 00:01:05,983 --> 00:01:08,816 -What are you doing? -Soon as Karen's hormones calm down... 25 00:01:08,986 --> 00:01:11,853 -...|'|l be back in the house. -No, you won't, weirdo! 26 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:14,563 You deserve better. You're a good man, Jody. 27 00:01:16,451 --> 00:01:17,486 [SHEILA MOANS] 28 00:01:17,995 --> 00:01:19,030 [MANDY & LIP MOANING] 29 00:01:19,204 --> 00:01:22,196 Shh. I don't want Ian to hear us. 30 00:01:22,416 --> 00:01:23,531 TERRY: Gallagher! 31 00:01:24,251 --> 00:01:25,491 32 00:01:25,669 --> 00:01:28,456 TERRY: My Mandy's pregnant and this little shit's gonna pay! 33 00:02:44,247 --> 00:02:45,282 [MUFFLED GRU NT] 34 00:02:45,457 --> 00:02:46,822 [WHISPERING] Be quiet. 35 00:02:48,418 --> 00:02:50,124 -What the hell? -Shh. 36 00:02:51,922 --> 00:02:54,083 Get up. Get up. 37 00:02:55,384 --> 00:02:57,500 -It's 1 a.m. -Hop to it. 38 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:10,854 -Carl's awake. -[VVHISPERING] I'll get Debbie. 39 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:20,397 [LAUGHS] 40 00:03:20,575 --> 00:03:22,281 MONICA [IN NORMAL VOICE]: Come on. FRANK: Look at that. 41 00:03:22,494 --> 00:03:25,452 -Is that our Halloween candy? -[IN NORMAL VOICE] Who wants candy corn? 42 00:03:25,664 --> 00:03:27,620 -Me. -Movie night. 43 00:03:27,791 --> 00:03:30,749 -We have school in the morning. -Paranorma/ Activity 3. 44 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:33,911 -Right? -My buddy Edgar shot this at the AMC. 45 00:03:37,759 --> 00:03:40,626 MONICA: Ooh.... -Why is the camera so shaky? 46 00:03:40,804 --> 00:03:44,046 -Ah, Edgar‘s got palsy. -It's rated R. 47 00:03:44,266 --> 00:03:48,100 -For "really fucking scary." -So sit there and learn. 48 00:03:48,311 --> 00:03:51,018 -I'm gonna get Fiona. -She wouldn't like this movie. 49 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:53,768 This is gonna be our little secret. 50 00:03:54,818 --> 00:03:56,809 [MONICA CHUCKLES] 51 00:03:57,404 --> 00:03:59,520 MONICA: Mm. Mm. CARL: Die. 52 00:04:00,323 --> 00:04:03,156 Ooh. Don't go there. 53 00:04:03,368 --> 00:04:05,154 [ALL SCREAM] 54 00:04:05,328 --> 00:04:06,613 [ALL LAUGH] 55 00:04:14,629 --> 00:04:16,995 I'd trade my left nut for one more hour of sleep. 56 00:04:17,215 --> 00:04:20,628 -You're gonna be late for school. -Hey, I hope you're hungry. 57 00:04:20,802 --> 00:04:22,884 Most important meal of the day. 58 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:25,633 -Carl, sit. CARL: Unh. 59 00:04:25,849 --> 00:04:28,966 -House could use a spring clean. -It's November. 60 00:04:29,186 --> 00:04:31,268 It's like Dawn of the Dead. What's with you? 61 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:33,186 MONICA: Debbie, can you get your father up? 62 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:37,812 He's out in the alley by the Chopiaks' garbage cans. Help him to bed. Unh. 63 00:04:38,028 --> 00:04:41,486 Ian left for work early. Did you hear? I kicked Terry MiIkovich's ass. 64 00:04:41,656 --> 00:04:44,238 Not the first time someone's come in here fists first. 65 00:04:44,451 --> 00:04:47,443 Why don't you go for a run? When's the last time you did that? 66 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:49,452 FIONA: I've got too much to do. MONICA: Like? 67 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:52,535 Uh, make lunches, get Liam dressed, take him for his check-up. 68 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:56,952 Made lunches already. I'm here, it doesn't all have to fall on you. 69 00:04:57,172 --> 00:04:59,629 I'm doing better, I promise. 70 00:04:59,841 --> 00:05:04,301 Carl. Carl Gallagher. 71 00:05:04,513 --> 00:05:08,301 Okay, if you're not gonna eat, I want your teeth brushed in two minutes. 72 00:05:08,517 --> 00:05:11,179 -Come on. Wear this. -You Febreze it first? 73 00:05:11,394 --> 00:05:13,100 Washed it last night. 74 00:05:13,939 --> 00:05:15,679 Why don't you go for a run? 75 00:05:15,857 --> 00:05:20,726 I remember when you used to run six miles before school every morning. 76 00:05:20,904 --> 00:05:22,360 [PHONE PLAYS RINGTONE] 77 00:05:22,572 --> 00:05:23,652 She did. 78 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:26,486 -Steve? Is Lip okay? STEVE: lgot great news, can I come over? 79 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:29,493 -No. -I'm right outside the house. 80 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:30,994 Of course you are. 81 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:37,702 My wife is in love with another guy. 82 00:05:37,921 --> 00:05:40,458 -Congratulations. -Marco. 83 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:42,539 I'm importing him, gonna surprise her. 84 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:46,092 -What's her dad say about it? -Nothing can stand in the way of love. 85 00:05:46,304 --> 00:05:50,047 -He finds out, you're gonna be Hoffa'd. -He'll remain blissfully in the dark. 86 00:05:50,976 --> 00:05:52,011 Can I come in? 87 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:53,800 -We got nothing else to work out? -Like? 88 00:05:53,979 --> 00:05:56,311 Like you being married and harboring my brother? 89 00:05:56,481 --> 00:05:58,893 STEVE: He's a truant, not a terrorist. -Come on, Dad. 90 00:05:59,109 --> 00:06:01,521 STEVE: Morning, Debs. -Bring any coffee? 91 00:06:01,736 --> 00:06:03,522 STEVE: Mm. Sorry. DEBBIE: Step up. 92 00:06:05,657 --> 00:06:07,022 [DOOR OPENS] 93 00:06:07,242 --> 00:06:09,278 Wife's boyfriend ain't here yet. 94 00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:11,985 So when he gets in, so do I? 95 00:06:13,123 --> 00:06:16,160 Deal. Don't make plans tonight, I'm picking him up right now. 96 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:19,701 I never said deal. 97 00:06:28,430 --> 00:06:31,638 All right, Mandy, third try. I'm really bad at taking hints... 98 00:06:31,808 --> 00:06:34,800 ...so I'll hit double digits if you don't call me back. 99 00:06:34,978 --> 00:06:38,095 Look, I need you to get your dad to back off. 100 00:06:53,872 --> 00:06:55,328 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 101 00:06:55,498 --> 00:06:56,533 Coming! 102 00:06:58,543 --> 00:07:00,534 [DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES] 103 00:07:02,464 --> 00:07:06,673 -Package. Signed for it. -Oh. Oh... 104 00:07:06,885 --> 00:07:08,671 ...you don't have to get my mail. 105 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:14,973 It's the body pillow. I ordered it for Karen. 106 00:07:17,896 --> 00:07:19,557 -Butane? -Creme brulée. 107 00:07:19,731 --> 00:07:21,767 Father Pete's bringing a guest over. 108 00:07:21,983 --> 00:07:23,689 Hospice? 109 00:07:23,860 --> 00:07:27,023 Poor guy's been living in the church basement. 110 00:07:28,823 --> 00:07:32,611 You, uh, need a hand bringing the bed down? 111 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:37,621 -No, no, no. I can do it. -I can help. 112 00:07:37,832 --> 00:07:40,869 No, no, no. 113 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:51,293 [DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES] 114 00:07:53,431 --> 00:07:55,342 Oh.... 115 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:09,110 Fuck. Hey. Those skinheads again? 116 00:08:10,031 --> 00:08:12,773 Mandy's dad. Heard the news. 117 00:08:12,951 --> 00:08:16,569 -You and Mickey? -Mandy. Pregnant. 118 00:08:17,539 --> 00:08:19,370 Wow. 119 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:23,829 Well, congratulations. I didn't know you switched teams. 120 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:26,666 Or was it a late night, stuck it in the wrong Milkovich? 121 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:30,753 He told Linda he's gonna put my feet in that meat slicer, work his way up. 122 00:08:30,927 --> 00:08:34,090 -Linda call the cops? -Think she wants the place firebombed? 123 00:08:35,724 --> 00:08:37,806 Mandy say whose it is? 124 00:08:38,893 --> 00:08:41,134 -Won't call me back. -Mm. 125 00:08:42,313 --> 00:08:44,178 Try checking the school. 126 00:08:44,399 --> 00:08:48,267 Linda assured me if I leave the place how it is, I'm gonna be out of a job. 127 00:08:48,445 --> 00:08:51,778 She's not gonna be there. She goes into hiding till her dad cools off. 128 00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:55,907 -Spider hole in Tikrit? -Relatives on South Justine. 129 00:08:56,119 --> 00:08:58,781 I went by, but her aunt wouldn't let me in. 130 00:08:58,997 --> 00:09:02,865 —How's the homeless shelter? -On the 14th floor of the Ritz, so not bad. 131 00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:05,791 I'm staying with Steve. Great view. 132 00:09:06,004 --> 00:09:08,586 -Skyline? -That too. 133 00:09:08,757 --> 00:09:11,419 Ah. Right, Steve's wife. 134 00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:14,835 Surprised you can still lift that arm. 135 00:09:15,013 --> 00:09:18,176 -It's gonna come out of my pay. -Relax. 136 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:20,928 I gotta go meet Steve. 137 00:09:21,644 --> 00:09:24,636 Try not to knock up any more chicks while I'm gone, all right? 138 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:26,975 Jesus. 139 00:09:27,150 --> 00:09:28,230 [DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES] 140 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,684 Steve's flying in the wife's boyfriend? 141 00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:34,400 Can't say he hasn't been working his elfin ass off trying to win you back. 142 00:09:34,616 --> 00:09:37,858 Holy shit, bury the lead. Something you wanna tell me? 143 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:40,911 My morning ritual. Get mounted by Kev, pee on a stick. 144 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:43,242 He won't leave for work without it. Weeks now. 145 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:45,247 Jesus, these things are expensive. 146 00:09:45,460 --> 00:09:48,202 I thought anything involving his dick and my honey pot... 147 00:09:48,379 --> 00:09:50,335 -...would be the easy part. -You worried? 148 00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:54,461 Thought Kev had defective balls, but he got it checked out. 149 00:09:54,677 --> 00:09:57,293 Little swimmers could qualify for the Junior Olympics. 150 00:09:57,472 --> 00:10:00,964 -When's the last time you spread them? -For a doctor? Been forever. 151 00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:05,351 Couldn't be me. I've had so many abortions the next one's free. 152 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:08,267 Isn't there a neglected child that needs you? 153 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:11,433 -Thinking about taking the day off. -Who's running the asylum? 154 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:15,320 Monica. Seems like she's doing better. 155 00:10:15,532 --> 00:10:17,944 -Taking her meds? -She says so. 156 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:22,532 It's not gonna last, but maybe I can get a few good months before she crashes. 157 00:10:22,705 --> 00:10:25,071 -You should go see Meg. -Down at the club? 158 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:28,333 Didn't she say she had something for you? A regular job? 159 00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:29,910 Yeah. 160 00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:34,293 That lady doctor still at the clinic? Sausage Fingers? 161 00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:40,929 [MONICA GRUNTS] 162 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:44,884 You did such a great job with your shot. 163 00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:46,593 And what did I promise? 164 00:10:46,771 --> 00:10:51,606 Brave boys get a sucker. Look. 165 00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:56,482 Frank, I'm back. You up? 166 00:10:56,698 --> 00:11:00,316 How about pancakes? Hungry? 167 00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:09,453 "Squirrel fund." 168 00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:24,923 Oh! 169 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:28,260 Hello. 170 00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:31,263 [MONICA CHUCKLING] 171 00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:35,524 Frank. 172 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:39,062 I don't give a shit what you make for breakfast. 173 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:42,073 Yow. Ow. What the fuck, Monica? 174 00:11:42,744 --> 00:11:43,779 What? 175 00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:45,739 Where the hell did you get all that? 176 00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:50,374 I found it. Thinking we could pay a visit to Raoul. 177 00:11:50,585 --> 00:11:53,452 -Snort or swallow? -Both! 178 00:11:58,468 --> 00:12:01,676 RICKY: Oh-nine-four-three-eight-nine. LIP: When was Marco supposed to arrive? 179 00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:04,713 STEVE: Should be here by now. -Oh-nine-four-three-eight-four. 180 00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:07,132 -Four-one-- -Gotta be an easier way to smuggle him. 181 00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:10,017 Ah, a billion Chinese can't be wrong. 182 00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:13,309 -How long is this gonna take? -Somewhere you need to be? 183 00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:16,190 LIP: Yeah, Ian's in some trouble. -I thought you wanted this. 184 00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:18,943 -Quickest grand you ever made. -For the phone hacking? 185 00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:21,900 Buyer was thrilled, said you should moonlight for the NSA. 186 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:24,282 Use it as a down payment on your own place. 187 00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:28,203 Why do that when I could have a rich father-in-law to leech off Of, like you? 188 00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:31,661 Seriously, you wanna be on your own, you gotta start saving. 189 00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:34,416 Ricky, there's no more Containers in this aisle. 190 00:12:34,629 --> 00:12:37,041 Ten thousand of these get lost at sea every year. 191 00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:41,083 Is it possible the container could have got put in a different lane? 192 00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:44,131 Let me see that. 193 00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:48,973 Yo, Steve, you sure these are fours? They look like nines. 194 00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:53,261 Yo, Marco, bit of a problem. Uh, you wanna call me back when you get this? 195 00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:57,098 MAN: Stick it in the warehouse! 196 00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:00,727 [STEVE SIGHS] 197 00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:03,312 -Marco! -Marco! 198 00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:06,616 LIP: Yo, Marco! STEVE: Marco! 199 00:13:07,245 --> 00:13:09,782 LIP: Marco! STEVE: Marco! 200 00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:17,752 Fucking Raoul. Twelve hundred dollars for an Ounce of coke. 201 00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:20,876 For his shitty coke? It's like Drano going up your nose. 202 00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:25,544 -And he offered it for 1150 if! blew him. -What else did you get? 203 00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:30,799 Oh. Wheels. 204 00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:35,228 It took six security guards to kick us out of there. 205 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:38,932 Took three just to climb over the rail and get you away from that zebra. 206 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:43,145 I thought it was a unicorn. I swear I saw a hor-- What were we On? 207 00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:47,073 -Hit me. -Oxy or benny? 208 00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:49,571 -Benny. -Benny? There you go. 209 00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:53,120 Why anyone would go to the zoo sober.... 210 00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:56,249 Hey, you having fun back there? 211 00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:59,203 -Where's the Special K? -I skipped it. 212 00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:00,460 Skip-- Why? 213 00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:03,247 If I wanted to feel dead I would take meds. 214 00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:07,177 It's the one thing I asked for! You selfish bitch! 215 00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:10,888 -Oh! Stop the car! -You're fucking driving! 216 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,800 MONICA: Get out! FRANK: No! 217 00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:17,436 MONICA: Well, then I'm fucking getting out! -This is just like you! 218 00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:20,440 -Excuse me for fucking sharing! -Always your conditions! 219 00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:23,358 -I had to deal with Raoul! -There it is! 220 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:26,487 -Trying to cut my nuts off! -Don't you talk about cutting! 221 00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:29,649 Not my fault your parents did a number on you. 222 00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:31,363 MONICA: Like the bitch who raised you... 223 00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:33,695 -...was Mother of the Year! -May that bitch rest in peace! 224 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:37,912 -Fuck you! -Yeah? Well, fuck you. 225 00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:47,000 Wait, where are you going? 226 00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:49,632 Monica. 227 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:56,058 Monica! Fuck! Christ! 228 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,397 ISIGHs[ 229 00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:15,412 WOMAN: Get the fuck back, Terry, I've got a shotgun. 230 00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:16,866 Not Terry. 231 00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:20,750 Fuck you want? 232 00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:26,419 -Hi, I'm Lip, Mandy's friend. -Mandy ain't here. 233 00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,207 Yeah, I need to talk to her. 234 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,259 No visitors. 235 00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:33,759 -Could you tell her it's me? -Could you step back... 236 00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:36,682 ...before I spray your organs all over my goddamn yard? 237 00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:38,138 [GUN COCKS] 238 00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:40,436 Now fuck off. 239 00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:43,597 ISIGHs[ 240 00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:57,078 Mandy! Look, you gotta call your dad off, all right? Get him to leave Ian alone! 241 00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:04,711 Just tell him the truth, you know, even if it's mine. 242 00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:08,289 If your dad needs to kill someone, tell him he can come after me! 243 00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:19,346 -Thought you had kids to take care of. -Situation changed. 244 00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:23,020 MEG: Iwish it had changed before I hired someone else. 245 00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:27,145 Gotta give them the spiel. No nips, no lips, no handles. This isn't a strip club. 246 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,652 -You still opening that new place? -Belle Epoque. 247 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:32,529 -More Gucci, less Axe Body Spray. -Anything for me there? 248 00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:34,486 -I wish. -I can do more than waitress. 249 00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:36,651 -I've bartended. -We're staffed up. 250 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:40,037 -Completely? -Need someone to run the upper bar. 251 00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:42,665 -I can do that. -Someone who can promote a night. 252 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:45,201 Well, I'm getting my GED. 253 00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:48,462 No one's gonna pay a thousand bucks for a $20 bottle of vodka... 254 00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:52,467 ...unless the service is impeccable. Ever manage, Oversee inventory, budgeting? 255 00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:56,761 I got too much on my plate to babysit. 256 00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:59,511 -Sorry. -Worth a shot. Thanks. 257 00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:04,099 [OVER SPEAKERS] Turn the music up All night like this 258 00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:06,601 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 259 00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:13,146 MONICA: Deb! Debbie! 260 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,573 [IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] Hi! How was school today? 261 00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:17,358 [MONICA LAUGHS] 262 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,949 -Who'd you steal it from? -[IN NORMAL VOICE] We bought it. 263 00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:23,406 [IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] Come on, get in. Now. 264 00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:28,293 Come on! Ha-ha-ha. 265 00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:29,916 Where's Frank? 266 00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:34,626 Wanna go shopping? Oh. Pretty girls’ day out. 267 00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:36,460 -Sure. -Ha-ha-ha. 268 00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:38,345 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Come on, let's go. Whoa! 269 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,298 I got it. Ha-ha-ha. 270 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,894 [MEN SHOUTING IN SPANISH] 271 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,905 [MEN LAUGHING] 272 00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:08,542 Fucking NAFTA. 273 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,919 [SPEAKS IN PORTUGUESE] 274 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,751 Uh.... No. 275 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,916 [SPEAKS IN PORTUGUESE] 276 00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:16,751 No. No. 277 00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:18,427 [SPEAKING IN PORTUGUESE] 278 00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:21,631 No. 279 00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:26,056 [ESTEFANIA SPEAKS IN PORTUGUESE] 280 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,680 [ESTEFANIA GIGGLES] 281 00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:29,973 [PHONE PLAYING DOG BARKING AS RINGTONE] 282 00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:33,480 -[WHISPERING] Marco? MARCO: Where the fuck am I? 283 00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:39,030 I've been trying to reach you. 284 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:44,571 Take small breaths. 285 00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:46,530 Any idea where you are? Can you hear anything? 286 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:54,043 I'm trying my best, Marco. Ration your food, like those Chilean miners. 287 00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:56,749 They only needed a couple of bites of tuna a day. 288 00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,130 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Hey. Don't pass that one up right there. 289 00:18:59,347 --> 00:19:01,212 [IN PORTUGUESE] 290 00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:02,968 ESTEFANIA [OVER PHONE]: 291 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,098 [IN ENGLISH] Hello? Hello, Marco? 292 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:07,302 [IN PORTUGUESE] 293 00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:08,510 [IN PORTUGUESE] 294 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,732 -Aah! -Surprise. 295 00:19:15,738 --> 00:19:17,729 [ESTEFANIA SPEAKING IN PORTUGUESE] 296 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,466 -Sheila, Ruben. -Oh.... 297 00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:44,381 -Got shot by his pimp, infection in his spine. -Ooh. Oh. 298 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:47,933 -Hi. Oh. -He can't hear you. Deaf since birth. 299 00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:50,181 That's why he started sucking a crack pipe. 300 00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:52,938 I'm proud to say young Ruben's come to see the Lord... 301 00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:57,352 ...does not accept excuses in exchange for first-class transportation upstairs. Heh. 302 00:19:57,571 --> 00:19:58,777 Been clean a year now. 303 00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:01,275 -Father, just a moment please? -Of course. 304 00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:04,692 He came to us three years ago during one of our... 305 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:07,077 -...winter nights for the homeless. -Yeah. 306 00:20:07,248 --> 00:20:10,115 Hung on a lot longer than any of us expected. 307 00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:12,078 —Saints be praised. -No, that wasn't-- 308 00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:14,118 We just can't afford to keep him. 309 00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:19,674 State cutbacks. You'll receive $50 a day for food and whatever else he needs... 310 00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:23,798 ...but let's just say I'm not going to be making any surprise visits. Heh, heh. 311 00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:27,010 [WHISPERING] Father, |'ve.... 312 00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:30,517 I've done a terrible thing. 313 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:34,723 I don't recognize myself anymore. 314 00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:40,232 When I look in the mirror, it's like another person is staring back at me... 315 00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:44,987 ...and I'm just—— I'm lost. 316 00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:51,789 Your purpose in life was to build a happy family, and you achieved that. 317 00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:55,622 And now, your husband's passed and your daughter's ready to fly the nest. 318 00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:57,832 But you're still needed. 319 00:20:58,007 --> 00:21:01,750 This is your purpose now. 320 00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:17,314 [SHOUTING] Hi, Ruben! I'm Sheila! 321 00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:20,358 [GRUNTING] 322 00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:26,865 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Okay. Great. Yeah, this will be great. 323 00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:46,006 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 324 00:21:51,894 --> 00:21:54,055 MONICA: Hey, sweetheart, is everything okay? 325 00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:56,642 Mandy's dad came looking for me at school. 326 00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:59,603 -Are you all right? -Managed to duck out before he saw me. 327 00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:03,856 -What's with the dolls? -Took Debbie shopping. 328 00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:07,569 I missed her birthday. We couldn't decide which to get so we got them all. 329 00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:09,904 DEBBIE: I'll get the other load. -There's more? 330 00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:14,489 [WHISPERING] I didn't have the heart to tell her I don't play with dolls. 331 00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:16,453 She practically filled the car. 332 00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:18,830 Car? 333 00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:21,958 -You bought a car? -How was your trigonometry midterm? 334 00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:27,922 C-minus. 335 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:31,926 -You passed! -I can kiss West Point goodbye. 336 00:22:32,142 --> 00:22:34,258 -West Point? -I was hoping to get in. 337 00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:37,178 Not that I'll live long enough now to go. 338 00:22:37,398 --> 00:22:39,889 Well, if you know you wanna be in the Army... 339 00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:42,729 ...why are you wasting your time with school? Join up. 340 00:22:43,988 --> 00:22:45,899 What are we waiting for? 341 00:22:46,115 --> 00:22:49,903 Happy birthday. Come on, let's go. 342 00:22:50,953 --> 00:22:52,944 [DOOR CLOSES] 343 00:22:54,832 --> 00:22:58,495 STEVE: Okay, the ship's called the Bonita. It's based out of Mexico. Lip? 344 00:22:58,669 --> 00:22:59,829 -Yup. STEVE: Focus. 345 00:23:00,004 --> 00:23:03,087 I am focusing. On the woman getting a spray tan in your bedroom. 346 00:23:03,257 --> 00:23:06,044 She's trying to lose her tan lines before Marco gets here. 347 00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:07,583 A noble endeavor I endorse. 348 00:23:07,761 --> 00:23:11,595 A waste of time if we do not track down Marco's ship and find out where he is. 349 00:23:11,765 --> 00:23:16,008 He is calling me in four hours, I need to give him good news. 350 00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:18,014 [WHISPERS] What, you didn't tell her I lost him? 351 00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:19,553 No. 352 00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:22,981 [IN NORMAL VOICE] It'd be a shame if he didn't make it. 353 00:23:23,152 --> 00:23:26,315 But, you know, naturally, I'd step up, be there to comfort her. 354 00:23:26,488 --> 00:23:30,356 All right, cut the shit, Lip. I lose Marco, I lose Fiona. 355 00:23:30,534 --> 00:23:34,243 Okay, okay, okay. Um.... 356 00:23:36,332 --> 00:23:39,950 All right, so the ship should be stopping to pick up extra cargo. 357 00:23:40,127 --> 00:23:41,287 Where is it? 358 00:23:41,462 --> 00:23:43,578 -Uh, be in Cleveland tonight. -Cleveland? 359 00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:46,372 So take him to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. 360 00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:49,667 But now, do me a favor, get the fuck out of my way? 361 00:23:50,471 --> 00:23:52,132 Thank you. 362 00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:56,674 [GUNFIRE ON TV] 363 00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:58,092 [MAN SCREAMS ON TV] 364 00:23:58,604 --> 00:23:59,639 MAN: Ran out of ammo. 365 00:23:59,813 --> 00:24:03,647 RECRUITER: Ever been outside Chicago? Army's sent me all over the world. 366 00:24:03,817 --> 00:24:08,277 I ate a croissant outside the Eiffel Tower and pizza in Rome. 367 00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:11,029 —The other branches are here too, huh? -Yes, ma'am. 368 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:13,907 We'll train you too, so when you finish your service... 369 00:24:14,078 --> 00:24:16,239 ...you can secure a good-paying job back home. 370 00:24:16,413 --> 00:24:18,825 So, what are they playing? That looks fun. 371 00:24:18,999 --> 00:24:20,159 "America's Army 3." 372 00:24:21,001 --> 00:24:23,083 We could use more bright young men like you. 373 00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:26,620 -How soon can I ship out? -Okay. 374 00:24:27,424 --> 00:24:29,710 So U.S. citizen, right? 375 00:24:29,885 --> 00:24:32,297 —Ever been convicted of a crime? -Uh, no, sir. 376 00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:34,803 What year'd you graduate? 377 00:24:35,057 --> 00:24:36,547 I'm a junior. 378 00:24:36,725 --> 00:24:38,056 In high school? 379 00:24:40,854 --> 00:24:43,186 Gonna have to see me when you got your diploma. 380 00:24:43,357 --> 00:24:45,723 -What? -You're turning him down? 381 00:24:45,901 --> 00:24:48,062 -He needs to be a high school graduate. -Why? 382 00:24:48,237 --> 00:24:51,070 -The rules, ma'am. I'm sorry. -Fuck the rules, sign him up. 383 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:56,109 —Ma'am, I'm sorry, but it's really not-- -He wants to serve his country. 384 00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:00,408 Finish school, stay in touch. 385 00:25:00,582 --> 00:25:03,494 You have to know trigonometry to get killed for your country? 386 00:25:03,669 --> 00:25:06,456 You send him out to do multiplication or kill towelheads? 387 00:25:06,630 --> 00:25:09,918 IAN: All right, let's just—- -No wonder you can't win a fucking war. 388 00:25:10,092 --> 00:25:12,879 IAN: Thanks for your time. -Because of shitheads like you... 389 00:25:13,053 --> 00:25:15,840 ...we're gonna be eating egg rolls and speaking slant-eye. 390 00:25:16,015 --> 00:25:21,726 Army too chickenshit? Fuck you, we're going to the Navy. 391 00:25:28,610 --> 00:25:32,194 KEVIN: Veronica. I got 20 minutes left on my break. 392 00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:35,697 That should give us enough time to go three times, easy. 393 00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:38,405 -Just ate. -That's okay, I'll do all the work. 394 00:25:38,579 --> 00:25:39,659 -Maybe later. -Come On. 395 00:25:39,830 --> 00:25:43,573 The best part about making a baby is you get to have sex while we're doing it. 396 00:25:43,751 --> 00:25:45,707 -Not likely. -What are you talking about? 397 00:25:45,878 --> 00:25:47,038 Making a baby. 398 00:25:47,212 --> 00:25:49,749 I told you, the ball doctor said we're good to go. 399 00:25:49,923 --> 00:25:51,083 I'm talking about me. 400 00:25:51,258 --> 00:25:55,126 Went to the clinic today. Said me having kids "not likely." 401 00:25:55,304 --> 00:25:56,840 PID. 402 00:25:57,014 --> 00:25:59,505 -Is that bad? -Bad enough. 403 00:26:00,142 --> 00:26:02,758 -It's gonna be okay. -Never really wanted them anyway. 404 00:26:02,936 --> 00:26:05,643 -What? What do you mean? -I like things the way they are. 405 00:26:05,814 --> 00:26:07,429 -Why change? -It's what we wanted. 406 00:26:07,608 --> 00:26:09,473 -Not what I wanted. -We talked about it. 407 00:26:09,651 --> 00:26:11,892 I was telling you what you wanted to hear. 408 00:26:12,071 --> 00:26:14,232 -So you were lying? -You calling me a liar? 409 00:26:14,406 --> 00:26:15,896 Maybe. If you lied about it. 410 00:26:16,075 --> 00:26:18,066 You were thinking about what you wanted. 411 00:26:18,243 --> 00:26:19,733 Now you're calling me selfish? 412 00:26:19,912 --> 00:26:23,120 Congratulations, you just got everything you wanted all along. 413 00:26:26,126 --> 00:26:28,367 Fuck, that hurt. 414 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:35,416 MAN: All right, GED practice test next week. 415 00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:37,926 And remember, knives count as weapons... 416 00:26:38,097 --> 00:26:40,053 ...so please leave them at home. 417 00:26:40,224 --> 00:26:43,136 -Looking at you, Miguel and Shontasia. -Me? 418 00:26:45,270 --> 00:26:47,886 FIONA: Hi. Fiona Gallagher. -Mm-hm. 419 00:26:48,065 --> 00:26:51,523 I'm just wondering if there's anything more I should be doing. 420 00:26:51,693 --> 00:26:53,308 Only the second class. 421 00:26:53,946 --> 00:26:56,232 Anything I could be studying at home? 422 00:26:59,827 --> 00:27:00,862 Mm-hm. 423 00:27:01,036 --> 00:27:03,652 -Family thing. -What are you gonna do with your GED? 424 00:27:04,289 --> 00:27:07,156 I was tossing around the idea of club-restaurant management. 425 00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:12,419 I'm afraid the GED only takes you so far nowadays. 426 00:27:12,589 --> 00:27:14,671 Didn't mention that in your opening remarks. 427 00:27:14,842 --> 00:27:17,174 They encourage us not to. 428 00:27:17,344 --> 00:27:20,632 Guess I need to aim a little lower. Massage therapist? 429 00:27:20,806 --> 00:27:25,391 You're here because there's a gap in your education, not your intelligence. 430 00:27:25,561 --> 00:27:28,348 -You live near Daley College? -The JC? 431 00:27:28,522 --> 00:27:32,014 They offer a range of business Courses. Have scholarships, financial aid. 432 00:27:32,192 --> 00:27:36,026 You can take classes while holding down a job. You have the time now? 433 00:27:37,781 --> 00:27:39,146 I might, yeah. 434 00:27:39,366 --> 00:27:41,778 Don't have to aim low. 435 00:27:50,294 --> 00:27:53,286 You're only my second patient. 436 00:27:53,463 --> 00:27:56,830 My first one died, so one for one. 437 00:27:57,217 --> 00:27:58,332 [COUGHING] 438 00:27:58,510 --> 00:28:01,877 Aw. Do you...? Um.... 439 00:28:02,055 --> 00:28:05,047 Do you want me... 440 00:28:06,185 --> 00:28:10,019 ...to end your suffering? 441 00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:12,521 Do you want me to...? 442 00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:14,682 [GRUNTSI 443 00:28:15,235 --> 00:28:16,941 Like...? 444 00:28:17,154 --> 00:28:19,691 You just say the word and I'll: 445 00:28:19,865 --> 00:28:21,696 [MUFFLED GRUNTING] 446 00:28:22,075 --> 00:28:23,281 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 447 00:28:23,452 --> 00:28:24,908 Yes? Was that a yes? 448 00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:27,569 It was just hard to hear. 449 00:28:27,748 --> 00:28:31,161 Maybe if you plug the hole with your finger? 450 00:28:32,878 --> 00:28:35,540 Okay, bit of a whistle. Maybe try the thumb. 451 00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:37,124 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] 452 00:28:37,341 --> 00:28:39,502 Hungry? Oh! 453 00:28:39,676 --> 00:28:41,792 Yes, I have something special. 454 00:28:41,970 --> 00:28:46,054 Yes, you just wait right there. Um.... 455 00:28:46,225 --> 00:28:51,845 Hey, look what I have. Creme brulée. 456 00:28:52,022 --> 00:28:55,514 Would you like some? Okay. 457 00:28:57,319 --> 00:29:00,686 Let's see, if I put this in your mouth... 458 00:29:00,864 --> 00:29:04,777 ...is it just gonna spill out that hole? 459 00:29:07,037 --> 00:29:10,370 -Monica! MONICA: I'm in here. 460 00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:15,292 I'm replacing the shelf paper. It's gonna look great in here. 461 00:29:16,380 --> 00:29:19,372 -What? -You wanna apologize? 462 00:29:19,549 --> 00:29:20,629 For what? 463 00:29:20,801 --> 00:29:23,508 For leaving me in fucking Indiana somewhere. 464 00:29:23,679 --> 00:29:26,967 -I should've hit you with the car. -Walked 10, 15 miles. 465 00:29:27,683 --> 00:29:28,923 You must be tired. 466 00:29:29,101 --> 00:29:30,591 Froze my ass off. 467 00:29:32,896 --> 00:29:34,887 How about a bath? 468 00:29:35,065 --> 00:29:38,273 I'll run you a bath, and then after... 469 00:29:38,443 --> 00:29:41,560 ...we can do what we do best. 470 00:29:41,738 --> 00:29:44,605 -We don't have an eightball. -Not that. 471 00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:47,274 -Sex? -A kid. 472 00:29:47,452 --> 00:29:49,738 Oh, Frank, let's do it. 473 00:29:49,913 --> 00:29:56,500 Who are we to deny the world another shining Gallagher star? 474 00:29:56,962 --> 00:29:58,953 We had one kid on coke. Debbie. 475 00:29:59,131 --> 00:30:01,338 -That was Carl. -No, Carl was E. 476 00:30:01,508 --> 00:30:03,920 -Thought Liam was E. -Liam was acid. 477 00:30:04,094 --> 00:30:05,379 -Don't you remember? -Yeah. 478 00:30:05,554 --> 00:30:09,888 Christmas Eve, I got it from that bail-bond guy. We had our own rave. 479 00:30:10,058 --> 00:30:14,051 Till the kids came downstairs asking for fucking gifts. 480 00:30:14,229 --> 00:30:17,642 But we've never made a little rug rat on GHB. 481 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:20,061 Aw.... 482 00:30:20,277 --> 00:30:24,737 Yeah. Yeah, let's do this. 483 00:30:24,906 --> 00:30:25,941 Not in my room. 484 00:30:26,116 --> 00:30:27,401 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 485 00:30:27,617 --> 00:30:29,949 Need to get shitfaced. Don't wanna do it alone. 486 00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:31,701 -I'll pour, you talk. -I'll get the cups. 487 00:30:31,872 --> 00:30:33,612 [PHONE PLAYS RINGTONE] 488 00:30:33,790 --> 00:30:36,076 -What do you want? -I have to cancel our date. 489 00:30:36,251 --> 00:30:37,457 -What date? -I'm sorry. 490 00:30:37,627 --> 00:30:40,084 Keep tomorrow night free, okay? I gotta go. 491 00:30:40,255 --> 00:30:41,540 You find the ship? 492 00:30:41,715 --> 00:30:42,830 Thank you. 493 00:30:44,009 --> 00:30:45,795 There's nothing on it. 494 00:30:45,969 --> 00:30:49,177 MAN: I guess they unloaded it already. -Where are the containers? 495 00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:51,760 How the fuck should I know? 496 00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:05,898 Fuck. 497 00:31:07,991 --> 00:31:09,151 [DOOR BELLS JINGLE] 498 00:31:09,326 --> 00:31:11,658 Easy. Fuck. 499 00:31:14,498 --> 00:31:15,578 Is that Linda's? 500 00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:17,956 It already shot one Milkovich. 501 00:31:18,126 --> 00:31:20,412 I got a way we can get rid of Mandy's dad. 502 00:31:20,587 --> 00:31:22,873 Don't even have to fire a bullet. 503 00:31:23,507 --> 00:31:26,374 -He's on parole, right? -Kidnapping and grand theft auto. 504 00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:30,464 What do you think the cops would do if they found one of those in his house? 505 00:31:30,639 --> 00:31:33,130 -Linda will know if we took it. -Grammy's 9 mm. 506 00:31:34,059 --> 00:31:36,516 -He could get six years. -Yeah, or life. 507 00:31:36,686 --> 00:31:39,519 The serial numbers aren't scratched off. 508 00:31:39,689 --> 00:31:43,557 The gun's bound to have racked up a body count. All we have to do is plant it. 509 00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:46,727 I got nothing to lose. I bombed the trig midterm. 510 00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:48,111 How bad? 511 00:31:48,281 --> 00:31:50,272 -I tried to enlist. -What? 512 00:31:50,450 --> 00:31:53,487 Monica took me. Figured Mandy's dad couldn't kill me in Kabul. 513 00:31:53,662 --> 00:31:57,075 -There's plenty of Muslims who could. -Well, they all turned me down. 514 00:31:57,249 --> 00:31:59,831 The Army, the Navy, Marines, Air Force. 515 00:32:00,001 --> 00:32:02,037 Still got the Coast Guard. 516 00:32:02,212 --> 00:32:04,168 It's my fucking funeral. 517 00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:11,044 Look, just lay low until tomorrow morning, okay? 518 00:32:12,514 --> 00:32:13,629 Don't forget the gun. 519 00:32:20,564 --> 00:32:23,772 On top of managing the bar, I could've got my own night to promote. 520 00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:26,024 Why we talking about a job you didn't get? 521 00:32:26,194 --> 00:32:27,229 I really wanted it. 522 00:32:27,404 --> 00:32:30,521 Don't spend time thinking about things you can't have. 523 00:32:31,491 --> 00:32:33,231 Doctor didn't say it was impossible. 524 00:32:33,410 --> 00:32:34,650 Close to it. 525 00:32:34,828 --> 00:32:37,069 Since when do you take no for an answer? 526 00:32:37,247 --> 00:32:39,613 Since when do you? 527 00:32:42,252 --> 00:32:45,415 JODY [SINGING]: How can I just let you walk away? 528 00:32:45,589 --> 00:32:49,252 Just let you leave without a trace 529 00:32:49,593 --> 00:32:53,677 When I stand here taking every breath 530 00:32:53,847 --> 00:32:56,884 With you, ooh 531 00:32:57,267 --> 00:33:02,978 Sheila, you're the only one who really knew me at all. 532 00:33:08,653 --> 00:33:13,067 Wake up, baby, come on. Mommy needs your help. Where is Ian? 533 00:33:13,241 --> 00:33:16,028 Come on, it's gonna be fun. 534 00:33:16,578 --> 00:33:21,038 Debbie, don't forget your father. 535 00:33:26,379 --> 00:33:28,995 Thanks for letting me talk your ear off last night, Fi. 536 00:33:29,174 --> 00:33:31,005 I'll tell her when she gets back. 537 00:33:31,176 --> 00:33:33,633 Where the hell did she go this early? 538 00:34:11,841 --> 00:34:15,584 Hey. He's still in there. They leave a key anywhere? 539 00:34:15,762 --> 00:34:18,629 Door's unlocked. Who would be crazy enough to break in? 540 00:34:18,848 --> 00:34:21,681 Right. You bring Grammy's gun? 541 00:34:24,396 --> 00:34:26,261 Remember to wipe your prints off. 542 00:34:26,481 --> 00:34:28,142 There he is. 543 00:34:44,124 --> 00:34:45,660 Where should we plant it? 544 00:34:45,834 --> 00:34:47,825 Maybe beside all the others? 545 00:34:49,254 --> 00:34:51,415 IAN: Jesus. 546 00:34:52,674 --> 00:34:54,915 LIP: Like bringing a joint to a crack house. 547 00:34:57,762 --> 00:34:58,877 [DOOR OPENS] 548 00:35:04,394 --> 00:35:06,430 What the fuck? 549 00:35:09,190 --> 00:35:10,851 550 00:35:11,985 --> 00:35:13,725 Move, move, move. 551 00:35:14,738 --> 00:35:15,773 IYELLS] 552 00:35:24,539 --> 00:35:26,029 TERRY: Huh? 553 00:35:29,961 --> 00:35:32,247 I'm gonna fucking waste your Peter Pan ass. 554 00:35:32,422 --> 00:35:33,958 Put it down. 555 00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:36,043 -The fuck you doing? -Let him go. 556 00:35:36,217 --> 00:35:37,832 The little shit broke in. 557 00:35:38,011 --> 00:35:39,547 -He's not the dad! -He knows. 558 00:35:39,721 --> 00:35:41,962 -The fuck I do. -I told you whose it is. 559 00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:44,597 Let him go, Dad. This is between us. 560 00:35:55,028 --> 00:35:56,359 Your dad? 561 00:35:56,529 --> 00:36:00,442 Another word and I'll blow your brains all over the fucking linoleum. 562 00:36:10,210 --> 00:36:11,541 What are you doing here? 563 00:36:11,711 --> 00:36:14,578 I didn't wanna sleep in our bed without you. 564 00:36:14,756 --> 00:36:16,417 Your eyes are red. 565 00:36:16,591 --> 00:36:18,957 I couldn't sleep. You? 566 00:36:21,763 --> 00:36:24,300 —I'lI go first. -No, me. 567 00:36:24,474 --> 00:36:27,216 -I called you a liar. -Only because I am. 568 00:36:27,394 --> 00:36:30,932 Said I didn't want kids. I did. 569 00:36:32,399 --> 00:36:33,514 Yeah. 570 00:36:36,903 --> 00:36:39,940 You know, there are lots of kids who need a home. 571 00:36:40,115 --> 00:36:41,776 Fucked up foster kids like me. 572 00:36:41,950 --> 00:36:45,363 Exactly. We could build up our own army, like Wesley Snipes. 573 00:36:45,537 --> 00:36:46,868 Take over the neighborhood. 574 00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:49,196 [KEVIN SIGHS] 575 00:36:50,125 --> 00:36:55,245 You know, no one said that we have to stop trying. 576 00:36:55,422 --> 00:36:58,505 -Oh.... -Ha-ha-ha. Come here. 577 00:37:00,176 --> 00:37:01,507 [VERONICA LAUGHS] 578 00:37:05,265 --> 00:37:09,429 I'm going to slit your throat with a motherfucking can opener! 579 00:37:09,602 --> 00:37:12,514 I have no food, my fucking phone is dying, man! 580 00:37:12,689 --> 00:37:14,850 I am trying to find you. 581 00:37:15,024 --> 00:37:16,730 Estefania, please! 582 00:37:16,901 --> 00:37:19,233 You were on your way to Georgia but got rerouted. 583 00:37:19,404 --> 00:37:21,816 I don't care, man. I don't fucking care. 584 00:37:21,990 --> 00:37:25,278 Listen, ljust finished an hour conversation with my brother... 585 00:37:25,452 --> 00:37:28,285 ...and he's dead 12 years. Get me out of here! 586 00:37:28,455 --> 00:37:31,117 -Why don't you give it a rest? -Hello? 587 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,285 Hello? 588 00:37:33,752 --> 00:37:35,333 [SPEAKING IN PORTUGUESE] 589 00:37:35,545 --> 00:37:37,661 -Fuck! -Aah! 590 00:37:38,214 --> 00:37:40,876 You.... Dead man. 591 00:37:46,723 --> 00:37:49,055 What are you doing? 592 00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:52,384 What does it look like? I'm steam-cleaning the rug. 593 00:37:52,562 --> 00:37:54,518 I rented it from Jewel-Osco. 594 00:37:54,689 --> 00:37:57,726 When's the last time you think this has been cleaned? 595 00:37:57,901 --> 00:37:59,516 How many miles did you run? 596 00:38:01,946 --> 00:38:04,107 -Foun -You'll be up to six in no time. 597 00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:07,365 Yeah, take a shower while there's still hot water. 598 00:38:08,536 --> 00:38:10,151 Hey, Carl. 599 00:38:12,332 --> 00:38:13,367 Carl? 600 00:38:15,335 --> 00:38:17,621 Hey, just want a second with Mandy, okay? 601 00:38:17,796 --> 00:38:19,002 You need this? 602 00:38:24,135 --> 00:38:26,751 -All right, I'll see you later. -Yeah. 603 00:38:33,061 --> 00:38:34,551 So.... 604 00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:40,390 -When'd you get home? -Last night. 605 00:38:42,946 --> 00:38:45,688 He drinks and mistakes me for Mom. 606 00:38:45,865 --> 00:38:48,447 Only once in a while, not like it's a big deal. 607 00:38:49,953 --> 00:38:52,444 Watch the fucking look on your face. 608 00:38:52,872 --> 00:38:55,739 A Gallagher looking down on me? I don't think so. 609 00:38:56,876 --> 00:38:58,332 Why'd he think it was me? 610 00:38:59,087 --> 00:39:00,623 Blacks out. 611 00:39:01,506 --> 00:39:03,417 Forgets. 612 00:39:04,133 --> 00:39:06,670 Lip better keep his mouth shut. 613 00:39:06,845 --> 00:39:08,085 He will. 614 00:39:08,638 --> 00:39:11,596 I just wish the whole thing would go away. 615 00:39:13,977 --> 00:39:15,433 We can make it. 616 00:39:15,603 --> 00:39:18,811 -You got $600 lying around? -We can raise it. 617 00:39:20,859 --> 00:39:22,975 The money, not the baby. 618 00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:26,060 You'd do that? 619 00:39:27,448 --> 00:39:29,279 You're my girlfriend. 620 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:42,540 Anthony Bourdain? Sanjay Gupta? 621 00:39:43,506 --> 00:39:47,749 Nancy Grace. There's gotta be a missing white girl somewhere. 622 00:39:47,927 --> 00:39:50,418 Aw, Ruben, I'm trying. 623 00:39:50,597 --> 00:39:55,011 No? You don't want TV, you don't eat. 624 00:39:55,643 --> 00:40:00,228 Do you have a wish? Before you go? Anything I can get you? 625 00:40:04,193 --> 00:40:05,979 Yeah? 626 00:40:07,906 --> 00:40:12,650 Oh. Oh, I don't-- I'm not sure what you mean. Oh. 627 00:40:12,869 --> 00:40:15,281 -Milk. Eggs. -Aw.... 628 00:40:16,039 --> 00:40:17,449 -Hey, bro. -He can't hear you. 629 00:40:17,624 --> 00:40:19,239 Is it getting cold out there? 630 00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:23,126 -I could use a shower. -That's not a good idea. 631 00:40:27,216 --> 00:40:28,547 Hey, I: 632 00:40:36,351 --> 00:40:40,060 Uh.... Okay, I'll tell her. 633 00:40:40,229 --> 00:40:42,971 I spent the past few months learning baby sign language. 634 00:40:43,149 --> 00:40:45,390 He says he hates creme brulée. 635 00:40:45,568 --> 00:40:46,557 [BLOWS RASPBERRY] 636 00:40:46,736 --> 00:40:48,226 -It gives him the runs. -Oh. 637 00:40:48,404 --> 00:40:51,692 I noticed that. Is there anything he does like? 638 00:40:51,866 --> 00:40:53,982 JODY: What do you wanna eat? 639 00:40:55,244 --> 00:40:57,860 -Know how to make cake? -Strawberry shortcake. 640 00:40:58,039 --> 00:40:59,950 JODY: Strawberry shortcake? 641 00:41:00,124 --> 00:41:01,409 No, he says, "Fuck that." 642 00:41:01,584 --> 00:41:07,454 Vanilla cake with a shitload of Grand Marnier. 643 00:41:07,632 --> 00:41:09,964 Hey, you need to watch your language, bro. 644 00:41:10,134 --> 00:41:13,672 Uh, there's one more thing before he kicks it. 645 00:41:13,846 --> 00:41:14,835 Uh.... 646 00:41:15,014 --> 00:41:16,424 -Want to fuck. -Hey! 647 00:41:16,599 --> 00:41:19,306 Out of line, bro. That's a lady right there. 648 00:41:19,894 --> 00:41:22,806 SHEILA: What'd he say? -He's sorry. 649 00:41:22,981 --> 00:41:25,768 He'll settle for something else. 650 00:41:29,862 --> 00:41:31,773 Oh.... 651 00:41:32,031 --> 00:41:34,022 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 652 00:41:35,576 --> 00:41:38,864 MEG: Everything but the Cristal in the cooler. MAN: All right. 653 00:41:46,546 --> 00:41:48,753 I want the job. 654 00:41:50,383 --> 00:41:53,045 -Fiona-- -You asked if I'd managed before. 655 00:41:53,219 --> 00:41:56,711 Yeah, a houseful of kids. Taught me how to smack with one hand... 656 00:41:56,889 --> 00:41:59,346 ...while giving a pat on the back with the other. 657 00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:01,223 Inventory, budgeting? 658 00:42:01,394 --> 00:42:06,013 Go grocery shopping for a family of six with what's in my pocket, then let's talk. 659 00:42:06,733 --> 00:42:09,224 Somebody saw that you were more than a cage dancer... 660 00:42:09,402 --> 00:42:11,438 ...and they took a chance on you. 661 00:42:16,576 --> 00:42:18,487 I can do this. 662 00:42:20,830 --> 00:42:22,536 I got a pre—opening event tonight. 663 00:42:22,707 --> 00:42:25,449 -Things move fast, gotta keep up. -I will. 664 00:42:26,586 --> 00:42:28,372 All right, let's give it a shot. 665 00:42:28,963 --> 00:42:33,878 That's what managers wear. Pick out your size. I gotta go audition DJs. 666 00:42:34,427 --> 00:42:36,167 I'm gonna kick ass, Meg. 667 00:42:36,345 --> 00:42:38,927 All right, I'll see you at 9. 668 00:42:40,850 --> 00:42:42,135 IAN: Okay, cool. 669 00:42:42,310 --> 00:42:45,052 Yeah, thanks, man. Kev says we're all set for the Alibi. 670 00:42:45,229 --> 00:42:47,311 Why do we have to do this stupid fundraiser? 671 00:42:47,482 --> 00:42:51,145 -Mandy needs our help. -Got more chocolate-chip cookies. 672 00:42:51,319 --> 00:42:54,106 Every buck counts, right? Who wants another batch? 673 00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:56,396 Peanut butter? Toffee? 674 00:42:56,574 --> 00:42:59,281 Where's the tape? Can't find anything in this kitchen. 675 00:43:00,286 --> 00:43:02,151 When are we moving the furniture back? 676 00:43:02,330 --> 00:43:04,446 Debbie, I love your poster. 677 00:43:04,624 --> 00:43:08,412 Who'd you get your artistic talent from? Who wants to sample a cookie? 678 00:43:08,586 --> 00:43:11,328 FRANK: Me. IAN: Uh, they're for the fundraiser. 679 00:43:11,506 --> 00:43:14,213 Blood sugar's dipping trying to keep up with your mother. 680 00:43:14,383 --> 00:43:16,419 -She's wearing me out. CARL: I'm done. 681 00:43:18,554 --> 00:43:21,170 Uh, it's "fundraiser," not "fun razor." 682 00:43:21,349 --> 00:43:24,432 Want them to show up, make them think someone's getting cut. 683 00:43:24,602 --> 00:43:25,591 [IMITATES RAZOR CUTTING] 684 00:43:25,812 --> 00:43:27,723 All right, make Copies, man. 685 00:43:27,897 --> 00:43:31,435 I'll take him. Come on, you and me, Carl. We can take the new car. 686 00:43:31,609 --> 00:43:33,395 Can't get enough Carl-and-Mommy time. 687 00:43:33,569 --> 00:43:36,276 Do you need some new clothes? We could stop at JC Penney. 688 00:43:36,781 --> 00:43:39,944 -I can drive. -No-- Do you have a license? 689 00:43:43,204 --> 00:43:47,243 Mom's never gonna shampoo the rug, is she? 690 00:43:49,669 --> 00:43:52,536 STEVE: Will you calm down? Okay, will you sit down? Take a seat! 691 00:43:52,713 --> 00:43:54,044 [ESTEFANIA SHOUTING IN PORTUGUESE] 692 00:43:54,215 --> 00:43:57,673 If I knew what you were saying, I'm sure that it's great, but can you--? 693 00:43:57,844 --> 00:44:01,211 I am trying my best. I am trying—— 694 00:44:01,389 --> 00:44:04,506 -You. Where have you been? LIP: I'm not on fucking retainer. 695 00:44:04,684 --> 00:44:06,470 Okay, Marco's disappeared. 696 00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:10,102 He's on a truck somewhere, no idea where. 697 00:44:10,273 --> 00:44:11,854 That's not good. 698 00:44:12,024 --> 00:44:15,266 —Whoa, you know Portuguese? -Yeah, it's like Italian. 699 00:44:15,778 --> 00:44:19,236 She says if you don't find Marco alive, she's gonna call her father. 700 00:44:21,075 --> 00:44:24,363 Hope you're not wed to your eyes or your tongue. 701 00:44:26,747 --> 00:44:28,237 Or your dick. 702 00:44:28,416 --> 00:44:29,906 Here, hold this? 703 00:44:31,419 --> 00:44:35,378 -No, no, no. Who are you calling? -I got a teamster friend in the local 710. 704 00:44:37,508 --> 00:44:39,214 Yeah, yo, Tully. 705 00:44:39,385 --> 00:44:44,630 I'm looking for a container one of your drivers is hauling. Uh-huh. 706 00:44:44,807 --> 00:44:46,923 Yeah, sure, I can hold. 707 00:44:48,311 --> 00:44:50,302 [I NDISTI NCT RADIO CHATTER] 708 00:44:51,522 --> 00:44:52,932 MONICA: Oh, shit, Carl. 709 00:44:53,107 --> 00:44:57,476 Carl, switch places. Come on. Quick, quick, quick. 710 00:45:00,364 --> 00:45:02,980 Look innocent. Good. 711 00:45:03,159 --> 00:45:06,743 Hi. You're supposed to be wearing your seat belt. 712 00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:11,782 Think these'|| match. What you looking up? 713 00:45:11,959 --> 00:45:14,416 -Nothing. -It's my computer. 714 00:45:14,587 --> 00:45:18,455 You don't know how to do private browsing, I'll check the history later. 715 00:45:21,135 --> 00:45:22,921 Richard Daley College? 716 00:45:23,429 --> 00:45:26,887 -Just seeing what's out there. -You gotta get Lip back in high school... 717 00:45:27,058 --> 00:45:29,674 ...before you got any shot of getting him into college. 718 00:45:29,852 --> 00:45:31,592 Actually, it's for me. 719 00:45:31,771 --> 00:45:34,478 If I pass my GED next month, I could enroll for January. 720 00:45:34,649 --> 00:45:37,140 I could fit in two classes a day before the club. 721 00:45:37,318 --> 00:45:41,027 Study marketing, I could be promoting my own night before end of semester. 722 00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:44,902 Good for you, Fi. Why didn't you just say so? 723 00:45:45,076 --> 00:45:48,489 I thought you was looking at Kev's dick pics. 724 00:45:48,663 --> 00:45:50,654 [BOTH LAUGH] 725 00:45:53,125 --> 00:45:56,083 Hey, Gallagher, you seen Fiona? I've been looking for her. 726 00:45:56,254 --> 00:45:58,620 -Why, what's up? -Your mom's down at the station. 727 00:45:58,798 --> 00:46:01,210 Bring bail money. 728 00:46:06,055 --> 00:46:08,046 [INHALING] 729 00:46:28,202 --> 00:46:30,284 Dying wish. 730 00:46:30,454 --> 00:46:32,615 How we gonna feed it to him? 731 00:46:32,790 --> 00:46:34,451 Oh. 732 00:46:40,673 --> 00:46:42,083 [WHIMPERING] 733 00:46:43,301 --> 00:46:45,917 Think he wants another hit. 734 00:46:46,095 --> 00:46:48,302 He worked so hard to get clean. 735 00:46:49,598 --> 00:46:51,884 Sometimes it's not worth holding out. 736 00:46:52,059 --> 00:46:56,052 Life's too short. Why not just give in? 737 00:47:20,963 --> 00:47:24,751 I'm not here for your stash. I need bail money, I only have a grand. 738 00:47:26,635 --> 00:47:28,967 You have a grand? 739 00:47:35,519 --> 00:47:36,850 Where's the squirrel fund? 740 00:47:37,021 --> 00:47:38,932 The hell's a squirrel fund? 741 00:47:39,106 --> 00:47:43,941 -Empty your fucking pockets. -You talk to your father that way? 742 00:47:50,785 --> 00:47:56,701 Get the fucking key and get me out of here. 743 00:47:56,874 --> 00:47:58,239 I want my phone call. 744 00:48:00,086 --> 00:48:03,453 I'm gonna get my lawyer and Rodney King your asses. 745 00:48:03,631 --> 00:48:06,919 Your brother was driving. He got a nasty bump, but he'll be fine. 746 00:48:07,093 --> 00:48:09,960 I told my captain your mom was driving under the influence. 747 00:48:10,137 --> 00:48:12,173 MONICA: You feel powerful locking me up? 748 00:48:12,348 --> 00:48:13,554 She's not making it easy. 749 00:48:14,725 --> 00:48:16,761 MONICA: I'm not invisible. 750 00:48:16,936 --> 00:48:18,517 Hey, buddy, you doing okay? 751 00:48:18,687 --> 00:48:23,021 Do you hear me? I'm right here. 752 00:48:23,734 --> 00:48:26,726 I'm right here. I'm here. 753 00:48:28,489 --> 00:48:31,151 -Thank you. KEVIN: Thattaboy, Jack. 754 00:48:34,662 --> 00:48:36,118 What the fuck is this? 755 00:48:36,580 --> 00:48:38,286 IAN: We're raising money. 756 00:48:38,457 --> 00:48:41,369 For Mandy. Twenty-five dollars, all the well drinks you want. 757 00:48:41,544 --> 00:48:44,126 You got 10 minutes to sign up for the pool tournament. 758 00:48:44,296 --> 00:48:46,662 Five dollar entry fee, bragging rights at stake. 759 00:48:47,133 --> 00:48:48,418 Thanks for all your help. 760 00:48:48,592 --> 00:48:50,548 Too many Gallaghers in the world already. 761 00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:53,711 Lip, now you? Instead of passing rubbers out at your school... 762 00:48:53,889 --> 00:48:56,221 ...they should be passing them out at your house. 763 00:48:56,392 --> 00:48:58,178 -Hey, Debbie. Cookies. -Oh. 764 00:48:58,352 --> 00:49:03,267 We have dollar a cookie, a buck fifty a brownie, 70 for the gun. 765 00:49:03,441 --> 00:49:04,476 Oh. 766 00:49:04,650 --> 00:49:06,606 Hey, how'd you get so many people here? 767 00:49:06,777 --> 00:49:08,768 Told them proceeds go to a great cause. 768 00:49:08,946 --> 00:49:10,937 It's for a church retreat. 769 00:49:11,115 --> 00:49:12,730 Kids with cleft palates. 770 00:49:12,908 --> 00:49:15,741 Here. The NRA. 771 00:49:15,911 --> 00:49:18,493 The resistance against the Zionist occupation. 772 00:49:36,515 --> 00:49:39,097 Hey, wow, you look great. 773 00:49:40,478 --> 00:49:43,311 -Where's Pele? -Florida. Sunshine state. 774 00:49:43,481 --> 00:49:47,099 Heading to the airport, wanted to stop by and ask for another rain check. 775 00:49:47,276 --> 00:49:48,436 —Rain check? -Yeah, I mean-- 776 00:49:48,611 --> 00:49:49,646 [CAR HORN HONKING] 777 00:49:49,820 --> 00:49:51,481 Tomorrow, I'm all yours, okay? 778 00:49:51,655 --> 00:49:53,486 Who says I want you? 779 00:49:53,657 --> 00:49:54,692 [ESTEFANIA SPEAKS IN PORTUGUESE] 780 00:49:54,867 --> 00:49:56,357 Got it. 781 00:50:06,921 --> 00:50:08,752 [GRUNTSI 782 00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:13,048 -Where the fuck have you been? FIONA: You back for good orjust visiting? 783 00:50:13,219 --> 00:50:16,427 -Just bailed Monica out ofjail. -What? Why? 784 00:50:16,597 --> 00:50:18,963 Cops and their fucking quotas, why do you think? 785 00:50:19,141 --> 00:50:21,177 She let Carl play bumper cars with a Buick. 786 00:50:21,352 --> 00:50:24,719 -Is he okay? -"ls he okay?" What about your mother? 787 00:50:24,897 --> 00:50:29,140 She birthed your ungrateful asses. I'm late for a meeting. 788 00:50:29,735 --> 00:50:31,225 They said Carl's gonna be fine. 789 00:50:31,403 --> 00:50:34,110 But it's hard to tell, he's concussed more than he isn't. 790 00:50:34,281 --> 00:50:35,862 Don't let him fall asleep. 791 00:50:36,033 --> 00:50:37,989 You're AWOL, now you're giving orders? 792 00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:39,696 -I was around. -Really? 793 00:50:39,870 --> 00:50:43,328 So you know Monica spent all the squirrel-fund money? 794 00:50:44,625 --> 00:50:47,207 I wouldn't have even had the cash to bail her out... 795 00:50:47,378 --> 00:50:50,836 ...if I didn't return a bunch of dolls I found in Debbie's room. 796 00:50:51,006 --> 00:50:54,840 The first rule you learn in this house, you hide the goddamn money. 797 00:50:57,888 --> 00:51:00,300 -She seemed better. -Look at this place. 798 00:51:00,474 --> 00:51:02,715 The sofa is in the kitchen. 799 00:51:02,893 --> 00:51:05,179 For fuck's sake, she tried to get Ian to enlist. 800 00:51:05,354 --> 00:51:06,560 She what? 801 00:51:06,730 --> 00:51:09,642 What did you think was gonna happen, Fiona? 802 00:51:10,776 --> 00:51:12,858 Thought it might be different this time. 803 00:51:14,780 --> 00:51:17,863 Well, how'd that Kool-Aid taste going down? 804 00:51:19,868 --> 00:51:21,074 Where is she? 805 00:51:31,046 --> 00:51:33,162 You could've gotten Carl killed. 806 00:51:33,340 --> 00:51:35,080 You tried to get Ian into the Army? 807 00:51:37,720 --> 00:51:39,585 You promised me. 808 00:51:40,431 --> 00:51:41,466 Get out of bed. 809 00:51:43,976 --> 00:51:46,843 Get out of bed, Mom! 810 00:52:13,047 --> 00:52:14,287 [SCREAMS AND SOBS] 811 00:52:32,024 --> 00:52:33,184 ISIGHs[ 812 00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:30,489 MARCO: Get me out of here! Please! Help! 813 00:53:30,666 --> 00:53:32,657 [BANGING] 814 00:53:33,585 --> 00:53:35,450 Help! 815 00:54:08,579 --> 00:54:10,570 [English - US - SDH]